THEY STOLE MY JET SKI!! A trip to the Isle of Wight with Olly Wilkins Bernard Kerr and Wyn Masters.

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Watch as we make the treacherous voyage to the Isle of Mann (Wight) by boat and jet ski with MTB legends Olly Wilkins, Wyn Masters and Bernard Kerr to go and ride the Isle of Wight Bikepark.
What was meant to be a fun day out with the lads soon turned into a nightmare after my jetski goes AWOL after just one run.
Enjoy,
Rob
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[@owilkins23]

A fairly ridiculous day really

[@harrybaldwin26]

Looks it 👍

[@chimps4gimps]

Going by that comment at 16:45 it could have headed in a whole new direction! #vetslife #shituptotheelbow #purpleheadedwombferret

[@harrybaldwin26]

@@chimps4gimps 😂😂yes I know

[@entity19ify]

This guy is the BEST!! Should've had is own channel years ago.

[@KusholaCam]

Foooooor suuuuure

[@tmtbb7120]

“Scrap the pre ride junk food “ then proceeds to help himself to a packet of McCoy’s

[@brysoncorbin8496]

You prolly dont give a shit but if you guys are stoned like me atm then you can watch pretty much all the new movies and series on InstaFlixxer. I've been streaming with my gf these days xD

[@vanbrecken8147]

@Bryson Corbin Definitely, have been using InstaFlixxer for years myself :)

[@pmiller7886]

Bernard is one of the most all round talented riders breathing. He is insanely good at anything he does. He gets nowhere near the recognition he deserves.

[@petshopox]

He's also great fun to take the piss out of.

[@jesusmckraken]

P Miller are you his mother? Or is this you Bernard?

[@pags1981]

Hes into all bikes too, esp moto 🤙

[@bensmithers]

Winning hardline again will help do doubt

[@andrewnoble8743]

This is why mountain biking is great.... legends gentlemen, you are legends.

[@robwarner9700]

Thanks :)

[@texlish7467]

This is possibly the best Rob Warner channel on youtube.

[@robwarner9700]

umm.. thanks?!

[@mrshaneyt43]

“Get the Hubble out” ..I fell of my chair🤣🤣🤣😂

[@robwarner9700]

😂😂

[@samwainwright4794]

I can’t believe the kids stole the jet ski 😂😂😂

[@robwarner9700]

Me neither!

[@nigellawrance2130]

You spelt shits wrong

[@Dude-Smellmyhelmet]

@@nigellawrance2130 You spelled spelled wrong haha

[@benjybluehat]

I can. What I can't believe is Rob thought it was gonna be safe cos he gave the little 'erberts a tenner. He even said "HE" would've had a go in their position. 🤣

[@computerbob06]

Exactly! Especially at £1 an hour to guard it!

[@Dash41198]

Coming up in the world Rob; sponsors and all! The vids you put up are great, the bantz are second to none, and now the drama! Keep up the good work.

[@robwarner9700]

Cheers

[@RobHill00]

😂😂😂😂 you couldn’t make this up! The misadventures of Rob continue.....best thing on KZbin!👌🏻

[@Lukedormer]

This is Comedy gold. I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@robwarner9700]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@TAZMON20]

As the ice melts the oceans drop, really Rob.

[@hobmarg]

Another brilliant episode, high drama on the Isle of Wight... I mean Man... somehow the best part is Rob taking a nap and not even riding at the bike park hahaha.

[@d2cdl]

Literally, 'keeping it real', Rob. Your videos are like Christmas and Birthday presents. It's not the wrapping that's important but the gift within it. I know more Warnerisms than I do quotes from Snatch.🤪

[@robwarner9700]

Lovely words mate thank you

[@d2cdl]

@@robwarner9700 No mate, thank you for giving the me gift of being able describe real ugliness, ie, 'as a bag of mashed up arseholes'.🙈🤪 Cheers from one tall rider to another.👍

[@markstorer7204]

Buzz cut is a miles better look Rob, keep it, its probably less maintenance than the purple dye too😖

[@michaelk1051]

Olly on baby's first jetski cracks me up.

[@robwarner9700]

Silly isn't it

[@realornot6460]

The velour tracksuit is awesome mate some people have no fashion sense

[@robwarner9700]

damn right

[@robwarner9700]

Yes bro!

[@benjybluehat]

I could watch Rob every day and never get bored. 🤣

[@robwarner9700]

Not sure we've got the energy for that much content 😂

[@benjybluehat]

@@robwarner9700 🤣 I know exactly what you mean.

[@PhillConnell]

I cried a little when Rob clumsily skidded across the Jag bonnet in jeans.

[@wyntv6148]

What a day!

[@pmiller7886]

Cheers Wyn ✌️

[@blank-dr2kx]

11:18 when you've been out in a boat and you can talk like a sailor now.

[@Dani-El.]

Did you really think you were on the Isle of Man? That's brilliant!

[@mikeg2939]

There was a wooden box at the end of the rope that caused drag and pulled it out of the boat. The faster the boat the faster the rope and knots were pulld out.

[@darylwilson2723]

The box was known as the log, hence the ship's log

[@thomasgueguen1121]

Rob Warner is the best thing ever happening to KZbin

[@briztoleez9025]

Priceless my purple bearded friend, just priceless.

[@MTBMCP]

OMG! Opening sequence in Warshash. I used to go fishing next to that black and white building in the background! Amazed to see that The Rising Sun pub is still there too!

[@kevinstanley3581]

Another quiet day in the life of Rob Warner. Classic!

[@kjmh67]

Fantastic Rob, I think that you should do bike tours 🤣🤣

[@robwarner9700]

Imagine...

[@sinjinmtb1562]

The end of the rope was tied to a log, dropped off the back of the boat and then they counted how many “knots” at set intervals passed off the back over a given time. Distance/Time = Speed Hence the term “Captain’s Log”. You can take that one to the pub quiz!

[@TrailCreatives]

I knew it...

[@joannetough822]

Best one so far. So funny. Thanks Rob 👍😂

[@robwarner9700]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@zooboyjoe]

That Jag/food drink advert is pure Partridge. Back of the net.

[@malcomthewasp]

The ramblings of a true genius!!

[@jim.bambury]

Best viewing on the box. Warner et al as watchable and funny as ever.......loved Olly's Noddy Ski moments.

[@anthonypooran8566]

Deffo gone full ROB BURGUNDY today mate,🤣 laaarv it mate, keep the content comin. Spotty little oiks needed a slap taking the jet ski.

[@robwarner9700]

Damn right they do

[@jcsonone]

Keep this crazy funny unique entertainment coming rob 🙌🏻😂

[@robwarner9700]

😂

[@ribinrobin8925]

The protein drink promotion followed by rob eating some flippin crisp haha

[@robwarner9700]

😳

[@DougieL]

When Bernard receives the phone call from the plod and the story begins to unravel: very very funny! Sometimes the most bizarre scripts cannot be written. (Stealing a boat to steal a jet ski....I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly?)

[@droptuned83]

Some of the most entertaining content on KZbin . Love your colour coordination of the Jag and velour scally suit.

[@BurningChariot]

Absolute gold, glad you got it back!

[@robwarner9700]

Me too!

[@lewisthomas7431]

Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen all week ! Just what I needed , Warner you have me in stitches !!

[@MrWightHD]

Subscribed, shat myself laughing, think an egg came out

[@chrismartin2218]

Pure gold. Roflcopter is flying!

[@urbanrider403]

The best channel on here by far.

[@sgricey2214]

Best video yet. Face ache from laughing so much. The cheek of them kids too 🤣

[@shornoMALONEY]

My god the argument about knots hahaa, pure class. I dint know Warner had his own channel, just saw him on an old episode of "You Bet" racing a Cossie on a MTB smashing it with the neon lycra. Honestly I just wanna buy you a few pints Rob and listen to your stories. Especially about any action with Jet on after the wrap on You Bet lol. Keep it up mate, legend

[@christopherwatson1163]

As the ice caps melt, the ocean RISES in level.

[@robwarner9700]

nah - you've got it the wrong way round there

[@christopherwatson1163]

@@robwarner9700 haha, aye; I and science stand corrected 😜

[@jamessutcliffe2535]

Give the kids a tenner, what could possibly go wrong.😂😂😂

[@gnarlyfox]

Rob needs to get on Top Gear !!! Love him

[@lifebehindbars5974]

Having to see you in that blue wet suit thing was surely punishment enough!! The science was strong in this vlog again.... Superb!!

[@leonardharverson8660]

Came ashore just down the road from me! 😆

[@AshfordMTB]

Rob: "Hello, is this Fat Creations?" F.C: "Yes, how can I help" Rob: "I have this Jet-Ski and I want a paint job to match my custom painted Vitus"...

[@robwarner9700]

great shout

[@Cwilliams2109]

Rob is too good. Needs to be on National TV. Give him his own Sky show or something.

[@robwarner9700]

Yeah come on Sky!

[@Dani-El.]

Have you not realised that TV is shit yet? And nobody watches TV anymore for that reason. It's remarkable the amount of people I see saying such&suchabody needs their own TV show. No, they really don't. KZbin exists for people who had enough of TV and all the bullshit that goes with it.

[@danjones8934]

Couldn’t have wished for better YT content! 😂😂

[@robwarner9700]

Cheers!

[@the_spanner_ch7mp]

😂 Great episode Can't believe those kids tried to nick you jet ski the little cheeky feckers 🤣

[@robwarner9700]

yeah mad kids!

[@jakeyboymtb1703]

Love how you keep saying Isle of Man 🇮🇲 that’s where I live 😂😂

[@robwarner9700]

great island - except those nasty kids!

[@jakeyboymtb1703]

@@robwarner9700 haha well you should come over the Isle of Man when boarders are open properly. You’ll have a better time than the Isle of Wight for sure 🤙🏽🤙🏽

[@golfmck]

Keep up the great work Rob turning into to top gear comedy gold 😂😂

[@mike_rides_mtb02]

Youre the BEST Lad in the UK ! 🤙👌😂😂😂😂😂

[@Melted-playz]

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[@stevenrees6015]

You showed a lot of restraint there. I would have been bouncing them off the walls.

[@robwarner9700]

We left a lot out of the edit :)

[@jasemaxable]

Adventure city....nice one lads

[@insanewayne75]

Rob looks like he shrunk in the wash after getting to the Isle of Wight. His wetsuit is Huge.

[@Zestybwoi]

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

[@robwarner9700]

😂😂

[@KeepTheBalance]

Drinks his why food then ears a bag of crisps hahahaha classic Warner

[@williamkingkade1787]

Rob makes me laugh so much and the beard is so purple its brilliant

[@robwarner9700]

Is it really that purple?

[@williamkingkade1787]

When your with the sheep in the pen and the sun's on you u will see 😂😂 keep the amazing work up love the videos

[@sixtysecondsofstephens2386]

It's all happening !! Love the channel.

[@robwarner9700]

Cheers

[@docspuddin]

You had me with the montage music !

[@edwardwegelius6098]

Paid them up front ! What a legend

[@robwarner9700]

Yeah probably an error...

[@edh7492]

Shaved head looking like a bloke not to mess with. Nice jacket too 👌

[@pags1981]

Looks good Rob, at least 14 years (ish) younger.

[@aspectabove]

Even said "film them for crimewatch"......oh how prophetic!

[@bigbird2451]

You Sir have a jet ski. Ollie has a child size ride on mini-boat.

[@calhounsmith8802]

“As the ice melts, the oceans drop”

[@robwarner9700]

sad times

[@TheAlexGJones]

Looks like a member of Goldie looking chain with that tracksuit 😂😂

[@robwarner9700]

Thanks.... I think 😂

[@dougtherugg]

Oldie lookin stain

[@waynech370]

Cheeky gits. At least you got it back. Still a great video though with plenty of laughs as usual 😅👍

[@chriswhite3830]

Every advert i had through this was for mens hair dye Hahaha

[@paulpridmore1434]

This y food is healthy and amazing, eats crisps in video 🤣🤣

[@herodrivermusicchannel4571]

Sweet buzz cut👍👍👍 BTW best vid yet 👍 FAF , funny as 🤬

[@robwarner9700]

Thanks 👍

[@hunterburgess2622]

And after you let them ride your ebike... dam kids 😂... quality video as always

[@harrygregory8418]

Half an hour of my life... probably don't regret it

[@robwarner9700]

you mustn't regret it

[@Dolencd]

Jesus Christ, Rob looks like a regional Russian curling coach with that tracksuit.

[@garyhall4449]

Sorry about your jet ski, but I'm crying.... 🤣

[@FlyingMeta]

Mate they were gonna steal that was for sure 🤣luckily its the standup one so they didnt have a clue how to ride it off🤣

[@weedfreer]

Yeah it was knots over the back of a boat given a set amount of time. Think they used to tie stones to the end they chucked into the sea. not sure exactly how it worked in deep sea but I think they used to let the weight hit the sea floor and then counted the knots over a given amount of time going off the back

[@TrailCreatives]

Yeah I knew I was right...

[@lockrobnkel]

Absolutely hilarious, this could only happen to Rob or did he plan the whole thing???????

[@robwarner9700]

I wish I did

[@Steady-Eddy]

Haha yes lads. I (like to) think I would laugh it off and give them a clip around the ear but I’m not the one who paid for it. I would have 100% done the same thing back when I was their age.

[@jonundercover]

It looks bloody freezing 🥶

[@jugaloo5873]

Wow, the isle of man is dangerous. Also the seas are dropping due to the ice caps melting.

[@leoncaravelli]

The ocean rises when the ice melts, u Muppet!

[@robwarner9700]

nope

[@leoncaravelli]

@@robwarner9700 yep!!

[@John_Barratt]

Absolute class stuff Rob!

[@robwarner9700]

thanks

[@davidbowden7331]

Another fantastic episode, laughs from start to finish, but wish we had not witnessed Rob in a wet suit, keep up the good work comedy gold

[@robwarner9700]

😂😂

[@markvincent1441]

Rob looks like a old action man lol

[@danielburris4096]

Rob, when the ice melts, the oceans will rise, not fall.

[@robwarner9700]

Nah mate - other way

[@bensetter7894]

Love Warsash I used to live there. Miss it like crazy

[@robwarner9700]

Beautiful place

[@mylo_0]

Get this super tasty and healthy YFOOD now and leave the junk food aside before your ride.... 10 seconds later ... stands there with a bag of chips :D

[@tetejambon1]

Best yet. Ta.

[@benjaminaris6290]

I think we need a update soon on what’s happening to them kids who took the jet ski

[@robwarner9700]

No comment 😂

[@AshfordMTB]

100 hrs community service carrying eggs for RW.

[@ADE2366]

That Seadoo should be in a skip, or is that where you salvaged it from ? 😂👍🏼

[@TauerMusic]

Rob I think the beard is beautiful mate.

[@robwarner9700]

😂😂

[@freshy2774]

I’m loving the beard 🧔!!

[@robwarner9700]

Really!?

[@freshy2774]

Yeah well I’m a beard wearing fella me self and no a good beard when I see one 🤣🍺

[@BenDeakinMTB]

23 mins onwards ffs hilarious! Personally would of given the kid more than a telling off!

[@robwarner9700]

The magic of the edit.. couldn't leave the bit in where I made them cry 😂