Ludwig Almost Gets Nick FIRED | The Yard

This episode of the podcast explores the dangerous world of STI's (not the car), diapers for the young and old, the origin of the SheeshMan, and admitting to thousands of listeners about the things we've stolen in our lives. (Episode 3)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - welcome to the yard
00:00:23 - sponsor
00:00:57 - mangcoin
00:02:30 - BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK
00:04:06 - smash summit
00:04:42 - slime calls out ludwig
00:06:45 - rich people thoughts
00:08:06 - jeff bezos goes to space for 11 minutes
00:11:32 - ludwig doesn't respond
00:13:04 - danielle & her chocolate LG
00:14:44 - ringtones
00:15:36 - family guy girl
00:18:18 - ludwig loves billionaires
00:20:15 - ludwig is like jesus
00:21:30 - samurai cop
00:24:10 - ludwig almost got nick fired?!
00:26:00 - aimens big day
00:30:47 - ludwig has no game
00:34:02 - fans dms
00:38:34 - a king, a god
00:39:19 - diaper man
00:45:27 - 'you're shingle boy!'
00:47:34 - he can't keep getting away with it
00:49:06 - sponsor 2
00:50:44 - [LIVE] Mogul Moves HR Meeting
00:55:48 - merch in the wild
00:57:04 - slime learns how to levitate
00:57:52 - ludwig's editor
00:58:20 - sheesh man
00:59:39 - aimens desk
01:00:54 - wow! we are really in the sauce!
01:04:45 - "i always thought aimen was a psychopath"
01:07:28 - aimen loses a money match at friendsgiving
01:09:25 - ludwigs true form
01:10:58 - the boys talk about being criminals
01:18:09 - nicks personal quirks
01:20:22 - soccer
01:21:22 - /r/theyardpodcast this one is for you
01:21:46 - HR this one is for you
01:22:15 - nickolodeon all-star brawl
01:23:53 - do animators jerk off to their work
01:26:09 - diaper facts
01:27:15 - nicks diaper story
01:30:08 - ludwigs diaper story
01:31:02 - CLG's advert
01:35:38 - goodbye
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
#theyard #podcast #ep3

[@Happygate]

Damn Bro. This gotta be one of the top 3 The Yard episodes ever made.

[@fridge8900]

It's for sure gonna be in my top 10 for a while

[@ethanwitt]

@@fridge8900 for atleast 7 episodes

[@destroma6067]

the gonorrhea story had me fucking crying

[@WanderTheNomad]

@@Brain1230 I can't tell if this is an official channel or not

[@hansandrekiigemagi6422]

@@WanderTheNomad it aint

[@L2H2L2]

It’s hilarious how 10 minutes after they’re roasting Family Guy Girl, Slime goes full-on Spongebob Squarepants Guy mode

[@IronicHavoc]

You can bring it up once and not be "the SpongeBob guy". The weird part is the fact she apparently referenced family guy constantly, *and* then made him watch clips if he didn't get it.

[@detCap]

@@IronicHavoc Yeah bringing it up and moving on is one thing, I feel like when you don't laugh and they pull out the phone as if showing you the thing they just explained poorly will just crack you up is when you become "the guy"

[@Culturedtuna1]

I mean c'mon, who's not SpongeBob SquarePants guy

[@GustoFormula]

spongebob was actually a dope show though

[@johntauriac3192]

@@detCap ❤

[@dustychimp1171]

This episode is like that one part in family guy

[@dummythiqq4484]

that was my favorite part

[@dog3504]

i love that part

[@sebc.416]

The best part

[@daveysweigard]

Idk I think that parts a lil overrated…

[@Ihavealeftbrain]

I forgot that part

[@Homie3794]

Honestly whoever puts all of the chapters needs a raise. Unless it's Ludwig. He doesn't need a raise.

[@kelseysigh]

the bleeps when y’all were guessing who suggested that movie scared the shit out of me while driving lmao

[@KingstonReloaded]

Yeah please NEVER do that again... just mute it or stop having entire conversations that need to be censored lmao

[@TheShizzlemop]

@@KingstonReloaded oooooor just accept it as it is.

[@magi4020]

Wyd you up?

[@trotr42069]

@@magi4020 Man's desperate

[@ethos.artwork]

@@magi4020 i can't help but respect this attempt

[@thelegendaryluxray6088]

It's killing me that Slime didn't tell his "Republican hookup" story

[@grohlski8669]

That's in the Snyder cut

[@oscarosuna13]

God i hope that's on the next episode

[@eli0uz]

And Ludwig didn't tell his stealing stories

[@MrTacoKingMC]

i need that brother

[@dustychimp1171]

@@eli0uz those are already on youtube somewhere

[@darmbiedw9103]

Ludwig quietly saying "throateria" as slime continues his story had me lmao. Comedy!

[@that_elliott]

wtf

[@raarsnafu]

with no reactions from anyone else is what makes it.

[@austinbedolla1299]

@@that_elliott ooooo ok polloloool of love ol of loooool pool loooool looool olloollolllllool to 😆 ololooo

[@austinbedolla1299]

@@that_elliott ooooo ok polloloool of love ol of loooool pool loooool looool olloollolllllool to 😆 ololooo

[@joshmike7598]

Ludwig is just showing an aggressive amount of leg in this podcast. I like it

[@Matt-lq9xd]

Just teasing everyone with his magnificent quads and hamstrings

[@grumpydoodle8455]

Gotta show off them tree trunks somehow

[@dragoon2448]

Mans boutta flash sack if he isn’t careful

[@nicmains369]

for every subscriber to his youtube, his shorts grow shorter.

[@purplecomplex6273]

Aggressive? Bro I think you might just be down bad 😂

[@harsherviolet]

Literally rewatching old episodes bc I'm going through it rn and this hits

[@godspeedyouyoungstreetsoldier]

feel u kelvin hang in there brother 🫶🤎💚

[@alphony_]

Klevin

[@null8441]

calling us out

[@joaquinalbero4493]

43:28 the only mention of a doctor in the episode

[@maddieglaser4517]

you're a god for this

[@jellyfuku]

ep 1: shingles boy ep 2: peepee poopoo ep 3: gonorrhea and diapers this is shaping up to be a great podcast

[@Pxpple]

yep.

[@jiffylou98]

Is that the guy who gave Mang0 shingles by rubbing a medal on his stomach?

[@blackstardust8281]

the "we want an STD free podcast" "we want that too!" part killed me lmao

[@fancypants433]

lmao it’s at the very end 1:35:30 if anyone is looking for the time stamp

[@MasterCookie1993]

Its really nice to see a piece of content where ludwig isnt the main focus. I like how this podcasts highlights the other 3 boys more, its very entertaining.

[@WanderTheNomad]

Well yea, it's not like the podcast is called "Ludwig and The Boys"

[@lxvi2441]

@@WanderTheNomad that's unfortunately how it usually goes since ludwig is the most successful. it's great to hear from the other guys who sometimes don't get the same level of representation

[@Shopppy]

He has always been that kind of character I feel. It was very prevalent in the big streams like shitcon and the Disneyland ones.

[@simonegherardini1582]

*Aiden. The "thought Aimen was a psychopath" shit of when they were first getting to know him is kind of endearing tho.

[@Aero-Saint]

Attempt #3, The yard logo in the background should be bouncing around like the old windows logo screensaver.

[@xJustBento]

Who else came back looking for the doctor deep cut

[@Minecraftguy43]

When does he say it?? Where is the classic line??

[@BeanBoyGabe]

I know zipper couldn’t find it but he said episode 3 so it has to be here somewhere

[@YT7mc]

I can't find it, I think my guy was wrong, but maybe I am a fool

[@aiden9632]

@@BeanBoyGabeit’s Archie that edits not zipper but ya Ik what you mean!

[@timmywilliams1639]

Doctor🤝

[@TehMillionkill]

"I'm HR! You look good" Slime really gave him the Blizzard treatment huh

[@danieljyron4090]

31:03 this is the most "frat boy" Ludwig moment in history, and he still fucked it up, he jumped 2 hoops to say "body count"

[@GGJarose]

"Someone's going through it right now watching this Podcast" Thanks for the salutes boys

[@homebrewedlemonade8609]

Hope you're better bro.

[@fancypants433]

It’s at 34:42 boys, keep your head up king 👑

[@TheMikester9]

saaame

[@BRUH_]

I like this "we just talk freely, but still don't want to name drop people" environment where yall just censor it. It maintains the validity of the conversations.

[@drylotion6565]

bro there is no doctor bit

[@FirePuff12]

32:37 LMAOOO I didn’t even remember this 😂😂😂 mangoFan

[@mire_cs]

mangoFan

[@Drew25t]

The latching onto something to find peace was indeed how I found Ludwig... He popped up one day on the youtube home page and ever since then I've been watching. I also did binge watch alottttt of Ludwig's videos getting over that stage.

[@cayleecastillo173]

sameee. its genuinely helped me get through a really tough spot

[@anuraagkumar978]

Dude same

[@technetium9653]

It's gone from preschoolers talking about how their mom can beat the others mom to teenagers bragging about sex

[@thomasr1051]

Their growing up right before our eyes 😭

[@abbydoesart648]

Slime always has cool pants. When he wears them anyway

[@radkouse1of1]

never

[@theragingbull9032]

At no point in this episode did the Dr. Bit show up I'm disappointed

[@daveabbymangampoalano655]

'i have an english degree and a communications degree, and they're separate' 'yeah and you can hardly do either' LMAO

[@clairethebreadfascist5753]

Anyone else come to check for the "Doctor" after the most recent episode?

[@revel8213]

Anyone else here looking for the 'doctor' bit from the latest episode?

[@fishranaway]

I love getting to hear more of Aiden and Nick in this podcast, they're really interesting and funny guys :))

[@jrdnanitsua]

I dated a woman becoming a nurse who only watched nurse related drama shows constantly it blew me away

[@vanceelsey6654]

I swear I’m not stalking you, I just was looking through comments and found you here lol, Yes Austin Slayer!

[@jrdnanitsua]

@@vanceelsey6654 yea yea keep it up buddy I see you, Yes Vance Elsey! 🤣

[@SalmonKid7]

Nick: "I don't want to be that story guy" Also Nick: *Is that story guy*

[@smoksok172]

ludwig wasnt as talkative this episode side note: this is prolly my favorite one so far, keep up the good work!

[@tutorialsimulator]

are those two statement related, or...? 🤣

[@didjunho]

@@tutorialsimulator he said side note silly But yeah this episodes great! And Ludwig didnt talk that much. Just some details I thought of the show

[@Materialist39]

we hear plenty from lud on stream/KZbin. I’m sure he’s more than happy to let his friends take the reigns, and just guide topics/make some one liners

[@drownem2920]

"It's okay, I've clocked more hours than him". Funniest thing from any of these podcasts so far. I am ded.

[@Wormy0172]

I know none of these guys are my friends but this podcast is so fun to listen to. It feels very genuine and it’s a nice way to get that social fix in.

[@kutjegodverdomme]

Just finished the last one! I'm absolutely loving them. Time flies on these podcasts, you guys are so entertaining. Usually I can't focus on podcasts but your pace is great and your stories are always engaging

[@captainskipper5082]

Can’t beleive their gonna keep us waiting for the republican girl story

[@maddee4543]

Just got out of a relationship and I’m actually watching the yard episodes from the beginning again to cope. Thanks for the salute I love y’all (except that was mean slime)

[@luciandude24862]

I cannot express how much this pod is just hitting rn, they're talking about the issues I'm going through rn and I appreciate it.

[@leofrenchmd]

As a note : gonorrhea and chlamydia can be both asymptomatic (especially in women or when in the throat area )

[@joshuac3130]

I work late on Thursdays and it’s usually one of my slowest days. I really look forward to this podcast at work

[@USBYDProductions]

Just saying guys, the clg ad would make for an absolute fire summit skit.

[@classicgamers2702]

Bro this episode actually hitting deep for the people going through breakups

[@gencarlozo8018]

1:26:11 Ludwig went into Joey’s anime game show one time and is now pulling the facts he learned out of his ass LOL

[@RamzaBeoulves]

Given Slime's on-screen persona, I'd feel like a sack of sh*t if he told me he genuinely felt disrespected

[@Tigui09999]

Damn jme suis dit "wtf j'ai pas comment" hahah

[@RamzaBeoulves]

@@Tigui09999 No way ahahahah

[@faiz486]

@@RamzaBeoulves you have the same names lmao

[@WanderTheNomad]

@@faiz486 And their accounts were both made in September 2008

[@RamzaBeoulves]

@@WanderTheNomad Wow nice catch Now that's spooky

[@SuperCowmoon]

Yo, on god, I got broken up with in January 2020, and the ludlocks helped ease the pain for a second. Then I watched part of this episode, went out with a girl I've been seeing, and then she broke up with me. So I guess what I'm sayin is dap me up 2 times boys, we goin down the content rabbit hole again :')

[@thomasr1051]

You got this!

[@bryce0023]

I’m going through all these podcasts right now to escape all my life’s problems. Thanks for recognizing that 😂

[@obi8061]

Doctor moment

[@jacklee3998]

An absolute banger of an episode. Easily the best one yet

[@blackfox51]

i love the backstory we get on random things we've seen throughout their life in the public eye i always wondered why slime's commentary reel was called "family guy funny moments" and the reason is so fucking hilarious

[@slimewire]

that is not why it is just a very popular meme

[@Shadaxis]

I really love this podcast. It has the same vibe as the bad melee podcast. Its just friends hanging out

[@whatupdude96]

the doctor sent me

[@dennis_s]

who?

[@WanderTheNomad]

Slime's gonorrhea story is a good way to encourage more people to practice safe seed.

[@johnspencer265]

actually really appreciate the camera work on this, you guys are making something really special good job (:

[@itstaste]

Banger after banger with this pod. Nice work guys

[@ZigyMonkey]

Im going through a break-up and I would categorize this podcast as being what Im really attached to. Thank you guys for being you, helps me a lot :)

[@roest9839]

You and me both, brother

[@krenkoboi23]

When slime went into detail about how he glombed onto cowboy bebop and lupe fiasco after a breakup reminded me that's how i got into smash and fgc shit

[@woodstocktv8927]

relative to other episodes lol, this is one of the most wholesome eps I've seen.

[@prematurebean7147]

Honestly love this podcast so much

[@MantaRaybandz]

Doctor.

[@elibrooks69]

this is embarrassing but i am in fact binging these after a breakup... man

[@theabbadon7660]

Only 3 Episodes in but I love them podcast already can't wait for more

[@Brain1230]

if you want to see the most interesting clip watch here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWe7qJh7gMidibM

[@abyvs]

Ive been waiting all week for this

[@Mannydude96]

Really good Nick pod Glad to see him shaking the nerves a bit

[@WataahWithChesse]

I love your content. You're absolutely amazing and wickedly talented.

[@krrby.8695]

I like how the podcast is gradually getting longer.

[@tiner317]

Love the melee support and talk on this podcast.

[@Drybones898]

I believe nick was telling about “first date” not “all the small things.” Still blink 182

[@lucaslima-gr5bc]

It's my first time watching the podcast and at first sight I was worried if the podcast would be good, but damm, it was really entertaining, if they maintain this quality, they will get really big in no time. Happy for the boys

[@kristianhenson784]

boys i’m down bad and i’m binging ludwig videos and vods and it’s helping actually. hell yeah boys.

[@quinnijan6277]

Literally watching this podcast as I deal with a breakup

[@Christyphor]

I got called out, been going through it, and watching the yard has been helpful, appreciate y'all.

[@ashdenlilley9260]

I have never liked podcasts but I can't stop watching the yard!!

[@newacel9670]

Man I was working while watching this and the beeping when you were guessing had me sketching

[@benb5038]

I was like listening to this right after getting broken up with and thinking I don’t latch on to anything and then I legit watched like 5 of these episodes in a row

[@shampoo6235]

Same, but three months later

[@nicmains369]

Great re-enactment of a Blizzard Entertainment HR meeting, guys!

[@pepedantem1]

I feel personally attacked by the breakup section because my long term girlfriend broke up with me out of no where and now I’m hooked on The Yard

[@disgusting9458]

who's here searching for "doctor"

[@ClayVengeance]

me

[@ferretman0423]

Me

[@callumstonehouse8407]

Pretty sure it doesn't exist

[@Allfound12]

As someone who works in loss prevention, I absolutely love the shoplifting stories.

[@landongartner6129]

34:20 appreciate the salute

[@Xeebakou]

As someone who had the Reddit Recap song as my alarm for about 2 months, I am personally offended by this

[@michaeldinh2449]

It amazes me how you guys out perform expectations every time

[@Justins294]

Man I'm the guy binging trying to distract myself from my problems...thanks for the content guys

[@jegerhenriksen7288]

I really like that this podcast has timestamps

[@nolo2gogo]

this is an s tier episode we need to go back to this

[@kawsmelive5379]

I literally thought the Pepsi/CLG thing was gonna be something like "We gotta make changes... and we'll start with PEPSI!" or something.

[@9999viv]

oh my god the breakup thing is me I'm going back and rewatching all the eps lmfao i subbed to the patreon recently too and have been working my way back

[@danieljyron4090]

Hearing Slime complain about how social media influence is a bizarre hellscape is honestly cathartic.

[@MesserAaron13]

Now here I am, going through a breakup, and Ludwig content is the shit getting me through. Circle of life, baby!

[@callumstonehouse8407]

"wow! we are really in the sauce!" is genuinely one of my favourite bits from this show 💀💀

[@TheRenegadem]

Going through a quarantine and binging The Yard only to find 35:00 hurt, I'm gonna be honest. Thanks for the salutes guys, non-parasocially of course

[@leonth0tsky]

my current post-breakup media fixation is old clint stevens coin game streams. i'm glad this is a universal experience

[@MilHistoria]

PogU New Pod episode

[@a3z561]

Love the pod boys

[@Drawfield]

Color grading on the swing arm camera is top tier

[@DL-kl4zu]

New favourite pod

[@cadenisforeverbored1612]

ibr it does hit differently hearing you guys talk about getting lost in media in order to deal with a breakup and like. nodding along and being like. okay yes me anyways. and then lud straight saying it’s happening right now. it’s always happening boys.

[@haleyrhoades826]

As someone who is suffering from getting dumped. The salute was surreal lmao

[@mud1nabowl]

glad that at the end i got an allergy pill ad that said “cause the only thing dripping should be your style.”

[@hwlnd]

damn i forgot about this episode and when i first watched it i couldnt relate but now that im watching the whole series again, I salute you back boys :(