She is Not Happy! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street

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Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
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[@danielsteward5090]

These are not boaters, these are people with boats. There is a big difference.

[@edwardmylnychuk5774]

BEST COMMENT I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME WITH BOATERS, some of the dumbest ///////////////// i have seen. they even beat watching russian road crashes

[@doowroh]

The docking choice by the guy with the boat/car thing is just about on-par for somebody that would actually own a boat/car thing.

[@rhondaclarke3523]

Thanks Miami, double parked jet car was the best laugh I've had in a long time

[@matthiggs361]

More money than brains, never fails or surprises me

[@enginepy]

What money? Those car boats are not a rich people thing. They are a ghetto thing

[@JimDog794]

you got that right

[@markswishereatsstuff2500]

That car boat is the same mindset as those motorcycles with the big front wheel and no helmet.

[@CaptFatCat]

Isn't it funny how we can spend all day shoulder deep in saltwater and fish slime, but the first rain drop that hits us causes us to melt like no tomorrow!

[@SegoMan]

Then the rest of us in the boonies will break out the suds and take a shower..

[@CaptFatCat]

Then the Captain squirts Dawn all over the deck and yells out "scrub fast boys it might not last long!"

[@TomCat13461]

@@SegoMan That's what happens in the Philippines: When there's a downpour, everyone grabs a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo and goes outside to take a shower! (No, there isn't any free "floor show", they leave their t-shirt and shorts on and wash underneath.)

[@garyblack8717]

Florida needs vessel licensing, and if they have it, they need to review the testing for it!

[@FlyWithMe_666]

Who needs fenders if you got your passengers’ legs?

[@FoulOwl2112]

I like the sound they make when l hit the dock. Always reminds me of eating celery sticks!

[@hisdukeness3037]

A boat that looks like a car is as ridiculous, as a car that looks like a boat

[@hammerdown3876]

agreed. I cant think of a more useless boat than one of those stupid car boats...

[@MotoAtheist]

At the very least ditch the F'n tire situation and flatten that out with the sides.

[@millipedic]

Is that a new trend, or have I just not noticed them before?

[@robina.jensen6114]

Whats more funny is, they are not allowed to sail after sunset, as they are not equipped with marine signal lights. No port light, no starboard light, no stern light and no engine boat light! Stupidity at high level.

[@Urapunk]

But if it were amphibious and could be driven right up and down the ramp, thatd be the 💩

[@andresmith9212]

Boy you sure will see more money than brains at the boat dock!

[@FoulOwl2112]

That jet car should have "Massengill D-Max" graphics on the side.

[@fishheds]

I love catching a buzz and reading comments like this. Thanks for the humor.

[@FoulOwl2112]

@@fishheds I love catching a buzz and leaving comments like that. My pleasure bud.

[@davidpyle7333]

The tower pylons on the Sea Ray (?) are different; implies uncontrolled disassembly !

[@calaannkihata]

omg...implies "uncontrolled disassembly".....that is sarcastic comedic gold at its finest....i love it

[@brianbelliveau5551]

I’ve never seen anything like that before but it takes all kinds to make the world go round 😂

[@SpaLaLand]

that sea fox had a peculiar list

[@4.8Sam]

thats what I was thinking lmao

[@jeffh4505]

Yeah, I really think they need to turn the bilge pump on. It rode REALLY weird list AND reacted odd any time someone moved.

[@tombeyer375]

It appears to be lacking ANY centered ballast, in addition to some liquid moving around.

[@officialWWM]

Dude must have thought he could just drive up the ramp 😂😂

[@randaltotten9358]

How could you climb over that car and get to the dock to tie up especially in the wet slippery rain? That's the most useless watercraft I have ever seen

[@officialWWM]

@@randaltotten9358 agreed 😂😂

[@jwnrocks]

Maybe the car/boat guy really thought it was amphibious…?

[@JP-ou8yb]

I personally never cared for Sea Ray or any boat having a Radar Arch on it, it gets in the way blocks the sun and makes it difficult to board/disembark the boat and he probably cut it off. It is a day boat and it doesn't come with radar a Sawzall made for a quick removal, lol.

[@mikeclassing5263]

That girl is a good sport shes like ok dont listen to me then Ill just sit down and take instagram photo of how our date went lol.

[@MrT13]

Dude that first sea fox had 500 keys in it… no way that looks right.

[@jctoad]

Yeah, she's not that big. Maybe the bilge pump's not working?

[@MrT13]

@@jctoadstill wouldn’t look like that.

[@JimDog794]

It does look odd

[@MrT13]

@@JimDog794right? Lol. So did they have 5 more ppl up there or?…. Lol

[@garyblack8717]

Yeah, she was listing hard for some reason.

[@robertesposito9871]

Don’t let the coast guard catch you with someone sitting up there

[@himhim3344]

That thumbnail had me thrown. I legit thought some reggin had their car down by the ramp. I was half correct.

[@genechronister7085]

Another great vid!

[@Iancad1]

No doubt about it. Sailboat folk are classier and smarter than Powerboaters!

[@FGO23]

That’s a large generalization there. I have seen plenty of sailboats terribly maintained and a safety hazard for everyone around. There are plenty of people that dive into something without receiving proper education and practical training on both sides.

[@SpaceRanger187]

7:05 if he took his time, he seems to know what he is doing. That was good besides the going to fast

[@paulkersey2179]

She is paying the coal toll.

[@pamandjohnmc]

I have yet to see a person who knows what they're doing with those car boats. When you buy one the DA factor kicks in. Just saying.

[@Coolhansolo]

James Bond did well. Lol

[@jbghah]

Sales guy forgot to tell him the wheels don't actually work.

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

Common sense isn’t so common anymore.

[@rileypup9971]

Those boat cars are idiotic.

[@gamingtweets6559]

I've never seen Americans struggle to dock a boat I jump out as soon as i get to the pontoon and tie the boat off before driving it onto the Trailer with ease and I'm only 17!

[@chucktaylor7227]

Captain should make sure everyone is safe...especially in this scenario.

[@0017Bulldog]

Hey, I'd put her on the bow of my 1959 Sears aluminum with my 6hp Johnson Motor (1973, of course). It would be awesome.

[@bks252]

It’s all fun and games with the boat until you get all wet!

[@lo2740]

there is a lot more money than braincells on this dock

[@PamelaZandarski]

With that kind of $$$, the Black King should be able to figure it out!!!! lmfao

[@guermeisterdoodlebug7980]

Is it hanging off the bow of a moving boat illegal in Florida?

[@kobartlett]

The Sea Ray tower was removed probably because they have a low bridge. It happens all the time up at Lake Norman, where I live the older ones don’t fold down like the new ones do so they have to remove them.

[@bluestar2253]

5:20 That lady in the boat that looks like a car needs a couch!

[@72151]

Sea Fox makes a good boat. It looks like they have a lot of stuff in the cabin by the way it’s sitting nose heavy.

[@nofotomojo]

A boat with weight in the bow is difficult to steer, combine that with slow speed and everything gets worse.

[@WhiskeyGulf71]

The guy in the car boat seemed to think it had wheels & would drive up the ramp.

[@charlescoates6661]

Is it me or did that SeaFox look like it was riding low in the water?

[@scottf6604]

Did you see the dock shake and the boat rise when she disembarked? ....just kidding looks like the boat is water laden.

[@warlordop713]

Bildge issues

[@matthewmuente1363]

Lots of cocaine

[@Meibeon]

Aren't those Radar Arches moulded in one piece?

[@artlife6210]

We have reached the apex of human failure 😂😂😂

[@RophavioZeman-gr2vx]

Money doesn't by common sense.

[@peltiereric6497]

That tower was removed involuntarily because the sides don’t even match each other anymore one side still has a little bit of tubing sticking up and the other side doesn’t have any

[@dannyfrog]

'Let's not check the weather and go out on the boat.' Said no one with any common sense. Ever.

[@opossom1968]

NO i do not let people ride in the bow, UNLESS we be fishing and using the trolling motor.

[@donefedup2208]

looks like a nascar wreck around there

[@markkus1134]

I’m surprised that Fixed outboard is even running on that sea fox

[@dodgeguyz]

I’m guessing that car boat is really just a jet boat? And not one of those that you can drive up the ramp?

[@matthewmuente1363]

It's basically a giant kids toy. A jet ski with a body kit. Definitely not cool enough to drive out of the water.

[@DavidKing-py9dt]

it's just a side by side jet ski.

[@Moolarkey]

Bow rider not permitted in Ohio - but you do occasionally see it

[@taboky1]

How are the lights on those car boats legal? Should never be red facing rear.

[@chucktaylor7227]

who is responsible for training boat owners how to approach docks properly AND SAFELY?

[@closewatcher8586]

Why are they listing so much?

[@arnedeneeff1183]

A boating license there doesn’t require a sort of training or test??

[@paradoxworkshop4659]

You can't buy class or intelligence. But you CAN buy boats.

[@lexbotkin3729]

These guys just come in so HOT to the dock. Proper docking is drifting up to the dock in NEUTRAL and a small tap in reverse...maybe. Would hate to see these boaters have to negotiate a fuel dock...geez.

[@user-eh5cr4or6k]

@5:27 okay I guess I'm new, you mean that thing is not an amphibious car? If not he obviously chose the wrong company he could have had one that just drives up the ramp once he got there.

[@dannyphipps7652]

I owned five different boats and no one ever rode on the bow.

[@MurderBong]

3:40 IMAGINE DRIVING SO BAD YOU HANG YOUR ARM OUT TO RELAX…

[@OZSCQUADS]

Bow Riding.. illegal in Aus

[@schumannresonanceswithverte]

Girl like that on the bow, feet dangling is going to be in the way whereever she is

[@toomanyhobbies2011]

Sometimes I just can't watch this kind of stupidity. That guy with the "car" was enough for me.

[@dtroxel7318]

In Maryland bow riding is a $350 fine

[@tommyrussell1415]

In VA it was upgraded to a felony about the time I started bowfishin. Had to build a rail, b Cuz nobody needs that in a fishing trip.

[@matthewmuente1363]

Another shithole blue state.

[@darknes7800]

I dont get the car-boat thing. Especially at $75K. When for another $100K, you could have a used Cig 38 Top Gun.

[@fireboat54]

Isn't it illegal to have someone sit on the bow of a moving boat with legs hanging over?

[@brianbelliveau5551]

That’s not a wise move and the boat looks like it has water in the bow I know that girl is not that heavy 😮

[@id10t98]

Boat #1 has a clown "captain" and if you go boating and are upset over getting wet from the rain, you probably should stay home.

[@ubeuonly]

As a captain it's a huge peeve of mine that people don't have the common sense to know to balance a boat underway

[@dan7163]

I'm here just for stupid human tricks. What is the giant matt for?

[@edwardranno7119]

No way someone is gonna be on the bow,while I am docking

[@ThomasNappo]

Take a weekend Course..learn how to drive and park a boat..😂

[@deepskywishingwell2602]

Why is there no boat rage?? I mean you do what you want , but you threaten my boat with stupidity. You will see rage

[@joe-hp4nk]

You got nothing better to do?

[@enginepy]

Those jet boat car thingies are just so ridiculous. It’s like a waving a douche flag

[@jakerazmataz852]

When you can't afford a nice boat, or a nice car.🤦‍♂

[@shaun8256]

She should have stayed there, stupid people deserve stupid prizes!

[@tommyrussell1415]

My rail has a thin price of fiberglass behind it to prevent hornets from getting around people's feet at night. You physically cant sit that way in my boat. But all things being equal. No way, no how am I going to be a party to that level of stupidity. We have had 3 boating fatalities in recent memory. All were prosecuted. 3,5,&7years plus whatever was suspended. They were alcohol related, but the same principle applies to bow riding.

[@thomasdaniel5308]

Dumbest captain ever in the car!

[@morganwithem4568]

What a shit boat it’s listing for one girl on the front

[@garyeaton5719]

That woman on the car/boat is useless as a crew. Just sits there, then held up a tie-down strap, before looking at her phone with the vessel crossways to ramp and dock!

[@RockPunkFloyd]

You bought a car/boat, not being bright is fairly obvious.

[@jacobKC3MRA]

What is the world is that weird boat car things? Just rent a boat

[@Velislide]

Man, what is it with snowflakes always worried about every little thing. I’d hate to see boaters witnessing people rock climbing, sky diving, cave diving, mountain biking, spectating rally car races, or just about any activity.

[@AquaTech225]

People buy boats for the get away. You’re not home. You’re not in a vehicle like daily. You’re in a boat. What a shitty wanna be boat/ski

[@Jesusonlysavior7]

The jet car is so ugly

[@jeanclaude521]

What is this ridiculous boat ?

[@josephmccord4511]

The bow girl is not a problem drama boy, making the most of boring shit

[@user-is8fq9in9s]

Keep your legs onboard 🙄

[@jcdc1824]

Brother, that first boat has a girl riding on the bow, but it's not a bowrider. The funky SeaRay w/ no tower is a bowrider. Just sayin'. Good footage tho.

[@loon3111]

Sea Rays are garbage boats. The hull design is absolutely digusting and belongs no where near the ocean.

[@TADAZ623]

Has nobody in FL heard of a Biminim

[@roberticodc]

Que pasa? Los gusanos no están contentos?

[@cracka420100]

South florida is a circus and a zoo all in one. What a joke of a place.

[@johnmichaeltracy9050]

a case of more money than intelligence. pretty stupid boat and an equally as stupid operator.