They Tried Robbing CHUCK NORRIS

[@sammyhain]

Bro is so legendary he turned the robbers into a chuck norris joke

[@Jack_The_Ripper-lb]

*them

[@Jack_The_Ripper-lb]

@@Octanbuilder No, my previous comment got deleted for some stupid reason

[@Octanbuilder]

@@Jack_The_Ripper-lb dang, KZbin be weird like that sometimes, sorry

[@Jack_The_Ripper-lb]

@@Octanbuilder No worries, I think it was about how they should be glad that Chuck spared them

[@codymadison9993]

And the entire illusion is destroyed when you hear his “politics”. Always these pretenders playing role of hero thst want to take your freedoms and supports pdf file government

[@ogucci8997]

Chuck Norris was so humble he let those robbers live.

[@yashsinghal403]

He's too nice

[@TheMudskipperEnthusiast]

Let's be happy he doesn't use his powers for bad

[@ROBLOXGamingDavid]

if he had then he may require to go to court and prove it is self defense, though that'll be hard to justify

[@kaiocrap6965]

Lol 😂

[@WARPIGTHEBRUTAL]

But they probably have stage seven testicular cancer

[@Octie.]

I love how even the true stories are Chuck Norris jokes lol man is a legend among legends

[@the1xdd]

Chuck norris doesnt get robbed by robbers, the robbers are robbed by chuck norris

[@ryanirsyd07]

​@@the1xdd Now that's what ypu call a joke

[@Jerry-yr1en]

He’s what Hollywood needs, a real tough guy to play an actor no those cheesy drama kings

[@Octie.]

gotta love how this random comment i made with 0 thought or care is more liked than all my other comments combind lol

[@ryanirsyd07]

@@Octie. I can relate that. Every nonsense I post gets 1K likes while every facts I post get 1~2 likes

[@jldpittman]

“Became a meme in recent years” Chuck Norris has been a meme for at least 20 years. He had his own Google search, wall calendars and more. Chuck Norris was a meme before memes existed.

[@tcholmes2237]

B̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ "before people knew what memes were. TIFIFY

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

​@@tcholmes2237 Thank you lol.

[@incendiious]

@@tcholmes2237 🤡

[@CarlosSRD]

Memes were created as an homage to Chuck Norris stories.

[@gbenay]

He has been a meme since the early 2000s.

[@The_Sounds_of_Nature_Channel]

“Two guys were trying to rob Chuck Norris, luckily, the police arrived in time to save the robbers.” 😆

[@aidenperra1939]

Yep that’s pretty much it😂😂😂

[@lilylunamoonyt]

lol😂 this guys a legend

[@pydipayhaos7475]

"Two robbers tried to rob Chuck Norris with knives... He said that doesn't seem like a fair fight and put both hands behind his back"

[@MotzKotz3]

Historical accurate Chuck Norris Jokr

[@lunar_moth777]

I love that it sounds almost exactly like every chuck Norris joke but it's actually real

[@tdrg_]

The fear of spiders is arachnophobia, the fear of small spaces is claustrophobia, and the fear of Chuck Norris is totally normal.

[@Drippy...]

deserves more likes😆

[@o_m8717]

😂

[@shiningfaceofluzon5594]

The fear of Chuck Norris is COMMON SENSE

[@fof1353]

Children fear monsters under the bed and monsters fear Chuck Norris under the bed

[@Idiot72]

Only fear I have is Allah (god)

[@lessonsfromfilms5101]

Those cops felt like Gotham pd after Batman victimised the bad guys...

[@lesteregonia3941]

He give them the batman special

[@localrobloxplayer-ij6zs]

​@@lesteregonia3941 brain damage shattered ribs broken legs and arms and fractured bottoms and then 1000s of dollars in debt

[@localrobloxplayer-ij6zs]

@@lesteregonia3941 the real reason batman hides his identity is so no one can sue him for excessive force or assault

[@localrobloxplayer-ij6zs]

@@coomcharger6105 yeah

[@vgamesx1]

​@@coomcharger6105he has money... What do you think? Plus unless you can prove self defense assault is still a crime.

[@lanceyoungblood9267]

Chuck norris once traveled through time to fight the strongest warrior, he fought himself.

[@DevoDude]

Chuck Norris won that fight

[@randomlady5315]

No, he fight Bruce Lee and lost. Bruce is dead and can't confirm anything

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

Segata Sanchiro gave him a pretty good fight. In fact, they’re still fighting to this day.

[@M.Dawood1]

​Because there is only one Chuck Norris.@@DevoDude

[@josuenequiz1128]

Two guys wanted to rob Chuck Norris while he was unarmed, he then showed them the definition of unarmed

[@Gnomesterpower2]

W comment 😭

[@beestar]

un-armed

[@TateHall-p8z]

Damn

[@CaveDweller_562]

W

[@couththememer]

Unarmed, as in literally 😭

[@gabrielanker1346]

My favorite part about chuck Norris is that he knows about the memes online, and has one framed in his home

[@nobom]

which one?

[@cslearn3044]

Candice one ​@@nobom

[@toxicpurple0742]

​@@cslearn3044Yeah, I know that one, it's hilarious

[@belbekstrullour4996]

​@@cslearn3044i know the set up for the joke, but i am curious as to what the one he has framed is.

[@rydergolde3169]

to everyone wondering his favorite Chuck Norris joke: They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the limestone wasn't hard enough for his beard

[@doubletrouble4766]

“Two guys tried to rob Chuck Norris once, they no longer had arms after that day”

[@notmuchgd9842]

so they're unarmed now

[@vincentcoody8518]

​@@notmuchgd9842he disarmed them quite efficiently

[@laargboolag9147]

"Two armed men..."

[@melaninmonroe007]

@@notmuchgd9842HAHAHAHA. I snorted.

[@ishansurana]

​@@notmuchgd9842 Ba dum tss!

[@sushantsardeshpande]

Some people really have the survival instinct of a yardstick.

[@malone4735]

Trying To Rob Chuck Norris is Basically a Death Sentence 💀

[@Ryarios]

Yeah, attempted suicide.

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

🎅🎅🐱

[@fxb505]

​@@HiWelcomeToIKEA 🎅🎅💰

[@neo_axolotl]

Robbery 1: Hey dude let's rob chuck Norris. Robber 2: Dude... you're a fricking genius! "3 hours later." Robber 1: It's hurts! Robber 2: I will never going to listen to your stupid ideas!

[@kiachaelchild]

@@fxb505 oh ho ho MONEY

[@_quidd]

When Chuck Norris punches, the speed of light wishes it was faster.

[@Walnut-1]

When Chuck norris jumps, He just pushes down the earth with his legs

[@dallas_wannabeyt7085]

You may have freed the slaves but Chuck is everyone's MASTER

[@fawziyusof4361]

​@@dallas_wannabeyt7085 I see what you did there😂

[@Midget32]

Chuck Norris was the headteacher when he was in primary school.

[@Walnut-1]

When Chuck Norris was hit by a car, He paid for the damages on the car

[@TitaniumTumor43]

First mistake is trying to rob Chuck Norris.

[@whatupg1647]

the first mistake was thinking to rob chuck norris

[@TitaniumTumor43]

​@@whatupg1647 fr

[@WaynePowersYT]

No. The first mistake was being in the same vicinity as Chuck Norris.

[@ssorroww]

No. The first mistake was being born while chuck Norris exists.

[@c0m3t._xd]

No, the first mistake is living in a neighboring galaxy

[@TinfoilHatWearer-w9v]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he is actually pushing the entire world down.

[@MH-nc5jd]

legitimately the most chuck norris story ive ever heard..

[@Matt_JJz]

Two robbers held Chuck Norris at knifepoint and after an intense stand off with the police, the robbers were let go

[@bpdbhp1632]

Chuck norris let the the robbers go*

[@cyburn7856]

*the news reporter stops and tries to process the information*

[@eradict]

*And the police

[@nathanhale7444]

And he let the police off with a warning

[@Kinglorde]

Chuck Norris is such a gentleman that he didn't even break there legs what a considerate man

[@WhiteRanger1298]

They are gonna need those legs to pick up the soap 🧼 with

[@Hoppy-hopscotch-j4j]

Chuck turned them into Chickens that day. Now they have PTSD.

[@Mewmewmeemee]

"That's tough, but that's fair"

[@tommyblade8093]

he didn't break them legs bc they needed them to run

[@albertmuramasa201]

I mean... Chuck probably was waiting for something like this.... When he was robbed he must've said "Ah finally... I can test that one move..."

[@alanodomino]

"Chuck Norris was approached by 2 robbers, and he walked off with 2 new wallets" 😂😂😂

[@_quidd]

When Chuck Norris was born he told his mom to stop crying.

[@silentdep403]

When Chuck was born, he already found a job

[@hiveling-111]

​@@silentdep403 When Chuck was born he had already walked the mountains uphill all ways

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor's bum.

[@enriquesantiago3621]

​@@hiveling-111 When Chuck Norris went to college he said to his father that he was the man of the house now

[@felreizmeshinca7459]

Chuck Norris used to tell his parents and grand parents how he used to go to school before they're born.

[@tdrg_]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not stupid enough to attack him.

[@vivianidelacerda9708]

What a clever comment 😊

[@rangidd]

😂😂😂😂

[@김숙자-z6h]

💀 ☠️ 💀

[@ioanekoroivuki543]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MyShekhar007]

Naww💀

[@hangrypatrick5993]

"I was Dreaming about robbing Chuck Norris... I woke up with missing money and a black eye"

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@kartavyco]

More like broken hand and a black eye 😂

[@bardia8259]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingeling]

@@kartavyco yeah but he had to get robbed to make it ironic

[@whatamisupposedtodoput]

Pretty lucky

[@DavidDiaz-so5kj]

Chuck is never unarmed. He’s literally a deadly weapon. Also a very cool dude

[@wotdragonracer5624]

“Two robbers tried to rob Chuck Norris. The police had to save the robbers” sounds like a dad joke

[@RaccoonRigby]

That sounds just like a meme 😂

[@forsociopoliticalstuff2629]

Sounds like a pretty good chuck norris joke

[@Dersill6]

"Chuck norris called the cops on 2 robbers" "The cops had to save the robbers from him"

[@OhHeyItIsNano]

Geez. You know you're screwed when the cops have to save you from the person you attempted to rob. 😂

[@Yasir-25]

chuck norris doesnt get saved he only calls the cops to save them

[@Darthvader5468]

They didn’t know that when Chuck Norris does pushups, he is actually pushing the earth up and down. 😂

[@Fraudkunadafraud]

das cold 🥶

[@randomgames1385]

✨The More You Know✨

[@goofyahhgamer35productions39]

Damn, you beat me to it

[@random6033]

did you just call him fat?

[@Ashdynater553]

They forgot that Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in fr

[@realP.1]

Chick Norris is so powerful he doesn't even need plot armour

[@K4k1__]

When the danger is too much Chuck Norris protects plot armor

[@MrClassical75]

Imagine robbing someone thinking this will be easy just to see chuck norris 💀

[@excripto1]

What would happen if Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris?

[@MizuMing]

The worst part is that the intentionally rubbed Chuck Norris thinking that his martial arts skills were just TV nonsense and not actual skill.

[@RR-lj3ip]

​@@excripto1The universe would explode.

[@saralayla8563]

He’s the final boss in the mobile ad gsmes

[@kent_s]

Did you somehow miss the part where they actually knew it was Chuck Norris

[@HieuLe-fi2ri]

Well i mean, he was just trying to disarm them, perfectly valid

[@BRUH-lx3jv]

Well he did disarm them, permanently.

[@Leekodot15]

​@@BRUH-lx3jvNo, not permanently. The police convinced him to spare them.

[@realDonaldMcElvy]

When the cops call 911, Chuck Norris' Phone rings.

[@craftjustin4182]

That's a good one

[@deb9869]

Chuck always knew in what situations to use his martial arts skills for! He is not a self-absorbed person either! I am so thankful that Mr. Norris didn’t get hurt though! Always admired him as he seems quite a humble and reflective man! Hope the thugs learned their lesson! Love from Hawaii!

[@Zabora1]

Chuck norris said gimmie your wallet 😂😂😂😂

[@abebuckingham8198]

The robber's wallets said "Give me to Chuck Norris"

[@pumkin610]

G i v e m e y o u r a r m b o n e s

[@NarwahlGaming]

Snake: _"Huh-ha! Wallet Inspector. Hand 'em over."_ Nerd: _"Here you are. As you can see, everything is in order."_ Homer: _"Waaait. That's not the Wallet Inspector..."_ 🤔

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

Chuck Noris is so Strong, the robbers try to Break out of the House

[@irreleventperson]

😂

[@version1.27]

chuck noris was so strong the robbers called an ambulance for themselves

[@CullenRTerry]

Chuck once stared someone to death

[@fence03]

“Call an ambulance! But not for me.”

[@micahjones3695]

They give him their wallet Instead

[@qwertyqwert2818]

"911 what's your emergency?" I robbed chuck norris

[@declanziolkowski]

ARE YOU OKAY!?

[@koathekid8255]

@@declanziolkowskihe salsa’d my pancreas, fractured most of my ribs, my legs are in immense pain from multiple areas and he broke both my arms so bad they’re pretzeled behind my back

[@sixtenbjornoliviapettersso770]

💀

[@kristilebym271]

@@koathekid8255bitlife descriptions:

[@TimeSurfer206]

"Did you die?"

[@aniksamiurrahman6365]

Sounds exactly like what trying to rob Chuck Norris will result in.

[@TheKitsuneOnihane]

"In recent years" chuck Norris has always been a meme. He didn't become the meme. He is memes and allows others to exist.

[@Notchjrgaming1269]

He made memes the whole concept

[@Marc-rk3mi]

​@@Notchjrgaming1269 He is a DNA of the soul

[@Jake-li7ih]

He was literally a meme since before we even had a word for it lol

[@irenesands4939]

​@@Marc-rk3mi mgrr reference!?

[@Crusader-224]

They say Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in, then drove his mother home. Upon leaving for college he looked at his father and said "You are the man of the house now."

[@praddzzz]

Haha Zlatan jokes(stories) are similar

[@MrDiceZack]

Wow funny asf

[@saultube44]

Suck up

[@Vertex_vortex]

They weren’t ready for the boss😂

[@mobo-insanity282]

Blud forgot about the side quests

[@BruhManOnYoutube]

his level too low

[@sharkydoko3593]

They thought they can jump him but forgor the boss has AOE attack sweeps

[@nodrugshere300]

They thought they were Darksouls Protag. 😂

[@Grape921]

"gimme your wall-, why do I hear boss music?"

[@cjw807]

Damn, he really physically said "you don't rob me, i rob you."

[@vil8374]

If an actor is playing a part where they know martial arts they usually know martial arts

[@reynochavier6297]

Actually not true. Most of the time, they cover up the lack of skill with fancy and rapid shots edited together in short snippents. I can get nausiating to watch. That's why they are far from memorable.

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

​@@reynochavier6297but in older movies, they used the real thing because technology and special effects weren't as advanced yet.

[@Walnut-1]

When Chuck norris gets mugged, He muggers give him their wallets

[@Homer_Simpson248]

@@eeveeofalltrades4780yeah, like Bruce lee

[@josephahner3031]

Unless they're Steven Segall

[@dwo2895]

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

[@DesjurdinLaceyll]

Bruh underrated AF,

[@nightskyflyer2638]

skill issue fr

[@Sachi500_]

God-

[@geeesh1741]

LMAOOOO

[@BeanMeme]

Norris’s xd why did I do thst

[@IfArcFourNoQibliAmGoingToCry]

"they had to save the robbers from him" 😂😂

[@1amnameless]

😂😂

[@emanuellandim1421]

Two armed robbers tried to rob Chuck Norris and after a few minutes of pure pain and horror the police arrived to save the robbers 😂😂

[@anakelly76512]

Chuck Norris probably has to register himself as a deadly weapon whenever he travels to different counties, states and countries. 😂

[@Totallynotabird90]

He does

[@donmac7780]

That is actually true in South Korea and the Philippines!

[@Totallynotabird90]

@@donmac7780 that’s also true in most places

[@DaemonwarriorJulius]

After learning of his existence Germany implemented a new "Waffenseischein" (license to be a weapon) which immediately manifested in Chuck Norris' Pocket

[@strawhat9023]

Technically any black belt has to register their hands as deadly weapons and can still land you in jail if you can't prove your in the right

[@Natan-es9ms]

Chuck Norris is so strong that when he was attacked by knife wielding robbers, the police officers came to the scene to save the robbers from him

[@Hughes86]

It baffles me that they knew who he was and still thought it would be a good idea to rob him.

[@NotHappening-b8t]

first i heard that they knew who he was... i not sold on that aspect.. that said i fell he left out an important detail... chuck norris is over 70 years old when this happened.. and he did get cut or stabbed forget which this was 3-4 years ago. ofc he had a day or 2 in hospital but overal was ok. just little patch work.

[@saiberunato]

​@user-xf1ur3hu4z I read online feom multiple sources that it was 1994. Chuck would've been in his 50's at the time.

[@ProudINC109]

That's it. They knew who he was. That's why they rob this rich dude.

[@BillSmith-fx7xx]

They wanted to build themselves a reputation & have 'bragging rights' ! 😊 I wonder how well that went over for them when they arrived at the slammer ! 😢

[@Redbird4912]

When delusion meets reality😂

[@justpsi1stmultivtuberapost492]

Truly a "It was at this moment they knew, they fucked up" moment 😅

[@lucasvincent3021]

My taekwondo instructor was taught by the same grandmaster that taught chuck Norris. I’ve even gotten to meet him because of that

[@paxarite]

wow, did you got to meet chuck norris?

[@adventurer7669]

​mybe

[@anmehta1]

That’s cool!

[@RoninW7234]

My taekwondo instructor WAS the guy who taught chuck norris, I lived in Korea at the time cuz I’m from a military family

[@thecosmos729]

That's so cool!

[@makasuacinum5060]

Just like Chuck Norris said, " When you see me and a Bear fighting, help the bear". 😂

[@worstwestern5625]

Trying to rob Chuck Norris is like killing Keanu Reeves’ dog.

[@Adamferreiraboston]

Didn't he get robbed a few days ago. Can't wait to hear that story.

[@jeremypanjaitan4039]

​@@Adamferreirabostonhe got robbed of free training against actual threats

[@lifeform83]

Or stealing Kirby's cake

[@Plusheenn]

@@lifeform83 robobot moment

[@Concrete-df4vv]

Who would win if Keanu Reeves fight Chuck Norris.

[@ConnorJE74]

Bro brought the “Call an ambulance! But not for me” meme to life as well

[@fernanmontevista204]

The fact they thought Chuck's ability is only on tv they are seriously dead at all. Thanks to the police who rescued them.

[@note5068]

Chuck Norris built so different that when people rob him, the police need to help the robbers

[@Bulburt]

tag team

[@sarkadisf]

He dis-armed them😂

[@NarwahlGaming]

_"He got their weapons away from them?"_ _"No... He took their actual arms."_

[@toshiri2252]

Nice one😂

[@o_m8717]

Literally 😂

[@TheChudoviste]

😂😂😂👏🏆

[@DergPH]

Oh comeon

[@Kepler42BMP]

Chuck Norris is so badass that he robs the robbers

[@sip6716]

If u reply, heart, or like this comment u like really big, hairy, men and you’re gay if u do these steps. You admit you’re fatherless if u did the things I mentioned (hearting, liking, or replying to this comment).

[@ThomasRodacker]

“Call an ambulance…! …But not for me.”

[@stanislaskostkajesiaslekst6036]

He's truly living up his meme 💀💀

[@audrexa]

Lol fr

[@Rath460]

Same mood as the Secret Service saving Andrew Jackson's wannabe assassin from him

[@brunogil25]

The legends were real

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Chuck "Call an ambulance, but not for me" Norris

[@fishnugget3672]

Thats a good one xD

[@TheyCallMeDio]

The ambulance calls for Chuck Norris

[@excripto1]

Can there ever be two Chuck Norris’?

[@theultimateweposmith3.086]

bro is the definition of "im not stuck here with you, your stuck here with me."

[@Gilranndom]

CHUCK NORRIS tears cures all cancer but it's too bad chuck never CRIES WHY YOU DOWN HERE -CHUCK NORRIS

[@nickolasmason8564]

I love how much this sounds lime a Chuck Norris joke but it's just Chuck Norris being himself 😂😂

[@carlastevens5717]

He is such a great and down to earth man! And yes I have met him. He lives near a town I grew up in and shops at the small town Walmart. Even takes the time to talk with kids when they approach him. ❤

[@shadowscall7758]

He is one of the few celebrities I actually want to meet in real life. Most of them I would never care to meet.

[@lorddibbles372]

Lmfao he literally became the memes instead of getting robbed seemed more like he was robbing them 😂

[@samuelgann1298]

Chuck Norris once got pulled over, but let the cops off with a warning

[@yukinalight4541]

This is a new one Robbers were arrested, to save them from chuck norris

[@takenadaption]

You cant escape chuck norris

[@8thdayadventist911]

So all those Chuck Norris jokes weren't hyperbole😂

[@worldanvilbild3980]

They were warnings

[@hansFem-cw6gp]

​​@@worldanvilbild3980dear heavens

[@TiernanHousman]

​@@worldanvilbild3980yessir.

[@jerrytapia2673]

Chuck Norris doesn't pay hospital bill the hospital pay him

[@Quackenfr]

They took a sample

[@arindamtripathi4602]

So this is basically Chuck Noris version of *fuck around and find out* 😂

[@anotherone1532]

Chuck around and find out?

[@JacobusCoetzee-qz2pl]

To my knowledge he was a undefeated marshal arts champion

[@GuyFromNextDoor]

Chuck Norris once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. He then returned it.

[@GOODDOGmeme]

"Never rob chuck Norris because he left two guys unarmed"

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@bonthebunnycat667]

Ppffft hahhhahaa

[@griceldaprado4532]

Literally! He literally did!

[@gonbechyan]

"He's become a huge meme online in recent years." I swear the Chuck Norris meme is over a decade old.

[@cs4887]

Try 2...... 👵🏼 there used to be lists of Chuck Norris jokes sent by email chain

[@Rdredit160]

And the legend lives on

[@hipp013]

Chuck norris was a meme before memes were a thing

[@Hydracat404]

You know, the thing is, all Chuck Norris jokes were in reality never jokes, but facts.👍

[@JackMeoff-id9eb]

Aliens tried to abduct chuck norris to examine him once...once. Now we have inter-galactic treaties with other species that state" don't let chuck hear you say that!"

[@NOWABOmusic]

Two two-armed armed robbers rob Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris attacked his attackers, disarming and dis-arming them.

[@skylarkelsch]

Chuck Norris actually died 5 years ago, but death is too scared to tell him

[@Corperate3DAnimatedGuy]

Nicee

[@kellytweheyo3333]

Silly fool he is still alive

[@thewafflegamer6152]

Hes 83 and yet still somehow alive, I guess death is deathly afraid of him

[@Creym464]

"should we tell to the public" "nah,ust wait for 5 years then we can say it"

[@septyuu]

Chuck Norris pissed in the gas tank of an 18 wheeler. Now it is called "Optimus Prime"

[@kyototomokui6676]

When you rob Chuck Norris, he leaves with your possessions.

[@ttrestle]

Two robbers tried to steal from Chuck Norris. Now they’re in the Witness Protection Program… from Chuck Norris!

[@Randomkidatwar]

“But the guy is genuinely cracked” this the best quote

[@davidtewelde6444]

Imagine having done so many martial arts classes that you say fuck it and make your own

[@KianKian-xm5zb]

Imagine knowing that the guy you are robbing is Chuch Norris and still rob him

[@Spartakiss]

*try to

[@pumkin610]

Yeah at that point you should just apologise and run away

[@randomanonymousperson3603]

As the video said, the robbers thought Chuck is just all memes and fake fight choreo. They found out the truth the hard way.

[@johncochran8497]

Just consider it evolution in action.

[@0Y02USH]

Chuck Norris wasn't getting mugged, He was just showing a live demonstration to two young lads how not to mug someone 😂😂😂

[@Boomirangle]

The robbers added fuel to the fire which is the chuck Norris jokes by giving him an actual chuck Norris joke situation

[@g9r0catucod72]

Their first mistake was even being born in the same universe as Chuck Norris

[@Mideivalban101z]

Chuck Norris mastered the martial art he created before he even made it

[@ChandravijayAgrawal]

this comment section is goldmine for chuck Norris jokes

[@imsosirius3151]

When the cops need backup, they call Chuck Norris

[@haseigel7021]

When the NATO needs backup they call Chuck Norris

[@Haydndoesbmx]

Why you talking about my family?

[@Desty1937]

"Two robbers tried to rob Chuck Norris with knives, but Chuck Norris thought it was unfair so he gave both of them lightsabers"

[@The_Raptor]

and even then it was still unfair

[@phantom_paladin1848]

Chuck Norris was in star wars, he was the force

[@htwtrbg1]

Chuck Norris breathed once, the first Windmill was invented

[@MaenadicFox]

Chuck Norris has final boss energy. Wait- he IS the final boss!

[@L14MKK5]

No,the final boss has Chuck Norris energy

[@hanzocloud]

He was actually the final boss in one of Bruce Lee’s movies

[@arttenoyan8100]

My mom used to watch his movies. She's always happy whenever she watched him.

[@pynked1]

Two men once tried to rob Chuck Norris. The police had to get their wallets back from him.

[@thescaredjumper379]

"They had to save the robbers" got me 💀

[@yorelyoung6407]

Chuck Norris: *I'm not stuck in this alley with you. YOU are stuck in this alley with ME!* Remember: They are only alive because Chuck Norris allowed them to live.

[@justaguy5151]

Nice tf2 refference

[@yorelyoung6407]

@@justaguy5151 Nice. I made a TF2 reference without even realizing.

[@Tintintanabulation]

Chuck is also a very kind and generous person.

[@jzoejzoe2271]

The police had to save the robbers from him lmaooo 😂

[@obscuremix8198]

Only broken arms?. He must have been in a good mood. They were lucky.

[@TheyCallMeDio]

He wasn't feeling anything at all. They were lucky

[@Nine_Baller]

If he was having a bad day, they would have seen the light and it ain't the sunshine.💀

[@inonknow5215]

Chuck norris was once tired in italy so he decided to lean against the tower of pisa.

[@felreizmeshinca7459]

He lived up to his meme. Legend.

[@theanarchist9159]

“When Chuck Norris gets robbed, the robbers wish they had money left”

[@alexisdipoalo9443]

Both because of the hospital and because they paid him to stop beating him

[@LittleKrieg]

Chuck Norris is so strong that when someone tried to Rob him the cops had to help the robber

[@DOCNarss]

Robbers got save by the police That’s the first time I heard that sentence

[@retroplayer2748]

when chuck norris is robbed he recieves their wallets