Star Wars is Alive! The Acolyte Strikes Back

The Acolyte silences critics with the single greatest episode five in the history of episodic television. Star Wars strikes back!
#StarWars #TheAcolyte #Genius

[@miguelservetus9534]

The trees falling against gravity gets me every time. Such creativity. Gravity is a tool of oppression by the patriarchy.

[@djn6962]

It’s hard to watch that part. It messes with my perception of reality and looks really wrong hahaha

[@AliasSchmalias]

@@djn6962 Every part of the movie is hard to watch, not only "that part" xD

[@djn6962]

@@AliasSchmaliasvery fair point. The entire show was a complete mess from start to finish.

[@simpelgames645]

“If Shakespeare was alive today, he quickly wouldn’t” bro I can’t 😭

[@fuferito]

We've seen light sabers blocked, disabled, and cut hair, but rarely kill nowadays.

[@adamm2091]

A refreshing take on the world of space wizardry.

[@jilliebean6312]

I mean this episode was great the sabers killed 8/9 jedi…

[@bruhdon4748]

May as well not even have lightsabers at this point.

[@bruhdon4748]

@@jilliebean6312until it’s revealed some mcguffin saved them all some how next episode

[@jilliebean6312]

@@bruhdon4748 true im hoping that jeki doesnt have like 3 hearts and 4 stomachs or something so she survived

[@Mancada100]

Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."

[@arminxvs3372]

They still were subscribed? 😂 This is somewhat Stockholm Syndron. Being held hostage in their fandom but hate-loving it.

[@rangerone8813]

That would be the Force coming back into balance.

[@BGP369]

You hadnt cancelled already? Late to the game.

[@tyr3759]

Still being subscribed is a peculiar type of masochism. I guess you got those type of people as well.

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Truly the most Star Wars that has ever Star Wars in the history of Star Wars. I cried when Spock showed up.

[@freedone.]

And when Spock said, "I sense a disturbance in the Force, which is Female..." It made me weep...and poop my pants at the same time🤣

[@MrVenona]

I didn't watch it - was it old Spock or young Spock???

[@Leirothehero]

@@MrVenonahe was old but identified as young. So both

[@emancoy]

🤣🤣🤣

[@CATONWATERMELON2]

I also loved it when Helen Ripley showed up and fought Samus. So many strong females

[@shazmodeus2795]

We've reached a point in woke television where the shows and writing are so bad that even the Woke Critic is unable to truly parody them.

[@litrim1285]

Yeah, I could feel that too in this one.

[@mamv80]

What are u talking about? This is a safe space to appreciate the magnificence of the woke arts, no parody is needed

[@freedone.]

Can't wait to get the Lego set for this episode. It'll have lots of pieces that don't fit together. 🤣

[@jeffkanning2388]

This is the best thing I’ve read in weeks.

[@joshuabean9409]

Yessss

[@freedone.]

@@jeffkanning2388 I've been watching too many video shorts about Lego sets lately. Lego is seeping into all my comments 🤣 Hey, what about a Lego set for Star Wars fans unhappy with Disney. A Lego Eiger, A Lego Kennedy and 2,000 non-woke Ex-Star Wars fans all in one playset. 😂

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

​@@freedone.This is autism plus...

[@bettafish6548]

Badum tsssss

[@gordonneverdies]

"I have no name" "So... Sith........Solo"

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I thought that haircut couldnt get worse. Boy was I wrong.

[@Christo_Trismegistus]

I was hoping she was about un alive herself before she cut her hair

[@drewdark2atlas]

"Never bring a knife to a force fight" :D

[@chrisjames3204]

Acoshyte

[@Ryan-qo9pr]

Just took a big acolyte.

[@mikusoxlongius]

SackOshyte

[@christophersermeno8631]

Asscolyte....wackolyte....crapolyte....😅😅

[@Mancada100]

0:43 "... and now we have our glow sticks ready for the rave!!"

[@StevieZala]

Yeah but no DJ or banging tunes.

[@DeePal072]

In a totally random choice of color, one is blue, the other is yellow...

[@LukeLovesRose]

The king of sarcastic movie reviews is back! 😂

[@robingood21century]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of the Bark Acolyte the Dumb?

[@iamtheexaggerator2760]

No? thought not.

[@rudranilnandi2129]

It is not a story anyone would tell

[@gamintrucker1016]

Have you ever heard of a story so boring you fall asleep?

[@thespectresociety]

This show has stars, and wars. That's all it needed. Oh and women, don't forget women, lots of women, too many women. The first time in any show I've ever complained about the amount of women. Good times

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

The power of one, the power of two. The sea is always right. Or something.

[@michelecastellotti9172]

​@@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289i... i felt like puking sh*t and sh*tting vomit as i read that... please put some cognitohazard disclaimer next time

[@francescoserafini5328]

You forgot crap writing, insipid actors and dumb fight scenes

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

@@michelecastellotti9172 well then you're obviously a bigot. Which is worse than being a murderer.

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

@@francescoserafini5328 all praise to ESG.

[@TitoTea62]

😂😂😂. timing and choice of material is just too funny! hilarious!

[@joelvinson]

I fking choked on my soda when the Undertaker gong hit. You sonnuva HAHAHAHAHHAAAA

[@brendanctogher]

Smilo Ren was offered rehab, but he said “no,no,no”

[@MSmith-ib1du]

Behind every genius concept such as The Acolyte, there is always a genius with a mission just like Lesbian Headlamp shedding light all over. A classy review for a classy show.

[@MrFrmartin]

why are ppl still watching this train wreck???

[@SamuraiShampoo77]

0 self worth and respect for themselves losers

[@cath6851]

only some minority just because it correspondent with theirs political beliefs.

[@haroldb1856]

The moths.

[@crakhaed]

For content!

[@daralic2255]

The arms….

[@TheEyez187]

5:45 - He's going to kill them all. You heard "Osha" whispered; not "Ki Ki KI Ma Ma Ma ki ki ki ma ma ma"

[@michaelreich4827]

Is the media not allowed to ask Headland about her previous employers? If she was a man, she'd be rotting in jail.

[@reallybig4868]

Did we all miss when jackie headbutts a hand with a knife in it. What the hell

[@terrymiller8597]

who's jackie?

[@phoenix211245]

​@@terrymiller8597The holly catgirl.

[@DeansGuitar_PRS]

I don’t want Star Wars to be “woke” I want the characters to stay the same actors to not get confusing. Why make rainbow lightsabers? Everyone’s magically invincible? Wtf Disney

[@botondnyitrai3128]

I was not sure going in what exactly I expected seeing the title and the channel name. Thank god everything seems to be in order here

[@darianstarfrog]

😂 the sarcasm is strong with this one

[@dosdes888]

Next episode is the Masterpiece! I hope it doesn't overwhelm you with its awesomeness...

[@somersetcace1]

The sheer magnitude of cut scene references was impressive. That they were perfect choices even more so!

[@movieedge7370]

Your videos are always brilliant 👍🏻🍻

[@phattjohnson]

Thanks for this video. It saves me watching any of the series.. as this was supposedly the 'best' episode? Feels written by an edgy 14 year old boy who watches too much Anime and still hasn't finished puberty yet.

[@Morggy69]

Lol....laffed my asss out so much i had to rewatch it a second time.. fckin brilliant, props to you sir. 😅🤣😂

[@TheWayabo]

This acolittle thing feels like an AI script, nothing makes sense, the power levels change in every scene, the smiley face sith can force push and kill like 10 Jedi knights together but a Padawan can battle him for longer than most of them, and a Jedi that he already force pushed like nothing can bested him later?, everyone speaks and acts cringy and clichy, the point of a battle is to disarm your opponent and kill him but when you do that you can't kill him because he is disarmed? But it is fine to use cockroaches to kill him?, I really didn't expected less of Weinstein's acolittle

[@i_am_ergo]

"A battle for the ages. Ages three to four." Dude. I couldn't stop laughing for a minute straight.

[@Livelarge913]

These people never learn

[@chuntoon1]

So stunning and brave

[@theashenfox]

I was gonna say that. Doh!

[@FreakTesticals]

This was a beautiful poem

[@BasementPepperoni]

So stunning and brave that she makes stunning and brave seem boring and cowardly.

[@gregweisal5542]

So r my bowel movements. They still go down the toilet. Wish Disney star wars would so we won't have to smell this crap ever again. Can't wait for that rey rey movie directed by a Palestinian feminist

[@chuntoon1]

@@BasementPepperoni Haha .. facts

[@PatrioticAmericanVeteran]

Star Wars is dead. Gone with the woke wind.

[@Anonymiad]

the scene from the debate "she can take care of herself" lmao

[@RonnieD1982]

Why does Amanda look so arrr rrrogant in all of her scenes?

[@batminion6297]

Because she's so bored, don't fk with your discourse.

[@AHappyZeebra]

LOLOL love how well you made fun of this trash show Acolyte

[@darthyautja3442]

Darth Dentures 🤣also Darth Gimp, bring out the Sith gimp.

[@crakhaed]

Get the gimp!!! 😂

[@attlue]

03:03 "..A battle for the ages.. ages 3-4.."

[@rangerone8813]

Dredd versus Pinhead? Oh my word. Make that, please.

[@IleneMurray-t3e]

I"m a racist for not like the TV acting series, my brother was gay. I"m sure they will have enough LGBQW to support them

[@carolyns99]

The bad recorder Titanic theme NEVER gets old.

[@HugoArgentina]

Ages 3 to 4. Truer truths have never been manspoken Mr Critic

[@FargoFalls]

You know The Acolyte is bad when a review mocking it is better than the actual episode! Maybe I'll go watch some grass grow to experience more and better character/plot development...

[@alexneff]

I literally spitout some my drink when i saw vader on a segway

[@spicyslice4676]

Funniest shit I've ever seen

[@IndygosVisualJukebox]

8:40 I’m weakkk!! 😂😂 perfect use of that Home Alone reference!

[@TheEyez187]

5:03 - Is anyone going to smoke that? Nah, I'm good.... I've got one... but 5:10 was the wrong time to smoke it; ended up in a coughing fit after doing a spit-take with smoke!! >XD ... wasn't expecting Vader on a segue! No!!! :D

[@mountbuckekreative4044]

I think its not an element of the elemental, but a reference to "Manos the hand of fate" s Movie cover

[@tio_john]

I just stumbled on your chanel... Fucking loved it you got a sub funny woke man.

[@BD-iu1wh]

Great, now Lightsabers are gonna have the: ‘This product has been found to contain materials that you might die from according to the state of California.’ Just like my lawnmower

[@emilgabl9069]

Ca has 5th highest economy in the nation. San Francisco make more money the 45 states. Ca also produces 1/3 of all vegetables and 2/3 of countries fruits and veggies($59 billion). Most crops are picked by migrant workers. Keep this in mind when you talk shit about Ca. Most state can’t support themselves.

[@JPDD2]

How can you “block” a lightsaber. It’s not even a solid object. It’s heat and light. That literally makes no sense in the context of what the weapon actually is.

[@kingkongkong8316]

Thats not canon anymore. They use glowsticks to light, cut hair and dance limbo.

[@jamesmacleod671]

Take my advice, do not try to make sense of Disney woke wars, take a deep breath and move on. The franchise is dead and all they are doing now is poking it's corpse with a big glow stick. Eventually their woke DEI madness will crumble and collapse on their heads.

[@morecringe89]

In Reddit people is saying "this show is not bad, i don't understand all the complains and the hate...I will not tell you what to or not to watch, now, the bad or good quality is not subjective, this is bad writing and they keep hiring bad actors that cry and dance when they receive criticism, the behavior is childish, that is my critic about the show.

[@harryhoudini714]

Reddit is a Bubble! its basically a giant "safe space"

[@1shogunate696]

You can find the entirety of Disney Star Wars fans on r/theAcolyte. That’s their echo chamber, but as of episode 6 it seems like there is a bit of a divide amongst that subreddit. I have been browsing it since episode one as it has been very entertaining to see.

[@pituk8913]

Well, there are many things users of reddit don't understand.

[@enricolunelli9039]

9:47 I'm dying ahahahha

[@ThinkscapeVideo]

That was spectacular mr Critic! The meme dankeage and editing were top notch!

[@jamesdheel1568]

Surprised that nobody noticed the trees fall uphill 😂

[@rgerber]

8:40 the woke actually included the Marv' scream from Home Alone ..........oh my shizzle!

[@jonchowe]

Im so glad you are back before Rings of PRIME somehow returns!

[@Borderlines]

The main actress is sooo bad

[@jamesclayton6315]

Finally some praise for the acolyte… oh wait!

[@blackdynamite_5470]

"I don't know what he said. I don't he does either" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Trump is such a comedian Vote Michelle Obama We need a diverse and female president for USA

[@nazguljj]

wtf, the acting and horrible story is just laughable!!!! This is NOT Star Wars. Disney needs to stop!!!

[@BearIvory]

Mae: My sister is alive! This changes everything. I will turn myself in now and be a good witch. 5 minutes later: *Stalks Sol around the ship with a butterknife to kill him*

[@crakhaed]

The debate additions were great, esp the shot of Osha (or Mei) and 'he dies, he dies' was perfect combination, well done sir 😂👌

[@AnaFolkenstal]

1:45 GOD, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks SOL and SEOUL is way too close to be a name for a character played by a South Korean. It's kinda cringe and not creative.

[@mikusoxlongius]

Did Mae cut her bangs to be exactly like Osha? What about the face tattoo? Sol doesn't seem very observant.

[@Ruki1411]

helmet that can bounce a light saber is the most ridiculous things i seen in starwar

[@TheStarDeth]

You're the best woke sarcasm video maker right now. Really underrated.

[@emreeren13]

That blond girl at the end was such a delightful change, I completely forgot what the whole video was about. Oh and I think I wanted to tell you that I love your sarcasm!

[@seanmcclure]

Stunning, brave, and strong. The Acolyte soars! Timely and diverse! - mainstream media

[@MisterBooSky]

"Run like the wind, before the ADHD fiend finds you . . . and ignores you."

[@paniedziku3132]

I have no idea who thought this show is a good idea. Waste of money and immense stupidity. At least we can laugh a bit.

[@sharksbreath7]

I appeciate the extra work you put in on the soundtrack. It makes you standout.

[@jakobnunez4964]

I just found out recently that the white haired alien jedi girl is dafne keen, aka x-23.

[@FireOccator]

Nothing makes sense.

[@moxy1701]

That light saber fight looked pretty cool to most people who know nothing about swordplay, but it wasn't very realistic or particularly well choreographed. That Smylo Wrenn Helmet looks kinda ridiculous on a Sith Lord lol! These "Jedi" have no idea how to use the Force in a fight and Smylo keeps forgetting he can use the Force and uses kicks that those "Jedi" should've blocked easily!

[@crakhaed]

It was just fast probably and casual viewers aren't going to catch it most of the time unless they're aware like yourself 😅

[@jeffmcdonald4225]

Damn! Dubbing WWE announcing onto bad Star Wars fights? Brilliant!!!

[@effi9148]

I keep falling asleep during the acolyte

[@cinnamondan4984]

Wikipedia says this series gets like a 7 average. How can it get that good of a score?

[@grandadmiralthrawn9539]

This show is so bad that the Critic is faling at his job dammit 😂😂😂

[@mentalplayground]

You are stunning and brave e to watch this material.

[@marcinwojak8563]

11:01 - one of the best deliveries of the gag ever

[@waxywaxenheimer4169]

This has to be one of your best videos to date.

[@brandontodd2761]

Hilarious they brought force healing into this

[@ronaldgood3545]

"🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!, STELLAR ROAST!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@vancodusan9554]

Great video but I loved your content more when you analyzed it sarcastically like a woke twitter person

[@pauly5421]

Good stuff funny funny😊

[@Doomsday22]

😂 a battle for the ages...ages 3 to 4 🤣

[@ReinoldFZ]

did you CGI handcuffs and giant moths to take the Sith man into the air? is that really in the story? this 180M show gives me the same Wile E. Coyote vibes as the creation of Mount Doomb in the one billion Rings of Power @ _ @

[@iamjayjay6790]

"Star Wars is Alive! The Acolyte Strikes Back” LOL

[@rgerber]

as it seems, the woke has snapt

[@verde5738]

This was easily the best Episode 6 of The Acolyte series!

[@Fartman1776]

The dead Jedi will survive

[@MultiZernez]

the acolyte has truly fantastic writing, i wouldn't expect anything less of Harvey Weinstein's favorite little assistant

[@Mark-wb8dv]

The power of maaaannny

[@arbhall7572]

Ugh! Why are the trees glowing like they are made of metal? (edit) Like after the lightsaber cuts them down.

[@rumfordc]

That's So The Tragedy of Darth Raven

[@steelshepherd6843]

This show is so goddamned crappy...and speaking of Judge Dread, the 2012 Judge Dread movie is better than any of this disney stuff...

[@chrish7904]

If some other outfit outside Disney is also a fan of throwing away good money this coulda been just rewritten and remade outside of Star Wars like Zach Snyder's Grain Wars. Speaking of Snyder, how pissed must he be that his project was turned around while THIS got a green light!