Star Wars: The Acolyte does everything right

Star Wars: The Acolyte transcends time, space and television to deliver Disney a bonafide hit. This is the Star Wars show you're looking for.
#StarWars #Disney #TheAcolyte

[@christianarvelo3330]

Sarcasm is strong with this one. 😂

[@crowbar_the_rogue]

I didn't recognise the youtuber, so I wasn't sure if it was sarcasm at first. Either way, I enjoyed myself immensely.

[@zacmccollum7144]

Thank God lmao I opened this video and disliked and was about to find something else, but realized it wasn't serious 😅 so.... I I un-disliked it and liked it instead

[@KB8Killa]

He had a gold mine to work with. It’s really flowing

[@Dracsmolar]

Shouldn’t it be, strong is this one with sarcasm?

[@user-ws3ce5bn6f]

What sarcasm? This is all true! This show is amazing. 🌈

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

The minute that the rainbow lightsaber was unleashed to slay Darth Patriarchus, I knew Star Wars was now absolute perfection.

[@D54812]

dude im crying :D

[@jameslauder3984]

😂

[@ekaiser9302]

I really want to see a Darth Patriachus, he will use a dildo lightsaber to rectify oponents to the dark side.

[@LuisSierra42]

When she looked directly at the camera and said "Down with the patriarchy", i sobbed deeply

[@physalisgp0265]

😂😂

[@PilotHat]

Your sarcasm has doubled since the last time we met Critic

[@KB8Killa]

He went full woke critic

[@tarantulaclan5025]

Twice the sarcasm, triple the applause!!

[@Hawk-Tuah-on-that-thang]

What sarcasm

[@stevencarmichael1985]

I understood that reference.

[@theshindig1432]

good, twice the sarcasm, double the funny

[@VincitOmniaVeritas7]

“The lovechild of David Bowie and a pineapple”. I laughed like a maniac.

[@nofutureproductions9242]

And here I thought I was the only one. Two. MAaan-ee.

[@Danbotology]

Vegan Annie Lennox combined with the music got me straight afterwards.

[@VincitOmniaVeritas7]

@@Danbotology another great joke. I wonder why they didn’t bother to hide her eyebrows too with prosthetics and just paint them over. It looks ridiculous.

[@magnuskallas]

I was wondering if Bowie was mentioned, ironically Thin White Duke, coke addicted sex addict :)

[@nemesisjuggernaut7920]

@@VincitOmniaVeritas7She has to take it off for lunch break. Can’t be looking silly among the elite

[@The_Reality_Filter]

I clicked on this faster than Anakin blew up the Death Star...

[@TheNefastor]

Darn, I always thought Watto blew up the Death Star for spare parts.

[@darksoles1305]

HAHAH​@@TheNefastor

[@TheNefastor]

@@darksoles1305 plus, Watto is immune to Jedi mind tricks, that's why Vader said "it's as if he's protected by the Force". That's why this makes sense. And you know he's fallen on hard times after "Ani" left for Corruscant, so he had a real motive to scavenge.

[@markomus1]

YIPPIEEEEEEE!!!

[@master-dukecuthbert5061]

In my head cannon, rey blew up the deathstar. And she said, (British voice) "take that imperialists! That's what you get for subjugating all those refugees!"

[@Ziqohth]

"Whats that dead carcass he is pulling?" STAR WARS

[@2stroke438]

Bring out your dead!

[@rotgutthebloated4730]

now i get it!

[@frakspikes2619]

@@2stroke438 The cart drags Indiana Jones, Marvel, DC, The Muppets, and a few dozen other's cadavers All the while, Kevin Smith drags HeMan to continue the original Monty Python gag

[@garyl5128]

Made me roar with laughter when I saw that!

[@firefox6285]

'Half Witcher, Half ninja, all Queen Cleopatra' what a title 10/10.

[@JaJa_Pose]

I can’t lie, Master Tokyo took me out🤣🤣🤣 I was not expecting that

[@nukiesduke6868]

Just remember: The same people that used to bully kids for liking star wars, DND,etc are now in charge of it. They bullied nerds, nerd culture became cool, hip and mainstream. They inserted themselves in, took control, stopped using "dork/nerd/geek" as an insult and replaced it with 'incel.' *GATEKEEP YOUR HOBBIES AND INTERESTS or watch it tank.*

[@xancypillosi9497]

Not really. These people r just losers.

[@spartanx169x]

And or get a hobby they can't control- Hunting, fishing, riding motorcycles. All things that represent masculinity and freedom.

[@DestroyTheWokeBrainrot]

@@spartanx169x Cringe af.

[@camojoe83]

Geek culture isn't popular. You just live in echo chambers built by other nerds and you think that means everyone likes you. They don't. I played plenty of D&D. Nobody called me a nerd because they knew I'd use my firewood hands on their face in a rather jockish manner. Gatekeep your hobbies.. lol, nah.. just grow a set and ignore what other people do while you do yours. It's not hard.

[@nukiesduke6868]

@@camojoe83 How can one ignore what other people do when your hobby is invaded and they actively seek out positions of power over your hobby? Like collecting anime figures? Well too bad. The feminists came and harassed all the companies to stop having skimpy dressed figures. Like playing magic the gathering? Too bad, they came in and implemented a bunch of dumb rules you have to follow or else you get kicked out of the space. If geek culture isn't popular than why is marvel the biggest franchise ever? Never seen so many face palm inducing wrong statements spoken so matter of factly :/

[@tilmonhocutt8780]

Ok for a terrible moment I thought you were serious. But thank goodness sarcasm is NOT a lost art. Well Done!

[@TerrorFront.]

First time here, right?

[@JoeyJoejoe-sq9io]

No binary suns, but binary daughters. Well done, sir.

[@OstrichLongneck]

If we wait long enough, the jokes just write themselves 🤣I'm still chuckling over the quip!

[@RaceForFadio]

If Disney had thought of this, it would have been the tag for the show and they would have thought they were being clever. Awesome satire

[@umaikakudo]

The binary is undefeated.

[@paulnolan4971]

David Bowie and a CONKER ! lol

[@vdanger7669]

My only complaint is that it needed more Force Scissoring.

[@rgerber]

foremost i would cast some pretty actresses

[@kevynhansyn2902]

That was in the deleted scenes.

[@patrickday4206]

Force tribbing the power of three wait many 😂

[@FrancSchiphorst]

Nah that's banned. Cuts the string!

[@FaultehBoi]

They rlly were gonna hit climax with the "power of many" 💀

[@MrJojoringo]

If by masterpiece you mean the masterpiece I've just unleashed in my toilets then yes it is THE Masterpiece

[@roberturlaub8526]

well spoken ma dude. i agree to 107%.

[@Gabriel-uu4jt]

So uh did you actually watch the video? Lol

[@MrJojoringo]

@@Gabriel-uu4jt Yeah and I agree to 126% to the video

[@alesosouto]

143,7%

[@muznick]

"Master Tokyo" You're killing me.

[@islandonlinenews]

“The Acolyte, does everything right, As long as you’re not male, straight, or white.”

[@vampirecount3880]

Or a Star Wars fan lol

[@williamgriffin3447]

Beat me to it​@@vampirecount3880

[@Ghost_Hybrid]

I don't think real Star Wars fans of any color like this.

[@roberturlaub8526]

he forgot to mention that your brain have to shut down completly like after 15 min without oxygen. then im sure its truely a masterpiece.

[@vampirecount3880]

@@Ghost_Hybrid Yeah, im a brown guy from Brazil and i totally agree

[@cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775]

It's such a stunning and brave masterpiece that Wookiepedia hears the call. All will be retconned and rewritten to make sure that The Acolyte not only happened but ensure that the Prequels are nothing but lies.

[@velocitymg]

We can only dream

[@tiestofalljays]

I very much doubt it. Wookiepedia is doing that virtue-signaling, performative bs with the rainbow colors on the logo. What a bunch of clowns.

[@imthegoat94]

@@tiestofalljaysyou’re reading comprehension sucks

[@purplesamurai5205]

​@@tiestofalljaysThat site fired three admins who worked on the site since like 2007 because they didn't mindless support (INSERT CURRENT THING THAT TOTALLY WON'T BECOME A SLIPPERY SLOPE).

[@coolguy9616]

Even in 1977, George Lucas would never have just painted a bald person green and called it an alien. I guess their 300 million dollar budget isn't enough.

[@rikard.h]

You hate Thrawn too? Or are you just on the hate bandwagon?

[@BillGunslinger]

​@@rikard.h was Thrawn created by George Lucas?

[@davidbarry282]

Look closer in the cantina scene, then rewatch the prequels

[@rikard.h]

@@BillGunslinger Nope. The point is that people often use double standards when trying to criticize The Acolyte.

[@NOG9003]

And when we needed him the least he re-appeared

[@ch1ppz430]

this parody reaches levels that even KK couldn't imagine... ty

[@Beezer1742]

That 5-foot-nothing padawan taking on a sith who just killed 6 Jedi knights…. Totally believable

[@mikebryant614]

....with next to no formal training, a la Mary Sue Rey .Cause " girl boss" .

[@maestrodmc]

Her adamantium skeleton and healing power gave her an edge.

[@umaikakudo]

With the power of the Force, all things are possible.

Size matters not.

[@cedricvansteene-madore7528]

1v5 no problem...but 1v1 with a strong women... he had no chance 😅

[@peterk.rosenthal1417]

Finally a KZbin critic who understands television and sees this show for the masterpiece it is.

[@andykaufman7620]

This show went Checkmark Supernova

[@MultiZernez]

Directed by Harvey Weinstein’s favorite assistant

[@user-tp7gy4dj4l]

I call him Harva the Hutt. Thanks to him, Leslye Headland got her sexist misandry authentically. She also got sufficient compromat on Disney execs to make her unfireable. I admit that's speculation; the only evidence I have is Headland's continued employment.

[@slowneeee]

Logan Paul’s wife

[@illuminahde]

Amandla got her dance moves from her father's side.

[@KB8Killa]

Lmao it’s like a bizarre mix of both sides. Ending in a very erratic ugly thing

[@Christo_Trismegistus]

and she would say that's racist because she doesn't want anyone to know her father is white

[@TheNefastor]

Dancing ? You mean that wasn't epilepsy ?

[@carybrown851]

That was "dancing?" I thought it was a PSA educating us on how to identify epileptic seizures!

[@AA-ed6ek]

That's from both sides.

[@amazingbakingsoda6811]

SW now stands for “Sapphic Witches”! Thank you, Disney!

[@reddeaddude2187]

Are you referencing that lesbo Greek poet? Well done 👍

[@michaelstephens9852]

Scissoring witches.

[@Sailrjup12nh]

Sapphic Witches!!! I almost peed myself! 😂😂. I think Sappho would be insulted!

[@pinkspider28]

The love child of David Bowie...and a pineapple!!! 😂😂😂

[@EsteemedReptile]

"A planet of alien lesbians" honestly sounds pretty rad out of context.

[@tiestofalljays]

Yep. If they would focus on telling good stories and not pushing agendas, no one would care about them including stuff like that. The only proof one needs of this are the older Star Trek shows. They have tons of episodes that dealt with social issues. The difference there is the “message” didn’t feel forced, and the writers were actually skilled. Disney’s Star Wars quite literally turned me into a Star Trek fan lol. New Trek is pretty trash, but still not as trash as Disney SW.

[@pessien8474]

Futarama and Rick and Morty did it right,

[@dannygahs]

Death by snu snu

[@EsteemedReptile]

@@dannygahs The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv]

That has been done. Mars Needs Women. Queen of Outer Space. Others as well.

[@Dazgul]

'Vegan Annie Lennox' 😂 Proof you can eat too many greens.

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

"David Bowie and a pineapple"🤣

[@TerrorFront.]

You're so pretty...

[@lylewilson6493]

HE LIVES!!! The Woke Critic has returned 🎉

[@JackTorrance333]

Best comment

[@drholmes2036]

Like Palpatine

[@MultiZernez]

The acolyte has awoken him from his slumber

[@dosdes888]

Praise Seoul!

[@gardogodinez6621]

Somehow...

[@user-tp7gy4dj4l]

General Paris. Commander Berlin. Admiral London. Colonel Delhi. Captain Perth. Lieutenant Ottawa. Brigadier Beijing. Major Moscow.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Admiral Amsterdam and Lieutenant London would be a better alliteration

[@blackdynamite_5470]

My grandmother told me _"I don't care what they teach you in school, Star Wars is Gay"_ My love for Disney's inclusion and diversity just went sky high, just like their stock price

[@vampirecount3880]

Star wars went from a movie about a war in space to lesbian witches. What a time to be alive

[@robderich8533]

... and lame.

[@proybankins709]

​@@vampirecount3880😊

[@georgehouliaras7239]

This show is a true revolution by showing the world how strong the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy really is. Another golden egg from Mickey.

[@Rick.0472]

don't forget "the power of one" and "the power of two" to build up the legendary move "the power of manyyyy" (that thing was probably the most cringe thing star wars has ever seen)

[@emceedoctorb3022]

@@Rick.0472 Every time I hear that bloody idiotic chant the only thing that goes through my head is the Troll drummer from the Band with Rocks In from Terry Pratchett's Soul Music. Because Trolls in Discworld are monumentally stupid they can't count. So every time he counted the band in for a song instead of the normal 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 it went 1, 2, 1, 2 many, lots.

[@reverseflashplays8615]

Being able to headbutt a lightsaber is Insane ngl

[@blackdynamite_5470]

They did WUT?? 😳

[@Cryptosifu]

And deactivated it too. That was sick af 😂

[@B00bed0utBa22]

Best move of the entire fight scenes so far

[@wdeltag]

Well, that's the only real canon thing in the whole series. Those helmet and arm brace are made from cortosis - the material that short-circuits lightsabers.

[@EddieVH77]

​@@wdeltagOh damn, I didn't know that, awesome to finally see it, shame it had to be in *this* show

[@IphigeniaAtAulis]

If I could get this guy to do a running commentary for all the episodes of The Alcolyte, I would watch everyone.

[@SeamusDunmaggotin]

I could sense a disturbance in the sarcasm, It was as if all creation cried out in agony...

[@S.M.A.Batista]

When I saw Master Tokyo. I died 😂😂

[@Gabriel-uu4jt]

That's legit the funniest acolyte video I've watched. Thanks for bringing it like that it's refreshing and funny AF

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

The greatest lines featured on The Acolyte: This lightsaber is literal perfection. It will be, when it fits inside a woman.

[@thehoerscorral8565]

LMFAO

[@terrellbeast7369]

Clever...man so clever!

[@ObservantPiratePlus]

"The Power of One, The Power of Two, The Power of TUUUUUNNNNAAAAA!!!!

[@LukeLovesRose]

😂

[@jedieknight72]

Finally someone sees this masterpiece for what it truly is!

[@LuisSierra42]

YAAS YAAS

[@intotheunknown21]

belongs to the trash

[@TheWhiteGuyWhoIs72PrcBlack]

SKSSKKSSKSKKSKSKS

[@lordmuaddib]

the only shill i trust!

[@leemansius6078]

Truly we live in the golden age of pop culture. Unfortunately great art has a price. Every episode costs 2 Godzilla minus Ones. And stacking Star Wars toys at Ollie’s doesn’t pay the bills

[@HermioneTheCat]

ohhhhh i get it, satire! how lovely :) i literally almost didn't click because of the channel and title but then i thought.. Either it's a really hilarious joke, or super hilarious cope, and i was right! keep up the hilarious work dude, subbed! 😂

[@eyeofrage7025]

The Power of One! The Power of Two! The power of Flopping!!

[@blackdynamite_5470]

What a brave and stunning review Truly a masterpiece of all time I cried at the end 😭😭

[@lavalleeverdun]

"A mean plot pie..." Roared with laughter on that one.

[@reddeaddude2187]

8:21 You fookin killed me mate. Cheers!

[@mustang607]

Even with the Acolyte, woke still hasn't gone far enough. By it's very nature, woke can never go too far.

[@mikebryant614]

Correct, it can by it's nature, never be " Woke" enough, and will continue to grow in it's absurdity in order to survive. We have not even begun to see the true power of the Woke Side.

[@davidmorgan1038]

3 months!!!? ..totally forgiven. Sexism has decreased by 53% since The Acolyte’s debut…

[@jimmynoneya2584]

"Master Tokyo" had me laughing so hard excellent

[@jimmynoneya2584]

HOW IS THIS CHANNEL NOT AT A MILLION PLUS SUBS! It's genius, hilarious and well-written thank you sir!

[@hamiltoncox7651]

"Master Seoul"...how did no one make that connection brfore? Brilliant.

[@germanxmascookie]

How does Woke Critic have only 49k subscribers?? This is the most brilliant channel on KZbin.

[@michaelstephens9852]

The critical drinker is hilarious.

[@Andromedon777]

On all of KZbin...hm

[@blackmantis3130]

People don't get sarcasm

[@nobodyreally834]

There will probably be a General Tso Chicken at some point.

[@Papamarmottin]

That was witty and frankly hilarious. Thanks you :)

[@freedone.]

Well, you took your fine time shooting out this vid but we're glad you eluded the grasp of the DEI Empire...

[@WestOzMT]

Lightsaber haircut ground breaking.

[@Andromedon777]

Remember how girls try not to burn their hair with an iron?

[@coolcat23]

The Acolyte is perfect in blurring the lines between earnest effort and satire. Best consumed as satire but who knows whether that was the intention?

[@Cryptosifu]

Look if Smile-o Ren doesn’t notice that foreshadowed tattoo from Episode 1, all is truly lost. 😂

[@glenrack-zl2ot]

My head touch the back of my feet when he say "Vegan Annie Lennox"

[@WILLIAMMORALES-gw1zz]

So in a galaxy where all diff species gets along, they somehow don't accept the alphabet witches, is because they are annoying AF?

[@blackdynamite_5470]

even the vacuum of space rejects them

[@NinaReviewsThings]

LMAO Im laughing so much thank you! 😂 “You can have your cake and eat it. But just dont share it with a man - especially this guy” 😂

[@kevinbuja8105]

You Brits are the best at dry, sarcastic humor. I laughed so hard, I had to subscribe.

[@Tony-sq8vq]

oh sarcasm supreme 😛

[@khairabergui]

I have missed you😂😂😂 welcome back🎉 FROM DENMARK WITH LOVE 🤗

[@swapsplat]

The satire is strong with this one

[@TheDrodder]

I've never seen a brand stick such a large middle to its customers. It'd be like if McDonalds turned its entire menu vegan

[@shanew5957]

Just checked a few days ago to make sure I didnt get unsubbed. Welcome back!!

[@fishertheadore6095]

I was waiting for this One, I can't wait for Him to *Cook.*

[@KikiLaxmi]

Ohhhh the sarcasm!!! It was exactly what I needed!!! 😘😘😘

[@jrc99us]

2:34 DUDE! I was eating! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@rayharvey1330]

Han Solo slipping on a banana peel and falling off a bridge to his death was the worst thing that ever happened in Star Wars.😢 Oddly...it's the same fate that befell Captain Kirk.😮

[@KarateWerewolf]

Amazing show. They spent their 180 million budget well. I hope they make 10 more seasons. 😂

[@bena2591]

I owe Jar Jar an apology.

[@mchammer5592]

Dude! I’ve been waiting for this more than any other commentary 😂

[@bcal8118]

He's Back!!

[@blackdynamite_5470]

and he's black Diversity is our strength

[@corning1]

I’ve been waiting for you man lol

[@thepcgamer7678]

When i saw the title I was like wtf I was hoping it be filled with sarcasm instead of actually having things done right in the series

[@karimali9699]

When the sith lord activated his lightsaber with the line "Its woking time" I knew shit was about to go down

[@schadenfreude6274]

I am proud to be a Gay, Non-Binary, Gender Fluid, Black Vegan Palestinian living in Today's World. Everyone worships me. 🙂

[@Traktrysa]

YOU COME BACK!

[@martinstuvland8620]

Satire done right. 2:50 "and a pineapple" caught me completely off guard. Cracked me up! 🤣 4:07 Nice reference! Honestly. Generally good references all over the board! Adding to favorites.

[@AlthosWTF]

I always thought the padawan looked like Cheetara from Thundercats.

[@nlpnick]

The critics videos look better than the show itself

[@Elongated_Muskrat]

We need The Acolyte to make Andor look better by comparison

[@blackdynamite_5470]

Andor was always good, you coward

[@kataisa3]

“Vegan Annie Lennox” 🤣

[@theredcheddar1756]

Bro can make anything rhyme he should honestly consider being a poet

[@Spyritmyx]

love your channel. welcome back.

[@humbertocastellanos6417]

👏

[@EddieBloecher]

What wonderful sarcasm!!! SUBSCRIBED! LOL

[@janibeg3247]

a true masterpiece. Soon to be kept by the Library of Congress

[@MrDreddyp]

If you judge people by what the do the people who made star wars are super super racist and super super sexist. When will people learn reverse racism is just that racism and the same goes for sexism.

[@dma8728]

Acolyte is the best show ever!

[@Gopher31]

Finally my feed gave me something good! Love the pure sarcasm!

[@DWanEllington]

This is genius. Literally the best thing on KZbin.

[@BlackGold-fc7tu]

It needs more gayness

[@adamsmith4153]

And it's not lame enough. Surely then can add more lameness.

[@abcde1054]

The best reviewer!

[@georgepatton6195]

The only Jedi easily defeated when a house spider crawls into view

[@crazyralph6386]

The Scissor Witches need their own spin-off musical. 😂