Aiden's TERRIBLE Purchase | The Yard

[@DisastrousCake]

To the person who is making all the chapters for these yard episodes, you're goated.

[@yetipossibly8655]

no shot

[@deaddreamdance]

@@yetipossibly8655 nah frfr the editor is goated. on god on god. he binked it. i hate myself

[@meatmech.mp4]

@@deaddreamdance you’re not the only one

[@ghiidra__]

nick says he uploads them, and the chapter names have a very nick flavor to them I would say maybe its him

[@GoScience123]

@@deaddreamdance id like to say im not affected by the streamers I watch but id be lying if i said i didnt start chuckling at my own jokes like atrioc

[@aayhdaacant]

This is the only podcast/set of creators who are making me tempted to join the patreon even tho i absolutely cannot

[@TiffaniWright23]

Lemma just say the postcard is absolutely worth it. I got a picture of Lud in a diaper 😂

[@mahnoorawan5071]

SAME

[@udontknowme00]

Joined the $5 tier, it’s absolutely worth the extra 60+ minute episode every week if you can afford it

[@xXTHESUPERKINGXx]

I was actually just feeling this

[@marcitlean]

sameee i wish i could join sm

[@haon620]

ludwig and aiden dressing like two teen brothers forced to stop gaming and record the pod

[@commitinsurancefraud]

this ☠️☠️

[@whosCarloss]

i love slime's commitment to calling the fanbase "yardigans"

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

When are we gonna have a Nick slander episode? Everyone had their moments but Nick. He seems too goated now lmao

[@Fiznik3933]

@@agnez1169 Real?

[@jac1011]

they had a whole segment about his ness

[@Nicklovin1337]

@@Fiznik3933 no lmao

[@Senor_Exotic]

@@Fiznik3933 Cmon dude

[@hussainnaqvi5005]

hes ginger

[@maddee4543]

sometimes ludwig looks at aiden in such a loving and listening way. it’s so sweet.

[@Crustytoes42]

I love how aiden has a valid reason for everything thing he does but they still fuck with him

[@ohioella]

fr like aiden is the reasonable one so much of the time but they always convince him he's crazy and it's so funny. their dynamic is trying to embarrass each other over and over but it's clearly all in good fun bc the "victim" knows it'll be their turn to bully someone next & they all clearly care about each other

[@BREADSWORD]

the Fortnite Balenci drip is so crazy

[@Keough.]

He’s truly built different

[@thepovertysoldier9220]

Very smart man lurking

[@ham846]

It's cringe on anyone but Aiden

[@imfluidl7892]

it is wild

[@reynaldoyanez8907]

l

[@ethangossard1119]

Aiden is the poorest of the boys because of all the child support he has to pan out.

[@zeHatWearingMan]

nah they all went through menopause years ago bro

[@hugonamenlos7218]

@@zeHatWearingMan based and milfpilled

[@randomperson1071]

Can't wait to DM Aiden about this!

[@Verylengthyapple]

i love how the gnome goes from the table to nick's lap to the table to his lap constantly thru out this ep

[@ashmorris1569]

ur mum

[@daiito_]

as an audio listener, i came to watch this because i wanted to see aiden’s cut

[@dee31415]

Was it worth it?

[@goodluckknifing]

But Aiden’s uncut

[@braveyungjayble]

Always an instant click. Love spending an hour and a half with the boys

[@samavatar7208]

Honestly

[@breezybuster2174]

You should DM Aiden about it. Makes you feel even more included

[@Houndrel46]

Awfully parasocial of you

[@ryndesu8299]

@@Houndrel46 yall heard that word once and now won’t stop using it

[@yungoreoz]

@@Houndrel46 ah yes. Enjoying a podcast is parasocial now.

[@LinkofTimeX]

Favorite Game of the Yard: Looking at the timecode and guessing how they transition from one section to the next. Slime's HUGE Announcement to Ludwig's Poop Story to Aiden's fresh Trim ...

[@kalynbaldwin881]

got in an uber once and the man told me he hated walmart and i was like oh? and then he said, "they fund abortions"

[@mysticat]

i love having a podcast to listen to where they talk about both content creation and smash, two fairly niche subjects (comparatively) that are prominent to me!

[@loopcatvalorantclips7973]

ok mysticat

[@technetium9653]

Slime is an absolute goat for dealing with Ludwig, I don't think any amount of money can make me do slime's job

[@misa-rl6pr]

ludwig "no italians in the top 10" ahgren disrespecting my mans, italian american 2800 GM and world #2 (literally challenged magnus carlsen in 2018) fabiano LUIGI caruana like this

[@joshuaward9876]

I literally went and Googled Caruana when he said that because I was confident he was (at least half) Italian. Glad someone else caught this slander.

[@JJ_436]

I guess they are half represented in the top 10.

[@MemeSupreme69]

It's anti-italian discrimination 😡🤌

[@weeaboh]

i know it's kind of a joke/meme that every group of white dude friends has a podcast now, but these guys are like genuinely entertaining to listen to. They remind me of people I actually know, and seem like they'd be fun to hang out with. (obviously in theory, not in the parasocial way). they all have a really good dynamic too and play off of each other well. also you love to see friend groups who roast the absolute shit out of each other, makes for great content.

[@d0onut]

Slime explaining going to an LA bar as "opening some fridge door" is hilarious

[@Bigmi1ke]

Watching this a year+ down the line after it dropped, and it introduced me to the entire Lwig mythos. Some of the greatest content on earth, so glad I discovered it

[@bloodwolf2609]

Being worried about using the toilet cleaning brush to unclog the toilet, as if the brush hasn’t been used to clean toilets before is so funny.

[@dee31415]

I think they just had trouble with the idea of using the brush directly on their shit. But imagine passing up the toilet brush and instead using a PEN lmao

[@GOMBERMAN]

As a Melee Ness main I have a newfound respect for Nick that he’ll never be able to comprehend

[@lancelaurel3828]

Do you murder random strays too? Lmao

[@crazytexan711]

i never knew how much i needed an NFT of slime's shit until just now.

[@kylokage]

"goosing" ted nivison is truly a national treasure

[@fashionweek0]

love this podcast and love nick's story about some unnamed sociopathic smasher, more of that content please

[@Sploda2]

Genuinely never enjoyed a podcast before but I look forward to this one every single week

[@jessh8840]

The amount of times my grandma has thrown me some lines, the lightly disagree but not argue dodge is real

[@GamingNat]

The podcast is the perfect thing to listen to while editing tbh, thank you guys for being consistent with this

[@dannyb9817]

I don’t know how these podcasts give me so much joy every Thursday. Never change theyard

[@aliasjon8320]

54:22 If this happened like a year later it would've been an absolutely demonic rocket money ad read

[@112908Daniel]

The greatest podcast ever! Greetings from Colombia 🇨🇴

[@Mynemislev]

I love the sweater aiden’s wearing, time to go dm him to ask where I can get one

[@TheoHiggins]

Woah the episode has both a Zipper 2 and a Lexi in it The early crossover point

[@Bryce54]

It took 16 episodes for me to realize they’re not actually outside

[@MyNamaShoko]

5:54 I was drinking water and almost fucking waterboarded myself when Nick whispered "last name ever, first name greatest" into the mic

[@Humblewhiteboy666]

“Back when we were poor I went to Japan” hmmm I see we have differences in the definition of poor

[@mb-ss7be]

50:49 first time i have EVER heard ludwig call slime “anthony”

[@MetalNG]

It threw me off for a moment.

[@superawesomename5027]

Patron idea: getting Stanz and Atrioc (audio only for tier 1 and video and audio for tier 3) roleplay with all the fantasies you guys create for them

[@tonylozano1728]

Fuck yeah

[@Eighty_Ninety]

I would just like to point out that Ludwig butchered the saying "crossing the picket line" by instead saying "cross the picket fence." The saying is picket line, not picket fence, because they are picketing because they are on strike.

[@sp1rit86]

@@agnez1169 real?

[@simonplimon]

@@sp1rit86 for sure

[@XanderGimbel]

@@simonplimon no shot

[@haleyrhoades826]

Actually Ludwig was an English major and this is him showing his mastery of the language through intentional malapropism ❤️

[@thoughtskink376]

the aus saying, jump the fence, has 2 meanings with context. It generally means cheating on your partner (jump the fence to have sex with your neighbour) But, can be used as picking the other side. so my point is it doesnt matter, you know what he meant. All sayings are made up.

[@6_dea_9]

Wake up, 3am, Yard episode just released, thank god I'm not French, it's a good day.

[@alexanderjones4948]

this is the only podcast i actively wait and look out for the next episode. it keeps me interested throughout and its funny! great job guys!!!!!!!!!!

[@amperscore]

Love the head canon Italians communicate in hieroglyphics

[@flynnjf]

i love the pod so much!! always brightens up my thursday

[@s0pa325]

the atrioc bit had me dying, probably one of my favorite episodes

[@Don_Jon]

Moosh and Twist went to my high school! So cool to hear you guys listen to them

[@FOMO.BOYxoxo]

“Weird cultural identity about not having an identity”-Slime I don’t know why, but this describes U.S. so well.

[@USBYDProductions]

I just watched nick feel up a helpless gnome for over an hour..

[@witch7877]

Slime rocking the Pitzmans mustard is GOLDEN

[@slimewire]

ally

[@clutchkish]

Every Thursday I come home from class, look at my phone and see a notif from the yard instantly making the day better

[@michaelfradley6950]

1:19:41 “Jaimen Staimen, the Tramnspo-sponder” made me laugh way more than it is any right to lol

[@eyeofsimon5142]

i can't be the only person who wonders every episode how many pairs of Crocs Ludwig owns

[@meatmech.mp4]

Pretty sure he has a whole rainbow arrangement of them

[@AlM22]

Nick bought him loads of different coloured ones for his birthday a few months ago, that's why he has so many now lol

[@eyeofsimon5142]

@@AlM22 omg I didn't know this thank you

[@christianchambers4531]

The shameless tease of content when I will never pay for that patreon but like and commuting for the algorithm

[@GeneralAeon]

Thanks for the hour and a half boys, here's for the algorithm

[@jayskar99]

Slime with hair is cursed. I dont feel like he has the power without being bald

[@misternotlob6769]

Not sure if anyone cares, but the wooden feet that lud was talking about are called 'lasts' and they're used to make almost all handmade shoes. Although I can't be sure, most likely they had a few different styles that fit different feet rather than having personalized lasts for every customer. Making a mold of someone's foot out of wood would be incredibly difficult.

[@slightly998]

I’ve been waiting for this all week

[@jerriath6214]

Question: Do you guys use this podcast to talk about things for the first time or have you guys already talked over these topics before. In other words, is this podcast a medium for you guys to talk things out.

[@meatmech.mp4]

It kinda is, they have talking points that they share, but they tend to be ambiguous to the point where they’re only one word, or only the person who wrote them would get them

[@hugonamenlos7218]

I think they mentioned in an episode that they sometimes wait with a bit or a story to do it on the podcast

[@cillyyuh]

😊😮

[@Gr0g0811]

I see a lot of myself in Aimen because we both react very exuberantly when we feel like we're correct and it makes us great targets to poke fun at

[@ScuffedAnimalReviews]

I lost my wallet for a month and was convinced my friend had stolen it. He had done some scummy shit to me in the past, so I was convinced. I was in my earlier twenties and was depressed, working way too much. So my place was a mess. Basically lost that friend (for the better tbh). Ended up finding it the washing machine. I literally checked the back of the toilet before the washing machine.

[@ohioella]

i cant believe slime & ludwig actually would have found use for the poop knife

[@ginopaty]

Yo just noticed that on the Slime and Nick cam there is a dead pixel in the top left quadrant of the screen just thought y'all would wanna know! Love the podcast 🤌🏼

[@joshmike7598]

Not a plumber but someone with similar bowels and similarly impressive dumps to Nicks. One thing I’ve learned from that, in relation to Slimes story about the ballpoint pen: poor warm water into the toilet, the added pressure can very often help unclog the toilet. A trick I use in hotels if I ever cause a backup and I don’t want to go through the emotional turmoil of calling the front desk to bring me a plunger

[@kobathewallflower]

13:57 wait... was this the first entry of the spreadsheet??

[@piercehufham3088]

What a bunch of assholes making me pay for the Patreon just to find out what they were going to say, on a side note I am heavily into SSBU and you all’s podcast has got me to start playing melee. Keep up the good work and I can’t wait for next weeks episode.

[@TotesNotIllegal]

I know right what a scam. 5 stars

[@chromso]

another one converted. the project is working

[@monkeypf8669]

Ludwig Fell asleep Watch him wake up in like 10 seconds 10:49

[@lovyovich]

LOl, really appreciating Slimes nod at 19:30 after the last episode

[@emptywiz]

The Fortnite Balenciaga shirt convinced me Aiden is my favourite member of the pod lmao

[@aizen1874]

when ludwig said "more people have the mogul moves turtleneck" around the 5:38 mark. is that the recent black one they did? also, have they released how much were made?

[@MichaelBarrJr]

slowly this podcast is getting into my top 5 weekly listen.

[@Maurenriques]

I hate how much I actually enjoy genuinely enjoy this podcast of just. Four guys talking about shit and about their lives. I hate how funny it is. Keep at it, boys

[@s0ydirtychai]

creepy uber driver story: i play an indie arcade game competitively, traveled to PDX for a tourney and uber driver starts asking me what i was visiting for etc. eventually he asks if i can look up the game on youtube so he can see gameplay, he hands me his phone and the last few yt searches are "how to's" for uber drivers to pick up women "discreetly". f.

[@vuxigeck5281]

Loved that Ridiculousness section. Never thought I'd hear it being mentioned on the podcast.

[@mc3d150]

“I haven’t lost anything in a while.” “Your mind!!!!!”

[@GarretRB]

Anybody notice how aiden drops that zipper’s name is Lexi lol at around 21:50

[@smile4cs]

LEAKED!

[@yfkcertifieddopeness]

Yooo the fact that y’all know moosh and twist is dope as hell to me 🔥

[@capriciousstudent]

Slime’s Sheeshman has made its way into my internal dialogue

[@dieg0]

28:13 this is why that app from Bojack Horseman needs to exist

[@TheHighPhilosopher]

Great podcast; I felt that the audio would range from super quiet to super loud, though. Might need equalizing

[@alexanderh.3655]

I recently learned that airlines are responsible for the passenger checking out correctly. If something isn't correct they have to pay for "deportation" so the customs can just meme cuz the airline is strict AF because they don't want to get into all those costs....

[@superawesomename5027]

0:28 is that hello kitty's ghost on the wall

[@Bassman06]

So proud of them. They finally got a code!

[@SkateboardGee]

I would’ve bought that Balenciaga shirt ironically if I weren’t poor. It’s lowkey fire

[@StarsongKey]

1:29:08 Actually Ludwig is right. Pog, or more specifically PogChamp, comes from the toys. IIRC, PogChamp is short for Pogs Champion, the video where Guteks is seen doing the PogChamp face, which is literally just the championship match of a tournament of Pogs. Also, the game Pogs gets it's name from POG juice (Passion fruit, Orange, Guava) which is a popular drink in Hawai'i! The cap for POG was one of the caps used in Pogs and was the most memorable, so people started referring to the game as Pogs.

[@michealpham6388]

Anyone else think The Yard has the best time codes? I feel like most other podcast’s time codes are shit!

[@meatmech.mp4]

Trash taste also has good timestamps, but yea

[@blazikenblast0520]

The “shooting girls” bit reminded me of when the guys from Impractical Jokers try to get you to agree with them or they get their skull bashed in

[@merzbowbb]

No Fortnite Balenciaga will come close to the Walmart ESPORTS line

[@flynnjf]

well now i HAVE to go watch all of nicks old edit videos 😭 see us go is so good

[@BarginsGalore]

I sympathize with aiden so much the other day I had to explain to what a sigma was and I completely blanked

[@johnr.9589]

Sometimes I don't actually believe Ludwig is an actual human being. His dialogue outside of his streams sounds like he's a mechanical content machine of twitch that occasionally goes out to the real world but doesn't know how to properly communicate with others...

[@Shadessmh]

I really want to know who the couple was, bet there's heaps more stories.

[@icepryo2932]

I will now be using "goaty- throaty" in conversation

[@salabailey6348]

I really want them to put the Jackie Chan in the background of the pod.

[@prg_astro]

I wish I could DM Aiden to tell him that I liked this episode.

[@computerbutter8124]

nick benadryl story is relatable on so many levels. I get the same thing

[@gibinator343]

You guys should end each episode with a quick Yard Reddit Recap

[@Rossteoporosis]

Tripped me up when Ludwig called slime Anthony

[@lumppump1182]

slime with hair filming his friends fighting is kinda hard ngl

[@indigoimouto3703]

Ludwig would be in serious trouble living in Japan if limited items make him want to buy anything

[@ZoroMakesMusic]

Yoo another banger.

[@VixeyTeh]

Slime has such a good point... "wouldn't it be great to be able to walk out of a hospital and not be thousands of dollars in debt?" ^because that is what socialism actually is. Society being socially supportive to those in need.