Gort Carves His First Pumpkin

Just Editing this video literally cured my depression. Please enjoy.
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[@Jopantz]

I met Kevin yesterday at the store. After knocking me over, making me spill all my pocket beans on the floor, Biggerton Ouncerton himself helped me up and even bought me a new set of beans. What a lovely gentleman. Truly good to see such upstanding members of society!

[@NightSkyNyx]

@Pockets the cult leader Yeah he got off easy. One time I accidentally blinked too many times in front of Kevin. I was knocked out and woke up in a bathtub full of ice with both of my kidneys missing. Thankfully I was rescued by Big Ounce, who gifted me 13 kidneys! Such an upstanding citizen, bless his adorable little soul

[@ghoultooth]

@@NightSkyNyx Oh man that sounds like my experience except I woke up with 2 extra kidneys… wait a second…

[@LSX7]

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[@angelosophy]

pocket beans.

[@darlaperry1704]

@Pockets the cult leader 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeruckus2945]

Poggers isn't the only one of the farm with a Soul. Kevin has a whole pile of them somewhere.

[@Garnet___]

LOL-

[@madcolorer]

Well your definitely not wrong

[@MDR1161]

I definitely think the little piglet should be named Pig Ounce, just look how these two precious little men are vibing with each other

[@dizikiwitar6209]

Or piggie smalls

[@AnnieTheSpider-13]

If I get a prairie dog I’m naming it big pound after the iconic big ounce

[@yassin5315]

@@AnnieTheSpider-13 small gram lol

[@dawert2667]

In love with how every time the camera grazes the capybaras theyre just sitting there like statues just staring

[@Donkey114]

I never thought I would see a Capybara, Prairie Dog, Piglet, Kitten, Dog all in the same room

[@tubthump]

and a human

[@fluffydogmayhem6799]

You must be new.

[@ROBDEWAND]

and a good boi, dont forget about poggers

[@billyjoe8185]

This whole channel is a trip

[@barley2713]

And Ben

[@wing1864]

The Cappy Blappys really are the embodiment of "head empty" Their blank, motionless stares into the void never fails to crack me up

[@buffbabyoda]

same here lol

[@flowgangsemaudamartoz7062]

My spirit animal

[@namelessking111]

More like the embodiment of the word "stoic"

[@DimT670]

The funniest part is that capybaras are actually quite smart

[@AnnieTheSpider-13]

Not a thought behind those eyes

[@franzenmusic]

Uncle Ben, I suppose you don't necessarily post these videos as emotional therapy to your subscribers but I use them as such. I'm having a hard time right now and your spirit and humor is healing. Be well uncle Ben.

[@xepharnazos]

Kevin def has a soul. No mere mechanical ganglion could create that much chaos.

[@evhun.]

Gort is so brave to be capable of carving a pumpkin and defeating cringe 😊

[@brayden4371]

Fellow v1nce!!!

[@thegambler4055]

@@brayden4371 Imma get a Vince profile pic real quick

[@thegambler4055]

@@brayden4371 alright I’m back

[@rice517]

Vince is cringe

[@UntaperedLeech]

VINCE IS FUCKIN ASS CHEEKS LOL

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Can we all appreciate the fact that Giga Uncle Ben never gives up on his villager farming attempts.

[@yujiro3302]

That's true

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Can we all appreciate that Uncle Ben is famous enough to have bots?

[@Hyperzertoon01]

@whaaa t 🤖

[@liamgil2514]

This channel is so real. It lifts my heart every time I watch it. Love seeing all of mother natures creatures coping and thriving in the human world.

[@-Ghostess]

My heart melted at the kitten being too small to jump over the barrier

[@susbusgus]

Gort is a certified halloweener 🎃

[@susbusgus]

@Chad 007 my first bot comment 😊

[@froyed7333]

@@susbusgus I’m so happy for you

[@davicitoman]

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[@mattermanmue4839]

I wish I could hallow a weener 🤤

[@thejoeidontknow]

Gort the glizzy. I would never gobble this glizzy

[@DallasCoryell]

The highlight of my day is staring into the fathomless abyss of Gort and Quandale's emotionally dead eyes.

[@mariahgrimes207]

I see ancient knowledge in their eyes😂

[@madameghostie]

The piglet looks like he should have the name Pumpkin, but only in the way a sweet old grandma says it. Like “Punkin.” 🎃❤

[@pickledeggs5278]

You should name the piggie Pumbaa from the lion king. This also gives you an excuse to have a meerkat, a pack of lions and a clan of hyenas.

[@scrubb1796]

He'd better be called pumba

[@lightlysaltedsquarecracker2400]

this is the best name ive seen so far

[@jeffreyallen-cock7114]

easily tops all other names

[@10days57]

@@scrubb1796Pumbaa has two a's

[@milothemagpie9525]

@@10days57 🤓

[@ethella6206]

I have a pretty strong stomach but hearing "sometimes Gort will each poop straight out of his cloaca" while eating my chocolate chip raspberry crumble was an experience I could have gone without.

[@evilsmoo3358]

Well, if you eat it once more as well, it will make the first time seem WAY less traumatic in comparison.

[@charredd7186]

I heard that while eating a chocolate cake

[@dakotaredden2483]

yall i had a black bean burger during. not to toot my horn but that sounds like legendary difficulty

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

Hey, rabbits do that too. At least with these herbivores it's all just grass and fruit and veggies with a bit of gastric juice, unlike with Poggers.

[@djb1317]

Not all chocolate chips are chocolate

[@drdani4486]

Little Pound (LP) for the piglet, with his buddy Big Ounce So cute 🥰

[@noodledoodles9]

YES LIL POUND AND BIG OUNCE

[@MuchCow9000]

Pete Davison

[@omaraniles6961]

This one

[@benporter9288]

But pig ounces

[@MuchCow9000]

@@benporter9288 Pig Once

[@joaopedrofm1299]

i just love capybaras ability to naturally turn into statues whenever they want to

[@bluesss149nsss4]

"Looks like he schoosing violence again!" 😂

[@mintboy434]

I just wanna say I’ve been watching Urban Rescue Ranch for 25+ years and every year Big Ounce has Carved our family Pumpkins!!! Rest In Peace king.

[@valor1315]

Ha! No where near how long I’ve been watching. (Since 245 B.C.E.)

[@fivepandas1]

@@valor1315 Ha! No where near how long I've been watching. (Since 542 B.C.)

[@ashtongregory2831]

@@fivepandas1 bro you're not funny stealing

[@phoenixeye4610]

@@fivepandas1 well not to toot my own horn but I’ve been watching since 750 (B.B.C)

[@thegodofflorida]

I started 60 million years ago, I’m a dinosaur gg ez

[@davidslawin1578]

I love how he breaks character when he sees the stickers at 10:13, just wholesome

[@blackbird7179]

That laugh 😂

[@dylpspevtre]

I had to replay that part it was funny that Ben broke character

[@dereckisgarbo9378]

Rest in peace, Big Ounce🕊️.

[@pirager4956]

This guy lives life to its fullest

[@sugarsaltspice]

so true, he lives my dream life!

[@Creekersqueaker]

Besides Ben being clinically ill, he seems to be a great uncle farmer dad who continuously provides for his wife Karen and their family. What a Chad.

[@darlaperry1704]

👊👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

[@manda-panda]

It is his soul contract, yet his cappies still have no hot tub. Baffling

[@darlaperry1704]

Some of the luckiest 🐷🐶🐈‍⬛🦝🐐🦙🐀🦒🐨🦘🦔🦫🐿🐇🐼🦏🐘on 🌏!!!🥰😅😅😅

[@mikeoxsmal69]

@@darlaperry1704 ok Darla

[@madokazzzsilly]

@@mikeoxsmal69 you made me crack up

[@cadenlikespigs]

Gort and Quandale in the costumes are the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day.

[@konstantinriumin2657]

And they sit still like statues

[@AAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAA00030]

AGREE!!

[@AAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAA00030]

@just i c e Uh-

[@fancen]

would you say it cured your depression?

[@oogalook]

I'm going to miss you tiny rapper cat. I hope your life inside the pumpkin is happy.

[@DashJSR]

notice how in the transition of him making the Jacko lantern the capys didn't even move 5:00

[@NocMemes]

Gort and Quandale just sit there like NPC 😂

[@sikksotoo]

They remind me of breathing bookends

[@MC_DO0]

true 😂

[@galateia_]

Its actually hard to find a channel more genuine and wholesome than this one

[@Chill-Pill]

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[@FranAliperti-yl1xl]

uncle Ben Ty for making us smile and laugh

[@dodgi762]

God bless ya Ben. You are a great example of what hard work and dedication gets you.

[@MamaMOB]

Serious props to whoever painted that capybara painting. That’s phenomenal!

[@raechellesinclair7199]

I always love that when uncle Ben zooms in, he sounds like he’s in an aquarium

[@caleb8392]

9:02 Look at this handsome man He smells that pumpkin on my hand Would you like a pumpkin of your own, sir Oh, Dababy, how forward Pure poetry

[@keisimmons]

I love how his name is Gort lmao

[@moGandhiVI]

I got so emotional when Gort said its Pumpkinin' time 😢🎃It was truly heartfelt and one of the most inspirational quotes I've ever heard

[@Clementine710]

7:29 this is the best shot of big ounce i have ever seen

[@generalunitato2585]

Uncle Ben needs to know his channel is my #1 seratonin booster after a long day of studying, lab, and work so thank you Uncle Ben and all the lovely animals :)

[@ransom7788]

0:34 IM SCREAMING THERE SOO CUTE!!!

[@Skibiditoiletfan8]

The Halloween special we all needed 🎃

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@Audrey Jones no one asked

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🎃

[@Play2Start]

Happy Halloween Everyone 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[@zzzzwren]

gortoween

[@Play2Start]

@@archerhayesstudio it's a bot don't worry about it

[@bodvarson1933]

"Only Poggers has a soul" Queen cries in the distance.

[@SRIrwinkill]

all the powerful finger snap magic tricks are wonderfully on point for the season. good job using such powers for such wonderful purposes!

[@Charlie_Xmas]

I binged watch a couple vids a month back, and I do not regret subbing at all. it always enhance the day to watch your stuff Uncle Ben. - a slightly older fan than the average viewer

[@justintyme4690]

Pogs isn't the only creature with a soul. Kevin has many souls he's acquired over his years of soul reaping

[@_corvette.]

This is a certified Urban Rescue Ranch classic

[@itsraining4294]

Happy halloween

[@_corvette.]

@@itsraining4294 And to you too

[@strawberrychainsaw23]

3:00 quandale and gort b like: no thoughts, head empty

[@teeblackwell6301]

"While these guys just sit here with nothing in their head" 🤣😭 I stopped breathing

[@Galacticguts]

The cappy blappys in costumes is something I never thought I'd need so much until now This cured my depression

[@travismeek1232]

BE GONE BOT

[@junebug7117]

@@travismeek1232 you’re the bot not him

[@manasi7392]

I love the way Uncle Ben pronounces the hit Indian dessert Gulab Jamun

[@Chamuzi]

@3:01 lol...fair point. They seem to be enjoying themselves, that's good enough for now.

[@loob9166]

these videos are the only thing i look forward to in my life atm. Please never stop

[@LS4te]

that and hairy men

[@thatonechickinthecommentse9496]

Mood

[@bpt9158]

maybe watch a show called bush tucker man on youtube

[@Thomas-nl8lp]

Kinda sad brother I'm sorry

[@Alkivo]

Sorry man, hang in there, god bless

[@alexprotivnak1224]

Big ounce waving to the camera at 2:15 is very wholesome

[@c4keatst4ke]

This is my only sense of serotonin for today

[@HabrenOdinsdottir]

I love capybaras! I love Big Ounce too. I'm so in love! They all have souls!

[@jonathanthomforde6133]

10:20 "Tank's already gone he got hit by a bomb." That absolutely sent me lmao XD

[@JaSon-wc4pn]

BrItIsH people 🇬🇧😂

[@Ironclad17]

The cats came to the ranch at the perfect time for the holidays.

[@errolborchardt9790]

Thank you so much for making videos it makes my day every time one comes out😊

[@morbuskid1720]

What do you think will happen first, An Apocalyptic class event Or Kevin being chill for once.

[@mZStarCraft]

I swear Big Ounce always do be making the funniest of faces, what a swell lad.

[@cnlfelde_9080]

The Clappy Blappy's have become at least 3 times their original size, it's so adorable!

[@CardZed]

and their heads are still absolutely empty

[@doggedout]

I don't think I have ever seen a capy look pissed off before! These two just seem to be saying: Soon.

[@catiewright675]

what i find so interesting was how those bacon seed babies came out so diverse in color and this one has the coloring of those wild african pigs you see on the television

[@ShasOSwoll]

*Quandale Dingle goes outside in his costume* Karen: Is that a glizzy!?

[@mariahgrimes207]

Oh no!!😂😂

[@crotchgoblin685]

Uncle Ben is the only person I consistently watch on youtube

[@stephaniedaly5041]

Same

[@Hibernate_studio]

0:55 big ounce vanishes

[@jpn8959]

2:43 The classic, Sir Chris P, Bacon

[@unitedstates5405]

This honestly cured my depression. Your honestly a great KZbinrer, and really inspiring to people to “name the animals” thanks uncle Ben, I cannot stop telling animals they are “ a handsome man”

[@TRUTHRULES777]

Love these kooks. Cutest creepy Angels I’ve ever seen❤️

[@jujujameson]

10:13 the one time uncle ben broke character, too good lol

[@eyelooker761]

Gort is hypnotized and hypnotic at the same time!!

[@emma.grace..]

Gort and quandale be looking fresh with the costumes

[@travismeek1232]

BE GONE BOT

[@emma.grace..]

Be gone

[@noodsdood6977]

Wow Uncle Ben, your snapping skills are on point! Very crisp snaps! That's something only real pogchamps can do! I know I sure can't~ Hahahahaha!

[@ShadowFlame500]

I just realized why he plays minecraft so much. That is where he gets all his farming techniques, and where he can get away with punishing the ones that are misbehaving. Genius

[@FakeOverHeaven]

big ounce is truly a hero we all love him

[@stormsand9]

"Oh sweet wompum!" One of my new favorite catchphrases.

[@Cappybara_fan808]

The cappys are staring into my soul with cuteness

[@ezrakornfeld8436]

Oh how big the capys have gotten. When they first got to the farm, they were not much bigger than big ounce but now, they are big boys

[@DinobEpic67]

Those creatures are so adorable and precious.

[@Darkplasma26]

The Capyblapy costumes are the most adorable things I’ve ever seen🥺 Edit: Name the piglet Gizmo!… Anyone remember the DanTDM adventure maps? Then you’ll understand the reason for the name!

[@Comet_373]

Calling pumpkin guts Golub Jamin 😂

[@astheworldturns3855]

What a beautiful combo of animals as friends mate! Wish humans could get along the same way.

[@wrath...]

just came back from a quick "crying my eyes out" session. uncle ben and the gang really brighten up my youtube recommendations, thanks for always bein' here for all of us

[@ghoultooth]

Hope you’re feeling a lot better after this vidya, nothing wrong with a good crying your eyes out session! Sending virtual Big Ounces

[@ronster.]

I feel so proud of being in 10:03. Like, this is a child-like excitement.

[@kayc_x3]

Not sure how I feel about the development of poggers being the only animal with a soul 😂

[@laurenharris8636]

I love how he says when you buy pumpkin seeds at the store they are 5 dollars but when you buy a pumpkin and get the seeds out of the pumpkin it’s 4 dollars and 99 cents lol.

[@mondenkindqueen]

But you get three to five times as many seeds.

[@eltzuchan]

big ounce is just a romantic soul thats in love with the world, he has to greet everyone with an open mouth kiss to share that love

[@the_Red_Star]

5:25 the piglet just treats gort and quandale as inanimate objects to hide in

[@BeamingFun_]

The only videos that make me happy

[@gvn8942]

Gotta name the pig Sir Porkington IV

[@dr.kawasaki7380]

2:50 these 2 just sit here w *nothing in their head* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🎃🎃

[@beans00001]

This is a certified “Gort Carves His First Pumpkin” moment

[@usosaito.namahage]

Big Ounce literally just staring daggers into the camera like "I'll remember this..."

[@annacobb1140]

I like that none of the animals who should eat the pumpkin will, but tiny tupac loved it lmao

[@jmoney5032]

I think everyone went wild when Gort said "It's Halloweenin' time" and Halloweened all over them

[@kordthedruid1101]

Thank you for so much entertainment and laughter, you made covid bearable. Kiss all the animals for me ESPECIALLY Poggers......and Kevin

[@bodyofhope]

Whoever painted the Cappy Blappy, nice work! 👍🖼🎨

[@richardvye9958]

I needed this serotonin today. Rough day. Bless 🙏

[@victoriaterry3083]

This was yet another stupendous vidja!!! I love Gort and Quandale's costumes!!! I hope you and all the animals have a safe and fun halloween!!! Many hugs and kisses to you!

[@Ty-bz7zx]

I would name the piggy "George Foreman" He really has a way of fixing up some great bacon =)