They Called It WHAT?? - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos

[@jacksepticeye]

Had to edit out a part of the video because it got demonetised. That's why there's a weird cut in the middle. BUT WE'RE BACK BABY!

[@gold1380]

Ok

[@greenman3765]

Peepee

[@gold1380]

Le weeb Noice

[@thatpianistgirl6189]

Ok

[@thatawesamgirl]

Got it!

[@jacksepticeye]

LAUGH

[@galaxyos_]

LAFFFFFFF

[@talpolonski1843]

Yes

[@schmetris1306]

LAUGH

[@jesselynhagerty9789]

jacksepticeye HEE HEE

[@Fastbreak-kd6ut]

ha

[@bluegold1026]

“Who dares disturb my slumber??” Says the man who believes sleep is for the weak

[@immortalpotato7861]

Jack lied to all of us :(

[@gargoyles9999]

FOR A THOUSAND YEARS I HAVE LAIN DORMANT

[@danyoten9204]

Sleep is for the week

[@viriousambguilty2791]

Right

[@thehippesthippo677]

FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF YEARS I LAIED SLUMBER oh hi go.....jack

[@andrewchurch452]

“I got five pieces of candy.” “I got a chocolate bar.” “I got a quarter.” Charlie Brown: “I got Ayds.”

[@internetuser4210]

You talkin about the disease or the candy? Either way that is a fact

[@andrewchurch452]

Just an Internet User the candy but still the name of it gives off the same joke.

[@jules1727]

Mmmm that delicious choocolety fleevur

[@isiahervin4737]

Brings me back to the great pumkin

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Lmao, great comment

[@kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323]

Fun fact: In Japanese, "ori" means folding and "kami" means paper. Origami means folding paper (kami becomes gami). So, by replacing ori with hair, you're not saying "folding hair", you're saying "hair paper" 😂 BUT ON TOP OF THAT! Hair in Japanese is ALSO "kami" (different word, same pronounciation). "Hairagami" is like if you were saying "kamigami" or "kami kami" That in itself is already hilarious

[@goldenbergkidsaccount4534]

No I was told kami means hair

[@beckmania1066]

I thought kami means god

[@NOTABAGEL132]

Finally a comment that’s actually funny

[@gayjayy]

@@goldenbergkidsaccount4534 Words that are spelled the same can have different meanings.

[@mylsen8229]

@@gayjayy just like some words in english all language have that feature, i think

[@Kinetic_Silver]

They were saying that Ayds doesn’t make you freak out like how speed used to (which was a common Weight loss drug)

[@jacksepticeye]

Ahhhh!

[@MarkSolos-u2f]

I thought speed was another name for met

[@Kinetic_Silver]

jacksepticeye keep up the good work, I love your videos and the community you’ve created!

[@juliacoward1]

Well If ayds is key.... then that means... SPEED IS KEYYYYY

[@alpacalypse4552]

I was coming here to say this! Old school appetite suppressants we’re straight up stimulants

[@itsyaboijc6700]

“Your cup size has really increased” “Thank you, I’m an alcoholic now” - Jacksepticeye

[@lindeeosborne7171]

Jesus said it

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

Ayyy

[@cameronjenkins5902]

lol

[@K15A6]

The most cursed thing about this comment: Pfp: jesus Likes: 666

[@michalflud6915]

Im sorry What?

[@camncheese]

“God, it turns your fish into a scaly condom!” “My wife would like that!”

[@DiscordMistake]

That's a sub

[@Hi-hh2rv]

Yeah we heard that

[@mamaguevogogogo]

Lol 666 likes

[@ecksspot8497]

dude all she needs to get is bad dragin

[@theebatt1068]

lol yes!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@psychopathic_kitten1029]

"...and if they come down hard upon me, I'll claim *banana* ." -Sean Mclaughlin, 2020

[@ador3qr]

*cough* Seán McDonalds

[@Alpeyy]

Evelyn: "Jack why do we have so many boxes in front of our door?" Jack: "I ordered everything from every ad"

[@Alex-hp6ue]

Seán has a problem

[@jacksepticeye]

honestly....

[@DylandbGaming]

Your sleeping? thats new for the internet.

[@Alex-mu9si]

@@jacksepticeye At least im watching this know before this gets deleted for some unknown reason also awesome content.

[@leizero]

You guys keep sending him these, don't stop.

[@mina_h2002]

"I'm an alcoholic now" Jack, you're Irish. I was under the impression that you were *always* an alcoholic.

[@shemer00]

Exactly

[@AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch]

So wait, I thought Irishmen were alcoholics by default? (Not really, just making a joke)

[@legalza0843]

It’s literally in his blood

[@beemis8469]

That’s a bit racist but I like it

[@alansmithee419]

But now he's an alcoholic even by Irish standards.

[@theironnautilus7228]

This video aged well with the new term for “gooning”

[@pocket_possum]

no fr lmao

[@ImMrPiggles]

I was about to say the same thing

[@flameofmage1099]

I fucking need the Goon Suit

[@RATGUY10000]

“So does that mean the people who use it are called gooners?”

[@infamousphantom7845]

"Wow Maria, you look slimmer than ever" "Thanks, my son gave me AYDS" "Ahaha....what..."

[@sodathesilly]

*Hmm..*

[@dangerdash4393]

*Unsettled Tom*

[@ajhurtado5940]

"The Pill Thomas! Damn you!!"

[@krista192]

*Home sweet Alabama intensifies*

[@patrickmethven9272]

Damn

[@Bobby_123_69]

Jacksepticeye: brings back jacksepticeyes funniest home videos Whiteboard: "I'm out"

[@voiduss7563]

You mean Ight ima head out

[@thepeepeepoopooman2194]

@@voiduss7563 dammit i was gonna say that

[@baguetteyeast5531]

Stop whiteboard abuse today XD

[@allysonwleklinski9862]

“* sneeze * Sorry I’m allergic to bullshit” Literally the best thing ever

[@vodton6597]

Allyson Wleklinski i literally use this line on a weekly basis

[@samirnahas3592]

Are you crying at a morty No I’m just allergic to dipshits

[@iiNSideOfficial]

Perfectly used in iRobot

[@-Grovesy-]

I also use this line on a weekly basis. That or "Press X for Doubt"

[@legatelanius3343]

So true my dad says that

[@bugsmomwithjktaylor]

Mom says my grandma and her friends were all into the Ayds candy, and that the disease was why the company changed the name. She also said the stimulants line was a real concern, because a lot of weight loss products were essentially just speed or some kind of amphetamines.

[@Dom_Maretti]

Ephedra was the big bad of the world of weight loss "supplements".

[@florenciabuw3736]

Jack:”Who dares disturb my slumber” My head: tHe FiTnEsSgRaM pAcEr TeST

[@aidancommenting]

Oh god the memories of my gym class just came flooding back to me... I remember one kid in my class who got a twelve

[@Skyfire36]

I was the kid that got 7 the first time then 79 at the end

[@calebayala5686]

69th like

[@hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803]

PTSD intensifies

[@redbozark5269]

I thought that Jack was referencing the cave of wonder from Aladdin

[@andrea_k342]

As an Australian i can confirm the 'Goon Suit' is something we would 100% do

[@stupid2735]

I want that.

[@finleydavies5072]

Australia dose not exist

[@lucasbruinsmc2913]

@@finleydavies5072 please tell me you are joking

[@finleydavies5072]

@@lucasbruinsmc2913 yes I am lol

[@Qwerty-ci2fy]

... true, true

[@jasminefregoso6631]

Jack: *sneezes* “Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.” Me: yes, true.

[@loganmason1846]

Your comment has 69 likes nice👌

[@mythical_legendzx651]

Man frick whoever made it 70 likes I might as well just like it

[@theopassumking1536]

Same

[@defaultyboi6659]

I’m allergic to that steaming shit in Jamba’s Palace

[@shemer00]

So true

[@thetiredartist4818]

9:30 Jack freaking out while everyone living in the south or by the coast is completely unphased

[@Kolokommouna]

I doubt many people in the tundras of inner Patagonia have this as a daily part of their lives

[@thegirlofmanyfandoms99]

Newfoundlanders are also unphased

[@erinyoung802]

I was literally thinking “that actually seem really useful” 😂

[@thediabolicalgamer6006]

So before the 90’s “aids” was called “grid” which stood for “gay-related immune deficiency” I just learned that my self lol

[@LynnAgain83]

Mind.Blown 🤯

[@Swordsoulreaver]

OOF

[@galaxyskyzziy2438]

Wow

[@myaalvarado3096]

Then they learned that anyone could get it. Smh. The ignorance and hatred.

[@FurryMcMemes]

It was believed to be only a disease among the gay, though it was realized far too late that it affects everyone.

[@kierenzylstra922]

Can we talk about how he said “Maybe I’m worth it, maybe it’s L’Oriel” instead of “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Madeline”

[@drewpierce7582]

Who the fuck is Madeline

[@quixotic333]

m-madeline? maybelline

[@aaronismanly3733]

Mabel pines?

[@julietthomas6392]

68th like

[@magnusburame2409]

There's 69 likes

[@onebigmood9632]

“It turns the fish into a scaly condom.” “My wife would like that!”

[@tolbryntheix4135]

I guess that explains why that always smells like fish...

[@joethomas5528]

at least it is free tho, no need for any cash

[@saltystrawberrii9935]

Nice pfp *wink wonk*

[@qq-lw2vp]

a non virgin.

[@dentano5317]

690th like, *nice*

[@cardlinsalmon3143]

"And if they clamp down on me, I'll claim...BANANA!" The timing on that was just perfect, I'm creasing XD

[@benfitzsimons7124]

Jack: “what’s a goon suit” Every single Aussie: NOFUCKING WAY

[@HintsofVanillla]

Why can I hear the accent bleeding from this comment

[@kianaadams2852]

OMG GOON

[@lecaj239]

too bad they are all burning right now

[@grieve6959]

llecajj that’s just a stereotype only like a small percentage is like every city is fine like dunno what your on

[@benfitzsimons7124]

llecajj Yes. We are burning. And it’s not even a joke at this point. It’s been months. People have died, lost their homes and our pm won’t do shit. Please help

[@gli_chee_draws]

*_"I'm allergic to bullsh!t."_* This is now my favorite quote of the whole year. xD

[@gigathefemalewarmachine2454]

I'm allergic to that too

[@kaylapowell2793]

I am as well. Can’t stand it.

[@sophisticatedbear3374]

This has been said for decades by my grandmother.

[@PurpleLugia]

@@sophisticatedbear3374 As well as Will Smith in "I, Robot"

[@reagantumurbaatar9244]

aren't we all

[@ironicugandan5826]

Fun fact: The largest object removed from a anus is a regulation bowling pin. Also there has been a live grenade removed from a prisoner who tried to sneak it into prison

[@petargacic4299]

Also vlad the impaler's cock

[@orisheretohelp]

Imagine the grenade detonating.

[@dylanhullinger5021]

@@orisheretohelp explosive diarrhea

[@princessthyemis]

What the fuck!!!

[@ReikiMaulana]

Thanks, i hate anal now..

[@Zer0butReal]

Goon suit sounds so much worse in 2024 💀

[@aquamarinerose5405]

Yeaaaaaa

[@springdemon.w.]

Wait, how?/gen

[@talenrothwell3407]

You really don't want to know​@@springdemon.w.

[@SVGARE]

@@springdemon.w.x2

[@wd3185]

Commercials for Jack to see: "You, your girl and your Johnson" "Ball Busters" "Little Baby's Ice Cream"

[@artyblouin172]

New Zealand deck commercial as well

[@asoftie4315]

I think he's seen ball busters before in season 1

[@AtlasVAL]

commandeered4 YES YES NAP TIIME OMG YES :DDD

[@luciluver420]

@@asoftie4315 it was.

[@lazed7399]

commandeered4 yes

[@DanniPaiGaming]

"I have a deal with the censors" *GETS DEMONITIZED*

[@King_Luigi]

_They have altered the deal._ _Pray they do not alter it again._

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Jack: Who dares to disturb my slumber Me: Your notifications sure don't mind waking me from my slumber

[@apersonaddictedtomemes210]

Ya

[@scootsgaming3941]

Yeah what the hell

[@ThatSocialMoth]

Me: Your fucking what?! It's 3am. I don't get slumber you don't get slumber bitch

[@classroomdweller9620]

I want to eat Oreos

[@garidbatbayr544]

Jellal!

[@pipwithit2574]

4:58 that's definitely slang now and it was funny hearing him accidentally predict (or just say idk when the phrase started) the term

[@savannahbrandenburg2100]

Jack who can’t hear me: *sneezes* Me: bless you

[@emmalyke]

The allergy to bullsh!t has symptoms of hearing loss

[@jessebananasaurus1526]

If only! Meanwhile, one month later, I was having a pretty bad day when my mom came over to see me, but paused before she said anything and pointed at my computer screen, saying "Oh are you talking to somebody?" I looked behind me because I'd just taken a shower and didn't remember - this video was paused. 🤣

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

“Why take diet pills when you can enjoy ayds?” Me: “Well yeah if you’re dead you don’t have to worry about weight loss”

[@thedingo23]

Eeexacly!!

[@Ravelord]

Why take diet pills when you can get wasted with your goon suit?

[@vastfuldreams605]

Yeeep

[@jewelsmarie3863]

Gabriela Clark lmao 😆

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

Big PP.

[@yngbldexe9014]

“Do you want to go to the gym?” “No thanks I have AYDS.”

[@adenmullinax9634]

Pls never say thay

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

Lmao

[@jamessakalarios2112]

A is for AYDS it helps you lose weight

[@deepeshkumarpandey1248]

Never day that ever

[@Mossymoss69]

The goon suit aged beautifully 😭

[@MidnightRoses]

The fact that I see barely any comments about the fact the jack sneezed and said, and I quote- *cough cough* "I'm allergic to bull sh!t" -Jackcepticeye

[@thedingboat5827]

Jack in his 2nd Portal 2 co-op series: I smell some bullsh- * cough cough * Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullsh*t.

[@Mad_Leroy]

the FAMOUS Jacksepticeye quote, and NO ONE pointed it out???!??!?

[@catandrizzo5457]

I thought he said blue s**t because her dress was blue 🤣😂

[@_disrupt8344]

its a line from i robot

[@animal_empyre]

I accidentally disliked your comment and now I feel bad

[@sleepyghostisme7558]

"man your cup size ha really increased lately" "I'm an alcoholic noOw" xD

[@xi3nol588]

*checks out* 👌

[@kindatoogayforthis938]

“Refresh me!” Coronavirus: *im about to end this mans whole spring*

[@Novacayne-alt]

Omg

[@mxxa7881]

People are saying that in the summer the coronavirus is going to die down a bit but in the fall it will probably get worse.

[@willriggs6731]

The goon suit is literally the most aussie thing I ever seen. I need that for “alcohol free” festivals

[@wolfbassgames1244]

Jack: *sneezes* sorry I’m allergic to bullshit. Me: me too Jack, me too.

[@tobynara1000]

robitussin!!!

[@Mama_nootnoot]

Ya I am to cuz I sneeze when ever someone and or any of the Sans Aus something vary stupid or idiotic

[@yvatruscott6771]

Dont you mean Sean?

[@kin4386]

T'was a good i,Robot reference.

[@J_dnvg]

Ive never seen someone get disgusted and interested in so many things.

[@RenoRelapse2287]

Welcome to the internet

[@itsmeemohere]

“It’s hard to bone-debone your fish” - 2020 Jacksepticeye

[@carlclaessens5877]

Once you bone a fish, you can't debone it anymore.

[@taitia8619]

@@carlclaessens5877 (suddenly thinking about Wilbur Soot...)

[@athenapromachos3027]

Him not being sure if goon/gooning was slang was.... oddly prescient.

[@statealchemist000]

Meanwhile on Family Guy: "Why aren't people buying your waffles Mr. Ayds?" "Its because I'm Irish Timmy, its because I'm Irish." Look it up XD

[@iamairhairspersonalaccount6244]

Oh my god, actually?

[@peeblekitty5780]

12:22 my cat's name is pebbles and i almost spat out my drink-

[@spazzmania5798]

OH NOOOO-

[@thotusmaximus971]

Username checks out

[@bamhurger118]

Jesus

[@mochamilksubs]

Christ

[@fractal6227]

poor cat probably traumatized now

[@chizujazelledaichireimiko7119]

Imagine being at a party and someone comes up to you and says, "oh you've lost some weight I see, what did you do?" and you just say, "I got AYDS"

[@animegurlmbp]

Imma text that to my bf just see his reaction

[@enchroony6656]

@@animegurlmbp uhhh wat happened

[@animegurlmbp]

@@enchroony6656 He was actually freaked ngl until he saw how I spelled it and knew it was a joke (which is weird because he also watches Sean constantly)😂

[@Shearlocks]

So fun thing, AYDs was an actual thing that existed before the disease AIDS was known/well known, but uh the product kind of died in the 80s for obvious reasons.

[@enchroony6656]

@@animegurlmbp lol

[@dazzlingdazzler2313]

7:14 When he sneezed and said he was allergic to bullshit, it hit me. it's exactly what Will Smith said in that one movie 'I ROBOT!!!'🤣🤣

[@christianparrish3292]

Seriously ?

[@ashtonvickers928]

“Hairagami! For the woman who wants to look like they went to a hair salon in the Star Wars universe”

[@somanshu640]

😂😂

[@KB-fk3jj]

That's a pretty sweet idea

[@MercuryCat]

Fun fact! We own one but never use it!

[@vzimmz69]

Lmao

[@Shadow-xz4ir]

What’s even more funny, is I’ve actually seen the ad once and my grandma brought it as well

[@arcticfox5379]

“It looks like a regular coffee cup, but you put booze in it”

[@chaoticsovereign]

its called recycling

[@saltedcoffee2446]

I should not have been wheezing as much as I did when I heard that.

[@rumblebee5812]

Why not just use a regular coffee cup but for free

[@landonwatson1575]

Or you know go to therapy to get that alcohol problem fixed

[@zacharyylol2585]

you mean if I use a uhhh example, a hydroflask, that’s recycling cups?

[@weneedlivesproductions5329]

Ok but why is no one talking about “maybe I’m worth it. Maybe it’s Loreille”???

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

lmao i was like "???"

[@skunx74]

LMAO.... that was hilarious

[@cherry_blooms]

It's great 🤣🤣😭

[@captainatsumi8483]

We all know it's both

[@samdolan09]

Maybe it's Maybelline 😂😂😂

[@Skylaramix]

Not jack calling out the gooners 4 years before they came to be

[@hallava]

I think the aids pills "not making you nervous" is a reference to how a lot of diet pills back in the day were basically amphetamine

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

And the irony is those old diet pills were probably safer

[@waffleauflauf4213]

I was thinking about how most stimulants, like caffeine, can cause anxiety

[@tktspeed1433]

@@waffleauflauf4213 or amphetamine, methylphenidate (ritalin), meth, coke, nicotine, basically all stimulants.

[@raimarulightning]

Also, from the looks of it, this was in the 70s, and was this before the AIDS virus had transitioned to humans. It's kinda funny and kind of sad how people fail to realise how recent some history is.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

WOT

[@sigurd5489]

“I want my hair to look like it has been attacked by a birds nest!” -Jacksepticeye 2020

[@Dan-hd6rg]

bruh he looks like a mix of ed sheeran and john green

[@sigurd5489]

Vandana Warrier hahaha so true

[@aidanhuthnance8967]

I don't

[@aidanhuthnance8967]

No thank you I have ayds

[@weirdnessfalls]

Ded hair when u use hairigami

[@CakeTastesGoood]

Jack: *smacks whiteboard* This Baby Can Hold So Many Laughs In It.

[@robloxeggryan7419]

Jack: L is for lovers A is for ass U is for u’ve G is for gamer H is for happy Me: excuse me…u eat ass?!

[@darnok6407]

"Oh no! They turn a fish into food in a kitchen!" ~ Basically Jacksepticeye during the pufferfish video

[@shemer00]

Jack: Who dares disturbs my SLUMBER Everyone: shook

[@sanctifiedsuccubus2562]

I was pretty shook when he said that XD

[@pineapple_kid2570]

@@sanctifiedsuccubus2562 me Haha beepo man

[@skrrten]

LMAOOO “i can just think real hard and get one for *_FREE!”_* i could not stop replaying and now everything hurts from *LAUGH* ing too hard

[@electro4976]

Lmmmmaaaaaoooo

[@noeleenhughes9971]

Noice

[@roadworkahead4187]

13:31 “And if they come down hard on me, I’ll claim-“ “B A N A N A”

[@cactusqueen6125]

These videos are still helping with my depression long after quarantine

[@tadaotakumi9852]

The goon suit sounds like something 5 minutes crafts would make.

[@justaperson4656]

It was, wasn't it? That made a tie

[@johnnyguevin7888]

iob aY! I mean sure if you constantly want to be completely drunk and or someone who is waisted off your behinds on wine/any kind of alcohol all the time then go right ahead and try making a goon wine/alcohol suit

[@finley6161]

Haven't even seen the video and it sounds like it too lol

[@thedingo23]

Well here in Australia you find a good place to hide your goonbags 😀

[@vastfuldreams605]

5- minute crafts made a tie that holds goon

[@confused_rat7224]

Jack: does that mean that people that drink goons are called goonies? Me an Australian: nah they're just called alcoholics.

[@stewartescaross3712]

Vonican'thuman nice

[@caelummccartin4310]

I had no clue that goon was slang for alcohol thingy, even though I live in australia. So I had no clue if that was the case or not

[@rocketfuel7340]

Ur burning

[@confused_rat7224]

@@rocketfuel7340 oh I'm aware.

[@Miss_Distress]

@@caelummccartin4310 Yeah, I've heard it but it's not common.

[@over7532]

I feel like Jack is gonna get jelly of Felix's break & they're both gonna go off to the countryside & grow beards. Gah Daym! Thanks for 1k likes guys!

[@moonlight_.wolf.9807]

- Greenit - and grow potato’s

[@mcoupe69]

- Greenit - no

[@Sceusell]

It’s not they both already have beards, so it’s just gonna be fake beards over their real beards

[@ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0.]

no

[@derealgod]

That’s what he’s doing on his break

[@judethedude5246]

When he said gooners he predicted the future

[@baghouse2678]

"I want my hair to look like it was attacked by a birds nest." - Jacksepticeye 2020.

[@lukecollins7929]

How does a bird's nest attack?

[@baghouse2678]

@@lukecollins7929 I dont know... Will we ever?

[@lukecollins7929]

@@baghouse2678 🤔

[@amoghketkar2559]

You can become Josuke with the hairagami

[@lukecollins7929]

Nobody knows how a bird's nest attacks? Damn. I was just attacked by one yesterday.

[@vristrogen]

“and if they come down upon me, i’ll claim-“ “BANANA”

[@barns612]

I've been laughing for like 10 fucking minutes

[@Gillymonster18]

“Who dares disturb my slumbERRRRRRR.” Sean got some God of War Jormungandr going on.

[@farbodmay7657]

This was in Darksiders II as well

[@fletcherraleigh8220]

9:26 "Just wait 4 hours until I have to call my doctor."

[@lakesharobertson1245]

Sean: Are Australians that drink goon, Gooners? Me an Australian: No, they're just called Alcoholics.......XD

[@jeng3805]

😂

[@cathie9504]

well youre not wrong lmao

[@rgaming1985]

What is the goonies movie called for you guys

[@jeng3805]

Lol, The Goonies are called the Goonies

[@liammack7196]

You mean, they’re just called Australians.

[@dalekprawn]

"Was that a thing, that appetite suppressants were things that made you worry" History lesson for you Jack: In the 1950s a drug called "Obetrol" was a popular appetite suppressant for weight-loss. Obetrol's generic name was Methamphetamine.

[@sweatpantsromance]

...wow

[@garnettekken]

Of fucking course

[@KairraKat]

In the Victorian Era they sold worm tablets to help women stay slim. I don't mean earthworms ground into pills...I mean they sold tapeworm eggs, which you swallowed and they hatched into tapeworms that lived in your stomach in an almost symbiotic relationship with you, eating part of everything you digested and causing you to stay thin and looking 'beautiful'. This is also why I do not subscribe to the ethos that thin is beautiful.

[@cyan2885]

@@KairraKat Oh my jesus i thought it was fake but google says IT'S REAL!

[@flamantvert6916]

Holy hell

[@nebul8a31]

“I’ve had enough of Ayds” best way to avoid illness

[@Jello.brainz]

That’s like getting diagnosed with something and just saying “no.” LIKE SHEHW 💀💀

[@Dom_TheMan1]

Man legit predicted goners far beyond his time 😂

[@Ownniceguy]

Just add "My wife would like that." After any sentences and it makes sense. "Ive got 10 fingers." *MY WIFE WOULD LIKE THAT*

[@moyaiswag]

Player #1 I’ve got a terrible medical condition My wife would like that

[@Ownniceguy]

@@moyaiswag nice I have a large bank account. *my wife would like that*

[@ABANDONED23456]

WAIT NO-

[@Oosjdnnf]

Ciro Moriello "my wife would like that"

[@deuceydee3506]

"The fitnessgram pacer is a 30 minute test that gets progressively more difficult as it goes." "My wife would like that!"

[@ericcamarillo9663]

"My wife would like that." Also the song on that TikTok vid was "Undercover Martyn" by Two Door Cinema Club

[@sacredyveltal4688]

_And she spoke words that would melt in your hands..._

[@BigBoy069]

“And if they put down that shit I’ll claim-” “BANANA” I laughed so hard when I heard that

[@BrimReaper10]

Just was sick and this made me feel a hell of of a lot better, love your videos Sean, keep making people laugh, man do I miss meme time

[@gabriellepeterson4465]

Imagine in 100 years this is the only video left and they hear “cockcam this was the peak of our time”

[@Brandon11746]

My wife *would like that*

[@fastoutnotforkids7192]

At least the wife knows he packing.

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

A huge load

[@ons1m598]

ah I'm sad Sean cut out the cockcam part of the video because he got demonetised :(

[@Donjauncherrytempo]

Diet pills at that point in time were basically meth so that’s where the “won’t make you worry” thing came from

[@PearDaily]

675109

[@brettanderson6038]

They essentially used adhd medication which was basically meth then, which makes you nervous i would guess

[@LividMoodflow]

I thought it had something to do with caffeine. Caffeine can make people anxious, myself included. Meth sounds more interesting tho :D

[@Donjauncherrytempo]

LividMoodflow nah dawg I wasn’t being too hyperbolic they were like basically speed which is why people would get super addicted to them. It’s like that same stuff that truck drives use to stay awake for 3 days

[@tallulahmars2577]

They used benzedrine and dexedrine for "pep pills" back then. Both forms of methamphetamine. They gave you energy and made you lose weight. Judy Garland has talked about how the studio's gave her "pep pills" keeping them up for 18hrs, then giving them sleeping pills to knock them out for 4hrs, only to wake them back up with more pep pills for another 18hrs. And this is when she was a teenager! So yeah, different forms of meth were legal and highly used back then.

[@nameles.s]

Friend: you should really start dieting Me: no worries I have AYDS.

[@stuffnstuff8844]

The gooners joke aged so bad 😭

[@KishinAubrey]

the term actually did exist since 2005 but it wasn't super popular until recently

[@ashleysutton4253]

Jack: "If you want your hair to look like some demonic symbol" Me: "...or the letter S"

[@Robottacked]

S=Satanic

[@jonasmejerpedersen4847]

or 8

[@kay19129]

S stands for Satan Be careful, dustlings

[@Uprimus1]

where is the hairigami lol

[@krakios3950]

_S_ atanic _S_ ymbols

[@madisonmcdonald9453]

Jack: "Oh no" "WONDER BONER" Jack: "oh... *no* "

[@kyliesmith9199]

@@Dylan_T_Clark AHJDSGAKHDJHZSDjAS BRUHHHH

[@1992holycrap]

"M Y W I F E W O U L D L I K E T H A T" Jack: *"OH NOOOO"*

[@Brandon11746]

LOL

[@ziggythezombie3516]

Jack: It turns your fish into a scaly condom “My wife would like that”

[@runalsingh1863]

@@cheezeballz1779 what. The. Fuck

[@williamsmoak5787]

@@cheezeballz1779 wtf

[@Septiccatgaming]

Gage Lupton *FBI OPEN UP*

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

Coming back to this in 2024, I don't think calling your product "the Goon suit" is the best idea...

[@JonathanRebollar]

Jack should make a playlist of he’s original music like L.A.U.G.H , Meme time and all the way.

[@vladdostupidthings6549]

I salute you for having that eye in your name

[@PersonalDas]

Well the LAUGH song isn't made by him. It was made by a fan. I'm not sure about meme time though

[@SirenCalera]

Would love that! Maybe one playlist for his own works/colabs and another for fan-made songs they’ve been used?

[@seancrowley5268]

Jonathan Rebollar he didn’t make em

[@seancrowley5268]

Francisco Quirarte Ortega that was

[@kirbyhypno2522]

"There's no sunlight anywhere" *Laughs in Australian*

[@phoenixangel5073]

There's not just sunLIGHT in Australia, there's entire SUN in Australia.

[@Puddor]

We dont have sunlight, we have smoke haze.

[@peneloperosser4207]

Puddor that's if your from NSW/Melbourne

[@mrsprinklesdarat]

Phoenix angel we don't have much of an ozone layer

[@thefallenchaoskeeper]

Well... when the smoke cloud isn’t covering the skies from dawn till dusk, that is.

[@vic_x]

Reason why Sean is the best person ever Even if it isn’t funny, his laugh will make you laugh You can feel so lonely, but his smile makes you feel like he’s right there He has the most beautiful eyes EVER

[@Wren_C]

Daniela Nunez Laughter is contagious! Or was that depression?

[@moonwing1715]

Chloe Chew both

[@gentlemanjones8469]

Someone's thirsty.

[@Wren_C]

Name 99 *crazy fan girls fan girling intensifies* Evelyn in the corner just freaked out...

[@dianamaioru497]

@Name 99 Nah- you can appreciate someone without being called “thirsty”.

[@MopTopMase]

Sean was really ahead of the goon curve

[@tadhgennis3675]

Guy walks into a pharmacy: "Excuse me , can I have ayds?" Person at register: 0_0

[@damiangilbert3342]

LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@awebtoonreader4979]

13:20 The Jacksepticeye channel, the only bastion for: -Swearing -Sensitive content -Sexy Luigi stans

[@Mr_Original]

Wait what's that last one...? 🙄

[@j4der4de32]

Mr. Original you havent been on the subreddit, have you? 😂

[@Mr_Original]

@@j4der4de32 Unfortunately no... 😅

[@kenshiromilesvt.7037]

Yea, wut wast it?

[@lynn.chaaaa]

@@j4der4de32 ahh i see you are the -man- redditor of culture

[@legendari-on-yt-you-mfers]

"Goon suit" has very different implications today

[@springdemon.w.]

I keep seeing these comments, what happened?/gen

[@christianparrish3292]

​@@springdemon.w. Good question

[@jgoldian47]

@@springdemon.w. MASTURBATING

[@kdbug1037]

Jack: and that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.... Me: that sounds familiar... hmmm... Me: Jack is *Lord Farquaad!*

[@vicproductions7420]

Lord Fuckwad.

[@mylifestinky7311]

He can't be. Jack's not short

[@kiwichan456]

Some body Once told me, the world is gonna roll me

[@gaeliczeta421]

E

[@MissSkullCrusher]

E

[@Dragonjae660]

People who drink goon aren’t called “Gooners” or “Goonies” we’re called aussies

[@thisaccountisuselessimfr6263]

Let me just say that you have a beautiful profile picture. Dratini is bro.

[@Da_Swifta]

FlashFirez Bored indeed. #147 all the way bby

[@duyeaaa7642]

Ok gooner

[@brodyspears8290]

Didnt ask

[@fluffnugget1812]

people who drink goon are called my mum :))

[@lovelylynxie8113]

Sean: talking 1 second later: **B A N A N A**

[@temmiemew]

I wil claim- *B A N A N A*

[@mani-qj3np]

Heckin' floppy *B A N A N A*

[@lovelylynxie8113]

@@mani-qj3np *B A N A N A*

[@lovelylynxie8113]

@@temmiemew *B A N A N A*

[@mani-qj3np]

@@lovelylynxie8113 *B A N A N A*

[@Keyser___Soze]

I was waiting for him to realize “AYDS” was a product before the “AIDS” virus. Glad he finally through in that “fun fact”

[@NeoMatrix5]

Jack: do you like to laugh? Video: Cockring camera, ayds, assplay Me: *confused screaming*

[@noeleenhughes9971]

Noice

[@WhiteJesussss]

Jack: It turns your fish into a scaly condom! Random Guy: "My wife would like that!"

[@xgamertime8618]

Not gonna lie almost all girls would like that Not to be weird

[@riikonen1884]

Jack talking about Ayds: "I wonder why it didn't took off" The text literally in the screen: "Ayds enjoyed strong sales in 1970s and early 1980s"

[@mandybennett22]

NobozMopoz I kind of feel bad for the company given that the disease was named that in 1982.

[@elixir3790]

at 2:55 the song is called Undercover Martyn by Two Door Cinema Club for anyone wondering

[@SyrupNX]

Just so you know, Master Bait is a real item in Terraria, as well as Mourning Wood being a real mini-boss.

[@sgt1201]

Yep and it’s works like a charm;)

[@hatterwashere]

*MY WIFE WOULD LIKE THAT*

[@mamaluigi1438]

:\

[@xxbagelnutzxx504]

Don't forget the golden shower!

[@averagebadplayer5366]

gratifiedgranola da phouqe