Things I DON'T LIKE About GERMANY! (As a British person)

So I've been living in Germany for quite a while now and a couple of things have started to get on my nerves... so I decided to make a silly animation about it! :D
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[@god3485]

In Germany we put our windows at Kipp and i think that’s beautiful

[@main6637]

it truly is

[@grxh6633]

Wait do they not have that in britain

[@god3485]

Grxh nope

[@evaderxx117]

Nein, Stichwort Stoßlüften!

[@grxh6633]

@@god3485 oh my god these poor men

[@eliaseis6093]

Yeah, the "Deutschebahn" is a meme in Germany. xD

[@slyyyth762]

Man sagt wenn jemand zu spät kommt: "Du bist langsamer als die Deutsche Bahn"

[@missmischi6667]

@@slyyyth762 ich glaube er versteht unsere sprache nicht

[@schmockonaut4843]

Berliner Flughafen...

[@pia4370]

@@schmockonaut4843 xD der deutsche Insider

[@handelnick6840]

@@slyyyth762 Das sagt eigentlich niemand lmao

[@mysterious_froggy]

The other day my history teacher gave me an assignment to write about my culture. I asked my mom what our culture was (because I have never come to a point in my life where I need to know that-) and she replied with "Oh. I'm part German and French. But Germany sucks so just talk about France." that was so out of context

[@xaraxaltaris34]

How dare she put the french over the wonderful Germany!

[@mysterious_froggy]

@@xaraxaltaris34 ikr?? It was so sad and I didn't know how to respond lol

[@shizukagozen777]

@@xaraxaltaris34 I hope you're just kidding.

[@nataliemorett1911]

*insert all quiet at the western front movie here*

[@mimolettemeow7166]

France haves baguettes, Germany haves beer, France's SNCF is arguably worse than German Deutsche Bahn, particularly in Nord-Pas de Calais

[@TheDankBoi69]

Chipflake: there are 6 ways to say "the" Me: * laughs in "el la los las"*

[@urmomshusband9299]

*eheh* der, die, das, deren, dessen, dem, den, des

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

Mood

[@feddlebag]

@@urmomshusband9299 honorable mentions: ein, eine, einen

[@retrohipster1060]

And then there are the Japanese.. with desu. Just Desu. Lol of course they have a billion ways of saying everything else, but it is funny how all encompassing desu is. Haha

[@AcrylicFox]

​@@feddlebagAnother honorable mention: dein deine deinen

[@karlvx1000]

Not just any "train-app", the DEUTSCHE BUNDESBAHN NAVIGATOR

[@pgreg8528]

It's not the Bundesbahn since 1994. It's just DIE DEUTSCHE BAHN. East Germany before 1994 had DIE REICHSBAHN

[@Wildcard71]

The Reichsbahn only survived because of the Berlin treaty.

[@My_gatt_is_ballin]

No scp 666 am

[@RaidonSat]

i like ur PROFILBILD

[@philiplongle7040]

Dafuq hentai?

[@-Lazy]

EVERYONE IN GERMANY knows this ONE rule!!: DB ALWAYS comes late! (German train company)

[@alexanimate5906]

True

[@Israel_will_prevail]

Lmao I have been in Germany, the train is late maybe in a minute, here in Israel if the train comes 20 minutes late everyone are surprised that it came so early

[@alexanimate5906]

@@Israel_will_prevail lmao sorry dude love frome germany ✌

[@Israel_will_prevail]

@@alexanimate5906 liebe zurück aus Israel ;)

[@norbertfleck812]

Unless you rely on the train being late ... Then the train will be exactly in time.

[@donaldtrumpscat2443]

In germany we don't say "sorry the train was late for some reason, apparently they had technical difficulties", we say "Deutsche Bahn" and I think that's beautiful

[@OverflowOfRiverClan]

I’m learning German in school, and just completed my first year. All I have to say is… ….this is heckin’ relatable! It’s a hard language to learn but it’s fun at the same time. Except for all the umm…”the’s”.

[@creepy08]

So ist das halt

[@lordtylus9262]

If there were a talking cat walking in a supermarket I would stare regardless of which language they speak :-)

[@arcticfoxguy]

They do exist It’s called a fursuit

[@arandomguy5272]

Imagine a furry walking around screaming in anger German.

[@arcticfoxguy]

A random guy lol

[@sparkyboi4387]

A random guy that would be scary and weird

[@lenzonossyrer6868]

My brother was in England with his class . They just spoke German tho random people and filmed it. Best clip of my life!

[@slyfoxyandalifesaver]

Chip:"Public transport..." Me: *deep breath in* Southern Rail!

[@aryadroettning836]

I totally agree. I'm German and I thought our trains were awful... until I had to go from London to Guilford on my own. /Owo\ I have never had a more unpleasant experience with public transport.

[@solarsatan9000]

@@aryadroettning836 then dont go to guilford it's a shitwhole

[@aryadroettning836]

@@solarsatan9000 if you need to because you live in bloody Loxwood in West Sussex you kinda have to... unless you want to take a train to London from Billingshurst that takes an hour to Guilford and then 30 min to London while Guilford is a 30 min drive🙈

[@gIuri-]

The "auf geht's!" At the start was actually pretty good

[@gIuri-]

05:26 i understand this but things like "Currywurst", "Leberkäs'Weckle", "Spätzle" or "Laugenstange/Knoten" or even "Brezeln" are pretty German only. Sure you can find them in other countries too, but not in the same way. (Btw im German)

[@pleasedontpanic4.2]

In Germany we don't say "You have to learn that" we say "Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts aus dem Schlaf reiße muss das im Halbschlaf wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen" and I think that is beautiful

[@geraldlang6537]

Every teacher be like:

[@DK-ke7on]

Jeder Lehrer einfach

[@abcde1071]

Das sagt mein Mathe Lehrer immer.

[@cantDestroyer69]

Truee

[@ximpel0]

Oh yeah my english teacher

[@AlexThePharaoh]

"German in the title" Germans in the comments: *it's free real estate*

[@pick_up_haselnuss7250]

AHAHAHA Im a austiran xD

[@Happyyyyyyyyyyy]

please get out of this comment section this comment section is now owned by the german republik

[@crystalz1839]

Lol I’m G e r m a n but I forgot my language after learning English ;-;

[@69x95]

Guten tag

[@supercellfreak3627]

@@69x95 guten Tag auch zu dir

[@vincemerrit9226]

Honestly, I am also learning Deutsch, it's kind of hard when it comes to grammar, but other than it, it's great. Also, I love your accent, it's a mix of British and German, it sounds great. I am proud of you.

[@Broockle]

I grew up with German and I don't understand the Grammar at all... tho English Grammar is relatively nonexistent in comparison so I'm not sure which I prefer 😆 English is simpler for the most part.

[@soggywheatthins7506]

I completely expected you to use the netflix part as a transition into a sponsorship

[@janman1110333]

There once was a saying in Germany: In time, just like the German trains. It got sarcastic over the years.

[@Blemonade1]

Mittlerweile sagen wir "pünktlich wie die Maurer". Seit wann sind Maurer eigentlich für ihre Pünktlichkeit berühmt?

[@deusexmachina5769]

@@Blemonade1 Seit es die Bahn nicht mehr ist.

[@axetrotl9203]

@@deusexmachina5769 In Bayern kommt die Bahn halt fast ne halbe Stunde zu spät xd

[@fabriziodini5806]

You should see Italian train schedules

[@axetrotl9203]

Is it even bader there?

[@cpukiller3600]

Lidl and Aldi are not supermarkets in the traditional sense. They are "Discounters". They try to be very cheap by offering only basic groceries. Kaufland, Rewe, Edeka, Real etc are real Supermarktes. But they are probably still relatively small compared to other countries XD

[@kaedeshirakawa1979]

kommt denke ich auch drauf an wie groß die einzelnen Läden sind. Der Real bei mir hat eigentlich einen großteil von allem was du dir vorstellen kannst. 1 Stadt weiter ist ein real der so groß ist wie ein netto um die ecke.

[@jonas4790]

But u can get everything u need there...even more lol

[@mikebanzai163]

Actually england doesnt have thaaat big supermarkets, the biggest one I saw was Tesco and its not bigger then Real in germany

[@Lilopad]

As someone whos lived half my life in germany and half in Britain... my local tescos in England is almost as big as the ikea is and all the other big chain supermarkets were big enough to get properly lost in with 30 aisles... every single German supermarket I've been to so far has no more than 5-6 aisles which are much smaller

[@andreasb1352]

@@Lilopad most likely those are decending from the former Kolonialwarenläden (now often EDEKA) or Tante-Emma-Laden, which all are fairly small. there are quite big stores around, though not in all you are allowed to shop without owning a business (i.e. Metro, C+C and similar). In Munich there is VM, which is bigger than many Walmart stores in the US, also Real and Kaufland (Lidl subsidiary) usually are very big shops. I would compare them with a typical Tesco. On the other hand, I have been to Saintsbury in Cambridge and that store was quite tiny, basically just one aisle. So, I guess it always depends what you are looking for. a discounter will only have limited variety but sell fairly cheap (actually not really), whereas in a "full-sortiment-store" (Vollsortimenter) you can buy pretty much everything and are able to order specifics if you would like to (just talk to the manager, they are usually happy to order specials for you). This is, however, only based on my knowledge when I worked in an Edeka during my university years.

[@fullmetaltheorist]

2:44 "Hey Cat sauce. Michael here."

[@samibinol]

…where are your paws?

[@commonerscoffee.]

chip: articles me: *visible anger*

[@Schambes]

Actually the busses in Germany are kinda okay to get around, it's just the trains that are a pain

[@stuvl_33]

Yeah.. the trains are.. :/

[@blind_drunk_chris]

If you live in a big city theyre ok, but not if you live anywhere else

[@officialnoonon]

@@blind_drunk_chris es muss keine Großstadt sein.

[@Link-tr4qq]

„Die Verspätung von 15 Minuten wird pünktlich eingehalten.“ Ist wahrscheinlich einer meiner lieblings Sätze :D

[@gordonramsay9416]

Link 27 11 „Cannabis ist verboten, weil es illegal ist“ ist einer meiner Lieblingssätze

[@silverfeather7638]

What😂😂 hab ich ja noch nie gehört

[@leon-fo1fq]

Bei Hermes ist es das gleiche

[@yesnaja]

"Die züge der linie... Um .14 Uhr halten planmäßig an gleis drei" wenn die mal planmäßig irgendwo halten wäre mir das schon recht 😂

[@chloethompson8766]

QUE!?!?!?

[@katsumishibu3151]

3:57 it's like french not only germany have multiple nominatives/articles

[@yvel]

"German has 6 different ways of saying the word THE" Russians: Wow, you can count it ("go" has 70+ forms)

[@maxeon0937]

Yeah Russian is absolutely horrible to learn.

[@yvel]

@@maxeon0937 heh, you are right

[@milky9602]

"Oh youre russian? Name every go, then."

[@yvel]

@@maxeon0937 This I've been waiting for all my life... Ok, so Go - идти, ходить, блуждать, передвигаться, приходить, подходить, отходить, входить, выходить, обходить, ехать, ездить, объезжать, подъезжать, приезжать, шествовать, гнать, гонять, везти, привезти, хожу, иду, езжу, прихожу, обхожу, ухожу, шёл, ходил, уходил, приходил, гнал, ездил, идёшь, ходишь, приходишь, уходишь, выходишь, входишь, едешь, ездишь, идёт, ходит, ездит, приходит, обходит, выходит, заходит, входит. This is what I'm capable of( By the way, *here all words are in no definite time and gender, that is, each word can be changed in nine more ways* (3 * 3). Oh, of course, all this words can be transformed into two types of participles and it can also changes by time and gender

[@jaeger90patriot9]

In Germany we don't say "The puplic Transport was late", we say "Ich bin mit der Deutschen Bahn gefahren" and I think that's beutiful

[@maxinatorgenesis5221]

Brudi deutscheban ist immer zu spät

[@issakelias4028]

Nein😑

[@loyje5ter]

lol stimmt

[@mantasmockus7339]

lern englisch

[@loyje5ter]

@@mantasmockus7339 why? everything here is correct?

[@ryzetrash]

"What does HALT ENTFÄLLT mean?" Me, a German: Well, u r f*cked

[@julibombe7607]

Dachte ich mir auch so😂

[@ichhoffedustolperst]

Haha 😂

[@p3chv0gel22]

Isso

[@vxntryc1739]

"Senk ju for träveling wis Deutsche Bahn! " Wie es so schön in dem Lied der Wise Guys heißt....

[@ericp20z4]

If it means a lesson in school "entfällt" ur not f*cked xD

[@SomeRandomUsxr]

As a german, I can say that a natural day here is to fight about if it called "die Nutella" or "das Nutella"

[@marcus_retr0866]

I Love the shadow meme where the subtitles say ''I AM AT ALDI'' it gets me every time

[@hannahinside4193]

*says PUBLIC TRANSPORT * me a german: we dont talk about that here!!!!!

[@rgbrainbowdash8768]

NIEMALS. Wenn das die falschen Leute hören, wirst du deinen Zug niemals wieder sehen

[@corpi9951]

The word that should not be speaken out. Guten tag

[@Hatkid_]

its the forbidden word

[@pibishu5134]

In Germany we say "Haram."

[@corpi9951]

@@pibishu5134 that's Türkisch you Idiot Sandwich

[@Tizzie137]

5.37-5.55 everyone complanes about the DB (Deutsche Bahn) in Germany.

[@Lenaneko]

In my City where I live only the S-Bahn is late.

[@P3nguni]

Tizzie137 that cuz it sucks

[@blank3065]

If you want to get somewhere with the DB then you should get a car and start making parody songs

[@mikadokeks7958]

@@Lenaneko bernau?

[@kazemizu6284]

I remember a friend who very frequently had to make multiple hour trips with their trains. The train ride went exactly as proclaimed exactly once. Just. DB please. Get your shit together.

[@matyasfukk3270]

I really love that you put patreons in the beginning. Very respectful and respectable

[@lizardvineblue2264]

your animation is absolutly amasing, it seems to pet my brain as I watch

[@caosking7869]

it doesnt make sense but its true

[@mar3406]

"German Netflix sucks" *So... I guess you never saw the Brazilian Netflix...*

[@fragolastrawberry5920]

Or brazillian film

[@justadumbkid8116]

And I oop- ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️ ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️

[@diegolima893]

Primeira vez que encontro um brasileiro nesse canal

[@naokiyuuger8104]

Why just why

[@idontknowgames5939]

Oof i know

[@funnyhydramememan5410]

In Germany: Train Tickets are more expensive than Plane Tickets

[@I_kin_Sayori]

Nani?! The train tickets only cost 1,45$

[@distressedbrain]

@@I_kin_Sayori where i am it cost 3,50€

[@I_kin_Sayori]

@@distressedbrain you poor soul

[@eternamagica9605]

Depends on what kind of train and the distance you travel. But yes... lets say a 200km distance by ice(intercity Express-train) is likely more expensive than going by plane. Visiting my sister in Hamburg.... ~30€ by plane... ~80-120€ by train (depending on discounts, route, potentisl ocupancy rate)

[@funnyhydramememan5410]

My Tickets cost 11,50€ just so that i can go to school in a City 3 stations away. Worst thing about it is that i have to go by DB.

[@etzerantrk4592]

When you talked about the trains, it really reminded me of trains in Italy. They sometimes arrive pretty early but others get to 2 hours of delay. That’s what I had in zones like Lombardía and others. Yea great video for sure!, I would like to visit Germany tho, Im studying the language rn.

[@jdjsjidjjiwjjidjiwjijid]

i relate to the first one so much because im in a french school but i talk english with friends. EVERYONE stares at me.

[@BazookaLuca]

In Germany we say about the trains when they are late or never come:"Typisch Deutsche Bahn."It's like a meme in germany

[@cyrus8993]

I always start yelling around and my friends start staring at me and then Im sad cause Im not alowed to yell ;(

[@simonvanzanten1428]

Max Zaz German LP, lol, it's also a meme in The Netherlands.

[@BazookaLuca]

@@simonvanzanten1428 what's Netherlands in german

[@Drazil232]

@@BazookaLuca Niederlande (Holland)

[@everblue2277]

That also applies to Scottish transport :/

[@MachtSchatten]

6:00 der zug verspätet sich um 5 Minuten -> 10 Minuten ->30 Minuten -> fällt aus *''*AAHHHHHHHHHHH*''*

[@HowdyMyDarlin]

Mein Zug hatte 1 and halb Stunden Verspätung 😢😢😢

[@Nobody_4372]

Frustrating

[@3dhollow-visor39]

Guten tag chip flake i proud that u hit so much subs

[@defaultuser18374]

I need to say, I am a half German person that lives in Germany and love it to starte at random People trough the window. Sieht so aus als wäre das normal.

[@Pandacalifornia]

I was half expecting a VPN sponsor when you talked about how bad the Netflix selection was.

[@CoolManSwag.]

Lol

[@woodygunstone9442]

me too xD

[@jogmanson9510]

"German Netflix sucks" Oh i know.

[@takeoYasha]

It sucks? I don't think so. We have everything including original voice. Try to Netflix and Chill in an Islamic Country - you only have Bollywood there!

[@iotalion]

that's why i'm using vpn to watch netflix or disney+

[@bauju]

Tor browser... ;)

[@takeoYasha]

@@bauju Blockada App on firetv xD

[@codeassassin6682]

@@bauju Tor* Ich wusste nicht mal, dass das mit Tor geht... Ich mache es mit Proxys

[@Raeclaw]

Lidl exists over here in Sweden too, it's an alright supermarket

[@leshurlementsdelacave9563]

For the Netflix = an VPN could help, maybe (I advice to try it as an option). I'm agree that Germany doesn't seems to have the best softpower like Japan or US/UK (wtf with Derrick?). Anyway they have a culture, history, city aestetic, huge forests, pastries, which make Germany an awesome place (so they're forgiveable).

[@finja1311]

„If you need something more specific you have to go to one of the bigger markets“ KAUFLAND

[@natsumiqueofficial]

LIDL LOHNT SICH

[@marcowiegand1304]

DANN GEH DOCH ZU NETTO

[@mikikishita1410]

REWE

[@comedygold7997]

EDEKA,WIR LIEBEN LEBENSMITTEL

[@loloteexxd8171]

ERSTMAL ZU PENNY

[@theollygamiking8326]

Things I don't like about Germany: Winter: -4°C Summer: 40°C (I live in Germany. I know. I suffer. Every summer day.)

[@adela831]

Sameee it's soo hot right now I'm dying

[@toufikk6407]

I can purely relate OMFG the weather here is bullcrap

[@thorodinson292]

Lass ma an See fahren

[@theollygamiking8326]

I know, right? And my school doesn't even have an air conditioner! It's torture!

[@aryadroettning836]

"Wir haben eine Theorie, doch uns fehlt noch der Beweis: Im Winter ist es kalt und im Sommer wird es heiß" -Wise Guys (Deutsche Bahn)

[@CobysChannel-hi2lc]

One day Me and one of my friends had to do a slide show on Russia and I accidentally typed one of the foods is fish eggs made out of fish eggs, and in Russia Santa is named Ded Moroz. By the time we got to the culture section we were bursting out laughing and the teacher told us to sit down. Now whenever I hear the words fish eggs I think of fish eggs made out of fish eggs and for some reason it’s still funny

[@shinkreytpuylap]

Jokes on you chip, here in the Philippines, MRT (Back before COVID happened) used to catch on fire or smoke all the time

[@sendhelp7057]

Everyone in Germany makes fun about the DB („Deutsche Bahn“), even people who don’t use them... like me...

[@vaporisedbreadegg7096]

I can make spaghetti

[@sendhelp7057]

@@vaporisedbreadegg7096 congratulations you can throw something into hot water 👏👏

[@jevilknightderverbesserer3509]

Und ich nehm DIEE ROOOOOTEEEEEEEENN MÜÜÜÜNZEN um ein propeller anzug zu kriegen geht schneller als die DB

[@Razor918]

I only used the DB once and will never use it again, it was 2 hours late lol

[@PyroInMotion]

,,Senk ju vor traveling wis Deutze Bahn!" kann ich da nur sagen. Ich liebe Bahn fahren aber lieber zum Spaß oder zum reisen mit viel Extra Zeit und wenn man alternative Züge kennt. Oder mal S-Bahn wo eh alle 10-20min eine fährt. Nunja, es liegt wohl an der schlechten Infrastruktur und den ausgelasteten Strecken. Dann kommen auch noch kleinere Pannen vor und Baustellen. Man darf natürlich auch nicht vergessen das die Bahn seit Jahren bewährte Maschinen abstellt und so Schrott wie der ICE 1 immer noch im Dienst steht und eben einfach keine Alternativen da sind weil ja alle Reserven aufs Abstellgleis kommen.

[@kailastnam9793]

Chip, it doesn’t matter if you’re speaking english or not... WHO WOULDN’T START AT AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC CAT?!? Edit: Stare, not start

[@bjp4869]

So... This isn't something normal?

[@syiro3083]

stare* :p

[@mechakat6659]

Auto correcture probaly

[@xxxjoshijxxx2315]

But aren’t furries banned in Germany?

[@thimonschneider8006]

@@xxxjoshijxxx2315 Yeas thets rigt

[@ip-man.b.2011]

People don't take pictures, because of privacy. I personally stare when I automatically focus on something or I find something interesting or strange about someone and when I do it only lasts about 1 or less seconds.

[@vulpesignis2201]

in Brazil most of the words have M, F, plural and singular variations, like, "beatiful" have "bonito", "bonita", "bonitos" and "bonitas"

[@flammilf]

The Deutsche Bahn is actually a meme here😂

[@spiongeilo7111]

The Deutsche Bahn is eine very interesting Ausdruksweise.

[@tomatenshow973]

Hermio e Hollyleaf ist so musste mal 2 stunden auf der bahn warten und dann sagen die so: sorry für die kleine Verspätung Digga 2 Stunden

[@mikederbeste3249]

Es ist ein einziges meme😂

[@dunati7883]

@@tomatenshow973 ich habe mal 4 Stunden gewartet und die haben sich net mal entschuldigt

[@tomatenshow973]

@@dunati7883 karma auf einem ganz anderem level

[@darkspyro8978]

In germany we klatschen on our oberschenkel and say sooo and then we stand up and go xDDD

[@amyd5521]

Same xD

[@mxllo._.2281]

That is absolutely right

[@maritajohnson9541]

Accurate

[@meilin5897]

Dark Spyro So als wären deine Beine ein Pferd oder so😂

[@ModifiedMary]

Ich bin voll der ober allmann xD

[@Tenajeh]

Chip: "Public transport!" *SIGGGGGGHHHHH* Me: "Same. LoL"

[@Mimimo02]

„The trains here have their days“ Not alot of good days tho Except in Schleswig-Holstein since they have a different operator (and they are buying more and more of the tracks that le DB owns)

[@hagan9764]

5:56 same I can't travel without making sure I'm getting on the right train/bus/plane about 20 times

[@vivienne1349]

Yeah, this one time, my sister and i landed and when we went to our gate, we almost got on a plane to Las Vegas cause we were at the gate next to our gate, but, gimme a break, i got 3 hours of sleep the night before. :p

[@didrik3631]

ITS the same in norway to and meny more ITS so iretating Plz just let me On the bus. I am writing this when im waiting On the bus.

[@R_candy]

I just wont travel alone i fricing hate it and im always thinking im on the wrong train

[@benedict_heim]

I’m always scared to miss my train/bus

[@thedemon1127]

Sry die deutsche bahn ist berümt für ihre Verspätungen

[@laurasaathoff295]

Und nicht zu vergessen die ganzen technischen probleme der bahn

[@s7owake]

Der best deutche meme😂

[@nqck1375]

The Demon berühmt

[@jdperfect4565]

The Demon immer hin ist das wlan zuhause gut

[@shadow_wolf4559]

Ich kenn das

[@Baulderpro]

6:50 Imagin your train being early

[@Misty_V]

You should go to the mountains! There beautiful :)

[@trxiyker7828]

younger people in germany speak a weird mix of english and german... (myself included) but nobody ever stared at me lol xD

[@digitalavali5875]

Denglisch sollte ein Verbrechen sein

[@Legucci6732]

Same

[@tickydiezeit6752]

Me too

[@m99achso27]

@@digitalavali5875 ne . Warum haben si viele Leute nen Problem mit Sprachentwicklung?

[@moritzmarie5293]

BRUH im from German and a little kid screamed at me "NEE!"😂😂

[@cossicrots4290]

"I'm very passionate about cheese. OK?" I feel you so much about that.

[@evanpie711]

same

[@misterp1355]

same man

[@errortcloak]

People who live in Wisconsin: I HAVE A LITERAL KINGDOM OF CHEESE YOU SIMPLETON!

[@pieceofbogus110]

Y A S

[@Nikioko]

Passionate about cheese? OK. But cheddar? All French are crying now and feel confirmed about British food.

[@SomeRandomUsxr]

As a german I can completly agree with the trains. "Deutsch bahn" this is the main train in germany, I Think, Its always too late or comes never

[@Andraszingst]

2:15 YES FINALY SOMEBODY NOTICED.

[@RandyTheGoldenRat]

what do we germans say about our Language? "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache"

[@herrbonni1101]

Ja 😂

[@wertsdsf1162]

Umfahren ist ein Gegenteil von umfahren... Das sagt genug über uns aus.

[@seelie3009]

Wie war das? "Kauf dich ne Tüte Deutsch, hat mich auch gehelft!" ;)

[@schwarzerache5566]

Ob du es glaubst oder nicht, ich bin besser in english als deutsch. ( bin deutsch )

[@seelie3009]

@@schwarzerache5566 haha kennt man, oder am besten wenn man Wörter auf Englisch weiß aber nicht auf Deutsch. Kommt immer n bisschen komisch

[@drouge187]

Ah yes the wonderful city of "Whereiamrightnow"

[@North_Bound]

The town of Isthisthestorefullofthatwhitestuffbecauseimlost is better in my opinion

[@PeakoftheApex]

More like Wo- Nevermind

[@Bed_Tom]

Ah yes the beautiful city of "Thefeelingofbeingrobbed

[@Mira-cf9ek]

Wehreimighkno

[@balkandinos3155]

@@Bed_Tom nice:)

[@nickname6007]

When you mentioned the Artikel part my brain immediatly went to "Nutella" which is one of the most commonly debated words when it comes to what artikel is right.

[@sierrafranzen8062]

I love your art

[@ninilac]

Chipflake: "I'm very passionate about cheese, ok" (just talked about cheddar) me: *doubts*

[@Ggyhhggtyyy]

Same cheddar is just super plain. That was the one nice thing while I was in Germany there is so much more variety. (Also the Pfund I don't know something about it is just so satisfying).

[@ghostx_x3514]

The food= cheese= cheddar

[@drdewott9154]

Yeah Cheddar is... I better stick to my Danbo cheese.

[@jondoof221]

( X ) Doubt

[@mischakonovalov9888]

Mittelalter Gouda is the best

[@lisaweiss8871]

Public Transport Me: meine Damen, meine Herrn, danke dass sie mit uns reisen, Auf abgefahrenen Gleisen Zu abgefahrenen Preisen. Für ihre Leidensfähigkeit danken wir spontan. Senk ju for träveling wis deutsche Bahn :D

[@mr.nothing3968]

Das ist Peter: 👨 Er betet zu Gott, in der Hoffnung, dass die letzte Zeile Lautschrift war!!!

[@lisaweiss8871]

@@mr.nothing3968 kennst du das Lied Deutsche Bahn? Dann verstehst du es

[@Idfc_ugh]

@@lisaweiss8871 jap. Hab ne Zeit lang Wise Guys gehört...waren ein paar coole Lieder dabei😂😂

[@nia3278]

Jur wälcam

[@MarieRog420]

Och die Wise Guys😂😂👍🏼

[@Gabry_56]

5:17 little did we know chip already talked about cheese

[@antikerhase6725]

In germany we don’t say: „please do it“, we say DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL

[@Brid1]

Germans: see German in the title Also Germans: well, well, well, ze Kommentarbereich belongs uns

[@toasterdemon3716]

In Germany we call that „Einmarschieren“

[@pingpong6850]

XD that's jokes man Aber da muss NOCH ein bisshen rassismus rein

[@steveobarrow3306]

Wth are u saying

[@carlosandleon]

@@toasterdemon3716 lol

[@DarthRevan0007]

Wehrmacht denn sowas

[@mick9857]

Him: Lidl, Aldi Me: *Ah I see, you're a man of culture as well*

[@Dragonaya]

Its a her

[@lulllaby]

@@Dragonaya I don't want to be the know-it-all, but it's actually they/he as stated by chip on twitter. But then again ... it's his decision to correct you or leave it ... soooo ...

[@werdasliestkannlesen8768]

eRsT mAl Zu PeNny!

[@werdasliestkannlesen8768]

@Nspnspker Freu dich Братан

[@krallakrulla3053]

They’re also in denmark

[@schatten6311]

Greetings from Germany :) I totally agree with you, articles are worse, you don't learn that in 2 years, our public transport is a catastrophe, ehm I've never eaten cheddar but must be a treat

[@SlimothyJimothy621]

Every video I watch, the art style changes either very slightly or major

[@OneekoKurubane]

With trains there are many DB(Deutsche Bahn) Memes, because everytime they are late. Edit: OMG! Thx for all the likes! My highest likes that I had before was 15xD. And they make very bad ads... To all German people here, who know the ''Hype Bahn'' ad?

[@moonasun8606]

Boom play Elias I‘m german and I live in Germany and Yeah, this is Funny because it’s always Late!😂😂😂

[@Waterscy]

You forget one Thing . If they doesnt came late they strike

[@giugiu_rr8257]

Same with Italian trains xD

[@sabertooth3studioshq838]

Most of the locomotives in Germany are steam powered and if you see a DRB class 52 don't call it a holocaust locomotive seriously

[@aeyes1314]

@@Waterscy dont*

[@thelonewolf9866]

A british talking cat who likes cheddar-cheese... Now I've seen everything!

[@blackpulsarproductionofficial]

This sounds like my Cat :)

[@terraanber5984]

hes also a chubby cat :3

[@10kohnevideos56]

Eine britische sprechende Katze, die in Deutschland lebt* und Cheddarkäse mag😂

[@thelonewolf9866]

@@10kohnevideos56 Ja!

[@otto-franzgerhardiii3369]

Me too! Now I can finally die.

[@paydenyoutube7092]

Ich liebe deine Videos, mach weiter so, du bist ein guter Content-Ersteller

[@MistyRaeTidmore]

If I see a cat talking in the story I whould adopt it

[@kenobrunken3198]

Chip:„Public Transport.“ My brain: DEUTSCHE BAHN

[@qwertzritter5197]

das liegt am Monopol dass die hier haben ... deswegen ändert sich auch nix xD

[@donar7724]

@@qwertzritter5197 Flixtrain verpasst denen hoffentlich mal die Respektschelle die sie verdienen

[@tarir140]

Der, die das Wieso, weshalb, warum nun in englisch: the, the, the why, why? why? 🤔

[@p3chv0gel22]

Wer nicht fragt, bleibt dumm

[@rima682]

Wer wie was fehlt

[@rima682]

Just say der die das Junge or der die das Tür, one of them will be right

[@DepleuerAct]

EHRENMANN!😂😂

[@sg_janny5189]

@@rima682 Wer wie was who,how,what

[@fabiogoes5646]

in brazil, we have the meaning more than 10 words, it's just crazy

[@Phoenix15412]

the thing with the artikle is so true if you question 5 people in germany whats the artikle for nutella you get 6 different answers

[@jnet2705]

One thing you have to know mate, the Deutsche Bahn is always late.

[@norbertfleck812]

Unless you rely on it. Then your train will be exactly on time. Just to annoy you. Of course.

[@paulelaule]

Yes thats right there is a song " Deutsche Bahn von den wise gys " U can search for it on KZbin 🙂

[@Smalldutchplane]

Informationen zu ICE 230 nach : Berlin Gesundbrunnen, heute 15 min Später

[@Asminogus_]

No they arent late. They never come

[@minaminchen2047]

They aren‘t late! Nobody know when they have to come. It‘s the greatest mystery in the world.

[@ropex5712]

Chipflake: This is my voice, one month in Germany. Dis is may voice. zwei months in Germany. Das is my voice. 3 Monate in Germany GOTT SCHÜTZE DEN KAISER

[@abbaslive399]

xD beste xD

[@stuvl_33]

DAS DEUTSCHE KAISERREICH! °^°

[@kipchickensout]

XDD

[@LukasBlack2003]

**spielt Preußens Gloria**

[@romainvicta9526]

Die Anspielung war gut:-)Greetings from Germany!:-)

[@BennXYZ]

chip just saying "public transport" me as a german: "yup, we hate that too"

[@aaronjohnson1709]

I love germany because there are so many places you can travel , and theres alot of snow. its amazing i want to move back there when get older, but there are some up and downs about it.

[@SuperSuchti]

Nobody: German Netflix: I have Jaws and Jaws 3 Me: But I want Jaws tw- German Netflix: NO!

[@hiabst]

German Netflix: NEIN!!

[@johanxietyjo3244]

Conjuring auch

[@kurune_dila]

so true

[@dielabertaschelp9905]

yeah... same story with "Ip Man" xD

[@donar7724]

Warum haben die hier immer nur einen Teil von einer Filmreihe, das macht doch nicht mal Sinn

[@_.xluciex._]

Did you Know when you put „Kinder“ infront of „Country“ you just Have Chocolate

[@lenoobfr64]

«I’m very passionate about cheese okay…» *laugh in French *

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

My mom started paying for a KZbin Premium membership a few months ago and decided to share it with the rest of the family, and to me it's physically impossible for anything to be less worth it. Yay, I am slightly less annoyed by ads, and am now moderately more annoyed by the fact that videos do not automatically close the moment I close KZbin.

[@Caro-os2sj]

Yeah Germans Stare. Im German too and I stare at everyting thats Interesting for me

[@kaylie5282]

Ca Ga yeah but that’s rude sometimes :(

[@EpicaaxD]

Passiert :D

[@ninatheinkling5748]

Yeah me too

[@ninatheinkling5748]

Once I drew someone in a train and he noticed and stand up to go and sit somewhere else in the train 😅

[@sdjmixom]

And if someone will stare at you, would you feel yourself uncomfortable or what you gonna do? o:

[@TheLadysAtelier]

Chip, I don't think they're staring at you because you're speaking English, I think it's because of how unbelievably adorable your voice is >w

[@bororusrooroo8010]

Gay

[@bororusrooroo8010]

No

[@xxxjoshijxxx2315]

No it’s not gay, it’s.... FRICKIN ADORABLE

[@ninjared1607]

@@xxxjoshijxxx2315 I agree it is

[@callm3pj]

@@bororusrooroo8010 No u

[@fazbearco]

2:17 the synchro is most the reason i watch 90% of netflix in Englisch

[@sahrexs]

I now live in Austria, so I have a similar situation. Damn... I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU

[@eve9767]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single sole Not even Swedish scientists: Chipflake: Did it fall into a black hole or something? DB: *sweating*

[@thesupplyofpower]

xd

[@lenusel]

Es ist einfach die wahrheit lol (translation: its so true lol)

[@kendraterry3165]

I didn’t know shoes could talk!

[@nockradqkdak7992]

Apparently every train big train sttion in germany has a "ausweichschiene" which means the train passes by like 1km away from the stop thats something what pissed me off thats the black hole

[@Wertus_Dertus]

DB kicks.

[@Finn-xs1uq]

German: Der,die,das, wieso,weshalb,warum English: The,the,the, why,why,why😂

[@hashemhashem4696]

Wieso weshalb warum is eigentlich das gleiche

[@geiss8222]

Deutsch ist ne hölle

[@timok5007]

@@hashemhashem4696 stimmt 😂

[@xitee6258]

@@hashemhashem4696 Es sind trotzdem unterschiedliche Wörter

[@powder5236]

es ist wahr ( It's true )

[@thatonefoxxy]

I agree with the point that DB (Deutsche Bahn) and all other public trains always suck... Either they come too early and you miss it. Or they come too late. And sometimes they got canceled, redirected or straight up stopped, so it wont reach your stop at all.

[@caosking7869]

not the HLB

[@WrathfulEel]

“German netflix sucks” god, i half expected a vpn ad