IF VIDEO GAMES HAD FACEBOOK 3

[@FairyOfSomething]

"THERE IS NO PHIIILLL, ONLY MARRRIIOOO!" The possessing thing is almost horrifying if it wouldn't be so hilarious. :D

[@Phil-pl4rm]

My names Phil

[@samunstosray4331]

but then you realize phil is already wearing a hat

[@regismcduffie1567]

Mario's f****** scary

[@someperson6219]

Goddammit Mario, this is the 186th time you've done this

[@takumisaito5475]

Mario is fucking evil huh?

[@aryanmodi602]

Mario's gone TURBO!!!

[@aryanmodi602]

Xx_Lunaroo_xX yes

[@marsh8795]

Lol good one

[@kadraahmed7461]

AHHHHHHH

[@kadraahmed7461]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@zcanime5997]

Xx_Lunaroo_xX LMAO! RALPH HAS GONE TURBO! MR LITWAX!

[@TheAussieJPLoco93]

Kirby had the most ADORABLE voice

[@Leo-ws3bp]

JPonyLoco but is it cute on a man because thats what kirby is

[@TheAussieJPLoco93]

Mario Mario To answer your question; yes it's still cute that Kirby, DESPITE being a male character; has a cute voice, honestly its not even a big deal, not sure why you're making it seem like it is, I just said the voice was cute, that's it

[@dice_overlord]

I know OMG

[@justarandomfan2421]

True

[@АвториВоображение]

4:55 This is the cutest rock i've ever see. OwO

[@YugiYamiAtem]

Ironically Mario can't capture people who are already wearing hats so none of this would have happened to them

[@DrGandW]

He can knock hats off tho

[@ADragonNerd]

except for Pauline lol

[@w_randrs2340]

Why are people like you allowed in the comment section... Can't you just have a sense of humour...?

[@ShadowClaw92]

Wait. That's a real thing? 0_o

[@ShadowClaw92]

Nevermind. I saw the trailer. No one has to explain anything to me anymore.

[@JUANCOOL132]

yoshi is pretty hypocritical to kirby

[@starliemushflaire7060]

Tru

[@electric2360]

JUAN COOL I

[@KK-44-22]

So mario has now become a poltergeist and steals Bowsers ending

[@MadMax1475]

I love the fact Mario didn't know Laura's name even though it was written above her messages. (5:28)

[@bito2041]

Mario and Kirby are kind of the same, eating/possessing people to get their powers.

[@firebluetoad3990]

Ethan Palmer Technically he only possesses one person at a time. So, he cannot create a hive mind. And, he can be hit out of the thing or person he's controlling.

[@michaelshinwell621]

remember :all offers your friends and family may have already been replaced by Mario

[@richardgibson8403]

vulpiton online but he can't possess more then one thing at a time.Did Mario get a double cherry

[@mystery8064]

Helllo Itza me MMMMMAARRRIO

[@akanshchowdhary1356]

Mario gone rouge

[@akanshchowdhary1356]

Guys RUN MARIO: JOOOOOIN USSßSS ME : FALCON PUNCH MARIO : OOOHHH NOOOOOO

[@RedshiftButterfly]

Mario's always been red...

[@akanshchowdhary1356]

RedshiftButterfly rouge in the sense evil

[@SpectralDynamite]

Akansh Chowdhary Ahem... *ROGUE Spelling matters.

[@akanshchowdhary1356]

SpectralDynamite 🤔

[@levix3373]

IIIIIIITTTT'S A MEEEEE! MMMMMMARIO!

[@aita_sageblood]

LeviX NNNNOOOOOO IIIIIIIITTTT'S A MEEEEEEE! MMMMMMMARIO!

[@Dio____Brando]

Shadewalker 13 it was me DIO!!! Wait what are you doing?! IT'S ME MARIO!!

[@randomadventurer2452]

Oh shot. We are screwed!

[@shadowlance8212]

Quickly run before gets you-- IIIIITTT'SSSSAAAA MMMMEEEEE MAAARRRIOOOO. JJJJJJOIIINNNN UUUUSSSS

[@levix3373]

shadow lance LEEET'S A GOOOOOO!

[@edsbegaming507]

I like how Jeb is so serious on updating his social media that he gives everyone a play by play of the chaos

[@georgepallis3740]

5:12 how did she heard his voice. aren't they suppose to be texting

[@kittymccatface1154]

George Pallis Don't read to much too much into it. It's supposed to be a funny strange skit.

[@ishaanjordan]

i think it means his typing style and what he's typing

[@theonething4882]

Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaggggiiiiicccc

[@julianwilliamson3364]

When she said he doesn't sound like him she meant that, he was texting in a weird manner unlike himself

[@wetsocks347]

*in video games there's no logic, Why not here to?*

[@reid9664]

1:00 that's the guy from honest trailers

[@joshuatutanes4191]

Yep. He also voices Bowser and Pey'j.

[@Speedstreak]

There is no Phil. ONLY MARIO. OKEE DOKEE!!

[@chosenhero4833]

5:13 How the heck do you know what he sounds like? You're talking over Facebook

[@johnnylowery1157]

Is it creepy that Mario can now possess people? Sure he can't do it to people with hats but still.

[@ZenoDLC]

Is it creepy that Kirby devours the peaceful creatures and then use their power? Is it scary that a teenager can be running around the world with no supervision while having a team of gods, monsters, and monster gods? Is it new to Nintendo?

[@johnnylowery1157]

ZenoDLC good point 👍

[@Bloopdoop95]

1:37 They got Gina (Thomas Sanders reference)

[@the_destroyer1236]

Gina: 42? Teacher: WRONG! *Gina falls back like she was hit* Thomas: THEY GOT GINA!

[@Bloopdoop95]

Gina wash stupid. The answer was obviously 3.65x the mass of the sun

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

Bloop Doop saying what it's a reference of ruins the reference

[@MariuigiKhed]

I don't understand why Mario should Cap-ture his ex-girlfriend.. (yes, for the one who probably forgot, Pauline is the first Mario girl, the one from Donkey Kong)

[@MariuigiKhed]

Phil-Mario and Laura texting NOT EVEN AN IDIOT COULD WRONG A NAME THST IS SHOWN!!!

[@ZenoDLC]

Unless it's a new continuity, Pauline being the current Mario's girlfriend wouldn't fit in the timeline though, Game Theory had a video on it, but to summarize, the current Donkey Kong's age shows that it can't be the same DK that was in the arcade game and it's more likely that the arcade DK is now Cranky Kong, so Pauline would be either the current Mario's mother or grandmother

[@MariuigiKhed]

ZenoDLC nah, that is uncorrect. Pauline and Jumpman Arent Mario's parents. Jumpman is Mario, its confirmed since Donkey Kong Jr. And Pauline is now Mario's friend (As Mario vs DK serie tells) But why They didnt get old As Cranky is because New Donk City/Real World 's time goes faster differently, from the Mushroom Kingdom (Do you belive that Mario and Peach are 20 Years old? Confirmed by Myamoto) and DK Island is between Real World and Mushroom Kingdom, that explains why the Kong visits New Donk City and the MK too even if They are different worlds

[@ZenoDLC]

Make sense, unlike how many professions Mario had. Anyway, Mario probably only wants to try the capture ability and then got addicted or power crazy, or he's just that possessive

[@MariuigiKhed]

ZenoDLC yeah

[@ludgerwill.krisnik6298]

"There is no Eddy only Venom" is what I thought when I heard Mario say that at the end

[@ADragonNerd]

that Bowser Voice is PERFECT. If there;s voice acting ever again in a Mario game, I would want him to sound like that

[@Milmiskew]

The only thing unrealistic about this is the fact that they aren’t dming each other

[@sorbet_salamanderd2014]

It's happening, it's happing! Me when TWAU season 2 was announced 😂

[@mucslemanic]

GeekyGrace 10 what's TWAU

[@sorbet_salamanderd2014]

mucslemanic The Wolf Among Us, its made by Telltale games

[@lil_vault_boy]

GeekyGrace 10 The game is based off of the comics

[@Engineer_Who]

Thank you so much for that Beyond Good & Evil segment. So glad to know I'm not the only one feeling that way.

[@timopaisley]

I never thought of Mario this way...

[@ren_bee]

"Really? Then what's my name?" *clearly says Laura* "MMMMMMARIO?"

[@art1st1x]

Kirby is a male. Just to let you all know.

[@da_shadowwarrior8613]

Warrior Spirit but if you play a Kirby game and listen to his voice....

[@whiteninji352]

Da_ShadowWarrior a voice actress voices him. This isn't a first

[@lorddingus8142]

Kirby is a Kirby, not a male.

[@carved_cuts]

Jeez everyone, calm down. It's true. Kirby is male. He's reffered to as he/him in the Right back at ya series, and interviews.

[@amandaking6100]

So true

[@KhanGarth]

can you actually possess people with your hat in Odyssey?! thats super weird

[@snivyservine6361]

Garth Palmer Watch the trailer again.

[@baderbaltan]

Garth Palmer only if there not wearing hats

[@skootz524]

well, only ONE time.

[@ZenoDLC]

It's possessed by a hat-ghost and we're working together with it or something, we had paintbuckets, paintbrush, and toxic sludge with eyes already, what's a hat?

[@grkpektis]

I thought I was the only who thought Mario demon possessing innocent people was one of the fucking creepiest things I have ever seen. That hat better turn out to be the real villain at the end of the game

[@protoplasm-1]

That Kirby voice is adorable!

[@oven8748]

The mario odyessy bit was so on point he literally possesses people

[@homelesstemmie2981]

*throw a dictionary at anyone who says kirby is a cannibal* it doesn't count unless it's your own species and the only character is the same species as kirby is Meta Knight and + the victim never die in kirby's "inter-dimensional" tummy and he can release them like yoshi does by putting them in eggs

[@ZenoDLC]

We never seen Kirby release any of them though, closest we got is the Super Star's helper system, but Kirby don't necessarily create the same helper as the one he devoured there, so it is very likely that it's only a semi-sentient materialization of the power Kirby used to create the helper, and even if they doesn't die in Kirby's stomach from being eaten, they will eventually die from lack of nourishment there, plus while Yoshi does probably put the creatures he eats into the eggs, when the shell breaks, nothing is in it, so it is more likely that Yoshi used the eaten creature to make the egg as material. I would like to add that I'm ignoring Smash Bros. as it's not a reliable source of info, as they have to change various stuff to make it "fair" (I'm looking at you, Meta Knight) for a fighting game. As a side note, are Pokemons cannibals?

[@homelesstemmie2981]

Ok I'm I'll "no" and plus Kirby can't due to him being a baby

[@ZenoDLC]

Can't what?

[@homelesstemmie2981]

Talk, sorry

[@posi1187]

Homeless Temmie He can talk. He's not a baby, more so a young child

[@ChimpManZ1264]

I want to see Minecraft Story Mode done. So many directions could be taken with it!

[@jare3459]

Bower got a point when you a celebritythey let you do it

[@bowmanc.7439]

Kirby is not a cannibal. It doesn't eat it's own kind.

[@CyberFunk626]

2:59 *Well That's Ironic* Considering That Bowser Has Been Possessed A Few Times In The Mario Series.

[@nightkreecher]

king boo: i took his body

[@TheSlinkyDogg]

THERE ISSSSS NO PHIIILLLL, ONLY MAAAARIOOO

[@jonathanthomas9259]

Ah, man. The part of the creepypastas.

[@Solarblossom2238]

Someone needs to create a Mario horror game where he just goes around possessing people with Cappy.

[@taavidude]

Can someone explain the mario possessing people thing?

[@spider-sem5143]

Look up, mario oddisey

[@beeeeans311]

Why can no one spell odyssey?

[@videowatcher3297]

There a new charater named cappy is a hat with eyes

[@TheKewlPerson]

It’s called capturing not possessing

[@ADragonNerd]

TheKewlPerson. It's still possessing people lol. He takes over a person's body and controls their every move. The person/thing under his control also gains Mario's facial features, which is another classic trope used to show someone is possessed

[@Mastergamer616]

Mario section is fuckkkkked uppp

[@mysterynerd3591]

Mastergamer616 Mario has ALWAYS been fucked up from basically making donkey kong a slave leading to marios first appearance

[@lucianotapia840]

Last time I was this early I could make an original comment.

[@its1899]

luciano tapia true

[@cartersheehan7440]

too bad u missed the chance to by commenting that

[@ericchang8176]

Peach: You've kidnapped me and you're forcing me to marry you. Bowser: When you're a celebrity they'll let you do it. Nice try on attempting to slip through with that Trump reference. Not gonna lie though, it's f***ing funny

[@dingledude.]

So is no one else gonna talk about how Kirby: Planet Robobot DOESN'T take place on a different planet than normal? It was just a mechanized version of Popstar.

[@colincertain5448]

I agree

[@regularshow960]

These feel like narrated tumblr posts about headcanon dialogues more than facebook stats

[@neilpatel8769]

Finally a fourth part damn dude been waiting for a while, love this

[@andrewknowles8095]

0:33 Doug has been possessed. 🤧

[@Mr.Z2311]

The entire Mario Odyssey skit, really interprets my thoughts on the game, streight up, weird

[@chillariedcmusic]

I just lost it at the HZD part lol i'm glad you guys included it

[@drawkilldragon]

OMG I just had an idea... IF UNDERTALE HAD FACEBOOK!!!

[@demi-femme4821]

50% of it would be Alphys wasting time. Besides, they have UnderNet in-game, so we can practically already see it (not to mention the True Pacifist Ending where they all interact so it would be too easy).

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Y'all are stupid! -Guzma

[@totaldramakatie9210]

Now that I think about it. Super Mario odyssey's concept of possessing things is.....terrifying

[@luishernandezsoto]

Do If Doctor Who had Facebook/Texting

[@ConnectedSims23]

You guys went overboard with the Super Mario Odyssey jokes

[@ethanmartinez3878]

The one with Jeb is from unknown players battlegrounds! Love that game!

[@ghostpigoen]

Now I feel like Mario is gonna bust through my window and posses me lol

[@thechevyferrari9559]

New Prey rules, bro. Sorry, but it's fucking good.

[@commanderjason7786]

Yeah, man. Even though I haven't played the old Prey, I still think the new Prey is REALLY good.

[@esh360]

Mario can only possess people who need help with their remote control car

[@josh.0220]

2:46 "GEORGE CLOONEY NOT YOU TOO!"

[@BlackFlash09]

Bowser isn't doing anything wrong. He's been trying to unite the kingdoms for years.

[@skootz524]

*shows up wearing a tower of hats glued to my head* ha! I am now fool proof!

[@ZenoDLC]

*Prepares a lighter*

[@descimator]

(tosses hat at the bottom

[@demi-femme4821]

TF2 was created to prepare people for this day

[@lwanco1018]

And that's the story of how Mario took over the world.

[@Dreski19]

ITZA MEEEEE MARIOOOOOOOO HA JK Just fell in love with this channel! Ya earned a sub.

[@winterohlson9432]

"You don't sound like him" Said on Facebook

[@SecretAgentNein]

The Mario possession thing was brilliantly done.

[@teo2175]

MARIO HAS LOGGED IN

[@nightwing6287]

most of these games I didn't even know..

[@merry8647]

2:59 to 3:08, can't stop laughing

[@jknowley]

Great vid guys!!

[@gingerkays7362]

You should do one about Fire Emblem. Think of all you could do with the whole "the franchise is dying" thing back before Awakening

[@petrakrasna267]

Did Brizzy Voices give Kirby voice???

[@joshuatutanes4191]

Yes. Same with Princess Peach.

[@KookieStar]

The Mario odyssey ones omfg XDDD

[@JangoFox]

"What's my name?" "MMMMMMMMMMMMARIO?" You're on facebook! You can see her name! I love this video to death, and I'm gonna be saying "oh my donk" to my friends to a long time, but seriously?! XD Ironically, the fact that it's so stupid got me to laugh really hard, so what do I know?

[@ddqfpluskick]

I have no idea what these games are...except beyond good and evil and the kirby skit...I'M SO OLD!!!

[@Torpedex10]

i think warp zone have forgotten the concept of fb its now just become a script reading

[@hummingtide6771]

Mario can't capture people with hats.

[@fxmaster2571]

I wasn't expecting Fat Princess to come up!

[@Soup3dBlast]

Help meeee it'd marioooo! Do some.....*IIIIITSA ALLL GOOOOOOOOD*

[@nightkreecher]

(pulls out gun) you want die buddy (gets in tank) ill ask you one more time DO YOU WANT DIE BUDDY

[@oyeh8908]

That Kirby voice is perfect.

[@binarypench]

I think the Pong Paddles' speech would just be "BEEP"

[@dragonmb7]

I will never look at Mario the same way again.

[@milagrosperez6143]

We need Mario as a horror movie.

[@sebastiankarlsson7358]

if metal gear solid had facebook

[@Courtney2216]

That would be great.

[@xout0ft0astx4]

Do if Transformers had Facebook

[@dhnation4975]

Jack Curry bayformers?

[@xout0ft0astx4]

Dorian Harris Any continuity is fine, but they probably wouldn't do Bayformers because of the amount of hate the movies have garnered

[@dice_overlord]

WarriorGod Games that's awsome

[@oobservador4364]

Great. Now I'm afraid of Marios, mustaches and hats.

[@mrmacju1530]

Did anyone else lose it with the HZD bit?

[@darthfenrir7773]

MrMacju Yep. Funny thing is, she could have just taken the helmets off.

[@Aegician]

Don't trust Mario and wear a hat at all times Oh and if your asking kirby is normal

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

*starts a hat collection like it's Team Fortress 2*

[@hollowhearttitan]

so the point of these videos is to make a funny facebook parody with these games but how come the jokes they make don't really work with facebook, like hearing eachother's voices and not being able to read the names of people who comment?

[@onlyonedeedee]

Hey you guys, good job as always. I noticed you haven't done Dexter's laboratory acapella yet. Could this be your next one possibly, please? Thanks and keep up the good work

[@manuelzesiger6126]

Can someone please make a night of the living Mario

[@aakashsancheti9614]

If this video was released in 2021 Dom Toretto would show up and save Jeb

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

NOT PHIL!

[@balfanghellfire]

Last time I was this early this channel was still making drinking games for gamers.

[@thestoriesofarobloxian1494]

YOU REALY NEEDED TO DO A GHOSTBUSTER CLIP, RIP CHILDHOOD.

[@seabornetrain96]

Can we just talk about the phil and Laura scene, she heard him through a text, and he couldn't read her name on the post, funny none the less

[@MMDTrxsh]

Pauline: *"HORRAAAAAAYYY, I'M. COMING. FOR. YOOOOOOOU~!"*

[@buffybunny5875]

"When you're a celebrity they let you do it" Well a few pointers from Bowser I guess

[@manoftruth0935]

God... Mario has become a villain. Grab his hat before it lands on your head!

[@dannyrea9146]

I love the player unknowns battlegrounds reference!!

[@WinstontheClown]

I actually want to see if fnaf had facebook

[@konstantine4817]

If assassin's creed had Facebook :)

[@Cry42]

5:25 it's Laura...literally says it right there... Also, how did Mario know she was talking about the body he was possessed without knowing her name?