we NEED to talk about matty healy AGAIN before tortured poets

[@itsnotthatd33p]

"girl if ur gonna be dating this dog... you gotta give him a bath" im dying of laughing

[@annamariesieberns9894]

Maybe the black dog isn’t about depression, but maybe it’s about him!

[@happynealltdpolly]

and buy a new leash 😂

[@Eli-gr5vx]

Guess she needs to give this tattooed golden retriever a bath...

[@Uhohlisa]

She wrote that one song for fans like him

[@chelleymarie2129]

“Maybe she was just tired of sitting at home watching him play Chopsticks on the piano and pretending to clap and cheer for him…” no one does insults quite like you. I literally choked on my flavored beverage.

[@toniamichael236]

Same😂

[@HereForGoodVibes]

I LOVED that line

[@gpelomundo]

Same, I'm screaming 😂😂😂😂

[@tamardolev1664]

THIS HAD ME GAGGED

[@hannahseling1513]

You know this actually sounds like a line that would be in one of her songs, weirdly reminds me of champagne problems

[@kellye.5678]

The amount of Healy songs on this album has me disturbed. Blondie really was unhinged 😭

[@dishavyas]

Ikrrrr

[@dishavyas]

Like but daddy I love him!!!!

[@lmao-uo4sv]

@@dishavyas dude i fucking hate Ratty. FFS Jover is for real over for good this time :((

[@arilution]

makin me sick bruh 😭 i wanted to hear abt joe not m*tty

[@reka6762]

Did I watch the 'Calcium' Harris 15 seconds part five times cackling? You bet your ass I did :-)

[@samijohnston8003]

“a small amount of real estate”💀

[@cristaw2078]

I had to literally pause and replay the part where you said “not a gobble to be heard around the port-a-potties” like that was golden

[@skylarschnedorf]

tbh I was piiiiiiissssseeeeddddddd when she sang at the 1975 show (I was jealous).

[@ghostdream]

Now we know that most of TTPD songs are Ratty songs 😂

[@faegibb4043]

"Playing chopsticks on the piano" 😂😂😂

[@meg0769]

I believe that Taylor was grasping for a new invisible string w Matty Healy and that’s why she made the “my life finally makes sense” comment. She was pulling at all of the threads and trying to knit herself a cardigan.

[@jaqijarboe3374]

Bless. I was hoping to hear from you before Friday

[@jonasreich3607]

Zach... please get some sleep before ttpd. You have been making videos non stop this year. I live the nosleepologist, but you are becoming the insomniologist. Lol. Can't wait for your reaction video this weekend

[@smarrtie2571]

This is the most creative comment I've ever seen lmao

[@theswiftologist]

No rest for the wicked....

[@jackielehman8945]

I'm all for self care, but 🤫

[@singingwithbecca]

I honestly thought about that too 😭😭

[@katenicholson4152]

Live and let live! With love 🩷

[@Nerdosaurous]

Jack really said “Taylor needs new content” and threw Healy at her 😂

[@hey10124]

Thinking of him knowing all the secrets AND being matchmaker kinda gives the vibe of a funny yet sick game of your therapist setting you up with another client of theirs.

[@e.B.FanFic]

AHAHAHA

[@faeriegraver]

Lmao

[@megan-mr9vk]

@@hey10124there is something sinister about financially gaining from someone having messy relationships. reality tv stuff

[@abell509]

Lol Yes. He's the turkey's opposite and and helped her reset her energy.

[@sarahkeling7124]

"Jack Antanoff hold's everyone's secrets"---true true 😂

[@tylertyler3214]

The true Gretchen weiners to Taylor’s “Regina George in sheep’s clothing”

[@morgantaylor517]

He totally knows where the bodies are buried!

[@hey10124]

⁠@@tylertyler3214I hate the analogy because of how it gets used to describe TS but it really fits so well 🫥

[@nishthagupta1357]

😂😂😂😂

[@onlyhousestarklivesmatter]

Lmao you asking “was it ever really that serious” and then Tortured Poets Department gets dropped being completely about Matty Healey. She really was down bad for him 🤣🤣🤣

[@pabloescobarschanclas]

let’s be real, she’s still down bad for him and travis is the rebound. it matty came knocking tomorrow, she’d drop travis like a sack of potatoes.

[@chelseygarrett4221]

​@@pabloescobarschanclasagreed

[@mehwhatevah]

@@pabloescobarschanclas agreed.

[@alizalieb3962]

@@pabloescobarschanclas disagreed!

[@pabloescobarschanclas]

@@alizalieb3962 good for you, want an award or something?

[@alexnicole6806]

We deserve financial compensation for the "You know who you are. I love you." FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES.

[@MissLinguiniNoodle]

No srsly! I remember when that shit came out it was right after I had a major surgery where they overdosed me on opioids and I apparently stopped breathing and shit and after seeing this I was convinced I was actually dead☠️ like this HAD to be hell. It‘s still shocking to me that this was not all just a weird hallucination i had ☠️

[@i.8231]

i still think she was trolling lmaoo

[@whatasillybilly]

Prepare to keep fighting

[@tabathaarria9558]

that felt like a violation of my rights and freedom 💀

[@lauranalyzing7679]

​@@MissLinguiniNoodlethis is so fucking funny

[@regulusarcturusblack13]

8:09 "Jack holds a lot of people's secrets"... that's why his glasses are so big...

[@jubilee4]

They're full of *secrets* 🤫

[@giannalosik8144]

loving the mean girls reference 😛😛

[@roarkwaswright]

He sure does. Have you read the PowerPoint about him and Lorde?

[@jubilee4]

@@roarkwaswright huh? Source please

[@jobroz01]

I think i found it drive.google.com/file/d/1rFJuHw8zQ0iBkcYQNr6FABPvW0Rm4RW2/view

[@alex..cas09]

it's always a good day to discuss whatever tf went down a year ago

[@theswiftologist]

tea

[@AMoniqueOcampo]

How I felt during the Matty Healy month-long rebound Phase 1: Who's Matty Healy anyway? Phase 2: EW! Phase 3: Madness Mantra- "It's just a rebound. It's just a rebound." Phase 4: THEY BROKE UP! *pops champagne like Barney and Robin in How I Met Your Mother*

[@reginanewport-so3du]

Accurate

[@greggoat6570]

What mental illness causes someone to be this invested in the relationship of two random celebrities? Seek help, although I bet you won’t and will just get defensive and double down and vent to your ten cars instead.

[@catg2282]

Same vibes!!!

[@philjan23]

*this* If (gross_rebound) == true then this.method(autocomplete)

[@akashvalsan6609]

Legendary 😂

[@lbenner97]

our last swiftologist video before TPD🤭🤭

[@jackielehman8945]

As if! 😅

[@Hawther]

Well now Taylor is going to do something insane and require an emergency video

[@philjan23]

​@@Hawtherlike literally spawning a library in the middle of New York City?

[@allijohnson1228]

Having now listened to the album, we didn't even KNOW how much we needed to talk about Matty Healy.

[@Step_19313]

OMG FR! why is there so much matty healy on her albums 😭I'm dying!!!!

[@pabloescobarschanclas]

@@Step_19313 because your girl and that man are meant for each other in a very twisted way.

[@mewsao]

​@@pabloescobarschanclas twinflames

[@mewsao]

​@@pabloescobarschanclas twinflame

[@mehwhatevah]

@@Step_19313 because she loves him, clearly, and has for over a decade.

[@cheshirecatswiftie]

“No one is hearing the gobble around the portapotties.” 😂😂😂

[@theswiftologist]

TTPD HAS LEAKED. I've said it a million times but I do NOT engage with leaks or spoilers, and if you spoil anything from me you will be instantly blocked on all platforms no exceptions and kept on my blacklist. Dishonor on you and your family.

[@elliagroneberg3688]

all i can say is you’re going to be very GAGGED. (please don’t block me anything taylor puts out would gag you) also i hope you don’t get spoiled. stay off socials

[@jubilee4]

How the fuck has it leaked?! 😭😭😭 What is wrong with people 😤😤😤

[@reemajose1419]

Could 'But Daddy, I love him' or 'I can fix him (no really I can) be about Ratty Healy? lmao

[@tcoonn]

I sincerely need them to be about him

[@user-qo2jv1tz8i]

Oh it is

[@whatasillybilly]

🤭

[@Tickle-xh2nb]

You bet! From what I've heard...most songs in the album are about Ratty Healy.

[@ck4yismee13]

People started to say this album is mostly about Ratty and i'm scared 😭

[@trisjannessa]

This was 100% the most hilarious video you’ve ever made. I was laughing out loud like an idiot.

[@julia9557]

Same, I laughed out loud SO mnay times 😂

[@katiet5170]

Me too. Someone needs to snatch this guy up for a major network or publication... but then we wouldn't have him here making us laugh.

[@Iman-iy7gc]

saaaaame!!! i love him

[@rachellieberman]

The MOST incriminating part of this entire arc was her performing at the 1975 show. There would be no reason to do that if she wasn't already with or interested in Matty.

[@addiegabriel9333]

The mirrored mouthing of the “this song is for you… I love you” was insane, certifiable behavior.

[@teresaspedaliere6114]

it was a dare. she was dared to do it. you can see the regret on her face as soon as she said it. (this is what i choose to believe)

[@madeupname3008]

I erased this from my memory omg

[@tabathaarria9558]

mental illness

[@bringiton5282]

You guys are killing me 🤣🤣🤣

[@lovelover4408]

Everyone we know understands why it’s meant to be… because we’re crazy 🤪

[@dr3m1ly]

“a small amount of real estate” boy do I have news for you

[@Hawther]

I have noticed friends who get out of long relationships go hard very fast with the next guy - "love" is exchanged after like a week, they're handing out keys, making all their friends meet this dude... Then before I've even learned their last name, *poof* never seen again. It's like all that big relationship stuff was a reflex they had to un-learn. The oxytocin from finally getting laid againjust rips through their brain and scrambles it temporarily. Taylor just did that on stage.

[@shelleygoodwin6371]

I can't imagine doing anything remotely like this after my past long term relationships 😅 I do see this sometimes but I feel like only certain people are even capable of this behaviour. It's even more insane that Taylor of all people in her position openly acted like this too 😅 BUT of course I still ily Taylor and we'll never know the whole situation in detail anyway

[@English3Muffin]

The Matty Healy moment was so funny. I couldn’t believe how up in arms people were. Longtime fans literally from the start unstanned her. I love her and Travis, but there was something about the chaos in the fandom that was endlessly entertaining to me. 😂

[@SunshineRiptide]

I’ve been a fan since 2006. When I heard her and Matty where dating I was like meh. It won’t last. But yeah it was entertaining people were freaking out. It’s like chill they aren’t end game lol. She wanted a fling I think. IMO.

[@annaphallactic]

She got under Matty to get over Joe and honestly she could've done worse. Some of the weird accusations thrown at Matty (people calling him a Nazi was truly bizarre as hell) just reeked of people grasping at straws to use the affair as just another excuse to hate her.

[@Exorcist364xs]

I know. I thought Matty wasn’t that attractive but atm I really didn’t care. I was like hey girl go get you some! And I don’t care for Travis but I’m like hey girl whatever makes you happy and he’s not being a turd.

[@Exorcist364xs]

@@SunshineRiptideEXACTLY as an older young GEN X’r who’s had her own adventures, I thought hey girl go get you some! Have some fun!

[@soulfireonfire6423]

⁠@@annaphallactic They were lies! Some Clipped , edited n news articles from a news source taking what they thought was an I gotcha moment about the porn site from a podcast channel the newspaper was just waiting to get kicked off you tube,. That Matty … he was never on that site! EVER!! The Nazi deal same BS! Taking. something he did and completely twisted it around. So thanks to one of Matty’s Jewish fans who got frustrated hearing people repeat propaganda… Wrong hand for a Hitler Salute! When he was doing that and saying thank you , he was calling out Kayne West for his antisemitic words but also throwing in the Thank You gif when West was sitting in Trumps lap for a period of time and on a video you see either West or Trump saying THANK YOU to the other! Last but not least Spice deal…. go listen … it’s mug him speaking . He never ever said a word about Ice Spice It’s not him talking !! They recanted laugh and joking around when the huggers started talking about Ice Spice . So for those who say he was laughing at what they were saying, that’s a really big assumption!!! But people still roll with all the lies because then they would have to admit they are still believing everything they hear from the media even after the last decade they haven’t learned they’re lesson yo research befits you believe !!! Is he controversial.. Yes .. he’d not a government person he feels the hard the cause gif all the division and hate in his country along with his media. He’s 100% correct! Has he had his issues and find some stupid things publicly at his concerts … yes!!! And so…. so what!!!! There are plenty of artist who show their axx during their careers here and there. Who cares!!! You’re a fan for their music. Depending on how much of a fan you are of their music, and their artistry shows at times like these when that fan thinks they have the right to judge them on their personal life, via cheesy media, when it’s non of the fans business anyway!!! Those aren’t fans… they are delusional self entitled stalkers at that point. News flash … THEY DON’T KNOW THEM!!! LOL!! Marty’s songs are awesome!!! His songs reveal he’s nothing like what people ran with from a twisted news platform!!!

[@Stizef2]

This album is, like, 90% Matty coded. And he knew it would be - remember his rant? “Do not come for me. Trust me. You know who I’m talking to. Honestly, you know who you are. I’m as mental as I seem. I have the receipts. Don’t f**k with me. Trust me.” Messiness ahead.

[@pabloescobarschanclas]

wait, more info needed, when and where did he say this?

[@pabloescobarschanclas]

@@jubilee4 oof….we are in for an interesting rest of the year, to say the least 💀

[@jubilee4]

​@@pabloescobarschanclas yeah, 💯. There's no way it was ended amicably 💀💀 and even if it was, gloves are off now. Taylor rang the bell first with ttpd and it's bound to snowball out of control when matty releases a response but i hope that swifties won't send death threats to the band or matty again. 😔

[@mehwhatevah]

I'm not so sure that was directly specifically at Taylor. I would imagine she let him hear all of it before it was released, through Jack if not directly. I think it was at Swifties who might re-emerge when he'd gotten rid of them by leaving her.

[@WalkingFishTaco]

Hot take maybe but ratlor was ten times more entertaining and fun than any news Joe and her ever made💀

[@stargazer3677]

🤢

[@aditipankaj3553]

who's gonna tell him? 💀

[@ampmusic3852]

Don’t tell him no spoilers

[@hibiismeal300]

Taylor is a people pleaser, I wish you would a video about this one day. Her relationship with fans and caving in to their demands ( like more Lana on snow on the beach) and how that effects her and feeds it to the fans desire. Like Kpop fans demanded their favs do something and punishing them if they do not. Love your videos and cannot wait for your reaction to TTPOD.

[@ChristopherMarshburn]

He has made this point in quite a few of his videos. That from childhood her need to be accepted is at the core of her being. It’s why she creates and will never stop. It’s a blessing and a curse in a way. I believe her romantic relationships have in one way or another been a rebellion against this need to be accepted. At least until Travis.

[@TheFrancoPhiler]

This is way too much litigation for a 34 year old who can have sex with a jerk if it’s really what she wants to do……..

[@ayomidedareabel5525]

​​@@ChristopherMarshburntbh I just think the validation from dating them was just more important than what anyone thought of her lol. That's why I believe she didn't just like matty. She jst dated him to make joe jealous and show him that she can still pull men. Speaking from experience as i had also done the same lol. If she did she'd have stuck by him like the way she has with travis despite all the backlash they both face from being with each other. I kinda love how she's absorbing his unbothered energy lol. You want to be mad at him for chugging a beer on his own podcast, well I'm just going to wear his merch and make more money for him😂😂

[@melissaelle2068]

… But that song really did need more Lana. She did her dirty the first go.

[@Nothereforit174]

@@ChristopherMarshburnand the baseball comment is just a hyperbolic example, if she can talk about wanting to kill someone’s girlfriend, I can be dramatic too

[@TheClairelikescats]

I was at Arlington N1 where she replaced invisible string with the 1 and that's when I knew in my heart it was joeover

[@theswiftologist]

historical day

[@TheClairelikescats]

@@theswiftologist it truly was lol

[@CarlaYT]

The 1 is definitely about Healy

[@TheClairelikescats]

@CarlaYT well yes, but changing invisible string to the 1 was definitely sending us all a batman symbol in the sky that something had happened

[@spellhex6213]

The version that Matty might’ve been referring to is Slut! Allegedly, Slut was supposed to be a collab between The 1975 and Taylor, and I believe some alternative lyrics (Matty’s part) leaked on the internet. So, mayhaps that what he was referring to…

[@annaphallactic]

Okay but that was proven to be fake. It was clearly something that a person photoshopped and printed. It didn't even match the continuity of the 1989 TV artwork.

[@spellhex6213]

@@annaphallactic AHH I see… I had no idea that was proven to be fake, and thanks for telling me :)

[@ruslanagracheva5252]

This aged so well

[@ashleysbored6710]

You were right, we did need to talk about Matty

[@isiii17]

swiftologist really be hustling because our fav blondie dated that creature of a man 😵‍💫 so glad to finally unpack this messy era

[@theswiftologist]

in hindsight its even funnier

[@user-qo2jv1tz8i]

This album is messy, so you’ll be getting a lot of that

[@pridemoth_]

Look, admittedly I am one of the dreaded newer Swifties, but I vividly remember watching this whole thing from the sidelines and just being baffled at how serious everyone was about it. I was just like, "She JUST got out of a longterm relationships, of course she wants to do a rockstar about it for a little bit" It was truly wild to witness, like it just never seemed *that* serious to me lmao.

[@theswiftologist]

You wouldn't get how major it was if you weren't a fan like sawryyyyyyy without the build up....it doesn't hit!

[@pridemoth_]

@@theswiftologist what I was saying is I didn't get the people who were so so mad about it, I'm not trying to steal any valor or whatever

[@HaHa-lx9yo]

Honestly and according to my experience, the shortest flings gives you the most intense emotions.

[@Cyn8201]

Matty has been her muse for over 10 years. The lore is deep with these two. The 1 and Cardigan are about him.

[@AndromanKaya]

This is blowing my mind, folklore is my fav tay album and now it's been called into question!!!

[@Cyn8201]

@@AndromanKaya I need to go back to 1989 and onward. I thought it was about Harry and fortnight mv she's referenced The 1975 last album and included Style images. Same with Reputation, there is a verse in Peter linked to Dancing with our Hands tied and Cardigan. She is in the 75 fandom herself.

[@AndromanKaya]

@@Cyn8201 omg the lore runs so deep 😭😭😭

[@kim3295]

@@Cyn8201the 1975 hadnt even released their debut album when she wrote 1989. It’s about Harry.

[@makaelabrewer4689]

Calvin Harris is still upset to this day 😂

[@theswiftologist]

as he should be. loser !!

[@colleenfinnegan4967]

I just love that his wife plays Taylor’s music when he isn’t home 😂

[@shelleysmith6667]

She was in a really avoidant, distanced relationship with Joe. She wanted him BAD and finally saw her answers in not Joe, but in Matty. She projected twin flames. Both musicians, etc etc. Feeling stuffed away, she was ready to get in touch with her darker side that wasn't raised in upper middle class USA. She wanted down the rabbit hole Healy offered. But he snatched it away. It's not her path and it closed up before she got a chance to balance her new feelings into reality. That about did her in on top of the Joe stuff. And her new tour that propelled her to super-duper stardom attention during it all. I think she struggles to feel as intense with the right guy if it's Travis than with the euphoric high of matty and her latent longings and searching for that elusive happiness. Glitch and all songs about lusty love, the highs... on midnight are about Healy. I sure hope she got good therapy after that whiplash of hers... What a midlife crisis!!!! I love how much she feels. She describes situations I've also felt from my life. The excruciating pain of a quick, new love snatched away while you were just getting excited to shift. Oh lordy!!!!

[@TucksNaughtyham]

Did your head explode the second you realized that Taylor Swift was secretly in love and fantasizing about Matty Healy the entire Joe Alwyn relationship? Think about that

[@sunshineyrainbows13]

Shhh Guilty as Sin is too loud 😭

[@MarcDoesNotKnow]

it seems like she felt the need to stick by joe bc he saved her from the trenches of 2016.. like the only thanks she could offer was being in a relationship with him

[@wahwahnwe]

Just listened to ttpd DOUBLE ALBUM and feels like 80% of the songs are about Mattt Healy 😮

[@A-Milly-A]

Girl you're going to be screaming, crying, throwing up in about 14.5 hours time.

[@Hermionee-Jean-Granger]

ZACH YOU CAME AT SUCH A GREAT TIME LMAO I WAS FEELING SO DOWN RN FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND I JUST GOT THIS NOTIF THANK YOU SO MUCH NOW I HAVE SMTH TO DISTRACT MYSELF BY😭💛

[@theswiftologist]

boots hermione! abracadabra or whatever y'all say!

[@Hermionee-Jean-Granger]

@@theswiftologist that's so sweet of you mate T^T

[@brittanyparistx]

Bruh. I’m from the future. IT’S ALL ABOUT MATT HEALY. IT’S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT MATT HEALY.

[@OldRepublicPodcastORP]

Plot twist: Matt Healy was a red herring.

[@henrywayne5724]

funniest moment to me: "He lets her bejeweled"

[@ericagreene1579]

Omg that was so awful lol

[@caromorales07]

This video is not gonna age well :/

[@ampmusic3852]

Don’t tell him

[@martasorangeberry]

Taylor has the issue that she cares to much about public view of her. When she was younger it was that she was always so broken-hearted and 'playing the victim' so she started to jump into new relationships quickly after a break up like Poor Tom Hiddleston or Ratty Healy to show everyone how very over it and fine she is after her 2 most important long term relationships ended. Both of those rebounds she was flaunting them- jetting around the world or jumbotron love annaucemtns 🙄 The lady doth protest too much, methinks! 😂

[@longsai94]

Matty will definitely be a central theme in her new album. She chose the TRUMAN BLACK eagle brewery in London as one of the places for her spotify TTPD posters. If that's not a hint I don't know what is.

[@Mavis-Tanya]

Things to add to this!!! - Taylor asked Matty and 1975 to open for the 1989 tour and he said no - Taylor sang a 1975 song at the show, the City, which is the song he sang to her when she came to his show and only stared at her - about you was on her tour pre-show setlist and Question was on his

[@bimmy6823]

He sang fallingforyou to her at the 2014 show, not The City. At least I think

[@bunnymoon9130]

i hate to say this, but I’m actually grateful for the Matty Healy era. it helped her to get over joever, and i hope that’s why her relationship with Travis is actually healthy and happy. Travis wasn’t the first one after turkey to show up for her (remember Matty flying across the globe to Nashville). so this way it’s not like she pulled a complete 180 with Travis, Matty served as a mediator (i’m sorry i know). i just want her to be happy and have a healthy love and if that means we had to go through the may of 2023, then let it be it

[@theswiftologist]

its all a bit really in the end

[@bunnymoon9130]

@@theswiftologist just watched till the end! can’t wait for your ttpd videos🫡

[@bunnymoon9130]

@@theswiftologist just watched till the end! can’t wait for your ttpd videos🫡

[@jackielehman8945]

Yep. After what seemed like a gaslit heavy relationship, one really just needs any warm body to bring you back to your reality. And then it's time to go...

[@angelamarie4137]

I'm pretty sure Travis worships the ground she walks on, and I'm here for it.

[@mr.icecream7880]

I LOVE the look! Midnights blue looks amazing on you!

[@theswiftologist]

thank you!!

[@jackielehman8945]

Omg yes! 💙 we love!

[@ale.arsic23]

oh boy... prepare for what's about to come lmao

[@holly289]

that moment when she lip synced “i love you” during cardigan it all went absolutely nuts in the fandom

[@Donna-C]

But Daddy I love him!

[@charlotte092689]

"these 3 songs will be about Ratty" oh Zach...

[@alexlefay]

Zach did you hear the leaked album before recording this video? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@sophiafinucane1724]

You seriously have a 6th sense covering ratty at your last topic before TTPD release….😧

[@katkat1502]

27:42 the fact that Joe was the one to get three songs after all and every other song on the album being about Matty makes this so hilarious 😂

[@TheLizard199]

It’s such a diss on Joe, honestly. Like how she didn’t write about Calcium

[@stargazer3677]

@@TheLizard199 Calvin did get songs, later, and the biggest diss was towards Tom, who only got one, where she admitted she was just drinking when she was with him, and it was no Love Story. Poor guy got used.

[@mina_2079]

Idk really what's happening in Taylor's mind. But I remember in one of her interviews, she said she won't write a break-up song about someone when she's not sure they're over. Maybe one of the reasons that we don't have many of Joe's songs is because she hasn't moved on yet. Or maybe she still has feelings for him and respects his private life.

[@TheLizard199]

@@stargazer3677 wait which ones? genuinely wasn't aware

[@AP-ds9pj]

I love that, as per the chapters, this is just 25 minutes of "tea".

[@angelinamachulka865]

I'm watching this after listening TTPD (more like PTSD). Girl...

[@tpstps85]

PTSD 😭😭😭 same girl, same.

[@sydniii]

As much as I want to refuse to believe cardigan is ACTUALLY about him, there’s something about the “when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite” lyric that won’t leave my mind now 💀

[@melanygomez613]

“This song is about you. You know who you are. I love you” is my Roman Empire

[@giofrancotrain18essence]

And they didn't end up

[@reginanewport-so3du]

My Taylor Swift group on FB went from 50,000 to 400,000 last year. It was a chaotic year in the fandom.

[@katieliagridonis]

Genuine question --- you say that you don't like joe because you think he's boring. Why does that make you hate him so much? (Like, I don't have strong feelings about him either way because I genuinely just view him as an average Joe (pardon the pun)). And I'm looking to have an actual discussion here, I'm not trying to be sarcastic.

[@angelamarie4137]

She finally crawled out of the heirloom turkey's torture dungeon and rebounded hard with the most sketchy guy possible. I think Ratty was all about getting revenge on Joe, IMO. The turkey probably didn't like him, and she knew it would piss him off. The fact that Ratty and Taylor recorded a song together for Midnights that didn't make the cut may have been because of Joe. Maybe he was jealous.

[@lisamlamarche900]

I mean….calling out Jack for “reuniting these two dumb asses for a summer of chaos”- hysterical😂😂

[@bronwyn117]

She answered ALL of your questions on the TTPD! Crazy!

[@Pt-11]

Girl. Take. A. Nap. We need you in t-minus 40 hours(ish).

[@Reylandson]

Girl, did you have access to inside tea??? Because 😹😹😹

[@veronicamoravega7754]

“a small amount” and people who listened to the leak are saying its almost all about matty 😭💀

[@sarahkeling7124]

I like this era a lot because by rebounding with someone so wild and different Taylor is agreeing with us that Joe, is indeed, a *boring* heirloom Turkey...

[@user-qo2jv1tz8i]

Suffering from depression

[@marymcginnis8255]

I agree with Taylor's original assessment of Joe- Gorgeous!🌺

[@nickybull2361]

“If you’re gonna date this dog you need to give him a bath” I am done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@varsharawat9188]

21:03 "get away from her" , taylor called this out in "but daddy i love him". and whole ttpd being about matty instead of just three songs is so funny now.

[@lmao-uo4sv]

literally the song was about everyone including fans dissing ratty healy ..and taylor in the eras tour saying she had never been happier blah blah blah literally telling us to shut up.. lol!!!! I cannot believe a rebound for only a couple months deserves so many songs in an album we have been longing for...thought that it was all about her precious London Boy Joe smh

[@Magentamagnet]

​@@lmao-uo4sv it's wasn't just a rebound, it's a situationship since 2014 fling.... & She's saying she knows who's to call when she's fresh out the Slammer.... Like girl what- Stay single for while yk

[@varsharawat9188]

@@lmao-uo4sv taylor has been writing songs about short lived (few months long) romances since debut and they were always passionate and emotional. Now that i think of it I guess she can't write songs about her break up of long romances (calvin, joe), may be she is not inspired when these long term romance end.

[@lmao-uo4sv]

@@varsharawat9188 yea ur right. Sometimes the relationship is short for a reason - chaotic, crazy, fascinating sentiments rush like a roller coaster. But still i don't like ratty healy

[@lmao-uo4sv]

@@Magentamagnet then Joe has done nothing that wrong!! From the lyrics I only see him being depressed but honestly it's just his personality and they had a good time and everything has run to its course that's all

[@ultravioletgaia]

Lol you compare him to a dog when she said he's a tatooed golden retriver

[@abhinavupadhyay3738]

Zach.... you'll probably block me for this, but this video is gonna be much MUCH more relevant in 2 days....that's all I'll say, I'm sorry

[@richmaxmchalliwchester1984]

Even though it would be so much easier to just move on and completely forget about Ratty Healy interlude i need some answers to my questions before i do that. I really need at least 1 song on TTPD to tell us what was going on. Ratty was always a mysterious character in Taylor lore so i need her to reveal a bit of this mystery before i can finally move on.

[@zoc.6922]

The Ratty Healy interlude was such a silly time. All I could do was laugh. Taylor needed a rebound after clawing her way out of the heirloom turkey's basement.

[@milaces1323]

I must have amnesia because i had already forgotten everything that went down during Taylor`s brief Ratty Healy interlude lol. Thanks for your flawless job king Zach 👑

[@brittanyr9471]

My brain deleted it from memory as a self preservation tactic.

[@giofrancotrain18essence]

It was so fast, they break up, and we have travis kelce

[@jojoart571]

I love how you’re the only swift channel that says it how it is without sugarcoating stuff just because you love her but will call her out when needed to 😂

[@jennymarti5868]

Hope you’re doing ok after so much Ratty on TTPD

[@txtort1]

Hey Zach- Can we get an explanation on the genesis of the title "Heirloom Turkey"? I love it 😂 🎉 We are down to HOURS til TTPD!!! Can't wait for your reaction video!

[@dreamchaser7603]

If we only knew what was coming… Matty Heally Album!! 😅 Swifties are so not ready for it and I’m living for it!! I find it absolutely hilarious! 😂 Taylor said „F** You, bitches!!“ I can’t wait to hear your take on it!

[@kaseyinthesky]

JUST CALL YOUR LOCAL PSYCHIC I MEAN SWIFTOLOGIST FOR YOUR DELUSIONAL YET HIGHLY ACCURATE FORCAST my god the accuracy Zach joe turkey who?

[@kaseyinthesky]

DID SHE CALL HIM A DOG ON TRACK 2????? ☠️☠️☠️

[@Sara-hhhh]

Sounds like she cheated with Matty and Joe dumped her

[@stargazer3677]

All tarot readers and psychics said Joe dumped her.

[@OntarioAtOrion]

20:59 Your friend said "Get away from her" and Taylor put "Stay away from her" in quotes as what the "sabateurs" said while protesting too much in "But Daddy I love Him" 😮

[@alexlefay]

Honestly... kinda want Matty to drop receipts about Taylor in his next album. I want the other's part version and i want the mess. Because clearly Taylor cheated on Joe with Matty, they were together longer than we know officially and the whole mess is messy and I want it to get messier!

[@walkingtheline1729]

I might listen to that just for tea. That's why I'm kinda excited for Travis because you know he will tlk

[@jojoart571]

I know like dating someone a moth after a 6 year long boyfriend seems so off to me and the fact that they’ve had a collaboration on midnights which was in the making princess while she was still with joe so the song not making so cut might have to do with him and so whole thing is just weird

[@ayomidedareabel5525]

Honestly with the rumors about Joe cheating I wouldn't be surprised if she did it to get her lick back lol

[@Donna-C]

I think there was cheating by both Joe (1st) attempted recovery of the relationship and then cheating by Taylor (2nd). A signed agreement to say nothing public for 2 years

[@caseyobrien6725]

she cheated?

[@torileeke8027]

Actually I’m listening and so far ITS ALL MATTY

[@amandasoul]

ZACK, U JUST KEEP FEEDING US 👑👑👑

[@theswiftologist]

well YES

[@amandasoul]

i was at Tampa N1 so i really hope “florida!!!” is about that so i can make that my entire personality 🫶☺️

[@theswiftologist]

you might be onto something!

[@isabelcarvajal7591]

I was also at Tampa N1 and also am hoping florida is about that weekend!!! ❤

[@minimalistvlogger3467]

did something crazy happen in the tampa or Miami shows?

[@nikkiknack]

@@minimalistvlogger3467 my exact question, I'm also not familiar with anything that went down on Tampa N1

[@notliketoast8074]

Watching this as a Matty/1975 fan is hilarious

[@kimperfectcreations5725]

Did you know how right you were gonna be 😂

[@LawanaWalker]

I've been just as fucking unhinged as Taylor was over some idiot, I relate very much to this album 😅 but damn, we really did miss the signs

[@aletamagliocchetti1773]

the ratty healy phase makes sense when youve been there before, it's the definition of happy frre confused and lonely at the same time lmao it's needed in life, sucks yet needed, i sat there like lucilee bluth and was like "good for her!" hahahahaa

[@dishavyas]

Came here after listening to TTPD 😭😭😭😭😭 really "Drama queen alley cats was it that serious"!!!!!!😂

[@alyssavance9838]

Oh my god. The way this is gonna age after the album actually drops 😭😭😭

[@aliviawoltman3649]

The way this did age is hilarious haha

[@Cowboy_Like_Bella]

Look I think Fortnight is about him after listening to the song... I think Matty knew what he was doing... I think he love bombed her while she was low for his own validation and to prove people he could pull her, and afterwards immediately dropped her. I also think she got this attached because he possibly introduced her to drugs, like ecstasy, because guys like that know that when you have those kind of experiences with someone you are bound to feel something

[@brittanyr9471]

Seeing the clip of Taylor mouthing that elicits a visceral reaction in me. Everything clinches.