That's a Good Band Name

[@PalisadePeryton]

Please welcome to the stage, -Emergency Frog Situation -The Opaque Deer -Skulla Moji

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Wooohooooo!

[@JustSomeoneHi]

YEAAAA!!

[@n3rds_n_sk1ttles]

YIPPEE!!1!

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Best festival lineup ever

[@sacrosanctspaghetti]

WHEEEYYYYYYY!!!

[@redfoxlol101]

‘almost four chairs’ sounds like an indie rock band

[@caro.is.a_slay]

i would totally listen to Almost Four Chairs.

[@nightstring7351]

i feel like the music would sound like Poor Man's Poison or Human Zoo or something

[@fungustheclown666]

​@@nightstring7351 or four non-blondes

[@corianteri]

sounds more like a prog band to me

[@jjscott5535]

I would listen to to Black Cookie

[@existentialwaffle]

My friend dated three girls named Jennifer in a row, and we always joked that “Jason and the Jennifers” would be an amazing band name

[@Neddyfram]

those are my parents’ names lmao

[@Levi_is_Smol]

@@Neddyfram Did you alos got a name starting with a J to keep it up?

[@Neddyfram]

@@Levi_is_Smol no my name is Ned lol, all our dogs have had J names though

[@Jadelyn2004]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage... *JASON AND THE JENNIFERS!!!*

[@mintcervida6372]

@@NeddyframJennifer, Jennifer, and Jennifer?

[@unknown_brainrot_]

One time in a dream, I was at a concert and the 'Rat Sandals & Mice Thongs' were playing. Lead singer was my cousin Donnie.

[@lnsflare1]

My Cousin Donnie could be a good band name.

[@nexerkarigum4031]

​@@lnsflare1 xMy Cousin Donnie and Almost Four Chairs"

[@JustSomeoneHi]

I would listen to them

[@emeraldkoala2]

​@@lnsflare1 The band names are self-perpetuating.

[@thishandlewasassassinated]

one time i had a dream where the phrase “american code 224” was banned and when i woke up i was like “hmmm… that could be a band name”

[@DoubleTheA]

I just used the voice-to-text to say Hippocratic oath and got this notification and was like "Did Matt Rose hear me?!"

[@eggyt1153]

Yes

[@tOSdude]

Yes

[@TMSandTDfan]

Yes

[@TheOneAndOnlySadPancake]

Yes

[@CoreGamesAAA]

hippocratic oath

[@like_i_genuenly_dont_know]

In my middle school band, there were many trombone players and one tuba player. The tuba player’s name was Jackson, so the low brass section was referred to as “Jackson and the Trombones”. It sounds like a jazz band from the 50’s.

[@nooneinparticular469]

My fantasy musical duo is Jack Black and Jack White touring together as Jacks of All Shades.

[@LuckySketches]

IIRC they did one time make a song together under the name Jack Gray.

[@reilybug]

Fifty Shades of Jack

[@stevefurrier9932]

We need a guy named Jack Off too😂😂😂😂

[@lnsflare1]

And their hit duet, "Time for a Jack Off."

[@stevefurrier9932]

@@nooneinparticular469 And the album should be called Jackpot

[@AutumnPinkyKat]

I got recommended this when I read the words “Involuntary manslaughter”

[@vunshsharma1817]

Perfect band

[@Matt_Rose]

Headlining Download Fest

[@ICrazor]

Wonder what that band would be famous for..

[@AutumnPinkyKat]

@@Matt_Rose hi Matt! :D

[@dickottel]

Accidental Puppycide

[@Kinokoumori]

When I was little and just starting to read I would read everything, or at least try to. This was back in the early 2000's when pharmacies would still have photo printing services, and while parked in a CVS, I loudly proclaimed "ONE HOUR POTATO" while trying to read the sign saying "one hour PHOTO" cue maniacal laughter from both my parents as well as my older sister. Several years later when I got started on the Sims 3 with the Late Night Exapansion Pack, the first band I ever made was called "The Hour Potatoes"

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

@@Kinokoumori But The Potato Hours is so much better!

[@Kinokoumori]

@@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts THANKFULLY you can change the band's name at any time, I'mma go do that rn!

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

@@Kinokoumori 🥔⏲

[@WhatEver-lv6vo]

@Kinokoumori You might like to know that the Aymara people used to measure time using potatoes. For example, instead of saying "See you in 1 hour", they would have said "see you in 3 cooked potatoes", which means it's entirely possible they would have had something similar to "The Hour Potatoes", maybe a really big potato that would take an hour to cook if not cut up.

[@joliealbury6936]

I once saw a Tumblr post containing the phrase "biomechanical Jörmungandr" and it's lived rent-free in my head ever since. Tell me that wouldn't be an awesome name for a power metal band.

[@koolaid33]

I still don't know why, but in my Fully Alive class in grade 5, I found the term 'Fallopian Tubes' so damn funny. One day, if a band ever came up to me asking for a band name, this is what I'd give them. "WELCOME TO THE STAGE... THE FALLOPIAN TUBES!!!!"

[@Checkmate___]

That's unironically fire

[@sophiebubbles07]

That is fire as hell I need to use a quote like that somehow

[@COOLERthenU]

OH FUCK YEAH

[@tommibear4013]

That’s cool as fuck, if I start a band that needs to be its name

[@juliaatkinson4012]

Last year I was hospitalized with Deranged Liver Function, a great band name if ever I heard one

[@oliverspiler9101]

"Deranged i_____ liver function" would be better, I just need a word starting with the letter I

[@jasonlescalleet5611]

Or my favorite, “Exploding Head Syndrome” (a real thing, and not as lethal as it sounds).

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@oliverspiler9101Imagined

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@jasonlescalleet5611imagine being told you have exploding head syndrome and frantically looking it up only to find that not only is it not anything about your head exploding, but also that it's not physically painful at all, but rather auditory hallucinations. (i also found that it's been used as an album name, but not a band name to my knowledge)

[@uncannyposthuman]

@@oliverspiler9101 ​​⁠maybe Inflammatory, Infectious, Injurious, or Insidious

[@beavinator]

In one of my local towns for many years there was graffiti on the side of a bridge near a common thoroughfare that read "Susan is a pinhead". It existed for so long and had so much local fame that eventually a diner was established nearby called "Pinhead Susan's". I always thought it would have made a better band name though.

[@literallyafishhook]

god i can only imagine being susan and having a restaurant named after graffiti someone made about you

[@beavinator]

@@literallyafishhook You inspired me to look up the history. The original graffiti was made by Susan's sister on a dare, apparently they regularly called each other pinheads. After it was painted over years later, someone unrelated to the original artist re-graffiti'd it with "Susan is still a pinhead", then that was painted over and again more years later it re-appeared as "Susan remains to be a pinhead". It was after that disappeared that "Pinhead Susan's" was established. They have since gone out of business.

[@literallyafishhook]

@@beavinator damn... i would've loved to go to pinhead susan's... that story is also significantly more wholesome than i thought it was and i adore it

[@Ali-mv3jc]

​@@beavinator So is "Susan is a pinhead" still present in some form?

[@beavinator]

@@Ali-mv3jc I don't think so. Last I knew the graffiti was gone and didn't reappear, and the restaurant went out of business. I haven't actually been back to the area in many years, it's possible someone might still be doing the graffiti, but if so, I can't find any info online about it.

[@starlight_maven]

I once posted in "thanks that's my band name now" with Professor Drag. The context being that someone on Tumblr posted the following: "Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access"

[@ericaschoenberg7782]

I have seen and love that post.. and now also want to see a drag king do this concept onstage

[@StuffandThings_]

3:50 Fun fact! Bees (and a variety of other animals) like to drink sweat and tears, so it was probably just after your sweat.

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl]

Don't dogs drink sweat too?

[@IrregularityRowan]

Butterflies enjoy blood

[@trolleriffic]

@@IrregularityRowan "Next up, please wellcome Bood Drinking Butterflies!"

[@diederdas27]

@@IrregularityRowan oh

[@manender1020]

Is that just another fun fact someone made up

[@Bunbury42]

Pope Hammer, Anal Rail Gun, and Baby Killers is absolutely a grindcore concert lineup I would attend at a shitty dive bar.

[@Liamguy999]

One time my brother was talking about “burnt spaghetti” and we thought that sounded like the name of a bunch of middle school boys trying to make a band

[@spooklass]

Reminds me of Hot Spaghetti from Pizza Tower

[@Pawbrew]

Reminds me of a story my brother told me. One of his classmates managed to set a pot of spaghetti on FIRE

[@Nisa4444-h1v]

When I was in sixth grade, each table had to come up with a team name. Mine was, the overcooked chickens!

[@michaelhoerr2468]

​@@PawbrewI get big Sims energy from that incident 🤣

[@lazar3803]

"Please welcome to the stage, it's Big Sims Energy, with their new single: Spaghetti on Fire!"

[@wavewingman5993]

Literally earlier this day, I was telling my parents how "Alligator in the Dogpark" would make for a good band name. We agreed "Alligator Park" would be even better.

[@alex-fs9yt]

I like Alligator in the Dogpark! What's your favourite song by them lmao

[@nonexistentsquare2092]

I feel like “alligator dog park” is good

[@Elriuhilu]

Your cake won't get rained on and melt in alligator park, unlike some other music related parks.

[@Rainbobirb3735]

I like Alligator Dog Park because it implies the Alligator isn’t supposed to be there because the park is for dogs

[@litessbu]

Alligator Park sounds like some indie metal band based in Florida.

[@N30NT3TR4]

Over the years my dad has come up with several band names. A few of the most notable are: -organic cyanide -banana bells -nothing but laundry (all the songs are about everything except laundry) -couch teeth Some me and my friends have made: -the tunnel of unspeakable horrors -stranger on my couch -mossy green gums -suspicious gardeners -derelict lemonade stand

[@IABITVpresents]

The Tunnel of Unspeakable Horrors and Suspicious Gardeners, I love them so much

[@N30NT3TR4]

@@IABITVpresents thank you! More have been added to this list since I made the comment, haha. WormSugar, the Beaters, N07 R08075, and 53rd benadryl are some of my favourites

[@IABITVpresents]

@@N30NT3TR4 53rd Benadryl will headline Coachella someday.

[@RK800-re5lf]

WE ARE THE SCALLOP DISCO ACCIDENT 🔥🔥🔥

[@Alfieslevelcrossings]

"WOOOOOOOOOO"

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

“CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!”

[@RK800-re5lf]

@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 *signs your copy of the Ballad of the Scallop Scampi*

[@Gl1st3ny]

“IM YOUR #1 FAN!1!1!1!!”

[@JustSomeoneHi]

"AAH I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN!!"

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

One time me and my friends were looking up rectal diseases (don't ask why) and we came upon "toxic megacolon" We are now planning to make it a metal band

[@littlemau1360]

I misread that as toxic megalodon as was confused

[@norbertreimann9677]

If Discworld had a arpg.

[@Ozzbim]

change it to toxic megalodon now

[@Azuuraas]

that's a FIRE goregrind band name

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

@@littlemau1360 sharks can have rectal disease too

[@OwlCat-c4b]

When i was in the hospital recovering from spine surgery...i had to wear a bright yellow bracelet that said “Fall Risk”. Being a guitarist & musician...I told all the cute nurses that I was gonna name my band that.

[@wtp1981]

Once found a printer at a thrift-store with a sticker on it which said "robotic error". Of I ever begin an 80's electro-band, that's the name it gets.

[@emeraldhamster]

Once found a printer is pretty good too

[@wtp1981]

@@emeraldhamster that would be my first song.

[@StuffandThings_]

4:47 Additionally, "Unwholesome language" is a hilarious band name too!

[@renakunisaki]

Unairable Language

[@fulliewolfie]

Absolutely!

[@goooosedown]

it would be even more hilarious if the said band ironically produced the most wholesome songs on the planet

[@iantaakalla8180]

I could even see that band making a song called “Unwholesome Language” that is specifically about the long-term effects of KZbin censorship and how we now have to speak about grisly topic in whimsical manners, but that would probably be the only hint that their enforced language is enforced.

[@ArixOdragc]

Colour of pants + last thing you ate = band name *Looks at the plate containing the crumbs of the waffle I had for breakfast* *Looks down at my blue pants* Oh no

[@magentapink4828]

Purple Kombucha

[@viperfang254]

Yellow Potato Soup

[@pvinkreverie]

Navy Oats

[@peachyleo2009]

Magenta Greek Salad

[@Thinginator]

Beige Lemonade

[@jklmnopski7421]

One time I drove past a guy on a street corner with a sign that I read as Pray for the Window Breakers. I went around the block, and read it again. It actually said Pray for the Unborn Babies. I think Pray for the Window Breakers would make for a cool album name, at the very least.

[@terrotorotbart8319]

Pray For The Window Breakers sounds bloody fantastic

[@DarthMolgy]

Once I saw a road sign I thought said (roughly translated to English) "You are impolite drivers". Sometime later I was on the same road and realised it was "If you're driving you're not texting" (i.e. no texting while driving). Impolite Drivers would be an amazing band name.

[@LuckySketches]

I would love it if the band that realeased that album was The Window Breakers.

[@GCAT01Living]

I would buy "Pray for the Window Breakers" on vinyl.

[@laureng2110]

​@@LuckySketches the less belligerent version of What Did You Expect From The Vaccines

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

I remember the Diary of a Wimpy Kid “do it yourself” book had a heavy metal band name generator, where they were just a bunch of silly and intense adjectives and animal/object names you paired together. My favorite combination was “löded lizard”.

[@cheesecat799]

I have that book and it's really funny looking at the stuff I wrote when I was a little kid

[@absentcoder4552]

If you use any of those names you owe Rodrick Heffley $100.

[@MelodiTheMess]

Oh my god I have this

[@AyrtonEdwards-bv4fx]

mine was vilent vömit

[@Kaylee-Bear]

My dumbass read "Iodized lizard"

[@ashley.8570]

Thank you for supplying me with fictional bands for every story I will ever write

[@hypertoaster9961]

Omg that’s such a good idea! Time to make a story with all of these!

[@lexifarley844]

"Wallmart Cocaine Fiesta" oh I'd love that

[@lexifarley844]

@icewolf4640 ...

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

I wouldn't be surprised if they formed out of Florida!

[@lexifarley844]

@edwarddelacruz3923 well my dear Brits... IM MOVING TO FLORIDA

[@lexifarley844]

@icewolf4640 ... about that....

[@s4turn_st4rz_yt]

​@@lexifarley844welcome here, as a floridian

[@ItsQubic]

"someone has upset the lava frog" is my new favorite sentence

[@strogonoffcore]

EMERGENCY LAVA FROG SITUATION

[@communications23]

New subscriber, yours is hands down the funniest channel I have encountered in years. I've binged some videos and I'm literally crying with laughter and nearly choked several times.

[@MoistyHoots]

the image of the fish flashing rainbow colors when he said "BONGFISH" is hilarious

[@LyrenaWithAnxiety]

Lewd Women sound like a Barenaked Ladies cover band "Today we will be playing 'one week' in death metal." *Ahem* I T ' S B E E N O N E W E E K S I N C E Y O U L O O K E D A T M E

[@wotnograpefruit]

Lewd Women elicited a sensible chuckle, but death metal vocals "One Week"made me fall out of my chair. Good Job!

[@Corpsemangle01]

Someone needs to make this happen. I need death metal One Week! And Allergies!

[@deanandrews6017]

Deftones “One Weak” is really good

[@enigmastudiosgaming]

5:18 Wait wait WHAT?! CANNED beef stock!?

[@shmaxo]

4:00 Here in the U.S. most MRI facilities pass a metal detector wand over you before you enter the MRI room, and this may have saved my life. Had an MRI for a wrist injury when I was 45. They detected a 3mm chunk of unknown metal in my arm, likely from a garage door spring that broke while I was in the garage, but also found a BB from an air rifle that had been lodged in my right butt cheek since I was 13, when a 'friend' shot me with his Crossman AR.

[@CatMom-uw9jl]

Are you Gen X? That sounds like such a Gen X thing. “Yeah, my friend shot me in the butt with an air rifle, and we never told our parents because we didn’t want to get in trouble. I just walked it off.”

[@strogonoffcore]

here in Brazil we don't, and thank goodness, because if we did we wouldn't have fun stories like that pro gun lawyer

[@ArmundJay]

@@CatMom-uw9jlmy mother and her brother did this... she still has the bb in her wrist.

[@IABITVpresents]

I think I shot my finger with a tiny little bullet thingy when I was trying out a toy gun, or whatever. My body remembers for the most part where I got shot and reminds me too, every once in a while

[@PxPtheBook]

⁠@@CatMom-uw9jlPlease, I had my leg burnt off by a motorcycle once and I was perfectly fine!

[@muttthingy9908]

when my cat, Twiggy, got neutered i referred to it as her having her "goolies grabbed" and then later conceived of a fictional band called Twiggy and the Goolie Grabbers.

[@CasperCasserole]

Question- how did your girl cat get neutered?

[@muttthingy9908]

@@CasperCasserole what do you mean? i took her to the vet and they did an operation to remove her ovaries. google it if you don't know.

[@nohintshere]

​@@CasperCasserolethey probably meant spayed

[@nobodynowhere000]

⁠​⁠@@CasperCasseroleYeah, probably meant spayed or maybe their cat is intersex? Goolies grabbed is hilarious regardless.

[@Mr.pit_the_cheese_baker534]

How does neutering female cats work?

[@galaxythefox7432]

I have a running joke where I say I’m gonna start a band named “10 Vapes & a Bong” based off an incident at my school

[@Cplayz08]

if one of them played a bongo it would be hilarious

[@misselizabethplays8070]

Don't leave us hanging like that, what happened at the school?

[@galaxythefox7432]

@@misselizabethplays8070 the teachers found 10 vapes, a bong, and some weed in the ceiling tiles of the girl’s bathroom at my school

[@Cloveey_]

The offensively wrongly pronounced latin rapping absolutely killed me 😭😭

[@SeaDog1667-1st]

That was wrongly pronounced!?😳

[@MEKKANNOID]

Surely there's no such thing as mispronounced latin as we don't know how it was pronounced??

[@Keznen]

@MEKKANNOID We do know how it was pronounced. For example, "Veni, Vidi, Vici" is actually pronounced "Weni, Widi, Wiki". The "v" character was a "w" sound in Latin, and the letter "c" was always pronounced as a hard "k" sound. Julius Caesar's name was actually pronounced "Yulius Kaisar".

[@fnsdjkovnsdkvn]

@@MEKKANNOID Well ecclesiastical Latin (church Latin) is still used and has a definite style of pronunciation. Classical Latin (the Latin Ceaser knew) has had its pronunciation reconstructed from poetry and spelling errors, but this was the Latin of people educated enough to write, so think of the accent we reconstructed as Latin Posh. There is also the "Traditional English pronunciation of Latin" which you can look up. It was a more or less artificial way of saying Latin words taught in English speaking areas, but it had some authority and many people were taught to understand it as "the right way". So you're half right, no matter how you pronounce, people will say it's wrong. But on the other hand there are definitely ways to pronounce it where everyone will agree it's wrong.

[@Ganonslayer]

@@fnsdjkovnsdkvn So what you're saying is that to minimize dissent, I should always speak Latin in the wrongest possible way.

[@Quartzite9]

"Showers In The Vicinity" would go INSANE

[@IABITVpresents]

AS I WAS SAYING

[@lukelyall5879]

Vincity of Obscenity

[@SlyHikari03]

Showers! In The Vicinity

[@A-Childs-Guide-To-Hamilton]

@@lukelyall5879 You mean America?

[@datguiser]

@@lukelyall5879terracotta pie moment

[@KaijinD]

I come back to this video so often. It just always brings a smile to my face.

[@Keznen]

A few years ago some rando on Reddit was complaining about people having quote-unquote "circus freak mentality". Don't remember what it was that they claimed people had that about, but Circus Freak Mentality is still an awesome name for a metal band of some sort.

[@LaikasFriend]

that's fantastic, i'd use it

[@DarthMolgy]

"Zebraforce" is just a collab between Zebrahead and DragonForce. They probably have some massive bangers.

[@Scypek]

Bongfish sounds like a chess algorithm that suggests the worst possible chess move every turn.

[@ShadowCube264]

@@ScypekI am very tempted to make that

[@juliaatkinson4012]

They're not in the same league as Llamathrust, though

[@RailfoxStudios]

​@@juliaatkinson4012 was looking for this comment, everyone is sleeping on Llamathrust!

[@litessbu]

@@ScypekUnfortunately, Worstfish already exists, but Bongfish would be a way better name.

[@SilveerStarr]

in middle school there were these eighth graders that made up a band called 33 Degrees and Freezing, with their hit album being 211 Degrees and Boiling i still think of them every now and then, it was some genuinely funny shit

[@night.owl64]

“The Matt Rose Comments Section” Now THATS a good band name

[@radio_marco]

I hate you for that. I hate you for telling the trurth /s/j

[@trolleriffic]

With a name like that they should be a 60s psychedelic band.

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

with our hit song "SKULL EMOJI"

[@rimojo163]

Honestly sounds like something you'd name an orchestra

[@witchywoman2008]

Isn’t that Taylor Swift’s latest album?

[@yoongiverse.]

My personal favorite, hailing from my notes app, is “Sudden Dislike of Eggs”

[@ATWQ160]

And here it is; ‘Sudden Dislike of Eggs’, with their new single, ‘What’s that weird green stuff in my yolk?’

[@yoongiverse.]

@@ATWQ160 on point

[@usertedi]

@@ATWQ160 real

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

​@@ATWQ160 Usually it's because you overcooked it

[@RuneofÓðinn]

the rainbow highlight of the visible parts of the bongfish behind johnny's comment is so fucking good matt

[@LuckySketches]

8:09 I'd like to imagine that The Baby Killers is a The Killers cover band consisting of 1st graders and their very enthusiastic dads.

[@nthgth]

Ahh, they're not _baby_ killers, they're baby _Killers_

[@justarandombrit]

A few years ago someone in my English class misquoted "Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under't" from Macbeth as "the snake inside" and I still maintain that'd be a brilliant band name

[@Frankie_Does_Stuff_I_Guess]

Pants color + last thing I ate = Please give a warm welcome to Periwinkle Cough Drops!! 🎸🎸

[@robertwilloughby8050]

All-girl J (power) pop, then?😅

[@Csp499]

"Grandpas of Diminishing Effectiveness", from an episode of Best of the Worst, comes to mind.

[@Nisa4444-h1v]

I wonder how long it will take for someone to bring up American politics in this comment section.

[@tailpig6417]

​@@Nisa4444-h1v You did

[@Nisa4444-h1v]

@@tailpig6417 I did. I suppose I sort of ruined it. Guess we’ll just have to wait till next time.

[@Daluckyplays]

​@@Nisa4444-h1v Something something Joe Biden Something Something Donald Trump

[@ArgentuTA164-2]

As someone who took Latin for four years: _Dear god._ and _Ow, my ears._ and _Ow, my heart._

[@Avalyera]

It may just be due to the time I am watching this at, but I found the sheer ridiculousness of _Et a musca puella_ makes up for the errors.

[@tobyandahalf]

i took latin for two years. i was bad at it. but at least i wasn't this bad

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I was always in awe at people naming their daughter Dolores because I knew it means pains!

[@jasonlescalleet5611]

It also rhymes with…part of the female anatomy. Thank you, Seinfeld.

[@WhiteTulip2002]

Isn’t it more accurately “sorrows”?

[@Idont_eatcrocs]

“That’s a good band name” huh, that’s a good band name

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

Please welcome to the stage, That's A Good Band Name!

[@Idont_eatcrocs]

@@otterwithadarkside4422 that’s a good band name

[@constellar04]

@@Idont_eatcrocs huh thats an actually fire band name

[@xyzzyx4839]

reminds me of the band called "the the"

[@usertedi]

@@xyzzyx4839 wait that’s a real band?? so it’d be *welcome to the stage the “the the”*

[@Danka42]

Matt: "Don't you dare." The drink: *dares*

[@friedhegg1994]

yooo sunset pfp

[@SbevenGaming]

Drink dares

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

The Drink Dares is a good band name

[@uncutshrimp2933]

5:17 personally this is news to me recently found out I guess in the UK they have tins of beef stock that look like cans of soda and it’s it’s fucking with me mentally I had to rewatch this part like I think three times now

[@literallyafishhook]

legitimately as soon as i saw that i wondered what would happen if someone confused those for cans of beer because they look almost identical lol

[@PulseXP-yo8wu]

I see it all the time at my supermarket. It’s bizzare

[@isotetra1912]

your username is a good band name

[@MajesticPotato501]

Came up with Analog Staplers one day and don’t think I’ll ever top that

[@usertedi]

i read that as “Analog Spiders”

[@MajesticPotato501]

@@usertedi that’s pretty fire too tho

[@Science-Core]

Happy ratt Moses Monday

[@Science-Core]

Also technically First

[@Jb_gt]

No

[@Science-Core]

Thank’s for the heart!! Ratt Moses

[@Vanta526]

@@Science-Core uh where IS the heart

[@Vanta526]

RAT MOSES I GET IT

[@maxthompson7107]

*Every band name mentioned by Matt Rose in this video in chronological order* The Scallop Disco Accident Sex Bacon Company Linen Rebels Aquatic Glamour Twink and the Muscle Daddies Death Bubbles Zebra Force After Lunch, the band responsible for making the no. 1 hit, “Aawagga” Crescent Dragon Wagon with their first album cover, “Passionate Vegetarian” The Butt-Checkers Spandex Lamb Tube How to Grasp a Beaver Exciting Whites Feels Like 69 Modern Milk Downfuck the Slow, the band responsible for hosting the legendary It’s 25 MPH tour Whimsical Porch Rocks Almost Four Chairs Fancy Ham Clardic Fug Dorkwood Grass Bat Snowbonk Stummy Beige 216 Rats on Steroids Bigfoot Titty Nipple Slide Nearsighted Parsnips Gooch Grease Organic Fish Hotel Pope Hammer Box of Penguins Wet Squelching Plain Arm Anal Rail Gun Social Jesus Cracked Out Cheese Ball Elf Shoes Upsettingly Most Gas Station Hot Dogs Walmart Cocain Fiesta A Suspicion of Onion Beef Fizz Five Feep Deet Fragile Glass Pumpkins Rim Flappe Bongfish Bungus Fuccbone Scrotewad Pootsack Snogbag Jason and the Hot Laminating Pouches High! At The Pet Store, the band responsible for the song, “Ballsack Pillow” Thin Joseph Roaring Loins Space Karens Navy Blue Spaghetti Flesh Mushroom White Grits American Horse Pirates Goth Lasagna Lava Frog OCCUTROUSERS! Squirt Burger Baby Killers Pot Smoking Little Devils Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men False Religions Lewd Women

[@LB-ge8ih]

My dog used to make cute high-pitched noises when he was excited, and if I ever have a band it will be “Whistle Puppies.”

[@WONDERBOIY]

There's a whole comment thread on a Danny Gonzalez video where someone talks about a French(I think) lullaby their dad used to sing to them. Nice right? It was about shipwrecked sailors who ate each other once they died(I think). Cannibal Chain Reaction was brought out of that and deemed to be a good band name.

[@literallyafishhook]

omg what video is that on i need to see that lol

[@WONDERBOIY]

​@@literallyafishhook ​They Took Down My Video So I Fought Back In The Most Petty Way

[@stripeback2024]

It's cool how Matt can just command ginger ale to stop fizzing.

[@Seanderson3]

I actually have a list on my phone called "that would be an awesome band name" Here are some of my favorites: - Chip Stank - Mexican Mayonnaise - Babies in the closet - Howard on the drums - The sober sailors - Lesbian eyes - The Greasy Knobs - The bitch with the scales - The dominant fluid - The Vietnamese poop stick - Super Jesus of the drumset - Zeus and the percussion captains - George Washington Jesus

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

Howard on the Drums' drummer would be called like, jared or something, i just feel that

[@usertedi]

idk why but The Sober Sailors hits hard

[@notlichen]

so do I, here goes (they all have good context) Mr. Whippy & The Giant Shit Machine Chango Mutney - Caressed By The Wind (Album name) Bohemian Emu Possum Sausage Parakeet Paradox Zucchini Blini Opaque Cake Midnight Meow - Cornish Gabber Nightcore Folk band Eyeball Bob Halloumi Haze Nightcore Squealer (said in a West Country accent) Broth Energy Shit on the spot (Crazy) Wrist Gristle Focal Horse Sugar Gliders Dauphinoise Dippers Enormous Jesii (plural of Jesus) Occasional Grace Queefs of the Stone Age Avocado Bollocks Prominent Flamingo Northern Soul Face Tomato Sweat Sushi Morning - ambient genre with very faint distorted sounds in background Foxshit Goblin

[@Nisa4444-h1v]

I think I know where the babies in the closet one came from.

[@Seanderson3]

@@Nisa4444-h1v i honestly have no memory of where it came from

[@noahengelstad1253]

This… this is what I subscribed for: chaos in words.

[@JustSomeoneHi]

"Chaos In Words" is a great band as well

[@SlyHikari03]

@@JustSomeoneHisounds like a Tech Death band

[@JustSomeoneHi]

@@SlyHikari03 definitely, they would make very venty songs as well

[@rustleancar131]

A spandex lamb tube is just a fancy way to say sausage

[@wintersking4290]

Remember one of those rock band games for PS2 had a random band name generator. My Dad got "Sasquatch Melee". Which is a objectively awesome.

[@BinglesP]

As opposed to Nessie Shooting and Alien Defense

[@dirtylemon3379]

My cousin referred to her daughter's softball umpire uniform as her "Empire Costume." It has been my fantasy band for years.

[@MegaFrog]

A conversation with my friend over what sugar types could be used to homebrew alcohol lead to our theoretical pirate metal band, "Marshmallow Moonshine".

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

I am half sure that's also how Alestorm got their name. They are a scotish pirate metal band.

[@Scypek]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo They made a song based on a dream someone on Reddit had, so they're definitely open to weird sources of inspiration.

[@alansmithee419]

I would assume the answer to your question of what sugars can be used to brew alcohol would be "sugar alcohols." I'm going mostly off the name though, I could be completely wrong.

[@lukelyall5879]

That sounds like a modern country song

[@BinglesP]

Didn't expect to see a Touhou content creator here

[@joshhaworth2155]

The whimsical porch rocks are oddly terrifying.

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

"Oddly" They have human teeth ofc they're terrifying

[@rosemary3029]

​@@BookWyrmOnAStringlove a little terror in my whimsy

[@mayalansky]

Whimsy is stored in the human teeth

[@BinglesP]

They remind me of the 5 Magic Stones from Touhou 2

[@frozenlemon]

My science teacher will just stop what he’s saying out of nowhere to make a fun comment. “This stage of development in a star’s life is called a planetary nebula. Planetary nebula, that’s a good band name.”

[@HappyNarrative]

I cracked my back laughing at “dykes on bikes” from the last one. 🍻

[@six-winged-juni]

WE ARE DYKES ON BIKES (i cannot ride a bike so i am 1/2 of those things)

[@GRAYBOI897]

I lost it and sprayed water everywhere at the “Bigfoot titty nipple slide”

[@alexandersean4708]

You can't miss their latest album, Money Lovers! Easily the best song was their collaboration with the Jesus Mockers on the new hit single "So Called Christians!"

[@Nixmeri2411]

@@alexandersean4708 and their latest single “liars will judge you” 😂

[@blysghost6973]

“Thats all folks! We’ve been Grandiose Beanbag Chairs having a blast tonight, now please welcome Robert and the Insomniac Plumbers!”

[@gubson-xy2ow]

i once saw a band poster on the side of the road that looked like it was from 30 years ago. the band was called psychedelic porn crumpets

[@adrienneczerni6516]

They have good music to be honest

[@thealmightybipper3381]

My dad said if he ever had a rock band, he'd call it "Youth In Asia"

[@15oClock]

>be Matt >read old cookbooks >"beef fizz" >might as well >pours two cans of beef stock in >regrets almost immediately >one bottle of ginger ale >"you better not overflow!" >a squeeze of lemon >"cheers" >takes a sip >AOL loading screen noise plays Your face when you won’t be having more: 5:45

[@Lernos1]

Rookie mistake, he didn't pour it over ice in glasses as stated in the recipe.

[@micahfoley9572]

you left out the best part, when he casually tossed two exhausted lemon slices onto his windowsill

[@StuffandThings_]

@@micahfoley9572 "Two exhausted lemon slices" would be a great band name

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

That one was also in Tasting History. That guy didn't like it either...

[@Helloimalex14]

my question is why was the beef stock in cans that look like soda cans

[@vernowietsch]

Infinite triple limb consumption. I will not elaborate

[@kylekonop4801]

1:00 To be scrupulously fair, that is *exactly* the kind of question you should use your "crowd" lifeline on. A pack of randos isn't, in aggregate, gonna know the author of an obscure 19th century novel - but they will be there for you when you have a brain fart on "horsepower".

[@kajamatousek247]

Case in point, it somehow only got 71% meaning the remaining 29% of people in the audience are either utterly braindead or having a laugh

[@clockworkpotato9892]

​@@kajamatousek247 "29% Braindead" is definitely headlining tonight.

[@andievalentin]

idk my high school class went to a couple recordings of the swedish who wants to be a millionaire show, and one of the contestants used the crowd life line on a question about a classic swedish childrens tv show/book (which was like a weirdly easy question to use a life line on). about 90% of the audience voted for the correct answer. yet the contestant wasnt convinced and also used his 50:50 life line to narrow down his options... he did not win the million btw

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

Can't believe Matt Rose gave me like 50 band names for my birthday, thanks

[@AerCloud]

Happy birthday 🎂

[@JackoHeartz]

oh hey, same birthday. happy birthday!

[@BlueLiminality]

🎂🎂

[@SaltExarch]

1:18 also works the other way around “Please welcome to the stage Aawagga! Playing their hit new single ‘After Lunch’!”

[@CANDYGUTZ_X3]

WOOOO I LOVE YOU AAWAGGA

[@illioptopede]

genuinely love 5 feep deet as a band name. my friends and i had a pretend band called obligatory dental care, we'd just write down potential song names and take pics that could be fun album covers. only song we ever made was called "ballsack boogie" and it was like 30 seconds of my friend singing "do the ballsack boogie, dodododo"

[@ThineTemplar]

i would genuinely listen to box of penguins

[@kaylincornelissen879]

You know a good band name? "Don't you dare" 5:28 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mighty_spirit8532]

02:51 I personally think "The Urine Of Rats" is the superior band name. "Coming up on stage we have THE URINE OF RAAAAATS!"

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

Rat Uranus.

[@banana_Asriel]

Nah we need a punk band named poison control center

[@emilybarclay8831]

Tainted Watermelon is my pick

[@SirAsdf]

1:02 I don’t know what's dumber, the fact he needed the lifeline or the fact nearly 30% of the audience got it wrong.

[@erink476]

I suspect some of the people who got it 'wrong' did know, but thought he didn't deserve the correct answer.

[@CalvinSmart-tq5hd]

⁠​⁠@@erink476whaddya mean by didn’t deserve the answer

[@chippen_g]

It reminds me of a clip from Swedish Who Wants to Be a Millionaire where a contestant was asked what company made the iPhone and iPad, she wasn't sure so she asked the audience, where like 98% said Apple, but for some reason, she said 'I have been told to trust my gut, so I will' and proceeded to answer Banana.

[@KittyRancher]

I would've voted "Donkeystrength" on purpose :}

[@PxPtheBook]

@@CalvinSmart-tq5hd They chose wrong answers hoping he’d choose the wrong answer because he didn’t know the answer to a simple question TLDR; for the lulz

[@champchampdoodlebug7369]

7:45 THE LAVA FROG

[@sidewayscat5294]

Dykes on bikes sounds like a motorcycle gang that I NEED to get in on with RIGHT NOW

[@azurekutella3812]

They are at Pride Parades, it is real 😊

[@therealcaptaintash]

I just read your name as 'Sideway Scat' and think that would be a goodband name.

[@adrienneczerni6516]

You need to hear about Dopeheads on Mopeds though

[@nthgth]

"You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, well please welcome to the stage--"

[@shadow.cast.studios4697]

This being uploaded freaked my out cause just last night me and my mom were talking about how “Planned randomness” would be a good band name

[@CubicApocalypse128]

"Scheduled chaos theory? That makes about as much sense as grounded aviation. Or deep-sea astronomy."

[@LaikasFriend]

deep sea astronomy is amazing, i love that

[@The1andonlyAbber]

That reminds me of the Weird Al Yankovic album Mandatory Fun.

[@ThePokéWild]

3:09 I love how you can hear his voice falter from amusement when he says "organic fish hotel"

[@Willow_Thefox-is8uj]

"Welcome to the fishing club. FEATURING....THE SCALLOP DISCO ACCIDENT!!!!!!!"

[@lucidart986]

My mom sent me a meme about Florida and it ended with “one week of winter” and if I ever start a band I think that name would be pretty 🔥

[@BlueLiminality]

Or the sequel to the movie 500 Days of Summer.

[@usertedi]

i like the alliteration

[@15skysky]

makes me think of 5 seconds of summer

[@thesuperloregod4815]

Concrete Melvin’ is personally my favorite band!!!

[@BinglesP]

This is rivaling that Sam O'Nella alt account video where he did an ASMR of his own band name ideas "OJ Simpson Latte Art" "Five-Finger Doorbell Press" "Colonoscapades" "SHITFACE THE CLOWN" And my personal favorite, "Steamboat Willionaire"

[@juliecampbell860]

This just makes me think of an old Dave Berry column - he decided that "excessive deer doots" would be a great name for a band.

[@HansGirl4Life]

My bunny hung itself a few years ago (it got spooked and its head got stuck in the top of the cage) and my dad and I were joking around about it, and I said “didn’t know we’d be the ones dealing with the suicidal bunnies” and I was like “band name” cuz we always point out band names when we see them

[@robinmitchells]

I once made a list of phrases I’ve encountered that would be good band names. Still have it. Some of the highlights include “A Coastal Downpour”, “Carpooling with Strangers”, “Throwing Steaks out of Windows”, “Lasagna Soap Opera”, and my personal favorite “Stepping on Geese”.

[@wanderinglimeblood]

Was "Throwing Steaks out of Windows" based on a Reddit story about a dinner party by any chance?

[@robinmitchells]

@@wanderinglimeblood yes, that story has me in tears laughing every time I read it, it’s just so good

[@clockworkpotato9892]

​@@wanderinglimeblood Not a band, but I'm taking "Stories About Dinner Parties" as my new album

[@wanderinglimeblood]

@@clockworkpotato9892 Your username would be a great band name for that album :D

[@wanderinglimeblood]

@@clockworkpotato9892 Goes perfectly with your name on here :D

[@atsf47legit]

It was, in fact, a good band name.

[@Feather-OSC]

Twas

[@officialfrisk]

😊

[@blurrlightt]

"It Was In Fact" is a pretty good band name tbh

[@jessicahampton4705]

i got an ad at the end of a video about panda licorice "please welcome to the stage, panda licorice!"

[@theskicker8856]

My Mom told me that the Pastor of our Church had to fill in for a local band called the “Sofa Kings”. I wish I was there because she said everyone was trying to hold their laughter.

[@jklmnopski7421]

-Party Status -The Drowning Machines I was reading a news article about the NTSB investigation of Boeing, and it mentions that they offered Boeing party status in the investigation. I watched a video by Kyle Hill about drowning machines, which are hydrodynamic phenomenons caused by dams.

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

Party Status: Probably some kind of dance music. The Drowning Machines: This name makes me think of The Cog Is Dead, for some reason.

[@SunsetDragon]

6:41 I feel like She-Jesus was totally overlooked. I don't know if that's better as a song, album, or band name, but it's definitely good for one or two of 'em 😭😭

[@Kickiusz]

Of course the beaver-grasping drawing is subtitled in Polish. We Slavs love our beavers.

[@kajamatousek247]

bóbr kurwa 😊

[@agnieszkasalach4395]

Dare I say Bober

[@thegodofpez]

Mattypoo is the king of alleviating shitty afternoons. 🤟

[@amity.mp3]

“Mattypoo in the Afternoon”, band name right there

[@snpdrg0n]

@@amity.mp3 And their debut single "alleviating shitty afternoons", written either entirely lowercase or entirely uppercase.

[@theJennicat]

You could even say he relieved your constipation