"They Actually Look Comfortable" - Destination F (Vol. 24)

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1. Boat Fail (Mad Hueys IG)
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2. Cactus Fail (‪@lowrangeoffroad1‬)
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3. Bike Flippy submitted by Cyprien, Cheers Cyprien!
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4. Collarbone Smash (@agustinmonsalvec on IG)
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5. Wing Bash submitted by Dan, Cheers Dan!
6. Fountain Fall (@haleynichole6969 on TikTok)
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7. Beer Ball Bounce (Dumpert)
8. Cat Face Beer Flip
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9. Drunk vs Stairs Submitted by Mark, Cheers Mark!
10. Toilet is Out of Order (@birlews on Tiktok)
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11. Soccer Two-Shot (@toppseiren on Tiktok)
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12. Soccer Fail (@kayladunham on IG)
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13. Swoopy Boi In office Submitted by Joey, Cheers Joey!
Music by Audio Network.
Cheers,
Ozzy Man

[@ozzymanreviews]

Get ya Ozzy Man Audio Congrats Cards HERE ozzymanshop.com/card fuck yes, legends, fuck yes! Hope you’re having a mint day.

[@erismana2105]

We need a coloring book of that!

[@doge5731]

ayy howdy Ozzy

[@jackdorseysdisappointedfather]

The card is dope!! Super original!!😂👍

[@pekka8459]

Destination fked...loved it....I'll give it to my X's

[@Jessesgirl0307]

I wish the video was longer. I really needed the laughs

[@Alex_Eder]

I was worried the guy chasing his boat was going to get his ankles sent to destination F by the propeller

[@ajaxjohnson7999]

FACTS!!

[@goodnightmunchie]

Imagine if he was black 🤔🚬

[@apexheat6553]

@@goodnightmunchie ???

[@angrydoggy9170]

@@goodnightmunchie How? Why? How would that change being F’ed?

[@louis-etiennebelangergagno5514]

It really is what should have happened

[@pampennyworth]

Bloody hell! I’m a premium KZbin user purposely to avoid the adverts. Now I’ve gone and bought 2 ruddy cards and left him a 30% tip. I’m a complete muppet. At least I’ll have 2 cards.

[@Dargoneth]

"The Dangers of daydreaming" I can relate.. i once daydreamed on a nightshift (so it was actually nightdreaming?) Anyway, i f*ed up some simple step and the whole batch was ruined + three hours work for the firefighters. Cost the company around 50 000$ 😅

[@ray.shoesmith]

You just know the pissed bloke got up from the bottom of the stairs without injury at all

[@rhone733]

The number of times I've walked into a high wing is more than zero.

[@WaldoDave03]

Hey Oz, maybe the Anti Daydreaming League & Destination F@#$ed Squad could partner; 1) prevent 2) cleanup 3) mid-strength beer

[@nawwk79]

$8.55 is a reasonable price for the card, I was expecting over $15. Good job Ozzyman

[@PhotographerSen]

Yeahnahyeah is the word I took home from this channel.

[@UchihaMadera]

1:00 Had to slow it down to 25% to see what in the destination F@#%! happened lmao

[@GingTangJragon]

Mad man aka goat

[@everready19373]

I worked on F15's and F16's. You make that mistake once, ONCE.

[@OfficialOzzymanG177]

Tremendous!! " You've earned my package of a iPhone/MacBookpro for my December giveaway for more write me up on my social media platform above for acknowledgement.…..

[@toasttst2127]

The guy with the boat, never do that. A couple kids in a nearby lake got run over and killed that way.

[@SalemArc]

Honest question, Ozzyman. Are magpies that difficult to just beat the crap out of? I know they're aggressive and all, but I'd think just smacking them with a broom or something would even the odds.

[@scrimpty]

this video has been out for a month and i still haven't received my carrier pigeon with the link to the card. please advise!

[@mattgoodwin-king2228]

The next friend or relative of mine that winds up in hospital is getting one of your cards. Actually I've just checked the price, you're not fukcing about are ya :) Definitely for intensive care or childbirth

[@bybs5726]

Ozzy man transitioned from a hilarious KZbin channel to TV shopping network so seamlessly

[@izounokuda5461]

F yeah

[@The-Clockwork-Eye]

There's money in merch...Ask any band. Or even shop. Even shops have their own merch, and folk buy it.

[@xiaospetsnaz5809]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@jimmynovak7913]

@L I L I ♋️x what is this?? Are you reading from your journal out here?! Stop it. Lol

[@boxoffisa]

So seemlessly took me out. 😂

[@GIBBO4182]

1:47 😂 girl on the right slips…throws her mate into the water and stays bone dry herself! She won a trip to destination fucked and gave it to her friend…legend!

[@ELBLACKO45]

I was looking forward to a wet t shirt

[@GIBBO4182]

@@ELBLACKO45 😂😂😂

[@goodnightmunchie]

@@ELBLACKO45 imagine if those girls were black 🤔🚬

[@ELBLACKO45]

@@goodnightmunchie just as good.. But why do you bring it up?

[@lookupverazhou8599]

@@goodnightmunchie Imagine if one was black, and one was white. 🤤

[@michelledonnelly6086]

You know it’s gonna be good when Ozzy Man starts with “Welcome to recreational boating!”

[@fabeys2816]

The one you are referring to is the G.o.a.t of ozzy Videos 😂

[@michelledonnelly6086]

I know what’s gonna happen. I know what he’s gonna say….I still laugh so hard I cry. Agreed, GOAT video. 😂

[@Red80008]

By "starts" you mean starting again after he actually started with "I've got a brand new product", right?

[@chedelirio6984]

Timbo lives forever

[@iansamuelson3666]

That kids ruthless slide tackle was epic. I'd like to think she was his new step mother and he saw an opportunity to welcome her to the family.

[@veliceligt02]

He just got up and walked away like a boss too

[@youngdolo8]

Jaap Stam would be proud

[@lukey1989]

@@youngdolo8 we could do with him coming out of retirement, for us at United. Hope we beat villa today 💪

[@Mortablunt]

When you’re past the courteous polite phase everyone’s accepted you enough to let you in on the bullshit.

[@TheSolfilm]

That was a Captain Tzubasa slide tackle !

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

In a compilation filled with elaborate bike stunts and boat fails, there is something so poetically beautiful about the futility of that man from Yorkshire, walking head-first into a Cessna wing, losing his glasses, muttering “-ckin’ bugger!” and wandering off with his arse out as if he could just forget it ever happened 😂😂😂

[@lilliankeane5731]

I really like that one too. 😁.. it was such an ordinary thing to do… his reaction, the glasses flying too, I’m laughing as I write this 😆.. ‘the dangers of day dreaming’

[@patrickgroenewegen]

He was quite lucky it wasn’t a Cessna. For those that know what the Cessna star is, well, you know.

[@lilliankeane5731]

@@patrickgroenewegen is that the one with propellers? Blade like… oooo, totally unyielding /unforgiving .

[@Fiona2254]

@@lilliankeane5731 the ailerons on a Cessna are made of metal, sharp edges as opposed to the one in the video that totally looks plastic and forgiving. Walking face first into one of those can result in a trip to the ER to get some stitches.

[@Fiona2254]

I just watched it again: it’s a cloth wrapped aileron that’s very lightweight, not plastic

[@daemenoth]

we need an ozzy man video game, something like paperboy where he ends up in destination fucked all the time with ozzyman voice narrations.

[@henryate5028]

Epic idea

[@whiskersnbeans]

I would pay handsomely for that game.

[@jongauchay9948]

@@whiskersnbeans as would I.

[@continuumsanctum869]

It's 2022, you have to call the game: *PaperPerson!* Beginner level: Martha's vineyard Hardcore level: South-Chicago Weekend nights Pure Insanity level: LA skidrow every day or time 🤯😵

[@continuumsanctum869]

It's 2022, you have to call the game: *PaperPerson!* Beginner level: Martha's vineyard Hardcore level: South-Chicago Weekend nights Pure Insanity level: LA skidrow every day or time 🤯😵

[@goodial]

"Mountain Biking, we know how these videos end" crash happens in a way I really did not expect! :D

[@Vikingwerk]

Yeah that back tire just did a full stop at the top of the ramp! wild!

[@ericduminil]

What happened?

[@stephenkohler3472]

@@ericduminil The back tire slammed into the seat when he compressed the bike and it locked up for a second... hopefully without a grabbing a testicle beforehand.

[@ericduminil]

@@stephenkohler3472 Thanks for the answer. After watching the video again in slow-mo: I think he lost grip of the bar, fell backwards, landed with his butt on the back tire, stopped the wheel and bounced forward. You can see he ripped his pants apart. It must have been really painful in many creative ways.

[@CohnmanTheBudbarian]

That cactus attack followed by the bikes was comic genius, think I cracked a rib laughing 🤣🤣

[@orange_cat]

Those cactus jumped out of nowhere! They are dangerous!

[@ericp1139]

Watch again and see how the driver got a crotch full of cactus.

[@sophiekerr8964]

The spines embedded in his fingers made me shudder. He’s in for a rough time getting those things out

[@francoistheron3194]

Same.

[@sueneilson896]

had to watch the cactus attack several times to comprehend the full horror of it…

[@paulj7799]

That magpie was terrifying.... you'll understand if you're an aussie.

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

But... He is an Aussie...

[@nicolaschophi4080]

I don't understand why people are so afraid of magpies, here we kill, roast and consume it

[@absolutelyfookinnobody2843]

Yea just like how you guys lost the war against emu lmao

[@mlsaulnier]

Like geese in Canada

[@Primalxbeast]

@@absolutelyfookinnobody2843 With all the crazy, deadly wildlife they manage to survive, it's the birds that do them in.

[@Rocinante_1980]

That kids sliding tackle had me choking on popcorn and crying with laughter. How dare that woman keep our ball 🤣

[@hourglas]

With the walk away and stick flourish to. Legend.

[@waynepantry7023]

My Dad would of beaten the crap out of me if i had done something like that. If he is doing things like that at such a young age what will he be doing at 18 ?

[@leemorralley7172]

That child was a famous footballers child, and that was his wife

[@laser__unicorn]

@@waynepantry7023 Jail time...probably

[@Ar1AnX1x]

so nobody's gonna talk about how she can dribble better than most men?

[@whileriding]

That was a clean tackle... Can't believe Mom didn't roll around in agony for 6 minutes

[@radbaron]

That's what separates the amatuers from the professionals!

[@HellHunter00]

It was all leg, no ball. Kid gets a red from me. 😂 Sit the next one out, ya little mut.

[@WaltTFB]

@@HellHunter00 Yep, straight through, studs up. Straight red.

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

That plane moment is why I like being vertically challenged at times. Not gonna lie, such a thing has happened to me, but as a daydreamer, it's happened less than it probably otherwise would have because I generally walk right beneath obstacles.

[@bryanincommiefornia5629]

As a tall daydreamer, it can be a real challenge.

[@waywardgoddess7219]

Ditto! Love being short too

[@mattnova18]

I'm fairly tall and have been around airplanes enough to know how much it hurts...... my skull is probably all dented up from various collisions.....🤕

[@poncho_x4410]

It's crazy to think how long I've been watching Ozzy's videos and how long he's been making me laugh man! lol Cheers all the way from a fan in America dude, keep doing what you're doing! Great video!

[@theliftexpert]

You know you’ve f’d up in an extremely good way , when ozzyman shows 5 million people how you uniquely ended up at destination fucked ❤

[@TrumanSparx]

I couldn't tell you how many skydivers I've seen sporting little diamond shaped scars on their foreheads from Cessna ailerons.

[@orange_cat]

I'm a bit tall so I would break my nose on the wing, or knock some teeth out.

[@Primalxbeast]

And I thought the helmets were for possible accidents after you got out of the plane.

[@paulroberts3639]

I think that card is perfect for Nanna. Celebrating her getting a new walking frame, returning to hospital or being the last of her friends still breathing….

[@brandonjoseph3422]

Ozzy man, I’ve a few months left. And I’m hell bent on ensuring that your voice and your videos are the last things that I’ll hear and see before I go to destination f’d. You’re an amazing human being , always make me happy

[@selfproclaimednobody4614]

Go and give heaven some hell

[@mikes5637]

Hope you reach that destination without too much pain and strife. Pleasant onward journey, my man. 🍻

[@rhyse630]

god bless you

[@catwoman2596]

It's technically none of my business but if you don't mind me asking what's wrong? I do know a lot about natural medicine and mabye I could help.

[@dirt_xo]

@@catwoman2596 Pseudoscience weyyyyy 💀

[@TheBiggreenpig]

OI, that exploding cactus made my day. My ribs are hurting from the laugh.

[@ericp1139]

Watch it again and realize the driver got a crotch load of cactus.

[@murtazashabbir4587]

4:05 I would suggest make them more personalized by making a button where you say like "what's the f*kin occasion?" And get them to press a button and your voice recites it then and congratulate them. If it's someone's birthday, they have to wait a long time until a birthday is mentioned.

[@ditty445]

What we really need is shirts with DF Rescue Squad on them!!! Hats at least

[@christophermerlot3366]

That's a great idea.

[@ragnarironspear1791]

Funniest man on KZbin feckin hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DC4260Productions]

Ah, yes. My favourite Ozzy Man series! Now I look at New Zealand's 'DF' class diesel locomotives in a very different way.

[@t1aoshibby]

The child with the perfect slide tackle! Re-watched that straight away! Quality content!

[@84bucco]

Red Card. tackle from behind, toss him put of the game. Dangerous play!!

[@Primalxbeast]

That woman was obviously an amateur. If it was a male pro player, they would have been on the ground screaming for an ambulance instead of laying there laughing.

[@NorwegianBastard]

@@84bucco Also seems like the kid inflicted a bit of a sprain of the lady's left ankle 😅

[@TheSalemGamer-Art]

-captions - *cringey smash noise*

[@chrisjames3087]

You're gonna sell a million of those cards.

[@marcusroberts7624]

Destination F is very much like the Bermuda triangle..... Some people never return.....

[@KinchasaurasRex]

How do you forget you've got a plane? Surely he had to duck under before

[@Kevin-mx1vi]

Indeed. I mean, you can't really miss a plane in your garage, so he should have been thinking "Hmmm, a plane. They have sticky out bits, better watch myself", or even "Who the f@ck left that there ?".

[@mike78at]

hope the shoulder of the wine glass mum is ok, the fall looked nasty but she seemed happy afterwards!

[@bryanincommiefornia5629]

I'm more concerned for the mountain biker's shoulder, he smacked that tree hard.

[@soisaidtogod4248]

@@bryanincommiefornia5629 Hopefully he is left handed, if not he will be!

[@Imlaor25]

That boy was dead serious about the game. Wine mom, not so much.

[@electricfil]

Yellow card for sure.

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@bryanincommiefornia5629 - ‘No one was harmed’ (Oh sorry, wrong channel).

[@MeppyMan]

1:22 this is the only time being a short arse is useful. Walked under many a wing without any problem. One time dude walking next to me got clobbered like this fella.

[@pulsarecho1952]

Some people should really read the destination on their tickets before embarking.

[@rimuladas3466]

Holy crap that card is epic. I could use that for every holiday!

[@andycrask3531]

I think that was the point

[@heneedsomemilk2877]

3:05 Lmao what a tackle

[@nasonguy]

At 1:04 old school mountain bikers will be like "SEE! That right there is why you should NEVER run tubeless!!!".

[@lilliankeane5731]

Just bought two of your cards, I’m sending them to friends in Ireland. They will treated with the respect that healthy sarcasm and disrespect deserve 😁. Thanks for the ‘craic’.

[@Jamison1888]

Damn good slide tackle, clean as ref!

[@mrobject9113]

My buddy just got divorced, that card seems like the perfect gift.

[@tyrranicalt-rad6164]

Great Video, Ethan !

[@A1BASE]

Every time I see a recreational boating video by Ozzieman I'm obliged to go back and watch Tim. Every. Single. Time. Oh, Tim.

[@charliewatts6895]

Lol. When I'm feeling down I go back and watch Tim out boating with friends.

[@KimiCruz]

Same here! I Still Laugh

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

2:49 that curry was more powerful than I thought 😁

[@festol1]

02:00 That face expression is why I'm here :)

[@Daithai96]

The the perfect "With Deepest Sympathy" card

[@travistyyy]

Volunteer Watts reporting for the DF Rescue Squad!!!!

[@mcgirtICreality]

Ozzyman, you might want to do something about the creepy eyes man! it's what nightmares are made of.

[@mikes5637]

And on the card as well 😂

[@LindaC616]

Where's WALLY eyes

[@chrysshart]

ngl, I was really concerned for the bloke with the boat. every time the motor passed him I was sure he was gonna lose a leg! I knew Ozzyman wasn't going to show us something gruesome but that anxiety was still there. Awesome video as always, Oz.

[@catwoman2596]

I'd let it run out of gas! 😰

[@rayman8591]

​@@catwoman2596you then would be charged with endangerment of others at the beach and for not using proper safety tools like the kill cord every boat and jetski has even snowmobiles and quad bikes have them so it's your own fault

[@rishabh.007]

Bro...world cup is going on and you are stucked in destination fkd. Get the hell outta from there

[@shellywhite5327]

Amazing show as always. Thank you

[@oobaka1967]

3:30 If you're afraid of birds, you really shouldn't live in Australia.

[@sKitZoBonKa]

3:00 I'd consider that as a trick shot 😏😆

[@troyd7454]

Rock on Ozzyman

[@iowa_don]

0:47 - I have had cholla stuck to me, believe me they are well and truly f'd.

[@MrChase115]

I feel like Ozzy just hinted at a future video series, DF Rescue Squad.

[@stormlad_yt]

old mate at 1:33 be like "who put that there?"

[@19ayan]

The bird nailed it 😂

[@gkaarobert]

3:35 of course he needs backup, it was a drone, the birds aren't real!!!

[@BobbySacamano]

1:35 I like how the dude took another moment to step back and get a real good eye on the stationary wing that he walked into. He wasn't retracing his steps, he was giving it a quick, submissive "fuck you?" look and very soft bitch slap. He also wanted no part of that door frame.

[@lol-zr9rc]

Yeah Bob, but didn't you see how that Wing shiftily sneaked up on him and knocked him out deliberately? Planes, boats and automobiles have a mind of their own.

[@JakHart]

2:36 I used to work at a sports bar with a set of stairs nearly identical to this, people falling down the stairs was all too common. We never understood why folks wouldn't just take the elevator.

[@evill01]

I was just binge watching ozzy and this drops

[@mmo5366]

That guy who “thinks that’s not supposed to happen” should be running the economy!

[@washiurrahman9716]

Legends!!!

[@nedkelly5866]

Gotta love 'Recreational Boating Day'

[@kevinheuman3623]

$15.00 for a greeting card??? PAUL-KINNEL MATE! I know times are tough, but are you tryin’ to put us all in the poorhouse!

[@bukelos2804]

Cool! Ozzy slipped in a short destination F'd compilation into his merch advertisement video. How nice of him.

[@courtney5796]

magpies are actually very smart. do you have different magpies down there? I don't know why I am chatting about magpies. Did you know magpies are pretty smart?

[@OutdoorFreedomDk]

YEAH NAH GREAT-HNAR.. I WANT A CARD LIKE THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY. (Or just something..) 💪🤘✊🏼 CPH🖤 Bushtrail Freedom

[@madguitarist63]

When is my GPS going to sound like Ozzyman?? I just want my GPS to tell me I reached destination F'd if I ever got in an accident

[@richardnose5879]

Ozzy Man is the best!!! ...at splicing a tiny bit of his original entertaining content into his shameless merchandising and woke political commentary.

[@mobiledetail4you]

That birthday card is genius that’s gonna sell the fuck out of it mate

[@JulianSirian]

There are 3 constants in life... death, taxes... and giving a like to an OzzyMan Review video...

[@NightFuryNeff]

Can’t wait for the DF Rescue Squad merch! SQUAD UP!!!

[@rebellionisnigh]

Im in the us Navy and I've, quite few times, walked into various parts of an f-18.

[@jonwalker8945]

The one with the guy walking into the plane could have been sooooo much worse. My dad used to own a little plane like that but the wings were set at the bottom instead of up like that one. He bent down to check the fuel one cold day and when he stood back up he realized that the plane wing had basically scalped him. He had to go and get 180 stitches in the top of his head. Before they stitched him up and he was on pain killers he was grabbing his hair and lifting to show off his skull

[@fidgetdestroyer3117]

My due date was yesterday, the card is just too real right now 😭 any day now. Any day now. . . Any. Day. Now

[@asterixky]

Why aren't you as funny as you used to be??? What's missing??? Come back to us, we miss you.

[@diverdave4056]

come on now ... pop that wig off so we can see if your hair grew back , after you shaved it all off ...

[@chrisbryant8262]

You are the best influencer on the Web by far your amazing destination fucked

[@altortugas5979]

2:31 It was such a longer fall down those stairs than it looked at first!

[@fizzle7421]

I think that dude that fell down the stairs died. Isn't that the rule? You lose your shoes, you died? He ded

[@andrewwood6498]

Can you use that card as a sympathy card when someone dies? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@WahrheitMachtFrei.]

1:17 I imagine there's only skin and sinew holding his right arm on after shoulder charging that tree at 40mph.

[@BLACKMONGOOSE13]

Waiting for the “DF Rescue Squad” shirts…..

[@kcs316]

I am buying this card for my wife to congratulate her on marrying me this past Saturday. It seems REALLY appropriate

[@kcs316]

AND it's ordered. Along with wedding T-shirts

[@dannypope1860]

When you say “F’d” instead of “Fucked” an angel dies…

[@TititoDeBologay]

I just realised Ozzy man never reviewed Swooping season, coz them Magpies are no joke😂

[@wadeboggs5163]

I saw a woman fall in that EXACT fountain, doing the same thing. She was wearing a red dress though. Unreal

[@LindaC616]

That was my favorite out of all of these