This is a compilation of Justice League videos! Which is your favorite? <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="0">00:00</a> - Batman's Kryptonite Addiction <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">01:50</a> - Batman's Contingency Plans <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="230">03:50</a> - The Justice League Are Sexist <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="352">05:52</a> - The Justice League Commits Murder <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="477">07:57</a> - Superman's Insane Logic <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="583">09:43</a> - Superman Goes Insane <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="687">11:27</a> - Batman vs Iron Man <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="818">13:38</a> - Superman's Eternal Sins <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="927">15:27</a> - Superman Gets Fired <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1064">17:44</a> - Lex Luthor Gets Therapy <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1201">20:01</a> - Batman Gets Seduced
@Shone_Animat0r9 күн бұрын
🤑🤑🤑
@BaconsRandomContent-zg6nd9 күн бұрын
I like the video with the justice league in it
@HytoGuitarstyle9 күн бұрын
I really wish you continue doing Elden ring stuff, I watch it at least twice per day. :(
@subtoadp29 күн бұрын
Pog
@solvseus9 күн бұрын
My favorite new Justice League member is Hawktuah Girl. 🥸 I'll show myself out...
@nicolovoci72659 күн бұрын
In an episode of Justice League Luthor develops terminal cancer from kriptonite exposure of a shard he always bring with him. He then tried to blame Superman for it
@Sky2023-uf3ip9 күн бұрын
Who would have imagined that constantly exposing yourself to a radioactive space rock that can even affect a demigod alien would be a bad idea?
@azimnazlen85649 күн бұрын
To be honest Lex would blame a clogged toilet on Superman
@LetPlaySpidey189 күн бұрын
@@Sky2023-uf3ipthat rock hurt human to that why you have to wear a special suit to kept you safe
@LetPlaySpidey189 күн бұрын
Lex blame superman for giving him cancer plus lex give himself cancer all the time he hold the kriptonite in he hand you getting your self exposure by radioactive poison and killing your body you hate super man so much that same rock that weak super man is also killing you to
@Worlow879 күн бұрын
this is covered in the abridged compilation on this channel
@jayburn009 күн бұрын
Lex's sexbots are a canon thing. He actually had a Louis bot that he slept with in the comics.
@cD_Ai49 күн бұрын
You learn something new everyday
@hussar77339 күн бұрын
A man of culture I see
@lewisaino7 күн бұрын
Lex has his own Hatsune Miku ?
@halogeek65 күн бұрын
@@lewisaino was that an archer reference?
@matterking19 күн бұрын
"Depends on who shows up to the park later" is DIABOLICAL
@kevin99899 күн бұрын
I don't get it.
@rudychaibi71759 күн бұрын
@@kevin9989 they are kidnapping the first child that shows up
@kevin99899 күн бұрын
@@rudychaibi7175, thanks bro.
@simplyulugbek3 күн бұрын
Thanks I also didnt get it before you explained @rudychaibi7175
@JohnnyOMalley229 күн бұрын
Superman: In all fairness, Wonder Woman. Your mom is really hot. Batman: Stupidly hot. The Flash: Yeah, she is hot. Wonder Woman: Shut up, Flash. The Flash: What? But the others- Batman: Shut up, Flash!
@Jokuthesaiyangod9 күн бұрын
Wonder woman is like the older sister of flash lol
@theartist_101516 сағат бұрын
Flash is basically the meg of the justice league
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd9 күн бұрын
Superman: "How??? Kryptonite is a very rare Mineral" Batman: "Rare my ass clark, everyone has one. A purse snatcher I stopped yesterday had 3 of them"
@mr.x9919 күн бұрын
Solid reference, JJ
@memebrain21779 күн бұрын
The Pink one
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd9 күн бұрын
@@memebrain2177"We don't talk about the pink one"
@magnusm42 күн бұрын
I think Joker even made a huge swan sculpture out of it.
@BaconsRandomContent-zg6nd9 күн бұрын
Batman: if you kill a killer. The number of killers don't go down Me: *kills two killers* Batman: *Turns my spine into a fucking slinky*
@menacingpyro20059 күн бұрын
Nah Batman would break your arms like how a bad cook breaks spaghetti in half
@brocrow12669 күн бұрын
Thats gotham for you, but its all good bruce wayne pays for you medical bills, great guy. 😂
@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk8 күн бұрын
batman doesn't kill, it's litterally his LAST resort unless you count letting the court giving joker the death sentance which, I'm pretty sure batman is okay with
@ronniefaulconjr57119 күн бұрын
Death, Taxes, and "Shut Up, Flash".
@NpcGreenAssasin.........H9 күн бұрын
I like soda
@bestfriend17317 күн бұрын
“Everyone Ive ever known is dead” Superman : Thats the spirit john 💀💀
@supersizesenpai4 күн бұрын
That is the line that completely shattered me,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crowsenpai56257 күн бұрын
“The oven incident.” “Locking you in there was just a joke.” *”You turned it on!”*
@dazzlethestar1519 күн бұрын
"I have cancer." "Like, lego cancer?" "No no, just uh- just regular cancer."
@GGGyes47649 күн бұрын
SolidJJ I suppose
@ClaseyMeanAh8 күн бұрын
"A billionaire using charity as a cover for evil? Impossible." "It's pretty trendy these days." Lmao
@anthonyhoffmann9 күн бұрын
"A billionaire using charity as a cover for evil" and subsequent cameo came out of nowhere and my laughter was bigger than Bruce Wayne's bank account. That was brilliant. I needed that. ⭐
@JoeBurgettMusic9 күн бұрын
"The funding, Lois. The research needs funding!" Probably the most hilarious, off the wall thing that made me cry laughing. I need to go to bed now. lol
@VaciliNikoMavich9 күн бұрын
“Joker launches Fireworks at children!” It WAS Fourth of July~ *YOU HELPED HIM?!* 😂
@randomindividual7699 күн бұрын
since there was absolutely no indication of the skits ending and starting, and i clicked this not knowing it was a compilation. I was VERY confused at the very sudden changes in topics but still thought it flowed strangely well lol/
@Scarlet_prime9 күн бұрын
kinda crazy how superman is chill about the situation with parasite stealing his powers
@ggkk89099 күн бұрын
You know how we got a Batman and Iron Man video? We gotta get a Superman and Captain America video now, lol. The similarities they have are kind of uncanny.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="281">4:41</a> Bruce didn't tell her was gonna buy the island of Themyscira!
@jayburn009 күн бұрын
Bats hardwired to attack whenever you say Martha actually sounds very useful given what we know lol
@Sky2023-uf3ip9 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1131">18:51</a> Just remember:Superboy (Conner Kent) is a clone of Superman and Lex Luthor.....
@MarvinPowell19 күн бұрын
Switching between Justice League continuities like that is kinda jarring.
@BankerRack9 күн бұрын
I forgot this was multiple videos, they all transitioned so well……
@Bobbb-f3i4 күн бұрын
At the very start, superman said parasite had stolen his powers, then at around 14 minutes in. It showed him stealing his powers. That's not great continuity, is it?
@bigyoshi51709 күн бұрын
“Aquaman… *blow Flash.”* -Superman
@ScientistSkibidi-709 күн бұрын
aqua man: what!?
@GGGyes47649 күн бұрын
@@ScientistSkibidi-70sex it’s just a spectrum bro
@cD_Ai49 күн бұрын
Dude 💀 The Deep was even gonna do it
@lewisaino7 күн бұрын
Please Noir not with the Thumb
@dominoeffect65449 күн бұрын
I love the running gag of hitting batman with a bag of rocks being all you need to take him out
@uselesshero.official9 күн бұрын
Killed it flash: You use a therapy? And MM be like: is it really that much of a surprise?😅😅😅
@UncleJon-319 күн бұрын
So am I to assume that Lex Luthor attends these "kryptonite sessions" with Batman? Because I can see them working together and that's scary to me 😮
@tr0n45568 күн бұрын
I was in the middle of taking a sip of milk when supes said "we kill people". I spend the rest of the bit cleaning my face. Worth it.
@whointheloo9 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="360">6:00</a> injustice in a nutshell
@michaelsolomon34969 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="475">7:55</a> Yeah Superman made the right call on ending that one lol
@ericmiller938 күн бұрын
I like soda.
@Sky2023-uf3ip9 күн бұрын
"Is cancer really such a big deal?" Captain Marvel would like to have a word about that.....
@BaconsRandomContent-zg6nd9 күн бұрын
Deadpool would like to have a word with you
@cD_Ai49 күн бұрын
I'm really glad I found this channel 😂
@civilevent219 күн бұрын
I like the idea that this entire video happened in the span of like, an hour They’re just changing topics every minute and still keeping up with
@FutureMan420Blazer9 күн бұрын
i was just taking a hit at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="560">9:20</a> cuz i was thinking: *"Im not high enough for diz shiet LMAO"*
@Arendelft9 күн бұрын
What? What?! WHAT?!?! WHAT DID I JUST LISTEN TO?! AND WHY DID I ENJOY IT?!?!
@TheOriginalFlowerdough7 күн бұрын
ngl being a being of pure energy, just a omnipotent floating consciousness sounds pretty cool, plus you're energy you could probably take over an AI and make it build you a body or something I dunno
@northdakota85306 күн бұрын
Where in the video did that get brought up
@TheOriginalFlowerdough5 күн бұрын
@@northdakota8530 early on ish, this video went on for a while
@Honestpendulumxd9 күн бұрын
You know the thumbnail made the video even better, also W
@user-ij8vc3id9k8 күн бұрын
Every time batman talks in this video, you think it can't get any more crazy but it does.
@halofly39 күн бұрын
@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="584">9:44</a>, Clark your practically immortal, you haven’t been alive long to have midlife crisis yet!
@just_that_dude7 күн бұрын
Holy shit that's the most convoluted hasben hotel reference I have ever seen but I understood it after the Jeff bezos quote
@danieldinucci11118 күн бұрын
I, too, have eaten questionable Oreos. No question, really, they were bendy.
@moredsea9 күн бұрын
😂LOL Superman was giving a therapy session to Lex.
@FatBadgerStudios3 күн бұрын
Lex: Joker kidnaps orphans. Batman: Who among us haven't kidnapped an orphan or two.
@rangingaway929 күн бұрын
Batman is the ultimate villain. Except if you knock him out with a bag of rocks.
@travisporter52229 күн бұрын
It's a crime you don't have over a million subs. Great work! Keep growing brother.
@C.A.M5849 күн бұрын
They are lunatics the only sane one I could see as normal is Martian Manhunter and he once got an addiction to Chocolate.
@RtistiqSkubie7 күн бұрын
That was a crazy issue
@alexanderchronos86949 күн бұрын
Justice league UNLIMITED (watchtime)
@LoveLessgnato6599 күн бұрын
That’s the spirit John
@sugardady10196 күн бұрын
Nah Batman likes flash the most. He would get the most cash
@gorrazin79833 күн бұрын
"I make sure everyone i save is exposed to my suit just long enough to become future customers" "Dammit, that's genius!" That actually just sent me 😂
@Omicronthewiperofyouknow...9 күн бұрын
Really now... How is it that in super heroes movies, every time a super hero retires, someone goes after him? I mean... He said he's out, what more do they want? Why not just mind control him? Why bother with all this manipulative drama?
@kanjo49768 күн бұрын
“It’s a group for kryptonite addicts” 😂😂😂 someone help 😂😂
@magnusm42 күн бұрын
I always find it funny when Kingpin bought the IP for Spiderman so the more popular he gets, the richer Kingpin gets. So Lex buying stocks in Wayne Enterprise and superhero merch would be a sick move on his enemies.
@therealsilverking48029 күн бұрын
Hawkgirl's mask is just 2 Batman's kissing. (Same with Wolverine's Mask)
@Wheatman444449 күн бұрын
Nice bag of rocks joke, I’m glad y’all are making nods at each other. You and solid jj
@HedgieDaUmbrehog8 күн бұрын
Yay, Trina was awesome. Tho now I can’t stop hearing Cheetah sounding like Yuzuriha…
@Grim-vw1jz7 күн бұрын
Bro this is so unhinged 😂😂😂
@solvseus9 күн бұрын
It's weird to hear Wonder Woman talking after coming from that other channel
@emeraldbaby31915 күн бұрын
Other Channel? Tell Me Nore
@solvseus5 күн бұрын
@@emeraldbaby3191 Solid JJ
@michaelsolomon34969 күн бұрын
I think I need therapy now 😂
@TheSeptacle9 күн бұрын
Sir, you are a genius. Thank you for all of this.
@LegoEpicAnimator8 күн бұрын
The Watchtower running out of soda is important news
@edwardgonzalez20408 күн бұрын
I didn't realize they were separate skits so I was tripping out thinking it was a consecutive conversation between the JL
@kyesickhead70083 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="211">03:31</a> It would've been WAY funnyer had he, actually, listed all of the contingency plans he has against himself.
@MegumiZero4 күн бұрын
"Pooping in the streets is where I draw the line" Needs a Honest Trailer voiceover!
@IronKore8 күн бұрын
Injustice: evilly pure
@matthewwriter95397 күн бұрын
Taking a boat to Mars is stupid...there is no water on Mars.
@kanjo49768 күн бұрын
“We face death every day” 💀💀💀
@DipreG9 күн бұрын
The last skit was WILD 😂
@someonerandom36097 күн бұрын
Googolplex is outrageous 😭
@oKeNSchWarZo9 күн бұрын
"Keeping up with the Kruptonites™" TAKE ALL MY 1 UPVOTE!!!
@cyl_genderfluid-furry7 күн бұрын
I relate to Cheetah so much, and Batman rejecting her advances and complaining about her perfectly normal breath irritates me greatly, because I'd wanna see them cuddling and kissing and having breakfast together and working out together and watching The Imperfects together, and is it just me or is The Imperfects heavily inspired by The Umbrella Academy? Like, ever since seeing The Umbrella Academy's final season which recently came to Netflix, I've noticed that The Imperfects and The Umbrella Academy are *_REALLY_* similar. Like, that's not just me, right? Also, I'm not the only one who wants atleast one more season of The Umbrella Academy to explore everything left unexplained, right? And for The Imperfects to continue forward to atleast the next season if not further, right?
@punkman1154 күн бұрын
superman simps and has a mental breakdown before ruining their date then just says it was bizzaro
@ExemAwkan9 күн бұрын
It was you, it was all you. Reverse flash has started a trend 😂
@zexalpower38954 күн бұрын
When he said that he secretly stores Kryptonite in the homes of each League member…. 💀😭
@kaidoking7869 күн бұрын
Hawkgirl is like meg from family guy 😂😂
@TMBGE4209 күн бұрын
What is going on,this is sensory overload and im laughing without knowing exactly why.
@fragile44089 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="477">7:57</a> to <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="687">11:27</a> that might be the longest I've laughed without stopping. (With the added bonus of being terrified)
@Danaile19 күн бұрын
i feel like i've watched this exact clip somewhere else but with older comics images
@theemperorofmankind15029 күн бұрын
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but i sure can -superman
@hermitcard44949 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="291">4:51</a> Superman you SOAB ;)
@ramblinevilmushroom2 күн бұрын
they did this plot point in the actual dc universe. batman keeps a bullet made of it in case he needs to kill superman but lex hoards it and experiments with it constantly and literally gets cancer from it.
@vanconojl6 күн бұрын
yea batman did make a terminator to "contingency" himself with... and i think it broke nearly all his bones.
@Gomitasd3 күн бұрын
"I have cancer" Always kills me haha
@moredsea9 күн бұрын
😂🤣no Lex is Obsessed 😂
@ralfdsouza-ko7dy9 күн бұрын
The earth continents are green with so many green rocks hahahahaha
@cainrahl5 күн бұрын
Bats was smart enough to keep his in a lead lined bat pouch🤣
@Beenie_Comics9 күн бұрын
When joker said whoever shows up to the park later, i died CTFU he is a menace
@brian-us6vw6 күн бұрын
*we rebuilt krypton just to destroy it again and go on a kryptonite treasure hunt* 💀
@MaxPainGV9 күн бұрын
Im laughing way too hard, waking up the wife - SHIT !!!
@anordinaryguy43246 күн бұрын
"It's pretty common these days" it's insane 😂
@elmacho13365 күн бұрын
Martian Manhunter is fucking hilarious he needs more focus in these
@torinnmyastan95055 күн бұрын
"GIVE ME A MIRROR A MIRROR DAMN YOU"
@christoph77033 күн бұрын
For comparason, a googol is a one with a hundred zeros (10¹⁰⁰) and a googolplex is a one with a googol zeros (10¹⁰^¹⁰⁰). There are less atoms in the observable universe than a googol
@antman46716 күн бұрын
Need a SolidJJ crossover soon
@MsNovaris3 күн бұрын
This channel be flyin! I just discovered it with this video and I'm laughing so hard my back hurts 🤣😭
@Huskyfr9 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="415">6:55</a> HE COPYRIGHTED A FISH