Predictive Text is an Agent of Chaos

I am great grandfather to the dodo.

[@reedwrichardson437]

Here’s a video idea for you: unfortunate or just not even close misspellings. I’ll start; when I was maybe 7, I wanted to name a Mario maker level “John cena” but didn’t know how to spell it. When I asked my older brother to spell it, he teased me by spelling out “John cenii” so I ended up deciding I would try to do it myself. But when I tried to do it myself, what came out was “jont ceia”

[@l0cal.unacceptabl3]

perfect.

[@Sifi999]

JONT CEIA LMAO

[@OboOboGaming2025]

try to type john cena with your eyes closed Edit: I feel special

[@Yanick_Connerie]

Lmfao I once forgor how to spell “choir” and spelt it “quior”

[@bonecanoe86]

AND HIS NAME IS JONT CEIA!!!!

[@tidalrose26]

Love the guy whose autocorrect started, for a brief second, to explain FNaF lore, only to immediately realize that doing so would upset the gods

[@fretfuledestroy5042]

He(autocorrect after) is not going to be there until he gets out of town and someone has been in the hospital for the past few weeks but he's not feeling well enough to get tested today.

[@DingleMcHoppernoodle]

@@p-__what 💀

[@RaiBlu10]

@@p-__w-wait a second don’t you comment on august?? Dang it, matt too???

[@Shaytan.666]

@@p-__ Bruh, weren't you in that one youtuber's comments section and commented the same thing under every comment? That your farts are better than I think the channels name was NOAHFINNCE or Ty Turner 😂

[@E_manroblox]

time stamp please

[@scorb-]

"The first time I saw a cat I had to look at it for the second time" This is definitely the most surreal way I've ever heard a double take explained

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

me every time i see a cat

[@AltKaxREAL]

that's basically me every time I see my cat 💙

[@Matt_Rose]

True story: I'm quite short-sighted and years ago I spied a scared white cat hiding in some bushes by a busy road. I tried to coax it out to move it somewhere safe. Must have been psspsspssing for about 20 minutes before I ventured closer and squinted - it wasn't a cat at all IT WAS A CARRIER BAG.

[@reiter3353]

​@@Matt_Rose 💀

[@N95j]

@@Matt_Roselmao

[@FairyPrincessSerenity]

"You are a set of functions that someone has written." For the times when calling someone an NPC just isn't enough.

[@Luv._.JossyXX]

The person that wrote abt functions needs to help me 💀💀

[@Eclanslost.]

I'm gonna be in the hospital

[@Eclanslost.]

Andrew and I WHO IS ANDREW!?!

[@Eclanslost.]

I'm gonna be in the hospital and he is not a good song

[@jadetheslime3140]

please do you want me and you can go with us tomorrow or Friday if you're still up and I will be able the last week to the next day or so I will have a good day at the house for a little while later today if I don't get a job in a day and then I'll get to the job and then go back and work out for the rest day tomorrow so that would work out if I could come back and work out of my room if I could come back and work out of my car if I don't have to do it in the end room or something. what.

[@avery._._.perhaps]

3:48 In case you were wondering what this would look like as an actual story: It started with the machine. A simple device for chemistry experiments-straightforward and safe, the kind of thing you wouldn’t think twice about. But something was wrong with it. Every time I tried to use it, the hum of the motor grated on my nerves, rising to a piercing shriek that no one else could hear. The frustration built until one morning, as the sun rose blood-red, I snapped. I turned the machine off, slamming my fist on the button, and screamed at the top of my lungs. That’s when I saw him. The tiny man was standing there, just at the edge of my vision, no bigger than a soda can. His features were sharp and angular, his eyes too wide, too bright. He was smiling-a crooked, knowing grin that sent a chill racing down my spine. I don’t know what came over me. Maybe it was the sleepless nights, the incessant creaking of the floorboards outside my room, or the whispering I couldn’t quite make out. I grabbed the nearest heavy object and brought it down on him. There was no body. Just a faint smear on the floor, a trace of something dark and oily. That’s when the auditory hallucinations began-or at least, that’s what I told myself they were. The creaking of the floorboards grew louder, closer, almost rhythmic, like footsteps circling my room. The whispers turned into guttural, mocking laughter, taunting me in a language I couldn’t understand. I barricaded my door, but it didn’t help. The laughter came from inside. I begged whoever-or whatever-it was to leave me alone. I shouted, pleaded, cried until my throat was raw. And then, just as suddenly as it began, the noise stopped. For three nights, I slept in silence. On the fourth night, I woke to find muddy footprints leading from the door to my bed. The tiny man was back, standing on my chest, his oily grin wider than ever. He leaned down, his breath reeking of decay, and whispered, “The forest misses you.” I don’t know what happened next. I woke up in the woods, miles from home, barefoot and shivering. The trees loomed like twisted specters, their branches clawing at the starless sky. I ran, but no matter which way I turned, I couldn’t escape. The forest was endless, a maze of shadows and whispers. Now I’m back in my room-or at least, I think I am. The floorboards creak, and the whispers have started again. I can feel the tiny man watching me, his oily grin burned into my mind. I don’t know how much longer I can take this.

[@MaceJones-nf2cs]

woh

[@ozzienemo]

fucking hell no way you did this

[@avery._._.perhaps]

@@ozzienemo it was ai

[@catriley3-zb2oi]

Bro what and WHY

[@arandomsupra]

Some parts of this remind me of edgar allen poe

[@FaruzansGoofyPigtails]

I experienced a violent leg cramp while watching this video and all I could hear while writhing in pain was Matt’s voice reading out incomprehensible sentences, it was a pretty unique experience

[@SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy]

Noice

[@Yanxve]

Amazing, dude!

[@strogonoffcore]

are you better now? i hope you are ♥ you must have felt like you were having a hallucination

[@kip9793]

Thats the funniest thing ive read today

[@justatryhard2185]

Please let me know what you think lol you can get it done for you to come on up to you I think you should be able to get up and get your own food instead of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings WHAT IS THE MISSING YELLOW SUIT AND WHAT ARE THE HIJACKINGS

[@charliecooper9794]

'My secret is not going to be a good thing for you' is somehow one of the most threatening things I've ever heard.

[@xraychey]

It's one step before "if I tell you, I would have to kill you." Also, it sounds like a threat, a ghost would say.

[@prettyawesomeithink]

“My secret is that I’m a little girl I love to make you happy I don’t want you around my life and I’m just trying not be a burden on anybody”

[@weirdstories5400]

My secret is safe to use to be a great wdym the ok from your DVR and I am i am i like that name to be a good at art and design and design the the best the fundamentals and the only one who has the same time I have a great wdym ok thanks a genius scan the documents I sent 4 the to be a great wdym ok 3

[@czar-das]

You are a good friend to every body of your life with it and your life and happiness is a good thing for your family and your life and happiness for our life happiness happiness life happiness love and love for your

[@CosmoraxiaYT]

"My secret is that feral bear is going to be breathing heavily with the knife. "

[@thisorthat7746]

"You are a bit of a sudden change of plans" is actually genius. I'm stealing that.

[@GrGalan6464]

Somehow typing generation created a better joke than 99% of other “mistake” jokes.

[@margaretteschmidt4423]

You are my way home from work and I can't wait to see you guys soon as possible so I can get the money 🙂 Ok wow😀

[@chocolatewithaknife3910]

You sudden change of plans that was my idea

[@mariafrancoyes]

8:53 "my secret is to knock down some buildings EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Bro that EEEEEE jumpscared me

[@lilithofthevoid4922]

Love that according to Matt, being called a 2024 Chevy Silverado 1500 tire is a worse insult than calling someone a gore pile

[@aim7enjoyer]

imagine you insult somone and they respond with "what did you just say to me you 2024 chevrolet silverado 1500 tire?"

[@cryololphosaurus]

it would be worse being called a 1995 Ford Explorer ATX II Tire

[@TheWeremouse]

Here’s one: “Wth did you just say to me, you 83 Honda ATC 200ES Tire?”

[@Honigball]

You are such a 2001 Fiat Multipla Cabrio

[@Valtra_VlogsUK]

​@@Honigballyou sir, are the devil

[@sophiesmith7116]

"hippity hpppity the child is no longer your property" has me absolutely DYING oh my god

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

@@p-__how does this goober have a thousand subscribers

[@arandomstreetcat]

its okay guys he was referring to anti-child labor laws

[@masteredk2919]

It has subscribers because it is a bot

[@bea_chan]

Cps in a nutshell

[@wolfnebulae]

This had me dying of laughter as well, I was not expecting that 😂😂

[@DJresnoGaming]

Matt Rose may not be the Text to Speech voice we deserve, but Matt is the Text to Speech voice we need.

[@armintargaryen9216]

Matt Rose may not be close to being the best world economies so you have plenty of otherwise normal y decente y no me acuerdo de nada de lo que me dijiste que no me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho que no me lo que me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho

[@yellowbutterfly6796]

Matt Rose may not be a zombie Hearing what he has done to me peacefully but I know we are not going back to work around their inflections.

[@ExtantPerson]

Matt Rose may not be a good player for the club but he is a good player and he is a good manager.

[@naturegirl1999]

Matt Rose may not be a fan but he was the one that got me to the top and he got the top of my lungs so he got the best out there for sure

[@Garmonbozia]

Fitter happier more productive

[@ZeGamerZ-]

“Please let us be friends please I really need to be in a relationship” Is what I got.

[@Veniceisforsinners]

Matt is starting to sound like he's slowly spiraling into insanity and we're all here to witness it. i'm all for it.

[@sketchyskies8531]

Bold of you to assume he wasn’t already

[@Veniceisforsinners]

@@sketchyskies8531 it's the furbies man, i'm telling you

[@MadJaz]

W PFP

[@sophmrqry]

i wish i could repost comments

[@Thatsjusthewayitis]

@@sketchyskies8531true he’s always been insane

[@iantaggart3064]

"You are a complete edition" is actually pretty sweet.

[@aliciam6145]

yeah it's like the opposite of "not playing with a full deck" and the like

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

@Fakeguncentral Nah that would be calling them a season pass

[@SisyphusPrime_P-2]

You are a true person and I am neither Goku nor Vegeta and I am not a big fan of the basement of the church

[@KarlMorningdew]

I hope Anna's identity crisis resolves itself soon.

[@KaylaACNH_]

She knows me personally cuz I wrote about her story. She needs help

[@masonblakekristensen5542]

I have the following details for your support for our 🎮 visit and the other one for our game on to use 😊 for the surface 😀 on your side boosters Aerodynamic_Fuselage_Description and the water is a ccvs up to the boil but the heat shield Fuel_Pipe_Name 🛡 👌 up a little bit

[@Cerulean_azure15]

He

[@xddonrblx]

My name is John Adams of England who has a lot to say but he's a good man who doesn't like the way he is in the game and he's a big one but I think he is a very talented young and sciences that he is a very good but talented young and talented and the 3rd 76inches and sciences in new Jersey

[@androidaxolotl8311]

I love how most are either just a few words or a confusing, self-contradicting wall of text, yet there’s that one person who managed to get what sounds like a proper horror story.

[@samsbin]

Anna and his/her/their multiverse of families had me sobbing in seconds

[@CJOCara19]

bler pronouns are blil/bler

[@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ]

That’s my one I’m fucking wheezing

[@samsbin]

@@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ The dings and buzzers had me doubled over. Most interesting story in years

[@helio3928]

"their" would be enough

[@samsbin]

@@helio3928 Anna is a man and a wife

[@MrSuperMichel1997]

The long story about being a wife but not married but being married and having kids is the best one! LMAO 😂

[@LovelyLara123]

And “ works a wife” 😂😂😂😂

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I thought the "You're a sudden change of plans" was a pretty good burn.

[@KaylaACNH_]

My one was fucking wild I glad you enjoyed

[@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ]

@@LovelyLara123haha

[@Fix-It_Felix256]

4:45 Anna and her very complicated life had me dying💀 Actually the whole video did. The random Iphone 6 appearances, keyboards suddenly turning german, "you are a small bowl of chicken soup" This is top quality content

[@Potato15461]

Only one keyboard went german

[@fearnotswifties]

@@Potato15461TWO! mine turned German earlier halfway thru an important report… smh

[@el-nathan]

one even turned spanish for a bit 💀

[@Fix-It_Felix256]

@@fearnotswifties Man, I hate it when that happens. Sometimes you're just trying to write a sentence und plötzlich wird alles deutsch

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@Fix-It_Felix256 one time I was writing an important letter to representatives of Northern Shlaegland. Everything went fine, aber dann wurde meine scheiß Tastatur auf einmal Deutsch. Scheiße.

[@elijhaarkley9455]

Pleased with your work and the family! I was born in a locker and was a bit rare and so was very nice to be a good day, but had to get flinged and dazzle to go to bed and I had a shower. I had a med and had a med and it is for my son. He has rabbies to go to the left and right. He was a mistake and I had a good

[@coolnhotmodding]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” Honestly pretty good advice 😁

[@t-kaardo]

I GOT THE SAME THING??

[@Salithin]

SAME??.

[@bubble_em2826]

Mine is literally the same??????

[@DeathsConsciousPlan]

SAME WHAT

[@roach3554]

We live in a simulation, you all are the same person.

[@ArchonFDC]

I love how Matt had to say "bit of a" several times and just started saying "beever"

[@RyleeHall-nt9wh]

Ultrakill pfp

[@The_Real_SmolOrTem]

Ultrakill pfp (do not ask if im saying this as a joke to make a chain)

[@DreamSans2468]

​@@The_Real_SmolOrTem Hello Horror

[@DreamSans2468]

Ultrakill pfp

[@The_Real_SmolOrTem]

@@DreamSans2468 wut da hel

[@SlyAceZeta]

Trying to decipher the story about the wife who wasn't married had me laughing so hard I had to pause it five times, holy shit

[@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ]

My one xD

[@codergirlgames]

She was apparently a man😂

[@19raven]

@@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ Congratulations on being the funniest mf around

[@KaylaACNH_]

@@19ravenAHAHA ty (I have two accounts don’t mind me)

[@wigley7610]

kzbin.infoUgkx_3nCrqxekHHI66Hd_Yo2CrWqOZpYTmN-?feature=shared

[@fitzchevalerie6597]

You are a blessing to us died from COVID-19 and a poem about you and you can live in this morning.

[@lillie3029]

“You are a little bit of a loser, but you’re my loser” is so sweet

[@chapthecoolguylol]

Bfdi reference

[@simplololo]

​@@chapthecoolguylolREALL

[@kgratia4748]

"Pin, you're a loser, but you're my Loser." - Loser BFDI

[@EpikNub_22]

Bfdi :0

[@TheOne_6]

beefydie

[@alex-fs9yt]

"You are a good boy and a small bowl of chicken soup" - me to my pet

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

Please untie me from the light of the world has been showing movement of the town hall when I get home from work with you if you want to be a spy to get up and get the reference to the police station on the way home making a zip gun that shoots myself and I have a few too many people try to get up and get the reference

[@masonblakekristensen5542]

Pleased with your email address as well and I will be back from a couple in the first week and I have robox the rest and now the other proprietary and the other one I like insects and gadgets Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee E E Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee III III III III III III is an absolute legend and a very good one

[@AIaric.X0xO]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us Awe how wholesome:) I’ve never written that sentence before in my life.

[@XxSpiritGamingxX]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend. Real.

[@tuesday9670]

These are always fun, because you get to see how obsessed people are about their chosen fandoms

[@roaringthunder115]

These are always the best things to do in the world when you are in a hurry to go back to the world of the past

[@binarycode404]

These are always so good and I can’t stop laughing when they say they have the same name and the exact name of it

[@LowPolyPigeon]

fredbear

[@icylexplode]

you do not know how many times I had to re try before commenting because my keyboard kept bringing up the fandoms I like and I didn't want anyone to judge the fandoms I like

[@jackdoesrandomstuff]

These are always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted

[@Mart1n192]

I find it so hilarious that there are recurring characters to this video, like the one that is cursed by the German keyboard, or the IPhone 6 enthusiast

[@delectablewhimsicott]

German guy here, I'm now Yrgvep from Witalt?

[@JRL-19]

“You’re a strange shade of red” sounds like a great polite insult

[@JakeGDJakeGD]

Auto Correct for "Please" Please stop by and get me a new one for you and your family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and others are you and your family and friends and others and their own people are you ok to go out and get them the other way and the people don't know who knows who they will get to be a human as well anyways back to the house and then they can you enlighten humans as much with the same thing as you do you have to be a human as well anyways back to the house and then they are you ok to be a human as well anyways back to the house and then they are you ok to be a human as well anyways back to the house and the other one is the same thing as the first time I was in the hospital and I was in the hospital and I was in the hospital and I was going to get out of the office and then they will be there in about 10 minutes long time and I will be there in about 10 minutes long time and I will be there in about 10 minutes long time and I will be there around noon or so I will be there in a few minutes long time and I will be there in a few minutes long time and I will call me back and I'll let you have a good time with the same thing except for a little more people don't know how to get out and get it but I will be there in a few minutes long time and I will be there in a few minutes long enough the time I don't want a wisdom teeth and it will be there in a few minutes long time and I will be there in a few minutes long-

[@IAmSuperMemes]

“please don’t be a jerk and i hope your family and your friends have the same day” awesome

[@John_Long_101]

6:12 the return of the iPhone 6 series was truly an emotional turn around in this video. As was my thought previously, i was expecting this to be just another good Matt Rose video. Hoever, the twist of the iPhone 6 series coming back from the dead long after having abandoned any hope for his triumphant return really hit a spot for me that hasnt been hit in years. My emotions swelled to a boiling point of which i had never before reached, and to say I shed a tear would be the greatest understatement in modern history. The sincere happiness at which this scene brought was so immense that, even as I'm writing this, the tears are still streaming down my face as I still struggle to consciously revel in the scale in which this twist affected me. Bravo Sir Reginald Matthias Fitzgerald Rosario III, this scene has taught the true meaning of a plot twist and will absolutely influence generations of films for years to come

[@N95j]

what a masterpiece of literature. thank you for sharing your poetic writing with a passionate reader

[@InventorZahran]

Purple Prose

[@falsemcnuggethope]

At least we know who use Apple keyboard. Apple is a very good person and it's a problem if you don't want to see your family

[@phillipjones1536]

4:44 thank you for keeping track of the continuity because that was hysterical

[@AtticusKarpenter]

When so many times confirmed marriage turn out to be denied i cried a little 😢😂

[@KaylaACNH_]

Hello I made the Anna one XD best part honestly

[@nathan_3343]

He started rapping lmao

[@save.andromeda]

As a German, the random German outbursts scare and delight me at the same time

[@liastaob]

Hey, that's a fun prompt! As a German, cancellation fee per reservation date days until June is available... lol, wut.

[@mothbrainedindividual]

​@@liastaob I want to try that, too! Here it goes: As a German in der Bibliothek und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen

[@runopologist]

@@mothbrainedindividual 😆

[@chr13]

​@@liastaobAs a German guy 😄 a celeb on his face 👀👀 I think I want it to German or the same thing as I don't want to be in a meeting at work and it is a lot better but I don't want you in bed 🛏️ I was thinking about it when you were in the office and it wasn't a great idea

[@save.andromeda]

​@@liastaobOooh let me try this As a German person I have no clue how much I am not interested in this relationship with you tied up ... seriously, what the hell xD

[@Iliketacosauce]

Here we go: please let us know if we are both interested in going insane

[@testchannel8151]

gotta love 3 seconds of FNAF sprinkled in

[@Walkingwraith]

Then suddenly the rejection god himself

[@Ribbit-Playz]

A child that allegedly was crying outside the diner for being scared of fredbear

[@cqlqzunderscoreyt]

the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent

[@alice5790]

4:44 is genuinely such a golden bit, it made me laugh so hard. and i bet the editing took so long, so thank you Matt

[@Matt_Rose]

It took longer than I am comfortable to admit but THANKS! 😊

[@ApusApus]

That person is spending a lot of time on dating sites

[@KaylaACNH_]

@@ApusApusahahahahahhaha the Anna one was mine it was really something

[@Iloverayman560]

If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose talked about fnaf without knowing I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's surprising it happened twice.

[@Matt_Rose]

No I got that Fredbear reference!

[@ispraycuzitsfun]

@@Matt_Roselet me touch you 😈

[@W-h-e-n-n]

​@@Matt_RoseAs a SKULLEMOJII i approve

[@Bartholemew_the_cringe]

@@W-h-e-n-n💀

[@Sibertooth1]

if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that reference...

[@TheBlueAxolotlQueen]

“please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” surprisingly a good message, good job phone

[@ussxrequin]

I've been giggling for this entire video. I'm a 32 year old man, giggling for over 9 minutes straight. Thanks, Matt Rose.

[@P4MPK1N_G4TZ5]

"Please let me know what is going to happen." This is strangely accurate

[@johnnyhellstrom7121]

"You are a complete edition" actually sounds like a nice compliment.

[@hisupwassup]

they ain't got no useless DLCs or them battle passes

[@armintargaryen9216]

You are a complete edition que no se puede hacer el teatro con la familia de la UE

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

"You are not going to have a good day today but I will be there for you." Thanks, autocorrect, you're always there for me.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

“Please don’t be a jerk to anyone who doesn’t deserve it” Well damn

[@Idkwhat2puthere8l]

I had smth similar :0 “please don’t be a jerk and be a good friend”

[@Garbancina]

"Please don't interrupt the other person and not to be a downer but I can't give you the address". I have never typed the word downer in my life 😂😂

[@Buzzzy-bee]

“Please don’t be a jerk and be nice.” Yo!

[@maj429]

"please let me know if you need anything else from me and I will be there in a few minutes" what 😂

[@Garbancina]

@@maj429 lol you won't know where to go because I can't give you the address 🤣

[@NormalMaximo]

3:10 the reveal of the text being longer truly is a plot twist

[@Matt_Rose]

I'm like Tarantino or somethin 😎

[@AuburnSunWC]

@@Matt_Rosedid NOT excpect that

[@_diabetes6495]

​@@Matt_RoseYou have a weird obsession with feet?? (:P)

[@armintargaryen9216]

The reveal of the Kingdom and the whole world watching you make history progress but what do you even know how the Spanish right's culture and viceversa Catalan nationalists back in the world to live my own assassination because I want to share tips to minimize the chances de que el juego de la UE es que no me gusta que me digas eso que no me gusta

[@ExtantPerson]

@@_diabetes6495tf?

[@kzali901]

"I don't want to be part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun." Truer words have never been spoken

[@luxtayii3473]

This video was taken in a very dark and chaotic environment with no real context or context whatsoever but I was so happy that it was recorded on my own and I had the opportunity of hearing it in my eyewitness accounts as well and seeing it on a daily routine for the rest the day

[@mondiramaji791]

I was having a terrible night tonight. And I was expecting you to arrive at any moment. Thanks Matt, like always.

[@zkam900]

Who has a nuclear reactor in their basement 👇

[@Matt_Rose]

Hope your night improves chum!

[@r.asterisk]

Sowwy *realizes that my little space watched this*

[@nebunecar]

Damn, I didn't know that Matt has a nuclear reactor in his basement

[@ozelot1175]

He's actually the biggest power provider of the UK

[@drewstillexists]

The "my name is Anna" bit is the hardest I've laughed in weeks

[@kanishknishar]

Could you provide a time stamp for me to jump to it

[@dazperson8228]

4:44 legit comedy gold 😂

[@kanishknishar]

@@dazperson8228 ah. Thank you.

[@AtticusKarpenter]

Matt's detective work on that text fricking broke me in half from laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KaylaACNH_]

Lmao

[@yazurt29]

I love it when it comes to THE IPHONE 6

[@S1lly_s0uls]

"Please don't forget me when you are ready and I know you will have a good time with your mind and your life "

[@purpledevilr7463]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend This was fantastically done.

[@midnight4685]

Hey I got the same one! Very nice.

[@Riverheart2]

OMFG

[@goofyahhnerdyy]

everyone keeps getting this one

[@D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n]

One of mine was please don't be a jerk lol

[@yeeteducation]

Please don’t be dung 💩 … You 🙄😪😯😯🥱😲🫤🫠🤫🫡😐🙄😬😬🫥🫢🫨😧😧🤤😲🥱😵🥱😴😯🫠🤫🫡🫥😐😯🙄😬😲😲 android phone shit emoji FUCK, MY BROTHER TROLLED ME WITH A TEXT REPLACEMENT PRANK AGAIN

[@0ldsp0rt_]

hearing "he was scared of fredbear" as a really big fnaf fan was the most horrifying thing ever

[@sillyvappy]

reminds me of the guy on tiktok responding to some conservative shithead by reading out fnaf lore

[@_Cryingrn_]

LMAO

[@x_kittrix]

Are you also a DSaF fan, judging by your username? Also you’re a parapa fan so you seem pretty cool.

[@AuburnSunWC]

I saw child that was allegedly crying outside, I didnt even need to see the fredbear for me to rise 😭

[@AbnormallyOnline]

🎵It’s been so long🎵

[@supersurprises1313]

Ideas for quotes from a character: 4:17 "I started having auditory hallucinations of the floorboards outside my room creaking" 6:03 "You're a little bit of a loser, but you're my loser." 6:58 "You are a bit of a sudden change of plan" 7:43 "My secret is that you're the only person I can talk with...I sound lame" 8:32 "My secret is that I am not going to be able to get a job in future, because I am not a good person and I am not good enough to be able to do anything about it"

[@acedreamer2004]

That second quote is giving me enemies to lovers energy and I’m all here for it

[@FazKid99]

Funny thing is that I'm kinda attempting to make a story based on the 4:17 one, & with some basic story ideas & scanning through the Mayo Clinic's website on the topic of schizophrenia, almost everything has *somehow* fallen into place perfectly. Would anyone wanna hear more?

[@acedreamer2004]

@@FazKid99 OMG A FELLOW LOVER OF WRITING. Yes I would absolutely love to hear more!😄

[@vincal13]

@@FazKid99YES PUBLISH IT AS A NOVEL

[@FazKid99]

​@@acedreamer2004WELP, this is gonna be kinda long!! (1) According to the aforementioned Mayo Clinic website, incoherent speech is a common symptom in schizophrenics; sometimes, in rarer cases, this is so bad that it's "word salad." This is already perfect with the "prompt" that I've been graced with. This peep could just be talking about someone they know that they're concerned about who does chemistry stuff, has to "turn the machine off", &.. "Kill the tiny man in the morning." Idk how to handle tiny man yet tho; this & the "my name is also not working for me are the only things I haven't gotten anything solid for yet. (2) There's also the symptoms of irrational fears & whatnot in schizophrenics, which our protagonist here seems to have with these as shown by "person who is the best for you to just leave me & go back to the forest"; this poor bub has to have some kind of imposter syndrome in regards of relationships (if not in more ways) here, right? Who is this person they're referring to alongside chemistry peep?? (3) I already have a vague idea of the plot: the main bub reunites w/ chemistry peep & whoever "best person" is & they overcome whatever crazy crap they now have to deal w/ as well as whatever the hell happened in the past that screwed everyone up! (Sidenote: I'm planing on main character bub's schizophrenia to just be a part of them & they just gotta get back to the point of living with it; something just kinda f_cked them up & caused them & the friends to deal with some crazy personal sh!t, I'm sure!)

[@RazTheDoughThing]

"please let me look into the hospital with her and then she will be in the same room as I"

[@doppelganger3410]

Please do the right things for the people who love you. Awww, that was unexpectedly wholesome.

[@Adam814cool-retro]

Please do not step on the cat floor as the repulsive slime and I love the way my cat is a cat is a cat is a cat is a cat verbindunsk and I am not the person who is the person of my own dreams I like eating cat and my friend is a funny little man who eats the robin egg and I am going to fall off the bed if I do not ask your hamster for the phone number of the car of the car of the car of China 🇨🇳

[@Rosetintedwater]

"Please don't let me know what you think of me" How am I supposed to take this bru

[@jamesgoodwin6355]

Please don't tell him to get picked in my room at ay Captain and grandaddy and grandaddy and grandaddy

[@SatanicPizza-fo2ei]

Please don't get all philosophical on me and I promise I will never tell on you. Amazing

[@caminey7455]

Please call the police today at school I cannot is a time to take the one home I am going home to the house to take the boys home so we cannot I have a lot to take to get the boys home and then we will get dinner and we will be done at the school so I can take the bus to school so we cannot we need a lot more to get home.

[@z3phyr666]

"please don't be a jerk and i hope your family and your friends have as much time and as much patience as me" surprisingly SO FUCKING REAL.

[@koiyei]

RAW LINE OMG

[@Lisku_]

DUDE I GOT THE SAME THING

[@Screamcheese4065]

ARE WE ALL GETTING THE SAME/SIMILAR ANSWERS BC I GOT "please don't be a jerk and just be a good friend."

[@Kitty-playzgemes]

" dont know if you want to go to the cinema with the.....I PHONE 6 SERIES"

[@CorviOSC]

“Please 🙏 let us be happy to help with your lesbian friends in this country”

[@negligible_reality]

7:24 "My secret is that I don't want to be a part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun" Honestly, same omg 💀

[@advilgamer]

SKUULLL EMOOJJIE

[@dirtburger2773]

(pat pat) it's stressful!

[@STARR503]

My mom thinks I like the Beatles. HOLY SHIT NO SHE DOESN'T

[@bertsherbert]

"my name is john silvers and you are not safe" autocorrect thinks i own a money laundering business

[@bertsherbert]

@MsPhantom-q1x dw about it

[@AlexanderAudiobooks]

No, autocorrect thinks you're a fictional pirate.

[@birdg_]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and i love that you have been able and i hope that we will get married” that was so emotional

[@PotassiumIsDumb]

“You are a good friend of mine and I love you” AWWW 🥰

[@Indigo_Wicker]

“Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability and the integrity to be honest about the matter.” Better than what I expected to come from this

[@AlterEgo373]

Please refresh or something like that in the future if you want to make sure that the police report playback issue for you 😂 Wtf

[@hi28]

please a couple of marshmallow bees didnt even realize it was nearly complete i remember why a couple of blue 🌽 why are there emojis in autocorrect 💀💀💀

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

"Please send me the link to the party tomorrow so I can get it tomorrow morning and I will be in the office tomorrow morning to you and let me know if you are interested in the overcasting sky with the fat chupa pija and I" I mean, that's some mean overcasting sky with the chupa pija if I say so myself

[@TygerHillis]

Please let me know if you have any questions

[@shannonhogan1841]

Please have a great day

[@SketchUT]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good” surprisingly wholesome, compared to what I expected at least

[@Rosetintedwater]

Please don't let me know what you think of me What is this supposed to mean

[@gachamidzy588]

​@@RosetintedwaterI guess you don't take constructive criticism.

[@buggiesmile]

Hey uh, why the fuck is mine identical to yours

[@Rosetintedwater]

@@gachamidzy588 alright, I guess I should fix that, thank you bud👍

[@Coffeesleep125]

Mine was the same lol

[@MrsAjergirl]

Matt, that whole bit at 4:44 is the funniest thing I’m going to see in 2024. I legitimately couldn’t breathe, and had to straight up pause the video to let myself live

[@nightfuryondiscord]

i was laughing so hard that i got my mom worried, and when I tried to tell her I wasn't dying i couldn't even SPEAK 😭 cried so much laughing that my eyes are still itchy 10 minutes after stopping

[@Remmeister2000]

ME TOO, I REPEATEDLY REPLAYED IT AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ]

Oh my Anna one? I was fucking dying

[@itztogatt]

@@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ lol yeah

[@trainerlsw]

loud incorrect buzzer

[@Emuman-b9c]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just say that you’re a loser” is what I got.

[@slayheather]

I STARTED DYING AT “a kid is yours, well no more yoink hippity hoppity the child is no longer your property”

[@AFJ_Gaming]

"Yoink hippity hoppity the child is no longer your property"

[@Green_Games-YT]

I started dying at “the end of the day I don’t care what anyone says”

[@TheManglerMaster]

PLEASE a gente vai ter que é feito pra mim e pra mim e é 😂o baseado na minha vida uma vez eu vou fazer tarefa pra uma pessoa for a suit in the stats are y do meu nobre temos 11 anos de trabalho a todos que Deus te abençoe a todos nós somos dois amigos e uma coisa só e sempre podem ser pro mesmice de um dos melhores pessoas que não te amam muito bom pra vc e sua família também têm que ser pro dia que eu for the secondary weapons The semi-auto pistols will be a good boy for a while and we're alone now on LINE entrega de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de vidro terão um do meu cabelo de suporte pra ser mais paranóico do i tell you what is It champ a noite e uma boa a noite e é aquário

[@Nocallia]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been been there and I’m glad you have a safe and safe journey and I’m glad to see that you’re feeling much more relaxed now. Huh, surprisingly wholesome

[@gemhunter498]

Wow you must have an IPhone because I got something very similar

[@folliethegoober]

please don't let the kids play on your team i don't know why i have such an anxiety when you have kids in my family that i can be a little nervous but thank goodness i can get through the weekend with the family to see you too if it makes you happier i will see them soon and thank them later in my heart

[@gamepro0167]

@@folliethegooberwhat the hell have you done to make your autocorrect use lowercase “i”

[@zkam900]

Please let me see how much I can get a bit of money 💷 for my money 💷 and I will donate to my house 🏡 and a half 🌗 and then played a couple 👫 of my own eyes 👀 watafak

[@artemlyubchenko3022]

@@gemhunter498 IPhone 6 I would guess

[@gwenrees7594]

The extra effort for this was great - returning to the doorbell joke, listing all "Anna's" characteristics. Thank you :)

[@PixelatedCracker]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” hm, odd

[@tinybluterror5260]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend Why is that wholesome

[@rattlegoat]

I literally got the same one

[@hamburger7243]

Mine did the same wth

[@inkyisdreaming]

I got this and kept going for a whole paragraph and it’s all just “you’re a good person and you’re doing well and I know you care and I’m so glad” and it’s weird because I don’t talk to anyone this way???

[@named_account]

same

[@named_account]

please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good I love that for me I know you are a great person I know you have always wanted you have been my friend I love that you’re a great person

[@LxmonJuice]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” damn…

[@dinodac7941]

The hell i got the exactly same thing 😭

[@ShadowDarkLightR]

@@dinodac7941same here except I kept pressing the button

[@RaevenJazzEugenio]

Please let me know what you think your so sweet and I can do better with the shell of the night song of the night song of the night song of the night song (uhhh what happened)

[@Typical_name]

Please let me know what you think she would like to think about the code is not a good idea to get the soc stud book

[@themostlikedegg9140]

“Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns about the new job or anything else that you need to know about the new position and I will be happy to help you out with any questions or anything else you need to do to help you get your position in the future” I’m not a job recruiter… not sure why that happened

[@catzrmazing]

4:46 I love how it repeatedly reinforces about its marriage status

[@Cochran-REAL]

“Please don’t be a fool be a school custodian”

[@DalaMartez]

“Emotional cardiac arrest” is probably going to be my mood for most of 2024 ngl

[@jakesarjeant8326]

Emotional cardiac arrest is going to be part of my vocabulary for the rest of my life now

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Is that a metaphor for feeling really bad mentally, or is it a cardiac arrest where you have a particularly emotional reaction?

[@zypheal]

oh god, matt has gotten so good at pronouncing gibberish or keyboard smashes that he can semi-fluently pronounce german words Edit, i left for 3 hours. What the fuck did i come back to? I was genuinely complementing Matt's skill 💀

[@regiluci]

Idk if this is supposed to be a rare insult against the German language but if it is, you succeeded.

[@user.name.numbers.letters]

@@regiluciit’s because German sounds like gibberish to most non-German speakers

[@regiluci]

@@user.name.numbers.letters I figured, thanks for clarifying:)

[@katakana1]

@@user.name.numbers.letters Well any language sounds like gibberish to people who don't speak it

[@agustinfranco0]

@@katakana1 si, puede ser que tengas razon

[@V4ND4L1Z3RR]

“Please don’t be a stranger and just be yourself because you are not alone.” Pretty wholesome.

[@czar-das]

Please Please your order for your order of order and order the food and order it in order

[@YoutubeSyndicate]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend

[@Asphodel_gabby]

Mine was “please do me and my sister” 💀

[@V4ND4L1Z3RR]

@@Asphodel_gabby THATS CRAZY 😭

[@liastaob]

Please be aware that theme parks do not allow our caregivers admittance. well that's not very nice...

[@Theycallmethebigcheese]

“The first time you were able and I didn’t have a chance I just wanted you.” - Predictive Text

[@volo870]

"Yoink hippty hoppity - the child is no longer your property!" - the person must be a successful divorce lawyer.

[@daynamorris2399]

Only if they’re also an oompa loompa

[@TurnipObjectShows]

​@@daynamorris2399 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

[@JoeyYoungg]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us” Well… that’s just wholesome

[@musafera]

BRO I GOT THE SAME THING TOO IM DYING LOL

[@crayrei456]

Dude, same! Extended version: Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your support I really appreciate that you have done that I really do I understand I just don’t know what I don’t understand how I just feel and I’m not sure how you can understand it I just don’t understand how I can be upset I don’t understand it.

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

@mouykaing7456 How ominous

[@Scrumple_REALEST]

the fact that I got the SAME THING

[@Rowlet-s4y]

Me too!

[@samsam21amb]

6:28 'you are set of functions that someone has written' is the biggest insult there.

[@falsemcnuggethope]

NPC spelled out

[@TheRealKingBiscuit]

“My wife has been doing the exact thing for years and she is still doing the exact things.”

[@rotchillego7258]

“Please let us know if there is anything we can do to help you with” Thats Sounds So Wholesome

[@larsswig912]

please let me show you the full blast of the best in London

[@iamsiley]

Possibly one of the scariest part of this is the fact that many probably didn't send their messages if it was bad enough.

[@Flips_the_Scriptor]

My secret is that a few of us are you talking 👄 and I am currently unemployed

[@c0zmozys]

@@Flips_the_ScriptorTHE MOTUYH EMOJI EHEPBE

[@Iviannavay]

“Please don’t be a stranger and just say you love me like I love you” Damn my phones going thru sum stuff😢

[@rubolph1954]

Sounds like a Mitski lyric 😭

[@N_0RM]

Mine was something similar it was “Please don’t be a stranger and just tell me you love me”

[@zaffythedragon7901]

Please let me know if you need anything else from me I and I will be there around your house for a few minutes or so

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

Please don't be sorry if you have a medical problem. Is my device okay?

[@moved_accounts]

Mine: “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us”

[@Iluvpicsart]

“Please don’t be so rude to my friend because she doesn’t like you” im breaking apart.

[@Rowansfears]

"Please don't be silly" Thanks, autocorrect. I won't

[@buglover122]

sillykeeping :/

[@RedstoneAdvisor]

It is my constitutional right to be silly

[@urthizmine2001]

"You are the best friend I have ever known and I will never forget that you are my favorite person"

[@StainedGlassLamp]

Once I was doing autopredicts based on Owl House characters and I got "Gus gives Hunter a bellyache and then kills him" I then proceeded to use my uni level artist skills to draw it as purposely badly as possible in order to make it as funny as possible. I still have the monstrosity of a comic in one of my like 60 sketchbooks Im pretty sure I was writing a food poisoning sickfic at the time and that's how I even got that

[@Your_Not_Awake]

"Please send me into insanity and I will rebuke those who utter atrocious lies about our veins"

[@The-ULMR]

"Please no more soeed the house is very ssmssms" Part of my vocabulary now

[@Blackfromstickworld]

Please make an effort on that the topic just because your account are correct you can't have your ability in that sense so much to yet your job that your relationship doesn't matter much about her to have you on his side or other ways but your parents can take that seriously for yourself when she's doing nothing for them but that you should never tell anyone you have no desire you are going out in for it because she's an abusive parent with someone who's in front with it! What in gods name

[@The-ULMR]

@@Blackfromstickworld jesus christ this one got some lore bro 😂😂😂

[@merryhineline7781]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us. I never speak this way! Thank you for the doorbell sounds. My dogs went wild.

[@kaisoleil]

wait what mine was the exact same thing

[@sketchyskies8531]

Predictive text can either make or break a relationship forever 5:36 is just me trying to pretend I’m still listening to my mom after she goes off topic and starts rambling on the phone

[@ValerieTheBat]

Predictive Text is a double edged sword.

[@zkam900]

8:52 is wild tho 💀

[@Circus_baby_1]

Please let me know if you were to pick any organs from the local city or if you were to pick any of them up at the airport. My predictive text wrote this 💀. Predictive text is wild

[@sketchyskies8531]

@@Circus_baby_1 I was about to be *very* concerned

[@Circus_baby_1]

@@sketchyskies8531 ikr 💀

[@timmipol]

"Please let me know if you have no doubt you are a good idea and I will let him know about an upcoming challange"

[@rioluinriomain7771]

10% Wholesome 40% Creepy 50% Random AI doin AI Things

[@WafflePlaneRC]

100% Iphone 6 Series

[@Luv._.JossyXX]

My math didn’t math for a second

[@theominouspigeon]

ironically "please" is the least unhinged thing my autocorrect has suggestions for

[@Zephyr_The_Physics_Teacher]

“Please don’t tell me you don’t know what I am talking about.” I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[@ProgrammingGuy-ir8ri]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be nice and be respectful and respectful and don’t let people make your day which is not good enough for you much worse than it is.

[@SiddharthGanesh-fc4wp]

Please donate I will stop begging if u have any good news for you to be a spammer in ur dad's mom's uncles sister is coming to destroy Tokyo revenger namaste I will go to sleep now baby I love you too have feelings and love you so so much of it and let you use to transport in a bit of a ruckus and stuff and all

[@Y0URLOCALECL1PSE]

'Please let me know if you need any further information or help' is what my autocorrect typed out for me