Proof, if any was required, that the older you are, the cooler you are. Also hello Madison.
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@StupidlyStupid2 жыл бұрын
My grandmother once messaged me “The Egg 🥚” It was so ominous and it’s the only message she’s ever messaged me.
@Matt_Rose2 жыл бұрын
🥚
@duffpaddy39962 жыл бұрын
So technically The Egg 🥚 came before The Chicken 🐔
@arcaanie2 жыл бұрын
🥚
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa2 жыл бұрын
🥚
@thegoob_22 жыл бұрын
🥚
@navjotsingh22512 жыл бұрын
My grandma messaged me "behind you" at 3am one day. I messaged her asking what does this mean, she never responded to my text. Still shook to this date.
@KanashimiMusic2 жыл бұрын
I mean you could just, like, ask her in person or via a phone call? lmao
@moonfusion9964 Жыл бұрын
She may or may not have been trolling you.
@navjotsingh2251 Жыл бұрын
@@KanashimiMusic tbh, it has been a while and I never asked. Maybe she’s forgotten by now. But still, I’m scared.
@khalilnevels8926 Жыл бұрын
@@navjotsingh2251 She's just a got tier troll
@heathermerhout8775 Жыл бұрын
Maybe she’ll respond 5 years later
@thicc_astley2 жыл бұрын
the grandma who thought their grandkid could somehow help harry styles get out of california is so precious. sat there seeing that an international celebrity is facing technical difficulties and thinking “hmmm he needs my grandchild”
@D0MiN0ChAn2 жыл бұрын
Simply wholesome, we love to see it 😭💓
@teamdoodz2 жыл бұрын
Object-Oriented Programming?
@MCPilot12012 жыл бұрын
@@teamdoodz orange octopi posing?
@heavenlydusk2 жыл бұрын
@@MCPilot1201 octopus oriental protagonist?
@coolnhotmodding2 жыл бұрын
@@teamdoodz Orangutans Or Poison?
@user-wj8es7tq1u9 ай бұрын
"Twin towers. Hope they get to you" was the most horrifying in context message in my opinion
@MelodiiStarlian4 ай бұрын
For real 🧍🏻♀️😰
@TaylorswiftFan-in4nr3 ай бұрын
Yep
@maxsredditreadingclub83532 ай бұрын
RIP To All The Dead 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
@user-wj8es7tq1u2 ай бұрын
@@maxsredditreadingclub8353 Rest in peace 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
@cookscreativecorner Жыл бұрын
While my maternal grandmother has sent out some funny texts, none of them have been "cursed." But one of the funniest things she ever asked about her phone was, "Why are my apps jiggling?"
@AestheticMaluh Жыл бұрын
Lol
@budakbaongsiah Жыл бұрын
But why were her apps jiggling?
@heyjude6680 Жыл бұрын
@@budakbaongsiahif you hold your finger down on an app to delete it or movie it or whatever, all your other apps start jiggling
@budakbaongsiah Жыл бұрын
@@heyjude6680 But mine just wobble when I do that
@heyjude6680 Жыл бұрын
@@budakbaongsiah jiggling and wobbling mean the same thing
@M.E.Pearson2 жыл бұрын
When my grandma discoverd GiF's were a thing, she used them non stop. She would send a text saying ''I left my cane at walmart again" then proceed to send me a gif of two racoons hugging each other, then a child with a horrified look on their face then send the racoon GIF again. She really enjoys the concept of gifs
@fletcheragenda60142 жыл бұрын
Have you introduced her to tumblr yet?
@Blwbelle2 жыл бұрын
@@fletcheragenda6014 HORRIBLE IDEA
@GayAndDog2 жыл бұрын
@@fletcheragenda6014 what if the grandma gets into the "SuperWhoLock" fandom
@M.E.Pearson Жыл бұрын
@@fletcheragenda6014 This would be a great idea, definitely 🤣 She wouldn’t be able to figure out how to use it. She barely understands KZbin
@midnight_dreemurr Жыл бұрын
@@mimikyulover3411 I do not know who or what Oncelor is, but Sans and Sonic are characters from videogames 💙
@user-yd9py6lw8t10 ай бұрын
"I AM GRANDMA." truly pure inspiration to become a grandma
@FTFromTurkey5 ай бұрын
The uuhhhhhhhhh... 😐
@XsammyX6705 ай бұрын
“I AM GRANDMA”
@sauerkids92544 ай бұрын
instead of i am iron man i am grandma
@maxalon24793 ай бұрын
hello I’m a grandma and this is the five secondly object show
@ConeheadDave3 ай бұрын
Where are you Go get me some water I AM GRANDMA.
@orangutantitties9754 Жыл бұрын
''Twin Towers, hope they get to you'' Sounds strangely threatening but also an insult, somehow
@tacohead85432 жыл бұрын
From my Grandma: "Why is the stove shaped like your head?" The stove was normally shaped. A cube. I got roasted by my grandma.
@tacohead85432 жыл бұрын
Bonus one, this time from my grandpa: "Do you still want the long, hotdog shaled dog?' I had shown no interest in that type of dog. He didn't even have one, nor know where to get one.
@schoo92562 жыл бұрын
You got roasted by your grandma AND she used a stove to do it. That's kind of impressive considering it wasn't literal.
@koyote3582 жыл бұрын
We need more stove roasts
@BagelBagelBagelBa2 жыл бұрын
built like an elsen
@schoo92562 жыл бұрын
@@BagelBagelBagelBa some serious smeg energy
@cocksucker_suckscock2 жыл бұрын
My grandmother had polio as a kid so she can’t really move around, so my uncle got her an Alexa in hopes it’d help her out. Instead we get a panicked phone call at some ungodly hour because it wouldn’t stop playing dubstep.
@TheLaziestLynx2 жыл бұрын
Grandma knew what she wanted she just didn't know how to turn it off
@jadepersonally2 жыл бұрын
this actually made me laugh out loud bro 😭😭
@Blwbelle2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@DontSpeaks2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLaziestLynx Lmao 😂 🤣
@hanbigim Жыл бұрын
lmfao yes but 800th like lol
@WantSomeWhiskey81810 ай бұрын
One time I was helping my grandmother clear out her storage space and I found her school yearbook from 1944. I love old vintage and antique stuff so I went to my grandma and was like “Grammy, this is so cool its your yearbook!” and without hesitation she went to the back of the book and listed off all her peers that have died. Getting old is hard y’all lol
@DoctorAlright8 ай бұрын
My grandmom does the exact same thing… Especially when she sees the Facebook obituary posts
@Sammyy. Жыл бұрын
I love how much passion he reads the text like “ MAYONNAISE “ that’s super funny 😭 ✨
@TheGreatThicc2 жыл бұрын
Grandmas always come up with the weirdest/most unsettling things. I once cracked a short joke at mine(I'm 6'2 and she's like 5'1) while giving her a hug as I was leaving her house and my in-her-70's grandmother looked me dead in the eyes and said she'd knee me in the crotch so hard I'd have testicles for teeth. I had no idea how to process that.
@forestdude51682 жыл бұрын
damn, do not joke with grandma, she is wanted by the fbi and is a level 5/5 old woman, be aware, be safe man.
@sugoi6942 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@abraruralam35342 жыл бұрын
Oh god, that would be a painful curse if it were real.
@marktime.2 жыл бұрын
your grandma probably has a 5 star wanted level
@ja.lena.a2 жыл бұрын
*...oh no.*
@arbington2 жыл бұрын
My family runs an auction company, doing mostly online sales. My grandmother absolutely insisted that she should run our Facebook page. One time she let autocorrect do its thing and she posted a message that read simply “ONLINE ACTION, AUCTION SUCTION.” It’s since jokingly become our family motto.
@sensifacient2 жыл бұрын
This comment got me, it's so nonsensical but it has a certain flow that confounds the mind lmao
@vannillaAJofficial2042 жыл бұрын
i want to make that a meme quote
@Vaprod122 жыл бұрын
@@vannillaAJofficial204 it's probably copyrighted
@katelynhansan57942 жыл бұрын
Woah my grandparents used to run an auction too (online and in person) Lol
@realmustangboy6437 Жыл бұрын
I'm dying because of this lmao
@unvl7682 Жыл бұрын
4:27 I think she just meant “look out for animals” 💀
@darthrosinathedumbass5 ай бұрын
the damn giraffes keep running in front of my car
@Cloudyyyyyy003 ай бұрын
@@darthrosinathedumbass ikr it's so annoying when the koalas r running in front of my car >:(
@user-wj8es7tq1u2 ай бұрын
Damn gorrilas running in front of my car >:(
@Asta0121710 күн бұрын
@@Cloudyyyyyy00yeah same the llamas keep running on our cars and spitting on them when we drive them
@renee3461 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I was sick at school and my parents couldn't pick me up, so I called my grandma. I said "is this grandma?" She said "I'm somebody's grandma. Who's this?" 😂
@AX112112 жыл бұрын
I wish Matt was a voice in my head, reading my texts, narrating my actions, all that
@laurabii992 жыл бұрын
what's stopping you
@bigbootymen__2 жыл бұрын
yeah what’s stopping you
@flamingopersonn2 жыл бұрын
imagine the voice ringing in your ears, nobody else can hear it, just enthusiastically telling you about how you just went to the kitchen to get a drink
@ducttape99402 жыл бұрын
Please don't make this into a fanfic.
@kazkyuu2 жыл бұрын
@@ducttape9940 don't give them ideas
@Reurovision2 жыл бұрын
I literally can not keep on top of all of Matt's banger uploads. His voice is just perfect for reading elderly people's texts.
@Numbergamer20242 жыл бұрын
“Magic octopus” made me explode lol
@elliesteele20272 жыл бұрын
That kinda sounds like a thinly veiled insult lol.
@Funni_Slime_Human2 жыл бұрын
"I AM. GRANDMA." caught me so offguard I have to add it to my Chaotic Funny list.
@rebeccahherdener20682 жыл бұрын
@@Funni_Slime_Human it reminded me of "I am Groot".😂🤣
@Funni_Slime_Human2 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccahherdener2068 Ī ªm ğřæňđmą.
@thegodofpez Жыл бұрын
I miss my grandma. I’d take awkward texts over no texts any day. RIP grandma. ❤
@GingerK-ib4eq7 ай бұрын
Same here pal
@thegodofpez7 ай бұрын
@@GingerK-ib4eq RIP to your grandma, my dude. Genuinely. Life is so short. I know this likely won’t get to you, but human to human, I wish you nothing but wellness in this life. ❤️🤟
@GingerK-ib4eq7 ай бұрын
@@thegodofpez Thank you so much❤️ This means a lot to me. I likewise wish you wellness and health 👍
@thegodofpez7 ай бұрын
@@GingerK-ib4eq 🥰❤️
@zoesworldgaming3212 ай бұрын
Same. :(
@user-bm2ml2gt8x11 ай бұрын
“I. A M. G R A N D M A.” such beautiful words.
@thatcrystalpie2 жыл бұрын
“I am Grandma” That sounds like something a wolf would say.
@realmustangboy6437 Жыл бұрын
I believe her, i'll deliver the goods to het
@julienielsen3746 Жыл бұрын
Said to little red riding hood.
@RealTrey19 Жыл бұрын
I am the one who knocks
@lazuliisanidiot Жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@corvusgaming23798 күн бұрын
I was going to make a joke but then I saw your profile picture and now I am worried for your mental health.
@elli_senfsaat2 жыл бұрын
Both of my grandmas died last year, it still feels wrong to not have them in my life anymore. Some of these texts remind me so much of them (though in person, they never had mobile phones) Thanks for the laughter!
@ManiacLight2 жыл бұрын
I lost my great grandmother this year and we used to talk a lot via text messages, this vídeo reminded me a lot of her too
@AmbrosiusAmaimon2 жыл бұрын
I lost three grandmas (one was my great-grandma) over the course of two years, two of which died within the same week, so I understand that feeling. My condolences. 💔
@Clouditivity2 жыл бұрын
I agree. My one grandmother died in 2020. It makes me laugh when I see these as they also make me think of her!
@raven.petrichor2 жыл бұрын
@@Clouditivity same; I think if mine was still around she'd text like this (but in spanish)
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro2 жыл бұрын
I lost my grandma last year, and the other two didn’t bother to reach out (as per usual) to offer me any comfort 🙃 Funny story about my late grandma, she thought texting was unnecessary and lazy, and she said that calling would be better. She didn’t even know how to text on her flip phone, even though she’d had one for something like twenty years. Now of course, her disdain for texting didn’t apply to when she used my grandad’s smartphone lol. She was a character
@Pupperplanet Жыл бұрын
One time, my grandma just texted me "zucchini" with no context. I asked my grandma about it later and she acted like it never happened
@bigepicmanthatlovesfunands44775 ай бұрын
Zucchini
@chocobo_bruuuu5 ай бұрын
Zucchini
@DartNoobo5 ай бұрын
You don't wanna know
@dotterlotters5 ай бұрын
Zucchini
@pentagonanimates5 ай бұрын
zucchini
@aguywholikesgeography11 ай бұрын
I once texted my Great-Uncle a happy birthday text and he said “Thank you, nothing. No bite no turtle no fish, jumping, nothing, onto the next spot.” Apparently he was fishing.
@olivercharles293011 ай бұрын
Sounds like something you would find in a journal entry written by a mad man lol Maybe even a riddle.
@landoflogic107 Жыл бұрын
I once was helping my Grandma send someone something on her phone, when I saw a conversation she was having with someone in her contacts named “Bro.” The messages the two exchanged were completely gibberish. When I asked her who Bro was, she said she had no idea, and didn’t recall having a conversation with them. Who knows how grandmas do it
@zeniththetoaster9712 Жыл бұрын
It's possible it could be an cypher
@bioniclegoblin6495 Жыл бұрын
that's her drug dealer
@grandmastalin7796 Жыл бұрын
Cool
@EhhhCanadian Жыл бұрын
Was she texting herself
@lapinajustleft Жыл бұрын
oof, my Nonna only texted *Ok* to my brother, and it’s very confusing to how it worked out that way
@MasterMagikarp Жыл бұрын
My grandma has been messaging me and my siblings in a group chat every single day with a new image that’s like “Have a good Monday!” But of whatever the day is today and I just think it’s really nice. I also think her dedication to doing this is impressive. She has been sending us these pictures with no repeats for every single day for over two years.
@sunettas9738 Жыл бұрын
That's sweet
@LadyAyleene Жыл бұрын
That's fucking wholesome
@camipeterson6683 Жыл бұрын
That's adorable 😂
@polarissu3899 Жыл бұрын
one of my relatives do that to my grandma every day
@echognomecal6742 Жыл бұрын
Legend!
@treeclimberdave Жыл бұрын
My grandfather once texted my dad "surprise surprise" "I'm not all that weak" it surprised my dad so much
@reharm_reality Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad my grandma knows how to text well. She was an english professor, and I'm majoring in english now, so we have lots of conversations about my classes. It's very nice.
@willisaclown41902 жыл бұрын
Matt is like an older adult trying to relate to kids, but he actually knows how to do it.
@ieatboigas2 жыл бұрын
Because it's true.
@mimikyulover34112 жыл бұрын
Matt is the cool uncle that doesn't wanna be at the family gathering but is pretty fun once you get to know him
@kupkate04 Жыл бұрын
666
@kupkate04 Жыл бұрын
@Jadetheflyingdog lol the number of likes was at '666' when I wrote the comment, I suppose it comes off as creepy now that it has passed that number 😆
@AnalPro74 Жыл бұрын
Babushka
@moistfeet36262 жыл бұрын
I find it weird how Matt was able to make a five minute video on weird texts from grandma's. There's probably more.
@riverstein72512 жыл бұрын
So much more. My phone is full of them, and they all happen between 10pm and 5am. Grandma discovered emojis and has had us guessing ever since
“Are noodles pasta or are pasta noodles?” -my grandma, 2018
@zachgreenninja3885 Жыл бұрын
3:47 😂 She’s a Genius
@Jewls22 жыл бұрын
One time my grandma texted me “Watching Jimmie Fallon and he said something about twitch and playing a game. It was a bunch of blobs chasing each other and you had to find the imposters. He played with Caton and Noah from stranger things and Valkyrae who looked familiar” it is the best text I’ve ever received, I want to hang it up on my wall
@scythal2 жыл бұрын
A bunch of blobs chasing each other and you had to find the impostors.... Sounds kinda.... *sus*
@razorramonmachismo41722 жыл бұрын
grandma sus
@nightmare_raux2 жыл бұрын
@@scythal amongus-
@frid74342 жыл бұрын
i literally know the EXACT video she watched
@TheItalianoAssassino2 жыл бұрын
yeah because that happened
@basicbean49972 жыл бұрын
My grandma signs off most of her messages with “Love ❤️ Grandma” or just simply, “Grandma.” So, I started writing my messages like letters, complete with “Sincerely, granddaughter” to match hers :)
@Caitilizzie2 жыл бұрын
That’s adorable!
@Sylvan.Valley2 жыл бұрын
blessed
@Blwbelle2 жыл бұрын
Adorable
@LewisMcS Жыл бұрын
all fun and games until you start getting used to it and then accidentally use it on a serious message to someone else haha
@i_do_not_exist_ Жыл бұрын
*[Everyone liked that]*
@animatic5736 ай бұрын
the “moneys short, times are hard, heres your f***cking christmas card” was so funny 😂😂😂😂
@garbly-automobiles Жыл бұрын
"🐇 after dark " made me laugh way more than it should of
@alextheferret56742 жыл бұрын
My grandma recently texted me: "don't go to the mall." Without ANY explanation. Turns out a armed man shot a gun in the mall and ran, so, thanks grandma
@beasty64582 жыл бұрын
at least grandma tries to save your life
@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын
Grandma was involved
@average_tea_cup Жыл бұрын
@@genericname2747 was about to comment this lmao
@Gigglesnix Жыл бұрын
Was the gun ok?
@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын
@@Gigglesnix no, it was shot
@kristym86412 жыл бұрын
My favorite text from my grandma I got was when I sent her a picture of my little parrot with her first egg. So a small fluffy adorable bird looking at an egg. Gramma's reply: "Scary!! Was it in our neighborhood?" It was so strange, I didn't know what else to say but "Yes she is in my bedroom." Talked to her later and she said I sent her a scary picture of a dinosaur, but neither of us were able to find it on her phone. I have no idea what happened 😂
@talentlesscommenter13292 жыл бұрын
He probably thought the bird was a dinosaur somehow
@catpoke95572 жыл бұрын
I guess she wasn't wrong about the dinosaur part but the 'scary' is a bit questionable
@bananawitchcraft2 жыл бұрын
Birds are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are scary. Lmao seems logical
@bananawitchcraft2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the only thing that really keeps modern birds from being scary is their size. Just like cats.
@catpoke95572 жыл бұрын
@@bananawitchcraft Ostriches exist... cassowaries exist... yeah the logic checks out, they are pretty horrifying
@Epic_Axolotl11 ай бұрын
3:52 this message got me searching what toyboy means
@gavitron06108 ай бұрын
I don’t want to have look it up, what does it mean?
@Epic_Axolotl8 ай бұрын
@@gavitron0610 “a male lover that is much younger than his partner”
@thecreator3145Ай бұрын
@@Epic_Axolotl : - |
@lunarrrrr935 Жыл бұрын
My grandma has a habit of using voice to text and there's been some extremely random and confusing texts
@JuiceyDev Жыл бұрын
like what texts she sent you?
@feralpossum4389 Жыл бұрын
my grandma accidentally put a devil emoji after a sweet message to a family group chat, so it looked like this: " it was great seeing everyone! cant wait to see you soon 😈"
@@L.et..motif.. a feral opossum has a phone and is commenting random things 😩
@rineyedits2 жыл бұрын
my grandma once texted me: “who am I” and I’m honestly scared for her sanity
@wob1918 Жыл бұрын
lol what did you answer?
@LewisMcS Жыл бұрын
@@wob1918 "the chosen one." would have been my response
@tirsden Жыл бұрын
She's normal. The real question is... "who are you"
@2.fatducks Жыл бұрын
praying for your beloved grandmother.
@plumjet09 Жыл бұрын
Hey, V-sauce Michael here!
@eli_corn Жыл бұрын
oh my god i spat my drink everywhere at 4:48
@tinyahhquarks2 ай бұрын
me too
@CERTIFIED_SILLGUY9 ай бұрын
I got an ad for adult toys before the video started.
@aubrisfox2 жыл бұрын
One time my grandma was trying to reassure my aunt and said something along the lines of; " it's okay boo, I know you're *going to hell* " she meant "I know you're going through hell", but it was still hysterical
@RyanTosh Жыл бұрын
" Don't worry about it too much, just have fun, since in a few decades you will *e t e r n a l l y s u f f e r* "
@wob1918 Жыл бұрын
@@RyanTosh 💀
@nancyfancy9825 Жыл бұрын
IM SORRY FOR LAUGHINGSHDJD
@julienielsen3746 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@hieveryone4062 жыл бұрын
well my grandma once typed me a whole bunch of swear words, and after that sent me another message saying " the rudest swear words I can say to granddaughter" I treat my grandma very well and I'm a boy
@realmustangboy6437 Жыл бұрын
BOY! She wanted girl?
@olivialuv1 Жыл бұрын
I think she was tryna be cool and teach u
@goldtheostrich Жыл бұрын
3:18 YOUR DR PEPPER APPOINTMENT
@coralineoh Жыл бұрын
2:37 I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THIS!! Keep it up, I've been watching your videos for 2 years Matt. I love every single video you post! You make me smile.
@idcgaming5182 жыл бұрын
I love the examples of deliberate trolling. As Russel Howard once said, "there's one thing we have plenty of, and it's old people who don't give a f*ck"
@mackerel_102 жыл бұрын
My grandma has an ancient brick, so any text she attempts to send through SMS ends up looking like a hellspawn of random characters... that's why she calls us instead
@shroomboy4322 жыл бұрын
She hasnt learned to txt on a flip phone keyboard? Its not that hard i can do it without looking
@mackerel_102 жыл бұрын
She doesn't have a flip phone, but I think she knows how since she knows how to dial numbers. It might just be her phone being too old for smartphones to process what she's typing? I don't know
@cloker53632 жыл бұрын
Could I ask what an ancient brick is?
@its_the_bird2 жыл бұрын
@@cloker5363 Probably just one of the first types of cellphones. Nokias in particular are often called "bricks" because of how indestructible they were.
@mackerel_102 жыл бұрын
@@cloker5363 I'm not sure. It's a cellphone we got in like 2015 for her, but it might be a second-hand. Again, I could be wrong about her phone not being able to write properly considering a friend of mine (R.I.P) used a really old Samsung model with WhatsApp on it, though it barely qualified as a smartphone because it still had a flip phone keyboard.
@lapinajustleft Жыл бұрын
My Nonna (grandma in Italian) only texted “Okay” to my brother, for all the years she’s had his number
@mustafah6150 Жыл бұрын
4:00 W H E R E A R E Y A
@the_internet_pirate8 ай бұрын
G O G E T M E S O M E W A T E R
@Agent_Double_0_48 ай бұрын
Where area
@MistyInTheCloudz7 ай бұрын
@@Agent_Double_0_4go get me some water
@Amelon5084 ай бұрын
You made out paper lol
@baguette46072 жыл бұрын
I remember my grandma messaged me, deadpan, “Hotdog” featuring an image of a sculpture you’d probably find at goodwill and it was truly a life changing experience
@katsushi2329 Жыл бұрын
I still remember vividly when my grandmother pulled me aside and frantically handed me her tablet muttering “i think im hacked i saw a face pop up” I went through her tabs and it was a photo some old dude posted on her timeline with the camera right in his face. Poor lady was scared of him she was literally shaking
@echognomecal674211 ай бұрын
Oh no, GRANDMA! :(
@lolicon4537 ай бұрын
Delete the photo or block them and tell her you got rid of him
@IdkwhattonamemyselfXD6 ай бұрын
@@lolicon453it was almost a year ago 😂😂
@lolicon4536 ай бұрын
@@IdkwhattonamemyselfXD It’s never too late
@IdkwhattonamemyselfXD6 ай бұрын
@@lolicon453 yeah
@gavitron06108 ай бұрын
0:07 yes grandma I am the body on the trail.
@MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions Жыл бұрын
0:23 eh.. MAYONNAISE
@mortober2 жыл бұрын
The only grandparent I ever talked to lives all the way in Ukraine and has dementia. She would call us from there now and then on our home phone and my mum would bring it over to me and I would hear her calling me a little rabbit and that was about all I could understand of her Russian. I hope she's doing well.
@serotonin.scavenger Жыл бұрын
I hope she's doing well as well, dude. Say hi for me once you get to talk to her, yeah?
@badwulff Жыл бұрын
"Hello grandma, Serotonin Scavenger says hi"
@caiodacosta69512 жыл бұрын
I wish my grandparents could text me like this. Only one of them is alive and he hates technology. He'll literally take a walk to my apartment but never send a single text, which is pretty cute but I'm always worried something will happen.
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro2 жыл бұрын
My grandma said she hated texting, and would never do it herself unless absolutely necessary. She thought that if you truly needed something or wanted to talk, you should call. That’s largely why she never got a smartphone. Well, I should say she hated texting unless she stole my grandpa’s phone and texted using that, and really never called with it. Funny how she did that. Unfortunately I can’t make fun of her for it tho, she’s dead now 🙃
@Wolf-sh9ze2 жыл бұрын
I wish so too…
@badpiggy24032 жыл бұрын
@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro sorry for your loss
@Turtoile412 жыл бұрын
Literally my grandma, except that she's willing to atleast call the person but sending a text is a big no no
@name-nn7cs2 жыл бұрын
i don’t even know if my grandma knows i exist lmao
@Flikk_r8 ай бұрын
Idk why but matts british voice makes these 1000 times funnier, maybe the expression? 😅
@Kemalbasnr Жыл бұрын
2:58 What a miraculous ADHD moment is that. I’m crying and I think m’gonna die now 💀💀💀
@eetuthereindeer66712 жыл бұрын
My grandma somehow managed to text me a message that included nothing at all. No text, no characters and no picture. It was an empty message. How do you even send an empty message? That has to take skill
@scythal2 жыл бұрын
Grandmas know things we dont...
@kinnikuzero2 жыл бұрын
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@Snowfox6172 жыл бұрын
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@oodogla2 жыл бұрын
@ericasmith64982 жыл бұрын
I once texted "I love you" to my grandma and she responded, "Who is this? Is it Gabe? Love you Gabe." I am not Gabe.
@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын
OK Gabe
@ericasmith6498 Жыл бұрын
@@genericname2747 Thanks Grandma.
@george.5145 Жыл бұрын
...ominous.
@realmustangboy6437 Жыл бұрын
@@ericasmith6498 I AM GRANDMA Loved how he said it
@cYObEL Жыл бұрын
You are now Gabe
@Gacha.Christophe Жыл бұрын
“Magic octopus” got me dying more than her lungs
@Yourmom-er7kw10 ай бұрын
Bro this got me laughing on the floor :'D "can u help him?!" 2:28
@haleywilson5202 жыл бұрын
The only thing I even remotely would regret about not having children is not getting to be someone's crazy grandma
@leiafilewalker31022 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, you still can be someone's crazy aunt or something like that
@sugoi6942 жыл бұрын
Goddammit, true, but you'd still be betting on if ur child creates a child too (or adopts)
@AnkleGremlin2 жыл бұрын
you did not choose this childless life
@foxinabox51032 жыл бұрын
Or being a supportive parents, but this one works as well
@TheLaziestLynx2 жыл бұрын
@@foxinabox5103 haha thats what I was thinking, some people aren't into kids tho I get it
@cloudymew Жыл бұрын
I taught my nan how to text, this was one of my favourite conversations we had. "Hello Kenzie watch out for the 🐕🐕" "The dogs? Pretty sure they'd all be asleep" "No not dogs" "I meant your brother"
@samaraoliveira3400 Жыл бұрын
so she meant the dogs
@thecourtjester1931 Жыл бұрын
That is very funny I am totally not a ai
@nancyfancy9825 Жыл бұрын
OH MY GODD SJDJDJ
@Sagu_Un1_ Жыл бұрын
Haha. This is so funny. I have never been so exquisitely and remarkly amused. This is hilarious.
@rangergaming46 Жыл бұрын
🐕🐕=brother
@bigfootpart4therevengeancing8 ай бұрын
I appreciate that Grandma telling her loved one to watch out for foxes, deer, koalas, gorillas, and giraffes. I, too, sometimes get into my car and use it to break down zoo security gates and then just drive through all of the different animal exhibits. Good looking out, Granny.
@sirenheadoir4pizzas3 ай бұрын
im in my moms car and there's a mirror against lifhdjssosokvdksfbfwbk dak yeah just aayj
@augustcat316 күн бұрын
@@sirenheadoir4pizzas Are u okay did the animal attack ur car
@Lillie54110 ай бұрын
I fell asleep watching this and had a dream i was with my friend and brother and was on my laptop and had to type 11N1 2:44
@oli-keevz2 жыл бұрын
My grandma texts exactly the way she speaks, including refusing to say the word God . "OMGosh!" I just like the message that says I AM GRANDMA. The power has arisen.
@realmustangboy6437 Жыл бұрын
I like that too
@jamesondnunez2 жыл бұрын
After my grandma not texting me for a while, she sent me "She's vacuuming, shes vacuuming!!" And I didn't hear from her for another two weeks.
@gonnfishy29878 ай бұрын
Aww that hold up grandma knew exactly what she was doing, sweet but misunderstood
@th989-l2h2 жыл бұрын
Grandmas texting are like aliens trying to communicate to humans for the first time
@WannabeGay2 жыл бұрын
We all love our grandmas and how strange they are
@The_SHSL_Artist Жыл бұрын
Just the “Oklahoma “ got me in tears 😭💀
@VCMV01DVR11 ай бұрын
“I am grandma” got me on the floor😂😂😂
@rifttogo71082 жыл бұрын
3:31 “Don’t worry, it takes some time to learn how to text. Practice makes perfect!” *”OKLAHOMA”*
@wob19182 жыл бұрын
i just love it 😂😂😂😂
@hextheprotogenfox2 жыл бұрын
They just yelled the state I live in
@hextheprotogenfox2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I should be threatened
@rtlpejelagarto2 жыл бұрын
fun story: my grandma once sent me an image of a full trash container without any context. I replied with a GIF of confused guy with the text "WTF". Then she proceeds to type the name "Alice [Lastname]" 3 times (which wasn't my name) and then calls me. when I she talks about how that "Alice [lastname]" used to be kind but now she is cruel and wants to invite a stranger black man to her birthday. (the man was the guy in the GIF) that was the most confusing conversation, and I still need to know the Alice lore.
@talentlesscommenter13292 жыл бұрын
I hope you find Alice Lastname
@dazaifeetpics2 жыл бұрын
help who is alice lastname and whats wrong with ur grandma is she possessed 😭
@rtlpejelagarto2 жыл бұрын
@@dazaifeetpics idk who Alice Lastname is 😭😭😭 all I know is that at least she is a kind person
@Upsc2027champ2 жыл бұрын
This feels like it's going to end up somewhere in reddit.
@wob19182 жыл бұрын
LOLLLLL WHAT
@YourLocalRailfan6 ай бұрын
My grandma once texted me, “ That burgerly habi ned at knob hill” “ The two thief's and the package”
@lolothesilly9 ай бұрын
the tuna salad one at the beginning could be genius though 🤔 pretend not to understand technology until your relatives give in and bring you tuna salad!!
@creeperjo72 жыл бұрын
4:39 pretty sure if you hit a gorilla in the road your car would be way more damaged than the gorilla
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa2 жыл бұрын
still should avoid em!
@wob19182 жыл бұрын
and a giraffe?
@creeperjo72 жыл бұрын
@@wob1918 nah ive ran into multiple they just topple over like the end of a Jenga game
@H4LLW4Y.V01D2 жыл бұрын
So would the person driving the car lol
@Mag3.14158 ай бұрын
@@creeperjo7Jengaraffe
@AustinTheWeenieTickler2 жыл бұрын
I had a feeling that Matt was going to do something relating to boomer texting eventually. Grandmas are just another breed. edit: I changed my profile picture because you were all so upset over me having JellyBean on it.
@Brann1k2 жыл бұрын
grandma's are the best thing in the world
@smashthesubscribebutton2 жыл бұрын
@@Brann1k probably wrote that for your grandma
@AustinTheWeenieTickler2 жыл бұрын
@@Brann1k Have to agree. Haha.
@Brann1k2 жыл бұрын
@@smashthesubscribebutton what
@Brann1k2 жыл бұрын
@@AustinTheWeenieTickler yes
@fwadiI4 ай бұрын
“Me cooking dinner, stoned.” Got me flying 😂😂
@Acutelittlecat Жыл бұрын
The Grandma should DEFINITELY SELL that Cucumber
@ashe34102 жыл бұрын
Matt, you're like a dad, you're the best!! :)
@Chill_Gamer2 жыл бұрын
I thought this was about to be a “went for the milk” comment
@Spongyboi8972 жыл бұрын
JLiylilyilyily or
@beethoven64192 жыл бұрын
Come outside.
@AustinTheWeenieTickler2 жыл бұрын
A what? 💀
@snowman12382 жыл бұрын
Kinda creepy
@antagonizingprotagonist87212 жыл бұрын
My grandma once sent me "the cheese is not good" 10 times in a row for some unholy reason
@forestdude51682 жыл бұрын
well it wasnt good then.
@realmustangboy6437 Жыл бұрын
🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 Here a replica lmao
@PancakesTheRegisteel29 күн бұрын
All laughs aside, that duck cucumber is awesome
@Sk8rJenna6 ай бұрын
I swear grandmas always text the most unhinged stuff ever
@petuniatherain-nightwing10022 жыл бұрын
Not my grandma, but my dad. My dad tends to send emojis in almost every one of his texts. I was once at work, and I texted him to bring my jacket because I forgot it. He brought it over, but he couldn't find me (I was working) so he gave it to one of my co-workers and told her to find me and give it to me (thankfully she did). But I had felt bad about my dad not being able to find me because I was busy working, so I texted him that I felt bad. My dad replied with: "Smile be 😊" "Happy 😁😁😁" in two separate messages that were sent two hours apart from each other. Gotta love him.
@Klekeec Жыл бұрын
Did not expect to see you here but also expected I don’t know at this point. Also your dad seems to send texts early and not notics
@petuniatherain-nightwing1002 Жыл бұрын
@@Klekeec o hello yea i think he does
@NutyRiver2 жыл бұрын
My grandma once sent a news article about suicide rates at the local college to our family group chat and then immediately sent “lol” I think she was trying to lol at a cat picture someone sent higher up but she doesn’t know how to reply directly. And doesn’t know the text etiquette to clarify.
@realmustangboy6437 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what your family was thinking about your grandma at that time...
@MrFourchords Жыл бұрын
I ruined the 100 likes
@judy382711 ай бұрын
this video taught me that people have a closer relationship with their grandparents than I thought
@BroKingOfficial3 ай бұрын
3:25 I’m laughing my ass off at midnight the way u said “PolM” was so funny😂
@Cometstarlight2 жыл бұрын
*has a CT scan* “Did they find your brain while you were in there?” That about sent me through the roof, but I can’t laugh because I’m at work 😂
@esk-tc9xg2 жыл бұрын
The grandma at 3:09 has no right being so relatable
@HaydnDoesStuffOfficial Жыл бұрын
You are a legend. Please make a part 2 mat rose. My mom almost shit herself and I want it to happen again
@The_Asexual_Gamer6669 ай бұрын
My grandma outed me as Asexual to my parents by simply texting “your son is a asexual”. To my mother. Greatest way to come out of the closet, be accepted and have a good laugh
@zcarcollerotez81218 ай бұрын
Turn to Jesus Christ, He is the Lord
@The_Asexual_Gamer6668 ай бұрын
@@zcarcollerotez8121 yeah I’m not doing that. Nobody in my family believes in Christianity and we let people be who they want to be.
@zcarcollerotez81218 ай бұрын
@@The_Asexual_Gamer666 my mother is an hardcore atheist, my dad isn't christian, yet here i am, everything is possible through the love of our Lord. Jesus loves you
@worstusernameintheworld98717 ай бұрын
@@zcarcollerotez8121 that made me want to stop being a Christian, let people have their beliefs ffs or preach it where people are willing to listen, otherwise you're wasting you're time and making the rest of Christianity look like a cult
@GingerK-ib4eq7 ай бұрын
@@zcarcollerotez8121 I thought Jesus loved/accepted anyone regardless of their sexual preference or lack of... so... we've all been lied to? Damn.
@purplesharky1118 Жыл бұрын
man, grandmas have a secret language that we'll never know and it's beautiful
@enigmatruecrime2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate it whilst it lasts. You will never know how much you'll miss them.
@kamera-crew Жыл бұрын
i accidently watched this on 0.5x speed and thought matt was just emphasizing everything
@bitchhimflora Жыл бұрын
3:07 *Moment of silence* ... hello.madison I laughed so hard i fell of my bed lol
@elliesteele20272 жыл бұрын
0:47 > Joins chat. > "It's super easy to buy heroine." > Refuses to elaborate. > Leaves. Absolute Chadma.