They Found United HealthCare CEO Assassin

[@pajmanjohnstone3766]

I cant believe the CEO of United Healthcare was killed by Luigi's Mansion

[@bromicorn]

bro got shot by a haunted building

[@fredcomms_]

Worst thing is mangione means glutton in english

[@LegendarySquid]

​@@bromicorn Lol

[@LegendarySquid]

I like how it just says "Luigi's Mansion" and not just "Luigi", implying that a fucking building shot the CEO

[@jhawkshaw]

@@fredcomms_ He ate alright

[@Setsuraful]

Would have made a good South Park episode plot. CEO of the health insurance monopoly gets murdered, 95% of the country gets arrested on suspicion for having a strong motive, real murderer ends up being a nintendo character.

[@Nesdude42]

I can't wait to see the South Park episode about this 😂

[@melissameadows7462]

Bro fuckin described a south park episode perfectly

[@thatguynobodywants3716]

The End of Obesity, the lastest special from a few months ago, talks about the health insurance companies.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

Or a black cat crossing his path. Near a flight of stairs. Not a creative plot twist on my part compared to how South Park usually operates, NGL. Regardless, black or tabby, you do NOT want to accidentally trip over a cat with a bag of groceries in the dark.

[@TheHardys01]

Except they'd pronounce it as a "Nan Ten Dee" Character.

[@superchargedpetrolhead]

Free my boi...he is innocent. he was with me the whole day playing super mario

[@fuhbox]

💀

[@cyandeoidre2375]

😔✊️

[@quinoawatt]

he smashed my bros 😫

[@bashura_0019]

And I just finished playing Brothership! Bad timing I guess

[@WhereIsMyName9384]

"You can no longer play as Luigi"

[@darey8321]

This one killed me lmao

[@bobbaseball]

i get it

[@Grimnoire]

@darey8321 If it killed you, why are you still here

[@Rosen404]

Guess I'll die😢

[@-KingsGambit-]

NOOOOOOOO

[@TheNikoBellicGaming]

It's not Him!!! I have proof that Luigi was with me in the sewers cleaning magic Mushrooms on that day.

[@mkocel]

I WAS THERE!! I CAN ATTEST!!

[@gamerdomain6618]

I saw@@mkoceldo triple jump in castle grounds, they're real.

[@crafteariee]

Can confirm, I was the pipe!

[@BlueRGuy]

Can confirm, I'm the Goomba he stepped on

[@AceGriffin8839]

How's Roman doing Niko?

[@ki_rxaa]

Today, the government has proven to us that a CEO's life is more important than most of other people's lives

[@trooper183]

Yeah a school shooting happened on the same day and there's basically zero coverage

[@glamglam8347]

They've been proving it for a while now

[@schalitz1]

They've been proving that ever since JFK was assassinated by the CIA.

[@YouTube_handle_system_sucks]

Not sure about most people but definitely more than those of the morons who support the murderer.

[@ISawYourSearchHistory661]

So much for "equity".

[@felixluna4184]

Crazy how he went to mcdolands, with his manifesto, pistol and silencer, and all the other incrementating evidence they needed to lock him up.

[@ywoisug8845]

Sooo convenient!

[@gramfero]

crazy how he was just walking around carrying all that for a whole week

[@karazakiakuno4645]

Wouldnt had made that assasination if wasnt that crazy. Whats the difference between you and him? You go on with your life, He didnt.

[@capybara6996]

Maybe he kind of wanted to get caught?

[@gramfero]

@@karazakiakuno4645 the difference between "US" and "HIM" is that he is *HIM*

[@Limelight2800]

Luigi was tired of the disrespect and had to make a statement

[@Alpharelic]

"I've come to make an announcement, the CEO of United Healthcare's a b-" ~Luigi

[@justjordan6147]

@@Alpharelicreal❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[@SXZ-dev]

many such cases

[@jacob_massengale]

😂😂😂

[@Just_a_guy_who_likes_stuff]

@Alpharelic Nice reference

[@twistedturnip8487]

There's no way in hell it's actually him unless he WANTED to get caught at this point, the crime was "meticulous", the escape was meticulous, every part of it screamed pre-planned and understanding of how to get away with it, man went into central park and vanished in a puff of smoke, yet we are suppose to believe the dude who did all that just turns up at a McDonalds with a couple fake ID's, the actual murder weapon and a whole manifesto WRITTEN out on paper I might add, not even on his phone, pretty much giving the police the motive they needed to cuff the man and confirm him as he murder? Nah, the NYPD were made to look like the incompetent pig stye they are and and they needed to do something about that.

[@sensei4042]

Fr this def feels like planted evidence. No way they happened to find him with all the incriminating evidence

[@UnoriginalNICKname123]

Its crazy how many people say stuff like "nah he was just stupid, of course he would slip up at some point, hes not a trained hitman so blablabla.." when he had a comical amount of evidence on his person. 100% he wanted to get caught. The real question is whether hes a scapegoat or the real killer

[@jwalster9412]

The news outlet I hard the news on specified the weapon was "similar to" and didn't specify that it was tested in any way.

[@wawawuu1514]

It is very, *very* difficult to get away with murder if the cops actually want to find the perpetrator and the body has been found to be the victim of murder.

[@Someone-sc2hk]

"source: idk bro seems sus"

[@buzzsburner.8286]

yeah he totally perfectly timed the killing and covered his tracks, not only got out of new york, but halfway across ANOTHER STATE... but still just miraculously never decided to dump the gun, manifesto, etc... somethings not adding up here

[@Rodrig79863]

It’s a different guy who wanted the credit and had his friend call in the anonymous tip to get the money

[@IndigenousEuropean-hp4yl]

@@Rodrig79863 Or the police planted all of that stuff on a random guy.

[@jojoreference945]

Criminals tend not to be intelligent

[@sushantsharma5441]

​@@IndigenousEuropean-hp4yl if it was there wouldn't have been a youtube channel or scheduled upload. He probably wanted to get caught and become a hero or sm shiy

[@rygel1790]

This guy has a master’s degree, I think it’s fair to say that he’s a pretty intelligent guy.

[@Vexcenot]

The fact that his manifesto is now lost media locked inside authority's vault just increases his legendary status

[@akosv96]

We could've gotten the sequel to "The industrial Society and its Future" 😭

[@YoureRightIThink]

Has anyone manage to read some of it at least?

[@UnprovenAssumptions]

I really hope it gets subpoenaed and entered into the court documents

[@heroesinhoodies1210]

⁠@@YoureRightIThinkno but I’ve seen his review for ISAIF on goodreads, and apparently he had a vendetta against the medical industry for how it treated his sick relative. Safe to assume he was Tedpilled.

[@TheGaygaChad]

A copy of his manifesto was already released on a website tho.

[@bluecoin3771]

If he gets let off the hook, I’m gonna say “Luigi wins by doing nothing.”

[@smittersiscool134]

W

[@iluvmozzarella12]

Funny but sadly there's absolutely no chance of him not facing any charges.

[@DOOMStudios]

Mario isn’t gonna be happy about this.

[@eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946]

I’m picturing the scene from the Sopranos right about now Mario screaming at Luigi how could you betray Nintendo family and a video game community?

[@BlackDCat]

@@eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946 now all it needs is nintendo to sue, and Mario Brothers being a family in the italian mafias of nyc is canon

[@jqyhlmnp]

He has sex fuck with Zelda

[@nilodelmundo]

Alternate take, Mario was dying due to overdosing on mushrooms and was hospitalized, Luigi needed insurance to save his brother's life...he did not get it. Mario died and on his funeral, Luigi pent up with rage clenched his fist vowing revenge for his mushroom addicted brother.

[@level1865]

​@@nilodelmundothat probably actually happened to many people.

[@Faminetheblack]

Crazy, the cops can all of a sudden do their job. But on a regular day it's "we don't have the man power".

[@tijgertjekonijnwordopgegeten]

Lol like the police never do any part of their job... And this has so much media attention that they had to use extra resources to arrest him.

[@AnotherRandomUserName100]

That's because their actual job is maintaining the status quo.

[@ZX-Gear]

ACAB

[@michaelschaefer1904]

And they don't in Brooklyn where people want to ban them.

[@ayoayo1044]

Didn't the FBI have to get involved because the NYPD wasn't doing anything?

[@Pudding404]

Luigi turned into John Wick after his brother's healthcare has been denied. This is actually a fire plot.

[@fuhbox]

Bowser might be next 👀💦

[@milkinobama]

“Mama Mia, they won’t pay for Mario’s medical expenses.”

[@akosv96]

🤌

[@chkn_boy]

@@akosv96🗣️🍝🇮🇹🤌🤯🔫🥸

[@cheese584]

Dr Mario Lore

[@Raymuk]

"What do you mean Daisy is a dead?"

[@CramBob1]

terminal 7 if it was mario who had it

[@serenitysfirefly]

They found him in days, but a Broadway actor has been missing for 2 months. I'd say the police are such a joke but it's the worst joke I've ever heard.

[@steathghost101]

because he sucked at hiding and kept all evidence on his person

[@suspicioussand]

The entire american society is a big joke really

[@Канал-ю9х]

​@@suspicioussand not only american

[@nathansquared2685]

It is one of god's greatest jokes, except its on all the rest of us!

[@gandrilyoseff515]

@@steathghost101 nobody would do that dumbass

[@Thunderfro]

My name is Bryan Thompson and it’s surreal hearing “Brian Thompson has been killed by Luigi” on the news. 💀

[@Endoterrestrials]

Doxed urself bro

[@Thunderfro]

@@Endoterrestrials It’s a common name lol

[@pr0to.j03]

do you know how many fucking bryan/brian thompsons are there in america ​@@Endoterrestrials

[@user-Nerd72ekd82kw]

​@@Thunderfrocan confirm, my classmate's name is actually "Ryan Thompson" (not joking)

[@SproutFromBS]

That's some Terminator 1984-level plot

[@buzzsburner.8286]

the fact that he supposedly had this whole thing planned out and he's some valedictorian genius, but he was found in the middle of nowhere pennsylvania, where he could have just disappeared into Appalachian/Amish skinwalker country, AND he just happened to never dump the bag, gun, silencer, a manifesto, jacket, and all the other evidence they would need... it makes this feel like the police let him get away, and they slipped up so bad that they just found some guy who fit the description of the hotel security camera picture that now they're framing as the killer

[@EpicDragonBro]

Kinda feels like that. They just happened to find a dude who conveniently not only fit the description, but also happened to be walking around with a pistol and manifesto on his person? It seems awfully suspicious.

[@liquidlilith1169]

I live near the city he got arrested in and i go there daily for college fucking crazy to see it on the news

[@pur3chao56]

​@@EpicDragonBrodoesn't help that they used AI with the case either. How much you wanna bet this "manifesto" was something the cops cooked with chat GPT.

[@jenm1]

Isn’t it real tho and he’s a right winger?

[@IndigenousEuropean-hp4yl]

@@jenm1 Sweet summer child.

[@Kj16V]

This shouldn't be a meme. This should be the beginning of a serious discussion about Americas embarrassingly woeful health system.

[@kabirkumar5815]

Action. Discussion without action is empty air.

[@RowdyTheHitman]

You must be new to meme-warfare

[@amog8202]

This is a conversation starter for a discussion everyone knows. 32% denial rates will make everyone hate you, very fast

[@spookyt8692]

It is strange people love their guns more than say, the elderly and sick kids getting healthcare.

[@Mr.Thicket]

Honestly he should have a separate channel for topics like this

[@bkaneshiro14]

Here's my tinfoil hat theory. Luigi is completely innocent, but *does* have direct ties to the actual assassin. Everything involving him getting caught by police was a set-up to help throw the police off the trail of the assassin, and the "big announcement" would have revealed an airtight alibi for Luigi's whereabouts during the time of the murder.

[@fuhbox]

Bro you are wrong. 😂😂Waluigi is the guy on the security camera footage. And he payed Luigi 99 coins to take the fall. He can’t pay him 100 because then he would get an extra life. Waluigi was the McDonald’s worker that ratted him out. Simple theory. And don't call me a conspiracy theorist because I am literally right

[@OfficialCANVAS]

​@@fuhboxmust be some serious shrooms or pipe, that

[@AT7outof10]

What would be really funny is if they post a bail for him, I'm sure it'll be payed tenfold by the public. lol

[@ngocnguyenamd923]

Yeah like Paul Watson

[@Diddyoil24]

He already ran once. Zero chance he is getting bail, public has nothing to do with it

[@jakefairley6993]

Turns out he comes from an extremely wealthy family. They won't give him bail, but if they did, he'd do just fine paying it

[@christiankane5802]

His cousin is a fed and the CEO was set to testify against Nancy... ​@@jakefairley6993

[@lefishe5845]

Remember, if a jury appears and your part of it, jury nullification is your friend.

[@iainballas]

Upcoming news: "Assassin found dead in his cell despite two guards being present. Security cameras were mysteriously on the fritz during the time." Yeah it's going to be fun to watch them try to get an impartial jury the public will accept (Basically they're going to need a jury full of bankers, lawyers and company men if they want to convict him, and the public will NOT like that).

[@mawnkey]

They know jury nullification is a thing. He'll definitely be conveniently self unalived.

[@Vernardnie-y1o]

"I mean, it was clearly suicide. Why else would he shoot himself 12 times with a shotgun and set himself on fire? The proof is undeniable, after all he wrote on a sticky note after his death saying it was himself that did it "

[@mr.netflix9149]

As a banker who is friends with some lawyers: You'll have to find someone else.

[@rylandrc]

Realistically I feel like there will be enough people who think that 'A murder is a murder' to fill a jury. Regardless of incarceration though, I'd say his message got across.

[@oldskoolmusicnostalgia]

Donald T and Elon M will sit on the jury

[@johnwilkesbooth334]

If it turns out this man was not responsible and just a scapegoat, I am curious how everyone will react.

[@ISawYourSearchHistory661]

People will lose their minds.

[@strawberin0]

Noone will "react" to anything, because it will be impossible to prove anything anyway. Even if there was reasonable doubt just like when Epstein TOTALLY offed himself, there's no place or person you can turn to verify this information. That's built into the system.

[@Xtreme-yb9yo]

@@ISawYourSearchHistory661 nah knowing americas history and their people, they will act like they care and end up doing nothing about it. funny how the most armed civilians in the world cant even demand their government do its job

[@AUSTIN-ss2zd]

James Holmes was so was Alex jones

[@akioreos]

Look at the CCTV picture and look at this guy. Less jawline sharpness, less nose definition.

[@waterduck213]

This is the fastest I have seen youtube ban an impersonator.

[@Frontalllll]

police def got them to do it

[@leaDR356]

Government paid youtube to do it​@@Frontalllll

[@starcomettosanol8659]

Oh, and all those awful Aphmau channels get to stay!?

[@Xamarin491]

technofeudalism be like

[@zMrTrix]

@@starcomettosanol8659I know right, it’s like elsagate but never banned.

[@john_toss]

Free my nigga Luigi’s Mansion

[@BonelessChickenStrips1000]

yo?

[@El_Negro2003]

Free my boy Alyosha Klhebnikov from the real villain… mario

[@SirFunky]

no, killers dont deserve freedome. if you believe that, then you are just as bad as the ceo is himself. you are a hypocrite

[@vamshitarun4399]

aint insta mate chill 😭

[@enkayrome]

bro went off the rails after mario left

[@MelliaBoomBot]

The story of the CEO and the insider trading seems to have been instantly forgotten about, what a timely apprehension.

[@siennabanana161]

Holy shit what

[@generic6099]

makes you wonder what luigi's supposed yt channel was for

[@potatoeboi]

Funny thing in twitter Before this there was a meme with find luigi and a user qouted the video with "the fbi finding a 5"11 white male in nyc." Funniest coincidence that the assasin is also named luigi.

[@vohongphucthemultitalented]

Welp, Nintendo ain’t suing ‘im.

[@3dsonsuce01]

Can I know where to find it?

[@potatoeboi]

@@3dsonsuce01 @whambamcamm_ Posted it 5 days ago lol

[@mkocel]

Assassinate is the wrong word, JFK was assassinated, MLK was assassinated. THAT MF GOT WHACKED.

[@forsagebone]

Lmao I saw that tweet

[@Wormopera]

Law enforcement when CEOs and investors avoid taxes, exploits workers, and commits crimes against humanity: I sleep Law enforcement when drug deals, rape and murder of humans happen: we don't have the manpower Law enforcement when someone does their job for them: how dare you

[@leprechaun8717]

Think positive, they can arrest Luigi, but they can't release the CEO, hell is not part of American jurisdiction.

[@Sonilotos]

Law enforcement's job isn't to partake in "vigilante justice".

[@noidsuper]

@@leprechaun8717Wait till the feds hear there’s oil down there

[@asdfghyter]

@@Sonilotos the only reason it's called "vigilante" is because it's not the police who does it

[@Yummy_Grape]

​​​​@@Sonilotos the fuck you mean 'vigilante justice' 😂 You're telling me it's not the job of law enforcement to deal with that shit and they just sit around eating donuts all day

[@crimsonpolt3rgiest]

as the ceo bleeds out on the pavement, the investigators can only hear one thing in the distance… “Imma luigi, number one!”

[@steampunk-llama]

I have doubts he’s the legit killer, feels far more likely for them to plant evidence to lock someone else away bc of the sheer amount of publicity making them look even more incompetent than usual

[@TheTlminton]

And because they're worried about copycats Can't have the poors getting any ideas, after all

[@videre8884]

They are not incompetent... they just don't care about you. If you have the right skin color and the right connections, your case will be processed and solved. If you don't meet these criteria, the cops will suspect you, even though you are the victim.

[@hastyscorpion]

Yeah, if they did that he's not getting convicted. If OJ simpson can get away with murder a jury isn't going convict a guy who didn't actually do it.

[@benos1799]

Considering the high-level interest in the case, by both the public and likely the executives, as well as the chance that their deception could be uncovered by any small slip up they made while fabricating evidence in just a few days, and the chance that the actual person who did it could just pop up again while not being actively hunted for, I'd have to say that this theory is very unlikely.

[@LordVader1094]

@@videre8884 Man I wish that was true about the right skin colour, lol

[@CoffeeSnep]

Are we not gonna talk about how its not even the same guy? Different skin tone entirely, different facial features, etc. Its only been a few days since the shooting.

[@Altharionn]

Don't see enough people mentioning this, he doesn't look similar to the guy in the footage at all

[@Alex-fh4my]

do you think so? the nose, eyebrows and jaw seem to match pretty well. skin tone doesn't look different at all, more likely just lighting

[@axavia]

No, the nose and eyebrows really don’t match. It could be due to camera angle, but it genuinely looks like a different person.

[@PhysicstIsaac]

The man kn footage has far sharper features than the one they "arrested" , if anything hes likely the fall guy@@axavia

[@JeremyFinch42]

Different skin tone, different face, drastically different displays of emotions, narrower shoulders, one photo he did wear an identity concealing mask, then he's not, some people even say the picture of him smiling actually looks like a woman. Wearing totally different jackets in each new photo. Not just color, we're also talking varying amounts of jacket pockets in different orientations. Oh, and let's not forget that the terminology they used for the best descriptive photo of the guy was their "moneyshot." Who the fuck is leading this investigation, a gay porn actor named Rimshot???

[@spectralspectra2282]

Luigi always lived in Mario's shadow, one day he couldn't take it anymore and did this

[@fuhbox]

I think you're onto something.

[@nebojsag.5871]

Luigi Mangione looks absolutely *nothing* like the guy on the security footage. You got the wrong guy, release him!

[@trevorshark16]

Nah, I'm 99% sure that's him.

[@CentreMetre]

@@trevorshark16 least obvious fed

[@HentaiSpirit]

it's a setup

[@ryangagnon5489]

he had a gun and a manafesto on him... i think he did it

[@cantthinkofaname5046]

@@ryangagnon5489cops can plant evidence to save face, it’s something they notoriously do

[@baval5]

Good news, his bail is set to only 100 coins. Thats the cost of a free man.

[@leeum20real]

One whole 1-UP is still pretty damn outrageous though.

[@themysticknightsofthe2150]

the one free man...

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

*Science Blaster starts playing*

[@nikolozgilles]

Yea, they "FOUND" him, but thats just someone completely different being framed, do they think we're stupid???

[@arthurman2233]

They’re nearly identical

[@PALNEH]

@arthurman2233 no???

[@arthurman2233]

@@PALNEH if you compare the camera footage to the picture of of him getting arrested their identical

[@PALNEH]

@arthurman2233 idk man

[@DrinkyDrank]

Yeah, this isn’t the same guy that committed the assassination. I think anyone can compare the pictures and figure that out. It’s awfully convenient that he was just carrying everything needed to pin him as the suspect. Luigi is just a fall guy, either paid off by the actual assassin or the government.

[@fuhbox]

I think he is. Luigi wanted to make a statement because he was tired of Mario eating all that unhealthy cake made by peach. Now I can't wait when we get to suck up a ghost in Luigi's Mansion 4 called “Brian Thompson”

[@timbeverly5747]

@@fuhbox Look at the original picture, This guy has enough eyebrows for the shooter and his brother. Not to mention Luigi is about 2 shades darker and his nose is different.

[@hasargel]

Fall guy

[@jjo6677]

@@fuhbox its gonna be the tutorial ghost

[@fuhbox]

@@jjo6677 CEghOst

[@WayStedYou]

It seems real strange that the guy did this all and got away then somehow kept all his fake ids alongside his real one and the firearm on him instead of ya know, getting rid of it literally anywhere in the last few days.

[@GooseGumlizzard]

He's innocent! It was actually committed by his evil lookalike, Waluigi

[@fuhbox]

Waluigi Mangione will pay!

[@JBroMCMXCI]

Scapegoat. The cops were waiting for someone to call in a good enough lookalike.

[@Noizzed]

0:50 He was listening to Pretty Girl when he deposed the CEO

[@Chlocean]

He has good taste.

[@hellbunniez3]

polaroid of you dancing in my room 🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶

[@localmilfchaser6938]

I can’t believe he’s a Clairo fan 😭😭😭

[@localmilfchaser6938]

@@Chloceanwhat’s your ig @? 😍I like snow bunnies

[@mythrilly]

absolute cinema

[@JaycieSLove]

Remember kids: You can’t be punished for any verdict you give as a juror

[@MfwPrivate]

I love how back in the early 60s whenever an Italian was put under arrest, everyone would be like "serves him right every italian is in the mafia" But nowadays, it's just "Holy shit I can't believe Mr Luigi Mario killed a man"

[@LoneStarRanger_Gaming]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@dannybrezelhorner2715]

Imagine having a stereotype for your people not only be un-cancelable but instead be put on a pedestal for the world to adore, like seriously Imagine if Mario was any other race doing stereotypical things and eating stereotypical foods, he would be called racist instantly and would be an embarrassment to Nintendo, why does he get a pass?

[@BrokenValentine-333]

@@dannybrezelhorner2715 I fuckeen love devouring hallucinogenic mushrooms that make me see demonic turtles with horns

[@TheBigManHimself20]

@@dannybrezelhorner2715 Italian's not a race lol.

[@aminulhussain2277]

​@@TheBigManHimself20 Yes it is.

[@theominouspigeon]

luigi nooo, you still have to save the princess

[@asdfghyter]

she is suffering from a medical condition that United refused to cover, so this is all a part of his plan to save the princess

[@Silversteene]

Luigi breaks out of prison in about every other Mario game

[@valmid5069]

Mario: nerfs the IRS tax collector Luigi: nerfs a healthcare oligarch bureaucrat *...well it seems that the mushroom doesnt fall far from the block*

[@materG360]

My favorite piece of Luigi lore is the fact that his favorite Pokémon is Berloom

[@EggyEggtoast]

Gonna catch a Breloom name it Luigi and teach it Bullet Punch thanks dude

[@QwixLF]

And Bullet Seed, of course. Every Breloom is now named Luigi.

[@jakariashafin8685]

Mach punce and bullet seed seed bomb?​@@EggyEggtoast

[@alexandercorbett1147]

​@@EggyEggtoastNot really needed, considering healthcare in the Pokémon world is actually free and isn't run by CEOs that will screw you over.

[@anusaukko6792]

@@alexandercorbett1147 Just the occasional terrorists trying to summon biblical deities to tear apart the entire world for their own benefit, the usual.

[@ywoisug8845]

An innocent guy has been framed and ya'll are eating it up. Not only was the evidence they found on him comically incriminating (like who the f*ck goes to a McDonald with a gun 5 fake ids and a manifesto after commiting a murder), he simply doesn't look like the guy on the CTTV footage that was shared.

[@morganfreeman4961]

thats what I've been saying, who gets caught with all of that evidence? Yeah shooter might not be a pro, so what he doesn't change clothes either? This shit is so fake lol

[@HarrenTonderen]

prob means they can't find the real murderer and thus won't?

[@steampunk-llama]

Exactly!! There’s way too many little inconsistencies, and far more motive for the police to try and silence the situation rather than do any actual investigation deeper than what’s been publicly shown

[@mgeorgeafarge7456]

Honestly that's what I think too. The police realized that every day the goes free is a day that emboldens the status of "vigilante hero", and so found a lookalike and planted evidence in his bag.

[@pizzapatriot1769]

That's what I'm saying. Something doesn't add up here.

[@nathanielleguizamo409]

There were probably multiple homicides within Nee York State that day. I’m sure that the authorities will show as much diligence and passion to catch those individuals as they did Luigi, surely they’ll be found within a few days….. Unless the check bounces

[@BurBurGerHamCotCotCybercotleta]

What's worse is that Nintendo is probably going to abduct Luigi from prison and torture him for impersonation of their video game character

[@enderallygolem]

What's worse is you just came up with a nonsensical hypothetical and then claim that it's a likely scenario

[@BurBurGerHamCotCotCybercotleta]

@@enderallygolem made a joke, in short

[@joyifu]

@@enderallygolem The irony wasn’t that hard to understand

[@thebrightdiamondtp7871]

@@enderallygolemIt’s not hypothetical if it’s true (there is a video of them tearing down an orphanage for having a kid named Luigi)

[@secretname2670]

​@@thebrightdiamondtp7871please touch grass immediately, you are getting overly bitter, and on the internet to boot

[@drtsrttd]

Crazy how he changed skin color and grew a unibrow in few days

[@davidfaustino4476]

Truly amazing isn't it?

[@hunter-w5r]

I guess his surgery got covered this time.

[@trentbell8276]

Looks like they learned their lesson, then. ​@@hunter-w5r

[@Unwebonnn]

The effects of getting knee surgery.

[@kwible3682]

Its the same dude buddy. And whats this about skin color?

[@viridia1526]

Apparently, the person who ratted him out was denied the money because they didn’t call the right number (called 911 and not the number they specified) I wonder who could’ve predicted this…

[@KittyKatty999]

Can you please provide proof of this? If it's true, then a lot of people will have zero sympathy for the one who reported

[@midknight8]

snitches get stitches after all

[@jjo6677]

@@KittyKatty999 Waluigi

[@jesseerven4859]

CEO of United Healthcar killed my mom with cancer all that money we point into was usless over the yeasr

[@RestiveRecord]

im very sorry to hear that

[@Leinen-ld5pt]

Sorry for your loss bro.

[@sabus1265]

It's not Brian Thompson's fault your mom got cancer nor is it his fault your family is broke. If you don't like the system move. It's not his fault you live in USA with a private healthcare system

[@wagoni3505]

@@sabus1265 Not everyone can afford 'moving away', clown.

[@giby8866]

@@sabus1265 "if you dont like the system move" you've got to be shitting me "it's not brian thompson's fault your mom got cancer" who said it was? seriously stop meatriding a dead guy you fucking necrophile

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Considering the Insurance company is walking back their decisions following the death of Mr. Thompson, an argument can be made that he saved lives by taking one. Not an excuse but it's a reason that comes damn close to being a justification.

[@leandroperon2604]

What are they walking back on? Where can i see what they’re doing?

[@KaijuGal-rb9ek]

​@@leandroperon2604the cut on anesthesia coverage

[@nnelg8139]

@@leandroperon2604 there's memes all around, but it was specifically a policy about only covering anesthesia for a certain amount of time per surgery, (limits set by non-doctors and ignoring that complications happen) which has been rolled back by a different insurance company.

[@Tortue-et-Fitness]

​@@nnelg8139different company iirc. Blue cross? And they went back again, and gone through with their choice

[@sax0cat]

@@nnelg8139 That wasn't United tho? United has made no policy changes so far iirc. Blue cross had the anesthesia policy, which they only "walked back" in 1 out of the 4 states they were going to implement it in.

[@livedeliciously]

The dialogue about the state of America's health care system has to continue. Judging by his social media content, especially his Goodreads review on the Unibomber's book, he was clearly in pursuit of larger change, "When all other forms of communication fail, violence is necessary to survive. You may not like his methods, but to see things from his perspective, it's not terrorism, it's war and revolution."

[@SleepyWhistles]

MARIO: LUIGI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU HAD ONE JOB TO ELIMINATE AND GET OUT, WHY DID YOU HAD TO GO TO MCD ON THE RUN LUIGI: I WAS HUNGRY MARIO I'M SORRY

[@somemadnessfan4763]

i read this in the Vinny voies lol

[@Aresydatch]

​@@somemadnessfan4763It's the best voice

[@blubber7408]

mangione kinda means glutton in italian oddly enough

[@SimonPegasus]

hors

[@Beanut8370]

He didn't do nun

[@cslearn3044]

its not like he robbed walmart or sum 🗣

[@BATTLEBOTS_BOI]

WHAT IF IT WAS YOUR BROTHER SANS?

[@level1865]

He most definitely could be a fall guy. The real guy might be already ded or might be untraceable.

[@monkeBeastTitan]

all he did was rob the gas station yall acting like he robbed walmart, huh, 🎄🎄release my 🥷, release my🥷aaa🎄🎄

[@Grimnoire]

He could also be an alien paid off by the government in area 51

[@Flygoniaks]

Not a single mention about the "Find Luigi" memes or the fact that his name sounds like "Luigi's Mansion?" Feels a bit incomplete here...

[@potatodadave]

Even real assassinations have better plot than joker 2

[@Casual-Yohoho-Enjoyer]

Fr bro got so pissed off with that movie he did his own sequel

[@NoName-bk3su]

the trash bag i took out this morning have better plot than joker 2

[@unseen575]

Free Luigi

[@Colin12475]

Free? How much does a Luigi normally cost?

[@TheOneAndOnlyAzka]

@@Colin12475 two kidneys

[@koteyka_morgan]

While mario is trying to find a star on the double cherry pass Luigi assassinated the health care ceo

[@B-Man-69]

Yoshi, Mario and Toad agree with you

[@fuhbox]

100 coins for a 1-UP

[@tolstartheking]

I still can’t believe that one joke tweet about Find Lugi called the whole thing. Funniest stuff I’ve seen on there in a while.

[@fuhbox]

The found finally Luigi

[@Ninjaananas]

We went from Mario going to medical university to save Luigi to Luigi avenging Mario not getting healthcare.

[@max-rm1sk]

I imagine this dude is gonna mysteriously delete himself in the jail cell.

[@SkvelaPolevka]

Probably even before the court hearing lol

[@LumaSloth]

Wdym?

[@agentblackbird9435]

@@LumaSlothSewerslide

[@RoundShades]

​@@LumaSloth, can't believe people unaware of the Epstein fiasco are really allowed in the poll booths and on yt comments. This is why we can't have nice things.

[@PolarUnix]

esc + l + enter

[@henrybitencourt]

The working class Citizens all around the World need to protest against the oppression of the rich elite

[@MCPanda6969]

luigi didn't do it. he was chillin with me at the pub when it happened

[@silverhand9965]

It's true we played pool together

[@fuhbox]

Luigi still needs to suck up his ghost in the next Luigi's Mansion game

[@katethegoat7507]

Fun fact, in Italian "mangione" essentially means "eats a lot"

[@Antifan9989]

Eats the rich a lot

[@Li-Fu7]

He was hungry for some justice

[@ClaytonLivsey]

nooooo!!!! magione don't go into the mcdonalds you'll be there all day!!!!

[@darknessinc.Inc830]

As an italian, i approve this translation. I will also add, that "Mangione", is often used as an adjective, to describe someone that eats a lot.

[@BenriBea]

Luigi eats a lot

[@whiteloafbread]

Nintendo been real quiet since this info dropped 🥶🥶🥶

[@davidtan2035]

The smiling guy photo in mcdonalds photo doesnt even have the same outfit as the one in the shooting. Different backpack and jacket. The real killer is still out there.

[@Volkswagenitalia.]

I agree it could be a different person, but I do think he would’ve changed outfits between the shooting and, well, several days later.

[@egg201]

It could be tho ,may be there wasnt one person behid this case

[@ChineseKiwi]

The backpack was dumped

[@davidtan2035]

@@ChineseKiwi yea the backpack was dumped. I dont think the killer would put another different backup backpack in a backpack. Makes no sense since a change of clothes is enough. Thats why I think Luigi/McDonald CCTV guy aint the same guy as the original CCTV guy with the gun

[@davidtan2035]

@@Volkswagenitalia. Yes I agree with you at this point, it’s no longer feasible to continue trying to ID the killer by clothing. And the Mcdonald CCTV guy’s outfit is pretty much moot. They’ll probably get him on the other charges of fake id and maybe the possession of the ghost gun tho (not sure if he actually owns it or if they planted it on him to make it an easier arrest).

[@LazyCatAnims]

That McDonald's employee who ratted him out for 50k is gonna wish they hadn't done that

[@somemadnessfan4763]

50k?? gee that's a lotta money... i wonder what kind of things you can spend 50k on

[@TheJanooby]

idk idiot probably saw it as 3 years pay, gonna be a kick in the pants when tax man comes for their half

[@leprechaun8717]

BK should advertise this

[@tame1773]

​@@TheJanoobyWouldnt be suprised if they went broke sooner or later

[@enderknight39]

Why are you people defending a murderer

[@justnotgood5628]

unironically if bro gets a trial by jury, he might just walk free

[@mumbles7400]

Luigi innocent guys we we're grinding the battle pass the whole night

[@brreakfastYT]

imagine getting taken out by a guy called 'Luigi' before you're even a ghost.

[@donutkillerassassin]

Imagine he drops the soap while showering next to you in prison and you hear him say 'Mamma mia' 💀

[@Acampandoconfrikis]

When the elites dont make justice, the people do

[@sabyasachi426]

Dude takes out the CEO of one of the most evil corporations in existance, and gets ratted out by the lowest level worker in our economy.

[@krackokrag]

Trust Nobody after you committed a Crime even the people you're supposedly supporting. If anyone's capable of ratting out, then it's fair to give the same sentiment if paranoia.

[@deezbruh1905]

what do you expect, its a dog eat dog world. if someone has to put money on the table, then they will do anything that benefits them. 50k is a lot for somebody, wakeup

[@cruzmedina4943]

Real life Judas. Sold out a homie for 50k. 50k that will be gone in a week or two.

[@Ninjaananas]

​@@deezbruh1905 That's why we have to change this system.

[@tillburr6799]

@@deezbruh1905 this is why Jesus forgave Judas

[@Follower_of_Yeshua]

Crazy how fast they found him but it can take weeks upon weeks to find other murderes

[@Nagvanshieus]

Money is a hell of a drug

[@midknight8]

Just the nifty little perks of being an elite

[@JeremyFinch42]

The drastically differnet faces in photographs and the narrow to broad shoulders implies otherwise.

[@rayaneguemmi4825]

every time we discover more about him he just sounds even more badass

[@muhammadyaseer9673]

What did you learn?

[@AmirRazan]

​@@muhammadyaseer9673 I learned that pee is stored in the balls 😊

[@calamitytristan]

​@@muhammadyaseer9673That corporate assassinations are badass

[@mariox204]

Yeah is like as he said in the video the lies and the thruth are mixing to look the most badass possible

[@mr.fahrenheit7009]

cringe

[@Micchi-]

Nintendo might have to sue america for this

[@notavailabe]

No, America is suing Nintendo for damages done to their government property and the loss of a pawn. 😂 They told Nintendo repeatedly not to release a live action Luigi goes rouge movie but Luigi got too excited and they couldn't keep him held down up at HQ.

[@SnowRaver-p2v]

Luigi is being framed harder than my mom framed my baby pictures. NONE of that makes sense.

[@selder_7]

Convicting him is scab behaviour

[@user-bd7lw6pz8d]

he did killed someone though

[@aliver7856]

"scab behaviour" and its a murderer

[@illegiblesmile]

@@user-bd7lw6pz8d someone that killed x100,000 more

[@saltedgods6960]

If you kill the cause of millions of deaths is that worth a punishment or an award?​@@user-bd7lw6pz8d

[@katethegoat7507]

​@@user-bd7lw6pz8dthe bourgeoisie are not human

[@lv100magikarp4]

It's one of 3 things. 1. It's NOT him and this is some sort of fall guy 2. It IS him and he wanted to get caught in some 5D Chess play we're still about to see or 3. It IS him and he didn't wanted to be chased for the rest of his life or something like that

[@fuhbox]

4. Waluigi framed him

[@Nutella2004]

Even Luigi and Dr. Mario got fed up with American Healthcare 💀

[@beneckendorff9256]

I really don't understand how they caught him though. They say a McDonalds employee recognized him but that doesn't makes sense because he was wearing a mask and hoodie. What was it his eyebrow hair pattern? I feel like the police are desperate to find someone, otherwise they'll be embarrassed. They either just took a guy who just CLAIMS to be the shooter, or got the wrong guy on purpose to try and make an example of why you don't rebel against tyrannical billionaires. I really don't see how they could've found him this quickly.

[@fuhbox]

Because Mario ratted him out

[@NikolaosValentine]

the eyebrows dont even line up, its def fake

[@crystalloll]

I think he wanted to get caught

[@kokorochacarero8003]

No living McDonalds employee under the sun would snitch on the real guy

[@VictorNieves-i9j]

@@NikolaosValentineThey do.

[@8bitblockhead721]

you know whats crazy is that, that health care ceo meme is still massive

[@fatuusdottore]

Honestly I find it very difficult to feel sorry for that CEO. I'm not even a leftist, but some things shouldn't be for profit, health is certainly one of those things. Edit: interesting that YT as always is censoring posts and replies. Absolutely abominable behaviour.

[@Brasswatchman]

Maybe. Innocent until proven guilty, I'll remind y'all.

[@DurzoBlint178]

Not when the "powers that be" want you as an example🤡🐷

[@trooper183]

This guy obviously isn't the assassin but he's still taking the fall for forgery and unregistered firearm

[@forwardmoving8252]

"Innocent until proven guilty" while you freaks froth at the mouth over a murder 😂 did the ceo get a day in court?

[@DurzoBlint178]

@ what's your favorite flavor of boot?

[@theFORZA66]

​@@forwardmoving8252if he got a day in court he would be immediately absolved of all charges and given a personal handjob from the judge 😂😂 its a corrupt system mate but sure bend over and spread your cheeks while you suck on those boots

[@notachair4757]

Time to see if the jury does the funni nullification thing

[@jackmccool9911]

Nullification to juries is like what quantum physics is to physicists, both are hard to explain and observe, and when anything involves them, it quickly becomes chaotic.

[@Stefano_Gaming]

Bro fr quoted Saw with "The truth will set you free" Also I think it's funny that one of the Saw movies literally has the plot of Jigsaw targets a health insurance ceo because he denied him coverage 🤣

[@Vrack227]

Not the same guy, you're telling me some guy got him a week later snd he JUST so happened to be carrying the weapon and a manifesto?

[@Altharionn]

It's convenient to a comical degree. I don't like conspiracies, but this just makes no sense man.

[@IDoThings490]

I'm reluctant to hop on the conspiracy bandwagon, but I still can't wrap my head around the idea of a random McDonalds worker calling the cops on somebody a couple hundred miles from the crime because he looks likes the generic white guy they saw in some blurry footage on the news

[@henrygooglekonto-lm4rn]

@@IDoThings490He could’ve just gone into hiding in the mountains or Amish country considering he was in Pennsylvania. He hid a lot of evidence and then just sits down at a mcs with all the evidence AND a 3D printed gun? Seems kinda suspicious don’t ya think?

[@VictorNieves-i9j]

@@IDoThings490Except the pic in the news showing his face wasn’t blurry.

[@tanyagancheva9198]

Can't believe luigis mansion did this

[@fuhbox]

He didn't. Mario framed him

[@fuhbox]

Actually it may have been his evil twin, Waluigi Mangione

[@eyaph]

Luigi later died from a self inflicted wound 3d printed shotgun with no serial ID and no registration

[@Cath-ion35]

Look... If Luigi's Mansion is the alleged killer... I think we just have Nintendo port all games from previous consoles to the switch for free, and then we're even

[@WaveringRadiant00]

Nice dystopian world we're all living in.

[@Yangking-z9d]

He got arrested not because he assainated the ceo it actually because Nintendo got cops to arrest him for having the name "Luigi".

[@azraelwai]

We got the greatest snitch of all time at McDonald before GTA 6.

[@TheAmazingSilvaDagger]

Shanks works at mcdonalds confirmed

[@thelieutenant6141]

The McDonald's got review bombed so they didn't go away unscathed

[@marichristian]

I was sick to hear the idiot bragging about recognizing Luigi in Mcdonalds. The young man seems to have lived in pain for a long time due to a botched spine surgery. I have a strong feeling that he might commit suicide in prison. He needs to be watched.

[@singleproppilot]

I knew McDonald’s had rats.

[@Bass-ef3dr]

​@@marichristian wait, the snitch bragged? Is he stupid or suicidal? Now everyone knows who he is.

[@Cyrus.M23]

Bro took "You can now play as Luigi." Seriously.

[@homunculi0408]

Oh look, its the incompetent police's fall guy. I would've thought they'd at least be more clever and faster in framing someone... Then again, these are Americans we're talking about.

[@Hathekat]

How does the guy run around with all the evidence on him and same jacket after 6 days... If i was the dude id have gotten rid of it all and then hide out somewhere far, far away, NOT go to McD for a burger but a quick ass imbiss. Cant believe thats the same guy who knew where all the security cameras were, engraved his bullets and placed a backpack with monopoly money into central park.

[@NtheCat]

I have a feeling he did that on purpose

[@IndigenousEuropean-hp4yl]

The whole thing is a charade. A show.

[@ChaseDaOrk3767]

​@@IndigenousEuropean-hp4ylWhat do you mean by that?

[@bbwblk]

dude was living out of his car. probably went bankrupt becuz of medical bills and had no choice to pack up everything into his car and dip

[@magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479]

He's a rich kid valedictorian.​@@bbwblk

[@jainysail2941]

This guy must feel like nelson mandela now fr

[@miguelladinodevera614]

Reverse Madiba: Nelson was freed and became a world leader. Also Madiba was the head of the ANC and commander in chief of its armed wing, MK. Luigi just has emotional and psychological support from us, the ppl of the world, but he isn't our leader... He'll be convicted no doubt about that but when he gets out of prison, he'll still be a hero. He's the Punisher, the Claim Adjuster. Signore Mangione, our patron saint of corrupt-fuck assassination and greedy-shithead murder.

[@TheUsername217]

Dude just became the real life Joker

[@TheAdminSlayer]

Joker 1 not 2, right??!

[@thexgamer8240]

Mario: *Mamma mia, why did you do this, Luigi? Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!*