ROGUE'S GALLERY | Animal Crossing: New Horizons Song!

Need historical masterworks at cut-rate prices? Come on down to Crazy Redd's Treasure Trawler!
Your one-stop-shop for the finest in genuine*, authentic** paintings and statues!
*May not be authentically genuine
**May not be genuinely authentic
In Animal Crossing: New Horizons Blathers needs you to fill the museum gallery. Fortunately for you Crazy Redd is at your service, providing inexplicable access to the world’s greatest masterpieces. Probably... ..Sometimes. ...So there's a chance they MIGHT be slightly less and 100% the real deal. But for THOSE prices? How can you argue?
Okay everyone, I promise this is the last one! At least for now. When I first decided to do an Animal Crossing song I struggled to pick between Tom Nook, Blathers and Redd. But after the first turned out to be so popular I decided it might be fun to try a little trilogy! So here is the concluding part of 'The Stupendium Animal Crossing Trilogy'.
I tried to do something again quite different for this song, I wanted to make sure all three Animal Crossing songs on the channel were very distinct from one another. During lock-down my housemate and I became obsessed with watching huge compilations of old 70s and 80s TV commercials, often bad local infomercials captured on worn out tape. So this video is own little tribute to that. 'What if Redd had made his own low budget commercial and we found the old VHS tape?'
...Also, it's a full-on rap number. In the past I've done a lot of heavy character work and on occasion I've gotten real rappy but I’ve never really tried doing both at once. So this was me trying to do as many interesting flows whilst staying in character. Did I succeed? You be the judge, cousin!
Huge thanks to my patrons for making this video possible, I think it takes the record for the most costumes I've worn in a single video! Thanks to Dansonn for yet another fantastic beat, Oxygen for another stellar mix and to Lizzy for all of her help putting the video together!
#AnimalCrossing #NewHorizons
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The Stupendium is a musician, animator and content creator, creating weird, wonderful and usually incredibly nerdy songs and animations. Join them on their journey to obscure, niche internet stardom! They have some pretty decent videos, wonderful facial hair and a great sense of discomfort describing themself in the third person.

[@TheStupendium]

LYRICS: I may not look it, but I went to an art school y’know And I stole like, 8 tubes of acrylic before I tripped the alarm Anywho... What can I do for ya pal? You look like a fine, upstanding island representative The kind to understand an enterprise when he’s presented with Access to a wonderland of fine authentic decoratives Accept that there’s just a chance you might detect they’re edited It’s nothing underhanded, why it’s simple etiquette Someone’s gotta lose or else a price is not competitive I may be discredited but you need some art exhibits And I’m the only guy upon this island who is selling it Got a little bit of post-impressionism neoclassical surrealism art nouveau But if you hit me with a host of questions, quizzing, be all asking if it's real? Well it's hard to know But it probably is. Would I lie to you? After all we're cousins! I've decided! Ooh! You want a statue? I got a whole load in this old boat If they don't go then the hull might smash through Satisfaction guaranteed No retractions, no receipts Refund laws may stand on land But not transactions planned at sea So if you’ve a gallery Lacking in a masterpiece Head down to the beach I wouldn’t cheat ya pal, we’re family You want the Venus De Milo for Nook Miles? Oh please Think a Donatello’s gonna fall out of an oak tree? Think another barge is gonna barge in, back end of your garden With a better bargain? There won’t be. Got a sweet deal on a real Michelangelo Go to a guy in a van for my Van Goghs Can't be picky when you're picking a Picasso Doesn't even matter when you're painting where your hand goes Screw your turnips I can turn a profit taking turns At taking Turners and turning them to takings - Earning Paper from discerning patrons No returns or trade-ins All these bargains I got for yous Here's a Lautrec that I'd hate Toulouse Buy it! You ain’t got all day to peruse Try it and I’ll make you pay per the view You haven't got the money for a Manet or Matisse But I probably got a Monet, you can have it on the cheap I got Millet by the million, it’s more than I can keep So you really better buy ‘em or I’ll toss ‘em in the deep You bought your Hieronymus Bosch outright? Gosh, how nice. - Want advice? You coulda bought a lotta Botticellis From the fella at the jetty for a knock-down price Kandinsky? Can-do-ski! Got a line on a fine one back in New Leaf Got a whole back room of own-brand Rembrandts Here’s a Vermeer! (Don’t look at the jewellery) All the greatest artists ever known Sailing round your archipelago Who needs authentication when there’s a saving? Owl’s on his way? Then I’d better go HOO! What! Upon close examination, of this painting I have grave news to share with you… This work of art…. Is a FAKE! What kind of wretched SCOUNDREL would commit such fraudulent forgery to canvas!? Satisfaction guaranteed No retractions, no reciepts Refund laws may stand on land But not transactions planned at sea So if you’ve a gallery Lacking in a masterpiece Head down to the beach I wouldn’t cheat ya’ pal, we’re family Can’t afford all the money I charge? Forgery? Nah it’s a loving homage Felon I’m not, I’m a renaissance fox Honestly only a little at large So don’t be frugal, buy that Bruegel I got Degas for days Cézannes in season Sure, that Seurat would look great at your place ‘Cuz I got a lotta costs to offset Spent a lotta dollar on that Bob Ross box set So any members of the management Might have a happy little accident if they object To my entrepreneurial oeuvre Largely consisting of raiding the Louvre Taking the paintings and tracing the loot Then passing the savings directly to you Often my copies are just so convincing I’ll Quite accidentally sell the original Though letting residents purchase the evidence Saves me from shredding ‘em, plus they’re the criminal Say I’m a fake and it hurts Say I’m just after a way to your purse Say that to my face? You’ll save on the hearse You don’t need a wake for a Damien Hirst So if your podunk little home wants cultural acclaim There’s just one choice of vendor, friend and Crazy Redd’s the name But if you are dissatisfied and someone gets the blame You can canvas all my customers, they’ll tell ya I was framed!

[@hugo57k91]

You already got a dislike and it was only 1 minute since you uploaded

[@tsc_atom4776]

You are my hero

[@kingegg5522]

:O

[@hmmmm9560]

Where did you find the costume “;-;

[@garank4971]

W40k lorgar as a suggestion would be marvelous to listen and watching

[@septemberthe1loner]

"A londoner rapping about art history with a new jersey accent as an homage to a japanese game about talking animals" is not the sort of thing i'd ever think i'd see... and yet here we are

[@GENIAL323]

And at the same time, with the look of TV comercials recorded in tapes from 80's and 70's. Just to be a little bit more specific...

[@ilovepudding7873]

And its fucking awesome

[@noizepusher7594]

when you say it like that it sounds really weird

[@marianorodriguezolivares7935]

I mean, i was not expecting to see my cat die and my dad getting a cat in her grave, but not in that order

[@alejjtheninja5803]

You underestimate people.

[@Dark_Jaguar]

So near as I can tell Redd's modus operandi is: 1. Steal renowned masterpieces from museums and try not to let that infamous lady in red from that other game series beat him to the punch. 2. Use the original as a base to print out endless forgeries accurate to the finest detail (mostly). 3. Get a little too enthusiastic selling them in international waters and occasionally sell the stolen art instead of the forgeries, but who cares now that the detectives from ACME are hunting that gullible customer instead.

[@JustMonikaOk]

But where in time is Carmen Sandiago?

[@tacodude2687]

Are you talking about Black Widow from Poptropica? I loved that game

[@Dark_Jaguar]

@@tacodude2687 Nope, Carmen Sandiego. Where on Earth is she?

[@tacodude2687]

Dark Jaguar ohhhhh 🤦‍♀️

[@inversefireman]

Headcanon: he makes all the art he sells and makes some of the forgeries bad on purpose so that the "real" ones he sells you arent suspicious

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

I still come back to these Animal Crossing songs now and then. The production is just so good

[@grubhead]

Didn't think i'd find you here, Lonely Goomba.

[@maxy6749]

Holy crap he still reads these comments

[@KittyCatYT]

wow very crazy

[@Pokemanking12]

Is no one going to point out this is a confirm goomba

[@chasethemaster3440]

Wassup

[@morkman]

“How big’s ya mailbox?” Best line.

[@ZenofireX]

"That 8' stone head you ordered? I'll *Leaf* it in your mailbox for ya. Hehehe"

[@Chromono22]

The chorus is amazing. “Satisfaction guaranteed, no retractions, no receipts. Refund laws may stand on land, but not transactions planned at sea! So if you’ve a gallery, lacking in a masterpiece, head down to the beach I wouldn’t cheat ya pal we’re family.” My favorite line out of that has to be the second line. “Refund laws may stand on land but not transactions planned at sea.”

[@smolse6854]

The answer is yes.

[@kindofhuman8147]

I’m convinced you have a costume for every character that does and will exist

[@JuiceVendr]

The rule 34 of costumes

[@deme7419]

@@JuiceVendr dear god

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

@@JuiceVendr that's genuinely terrifying

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

@@deme7419 oh I get it, cause soldier says "dear God", am I correct?

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Internet rule 0 if it exists there is a costume of it

[@dogscratch]

I just love how the “we’re family” bit goes from a sort of carefree, kindly tone to a more sinister, shifty one later on in the song. Plus all the artist puns are top notch! You’ve done it again, I’m sure to listen to this on repeat!

[@omahabrowneyes]

From blood line to blood lined if you get what I mean, (reply and ask me if you don't get it)

[@Most-sane-deltarune-fan]

I NEVER EVER EVER trust Redd. He lies so much, yet he still has 1 tiny braincell - and here it is: .

[@thatoneguywiththevoice328]

It sounds less like "hey I got your back" and more like "when I go under, you are going to help"

[@Most-sane-deltarune-fan]

@@thatoneguywiththevoice328 In that same way that during the Spamton NEO fight in Deltarune, Spamton NEO claims that Kris is the only one who can help him. Again, a case of "villain only wanting help from the protagonist and literally nobody else".

[@CamSteady]

This is the hardest you’ve gone on any rap

[@TheStupendium]

But it's the fuzziest I've gone on any costume!

[@creepyfurrguy4956]

@@TheStupendium UwU

[@timothyjavins1399]

@@TheStupendium OwO

[@Gametold5]

@@TheStupendium furry confirmed

[@fnattheveggieboy8076]

Eclipse_YT I knew that was going to happen I just made a comment about it!

[@chigchum9602]

At this point, you're gonna make Zipper an actual serial killer.

[@talkingfez1265]

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Beauryllium]

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING (No pressure, Stupendium. I understand it takes hard work to pump these songs out so I won't rush you at all.)

[@aaaa-tb6ql]

Ok but Isabelle getting a song would be nice

[@novelseeker4410]

If you check the description, you will see that AC is concluded. At least for the near future.

[@marcusc9931]

There was a Game Theory tha he might be the protagonist's father keeping eye on him.

[@stevepensando2593]

Each Animal Crossing character according to the songs Tom Nook: A money hungry evil businessman who has basically created a puppet government. Redd: A scammer behind a black market of art traffic (and apparently also behind murders). Blathers: Blathers

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

😂

[@redballoon9007]

Blathers: Wholesome Zoologist who’s just trying to do his own job.

[@NWolfsson]

@@redballoon9007 Yet a bit distracted with the off-handed idea to build a zoo. (It's actually really smart how every song includes a jab at the fact the Villagers are animals: The zoo test in These Hallowed Wings; The possibility of adding a "no pets" clause and making the villagers live without a roof in Nook, Line and Sinker; And in Rogue's Gallery the reference to Damien Hurst who made art with animal carcasses)

[@MezephelesArt]

@@NWolfsson So that's what the Damien Hirst line meant!

[@giovannicervantes2053]

@@MezephelesArt rl Damien hearst actually got people who donated their body's for his exhibits

[@harchosmia]

If they ever make an official English dub of the Animal Crossing movie, you'll be hired for Redd, Blathers, and Tom Nook on the spot.

[@Lumberjack_king]

He wouldn't because he's a not a big KZbinr he has the talent though

[@strawberrycoolatta]

Lumberjack king the great oh, you said something?

[@Lumberjack_king]

@@strawberrycoolatta ok

[@jhuddbathan5772]

@@Lumberjack_king he has more subs than you

[@Lumberjack_king]

@@jhuddbathan5772 I know I'm extremely small you don't have to point it out

[@tanteichan1]

What does the fox say? "I wouldn't cheat ya pal, we're family."

[@Meowslay]

Lmao

[@expensiveegg1214]

fonneh

[@o_chite]

"After all, we're cousins, I've decided."

[@LittleIdiot858]

@@o_chite OOH

[@j.a.y.d.e.n9023]

I’ll give you the cousin discount

[@Patch778]

How the art style represents the characters Nook:(popsicle stick) The fakest of the bunch,which is in line with his capitalist persona. Blathers:(standard animation) The most respected out of them all. Also,the oldest. Redd:(live action) The most realistic (it being live action) but it also quite fake (clearly not an animal)

[@aupacla]

Hows Paris? (Lafayette)

[@Patch778]

@@aupacla Oh, it's fine. (Wei Wei and all that)

[@MrConfused.]

Clever

[@Patch778]

@@MrConfused. thanks

[@GracieReneeGiraffe]

Lol Blathers is in his 20s

[@unfortunately_alan]

Dude this is literally exactly how I imagine Redd’s voice. Then the Nook Line and Sinker video... THAT’S HOW IMAGINE TOM’S VOICE, TOO! THEN THERE’S THESE HALLOWED WINGS, *AAA-*

[@unfortunately_alan]

OMG, I’M HEARTED?! Tom Nook, here’s my Bells. Now go and leave me alone, I’m busy screaming in my basement

[@animeperson9517]

Stop fangirling please? Jk, you can continue if you so disire

[@indianawoof3890]

I think my dog would sound like this

[@gabriellaedwards9yearoldwi255]

@@unfortunately_alan Smart. You replied, and didnt edit. DONT EDIT A PINBED, OR HEARTED COMMENT, OR UOU WILL LOSE BOTH.

[@gabriellaedwards9yearoldwi255]

@@unfortunately_alan Smart. You replied, and didnt edit. DONT EDIT A PINBED, OR HEARTED COMMENT, OR UOU WILL LOSE BOTH.

[@Dude12Dude2]

While Tom Nook's rap had the slow realization of just how horrible he could truly be. Red's is almost instantly straight into a whirlwind of sales pitches that you know are probably not going to do you any good, but you're not sure how safe you are turning him down face to face. Which is awesome! Great work Stups!

[@sheepeyoutube]

Meanwhile Blathers is over here in his museum being a good lad and teacher.

[@EliasPluto]

@@sheepeyoutube he is def a jolly good lad.

[@deadname569]

Its redd

[@EliasPluto]

@@deadname569 u right

[@alejjtheninja5803]

You either buy from Redd, or you'll be the red one.

[@Mango_Fawkes]

It's been 2 months and nobody's mentioned "The Master-piecer 3000" that shreds priceless pieces of art. He didn't have to name it, but he did.

[@Iss-bb1gu]

As an art student this is now my theme tune that plays when I enter a room.

[@Wampao]

Is this some unholy act I'm committing, commenting on this?

[@Iss-bb1gu]

@@Wampao nope not at all, you just join me in my mischief causeing antis 😂

[@Wampao]

@@Iss-bb1gu see, you understand the importance of a theme tune

[@Iss-bb1gu]

@@Wampao the more mischief and mayhem caused the better it all turns out. Theme tunes add to it.

[@MortalinaMortifera]

The infamous Issy, no matter where he’s gonna rob you, and then sell your stuff back 10x the price and call it a bargain

[@goddhoward7453]

"How big's ya' mailbox?" Is a question i never thought i would be asked.

[@orangejuiceislife9910]

But glad I was

[@Co-Pilot37]

He just wants to know because of his “package” he’s sending (Lenny face)

[@inversefireman]

@@Co-Pilot37 ok no homo but like, I would

[@davidbray5982]

this is why fallout 76 was so bad, howard's too busy watching the stupes to work on the game.

[@l.lproductions3928]

David Bray IT JUST WORKS

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

Have I every played Animal Crossing? No. Do I play these songs on repeat every day? Yes.

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

Thx for the heart!

[@claydragon09]

I have felt the same about most of their songs

[@stblessedbretzel]

I really like this one, the mood is really fitting and the lyrics are on point ! This is clearly not a fake !

[@tunacan6175]

XD

[@numberonetylerfan]

Thank goodness 😞 the last 5 pieces of art I bought have been fakes

[@DarthZ01]

Actually if you look closely, he isn't a real fox.

[@Chromono22]

Nope not a fake!

[@Rainbow-lr9uy]

I just made it 666

[@hipbro3484]

Animal Crossing: *Exists* The Stupendium: It's free real estate.

[@webbskul]

I mean i dont see a problem with that

[@fangnull]

The Stupendium to AC: *I can milk you*

[@djamtz]

This gonna grow in likes

[@aligningducks5887]

Literally!! 😂😂😂 (ETA: Actually no, I forgot you have to pay back debt, but still)

[@rexcake]

Tom nook: we'll see about that

[@NWolfsson]

Oof, as someone who had Art History focused on famous painters and sculptors, that was pure pun porn... Thank you, Stupendium.

[@malcolmw121]

"I've got like two dozen genu-wine Mona Lisas comin' in at 3, and my clocks keep meltin', so I have no idea what time it is." ...who knew one of the best lines would be after the song?

[@blakepugh6529]

call me stupid, cause i don't get it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@rocksandwiches]

Quarantine times...

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@blakepugh6529 the melting clock is a reference to a painting made by a guy Dali in which the clocks are melting, and genuine is so in between the lines that all of ‘em are fake.

[@janssen7535]

Ok but can we acknowledge the fact that he's so incredible at art forgery that even he can't recognize his copies as fakes sometimes? If he decided to turn to an honest living, Redd could be one of the most talented and versatile artists in the whole world of animal crossing

[@NWolfsson]

Considering the quality of the forgeries go from coffee stain to whole ass trees missing, passing through mistakes in proportions and colours, I would rather think that Redd is so uneducated he can't be bothered to realize the Mona Lisa is *known* for her lack of eyebrows...

[@NWolfsson]

But I'll admit, he's very talented, being able to not only replicate painting and drawing styles, but sculptures as well.

[@SorowFame]

Maybe they're all forgeries, the 'originals' are just the ones so good that Blathers doesn't notice and the obvious forgeries are there as a decoy. It'd explain how multiple islands can have the same 'original' artwork.

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Sorow Fame that would actually make sense

[@MezephelesArt]

@@SorowFame Headcanon accepted!

[@jakec5048]

He nailed Redds voice. This is exactly how he'd talk!

[@terrysmith9570]

yes itis

[@jakec5048]

@@terrysmith9570 like seriously how is this dude not a voice actor

[@flesh_bag]

@@jakec5048 I think he is, look at some of his earliest videos

[@jakec5048]

@@flesh_bagfair, let me rephrase, how is this dude not a well known and well respected voice actor?

[@isaacmontecillo4762]

@@jakec5048 At 1:08 That word "Satisfaction guaranteed" is from the music called: Room for improvement.

[@Traykartheswift]

Damn, I want to play the game that The Stupendium thinks Animal crossing is

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

SAME! That would be so cool-

[@nilesstandish1802]

Animal Crossing: Most Wanted

[@elvarestep3323]

@@nilesstandish1802 My apologies for the puns in advance. It'll star El Hoppo the rabbit narcarrotic baron, Jeffrey Grilling the chicken turnip-trader in charge of Henron, and Ducky Luciano the bird who united the five New Stork families who're descendant from the currently snake-run La Boa Cobra.

[@elvarestep3323]

@Julio Negron-Yslas Okay, El Hoppo is El Chapo, narcarrotics is narcotics, Jeffrey Grilling is Jeffrey Skilling (a stretch, I know), turnip trader is of course stock trader but that's not really a pun, Henron is Enron, the corrupt company led by Jeffrey Skilling, Ducky Luciano is Lucky Luciano, New Stork is New York, La Boa Cobra is La Cosa Nostra.

[@lerriboogusto7362]

Rated M for mature

[@dante.2639]

Redd: *breathes* Tom Nook: so theres been a containment breach edit: i hate the fact that you people have made a shitpost my most liked comment why have any of you done this-

[@deltaket6485]

Tom: Bring me Crazy Redd's head on a silver platter.

[@yanfei7782]

@@deltaket6485 Death will come swiftly for the man named Redd, anything for Daddy Nook.

[@djamtz]

@@deltaket6485 No, it`s not violent, Sentence him to hard time

[@djamtz]

@@yanfei7782 Nah, He just go to jail, Stop thinking dark, You emos

[@gamerito100]

Dave Kitsune Disregard the losses, the city is for us to take! (?)

[@aasliceofteaa]

Okay but the "Kandinsky? Can-do-ski!" line is the best line period. Also I love the synthwave/90's advert aesthetic you have going on also Redd

[@cupidhitme]

so many “also” 😟

[@aasliceofteaa]

@@cupidhitme also Yeah

[@lou626]

Kandisky id one of my top artist so yeah

[@samueleveleigh2767]

Im calling it now, he had those ears before making this song...

[@TheStupendium]

You'd be calling it wrong!

[@WillowTheGremlin]

The Stupendium you are the most stylish furry. Even if you ain’t actually a furry.

[@soapiscooler]

@@WillowTheGremlin have u seen the man in a suit tho?

[@WillowTheGremlin]

Boogiebear Roblox fursuit or suit and tie because he would be dapper in both

[@soapiscooler]

@@WillowTheGremlin ether one or both combined

[@ZachBoucher]

Can't even begin to explain how good this is... Wow, man!

[@TheStupendium]

Thanks, man! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

[@angelnava6964]

Stupendium, you should ask Zach Boucher if you could join him on one of his Smash Bros raps since he often requires a lot of people for those.

[@angelnava6964]

If you did join in on one of Zach's Smash rap, you would be straight fire.

[@lomantheshowman]

Its already a bop, but try it on 1.25 speed

[@lerriboogusto7362]

@@lomantheshowman pro grade even better at this speed

[@tellguzzo9848]

I didn’t expect a Crazy Redd rap to go so hard, but this is amazing. Also the “my clocks keep melting” bit at the end is hilarious

[@templatus006]

I didn't understand that joke, what does it mean?

[@mejhdhhicbfshihids652]

@@templatus006 Its a reference to The Persistence of Memory (a painting by Salvador Dalí) here's a link to its wikipedia page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Persistence_of_Memory

[@templatus006]

@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 Thank you.

[@doctorneocortex1996]

blathers: extremely british accent (london?) tom nook: proper yorkshire accent redd: EYYY IM SELLIN’ PAINTIN’S OVER ‘ERE!

[@EliasPluto]

It's great right? wtf 12 likes? tbh this is the most I've gotten XD.

[@wilson4069]

tbh he sounds cursive sometimes

[@JudyCoxify]

Wilson he is a cursive human

[@vanillanimates8112]

Imp_Rune 15.. **inhales** **exhales** FOX

[@ethanmurray5001]

@Michael Pechacek close, but it's more New York, we don't pronounce the ers at the end of words ever

[@dillonrhodes8492]

Tom Nook: runs an oppressive society Blathers: Tried to run a zoo in a world of animals Redd: Kills people and robs stuff So yeah... your animal crossing universe is dark

[@moongirl648]

Why *does* redd kill people though

[@pokeoh1831]

Ohh your questioning me are ya, well I don' take to kindly to people like you 'ccusing me of stealing. Actually come here ay? I got a real nice paitning to show ya yeah painting...

[@Landmassorussia]

@@moongirl648 cause he can

[@nullifi7273]

Imagine if he makes a twisted song with the player, carelessly torturing everybody in the island?

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

But on the brightside, Degas for days!

[@LukeDOMGBBQ]

"You don't need a wake for a DAMIEN HIRST" is probably the fiercest line I've heard in quite some time

[@LilNachoo]

I know I'm like a year late but what is a Damien Hirst? I don't wanna look it up incase it's something weird-

[@LukeDOMGBBQ]

@@LilNachoo Damien Hirst is a controversial British artist who has a series of pieces of work featuring dead and partly dissected animals floating in tanks of formaldehyde :P

[@LilNachoo]

@@LukeDOMGBBQ (I was not actually expecting a response wow) Oooh ok thank you that makes a lot more sense :D

[@coolstorybro6949]

Things I've noted: These songs are so advanced in the vocab department but oh gosh they're so good, each of the ACNH songs are done in a different style (musically and that Nook, Line, and Sinker is done with the popsicle stick puppets, These Hallowed Wings was animated, and Rogue's Gallery done in live action) they're all just so distinct and awesome in their own way!

[@MezephelesArt]

Going from that, it was cool, too, how there were animated bits and the intro had the stick puppets- really makes this song feel like a finale!

[@nomnomgoblin8901]

Please, the search for the stupendium is starting to get desperate. Last we saw he was heading towards this island, and then some fox put a bag on his head and took him into a van. The fox is a known art thief, so it makes sense that the musician was kidnapped. Please, his family cares about him and Dan Bull needs a nemesis.

[@plzsub9172]

😂😂😂 the funniest thing I've read today

[@jleej8301]

Yes...

[@Maxwell.891]

Hey you didn't get this from me but I heard a raccoon was holding him hostage to make songs so the raccoon who is actually one Mr Tom nook can profit

[@lukaswyszynski9210]

I never saw Dan as a nemesis, more of a rival.

[@Me-gl2rb]

They** but I did giggle lmao

[@krakkenheimer6661]

I can't believe Stupendium had to steal hundreds of famous paintings to film this video. Such dedication!

[@deme7419]

Everyone: So how many Animal Crossing songs are you gonna make? The Stupendium: *Yes*

[@TheStupendium]

Three! :)

[@AceOfBlackjack]

The Stupendium pss do the cats in the game, with a kk slider cameo. Why you may ask? Because of my cat named Peggy who purred during your song.

[@otrovikbhorl9968]

The Stupendium hundred

[@sk-eferthigra8437]

i think it would be cool if he did one on kkslider or flick

[@Chromono22]

Damon Scott I always thought KK slider was a dog

[@shadetheprince]

Not only did he create his own style of narrative on Redd but he also played the part extremely convincingly Good job loved the song, especially "kandinsky? Can-do-ski!" Both a great line and amazing delivery

[@tigerkat4419]

Isabelle is a bell

[@therandomone3698]

can we just appreciate what a fantastic threat "you don't need a hearse for a Damien Hirst" is? the line's just chilling

[@nemraps]

YOOOOOOOO YOUR FLOW ON THIS ONE!!!!!! OMG! SO IMPRESSIVE!

[@TheStupendium]

Thank you, man! I wanted to try and squeeze as many interesting flows as possible into this track! Glad it paid off! :)

[@epicnate113]

@@TheStupendium "glad it paid off" WAS THAT A PUN!

[@EliasPluto]

@@epicnate113 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@lerriboogusto7362]

Try at 1.25, more impressiveness

[@Rainbow-lr9uy]

When it comes to Stupendium’s videos: *SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*

[@kriegsman7585]

No retractions , no receipts

[@neonblade8591]

@@kriegsman7585 refund laws may stand on land, but not transactions planned at sea.

[@thaddaeuswong3574]

Neon Blade So if you’ve a gallery lacking in a masterpiece,

[@neonblade8591]

@@thaddaeuswong3574 Head down to the beach, I wouldn't cheat ya pal, we're family.

[@Rainbow-lr9uy]

Oh boy... so many likes...

[@AirshipsAloft]

I have no idea why but, out of all the great lines in this song "Don't be frugal, buy that Bruegel, I've got Degas for days" is the one that wormed its way into my brain and will now pop into my thoughts on a daily basis.

[@danbull]

Can anyone see my cameo in this video? It's right under your nose

[@docrofreborn7497]

No, I haven’t seen it, but while you’re here, are you interested in buying a Da Vinci authentic for almost 2 grand? And if you offer that plus half a hundred, who knows? You may even hit the lottery and get yourself some moolah and a Van Gogh.

[@ValeOfMuses]

You were in the Hieronymus Bosch painting, weren't you?

[@NovaTheSpaceWolf]

Found Dan Bull, 2:05 directly under the nose in the tub

[@SK-ps5el]

I initially thought you were talking about how the mustache looks like the curved horns of the Dan Bull logo, as if the 'stache was a reference. Boy was I wrong.

[@pjnoonan1423]

Of course I noticed your cameo. You were his mustache the whole time!

[@Nico-yu8dc]

I've wondered what you'd need that renaisance costume for... and after the green apple search you posted on twitter I was greatly confused about what would be coming next... But it all makes sense now

[@redphantom0019]

Oh? What's coming next?

[@incompleteindie]

@@redphantom0019 No, on his twitter, The Stupendium was complaining that prop green apples were hard to find; and he posted pics of him in the Renaissance costume. Both those got used in this video, which explains why he needed a green apple, and why a red one wouldn't work.

[@magicjinn]

I love how he's okay with theft, forgery and possibly murder but stealing a Bob Ross box-set is where he draws the line.

[@xyiux]

Professionals have standards

[@MrGemHunter]

Tom Nook: Monopoly Redd: Swindling the twin demons of capitalism

[@cutesymarie5441]

MrGemHunter Nook is the opposite of Redd, Tom Nook is just seen more as the villain then Crazy Redd.

[@MrGemHunter]

@@cutesymarie5441 yeah yeah I know, guy gets a bad rap, but the last song was about Tom Nook evil magnate so it makes a pair with this one.

[@cutesymarie5441]

MrGemHunter Yep, this is if Tom turned to greed, becoming the thing he hated. That’s why I like the songs, they add there own spin on it!

[@MrGemHunter]

@Marshall Kinnaird 2 words. Natural Monopoly.

[@Ahrlin9]

@Marshall Kinnaird You can easily get natural monopolies even in pure capitalism. Economies of scale from well established, large businesses beat out competition from newer upstarts, for example. Anyway, great song.

[@williamhowardtaft1592]

Player: “Man has anyone seen Pietro or Raymond? Cant find them anywhere...” Redd: 👁👁 “uh hey no need to ask such useless questions my buddy old pal my dearest chum, now, do ya want another Mona Lisa?”

[@animeperson9517]

I think your name contradicts your picture, -friend-

[@Beauryllium]

picipec xD

[@Hebrew2]

I spent so much time enjoying the wordplay and artist name puns that I completely failed to notice the threat to turn people into Damien Hirst artworks until it was actually pointed out to me. Well played.

[@ChichiAi]

Oooooooh! This is a different kinda flow compared to what I'm used to with your work!! Im diggin it!! Also I love the way you recreated the masterpieces, and artist puns for dayz

[@TheStupendium]

Thank you so much! :D

[@niko_8208]

At this point I'm certain this man can do no bad.

[@nucleargold695]

@@niko_8208 your exatly right

[@devinspencer1678]

I keep coming back for those art puns. And I'm not even an art nerd!

[@penguinpirate8779]

The name of “rogues gallery” is also genius

[@human7128]

The Stupendium somehow has the ability to impersonate every character to have ever existed no matter who they are

[@strongglad]

Why is Crazy Redd's accent so satisfying?! It just hits all the right notes in my little Brit brain!

[@MysteryEzekude]

What an amusingly sinister sequel to "Nook, Line and Sinker"! It's even one semitone up from Nook's song. Plus, it pulls out all the stops in presentation, especially with the live-action footage and costumes! What a fitting end to a musical trilogy!

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

Nice! One semitone?

[@-itskatduhhh-9793]

hate to say this, @Mystery Ezekude, but it BETTER BE MORE THAN A TRILOGY!!!!!!!!

[@monke7919]

Ya know it may not look like it i actually went thru an art school and I stole like 8 primers before I tried the alarm Great line

[@UsernameHere._.42]

I can’t say I expected this or knew that I wanted this, but I can sure as hell say I enjoyed it

[@ONE-vt1fz]

“I went to art school you know. I stole like, 8 crates of acrylic before I tripped the alarm”

[@MiningNatureYT]

Anyhoo, what can I do ya for pal?

[@diamondsx87]

Stupendium's quarantine cut really sells the whole thieving fox aesthetic

[@AlchemicKeyblader]

Man, this whole song was like I was looking out a window, watching and waiting, and then the sudden Damien Hirst reference came up behind me, snapped my neck, stole all my bells, and replaced all of my family photos with forgeries of the Mona Lisa. I love it.

[@CodyusedPSI]

That opening joke... I was listening to this while in a library doing homework... It caught me off guard... I laughed loudly. Good joke. Love it.

[@ReddCrystal]

The Stupendium dressed as a fox threatening to turn me into a Damien-Hirst-style art piece is not something I thought I would see, let alone call one of the best video game songs I've ever heard.

[@standardhuman400]

Alright I have nowhere else to say this so I’m saying it here: in the Damian hirst line, Raymond is all cut up in the background. C’mon, redd, so what if he wronged you? Do you have any idea how much he sells for on the black market?

[@Slash0mega]

I take it that is a artist known for brutal art? I havnt understood that line till now?

[@ReddCrystal]

​@@Slash0mega He makes art out of dead things a lot, but it's not particularly 'brutal' usually.

[@Red81849]

What kind of wretched SCOUNDREL would commit a dislike

[@punkfluff3395]

People who disliked the video: "Oh THAT hurts...😒"

[@leopoldoancheta8340]

@@punkfluff3395 "SaTiSfAcTiOn GuArAnTeEd"

[@erinfarmer1766]

No retractions

[@rfacproductions6552]

@@erinfarmer1766 No receipts

[@rfacproductions6552]

@Rachel Netzer but not Transactions planned at Seas

[@torazely]

Stupendium could voice Tom, Blathers, and Redd in an animal crossing animation and if you didn't know who he was you would not be able to tell it was the same person.

[@generalkt5398]

“Here’s a Lautrec that I’d hate *Toulouse.”* *You are a master at puns, my friend. Amazing song.*

[@soapiscooler]

Kandiski? Can-do-ski!

[@sewaddleverse9357]

Don't have him pick a fight with Sans. This man has over 100 puns on cups and drinks.

[@brightman2933]

@@sewaddleverse9357 That's going to be a lot for sans to swallow

[@sewaddleverse9357]

@@brightman2933 *Pulls out a shsotgun* SHUT UP. NOW.

[@brightman2933]

@@sewaddleverse9357 Or what?Am i gonna have a bad time?

[@buster7431]

My goodness. The Animal Crossing Stupedollogy is finally complete. And it's a glorious masterpiece. Quality guaranteed,absolutely authentic,genuine fire. And we've got old favorites returning,as well ! Glad to see Tom Nook is as concerned about the islanders' safety and well-being as usual and that Blathers paid his loan (with not crickets in sight!) There's also a hecklot of totally real art exhibits that I'm sure you actually rented from a very real museum to ensure authenticity. Also,after all those crooked businessmen you've brought to life,it would've been nice if you made a more street-level crook,say? But there ain't no crook 'round this turf. No sir. Just honest-as-ever Crazy Redd. That just the truth,punk. Now ah gotta go. Nothing suspicious,just business. Sorry,I just love expressing myself in English and your songs are always great at reminding me why I love this language ⭐🤩👍

[@furrettheferret9562]

Droid Buster yes I did and I sold the crickets to flick. Then got some back....

[@laim9844]

The Part Where Tom is talking in the background it looks like a dictatorship

[@grizlo6716]

You seem to have a knack for creative writing! you should consider writing some stories if you find it fun to express yourself

[@Koenigskupfer]

I'm normally not into rap, yet here I am. Coming back to your songs over and over and OVER AGAIN! Especially this one. Seriously, Stupes. Just found you not long ago and you really make me question my taste in music. Like. Really. Not just this song but EVERYTHING on your channel is just damn amazing (the channel trailer~). Thanks for doing what you are doing! You make a lot of people really happy, including me.

[@TheStupendium]

No, thank YOU for the support! I am glad you are enjoying my work! Welcome to the channel! :D

[@DuskAlimar]

"Honestly only a little at large" Only the smallest of felonies with the tiniest chance of divine retribution.

[@merp9610]

That sounds like a line that would be used in one of his songs

[@__8120]

Small felony with divine retribution? What is this doom? (The demons killing daisy and doomguy being essentially divine retribution)

[@angelnava6964]

Tom Nook: Capitalism is Correct with a hint of dictator. Blathers: Overall a wholesome song to Groove to and a fun beat. Crazy Redd: "It ain't Illegal if you're satisfied with the purchase, cousin."

[@djamtz]

The first one`s not an accurate theory

[@andro_king]

@@djamtz Сајоз нерушими респубљик слободних!

[@agentchaos5751]

On the subject Ton Nook, those banners oddly look like the kind that the divine order had...(DOS2 if you needed a refence.)

[@djamtz]

@@andro_king Wsztyxuuficvvj

[@psysloth1728]

JAM Martinez how much did Tom nook pay you to defend him?

[@blacknight1833]

2:34 Blathers what are you talking about that is obviously the Mona Lisa

[@Lyn-wn9vy]

This is incredibly creative... also “How big’s ya mailbox?” Killed me.

[@trondordoesstuff]

Stupendium: "I've done a lot of heavy character work and on occasion I've gotten real rappy but I’ve never really tried doing both at once." The second verse of "The West Was One":

[@TheStupendium]

I suppose so! I guess I didn't think of TWWO because though I'm doing a heavy accent, i'm not playing a particular 'character'. You make a good point though!

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

I went to see a Kandinsky exhibition last year and the line "Kandinsky? Can-do-ski!" kept on playing in my head over and over again. Thanks Stupes

[@jonhummel4341]

This song is a genuine masterpiece.

[@cherry414]

The entire thing is a masterpiece

[@CharlesTheGreatestPlan]

Don’t give redd the idea to sell this song!

[@someindividual2151]

I keep rewatching it, your production values are just insane. It's not just how well you do the editing, it's just.. The humor present in every detail. It's blatant these are labors of love, and it's why they're always so amazing.

[@TheStupendium]

Thank you so much! The small details are often the most fun part, it means a lot when folks notice and appreciate them! :)

[@ashtonpope3070]

"Cuz I got a lotta costs to offset. I spent a lotta dollar on that Bob Ross boxset." Me when people ask why my commission prices are so high.

[@15oClock]

"Refund actions may stand on land, but not transactions planned at sea." Perfect.

[@generalpuggamer9336]

My god. Another hit song? It revolts me that you haven't at least reached 1 mil yet! Most catchy songs on youtube. Absolutely flawless again!

[@Neonprettykitty]

Wow... These lyrics are genuinely better written than the majority of mainstream rap... 😳

[@flamingoodness4923]

While I personally prefer the animated characters, there’s no denying this is still just fantastic! The flow, the sinisterness, it all blends into something just fun to watch and listen to! Love your stuff man!

[@senormoppy8137]

Any way we can frame a video? Cuz this belongs in a museum!

[@project_lightblue877]

Where have I seen you before?

[@cr4pokemon21]

Yes, it’s called a TV

[@furrettheferret9562]

It’s not fake so...I guess we could

[@darkostars8926]

I love the joke. If that was your intention. Good job.👏👏👏

[@sorrow2896]

I’m still laughing and I saw this two hours ago

[@mksmith3953]

its 4 years old but i love how its set up like an ad from a sleazy car lot and the line "Satisfaction guaranteed No retractions, no receipts Refund laws may stand on land But not transactions planned at sea" is perfect

[@nugget1631]

Stupendium Bob Ross is the best thing I’ve seen in a while On another note, the way you use the music, accents, rhythm, and lyrics to expand on the personality of every character is beyond cool, and that’s an understatement.

[@darylchurch2115]

That "How big's ya mailbox?" made me laugh harder than I should have XD

[@alicornknight6019]

If Crazy Redd ever goes on trial, the witness should play this song for the judge as evidence

[@butterflyutonium1661]

The prosecutor would have a field day with this.

[@RockingSpaceDragon]

Just like Redd, you've swindled us again! Surely an animal crossing song can't GENUINELY be THIS GOOD!

[@septicaemia5699]

If you look closely at around 1:31 it shows a split second of the scene in nook, line and sinker where tom is jumping in the money at the end. Dont know if it means anything, i just think its cool and needed pointing out

[@bluecretan7441]

Redd recorded over the other videos

[@300IQPrower]

The name of the song alone makes it a _masterpiece_ and speaking of art pieces take a shot every time Stupendium flexes his artistry knowledge.

[@Star60WasTaken]

Nintendo: *Releases Animal Crossing New Horizons* Stupendium: I can milk you

[@ayoplo]

Who are we to complain when the milk’s this good?

[@youraverageshitposter9083]

MILK?! How dare you, this shit is MAPLE SYRUP gormet shit

[@leosangome866]

dont get wrong i love the stupendium but ya i think because nook line and sinker did so well he is try to get it again and the second one he made was not that bad but this was not the best he could do i hope he starts doing different games again

[@zjthegodz9170]

leo sangome you are deaf this is gold

[@djamtz]

@@youraverageshitposter9083 Language and you are wrong! This is not s-word! This is a masterpiece while all you have is trash like what`s in your mouth right now

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Now that we've seen Stupes in a fox outfit, I think I can speak for most of us and say we need them in a Cosmo outfit.

[@scouttyra]

+

[@UlshaRS]

The way you spin these characters they are scarier than anything that FNAF offered up.

[@backslashbackslash]

The amount of production that goes into these videos are insane. Every song you’ve made hasn’t disappointed.

[@theminecraftweeb1008]

Me watching this for the 5th time and I'm just now noticed 4:04 there was a pun "framed"

[@coltongrellier64]

The art may be fake, but the video is a genuine masterpiece. Trust me.

[@Feniiku]

I love this, all the artist puns, and the costumes, and the dodgy tv advert style! Great work as always stupendium, continue being awesome! I wonder how long did it take to nail the 'Screw your turnips I can turn a profit taking turns /At taking Turners and turning them to takings -' lines down? I'd trip up on that forever!

[@johngleeman8347]

1:39 This whole segment was inspired! Masterful wordplay.

[@FurryEncyclopaedia]

"Also, it's a full-on rap number. In the past I've done a lot of heavy character work and on occasion I've gotten real rappy but I’ve never really tried doing both at once. So this was me trying to do as many interesting flows whilst staying in character. Did I succeed?" Yes cousin, you always mange to pull off what ever you attempt, you succeed with flying marks. Have a good day Stupendium. (KZbin was late on notifying me about this work of art.)

[@arcagatchi4426]

Satisfaction guaranteed? Sounds about right for this song.

[@gamedifficulty_4230]

I just noticed that there’s a flash of a picture of Blather’s at 2:57, which is a nice callback to These Hallowed Wings ...Or perhaps Red has hacked into the TV network and hijacked an advert for the museum...

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

The rap flows so smoothly that if you cut the words out, the beat wouldn't alter any. It doesn't have to hesitate or pause on syllables, it just washes over them like the ocean and the last customer who cried forgery. ...have I said too much?

[@djamtz]

Those were plushie animals

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@djamtz yeah, yeah... they are now...

[@docrofreborn7497]

Also, @Kitten, you ‘n I will go on a fishing trip someday, won’t we, pal?

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

@@docrofreborn7497 We will...? (^～^;)ゞ

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@CelestialBunnyPaws yeah. And either we find a “big fish” and cook it, or one of us may tragically drown. Capishe?

[@jabruta8779]

I didn’t like raps, but you just changed my mind on that.

[@rattatoing1521]

Eminem: i am a rap god Stupendium: hold my cardboard fox

[@sarvashaktimaan7106]

Don't mind me. Just feeding a comment to the algorithm.

[@jackfrost6068]

Same

[@ddlcfan5539]

I as well