They used FTL for what?! | HFY Reddit Stories

[@carlchapman4053]

Engineer "This FTL creates a dangerous, perhaps lethal side effect" Admiral "Can it be weaponised?" Engineer "erm... Perhaps, yes"

[@baldbastardo]

I dig it. No fluff, no repetitive beating of a dead horse, no repetitive beating of a dead horse, no repet... You get the point. Half these stories were written by the department of redundancy department I'm convinced, so this was quite refreshing.

[@sparkeyjames]

I'm sorry you've reached the Department of Redundancy unfortunately that department has been made redundant. If you have any other questions please call our customer service hotline the wait times are only 6 hours.

[@condorboss3339]

When FTL gives you gravitons, drop them on the other guy.

[@warhawkbm]

They should be glad we didn't bring our Extinction balls. Nothing says Go Away like a portable Sun : >

[@VinceCollis]

Good short and to the point

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

Without a single shot....

[@eugeneblue299]

Nice.

[@warhawkbm]

Oh no, no Subtitles. How do they expect me to understand TeaSpeak? must... activate...closed captions!

[@CrashPCcz]

People! Hahaha. 💪👹

[@sleepingbackbone7581]

FAFO perfectly described.

[@Svensk7119]

"Oriented". Not "orientated".

[@mothmagic1]

Not so, in proper English rather than American English it is orientated and it's Acclimatised not acclimated. We gave you the language and you buggered it up in short order. I suppose we can forgive Americans for not pronouncing foreign words correctly when they can't even speak proper English any more. 🙂

[@Fred-ff6bv]

@@mothmagic1this was an ongoing joke for my part, argument for my ex wife’s part. i kept telling her that we don’t speak english, we speak American, mexicans don’t speak spanish, they speak Mexican, so forth and so on. but what i find the most interesting and amusing is that even throughout each individual country, even though it’s recognized as a single language, people from municipality to municipality have difficulty understanding each other due to localized dialects.