Cursed texts from Grandmas

Proof, if any was required, that the older you are, the cooler you are. Also hello Madison.

[@StupidlyStupid]

My grandmother once messaged me “The Egg 🥚” It was so ominous and it’s the only message she’s ever messaged me.

[@Matt_Rose]

🥚

[@duffpaddy3996]

So technically The Egg 🥚 came before The Chicken 🐔

[@arcaanie]

🥚

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

🥚

[@thegoob_2]

🥚

[@navjotsingh2251]

My grandma messaged me "behind you" at 3am one day. I messaged her asking what does this mean, she never responded to my text. Still shook to this date.

[@KanashimiMusic]

I mean you could just, like, ask her in person or via a phone call? lmao

[@moonfusion9964]

She may or may not have been trolling you.

[@navjotsingh2251]

@@KanashimiMusic tbh, it has been a while and I never asked. Maybe she’s forgotten by now. But still, I’m scared.

[@khalilnevels8926]

@@navjotsingh2251 She's just a got tier troll

[@heathermerhout8775]

Maybe she’ll respond 5 years later

[@thicc_astley]

the grandma who thought their grandkid could somehow help harry styles get out of california is so precious. sat there seeing that an international celebrity is facing technical difficulties and thinking “hmmm he needs my grandchild”

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

Simply wholesome, we love to see it 😭💓

[@teamdoodz]

Object-Oriented Programming?

[@MCPilot1201]

@@teamdoodz orange octopi posing?

[@heavenlydusk]

@@MCPilot1201 octopus oriental protagonist?

[@coolnhotmodding]

@@teamdoodz Orangutans Or Poison?

[@user-wj8es7tq1u]

"Twin towers. Hope they get to you" was the most horrifying in context message in my opinion

[@MelodiiStarlian]

For real 🧍🏻‍♀️😰

[@TaylorswiftFan-in4nr]

Yep

[@maxsredditreadingclub8353]

RIP To All The Dead 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@user-wj8es7tq1u]

@@maxsredditreadingclub8353 Rest in peace 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@cookscreativecorner]

While my maternal grandmother has sent out some funny texts, none of them have been "cursed." But one of the funniest things she ever asked about her phone was, "Why are my apps jiggling?"

[@AestheticMaluh]

Lol

[@budakbaongsiah]

But why were her apps jiggling?

[@heyjude6680]

​@@budakbaongsiahif you hold your finger down on an app to delete it or movie it or whatever, all your other apps start jiggling

[@budakbaongsiah]

@@heyjude6680 But mine just wobble when I do that

[@heyjude6680]

@@budakbaongsiah jiggling and wobbling mean the same thing

[@M.E.Pearson]

When my grandma discoverd GiF's were a thing, she used them non stop. She would send a text saying ''I left my cane at walmart again" then proceed to send me a gif of two racoons hugging each other, then a child with a horrified look on their face then send the racoon GIF again. She really enjoys the concept of gifs

[@fletcheragenda6014]

Have you introduced her to tumblr yet?

[@Blwbelle]

@@fletcheragenda6014 HORRIBLE IDEA

[@GayAndDog]

@@fletcheragenda6014 what if the grandma gets into the "SuperWhoLock" fandom

[@M.E.Pearson]

@@fletcheragenda6014 This would be a great idea, definitely 🤣 She wouldn’t be able to figure out how to use it. She barely understands KZbin

[@midnight_dreemurr]

@@mimikyulover3411 I do not know who or what Oncelor is, but Sans and Sonic are characters from videogames 💙

[@user-yd9py6lw8t]

"I AM GRANDMA." truly pure inspiration to become a grandma

[@FTFromTurkey]

The uuhhhhhhhhh... 😐

[@XsammyX670]

“I AM GRANDMA”

[@sauerkids9254]

instead of i am iron man i am grandma

[@maxalon2479]

hello I’m a grandma and this is the five secondly object show

[@ConeheadDave]

Where are you Go get me some water I AM GRANDMA.

[@orangutantitties9754]

''Twin Towers, hope they get to you'' Sounds strangely threatening but also an insult, somehow

[@tacohead8543]

From my Grandma: "Why is the stove shaped like your head?" The stove was normally shaped. A cube. I got roasted by my grandma.

[@tacohead8543]

Bonus one, this time from my grandpa: "Do you still want the long, hotdog shaled dog?' I had shown no interest in that type of dog. He didn't even have one, nor know where to get one.

[@schoo9256]

You got roasted by your grandma AND she used a stove to do it. That's kind of impressive considering it wasn't literal.

[@koyote358]

We need more stove roasts

[@BagelBagelBagelBa]

built like an elsen

[@schoo9256]

@@BagelBagelBagelBa some serious smeg energy

[@cocksucker_suckscock]

My grandmother had polio as a kid so she can’t really move around, so my uncle got her an Alexa in hopes it’d help her out. Instead we get a panicked phone call at some ungodly hour because it wouldn’t stop playing dubstep.

[@TheLaziestLynx]

Grandma knew what she wanted she just didn't know how to turn it off

[@jadepersonally]

this actually made me laugh out loud bro 😭😭

[@Blwbelle]

Lmao

[@DontSpeaks]

@@TheLaziestLynx Lmao 😂 🤣

[@hanbigim]

lmfao yes but 800th like lol

[@WantSomeWhiskey818]

One time I was helping my grandmother clear out her storage space and I found her school yearbook from 1944. I love old vintage and antique stuff so I went to my grandma and was like “Grammy, this is so cool its your yearbook!” and without hesitation she went to the back of the book and listed off all her peers that have died. Getting old is hard y’all lol

[@DoctorAlright]

My grandmom does the exact same thing… Especially when she sees the Facebook obituary posts

[@Sammyy.]

I love how much passion he reads the text like “ MAYONNAISE “ that’s super funny 😭 ✨

[@TheGreatThicc]

Grandmas always come up with the weirdest/most unsettling things. I once cracked a short joke at mine(I'm 6'2 and she's like 5'1) while giving her a hug as I was leaving her house and my in-her-70's grandmother looked me dead in the eyes and said she'd knee me in the crotch so hard I'd have testicles for teeth. I had no idea how to process that.

[@forestdude5168]

damn, do not joke with grandma, she is wanted by the fbi and is a level 5/5 old woman, be aware, be safe man.

[@sugoi694]

LMFAO

[@abraruralam3534]

Oh god, that would be a painful curse if it were real.

[@marktime.]

your grandma probably has a 5 star wanted level

[@ja.lena.a]

*...oh no.*

[@arbington]

My family runs an auction company, doing mostly online sales. My grandmother absolutely insisted that she should run our Facebook page. One time she let autocorrect do its thing and she posted a message that read simply “ONLINE ACTION, AUCTION SUCTION.” It’s since jokingly become our family motto.

[@sensifacient]

This comment got me, it's so nonsensical but it has a certain flow that confounds the mind lmao

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

i want to make that a meme quote

[@Vaprod12]

@@vannillaAJofficial204 it's probably copyrighted

[@katelynhansan5794]

Woah my grandparents used to run an auction too (online and in person) Lol

[@realmustangboy6437]

I'm dying because of this lmao

[@unvl7682]

4:27 I think she just meant “look out for animals” 💀

[@darthrosinathedumbass]

the damn giraffes keep running in front of my car

[@Cloudyyyyyy00]

​@@darthrosinathedumbass ikr it's so annoying when the koalas r running in front of my car >:(

[@user-wj8es7tq1u]

Damn gorrilas running in front of my car >:(

[@Asta01217]

@@Cloudyyyyyy00yeah same the llamas keep running on our cars and spitting on them when we drive them

[@renee3461]

This reminds me of when I was sick at school and my parents couldn't pick me up, so I called my grandma. I said "is this grandma?" She said "I'm somebody's grandma. Who's this?" 😂

[@AX11211]

I wish Matt was a voice in my head, reading my texts, narrating my actions, all that

[@laurabii99]

what's stopping you

[@bigbootymen__]

yeah what’s stopping you

[@flamingopersonn]

imagine the voice ringing in your ears, nobody else can hear it, just enthusiastically telling you about how you just went to the kitchen to get a drink

[@ducttape9940]

Please don't make this into a fanfic.

[@kazkyuu]

@@ducttape9940 don't give them ideas

[@Reurovision]

I literally can not keep on top of all of Matt's banger uploads. His voice is just perfect for reading elderly people's texts.

[@Numbergamer2024]

“Magic octopus” made me explode lol

[@elliesteele2027]

That kinda sounds like a thinly veiled insult lol.

[@Funni_Slime_Human]

"I AM. GRANDMA." caught me so offguard I have to add it to my Chaotic Funny list.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@@Funni_Slime_Human it reminded me of "I am Groot".😂🤣

[@Funni_Slime_Human]

@@rebeccahherdener2068 Ī ªm ğřæňđmą.

[@thegodofpez]

I miss my grandma. I’d take awkward texts over no texts any day. RIP grandma. ❤

[@GingerK-ib4eq]

Same here pal

[@thegodofpez]

@@GingerK-ib4eq RIP to your grandma, my dude. Genuinely. Life is so short. I know this likely won’t get to you, but human to human, I wish you nothing but wellness in this life. ❤️🤟

[@GingerK-ib4eq]

@@thegodofpez Thank you so much❤️ This means a lot to me. I likewise wish you wellness and health 👍

[@thegodofpez]

@@GingerK-ib4eq 🥰❤️

[@zoesworldgaming321]

Same. :(

[@user-bm2ml2gt8x]

“I. A M. G R A N D M A.” such beautiful words.

[@thatcrystalpie]

“I am Grandma” That sounds like something a wolf would say.

[@realmustangboy6437]

I believe her, i'll deliver the goods to het

[@julienielsen3746]

Said to little red riding hood.

[@RealTrey19]

I am the one who knocks

[@lazuliisanidiot]

LMAOO

[@corvusgaming2379]

I was going to make a joke but then I saw your profile picture and now I am worried for your mental health.

[@elli_senfsaat]

Both of my grandmas died last year, it still feels wrong to not have them in my life anymore. Some of these texts remind me so much of them (though in person, they never had mobile phones) Thanks for the laughter!

[@ManiacLight]

I lost my great grandmother this year and we used to talk a lot via text messages, this vídeo reminded me a lot of her too

[@AmbrosiusAmaimon]

I lost three grandmas (one was my great-grandma) over the course of two years, two of which died within the same week, so I understand that feeling. My condolences. 💔

[@Clouditivity]

I agree. My one grandmother died in 2020. It makes me laugh when I see these as they also make me think of her!

[@raven.petrichor]

@@Clouditivity same; I think if mine was still around she'd text like this (but in spanish)

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

I lost my grandma last year, and the other two didn’t bother to reach out (as per usual) to offer me any comfort 🙃 Funny story about my late grandma, she thought texting was unnecessary and lazy, and she said that calling would be better. She didn’t even know how to text on her flip phone, even though she’d had one for something like twenty years. Now of course, her disdain for texting didn’t apply to when she used my grandad’s smartphone lol. She was a character

[@Pupperplanet]

One time, my grandma just texted me "zucchini" with no context. I asked my grandma about it later and she acted like it never happened

[@bigepicmanthatlovesfunands4477]

Zucchini

[@chocobo_bruuuu]

Zucchini

[@DartNoobo]

You don't wanna know

[@dotterlotters]

Zucchini

[@pentagonanimates]

zucchini

[@aguywholikesgeography]

I once texted my Great-Uncle a happy birthday text and he said “Thank you, nothing. No bite no turtle no fish, jumping, nothing, onto the next spot.” Apparently he was fishing.

[@olivercharles2930]

Sounds like something you would find in a journal entry written by a mad man lol Maybe even a riddle.

[@landoflogic107]

I once was helping my Grandma send someone something on her phone, when I saw a conversation she was having with someone in her contacts named “Bro.” The messages the two exchanged were completely gibberish. When I asked her who Bro was, she said she had no idea, and didn’t recall having a conversation with them. Who knows how grandmas do it

[@zeniththetoaster9712]

It's possible it could be an cypher

[@bioniclegoblin6495]

that's her drug dealer

[@grandmastalin7796]

Cool

[@EhhhCanadian]

Was she texting herself

[@lapinajustleft]

oof, my Nonna only texted *Ok* to my brother, and it’s very confusing to how it worked out that way

[@MasterMagikarp]

My grandma has been messaging me and my siblings in a group chat every single day with a new image that’s like “Have a good Monday!” But of whatever the day is today and I just think it’s really nice. I also think her dedication to doing this is impressive. She has been sending us these pictures with no repeats for every single day for over two years.

[@sunettas9738]

That's sweet

[@LadyAyleene]

That's fucking wholesome

[@camipeterson6683]

That's adorable 😂

[@polarissu3899]

one of my relatives do that to my grandma every day

[@echognomecal6742]

Legend!

[@treeclimberdave]

My grandfather once texted my dad "surprise surprise" "I'm not all that weak" it surprised my dad so much

[@reharm_reality]

I'm so glad my grandma knows how to text well. She was an english professor, and I'm majoring in english now, so we have lots of conversations about my classes. It's very nice.

[@willisaclown4190]

Matt is like an older adult trying to relate to kids, but he actually knows how to do it.

[@ieatboigas]

Because it's true.

[@mimikyulover3411]

Matt is the cool uncle that doesn't wanna be at the family gathering but is pretty fun once you get to know him

[@kupkate04]

666

[@kupkate04]

@Jadetheflyingdog lol the number of likes was at '666' when I wrote the comment, I suppose it comes off as creepy now that it has passed that number 😆

[@AnalPro74]

Babushka

[@moistfeet3626]

I find it weird how Matt was able to make a five minute video on weird texts from grandma's. There's probably more.

[@riverstein7251]

So much more. My phone is full of them, and they all happen between 10pm and 5am. Grandma discovered emojis and has had us guessing ever since

[@TheOriginalNay.]

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[@kujo40536]

oh my fucking bananas killer queen

[@nocashnobitcheslol21]

Sir I think that’s Was a threat

[@sk310ton_]

kira.

[@HenrySoloss]

“Are noodles pasta or are pasta noodles?” -my grandma, 2018

[@zachgreenninja3885]

3:47 😂 She’s a Genius

[@Jewls2]

One time my grandma texted me “Watching Jimmie Fallon and he said something about twitch and playing a game. It was a bunch of blobs chasing each other and you had to find the imposters. He played with Caton and Noah from stranger things and Valkyrae who looked familiar” it is the best text I’ve ever received, I want to hang it up on my wall

[@scythal]

A bunch of blobs chasing each other and you had to find the impostors.... Sounds kinda.... *sus*

[@razorramonmachismo4172]

grandma sus

[@nightmare_raux]

@@scythal amongus-

[@frid7434]

i literally know the EXACT video she watched

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

yeah because that happened

[@basicbean4997]

My grandma signs off most of her messages with “Love ❤️ Grandma” or just simply, “Grandma.” So, I started writing my messages like letters, complete with “Sincerely, granddaughter” to match hers :)

[@Caitilizzie]

That’s adorable!

[@Sylvan.Valley]

blessed

[@Blwbelle]

Adorable

[@LewisMcS]

all fun and games until you start getting used to it and then accidentally use it on a serious message to someone else haha

[@i_do_not_exist_]

*[Everyone liked that]*

[@animatic573]

the “moneys short, times are hard, heres your f***cking christmas card” was so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@garbly-automobiles]

"🐇 after dark " made me laugh way more than it should of

[@alextheferret5674]

My grandma recently texted me: "don't go to the mall." Without ANY explanation. Turns out a armed man shot a gun in the mall and ran, so, thanks grandma

[@beasty6458]

at least grandma tries to save your life

[@genericname2747]

Grandma was involved

[@average_tea_cup]

@@genericname2747 was about to comment this lmao

[@Gigglesnix]

Was the gun ok?

[@genericname2747]

@@Gigglesnix no, it was shot

[@kristym8641]

My favorite text from my grandma I got was when I sent her a picture of my little parrot with her first egg. So a small fluffy adorable bird looking at an egg. Gramma's reply: "Scary!! Was it in our neighborhood?" It was so strange, I didn't know what else to say but "Yes she is in my bedroom." Talked to her later and she said I sent her a scary picture of a dinosaur, but neither of us were able to find it on her phone. I have no idea what happened 😂

[@talentlesscommenter1329]

He probably thought the bird was a dinosaur somehow

[@catpoke9557]

I guess she wasn't wrong about the dinosaur part but the 'scary' is a bit questionable

[@bananawitchcraft]

Birds are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are scary. Lmao seems logical

[@bananawitchcraft]

Honestly the only thing that really keeps modern birds from being scary is their size. Just like cats.

[@catpoke9557]

@@bananawitchcraft Ostriches exist... cassowaries exist... yeah the logic checks out, they are pretty horrifying

[@Epic_Axolotl]

3:52 this message got me searching what toyboy means

[@gavitron0610]

I don’t want to have look it up, what does it mean?

[@Epic_Axolotl]

@@gavitron0610 “a male lover that is much younger than his partner”

[@thecreator3145]

​@@Epic_Axolotl : - |

[@lunarrrrr935]

My grandma has a habit of using voice to text and there's been some extremely random and confusing texts

[@JuiceyDev]

like what texts she sent you?

[@feralpossum4389]

my grandma accidentally put a devil emoji after a sweet message to a family group chat, so it looked like this: " it was great seeing everyone! cant wait to see you soon 😈"

[@chazndaisy.luv.u]

why does a feral opossum have a phone-

[@feralpossum4389]

@@chazndaisy.luv.u mysterious ways..

[@chazndaisy.luv.u]

@@feralpossum4389 hmm.. we're gonna call animal control..

[@L.et..motif..]

Hello I am animal control what do I do

[@chazndaisy.luv.u]

@@L.et..motif.. a feral opossum has a phone and is commenting random things 😩

[@rineyedits]

my grandma once texted me: “who am I” and I’m honestly scared for her sanity

[@wob1918]

lol what did you answer?

[@LewisMcS]

@@wob1918 "the chosen one." would have been my response

[@tirsden]

She's normal. The real question is... "who are you"

[@2.fatducks]

praying for your beloved grandmother.

[@plumjet09]

Hey, V-sauce Michael here!

[@eli_corn]

oh my god i spat my drink everywhere at 4:48

[@tinyahhquarks]

me too

[@CERTIFIED_SILLGUY]

I got an ad for adult toys before the video started.

[@aubrisfox]

One time my grandma was trying to reassure my aunt and said something along the lines of; " it's okay boo, I know you're *going to hell* " she meant "I know you're going through hell", but it was still hysterical

[@RyanTosh]

" Don't worry about it too much, just have fun, since in a few decades you will *e t e r n a l l y s u f f e r* "

[@wob1918]

@@RyanTosh 💀

[@nancyfancy9825]

IM SORRY FOR LAUGHINGSHDJD

[@julienielsen3746]

LOL

[@hieveryone406]

well my grandma once typed me a whole bunch of swear words, and after that sent me another message saying " the rudest swear words I can say to granddaughter" I treat my grandma very well and I'm a boy

[@realmustangboy6437]

BOY! She wanted girl?

[@olivialuv1]

I think she was tryna be cool and teach u

[@goldtheostrich]

3:18 YOUR DR PEPPER APPOINTMENT

[@coralineoh]

2:37 I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THIS!! Keep it up, I've been watching your videos for 2 years Matt. I love every single video you post! You make me smile.

[@idcgaming518]

I love the examples of deliberate trolling. As Russel Howard once said, "there's one thing we have plenty of, and it's old people who don't give a f*ck"

[@mackerel_10]

My grandma has an ancient brick, so any text she attempts to send through SMS ends up looking like a hellspawn of random characters... that's why she calls us instead

[@shroomboy432]

She hasnt learned to txt on a flip phone keyboard? Its not that hard i can do it without looking

[@mackerel_10]

She doesn't have a flip phone, but I think she knows how since she knows how to dial numbers. It might just be her phone being too old for smartphones to process what she's typing? I don't know

[@cloker5363]

Could I ask what an ancient brick is?

[@its_the_bird]

@@cloker5363 Probably just one of the first types of cellphones. Nokias in particular are often called "bricks" because of how indestructible they were.

[@mackerel_10]

@@cloker5363 I'm not sure. It's a cellphone we got in like 2015 for her, but it might be a second-hand. Again, I could be wrong about her phone not being able to write properly considering a friend of mine (R.I.P) used a really old Samsung model with WhatsApp on it, though it barely qualified as a smartphone because it still had a flip phone keyboard.

[@lapinajustleft]

My Nonna (grandma in Italian) only texted “Okay” to my brother, for all the years she’s had his number

[@mustafah6150]

4:00 W H E R E A R E Y A

[@the_internet_pirate]

G O G E T M E S O M E W A T E R

[@Agent_Double_0_4]

Where area

[@MistyInTheCloudz]

@@Agent_Double_0_4go get me some water

[@Amelon508]

You made out paper lol

[@baguette4607]

I remember my grandma messaged me, deadpan, “Hotdog” featuring an image of a sculpture you’d probably find at goodwill and it was truly a life changing experience

[@katsushi2329]

I still remember vividly when my grandmother pulled me aside and frantically handed me her tablet muttering “i think im hacked i saw a face pop up” I went through her tabs and it was a photo some old dude posted on her timeline with the camera right in his face. Poor lady was scared of him she was literally shaking

[@echognomecal6742]

Oh no, GRANDMA! :(

[@lolicon453]

Delete the photo or block them and tell her you got rid of him

[@IdkwhattonamemyselfXD]

@@lolicon453it was almost a year ago 😂😂

[@lolicon453]

@@IdkwhattonamemyselfXD It’s never too late

[@IdkwhattonamemyselfXD]

@@lolicon453 yeah

[@gavitron0610]

0:07 yes grandma I am the body on the trail.

[@MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions]

0:23 eh.. MAYONNAISE

[@mortober]

The only grandparent I ever talked to lives all the way in Ukraine and has dementia. She would call us from there now and then on our home phone and my mum would bring it over to me and I would hear her calling me a little rabbit and that was about all I could understand of her Russian. I hope she's doing well.

[@serotonin.scavenger]

I hope she's doing well as well, dude. Say hi for me once you get to talk to her, yeah?

[@badwulff]

"Hello grandma, Serotonin Scavenger says hi"

[@caiodacosta6951]

I wish my grandparents could text me like this. Only one of them is alive and he hates technology. He'll literally take a walk to my apartment but never send a single text, which is pretty cute but I'm always worried something will happen.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

My grandma said she hated texting, and would never do it herself unless absolutely necessary. She thought that if you truly needed something or wanted to talk, you should call. That’s largely why she never got a smartphone. Well, I should say she hated texting unless she stole my grandpa’s phone and texted using that, and really never called with it. Funny how she did that. Unfortunately I can’t make fun of her for it tho, she’s dead now 🙃

[@Wolf-sh9ze]

I wish so too…

[@badpiggy2403]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro sorry for your loss

[@Turtoile41]

Literally my grandma, except that she's willing to atleast call the person but sending a text is a big no no

[@name-nn7cs]

i don’t even know if my grandma knows i exist lmao

[@Flikk_r]

Idk why but matts british voice makes these 1000 times funnier, maybe the expression? 😅

[@Kemalbasnr]

2:58 What a miraculous ADHD moment is that. I’m crying and I think m’gonna die now 💀💀💀

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

My grandma somehow managed to text me a message that included nothing at all. No text, no characters and no picture. It was an empty message. How do you even send an empty message? That has to take skill

[@scythal]

Grandmas know things we dont...

[@kinnikuzero]

ِ

[@Snowfox617]

‎

[@slipknotty]

‎

[@oodogla]

‎

[@ericasmith6498]

I once texted "I love you" to my grandma and she responded, "Who is this? Is it Gabe? Love you Gabe." I am not Gabe.

[@genericname2747]

OK Gabe

[@ericasmith6498]

@@genericname2747 Thanks Grandma.

[@george.5145]

...ominous.

[@realmustangboy6437]

@@ericasmith6498 I AM GRANDMA Loved how he said it

[@cYObEL]

You are now Gabe

[@Gacha.Christophe]

“Magic octopus” got me dying more than her lungs

[@Yourmom-er7kw]

Bro this got me laughing on the floor :'D "can u help him?!" 2:28

[@haleywilson520]

The only thing I even remotely would regret about not having children is not getting to be someone's crazy grandma

[@leiafilewalker3102]

Don't worry, you still can be someone's crazy aunt or something like that

[@sugoi694]

Goddammit, true, but you'd still be betting on if ur child creates a child too (or adopts)

[@AnkleGremlin]

you did not choose this childless life

[@foxinabox5103]

Or being a supportive parents, but this one works as well

[@TheLaziestLynx]

@@foxinabox5103 haha thats what I was thinking, some people aren't into kids tho I get it

[@cloudymew]

I taught my nan how to text, this was one of my favourite conversations we had. "Hello Kenzie watch out for the 🐕🐕" "The dogs? Pretty sure they'd all be asleep" "No not dogs" "I meant your brother"

[@samaraoliveira3400]

so she meant the dogs

[@thecourtjester1931]

That is very funny I am totally not a ai

[@nancyfancy9825]

OH MY GODD SJDJDJ

[@Sagu_Un1_]

Haha. This is so funny. I have never been so exquisitely and remarkly amused. This is hilarious.

[@rangergaming46]

🐕🐕=brother

[@bigfootpart4therevengeancing]

I appreciate that Grandma telling her loved one to watch out for foxes, deer, koalas, gorillas, and giraffes. I, too, sometimes get into my car and use it to break down zoo security gates and then just drive through all of the different animal exhibits. Good looking out, Granny.

[@sirenheadoir4pizzas]

im in my moms car and there's a mirror against lifhdjssosokvdksfbfwbk dak yeah just aayj

[@augustcat3]

@@sirenheadoir4pizzas Are u okay did the animal attack ur car

[@Lillie541]

I fell asleep watching this and had a dream i was with my friend and brother and was on my laptop and had to type 11N1 2:44

[@oli-keevz]

My grandma texts exactly the way she speaks, including refusing to say the word God . "OMGosh!" I just like the message that says I AM GRANDMA. The power has arisen.

[@realmustangboy6437]

I like that too

[@jamesondnunez]

After my grandma not texting me for a while, she sent me "She's vacuuming, shes vacuuming!!" And I didn't hear from her for another two weeks.

[@gonnfishy2987]

Aww that hold up grandma knew exactly what she was doing, sweet but misunderstood

[@th989-l2h]

Grandmas texting are like aliens trying to communicate to humans for the first time

[@WannabeGay]

We all love our grandmas and how strange they are

[@The_SHSL_Artist]

Just the “Oklahoma “ got me in tears 😭💀

[@VCMV01DVR]

“I am grandma” got me on the floor😂😂😂

[@rifttogo7108]

3:31 “Don’t worry, it takes some time to learn how to text. Practice makes perfect!” *”OKLAHOMA”*

[@wob1918]

i just love it 😂😂😂😂

[@hextheprotogenfox]

They just yelled the state I live in

[@hextheprotogenfox]

I don't know if I should be threatened

[@rtlpejelagarto]

fun story: my grandma once sent me an image of a full trash container without any context. I replied with a GIF of confused guy with the text "WTF". Then she proceeds to type the name "Alice [Lastname]" 3 times (which wasn't my name) and then calls me. when I she talks about how that "Alice [lastname]" used to be kind but now she is cruel and wants to invite a stranger black man to her birthday. (the man was the guy in the GIF) that was the most confusing conversation, and I still need to know the Alice lore.

[@talentlesscommenter1329]

I hope you find Alice Lastname

[@dazaifeetpics]

help who is alice lastname and whats wrong with ur grandma is she possessed 😭

[@rtlpejelagarto]

@@dazaifeetpics idk who Alice Lastname is 😭😭😭 all I know is that at least she is a kind person

[@Upsc2027champ]

This feels like it's going to end up somewhere in reddit.

[@wob1918]

LOLLLLL WHAT

[@YourLocalRailfan]

My grandma once texted me, “ That burgerly habi ned at knob hill” “ The two thief's and the package”

[@lolothesilly]

the tuna salad one at the beginning could be genius though 🤔 pretend not to understand technology until your relatives give in and bring you tuna salad!!

[@creeperjo7]

4:39 pretty sure if you hit a gorilla in the road your car would be way more damaged than the gorilla

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

still should avoid em!

[@wob1918]

and a giraffe?

[@creeperjo7]

@@wob1918 nah ive ran into multiple they just topple over like the end of a Jenga game

[@H4LLW4Y.V01D]

So would the person driving the car lol

[@Mag3.1415]

⁠@@creeperjo7Jengaraffe

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

I had a feeling that Matt was going to do something relating to boomer texting eventually. Grandmas are just another breed. edit: I changed my profile picture because you were all so upset over me having JellyBean on it.

[@Brann1k]

grandma's are the best thing in the world

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

@@Brann1k probably wrote that for your grandma

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

@@Brann1k Have to agree. Haha.

[@Brann1k]

@@smashthesubscribebutton what

[@Brann1k]

@@AustinTheWeenieTickler yes

[@fwadiI]

“Me cooking dinner, stoned.” Got me flying 😂😂

[@Acutelittlecat]

The Grandma should DEFINITELY SELL that Cucumber

[@ashe3410]

Matt, you're like a dad, you're the best!! :)

[@Chill_Gamer]

I thought this was about to be a “went for the milk” comment

[@Spongyboi897]

JLiylilyilyily or

[@beethoven6419]

Come outside.

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

A what? 💀

[@snowman1238]

Kinda creepy

[@antagonizingprotagonist8721]

My grandma once sent me "the cheese is not good" 10 times in a row for some unholy reason

[@forestdude5168]

well it wasnt good then.

[@realmustangboy6437]

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 Here a replica lmao

[@PancakesTheRegisteel]

All laughs aside, that duck cucumber is awesome

[@Sk8rJenna]

I swear grandmas always text the most unhinged stuff ever

[@petuniatherain-nightwing1002]

Not my grandma, but my dad. My dad tends to send emojis in almost every one of his texts. I was once at work, and I texted him to bring my jacket because I forgot it. He brought it over, but he couldn't find me (I was working) so he gave it to one of my co-workers and told her to find me and give it to me (thankfully she did). But I had felt bad about my dad not being able to find me because I was busy working, so I texted him that I felt bad. My dad replied with: "Smile be 😊" "Happy 😁😁😁" in two separate messages that were sent two hours apart from each other. Gotta love him.

[@Klekeec]

Did not expect to see you here but also expected I don’t know at this point. Also your dad seems to send texts early and not notics

[@petuniatherain-nightwing1002]

@@Klekeec o hello yea i think he does

[@NutyRiver]

My grandma once sent a news article about suicide rates at the local college to our family group chat and then immediately sent “lol” I think she was trying to lol at a cat picture someone sent higher up but she doesn’t know how to reply directly. And doesn’t know the text etiquette to clarify.

[@realmustangboy6437]

I wonder what your family was thinking about your grandma at that time...

[@MrFourchords]

I ruined the 100 likes

[@judy3827]

this video taught me that people have a closer relationship with their grandparents than I thought

[@BroKingOfficial]

3:25 I’m laughing my ass off at midnight the way u said “PolM” was so funny😂

[@Cometstarlight]

*has a CT scan* “Did they find your brain while you were in there?” That about sent me through the roof, but I can’t laugh because I’m at work 😂

[@esk-tc9xg]

The grandma at 3:09 has no right being so relatable

[@HaydnDoesStuffOfficial]

You are a legend. Please make a part 2 mat rose. My mom almost shit herself and I want it to happen again

[@The_Asexual_Gamer666]

My grandma outed me as Asexual to my parents by simply texting “your son is a asexual”. To my mother. Greatest way to come out of the closet, be accepted and have a good laugh

[@zcarcollerotez8121]

Turn to Jesus Christ, He is the Lord

[@The_Asexual_Gamer666]

@@zcarcollerotez8121 yeah I’m not doing that. Nobody in my family believes in Christianity and we let people be who they want to be.

[@zcarcollerotez8121]

@@The_Asexual_Gamer666 my mother is an hardcore atheist, my dad isn't christian, yet here i am, everything is possible through the love of our Lord. Jesus loves you

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

​@@zcarcollerotez8121 that made me want to stop being a Christian, let people have their beliefs ffs or preach it where people are willing to listen, otherwise you're wasting you're time and making the rest of Christianity look like a cult

[@GingerK-ib4eq]

​@@zcarcollerotez8121 I thought Jesus loved/accepted anyone regardless of their sexual preference or lack of... so... we've all been lied to? Damn.

[@purplesharky1118]

man, grandmas have a secret language that we'll never know and it's beautiful

[@enigmatruecrime]

Appreciate it whilst it lasts. You will never know how much you'll miss them.

[@kamera-crew]

i accidently watched this on 0.5x speed and thought matt was just emphasizing everything

[@bitchhimflora]

3:07 *Moment of silence* ... hello.madison I laughed so hard i fell of my bed lol

[@elliesteele2027]

0:47 > Joins chat. > "It's super easy to buy heroine." > Refuses to elaborate. > Leaves. Absolute Chadma.

[@svenjansen2134]

* heroin. A heroine is a female hero.