"We can go to the Pet Store later" will always have me laughing like an idiot 😂
@donkylefernandez46806 ай бұрын
Did a spit take on tht one and now my nose has pneumonia
@Frosty3012896 ай бұрын
killed me as well, damn, this is a burn even if he DIDNT mean a human
@Shadowdrag00n4 ай бұрын
It's the dog noises for me, caught me off guard the first time
@LegendaryDarkKnight60212 күн бұрын
I just saw your comment just as he was saying that.
@morning_youtube_star6 ай бұрын
This is the new canon.
@MP-vc4nu6 ай бұрын
This is the original scripts 😂
@MrSoggyChips6 ай бұрын
Yes
@Chaorchy6 ай бұрын
It is in my mind!
@Popcornkernal296 ай бұрын
Multiverse means it technically is somewhere🤷♂️
@MrSoggyChips6 ай бұрын
@@Popcornkernal29 fr
@MarvinPowell16 ай бұрын
The fact that Nolan calls Princess Atta by name shows just how much he cares for her, compared to his "pet."
@LegendaryDarkKnight60212 күн бұрын
Where did he put it? The sheer logistics of it all is baffling.
@MusicLover-my6fo6 ай бұрын
"Crime is like sex, Mark. You have to keep things spicy." I need a cold shower after hearing that.
@shoes56916 ай бұрын
But he isn't wrong though...
@anonimanonim27104 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman approves🤣🤣🤣
@BerylliumBronzeАй бұрын
8:59
@whyisdumnadotaken6 ай бұрын
"Get him Debbie!" "Woof! Woof!"💀💀💀
@promeneuzivotu1176 ай бұрын
Mark:There is not a single thing you can say to convince me! Anissa:I will be your girlfriend. Mark: **instantly turns in to Sinister Mark**
@WookieMistakebozo5 ай бұрын
@@promeneuzivotu117 me fr
@That_Scubs2 ай бұрын
@@promeneuzivotu117Does he know?
@promeneuzivotu1172 ай бұрын
@@That_Scubs mauby.
@That_Scubs2 ай бұрын
@@promeneuzivotu117 So you know that joke’s pretty fucked up, right? Mark was traumatized after what Anissa did to him, he couldn’t even have sex with Eve for a while afterwards. And no, it’s not because the pussy was “that good”. It’s because he was raped, plain and simple.
@Topshotboy16 ай бұрын
"You think apples grow on trees mark"-Omni man 2024
@noise94096 ай бұрын
That kaiba moment
@BrooklynAriaRaoulYT6 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Chibimano6 ай бұрын
“Red Rush is a seasonal superhero.” Love that SolidJJ reference.
@mrinfinity55575 ай бұрын
"homophobia is wrong" into "homosexuals make me angry" later on is funny
@saul-o7s5 ай бұрын
He also called War Woman a homophobic slur😂
@quempire26564 ай бұрын
changed heart
@yoursonisold87433 ай бұрын
And then even later he loves be choked by men and is very insecure about it lol
@LegendaryDarkKnight6023 ай бұрын
Viltrimite: How long have you been like this? Did Earth do this to you? ☠️
@manishmadarie8142 ай бұрын
"I feel angry when she talks"😂
@ImLonely-nh5rf6 ай бұрын
"if you join the viltrim empire ill be your girlfriend" 😂😂😂
@NewBetaMarioSeries6 ай бұрын
best ending ever
@tylerthornton93486 ай бұрын
I might just fold
@mister_needles5 ай бұрын
Greater good tomboy gf in exchange for a planet that is going to hate me anyway is a sweet deal
@ancapftw91135 ай бұрын
He might just be in it for the viltrussy, but if it works....
@alexthedemon22035 ай бұрын
@@mister_needles *The avengers look at you in disappointment*
@vojislavS86526 ай бұрын
Debbie barking is my favorite bit and never fails to make me laugh
@Sm_Taco6 ай бұрын
“Ask your mother”💀😭
@d_camara6 ай бұрын
"ask your girlfriend"
@Pissbending6 ай бұрын
I mean... He ain't wrong
@leonjaysurgeon20146 ай бұрын
“You took my gun” “You can have it back”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chrishosey75356 ай бұрын
"I cracked him open like a can of Pepsi Mark." Dawg, I can't 😭. He even singled out Mark when describing his killings 💀
@ToonboyOriginals4 ай бұрын
"I was thirsty"
@kingdonut66756 ай бұрын
14:22 “I don’t kill people! I let gravity do the killing!”-Batman probably
@realyoutubecommenter6 ай бұрын
"You hit like a train!" "Excellent idea, Mark" "What?"
@LegendaryDarkKnight60212 күн бұрын
We'll pick this up in 7 more episodes.
@giacomomeluzzi2806 ай бұрын
"They taught me to fly" "Flying is cool" "And to punch!" "Punching is cool" "And fuck" "I heard cool things" lmao
@dazzlethestar1516 ай бұрын
Given the presence of Invincible's multiverse, all these videos are likely canon in some universe.
@ImLonely-nh5rf6 ай бұрын
"when a man and a bug love eachother very much, the man inserts his FOOT INTO YOUR SPINE!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ThelastWPRIME6 ай бұрын
“Clearly you haven’t seen my search history” 😂💀☠️
@tjrobertson90646 ай бұрын
The best part about Kregg wanting to visit Mr Krabs is that they are voiced by the same person. So really, Kregg could very well visit Mr Krabs as many times as he wants.
@LegendaryDarkKnight60212 күн бұрын
Just tell him to "go fuck yourself" and be done with it.
@mr_x_gdr09986 ай бұрын
"Screw the world I have muscles" 💀.
@justmajidq5 ай бұрын
"Screw the rules I have money!"
@Workerforhimalways2 ай бұрын
Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤
@thatonemayor6 ай бұрын
Since the multiverse is confirmed to exist in Invincible, this is confirmed to be canon.
@Temple2776 ай бұрын
This particular version of omni man is such a big freak that even joker would be terrified of him.
@Iamdoctorscones6 ай бұрын
My man, humor and videos like this are a once in a lifetime experience.
@TheUndeadHumor6 ай бұрын
Thank you, I really appreciate it! Glad you enjoyed them.
@Kronophosis6 ай бұрын
“Id like to meet mister krabs” Said the guy who voices mr krabs
@LegendaryDarkKnight60212 күн бұрын
He's going to Diddy Mr. Krabs and will be eating Krab legs later.
@purpledevilr74634 ай бұрын
“It’s time to become a man, son” “You’re getting me a girlfriend?” “We can go to the pet store later” Gold.
@rileymoore67806 ай бұрын
With the multiverse of Invincible, this is canon.
@Reezy6836 ай бұрын
"OH my god he killed lenny, you bastards"😂😂😂
@michaelwilson-xw4hz6 ай бұрын
It's okay! We'll see Lenny next week once he respawns.
@Ox97072 ай бұрын
"At least Superman doesn't have a mustache." "But at what cost, Mark?" Perfect😂
@LegendaryDarkKnight60212 күн бұрын
At any cost.
@makerofArt6 ай бұрын
“Racism? You clearly haven’t seen my search history” 2:20 💀💀💀💀
@unnecessarilyfastboi69926 ай бұрын
I kind of preferred the AI voices but it's still funny
@alexthedemon22035 ай бұрын
Pretty sure this is AI
@Elric524 ай бұрын
@@alexthedemon2203 nah its not look at 27:04
@xreaperxgamer36433 ай бұрын
@@Elric52Most of it was ai but stopped towards the end
@BBorp3 ай бұрын
“I hate this timeline” “Btw fish faces wife is single now” “I love this timeline”
@PramkLuna5 ай бұрын
17:44 "I need an adult"😰 "I AM AN ADULT" 💀
@gripheditzАй бұрын
Hah team four star reference😂❤
@Brifrakenki6 ай бұрын
27:08 never thought id hear an omni man impression do that lmfao
@frankochino13533 ай бұрын
Mark throws punch, OMNI-MAN: (casually dodges punch)" Great job Mark, stretch those squishy noodles"
@Workerforhimalways2 ай бұрын
Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤
@Nickel_The_Wise6 ай бұрын
*YOU OWE ME A NEW WALL, DONALD.*
@TheUndeadHumor6 ай бұрын
The wall is the real victim in all this
@Garythanksyou3 ай бұрын
I like how UndeadHumour kept some of the quotes from the real series since they were just so good to not remove.
@Iamaqwerte6 ай бұрын
"Screw the world, I have MUSCLES" - Omni-Man 2024 edit: thx for 166 likes🍷 edit: thx for 167 likes🍷 edit: thx for 191 likes🍷 edit: thx for 194 likes🍷 edit: thx for 197 likes🍷 edit: This is dumb, I’ll stop now.
@pbnjon96506 ай бұрын
“Cracked him open like a can of Pepsi, son.”
@galvinvoltag6 ай бұрын
"White is every color mark" I love that line!
@ScorpionsMight6 ай бұрын
“Someone who killed the guardians says what “What?” Omni man 2024
@AUTISM.GAMING6 ай бұрын
"Cower beneath your new overlords, humans!" Bro seriously was that desperate
@joshnunya3246 ай бұрын
22:22 Bro is insane 😂💀 27:10 Did his voice change? Also each Viltrumite having a weird kink is hilarious, why does bro like Crabs 😂
@gentletal51016 ай бұрын
Bro, mark is next
@jorgedeanoperez29976 ай бұрын
The worst part is that the shortages part is true. Currently, we produce over twice the amount of food needed to feed our current global population, but it wouldn't yield profits to feed people regardless of their ability to purchase food
@Reivehn5 ай бұрын
It would only be mass deficit not because of distributing the food bur all the other costs in additional logistics to places that are very far. Refrigeration is energy intensive and shipping is costly and cumbersome
@jorgedeanoperez29974 ай бұрын
@CaseyC-bg4bb I mean, the UN says we produce enough food to feed our current population and then some (3.7 billion metric tons are needed, 4 are produced) and of that food 1.3 billion metric tons, a third of it, goes to waste due to poor management, poor distribution and, paramount above those, by food companies throwing away or destroying the product that can't be sold in time to avoid satisfying demand for their product for free. You can check the UN's Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO)'s reports on the matter. Provided you trust the UN, it's all the rage to ignore their institutions these days when it comes to crimes against humanity
@beansworth56942 ай бұрын
@@Reivehn A deficit in profit, sure. But why are you saying that like it's an excuse to let people starve?
@bendzz2 ай бұрын
We overproduce food because we waste a lot of it at every step, especially on the consumer end. People massively underestimate their food waste, studies show. It's not a billionaire globalist conspiracy, just apathy.
@Reivehn2 ай бұрын
@@beansworth5694 I'm saying it gets to a point where it's not just "not profitable" but you'll be guaranteed to simply not have any value to pay people working to make the logistics work. Ships crews, pilots, engineers, logisticians and many many more. People won't work for free and if you can't afford to pay them they'll leave for greener pastures. Say you're a government giving aid to a country that's not your own; then the inputs of that aid effort will be taken directly from what that government would typically be giving to its own people, and so a growing portion of their own people are neglected in favour of people outside of their jurisdiction. Not only that but it costs exponentially more in foreign aid at that point than just giving to your own people. then your own people get ideas of replacing you with a different leadership/government that will fix their own local problems, ignoring the starving and destitute abroad in some far-flung dictatorship. If you're going to pull an international aid effort on such a scale you need to sell the idea to your own people and convince them against their own interest that helping others they never interact with and probably never will that the tax the government bleeds them for should be poured abroad with their own not seeing a single cent. Human nature is best described by the airline oxygen mask policy: "put your own mask on first so that you may not pass out trying to put a mask on the person sitting beside you"
@taskfroce80th956 ай бұрын
Wait, if Omni man's wife is a pet to him, and he made a child with his wife, does that mean that he is a fur- *Oh no*
@marmyeater5 ай бұрын
Just like the eldar.
@Diable_Jambee6 ай бұрын
Omni-man spitting giant wheel of cheese...
@Pillarman_kars6 ай бұрын
Bro when omni man said you get zero bit- *ad plays* THAT TIMING WAS CLEAN
@DarthWampa_6 ай бұрын
Cracks me up every time Omni-man's pet makes dog noises 😂
@MrMcMuggel6 ай бұрын
All those references to bugs are hot. gotta go
@firesocius93096 ай бұрын
Non-consenial crash has so much unforseen foreshadowing.
@anonymousdogg15596 ай бұрын
I’m waiting for a love piece like DBZ Abridged to come up one day, I’d honestly pay good money to see something like it
@bup86716 ай бұрын
Man mark never ceases to have bad takes, first hating bug sex and now saying crash 3 is the best?? This man is insane!
@BelieveOneGod6 ай бұрын
Can i get a GF now dad? Dad : No we can go to the pet store later ☠️😂🤣
@tjarkschweizer6 ай бұрын
Thanks, I am now convinced that Nolan and Debbie are into piss play.
@MercilessIdiot6 ай бұрын
"Hello, my name is Omni Man and i'm a traveling improv actor. Here, let me give you a demonstration. I will be a drunken sailor, and you a bunch of baby seals!"
@Melancholy_Chill6 ай бұрын
I will remember this as actual events by the time season 3 comes out
@vladimirmuca8496 ай бұрын
"They were my weak useless friends" I've never seen him so emotional😂
@thetruth456786 ай бұрын
This is not what I expected, but I realize now that it is what I needed. Bless you, funny man. ❤
@frantz48_6 ай бұрын
3:05 I just know you used this quote from "Who's the leader of the justice league". Batman : "and you flash, you're a seasonal superhero" Kudos
@PramkLuna5 ай бұрын
16:25 "DEBBIE IS A VERY GOOD DOG" 💀
@twpthewyrdrockproject76765 ай бұрын
"We'll go to the pet store later" 😂 freaking KEK
@NathanAtomony6 ай бұрын
The darkblood one reminds me of the whole death note debacle
@winterknight59236 ай бұрын
Letting out his inner Jameson.
@ReaIHuman6 ай бұрын
I'll never get sick of watching these.
@ryoukuurahquazah.92616 ай бұрын
I laughed myself to tears this entire video 😂😂😂😂😂
@Devonx7776 ай бұрын
Have mercy on us Mr president
@johnkinsey61174 ай бұрын
In this version, Omniman has that Yujiro Hanma levels of, "I could literally do anything, and no one will stop me."
@TaeSunWoo6 ай бұрын
I love this timeline, the kinks are a little much but it’s funny af
@Uncle-JayАй бұрын
Your video got me to watch the series, which I had avoided up until that point. Pretty good series.
@Uncle-JayАй бұрын
After watching the series this is a pretty legit abridged version of the series. I'm impressed. To be fair it felt like a lot of season 1 & 2 had filler, they were telling me a lot about different things I didn't care about. I really hope that they focus in on season 3 a little better. It's like they dangle these huge revelations in our faces and then shift to something else and I don't really appreciate it.
@jorgeperezsoto3853Ай бұрын
This is what not having a season 3 does to a man
@andrewpolito92446 ай бұрын
"At least superman does not have a mustache. But at what cost Mark? What cost ?" 24 Million dollars
@estylezgaming3 ай бұрын
" Once You Go Bug, you're Never Gonna Shrug " This TOOK ME TF OUT LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@FerretTwister6 ай бұрын
I understand Omni-Man's reasoning after the McPlant. I too would blow up the planet.
@AliceTheNeko4 ай бұрын
The like button glowing when Nolan said "please like and favorite this eulogy" sent me
@genesismultiverse48966 ай бұрын
You know comparing omniman to zeus actually makes sense especially with the wife thing
@ashetonrodgers92202 ай бұрын
-You're getting me a girlfriend? -We can go to the pet store later. That's WAY funnier than it should be 🤣
@Thepresident4986 ай бұрын
6:04 "You're getting me a girlfriend?" "We can go to the pet store later." This will forevever be the best line in this video. I dont know why, but Omni 's referring to his partners as pets is oddly funny. Oh, and his weird obsession with bugs. But like, he literally married a freaking grasshopper.
@ImLonely-nh5rf6 ай бұрын
I love that they replicate almost all the voices from the netflix anime itself 😂❤️
@Gavlavyus_Rumi2 ай бұрын
This is golden
@comicfan13244 ай бұрын
9:28 This is the most wholesome conversation they ever had
@SynicalEdits6 ай бұрын
That was the best KZbin sponsor bit I’ve seen. So natural I’ve barely notice
@noise94096 ай бұрын
"Screw the rules I've money" No wait wrong video
@RecoveringLoLAddict6 ай бұрын
This timeline is insanely good.
@Spider.Of.War-900017 күн бұрын
"Orange you glad i didn't say banana." The rush of nostalgia I just got🤯
@Frosty44273 ай бұрын
This humour is so Lamas With Hats, and I love it.
@Henry-I-H-N-I6 ай бұрын
I love having all these videos in one!
@huggelion6 ай бұрын
nice yugioh abridged reference
@rektbones51886 ай бұрын
Father-son moments are awesome
@frankochino13533 ай бұрын
Mark hurting his dad's feelings by gassing Immortal's drip took me tf out😂
@CerealExperimentsMizuki5 ай бұрын
I can't believe the like button actually lit up when Omniman said "don't forget to like and share" this is absolutely hilarious.
@divad71374 ай бұрын
I like how they still feel so in character despite the different timeline, love this shit
@sparquisdesade6 ай бұрын
You'll be hearing from my lawyer for this video breaking my ribs from laughing for 30 minutes straight
@Expvrcfevrbvecdfvrew6 ай бұрын
*you talk like a caveman, ooga booga!* LMFAO
@ztheyoutuber96146 ай бұрын
Seasonal superhero reference is amazing
@warrencolbert96532 ай бұрын
“Curse your talents!” 😂
@wantedpegasus752122 күн бұрын
“Omni-Man Married A Bug” When Mark said that they wouldn’t stop staring at him, it would’ve been funny if Nolan said, “They’re bugs Mark bugs! Bugs don’t have any eyelids Mark!”
@desmondmalone4386 ай бұрын
Remember it was funny then until Omni-man no longer sounds like Omni-man just like the justices league
@C-y-b-e-r5 ай бұрын
Every time i watch these the next few conversations i have feel like a feverdream
@Jebu9116 ай бұрын
so many good oneliners in this reminds me of arnolds movies