They Messed Up!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street

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[@_AndromedaGalaxy_]

never fails, the cooler they think they are the worse the piloting skills.

[@williamrogers4556]

Oh, there’s 8 words I never thought I’d hear together”the bow of the car hit the dock”

[@zyenathalous]

ya beat me to it! i was gonna say that, too. lol

[@davebaker1325]

That car boat thing looks like a toddler's bed lol

[@FoulOwl2112]

It just can't get any more uncool than a car shaped jet ski.

[@bailey9r]

I have a cooler Golf Cart ;

[@mxbass1036]

Thumbs up for the camera guy for getting thrown under the bus.

[@drcoffee5588]

I cant imagine any girl would be impressed by a boat car.

[@jhonec6584]

They should cancel his show. He sucks.

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

it is not the boat car she cares about it is his cash.

[@TheLowerman]

The bow of the car 😂😂😂😂 classic.

[@YoUnOkNoWoK]

I think you’re making everyone nervous by filming them 🤣

[@bandittelevision]

Criticize the cameraman? Didnt notice at all except for your complaint about them lol. Better than some of the creeps you usually got filming.

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

I took it as just joking around, but do not know much of this channel yet.

[@MuffinStuffer_TV]

Those car boats are horrible. Why would anyone want them, there is no room and they prob cost a lot.

[@jakewilson4679]

Yes but everyone will give you attention 😂

[@zgrif]

It’s also ass ugly

[@BlowmoldGuy123]

Attention seekers

[@SARDOGFL]

The Grady needs only a single midships line to a single piling. Done!

[@michaeldemasi1665]

Had to laugh at "bow of the car", also never thought I'd hear that. Also, where are the registration numbers on that boat/car? No license plate either- LOL

[@bailey9r]

Especially "The Bow of the car hit the dock" 8

[@boracare]

He's talented

[@paulcharles8921]

I actually thought those guys on the dock were going to help the crew on the car boat but then I remembered that this is Florida where helpfulness in boating is illegal.

[@WaltzingMatildaDale]

Leave the steering wheel on that Grady alone and twin throttle that boat. It's so much easier to do

[@dachshunddadbob6765]

A 225HP Outboard seems somewhat underpowered for that orange boat. It looks fast but.....

[@macking104]

At least the carboat folks are wearing life preserver vests…

[@Honey-Sanchez]

Have y'all down there ever heard of fenders? 🤔

[@rona8663]

Why do these boaters not have their lines ready before approaching the dock? I just don’t get it. So damn frustrating to watch.

[@Lynchfan88]

Amazing how many of these people come in with no fenders on the dock side..plus that single engine Scarab with no line attached on the bow? Someone's not thinking, lol.

[@jn6011]

A lot to this video. Anyone else sick of those "jet cars" yet? What a terrible design that has no real functionality. With the guy who isn’t smart enough to dock a dual engine boat I would have laughed if his girl just walked down the dock and kept going. Complete tool to get angry with her for his incompetence. And finally with the shiny orange and yellow boat, if you can afford that vessel with that paint then maybe pony up $50 for some fenders.

[@rockygamble8279]

..The Bow of the car.....Not a line you get say a lot. :-)

[@JAdame24]

I’ve only been captaining my boats for about 5 years and have never struggled like these people. We boat in Oregon on rivers, lakes, and tidal ocean bays. I was just thrown into the deep end right away

[@klj2382]

Can’t that jet car just lower the wheels and drive out?

[@CitizenZ9823]

If you faffed about like that in Australia you would be shouted out of the marina told not to come back!

[@elvysmartinez7619]

Put the video from Sunday with the cops

[@ironhorse4206]

Why would you ever dock if you can just drive out?

[@REL3712]

People down there obviously have something against fenders.

[@SuperS05]

The girl in the jet/boat car was fantastic. The captain, not so much...

[@RocC4S]

Why is it NO ONE uses fenders? 🤷‍♂️

[@mikediamond353]

Had to have been the driver's first time out on the water. Also no cleats, no rail to jump to the dock, no fenders, no deck, and no clue.

[@hammerdown3876]

I cant imagine a more useless boat than one of these stupid jet cars...

[@acreguy3156]

Nice orange flame paint job and the dude won't put out $100 for fenders? 🙄

[@МаксимТюрин-р1б]

Это ❤😂😢

[@robc1873]

I'm sure you end the video at a specific time limit, but I really wished you would've showed the final of the last boat. You ended the story mid story. Not cool bro!

[@Tim1963-u6n]

Didn't see anything wrong with filming just a guy thinking he is in a car

[@paulcharles8921]

8:07

[@dm680glenn6]

BG, need to learn to fast forward some of these attempts while narrating. You are getting bad at spending several minutes of one boat docking attempt and never show the end results. IE, the grady white and the robalo

[@19FXLR]

BIG OOF

[@bailey9r]

From 0:05 to 2:24 that was a lot of talk and description to say what could be summed up in five words; this is a stupid vessel. (The car-ish thingy) I know but you're too nice of a guy ;

[@bessarion1771]

it's hilarious watching these powerboaters put the loop end of dock lines on cleats and having NO CLUE how to attach the other free end to the dock once they hop out of the boat (because if you didn't bother to learn the cleat knot, you will NOT know the bowline or even half hitch knots). never ceases to amaze me how come these clueless people don't die on the water.

[@marklapierre5629]

If you have a line on the dock shut it down. You're not going to make it better with power, especially if you have no clue how to handle a boat.

[@acreguy3156]

With the last boat, the driver wins the Val Kilmer look alike contest but is useless as a driver.

[@jhonec6584]

This guy should go back to work for eleven not harassed people at the dock

[@jakewilson4679]

I weep for society 😔

[@56igadget]

There is a lot of lazy people down there

[@b_f8852]

Your narration is stunningly annoying.

[@alex124241]

No woman should have to help a man dock his boat.

[@AdamSternberg]

I never thought I'd eve rsee something so lame as a car boat

[@nasalprolapse]

Has no one in the US heard of fenders?

[@bradpearsall3663]

More over dramatic commentary

[@MrBen527]

That is the ugliest watercraft I've ever seen. Why would you want a boat to look like a car?

[@ranger2316]

Way to throw your camera man under the bus!

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

car boat is one ugly concept.

[@emc84]

Rule #1 for docking a boat. Yell at your wife when you make a mistake.

[@МаксимТюрин-р1б]

Это ❤😂😢

[@leftylou6070]

Sunday Sailors!

[@gus1775]

The car boat guy drives a real car the same way!!