We flew 16,000 miles to record this episode… | The Yard

This week, the boys fly 15+ hours to land down under Sydney, Australia. Topics include America vs Australia, Andrew Tate, and how Slime is the saltiest mini-golf player of all time. (Episode 54)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:47 - bullying aiden
00:01:10 - soyjak syndney opera house
00:01:40 - welcome to the yard
00:01:50 - the boys met tricky mac
00:03:15 - slimes accents
00:03:35 - slime used a youtube comment to prove ludwig wrong
00:04:49 - ludwig plays geoguessr with sykkuno and makes a mistake...
00:06:30 - atrioc haters
00:08:10 - ludwig bumps into EE
00:09:25 - the boys talk about their time in australia so far
00:10:10 - aiden hands out laughs
00:11:17 - mr beast and his chocolate factory
00:11:54 - myth doesn't know who jerry seinfeld is
00:14:30 - ludwig nearly had a subathon incident on the flight
00:15:31 - troye sivan x qantas collab
00:17:10 - aidens mall story
00:19:15 - yan is a veteran
00:21:00 - slime screams & grunts in his own time
00:23:15 - flight stories
00:24:45 - i don't know whats happening
00:25:25 - back to the story
00:26:58 - aidens flying genes
00:28:45 - the schneiffel tower
00:30:05 - what is stored where in the body
00:31:35 - slimes new bit
00:33:20 - look at slime go
00:34:01 - the thornberry bit
00:35:03 - slime has been bothering nick whlist in australia
00:43:43 - juan-pilled
00:45:55 - andrew tate
00:50:54 - the mini-golf incident (ft. atrioc)
00:56:39 - dan benson
00:59:45 - aiden interviewing obama
01:00:40 - following on twitter
01:01:25 - nick yingling
01:02:42 - slime talks oil burners
01:05:00 - a family walks past
01:06:20 - public airbnb
01:08:15 - drinking age
01:11:30 - ludwig is built different
01:12:10 - we love you.
01:13:00 - australian slang
01:14:08 - nick meets chad from cold ones
01:16:18 - australian adverts
01:19:18 - australian toilets
01:20:53 - why did ludwig come to australia
01:21:20 - ludwig takes a COVID test
01:26:25 - the tim hortons embassy
01:26:43 - I did a thing wants the boys to eat some meats
01:29:05 - drake
01:29:26 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@mangosauce2918]

I like how Ludwig and Aiden frame the Sydney Opera house, while slime and nick frame a big orange trash can.

[@jordanpalma5975]

was thinkin the same thing. equal cinematic shots

[@runningshirtguy6429]

Yeah I didn’t know they were Astros fans

[@Neojhun]

That's a Rubbish Bin, to be location specific.

[@sebastianplank6466]

Trump’s visiting Australia?

[@dennis_s]

*TRASH TASTE TRASH TASTE TRASH TASTE TRASH TASTE TRASH TASTE TRASH TASTE TRASH TASTE*

[@Cm0N.]

Aiden’s the type of guy to wiggle his fingers and say “don’t mind if I do” before reaching into a box of donuts

[@kibblesnbits3174]

Fuck I do that

[@lechuga95]

.the kind of guy to have a coke reflex after drinking kool aid

[@fetusfirstofhisname]

So he drake now lol

[@dominoot2652]

Funny but I just don't think that's true that would be a red flag in a human, I refuse to accept that.

[@biggrocc19]

​@@lechuga95 this means nothing at all

[@anemoiacApache]

Can't think of a single time Lud flexed his English Degree and *didn't* follow it up with something completely wrong.

[@dochan2]

fr

[@gnm4]

years of this

[@jean-pierrecoffe6666]

Lud if you read this, WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

[@Mannydude96]

He was right last episode tho. Slime just stubborn

[@jean-pierrecoffe6666]

@@Mannydude96 No, to allude means to imply. Slime was right

[@dylanobrien1321]

“He was at the cringe compilation store, and he bought everything.” Is one of my favorite lines of the entire podcast.

[@cardrabitt1159]

Yeah, aiden seems like the kind of guy to laugh audibly at big mouth

[@princiedv]

Read this comment before watching the video. Thought it was one of those random funny comments just roasting Aiden for no reason. I cannot believe this was just factual information. Aiden really is cringe

[@MatthewKraber]

I’d feel so disrespected if someone said that to me💀

[@MasterCalvin45]

it’s funny man :(

[@DaAvedes]

@@MasterCalvin45 you should watch Human Resources as well, it’s great

[@Mommydrugs]

I started watching that show with no context and was extremely surprised to see the explicit masterbation scenes. I am scarred for life.

[@dessel5683]

i love the way slime describes how he thinks like its unique but its like "i don't like when things aren't fair" and "i want attention from my friends"

[@hulse.y]

Slime’s the kinda guy that gets found in hide and seek, gets mad and says “bro im not playing!” then starts crying

[@crumbcricket]

Weirdly accurate

[@FirstLast-vv6lv]

Actually true

[@biggrocc19]

no he isn't he is a strong person

[@Aru_Violet354]

666

[@xXSmileDip360Xx]

Aiden being so fed up he eats the microphone, and then they stop him like he’s a puppy eating something it shouldn’t is one of my all time favorite yard moments. 30:05

[@geckogeico2212]

I imagine that would have been hilarious as an audio only listener

[@Whatismusic123]

Aiden is the type of guy to pick up every hitchhiker he passes

[@heat_death7]

and then find out they're murderers, but somehow not get murdered

[@yeticrab.]

@@heat_death7 and he’d casually ask them about their life story and how they got in murderin’

[@hamoiq908]

@@yeticrab. yeah and then he’d drop them off st their destination without doing anything about it being like ahh what a nice guy

[@Hobby_Technology]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME I'M HOBBY TECHNOLOGY Also this Gizmo Gadgets guy knows just as much as you Ludwig, I'm an ASU student I know your secrets

[@jannes3290]

Best thing is "à propos" is French and not Latin so Lud would've embarrassed himself if slime knew that

[@empyreum6869]

It's a romance language which comes from Latin which thereby is also referred to as a Latin language. I think he said that since he didn't graduate in a romance language even though he can speak French. It a joke!

[@jannes3290]

@@empyreum6869 22:59 he literally says "It's a Latin word", if he said "It's a phrase from a Latin language" you would be correct.

[@egglegg505]

in romanian its "apropo"

[@empyreum6869]

@@jannes3290 You're right! I guess i read the situation wrong. Still kinda funny tho, if this is what he meant.

[@evanhodgson3380]

@@empyreum6869 bro is the first commenter to be able to admit being wrong. Props to you

[@Subpar1224]

To be fair, Atrioc after realizing EE had won over a really small streamer that the 50k would've helped, and after he saw the clip of Miz basically begging for it to be fair and have no cheating, apologized and said he didn't know the whole situation and it was really heartfelt

[@Brett10H]

Also according to Atrioc when he met Mizkif during Mogul Money life Miz said he has moved on

[@dexterrkk3711]

Yeah not knowing mizkif well i had the same reaction of like doesn’t that guy thrive in drama that sounds like that was bound to happen then i watched his video and was like, “oh he actually cares about this.” And changed my mind

[@alxndrthree]

@@dexterrkk3711 honestly heartbreaking to see passion projects derailed by people, i felt really bad for mizkif after having watched him talk about it :/

[@Natty11100]

Atrioc actually helped miz get over it, after he saw atriocs reaction he felt bad and stopped talking about it

[@zacharyzwigart4455]

Big A started tearing up about it. The glizzy hands man has a heart.

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

18:16 ”we have straighties they have tradies” is such an underrated line from Nick, god damn

[@JadonTheEternal]

The whole "balls are the dick of the butt" part was deadly for me, I was watching in my office with a coworker in a meeting beside me and I almost lost in laughing out loud. The Yard boys never let me down

[@alleyholt7051]

In case anyone’s curious, the “mouth bumps” Nick is talking about are called mucous cysts or mucoceles. You’re not supposed to pick at them in the same way people say not to pick at acne but they’re pretty harmless

[@c0diz]

but BUT they’re really satisfying to pop

[@Joshx2415]

Slime was right about the use of 'alluded' but after seeing how fast his confidence on accents shot up after 1 compliment I don't think we can give it to him

[@uninterestedcat8429]

He was saying ill not all tho, thst was what was fucking with ludwig i think

[@GigiRuffa]

Nothing I crave more for then Slime speaking in accents and making an ass of himself

[@iDr3aM]

“Ain’t gunna say hi to me?” giving the same energy as the “where’s my hug?” guy.

[@iHatebreed]

100%

[@Amir_Sharon]

Just flew to the Czech republic, and the pilot did it in a straight shot! We missed the airport completely and crashed into mountains. So many died horrible deaths...

[@glitched2797]

Woo! Straight shot 😎

[@mrkncd]

It's not the destination, it's the journey.

[@davidkoresh8933]

I hear it’s beautiful there

[@gusn4652]

i heard the food is amazing there!

[@go10thousand.]

How is it there?

[@720logan2]

aiden shoving the mic in his mouth was unreasonably funny

[@xXSmileDip360Xx]

A bit so funny I come back to it every now and then, pure chaos

[@zomotw4482]

1:28:50 is a clip that I would show to someone who hasn’t seen the yard to explain what the podcast is about

[@monotoneexcitement]

This episode feels like The Yard at their most unhinged, something about the Aussie air has gotta be messing with their brains out there.

[@centor111]

Fuck oath we got good air down here

[@pyroflame04]

Infinitely cleaner than LA air

[@hamoiq908]

@@centor111 it is the best air

[@CreaturesLetsFail]

I love how Aiden Pogged into the microphone instead of the camera xD

[@papa_zay.]

24:45 is easily my favorite section of any episode

[@nathanwashington9784]

Nick soyjacking in the camera while ludwig is trying to tell his flying story is hilarious

[@koloss8656]

Absolutely phenomenal episode. When Slime spoke, i instantly began to quake in my boots.

[@pwilll]

I absolutely love it when any youtuber ever does the soyjack pointing thumbnail. There's just something about the face and pose that I find exceedingly hilarious

[@ShaunCheah]

This is me but with "I forgor 💀"

[@lf3boss]

good god damn this is one of the most chaotic ones yet "He went to the cringe compilation store and bought everything" 10/10

[@reyviival9422]

7:57 that aged like a fine wine

[@JulianCedar]

First time watching this episode and hearing Aiden not knowing who Andew Tate was makes me yearn for those days of peace

[@drunksocks]

happy to have a new episode of the pod to listen to whilst i’m in hospital, spent the last two days feeling shit but being cheered up by you guys, thanks for the laughs!

[@DeadInside-dv8pv]

💜🖤💜🖤

[@jamieheald]

get well soon!!

[@YaGeezSkiz]

Sorry to hear that but lifehack if you plug the beeping machine into your bed then it reclines back and forth to the beat of the beep ask your practitioner to do it

[@PoroThresh]

So far, this is my favorite podcast. “Please put the suck on you before your children.” This whole episode is a goldmine.

[@LeonMassey]

14:41 This is the first time I've heard someone from the americas say wank and not have it sound abhorrent. Great job.

[@masterdkdk]

Slime's snore noise at 1:11:54 is the best imitiation of a snore noise I've ever heard

[@ian4487]

Troye Sivan being brought up on this podcast has to be one of the most unexpected crossovers ever lol

[@trixiedavies9311]

Never felt more isolated as a girl viewer than none of the guys knowing Troye Sivan (who IS Australian btw)

[@amohamoud3992]

TRULY

[@creatingdistractions]

Seriously don’t know why I get so excited for this podcast, y’all are dumb, but I love it every time.

[@vqs2920]

We are friends we are all friends you are my friend this is why its enjoyable because we know them and they know us

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Its cuz they the boysss, 😂 theyre just a happy part of the week

[@woodwest11]

I hate watching your podcast at work I'm sitting at my desk everyone around me is quietly building their parts and I just start chuckling trying to contain my laughter and everyone looks over at me like I'm a psychopath while slime tells me that I'm a psychopath for enjoying things on the internet

[@thebuzz567]

Slime is unhinged this episode

[@ryanrose2812]

They kind of skipped over it, but the Guilty Gear beat joke was a 10/10, deep cut and I respect it

[@jo-lg.2458]

I have never laughed harder watching the pod than everyone dunking on Ludwig while he tries to tell his plane story.

[@JxqGames]

i hope slime isn’t actually trying to do crack lmao reminds me of the redditor who documented how he wanted to try heroin purely out of curiosity and how his life was completely destroyed after

[@kyle123860]

Yeah it would be a pretty shitty thing to do. I'd probably cut a friend off if they tried crack. A bit too unhinged

[@ravenarwal2815]

I'm too yard pilled now, I thought Aiden meant his magic wand when he said "extremely cut" 58:23

[@mootwo_]

danny's got that red rocket

[@jw6877]

Slime leaving the mini golf and going home is such an ADHD-related mood - the neurodivergent urge to pick up and go when the vibe is ruined and it's just gonna make you angrier and angrier to stay! Not saying it's the best way to handle it lol, but as someone with ADHD I was like 'oh I can see me doing that'

[@ShaunCheah]

I once stepped out of a moving car (it was rolling to a stop at a traffic light, so not as bad as it could've been) and walked the rest of the way to a family dinner because I didn't like how my siblings ganged up on me when I complained about the TV being too loud sometimes.

[@Affrayer]

just finish a single thought PLEASE holy fuck. the overlapping interruptions where goddamn unhinged in this one.

[@arkain1]

Hahaha, I accepted long ago that the first half hour of every episode is just the boys yelling and roasting each other. The actual podcast don't really start until that weekly ritual is out of the way.

[@Affrayer]

@@arkain1 that's fair lol. And normally it doesn't tilt me as much but for some reason this one just seemed extra chaotic 😂

[@arkain1]

@@Affrayer I get you, it does gets annoying at times for me too. Back and forth banter is good, but people cutting each other off before any point could be made is just a waste of time for everyone. MrBeast was visibly annoyed to witness that chaotic first half hour in his episode. 🤣

[@antyxwg]

When slime said shadow the hedgehog, I suddenly realized that the Sydney Opera House kinda looks like giant underwater white Sonic

[@arkain1]

With so many people descended on Sydney that week for the Smash event, I'm surprised the boys didn't bring anyone on as special guest for this episode!

[@itabealea]

This has got to be my favorite episode of s1. Pure comedy gold

[@specialmonkey68]

Slime doesn't have up to date Roald Dahl lore; Violet Beauregarde is the one who turns into a berry. Veruca Salt is the one who gets sent down the trash chute by squirrels.

[@nbshftr]

Roald Dahl fans:

[@blueberry1357]

This pod hits my brain directly in every way I need

[@Herodood]

The audio version is always good, but I think there’s just jokes you can’t get without the video. Nick is goated

[@shadvocaloidlove]

The I don't know what's happening section is the most chaotic I've seen the pod in awhile and I love it

[@barnabasbf5417]

Huge fan of the longer bits > smaller jokes that kinda don’t lead to anything. Love the set for this one boys

[@colinhilleary2001]

this was a great episode, i enjoyed every minute of it

[@koloss8656]

i actually enjoyed every second of it

[@dreamman5588]

What's up with the bots? They're everywhere

[@ShaunCheah]

@@dreamman5588 They drive up KZbin's metrics so there's not really an incentive for the corpo to get rid of them. More comments is taken to mean more engagement which allows them to drive up prices when selling to advertisers.

[@lewisgilliland5049]

33:20 As a certified Australian, Aiden is bang on with the pronunciation of Melbourne. We don't talk properly; don't try immitate the accent and call it Melbin xxx

[@elizabethr.9359]

This episode was chaotic and I loved every minute of it

[@maxw3119]

Dude slime must’ve had some caffeine or something before this episode. Loved the energy and the interactions between everyone! Great episode!

[@nicolasdahbar637]

He had coke

[@mrkncd]

@@nicolasdahbar637 definitely

[@redline297]

He's got a coffee in his hand

[@maxw3119]

@@redline297 lmao that makes sense. I didn’t even realize

[@playin4power]

A day with a new episode of the yarn is always a good day

[@conrspowrt6691]

14:30 never thought I would hear a guilty gear beat joke from slime but I’m glad we’re in this timeline

[@artbybreannadeis]

I was having an anxiety attack while watching the Yard (unrelated) and I swear to god the fact that Myth did the perfect Jerry Seinfeld as the bee from Bee movie made me laugh so hard my anxiety went away 😂💀 thanks for always cheering me up guys ❤️ from your only female viewer

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Lol i mean i have long hair, im kinda close to a female 🤣

[@melissahalle8398]

2nd

[@dropAE]

@@melissahalle8398 bro u really bragging about being 2nd on a comment with 8 likes

[@melissahalle8398]

@@dropAE no just saying I’m the second girl fan

[@Nothing.nobody.]

Third female here Where's the last one tho?

[@ribbonchu]

Episodes like this week are why I just can't do audio only. slime continuing to be best of pod

[@Maria_745]

No one has an attention span this episode and it's great

[@swift_Dlc]

Slime: *leaves mini golf on the first hole* Also slime: “let me be me”

[@JohnDoe-px4bq]

this is my favorite ep visually, love the opera house point bit

[@Neo-Fish]

I like that around 24 minutes in the time stamp is just listed as “I don’t know what’s happening” as the podcast delves into chaos

[@TheDoomer80]

Slime: "I'm playing Guilty Gear how much I beat, bro." Alright that's it. Slime is the best one on the pod. No contest

[@bloodwolf2609]

always has been

[@bigbomba3180]

Wow, this is the last place I'd expect to hear how zeke from wizards is doing, and I'm happy to hear it. He was fantastic on the show

[@aircatcher6891]

This episode is so chaotic it's fantastic

[@gagekennedy6026]

god the slime and nick frame where nick is whipping and slime is just reverberating im crying

[@JohnDoe-px4bq]

damn nick's "these are my four factors" go hard fr fr he a real one! 😤😤😤😤

[@pilzz03]

i love that ludwig always flexes his french and can't even recognise that apropos is french

[@justjillie6391]

Slime’a energy is CRAZY in this ep 😂😂😂

[@catgoverning1066]

Ludwig wearing the small circle glasses saying “I love you” is how you know he has become the villain

[@cambacarella3710]

Hearing slime "the degenerate gambler" say "Things that are unfair make me mad" over mini gold with his friends. was something else man

[@sulliminivan1]

This is quite possibly the best yard episode ever. I loved every moment of it.

[@sirhammie]

That rooftop sun had ya'll supercharged. Love it.

[@nicholasrosella2952]

33:20 As an Australian, Aiden's explination of how to say "Melbourne" is actually the most accurate explination I've heard. Also, as someone with an abysmal sense of humor, I would like to go on record and say that I though Slime's accent bit from a few episodes ago was hilarious

[@chacewp]

that guilty gear "beat" analogy by slime was godlike and it deserves more praise

[@anya_sc]

Troye Sivan definitely Australian, he was born in South Africa but grew up in Perth.

[@lp4059]

I couldnt stop laughing at slime ubering home at mini golf lmaoooooo

[@mcgillicuddy]

Just finished watching last weeks Patreon ep, perfect timing

[@MALOCHSKATES]

"roscoe's chicken and eiffels" is so funny

[@nik_ms]

this episode was overwhelming but in a good way

[@TauntsForDays]

Revisitting this, dear lord the drunk Aimen "what do you mean name one" in response to himself in the intro video was so funny for some reason

[@r44bb98]

LMAOOOO Archie big W on the camera editing for the "Veruca Salt" bit

[@liandryss905]

I love how Trash Taste and The Yard viewers are merging. Both incredible podcasts with shit ton of funny stories and adventures from a good set of lads. Cheers guys!

[@MaxD.]

What a fever dream of an episode

[@nataliejean2412]

25:28 I paused to try to quit laughing and stopped right at Nick soyjack pointing at the Opera House, which only sent me into a bigger laughing fit. Every Frame A Meme.

[@kaylananninga6432]

Slime and Nick were definitely on something this episode.

[@TheViolism]

Would anyone else want to see a jcs style breakdown of slime? Or is it just me?

[@annav2780]

It will never not be funny that Aimen is a good-looking, nice, seemingly well adjusted (except that one time he peed on the floor) man and yet he gets bullied the most of anyone out of the whole group. *Before anyone comes for me for calling it bullying, I mean like in the way friends bully each other not like #omgwehavetosavepoorbabyaimen

[@geckogeico2212]

You should DM him about that

[@Ace-tb3kr]

I woke up looking for the pod and was sad it wasn't there and five minutes later here it is perfect timing

[@mitchsonix7298]

Locked my screen forgot bout it four hours. Opened up yt on a lud notification realized watch love back to the boys in the front yard ah what an evening

[@fatpeacock9064]

thank god they put in the effort to flip the cameras the right way up

[@griffo7893]

The part where aiden brought up Kyrie Irving was actually insane

[@SophSleepyTimes]

Don't let him find this

[@doomslayer577]

I love Nicks little favourite song at the end

[@Lucy-wy9tq]

aiden's schneiffel tower bit is the closest hes flow towards adam friedland's ordering a macbook at an italian resturant excuse when he didnt get a breakfast sandwhich for stav

[@awaspow]

actually went to australia and didnt have a podcast with nemo that's crazzzyyyyy

[@jesuisfudgeman874]

soyjaking the Sydney opera house within the first 2 minutes of the episode. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@mschuhler]

the "i dont know what's happening" bit has got to be top 5 funniest holy shit

[@tgg_music2]

Never stop this podcast. Please.