Things I Bought at Sheetz: The Return

Things I Bought at Sheetz is a food review/quiz show wrought by Dwight Slappe and Justin McElroy. #TIBAS
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[@scruffybuddha]

“7 years. What’d I miss?” “OJ died” fucking killed me

[@shaunock]

"Some mask stuff" was great too.

[@LAAZERZONE]

the juice...

[@Ybeetus]

My tummy hurts and my face is bright red, this joke nearly took me out

[@th3g00se]

It's so funny that of all the things he could have mentioned in the past 7 years, he went with the thing that happened a week ago.

[@user-lv7xy8bp8g]

it's the end of an era...

[@jarodanderson9745]

Finally. Seven years of "pre-show" McElroy content. Finally the main event is BACK!

[@2goblinsinatrenchcoat]

This comment is sorely underrated

[@misterdoctor9693]

@@2goblinsinatrenchcoat Not by me, dingleberry!

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

I love how the closeups are selfie shot even though they’re clearly both there and could help film each other

[@AlternateHoney]

You're so right

[@justintriumphant]

Ok no that was a choice, for art

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

@@justintriumphant oh no dw I said I love it I saw ur vision, but the people needed to be made aware of the cinematography on display in this great return

[@drm857]

​​it's remarkable how we're so used to mass produced slop that when we see TRUE ART, we're left in awe. the mise en scene, it's... breathtaking.

[@jarodanderson9745]

Fungalore heard my wish... (Possibly unrelated to wish coming true.)

[@ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

Heard chef

[@blackcatbard]

me, a huntington native, jumpscared by The Arch

[@Hookokokkokoko]

Of all the renowned series to be filmed on a Game Boy Printer, this is the one I'm currently watching.

[@colinkilz7277]

haters will say the CGI was too much but I feel like it was just the right amount

[@radiantburrito]

Finally, us Things I Bought At Sheetz-heads have been awarded for our long awaited patience. Today is a truly beautiful day.

[@frozenbean]

Wait, if Dwight was in the wilderness for 7 years, does that mean Taste of Luxury isn't canon?

[@kylefox2397]

Maybe more of a Mcelverse situation

[@laurafrakinroslin]

It was recorded earlier than when we got it because it was originally meant for Quibi so it’s earlier in the timeline

[@tinybadastronaut]

It was all just a mass fever-dream

[@Viniter]

Different Dwight

[@SusiLarew]

Was the Dwight in ToL an imposter?!

[@bryanparry4503]

Now, more than ever, it’s time for Things I Bought At Sheetz

[@kylefox2397]

This return knocked my ass right off my face

[@meleecomics]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN, and the woods, and on a sidewalk outside of sheetz.

[@MadisonCawker]

Dude the amount of times I've referenced "healthy boy wednesdays" to blank stares over the years - WELCOME BACK!

[@NoukSilver]

I had the TIBAS theme tune in my head for the past week, and now I finally know what it meant. The universe was preparing me. I'm still not ready.

[@selinaheinen5387]

It’s giving 2008 KZbin nostalgia

[@valkyriedevoss8545]

The "Library Section" and Justin's very soft "rude" *got* me XD Incredible to see the band back together, thank y'all for this.

[@isaacarnold6264]

I moved to NC two years ago. We didn't have sheetz in TX, so this series was my first intro to it way back when. Now, literally every time I pass a Sheetz, I sing the song.

[@siobhangyulay6331]

Oh HELL yeah team Slappe and McElroy make the fans happy and full of joy! Let’s go boys!! Sheetz is so back!!!

[@crescentfresh8001]

Oh man, I hope they announce a Things I Bought at Sheetz Blu-Ray release to commemorate this stunning return. Finally, a revival bigger than Frasier.

[@sindex]

"Do you wanna just go to Sheetz?" "A different Sheetz?" 😂

[@northwall9243]

NO WAY! IT'S BACK!? Strap me in baby, I can't believe it's been 7 years. Back with some of the finest crediting in KZbin history. Phenomenal stuff lads

[@JumpingSpider37]

This has early 00’s homemade movie vibes and I love it

[@markholdgate]

I need Justin to go to a motion capture studio and get that righteous running style immortalized digitally.

[@gurusloth]

I wept tears of joy upon your return; then, afterward, I cried out in anguish that there was no Sheetz within 17 minutes of my home.

[@storytellersd]

I love how a bunch of dingleberries are going to think dingleberry isn't a sick burn.

[@mnemosyned]

Of course it is. They had to censor it off Bluey.

[@Namisar]

I'm a west coast peep. We don't have Sheetz. First time I was in Pittsburgh, visiting a old girlfriend, I insisted we stop at the Sheetz and was incensed that she lived next to one and thought it was 'just a gas station' I'm happy I was schooled before my very first visit. Magical place

[@wandre_canada]

It's BACK! No baby beats the old man!

[@mattbachmann4311]

Just when we needed them most, they returned.

[@Milkex]

No waaay! my dream has come true! I love that Dwight was in the mbmbam made-for-Seeso TV show as an employee of The father-in-law, and no one ever referenced it.

[@dylanlebeau4832]

"It's too many digits."

[@DeathnoteBB]

I can’t recognize him outside of a Sheetz environment

[@NO-uv6pd]

This is history. I have been waiting for this moment.

[@plodiN3]

All you can eat rocks is a great deal at any price really.

[@oliver9549]

The thumbnail for this video is perfectly unhinged

[@SuddenlyPants]

I have desperately missed content edited on windows movie maker, 10/10 boys can't wait for more

[@casualflight3359]

"...Theres my guy"

[@FTBains]

RIP Dwight’s tooth Dwight’s childhood - 2024 May we take comfort in its memory.

[@akedojune]

RETURN OF THE KINGS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@reeksantorum]

this is the greatest thing to happen to me all year

[@CapuchinMonkey1]

My town is finally building a sheetz and while we don't need another gas station I did develop a taste for halfway decent gas station food thanks to Kwik Trip. Nothing here has even come close, but I think Sheetz may finally fill that void in my gut.

[@hardyworld]

What a drop! This will be tops on the trending page in minutes! Best Show on the Internet has returned!

[@taylormerrill7186]

Now this is the old school public broad casting channel level stuff I come her for. I’m gonna miss those naked gun movies

[@HappyHyperHuggieNini]

I never doubted for a minute Thought the opening was going to segue into you showing off the Sheetz card game

[@shockofthenew]

This is art.

[@shockofthenew]

The visible lapel mics elevate it to high art.

[@TheFrenchtheLlama]

Today is my birthday, thank you for the best birthday gift, bringing back the best show

[@adamk2459]

This is it, this is the thing that's gonna turn it ALL around!

[@jennareynolds1403]

FINALLY a new entrant in the series I care most about in the mcelroyverse

[@davidhobson8419]

I can't express how excited I am for this show to be back. Of the vast empire of McElroy content, TIBAS tickles me the most 😂

[@surfingowl9646]

Yes! We need more of this. All the Emmys and Oscars, even have a Grammy for this

[@spiritatmachspeed6113]

I do love how the only thing worthwhile to fill Dwight in on is OG.

[@sdebord8707]

To be fair, if someone told me about covid after I’d been gone for 7 years, I would assume they were kidding

[@snrkbol]

I'M SO HAPPY THIS IS BACK!!!!!!

[@donotworried]

It’s a dream come true ❤ welcome back Dwight!

[@bciullo]

THANK YOU for the font attribution. It's like you read my mind.

[@smooto]

ive never clicked on a notification so quickly

[@WarningWildGinger]

YEAH!!! I LOVED THIS BIT FROM JUSTIN'S CHANNEL IM SO EXCITED!!

[@ED-uh5eq]

Hip hip hooray, healthy boy Wednesday is back!

[@drumbarpuncture]

Ironically I too thought of The Mask when Justin said "mask stuff"

[@sandraseven495]

LEGENDS ONLY ‼️ 💯💯 GLAD TO HAVE IT BACK ‼️ I'm dying at dwight's sheetz. Did you guys just have that many copies of your book lying around 💀💀

[@coven14]

I love that we're bringing back editing in Windows Movie Maker

[@H4L3YxLUNA]

Cinema is BACK BABY!!!

[@Viniter]

Comeback of the decade!

[@CubedDimensions]

Every Wednesday as I'm eating i sing hip hip hurray for healthy boy Wednesday

[@Superflydanfry]

Just last week I rewatched TIBAS wondering if it would ever return... Welcome back

[@ananananabop]

Yeah!!! You guys both look so nice; Love Dwight’s silky hair blowing in the wind, and Justin’s cool outfit.

[@LutherFlannery]

This is a profound evolution of the bit

[@TandemTuba]

I remember finding Things I Bought at Sheetz like 3 days after it ended originally. So count me hyped as heck.

[@lazydaysofsummer5001]

I have been waiting for this for years!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@totalspiffage]

YES!!!!! My roommate and i watch the old episodes all the time, and this is just what we needed!!!!

[@maxcasteel2141]

TIBaS is easily in my top 5 most rewatched shows. This is huge.

[@Nono-hk3is]

HOLY SHIT DWIGHT IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, YOU MAD LAD!!

[@DoctorWheeze5351]

I can't believe Dwight has been experiencing Bij for the last 7 years in the Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game.

[@AlexLeMire]

THE SHEETZ BOYS ARE BACK, IT'S LIKE YOU NEVER LEFT

[@samuelpierce7664]

Yes! And nice board game collection

[@tareninja]

Thank you for this gift. I needed this.

[@shaec8342]

Dwight getting Justin to sing the song was such a satisfying BFF moment lol the whole video I was like "😢is he not gonna say it..."

[@kylewalt907]

return of the king

[@Carriedeeznutz]

This was the absolute last thing I expected to pop up today 😌

[@mackmpls]

Thanks, Juice and Dwight. This delights me.

[@BingbongDeNiro]

I tell you this, that I got absolute goddamn full-blown Crypt Keeper spine-tingling chills. Eyes welling up with tears. Sheetz Freakz We RIZE

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Yay! I was thinking about this show the other day. Under appreciated gem

[@davidgedlinskeiii6421]

Back at it again! Welcome home Dwight! You didn't miss much.

[@cdutson]

7 years was the right amount of time to make this really land.

[@graceblocher8924]

The fact that this came across my recommended while I was enjoying a tasty Sheetz meal really made it special

[@qpMedley]

RETURN OF THE KING! And TIBAS!!

[@ColinColby]

That IS a good deal!

[@AgentGoob]

I have thought about Things I Bought at Sheetz every day for 7 years. Im so happy

[@SanguineBanker]

Justin - Looking good my man. Dwight? Nice. 😎

[@samuelpierce7664]

I would love more with Justin and Dwight please

[@crein6012]

I missed this skit so much! And the song!

[@GarronimosWife]

The library section was so uncalled for 😂

[@ziggydeutsch2196]

The cinematography is great. The jokes hit home. It's time for Things I Bought at Sheetz to take America by storm

[@bigworldsmallperson]

finally, finally they're back. amazing. incredible.

[@LoverOfMuch]

Justin barely holding back his laughter in the last shot 😂

[@Spo8]

Even from a split second appearance, I'd know that TNG board game anywhere. Yes, Captain Kavok!

[@SusiLarew]

Please sirs, I crave TIBaS every day. I need more.

[@ShowFizzle]

This is impeccable timing! I literally just rewatched all of things i bought at sheetz and was missing it so much. I know he didn't necessarily grant it, but thank you Fungalore!

[@pierresmee4769]

Love this.. ! no further explanation necessary.. thanks!

[@MariaThereseC]

first dan and phil crafts now things i bought at sheetz…. we are SO back

[@GHDEFIANT]

I've been waiting for this for years!

[@AlternateHoney]

Excited for the episode next week

[@jo-kneebrew4512]

This is the best birthday present ever!!! I'm so happy! Nothing can top my birthday now!