The Dumbest Internet Beef of All Time | The Yard

[@Triplicata]

A year ago you told us to remind you on Episode 98 to ask if Slime still watches Adam Ragusea. I know he already addressed this a few episodes ago but I just wanted to do my due diligence.

[@IgneousGorilla]

Well, does he?

[@c-bass2777]

He said he no longer sees him in the algo

[@ChilledGreese]

I feel a little better seeing that I wasn't the only one who came here for this

[@foiled6144]

wait its true he disappeared from my algo as well even though I used to watch him all the time

[@Jay-P123]

@@foiled6144 You have been a bad boy. You STOPPED CLICKING ON HIM. The algorithm knows. It started serving you up other slop you would click. You left Adam out to dry.

[@nessquicc5320]

The “UMMM I’m thinking floor wife” bit had me ROLLING

[@CynicalChicken661]

The way slime said floor wife as a question made me actually spit my drink out laughing

[@JanetRobinson-xe1tg]

Hey Lud- it’s Janet - the reason I watch is because a lot of your stories are funny (loved the noodle eating in Japan). The first time I watched the Yard, Dave had told me about your backstory and about your friends. He jokingly told me one of you was a porn star and wanted me to guess which one 🫣. We laughed so hard that night after he told me he was only kidding and I think he sent you a clip of me guessing and me explaining why I guessed who I guessed. 😊 I also watched you live cooking the Wagyu in the toaster and you were just entertaining. I don’t comment often but if I’m at my computer I sometimes do. We have often talked about hosting you for an East Coast version of the Yard. Chess boxing was really cool too.

[@ludwig]

Appreciate you, Janet! Hope we’re able to keep entertaining you!

[@DaveRobinson.]

You’re the man Ludwig! Thank you!

[@primal9238]

Interesting to see the diversity of audience. Streamers often think it's just a bunch of teenagers watching them but a lot of responsible adults have a child inside them too.

[@roop94]

JANET THE GOAT

[@six_fours]

⁠​⁠@@primal9238 well I am a 14 year old teenager who just finished playing wiffle ball with my friends so lud and the rest of the yard definitely pull a mix of people.

[@amuzak9063]

The entire bit at 22:45 of Nick trying to pull a Mogul Mail and not being effortlessly cool for the first time was astounding. Sometimes even the gods bleed

[@thatlaxbro]

To be fair Lud is a One take Jake not a first take Frank

[@higoodbye7545]

​@@thatlaxbro true, and also, bars

[@kurosakiichigo7475]

But is the only time youre not cool being when you impersonate someone else REALLY a loss?

[@DaveRobinson.]

My mom was so happy again Lud! Thank you !!!!! It means so much to her. It's absolutely incredible.

[@caladendunn]

As a Make-A-Wish kid that didn't have a terminal illness and has lived 8 years since his wish, children who don't have a terminal illness are given wishes if they went through a traumatic and/or near-death experience. In my case I nearly died from a case of diabetic shock (like within 24 hours of death) and came out on the other side with some pretty heavy trauma for a 9 year old. Make-A-Wish is one of the best programs and they have even helped me and reached out to me multiple times since granting my wish back in 2015.

[@NewLucasArts]

Damn, the shout out feels surreal 😅 I will do some more Yard art when I’ve learnt a little more. Thanks for all the laughs!

[@ninopeka7561]

i get more anxiety talking in slim's twitch chat than during finals week

[@Third_]

Real

[@PandaCarly]

and replying to his tweets

[@spork4009]

I got banned for saying that I would like to see his funny bear hat on the podcast

[@haphapp7282]

@@spork4009 that’s so funny

[@jollyolfun1692]

@@spork4009 i got banned for complimenting his bicep

[@-m3x1]

Time for my weekly dose of synthetic friendship

[@profoundschnook4381]

yessur

[@liamcassidy8130]

You are being so loud right now, I can’t have the others hear this

[@chromberries7329]

Imma be honest, if she was actually mid he would be calling her dogshit ugly. Being called mid by a misogynist means youre too conventionally attractive for them to get away with calling you ugly straight up.

[@spaceace4263]

If I had a nickel for every time Ludwig didn't believe slime that capybaras are native to South America I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

[@caz9283]

I KNEW that he had questioned that exact same thing before. Thought it was just Deja Vu

[@C4Lh0uN]

Slime basically shitting himself into the mic during the native deo ad read was kinda poetic

[@skatefailmv]

Always a pleasure to tune into the weekly yarm :)

[@meibhferrell392]

Aiden silently attempting to faze up is so funny

[@bird4489]

I find the moment at 1:13:25 so funny because as someone who lives in the northeast us I always assumed "the bay" was the Chesapeake. Then in college someone said they were from the bay area and I had no clue what they meant when they were actually from California instead of Maryland.

[@gabrielzimmer1717]

"How Italians learn math" has cracked me up every time I've heard it

[@gabrielzimmer1717]

if anyone is lazy here's the link kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKWcnoBnn9xqhqc

[@spiivy]

cant wait to listen to the entirety of this episode of "The Yard" featuring Aiden, Ludwig, Slime, and Nick

[@higoodbye7545]

And, did you enjoy the episode?

[@krywhal]

it’s a strange reality to watch ludwig tell a story that i know beat for beat and seeing his real life friends be seemingly unaware of said story

[@alliecase692]

I love the feeling of friendship here that I don’t have thanks guys

[@wumbojet]

The ending suitcase thing is based off a British game show that had a game called "Carrot in a box" where one person had a carrot in a box, the other box was empty, only one saw inside the box and the other person chose to switch or not.

[@kajiarrow7761]

Sean lock forever undefeated

[@3rdaaa]

one of the best episode so far, cheers guys. may the yarn promcast continue

[@Eze460]

Finally! I'm all caught up and can watch side by side with yall!

[@T0NI_]

Now watch every patreon ep

[@Eze460]

@@T0NI_ when I get to sub to the patreon, for sure!

[@eastonhoffman9116]

I have a friend who had leukemia as a child and she got a make a wish. Her wish was to visit the set of “Santa Buddies” and since they use a bunch of puppies when filming (because they grow so fast) they allowed her to keep one of the Rosebuds. I have met Rosebud from Santa Buddies.

[@NumberJuan77]

@43:33 Slime really hit us with the "tun tun tuuuuun" to end the Native ad.

[@cathalhealy4861]

The floor wife bit had me laughing out loud in the library

[@corbinftp]

was just watching another episode and this one came up, perfect timing for the long drive, thx boys

[@krakenwarrior3237]

I cant believe slime said that spoiling youtube videos is ok, really let down.

[@FirstnameLastname-iu4ic]

​@estevahn cadena you don't know that!!1!!!1!!1

[@daytopel4292]

mr beast dies at the end

[@FirstnameLastname-iu4ic]

@@daytopel4292 😢😢😭😭😭

[@shekelspy]

Enjoy listening to these while I do my boring office job. Thank you.

[@teighttt]

Slimes reasoning for his answer for the 2 truths and a lie this time was almost the exact same as the first time, and I find that hilarious.

[@shottyjonny3972]

Nick knowing how to Temperrr shot is so based. Also “Diaper Rife” was fucking fire

[@Kar-32]

Slimes chat is the scariest place I’ve ever been in but god damn does he keep me coming back

[@Kar-32]

He’s so electric

[@taylifts]

I love that Ludwig called Slime "Mater" bc Slime's southern accent has always given me Larry the Cable Guy

[@philipmonreal5774]

19:15 I turned 18 a couple months before the law was raised to 21 in my state and everybody kept asking me to be their plug

[@nommads]

something about the way aiden said “i went to the equariam” really got me

[@kaleblowdy]

I work in DC and literally eat lunch in the park right behind the dude with the speaker at the white house. It’s actually prime entertainment because you see people get so uncomfortable and he’s there literally 24/7

[@frankjohnson123]

He sounds like irl Hasan

[@rjohnson465]

i still cherish that free pizza to this day good pod lud i'm wearing a suit rn

[@-m3x1]

Funniest ad reads of any podcast, hands down.

[@ohwow3669]

I never thought I’d ever hear “yaoi hands” come out this podcast

[@benjaminshapiro5357]

these episodes always look very dark, to the point where i gotta use an extension to brighten them

[@SpoiledMilk2013]

archie i cannot thank you enough for my new favorite video. what an incredible diamond in the rough. god mother freaking bless

[@jarunia17]

Laughed an unusual amount on this one❤

[@GnarlsJr]

Abnormally good episode!

[@ricochico1144]

Certainly an irregularly funny video !

[@jacksonscott7697]

18:00 bruh there’s literally a website that has a library containing every possible combination of every letter. every thing you ever have said or will say is in the library

[@cooolsam]

tbf its not true if u just keep talking, the library doesnt allow infinite inputs to search, it limits the character count. For refrence its the website "library of babel" i think

[@jacksonscott7697]

⁠@@cooolsamalthough it does technically have a character limit on each book, it just uses every english letter in every possible combination within a 1,312,000 character limit for each book. imo that is more than enough characters to write every word/sentence that will or has been said

[@cooolsam]

​@@jacksonscott7697yea im just saying in terms of actuallity, "everything you have ever said or will say" and "every possible combination of every letter" are both things that imply its basically an infinitely generating situation

[@brendan7030ify]

My favorite internet beef is when all sides suck so the general public can just laugh and dunk on everyone involved

[@oxion.]

lets go, was waitin for the drop

[@Landopedia]

I’m working on my PhD thesis while listening. Learning is the last thing I want

[@aprilb7751]

i love the yard

[@jplefaivre]

i love the yard

[@fluorescentfuneralalt]

i love the yarb

[@spiivy]

i love the yard

[@muda_a]

I lob the yarb

[@toban]

lob yarb

[@Asuperbad]

4 ants on a jolly rancher got me 😂😂😂

[@ellie-sy1dh]

i actually got my ears pinned back when i was 4 so proud to say i was a plastic surgery toddler

[@NinjaGnomie]

native deo ad read was fantastic. honestly kinda want an ad read compilation

[@AspiringRook]

episode 62 of the podcast ludwig literally talks about the almost exact same lottery/raffle type idea going bad for his friend in college, as well as broken for streamers and now he's doing it lmao you go ludwig I root for you either way XD

[@pen_bapp]

i love how ludwig figured out how inflation work in different coin by calling the us dollar a stable coin

[@CrabbyDarth]

the charity raffle is definitely illegal by united states law, i wasnt gonna mention it unless you guys mentioned it, but yeah, cannot have raffles where you pay to enter without being a 501c, though since it was not profit-based, you might actually be completely fine, even if illegal it shouldn't usually be prosecuted

[@ogmango2457]

can’t wait for this one to unfold

[@etherealkid9455]

I love that Mr Beast used carrot in a box as inspiration for his latest youtube video, brings a tear to my eye

[@StIdes-wb3ir]

42:21 slime's fart sounds like when you open a door in super mario world

[@Kyleand3rror]

The clip at the beginning proves there is no way to use bands as a tall person and look competent. Thank god im average height

[@akaRicoSanchez]

The ending of the MrBeast video is a carbon copy of the game/skit 'Carrot in a Box' played in an english panel show called "8 out of 10 cats play Countdown".

[@Sleeepy.]

Slime has officially become the drippiest member of the yard thanks to the Pitzman’s Mustard shirt

[@aaronstumme2592]

Nebraska resident here. I'm glad we're at the top of Slime's head for weird places to go to an Olive Garden 😂

[@DimstTalon]

It would be so cool to see Lud collab with NakeyJakey... and while I am at it, if Caroline Kennedy interviewed slime?! that would be some prime comedy.

[@yaboikiba4302]

Today, on 'Things Slime said that people will probably repeat endlesly': "Hmmm... FLOOR WIFE? 🤔"

[@customch33s32]

C-walk - In Paris, is truly a goated video

[@ghostjoy6757]

"this conversation between bill gates and socretes, it's all fake" no shit Ludwig. It's fucking socretes 😂

[@BlueLightning233]

it's midnight, slime has ripped a big one into the mic and i am now crying😂

[@kennethskelton9393]

Talking about the suitcase switching thing Mr Beast did that Nick brought up. Wubby does that with the prize of all his in house game shows he plays with his crew.

[@Slim57]

I dont want slime to do no hater June for streaming, I love watching him slowly train twitch chatters to not be degenerates and find it hilarious

[@lexikiq]

running raffles without free entries is super illegal, even Games Done Quick has provided free entries for prizes for as long as i can remember

[@ETK_]

Yard without context “what’s your date kid? What’s the expiration date?”

[@BarginsGalore]

Nicks impression of mogul mail was the beginning of a gamer late night monologue

[@MAJ0ROCEL0T]

Its crazy to me that Ludwig went to the Harvard of the Southwest, the great ASU 🤘, And yet he cant understand how inflation in Turkey translates to the USD gaining more spending power.

[@tacticalninja4567]

funny thing is i was driving around boston and saw a billboard with rainbolt on it for some hotel

[@usermnm1104]

the first time I was scared by a video game was playing mortal kombat on n64 and seeing the guy fall into the pit with the spikes

[@destinybrooks7015]

so glad i stayed til the end and got a discount on my crip walk lesson

[@wald19]

finally learned how to C-Walk. Thanks Zipper!!

[@N0THANKY0U]

lud is right, there are infinite possible things to say, because even though there are a finite number of words there is no limit to the length of combination, so you could combine various infinite amounts of words into infinitely long sentences.

[@brianshields8680]

AI devs: you’re gonna get left behind bro. AI: Ludwig: What's up, Yardies? It's your boy Ludwig and we're back with another episode of The Yard, where we dissect the bizarre and celebrate the chaotic. I've got the usual suspects with me - say hi, guys!

[@EvanBowen11]

why do i remember the pizza up sale story so well, did he tell that on stream or an earlier episode? I can't remember but I've definitely heard that story before

[@pokemon100200]

There’s actually a guy at the White House that I saw who is apparently running the longest protest, and just stays there forever.

[@matthewmurphy6681]

It would be a lottery or gambling if the money spent was purely for making a win. But if you spending money on something like charity and the extra is lottery then it's fine. That's why you could essentially do it without a charity if you just gave them a rare emote.

[@itsdarien]

This was my auto play video directly after the episode that released today about Aiden’s Botox lol

[@hoodedgamingxr9702]

one of my favorite activities is rolling my joints while listening to the yard my favorite pod

[@ryugunLIVE]

52:54 not ludwig literally doing this with his win 10 games challenge a few months later

[@yourfriend9251]

My need to be friends with these guys grows stronger each day

[@maiyorha]

i love how lonely island lmfao secretly liking some other more normal shit was such an universal experience

[@desertshadow4806]

Slime looks slightly less bald in this episode

[@JoeyC4D]

Being in the cod comm right now is so funny to watch this go down, all the cod group chats are popping off

[@haydenalbrecht]

I'm so unbelievably petrified of getting blocked by slime so I have never replied to a single one of his tweets

[@Al_KR_t]

Yeah, you can't run lotery. You must add a free way to participate to avoid it being classified as lottery. Like sending a physical handwritten letter. There is like a game theory video on it I think

[@devinhawkinson7975]

Don't celebrate episode 100, pretend you already did it and don't tell slime

[@rileyjacobs3553]

although nick absolutely bombed the mogul mail, his DC school trip photos redeemed himself and then some... they were just too cool man

[@Tray_Chester]

c-walk in paris came up and i thought youtube glitched cuz ive had that in my liked videos for like.... 8 years

[@nerfrecklessness]

There's not an infinite amount of sentences. However the amount of sentences that can be said is incalculable

[@Third_]

What if the yard did a new merch drop entitled “Four big guys”

[@santiagowho]

That palpable fear on Nick's face fucking broke me on the Ludwig bit

[@taeahn6065]

I just want to be happy and i think i can find it here

[@arnoldsmith2223]

Is it me or I have heard the pizza story before I can't really remember where but possibly related to the uprising of scamwig

[@Hoppinghobo51]

Aiden looking like Eustes from Courage the Cowardly Dog in NewLucasArts art at 1:19:44

[@Falla__]

"You look gay!" "Thanks!"

[@andrewnimmo8010]

Just here to say that Aimen’s hair is fire 🔥

[@Decept1onCheck]

I think Slime’s farts have finally become the singularity. Why did I suddenly smell a fart during the ad read?