This Duck Thinks I’m His Wife (I’m not)

[@silverscorpio24]

"This is enrichment for Patrick." Shows man getting mercilessly gored.

[@scottyensen]

🤕can we stop the enchrinchment yet father. 😵‍💫

[@HallowedKeeper_]

Nah, not just a man. A Florida Man who loves to hunt 20ft Pythons and walk through the Florida waterways barefoot taunting every single venomous creature he encounters as well as taunting Swamp Puppies.

[@danthemansmail]

He needs to put some foam pool noodles on those antlers before Patrick punctures somebody.

[@culturalenigma]

Cheese

[@Alis91236]

😂😂😂

[@MagnaFae]

Between all the scratches, animal kisses, and wading in dirty water, Uncle Ben must have the most hardworking immune system on the planet

[@clausroquefort9545]

don't forget the raw karen eggs he had in the past

[@n.gustchow6076]

I love that he can't help himself but kiss all the animals-no matter how dangerous the idea actually even is...His affection-aggression is *real* .

[@jmbkpo]

open mouth kisses

[@Prebaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@simonmatrixretard take, good job

[@Raksha38]

If we ever have a Captain Trips situation, the survivors will be Uncle Ben and elementary school teachers.

[@bookofthedeadinternet]

love garbanzo beans' transition from quirky background energy to main sidekick to farm sex pest

[@GarbanzoBeansFan]

sex pest 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AngryTheNikname]

Lmao

[@durere]

farm sex pest sounds like the perfect premise for a romantic horror movie.

[@chimpchick91]

That last part almost made me spit out my drink 😂😂😂

[@arcticgoddess]

😂😂😂

[@missnevenka]

The way Garbanzo Beans walked alongside the new goose was hilarious. It’s obvious Garbanzo thinks he owns the joint and was informing Mr Goose about the Ranch rules.

[@warmarmot1]

Lol I was thinking it looked like the goose just got admitted to a psyche ward and Garbonzo is the overly friendly long term patient showing him around and introducing him to everyone.

[@imorvit]

Ducks are really funny little creatures. If they had hands they'd definitely take over the world.

[@sausagepeels428]

Garbanzo was giving a tutorial

[@Angie_Arts]

they do have arms, they hide em under their wings! and they are working on it -duck

[@insan3giraff39]

If there was anybody to finally intimidate Kevin, it would be definitely be Garrett. I actually didn’t even recognize him for a bit. He’s usually in Florida messing with snakes and crocodiles.

[@Narutosonicrule1245]

Outside of his natural habitat, the Florida everglades

[@AlexMC7528]

fishin garret casually yoinking a box cutter with his bare feet

[@larin4587]

He's very good at fishing stuff out of water it seems

[@Fivreld]

phenomenal gripper skills

[@Dickbulginheadin]

That's his audition for the next Tarantino movie.

[@AB-wf8ek]

I thought he was joking about the box cutter. I will now take everything he says at face value

[@hyperboles6563]

he tends to yoink things quite often

[@Cast-Carnival]

"Just let him sniff your hand" Bro is a menace 😭

[@Wooper160atThePond]

Kevin the Pibble

[@Scrial]

@@Wooper160atThePondhould put a flower crown on kevin, that will surely make him less agressive.

[@SvenSecuritySicherheit]

Best idea so far​! That would change everything😮 @@Scrial

[@Dondolini94]

Kevin got scared off at the end, i think the pose was the key

[@PeterPeter-rl9vn]

Kevin just looks meaner and meaner every day, the rage inside of him is only building.

[@Yuuray]

honestly, what's his deal

[@titanmasterxd6329]

@@Yuurayneurological issues. He is just extremely aggressive because his brain is in constant attack mode due to his genetics. Hyper aggression is a pretty common neurological issue in most animal species, it’s also common in dogs.

[@kirirathor2817]

@@titanmasterxd6329bro watch to much National Geographic

[@ghostdog662]

I think he just wanted one more Nirvana album

[@thefallencog]

@@titanmasterxd6329 It doesn't seem to just be purely aggression mode. Maybe just with Kevin, but with Souljaboy he seems to be permanently in aggression mode in relation to defending/finding a mate. Because as uncle ben has shown, there are periods where Soulja boy is just completely fine.

[@dmonick8755]

10:55 HEY THATS THE YOINK GUY!

[@kennmaldonado6234]

WOAH IT IS

[@GairfieldButCooll]

6:33 THE SOUND AFFECT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I CRIED

[@SnowFox_VR]

You have a bad sense of humor no offense

[@GairfieldButCooll]

@@SnowFox_VR no shit lol also you can’t say no offence after you say something rude that’s not like a free pass LOL

[@SnowFox_VR]

@@GairfieldButCooll I know sorry 😂

[@theblitzblader3967]

@@SnowFox_VR You have a shitty opinion much offense.

[@MindMunchiesChill]

HE ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TELL US THIS TIME!! 🤣🤣

[@soupyvibes6170]

I was gonna say the same

[@kyokazuto]

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[@soulflame5635]

End of days

[@jenpink4298]

😱

[@obnoxiouspriest]

Holy shit you're right! I'm scared guys!

[@Selatapey]

Thank you for clarifying that you are, in fact, not this ducks wife

[@TwinklesTheChinchilla]

He's the side "chick".

[@Chompchompyerded]

He's a rape victim.

[@Lazy-Lizard]

​@@Chompchompyerdednot a great joke to make I don't think

[@irajserpent8453]

​@@Lazy-Lizard what do you call it then

[@blakewhite3131]

​@Chompchompyerded not okay.

[@WarriorCatAtHeart]

LOVE seeing Fishing Garrett here. Hope he's around more often as an intern!

[@TrevW92]

Hope he finds that’s python he’s been looking for 😂

[@hikkespett]

Oh no. you didn't watch till the end. R.I.P.

[@WarriorCatAtHeart]

@@hikkespett he passed away, perhaps- for now. If death could keep one of Uncle Ben’s interns down, he would never hire them! /s, lol

[@Exemus]

Poor Fishing Gerard. He died doing what he loved. Making tiktoks

[@HaloGamer37]

R.I.P the Yoink Man

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

I was like, "IS THAT F*ING GARRETT?!?!" lmao that's hilarious 😂 he shoulda yoinked Patwick

[@mina_itse]

Why you censor fishing

[@pep4338]

LOL ​@@mina_itse

[@michalmanos4320]

Thank you Ben for providing life and healing and space for these animals. On Sunday the 14th my pupper of 14 years crossed the bridge, I tried giving the best possible life to him while he was here but Sunday was a tough day. I watched your previous vidya on sunday night and it brought me alot of comfort for some reason. Seeing the baby roo out hopping around made me smile. I don't know why, but just seeing your channel is like directly watching the circle of life spin around. You may not need to hear this or even care, but I feel like what you're doing really is god's work.Thank you endlessly.

[@samuelflabra7326]

Classic “Goose in the car” moment as we all have from time to time.

[@bernadette573]

I enjoyed Pigs in a van.

[@Thatbear_]

Garbanzo beans divorces wife for uncle Ben 😢💔

[@StargazingDragon]

The scandal is fowl

[@cosmically4286]

Garbonzo wife: «this is my husband Garbonzo beans and this his boyfriend Uncle ben»

[@Apuleius_]

Garbanzo is neglecting his lovely duck wife in order to commit trans-species sexual assault.

[@Reset_5]

The lore just got deeper

[@Rudoku1]

Garbanzo beans has a harem.

[@kiwirar5885]

Hey Uncle Ben, I have a genuine suggestion maybe try reaching out to a company called Gunner Kennels. These kennels are 5 star crash test rated and I use one to keep my German Shepherd in and she's an adorable little creature that is prone to separation anxiety and even with that she has not been able to escape or get out and potentially hurt herself once!

[@justinowens8834]

Garbanzo said "hey come check out my pad." 😂

[@tinacorsini]

Thanks!

[@romanr9977]

So kind! 🙌

[@Emmiilimme]

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤❤ ❤❤❤❤ ❤ ❤ ❤❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

[@sheepherder911]

6:05 Garbanzo tracks down Uncle Ben like the Terminator.

[@pedrodu3626]

Hi uncle Ben. About your lights chewed by squirrels. You should buy a soldering iron, so you can just repair the wire itself. It is really easy to use (You can learn it in 30mn with a youtube vid) and this way you don't need to buy whole new thing each time one wire gets cut. Have a good one

[@dawert2667]

Probably a worthwhile investment. Rodents are drawn to wires like flies to poop. Sometimes I think that maybe they can hear the electricity buzzing through them and thats why they chew wires with so much passion

[@Rikarikun]

@@dawert2667 it's the material they use to make the insulation for wires currently. I heard it was made from soy or something instead of something they won't actually eat, but I don't know the full story on that aside from it being something they can and will just eat, instead of being made from something inedible.

[@jayemm7942]

@@Rikarikuncan confirm squirrels chewed my porch lights into confetti over winter when they were never electrified

[@DemsW]

Thought about that immediately, he could just task an intern to learn it rather than throw these perfectly good lights away

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

You can also just leave the lights on, let them ride the lightening. What we had to do in our old control room at the plant I work in. Rats would get into the relay cabinets and electrical buss panels. One day, a rat made contact with a 480v junction and he was really cooking. Another one hit one of the 1500v main fuses and just made a loud pop noise.

[@philoctetes_wordsworth]

Several years ago, a neighbor gave me 2 kittens described as “abandoned”. Their umbilical cords were still attached, and they were not super dry. One of the kittens was having a hard time with the bottle, right away. Very quickly, I did a lot of research, and found Fox Valley. Not on;y do they make nursing replacement milk for almost every animal you can imagine, they have special bottles, for nursing specific animals, and those needing more care. They are angled, and have a way to control the flow of milk that is unique. Also: they are blown glass, so they are superior to plastic, in every way. Those bottles saved Captain Fantastic.🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@Meileehere]

I am Canadian and am living vicariously through you to assert dominance over Canada geese. Forget I said that.

[@5050TM]

* Everyone will remember that *

[@SevenOne_71]

Every upload im astonished how Uncle Ben has dedicated his life to the rehab, he gets no vacation days. Thank you Uncle Ben for sacrificing yourself to care for these animals! It definitely doesn't go unnoticed.

[@scatteredleavess]

Uncle Ben and Fishing Garett is the team up of the century

[@Wooper160atThePond]

Most Iconic Duo of all time

[@HobbCap]

11:41 rip FISHING JARED 😔

[@strxwbxrry_420]

1:03 Bro, uncle Ben’s dad sounds just like him except slightly bass boosted lmao (big compliment btw, I love your voices)

[@nezlover]

God bless you Uncle Ben 💙🙏God bless all the creatures 🤗💙🙏🐱🐶🐹🐰🦊🦝🐷🐴🦎🐢🐊🐍🐸🐐🐑🦘🦘🦘🦔🦨🦫🐿️🐦🐓🐔🐣🦅🦉🕊️🦢🦆🦃🐝

[@whooby297]

As a Canadian I'm glad to see some representation on the channel. Thank you Uncle Ben for hiring a Canadian actor. On behalf of Canada Thanks!.

[@Cooldudecrafter]

Uncle Ben forgot to tell us 😔

[@salt3092]

I WAS JUST THINKING THIS AS I FINISHED THE VIDEO LOL

[@kyokazuto]

AAAAAHHHH 😢

[@garden_dork]

He is yelling at a lemon tree as we speak

[@shyla7722]

canadian here, can confirm canadian geese poop A LOT, a flock of canadian geese live in my work's front field. Walking through there it's more goose poop then grass most days.

[@ElysetheEevee]

This is basically the entirety of downtown Boise, Idaho, too haha. My grandma used to work at a credit union downtown and there were wild geese and peacocks that lived in the area. It was messy.

[@Rullstolsboken]

As someone living in a European country with invasive Canadian geese, they shit everywhere and ruin beaches and docks

[@snarkymoosesshack8793]

I see the Cobra Chicken makes an appearance on Ben's channel. Woe betide that man.

[@GodSUCCulus]

That grass be growing good now lol

[@kennaelpis]

in canada, canadian geese are also always on the cull list because their poops are polluting too much

[@courtney5796]

I watch all your videos and rarely comment, but gotta say what a good human you truly are. Thanks for the great content, but thank you more for what you do! I recently had to save/raise a squirrel from 3 weeks old to 8 months old now. Release is coming this spring and I will be devastated when she is gone. Edit: I don't know who Kevin is, but I bet he would pay you to be able do this. He looks like he is loving it!

[@artisticly.Inclined]

“Florida Man and Texas man attempt to take on a Kangaroo, Florida man dies tragically in a Patrick Bateman attack”

[@goodsamaritan8417]

9:22 Of the course only the yoink man was able to scare Kevin off through aura alone

[@Dino_Boy.01]

0:01 the Kevin curse. You can see it in his eyes

[@An_Actual_Rat]

It's the Devil Gene. Blood relations confirmed?!

[@IAmDerekTB]

Kevin has come inside of poor dababy

[@randomstuff7934]

😨

[@justheretowatchvideos123]

6:05 garbanzo beans jumping up in frame and immediately running towards you to get thrown😂

[@JJEERRPP]

i can't fkn breathe!!! too cute!!!

[@OtterTyBJJ]

Lol yes😂

[@--Paws--]

It made a cute jumpscare

[@viktoroo]

u mean to get laid

[@fayefayelou4093]

"Papa?!"

[@Storybender]

I cannot believe FishingGarrett was an intern there...that's so cool!

[@OldieWan]

I operate a very small animal rescue here in the southern sector of Hudson Florida. I salute you Ben! You are truly a kindred spirit ! Big 💙💙💙💜💙💙💙 ! Amazing work, amazing peace of heaven for these little adorable creatures and Kevin and his kin. RIP Big Ounce!

[@HauntedHeme13]

Honestly can't believe that goose didn't attack him while he was driving haha

[@JAWsInfinity]

Thank you for the goofs and gaffs, Ben. I said goodbye to my cat today and this helps me feel better.

[@piediddly]

I'm very sorry for your loss. You have my sympathy.

[@GarbanzoBeansFan]

very sorry

[@kizzykat]

I'm sorry for your loss. My heart is with you.

[@GabeJohnson-tf6bg]

RIP meower

[@skaterdave03]

Big internet hug for you!! 😢

[@MafiaFrog]

Goose in da car foe today 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Schneiderleslie]

I love that your dad is just as obsessed with animals as you are 😂😂 I imagine most of y’all’s messages is just animals you both found ❤ thank you for all you do for these helpless animals

[@silverserpent420]

My soul left my body over that thumbnail.😂😂😂😂😂💀 G-beanz is something else. 😂😂 You gotta admit those crocks are probably very attractive to him. 😂😂 Bless the rescue, the animals and our Uncle Ben. 🙏🏽

[@Skafiskafnjak51]

Imagine POV of that Goose coming to a Rescue ranch, instant new friends + chilling in the pool.. just a dream 😂

[@cameronbelles4192]

That goose became chill real quick😂

[@kyokazuto]

5:33 don't threaten me with a good time uncle ben

[@Swalësß]

Same

[@bakdpotato143]

7:52 A free bucket? That's an absolute win.

[@penofficial_]

9:22 Kevin knew he was dealing with the lord of Florida man and didn’t want to be yoinked. The smartest thing Kevin has done in his life.

[@funonthebun7662]

Man, it's hard to imagine what the ranch used to be. You are not only improving these animals but improving the land nice job Ben. You make me wish I still went to wretched Baylor so I could just drive by and see the sights.

[@ajayroldan6290]

Kevin didn’t want any smoke with the intern after that stare down 🤣

[@BlueGuyFG]

Uncle Ben gotta be one of the texans of all time.

[@Alexdoh]

THE TEXAN!

[@icbtv8207]

yea prolly if u think about it

[@jimbeam4140]

I'm liking the new intern. That boy has spirit!

[@XarkoCZ]

had*

[@Husky92223]

had* 😭😭

[@carlsoll]

3:05 Yoo those *night-time* shots are Awesome *B* :D

[@hollydisanto9148]

Garbanzo is my fave. I just love watching him waddle fast to Ben. Sioooo. Cute.

[@SofieSantiago-Winters]

10:06 the legendary yoink man blessed uncle ben with his presence

[@naitodesu6564]

Uncle Farmer Dad Ben and the Yoink Man is my favorite crossover in the Urban Rescue Ranch cinematic universe

[@neonavaro25]

No wonder he intimidated Kevin. The man has been intimidating us for years! 😂

[@wiryprawn5217]

Uncle Ben youtooz was the best purchase I ever made

[@lisaspencer1057]

“That’s cupcake. She doesn’t bite. Let her smell your hand” 😂😂😂😂

[@Blockheadfun]

Who wouldn’t want a handsome man like Garbanzo Beans as a husband? He seems like such a likable gent.

[@MrRourk]

He got a new home security system I mean goose.

[@TheRealQuartz]

Why must you put thyself in harm's' way by not wearing arm protection? must thy knight not wear such armor to protect thyself from water fowl.

[@itssebee]

why tf don quixote posting a comment

[@cosmically4286]

⁠@@itssebee lest him cooketh

[@Goofybig_goober]

Because thy knight is a real sigma alpha male

[@sup-j9r]

I to eke glaze down upon mine orb and fear for fusty uncle ben's armeth from the feathery fiend's attack. Who is't wilt protect thy animals if 't be true uncle ben's arms art did reduce to stubs

[@johnberryann6167]

Tis not thy role to question the Arisen.

[@EricBujold-xy8wc]

You are f*ING awesome..that Canadian goose is v.i.p..and you got me smiling so much..I love what you do.i am from Quebec Montréal. please take care of you and all your friends.you are a good person.thank you so much.from all I see from you all,you are all awesome.merci je t'aime.all my love to you all.

[@BassManBobBassCovers]

"Just let him smell your hand" 🤣

[@Left4Deaded]

'This is enrichment' **intern getting bullied by animals** lolol

[@mememcqueen5052]

I'm still incredibly impressed and happy with how far Uncle Ben has come since the start of this channel. Proud of you so much!

[@ZoroIsGone]

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand

[@ZoroIsGone]

And guess what he said to the man, running the stand

[@SmokeyMoonlight]

Hey! Got any grapes?

[@coltonr83colt]

No way.

[@patrickwain6214]

@@SmokeyMoonlight the man said no we just sell lemonade

[@jackashmore]

And he said “HAY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TODAY”

[@farodyne]

This is by far the craziest vlog on KZbin! And it's just because of that I love it so much. Leaves me laughing and smiling each time! 😂The enrichment section just cracked me up totally! 🤣

[@somekiwi7779]

Patrick’s training has been unbelievable… he’s so much more powerful compared to just a few months ago…

[@tunasandwich395]

RIP Fishing Jaleel, we hardly knew you

[@jackashmore]

2:00 you’re comedic timing and situational awareness is 10/10

[@irisfang]

Hey Uncle Ben! And biggerton ounce of course, you're such an inspiration! Been following you since before you got your wildlife licenses, I think it's really neat. You've helped inspired me to work with wildlife in the future, and I've actually learned a lot from you guys. Sharing your experience really helps, gives me an idea of what it's like. While I don't think I'd ever start my own wildlife rehabilitation center like you, I still want to work with one. Keep doing what you're doing! I can't wait for the possibility of one day working with animals

[@E.veee03]

You’re awesome Ben! You inspired me to change majors from vet science to wildlife research!!

[@kokenjoyer]

6:05 Garbonzo running to you is the cutest thing on earth😊

[@kokenjoyer]

Why tf is the smiley there i didn't type that. DAMN YOU GOUVERNEMENT

[@Its.shrimple]

His videos trigger my motion sickness., BUT I CANT STOP WATCHING‼🙏🙇

[@ARandomEliatrope]

You'll realise soon enough benny boy that you are infact his wife

[@infinitejest441]

His hen

[@Chrisilch]

I love all your videos. Thank you for making them

[@IuliaDrabikmcdrjuly]

Fishing Garret is so cute, we need more of his on yo ranch uncle Ben!

[@tylerclyburn7898]

It's the yoink man himself in a uncle Ben video. That's awesome. Love both of yall

[@Tomy_Yon]

1:26 Uncle Pokémon, Gotta catch em all. 😊

[@TPLS2]

Realizing one day there could be a tornado near the ranch reminds me to pray that never happens.

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Poor Mr Yoink man, immune to snakes and swamp puppies, but a lil Patrick boi ended up being his end.

[@igiem368]

To help with the algae, I would reccomend using pond snails. They can help eat the algae which regulates its growth.

[@squirrelgirl1853]

Thank you for helping these animals! You are living my dream life! Much love and many blessings!!!

[@SAjimclose]

That's Cupcake! She don't bite 😂

[@therealikitclaw8124]

"This is cupcake" is the funniest thing I've heard all day (it's 1 am)

[@reesespieces2390]

Thank you for specifying you're not his wife. I almost thought you and him were a couple.

[@TheSirk47]

bro even the yoink guy and yoink girl came to help this is amazing !!! literally amazing people finding more amazing people

[@MasterSango]

The only thing that scares Kevin is the Florida Yoink! Man! So happy Fishing Garrett visited Uncle Ben! Love you both!

[@KomboEzaliTe]

Seeing Garbanzo Beans waddlerun over to you is cute every time.

[@darksoals]

Congratulations on your first devil chicken

[@purrpureo]

As a canadian i salute you for even approaching the goose.

[@RustockOffical]

Best thing about your video is i feel like i'm spending the day with you :D

[@netherdominater9960]

When he first showed the baby opossums, you can see their ears twitch because they hear him talking but they already trust him so much none of them woke up, that’s so sweet

[@Box_issues]

Man, you need more views you’re crazy good at this. I love watching your videos, dude. :)

[@amaulana090]

8:07 Thank you for not chucking that lizard to the chickens lol

[@BasedAndRedPilled1]

You need to put pool noodles around patwick’s horns so he doesn’t impale someone.

[@fungustheclown666]

Pool noodles and foam balls at the end. He can have antennae

[@kyokazuto]

yeah I was thinking the same it's gonna be safer for everyone

[@BasedAndRedPilled1]

@@fungustheclown666 a new hybrid species.

[@somekiwi7779]

I beleive that uncle Ben is the most powerful living organism on planet earth

[@Wildiscool]

Its always a good day when uncle ben takes time out if his busy day to upload for us

[@RoachDogg_JR]

We must protect Garbanzo "Binglebop" Bingus at all costs.

[@FredDurst1]

my brother

[@brianwalsh1339]

Very bold of Garrett to be grabbing a box cutter with his toes lmao.