Things Mom Never Says

[@sarah-phillips]

“You were in such a great mood this morning.” IS MY LIFE. The positivity during the school drop off is palpable.

[@MikeKilo1969]

As a single dad of a teenage daughter these videos validate my daily existence. 😂

[@tabithathewholistic]

😆😆😆

[@shaunah.creations9233]

My dad is a single parent too to just me. I’m in my 30s now and married. I told him I’m sorry for my attitude back then 😂

[@terraalbritton6405]

You are a real man. I am so sorry for whatever heartache left you alone.

[@MikeKilo1969]

@@terraalbritton6405 well thank you very much, you’re too kind. I know I made the decision, but it’s been difficult for my daughter, though she hides it well.

[@sparklyknives]

As a teen girl, good luck with all of us (we say things in tones and we don’t even realize it just a warning it’s not intended, and if your daughter does it it’s not just her) and props to you for making it this far 👏 👏 👏 🎉

[@justsomenobody889]

WOW, sarcasm’s on full blast in this one. I laughed out loud at: **deep sniff** “I love you TOO!” 🤣

[@DisplacedPanda]

These have been amazing! Cannot wait for "Things Kids Never say"

[@Grim_Sister]

“I’ll clear the dishwasher without being asked!” 🤣

[@supdawg_27]

"I want to go to school."

[@imacookie185]

“Mom I’m full”

[@heatherogoussan7984]

Sure mom, I'll carry my stuff from the stairs to my bedroom and put it away. I want to do the dishes tonight.

[@-luxii-]

"I want to do more homework!"

[@mbarnes1300]

Can we can just have mid rise pants please? They work for 90% of people!!!

[@RockinRita03]

I could actually use jeans that are "high-waisted" but hear me out, only a little higher than mid-rise jeans. I do a lot of bending as a retail merchandiser and the higher back could do my butt good but I don't wanna be wearing 80s mom jeans that go halfway up my torso. That said I prefer mid-rise jeans to low-rise, ultra low-rise, and definitely high-waisted 80s mom jeans

[@juliebaker6119]

I love you guys and your relationship; how you make each other laugh. You really brighten my day! Another amazing video!❤️

[@theholdernessfamily]

thanks for being here with us

[@greenagervegancookingwithm6429]

Only thing she left out: "I love being mid-shower only to discover someone used the last of the shampoo/conditioner but left it in the shower instead of replacing it with the new one under the sink. I totally understand that replacing it would just be TOO hard!"

[@MrsMuffin11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SartraBookworm]

The one at our house would be the toilet paper roll. Nobody will replace the toilet paper roll!

[@davidvogel6359]

@@SartraBookworm except I always replace it but my wife does not.

[@RockinRita03]

I do that to myself 😅😅😅😅 and then i get annoyed at my nonexistent spouse and kids

[@cnh4431]

Why can't I like this 1000 times?! 😄 fr, tho, we ran out of everything all of the time when I was a kid, and I'm not using either of those words hyperbolically. I make sure we're double stacked on everything in my house, and the thanks I get is that no one can bother getting it the eff out of the cabinet? 😂😭

[@kellymhanson]

Please lord I went through low-waisted jeans once I can't do it again

[@TakeAction321]

😂yesss

[@victorian298]

comfy mid-rise or high-rise for me now

[@Imzadi]

My friend loves them. She has a really cute figure though! This mama CAN NOT do low waisted jeans. I refuse!

[@genxkay358]

I will not buy them in a store, I will not wear them anymore. - from not Dr. Seuss 😂

[@nailslacquer]

Lol I know my poor crack I was so oblivious. Come to think of it, poor everyone else! My cousin referred to me as "the most butt crack showing-ist girl she knew" and regularly told me to pull up my pants and get new jeans lmao

[@sh.....]

Can we listen to the whole album? All the songs sound so different 🤣🤣🤣

[@michelleesparza2611]

"Learn from Mama Kim" LOL 😂 I love you guys.

[@RockinRita03]

You made me think of Laine Kim's mom on Gilmore girls lol

[@paulleviker]

The "o good you found me" was the one that got me

[@clarec3]

The loud chewing... RIGHT!!?? I can relate to every one of these! Love you guys 💖

[@robbymounce5764]

Self-awareness is the PUREST FORM OF COMEDY!!!!!¡ 🎭 😅❤

[@laurad3497]

I’m just glad that my bell bottom/flair/boot cut jeans are back in style again. I never stopped wearing them 😂

[@shelbytreadway587]

🙌

[@michellealdrich]

SAME

[@jettqk1]

Agreed, I've been wearing bootcut jeans for 25 years

[@melaniedewitt8407]

They're back?? I can go shopping again and stop wearing my same old ones that have holes in them now then! 🤣 I've been waiting!

[@pambronson4467]

@@melaniedewitt8407 Nope, the holes are in as well, save yourself time (and a ton of money) and just wear the ones that are already perfect!

[@christinab1288]

I would add, "I love when everyone complains about what is made for dinner" or "It is great that no one can come up with an idea for dinner"

[@jacquiwinter6282]

I love when they say “We like anything!” as tho that is HELPING with ideas. 🤦‍♀️

[@rachellemini8632]

Yes! This is my life everyday with dinner lol!

[@OliviANDixie]

I legit broke out in a *_cold sweat_* when she said low waisted jeans are back. 😨👖

[@SevenEllen]

I don't recall them going anywhere. We've been lumbered with hipster trousers here in the UK since I was in college. When the frick are we going to have back trousers that go up to the waist?? That's what I want to know.

[@lavernejones4471]

I LOVED this! I feel like if Erma Bombeck were alive today, she would post a video like this.😂 Everything was so spot on. My daughters leave the cabinets open all the time!😂🤣

[@sobermomma544]

Cautionary 🐋 whale tail .. that is genius! I also find socks everywhere like seriously...Blessings to all us hard working, loving, good enough women! Smile in the mirror and remind yourself that you are appreciated and loved.

[@StuffnThings42]

The snoring thing hits waaaaay too close to home! 😂

[@LaMamaBee]

Dying 😂 especially the part about parking the car. My husband says I take my half of the garage out of the middle. I remind him that it’s my half. 😂

[@codreaming9304]

I’m only 50 seconds in and I’m cracking up! The loud chewing 😂 I think I say that on the daily. Now I’ll use “I love to know EXACTLY what you are chewing/eating!” 🤣

[@codreaming9304]

Omg…the morning positivity 😂….the same goes for pick up! Either whining/complaining or crickets 🤦🏻‍♀️! Holy crap….I JUST said that the Imagine Dragons songs sound the SAME! It’s like you are watching me/us every day! Lmao

[@haleyanne86]

"I got EXACTLY what I needed and NOTHING more." 💯 -Everytime I shop at Target. I swear... Target should sponsor you guys with all the videos you've done! Sleeping is pretty easy for me... it takes me a couple mins to fall asleep most nights. 🥰 these vids!

[@artwithheart3142]

You had the voice just right for these scenes- love it!

[@donotneedtoknow7541]

"Learn from Mama Kim." 🤣

[@heathrusty]

I may be one of the few mom's who really does say I can fall asleep right away. If I'm horizontal I can fall asleep within a minute (on the floor, on the couch, in bed . . . doesn't matter). I didn't used to be that way though - I guess that's my motherhood super power. 😂

[@davidvogel6359]

bless you and enjoy it for the rest of us who flip flop in bed, waking up each time we turn over.

[@Bears_editz]

My brother and I watched things dad’s never say last night can’t wait to tell him about this!! Also we binged your hallmark movies 😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

of course we had to make one for moms too!

[@praywithpio6028]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs I hope to see a Heartland parody some day.

[@snowwhitepeak]

@Pray with Pio I just discovered Heartland. All I could think of was that they were copying the Holderness Family's Hallmark videos but with beautiful horses! 😂

[@Grim_Sister]

The low waisted jeans rant… I really didn’t like have my butt hanging out every time I dropped something

[@kynn23]

One of the ways I try on jeans is to crouch or squat in the dressing room. It eliminates a lot of choices right off the bat.

[@Grim_Sister]

@@kynn23 I’ll try it! But I was mostly talking about this trend that was popular when I was a teen. My bum would half hang out every time I’d drop something

[@susanjeffries5108]

Her jeans rant made me feel SEEN. 😂 "It's a bridge too far." YES!!!

[@iRosz]

The snoring as ocean sounds... 🤣

[@DEAlexa]

Honestly, As A 42-year-old woman I am beyond thrilled the low wasted jeans are back! They were always the only kind that worked with my hips of Doom.

[@hockeysteph]

I agree! I always liked low-rise jeans and have hated every minute of the high-rise nonsense. I can deal with mid-rise but that's my limit. Luckily, I've been able to keep wearing old regular rise pants and haven't had to resort to wearing anything higher rise than I like, but if the waist band is at my belly button, it bothers me constantly and anything higher I just want to die and not even wear pants....plus they're SUPER unflattering on my body. So I'm happy as well....I just think we can all agree that the super low rise should stay in the past. My 37-year old self doesn't need my pubic bone to be making any appearances in public.

[@DEAlexa]

@@hockeysteph lol, I wish my pubic bone was EVER visible

[@littlemom2070]

I hope they just keep offering every type of jean out there because our bodies are all different. I hated the low waisted jean because of my straight athletic body with narrow hips - believe me when I say, no bueno! When the high waisted came in, I was finally able to keep my jeans up.

[@RockinRita03]

​@@hockeysteph all of this... The mid-rise I wear fall just Bernie my belly button and I don't like anything else

[@spinthepickle1244]

As a short-waisted person, low waist pants actually are regular waisted pants on me. Mid-and high-waist pants are on my ribs or practically my boobs. It just all depends on your body.

[@mom2mmpt]

My God, we may be soulmates. Those were spot on. Every. Single. One.

[@TheBlestmomof2]

I don't mind them bringing back low waisted jeans as long as they keep mom jeans in stock. I see they're also trying to bring back the flared leg or bell bottom jeans. That's fine as long as they keep my tapered leg jeans in stock. I'm a grandma now. It's no longer about fashion. It's strictly wash and wear from here on out.

[@soonerprincess2903]

I wear mens jeans they fit better. Wranglers that have a bit of stretch.

[@heidifruchtl354]

Straight legged, but yes, wash and wear

[@MsAubrey]

I'm all for the wide legs personally... I don't care that I'm 43. I have thick legs and prefer the wide legs. However, agreed with the mid or high waist.

[@AflacMan13]

As the video goes along, her sarcasm got stronger and sharper. 😂😂😂

[@Angel_HippieCityHealing]

Oh the one where they find you when you’re trying to have just one moment to reset is me 😂

[@laurenstafford5282]

Every single thing you said resonates. Our kids are the same ages and it is all so real.

[@JamieReviewsStuff]

Lol - Can't agree more on the low rise jeans rant at the end. 🤣🤣🤣

[@sewmad1400]

I’m long waisted so normal waisted jeans sit on my hips. Can you imagine what a nightmare low waisted jeans are for me?! I am happy for my low waisted sisters though. Wouldn’t it be great if the full range of heights, shapes and lengths were available all the time so everyone could buy jeans/ trousers that fitted, flattered and made them happy. Ah, what a beautiful dream.

[@alwkw3783]

Ok, I'm calling bs that your spice cabinet is actually that organized! 😆

[@mayanelson980]

This is so funny! As a daughter with a mom that has to have everything neat (and my room is always messy 😁) this is so accurate!

[@rosehughes599]

You missed "hey Penn, I'm just flattening these amazon boxes before putting them in the recycling"

[@catherined6960]

Your "bad" parking job is better than my best. Something happened when I turned 50 and I can no longer park straight lol

[@kebert2thumbsup]

When I finally got in my 20s and learned to embrace the high waisted jeans and finally NEVER had to stop pulling up my pants bc my butt was hanging out It's even worse for those of us with booties! Embrace the high waisted jeans girls!

[@dizzlecookie]

I guffawd very loudly at "you know what, I don't need any more coffee" 🤣🤣 still laughing haha! Thankfully my toddler is still asleep, I'm gonna go make some more coffee 😂

[@sallyhamilton7202]

My body is naturally "short-waisted" so low rise jeans don't bother me at all. They fit me fine coming all the way up to my natural waist. :)

[@shelbytreadway587]

Omg the bedazzled thong brought back unwanted memories 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 Been there, done that, don't want to go back lmao

[@khutchinsoncpa1]

A tip for dirty socks (good for adults, doesn’t work on kids): I was married for a while before this phenomenon manifested. I was so excited (not kidding). I put dirty socks everywhere: His laptop, in the coffee pot, his truck visor, the pocket of his coat, you get the idea. Suddenly, there were no more dirty socks. I was disappointed, as I was having great fun figuring out where to hide his socks next to surprise him. Haven’t seen them since, and we’ve been married 30 years. The seasons of life pass quickly, so it is best to enjoy while you can.

[@evelynchew9590]

This is hilarious!!😂😂

[@lisahawryluk5067]

I remember the low-waisted jeans!! Not sure how I feel about them making a comeback though LOL! Love all your videos! You make me laugh every day!

[@darcistephenson5359]

I have an ancient pair of those jeans and actually wore them today. SO not comfortable, no matter how much weight I've lost since buying them. Not a fan of mom jeans either, so I'm just sticking with joggers!

[@ItsLaurenE]

I've hated high waisted jeans since they made it back into fashion. I'm probably the only one my age elated about this. Never stopped wearing my pants for the most part low. It always felt more comfortable, but on my body it's also more flattering.

[@poetlover30]

I love low waist jeans! Seriously, I pictures Steve Urkel when people wear high waist jeans- Like how do people wear that stuff?!

[@kells-1234]

@@ItsLaurenE I need to stock up on low waisted jeans for when they go out of fashion again.

[@ItsLaurenE]

@@kells-1234 i think I'll do the same.

[@hrgoold]

It’s so passive aggressive.. I love it

[@natashahein4310]

Even more cautionary tale: the low rise mini skirt. I remember girls constantly fixing it, it was either too high or to low, either the croch was about to show or the back of their thong was hang out- zero comfort.

[@amer6706]

The “sleeping is easy for me!” Really hit hard for me.

[@flerchin]

"Learn from Mama Kim." Lessons with Holderness, also Korean cooking shows.

[@amberyoung4425]

🤣😂 totally spot on! I'd never ever say any of that lol!!

[@MelissaAnnHopkins]

Thanks for telling us low waisted jeans are back!!! I am short waisted so when these were in before is the only time Jeans fit me normally. I hate having my waist half way up to my breasts.

[@maureentuohy8672]

😂😂 “it sounds just like an ocean wave.” 😅😅

[@lhs1221]

The sock part is all too true in my house. 🙄😂

[@johnsonhomestead]

😂 I can relate to so many of those! I was hoping you guys would do a video from Kim’s perspective!

[@michelehafey2607]

Thank you for including mail-back returns! I feel SO guilty when I miss the deadline. 😩

[@darcistephenson5359]

This is why I rarely buy clothes online. I'll be telling myself " just 5 more pounds gone and they'll fit" so there they go in my closet, never to be seen or heard from again lol

[@kelleydaniels6331]

Same!

[@t.j.7574]

Now I know why my mom doesn’t wear what is in fashion 😆 I can’t wear low rise jeans with my mom bod 😝

[@robins5828]

That reminds me, I need to stop by Target to get more leggings and water bottles😛 I do have to say, my son is a total morning person and he always jumps out of bed smiling and laughing while I try to pull the blanket back over my head for 5 more minutes of sleep. He has autism and can't talk, but he has his various happy noises and "sings" all the way to school. Kind of funny that he's the biggest extrovert in the family, he can't wait to go see all his friends!

[@belindahugheslifestyle]

Hey Robin, I used to be an autism aide. I know exactly what you're talking about. One of my students on the edge of nonverbal/verbal would carry a folded set of school clothes from her dresser to her mom every semester, starting a week or two before day one, and give her a hopeful questioning look. And she was always so happy and excited to get ready for school, and got upset if she thought she might be late. She usually didn't say much or only incomplete sentences, but one thing she would say, "I can't be late."

[@ksy4747]

Omg..I'm dreading the return of early 2000s fashion 😱😱😱😱 one time in my lifetime was quiet enough. Thank you VERY much!

[@lisawilliams5075]

"This is the hill I will die on."🤣🤣🤣

[@jaykayzed5213]

"No babe, I have no need whatsoever to go to Target.."

[@AbbeyM223]

She says everything so passive aggressive….. ❤😭

[@katkaplan3]

Omg, the missing deadlines on returns- that’s me! AND the parking; the kid socks; snoring… etc.. those damn empty Tesla chargers…

[@OctoberWeeks]

lol "Learn from Mama Kim"

[@busymama7903]

Not only did they bring back low waisted jeans, but also the crop top! Show me a mom that can still wear low waisted jeans AND a crop top too?! Give me a skinny Jean and and a tunic top and I am in heaven, but a crop top? And low waisted jeans? No way!

[@waterbaby7834]

As a fellow mom of kids who leave everything all over the place, I salute you.

[@libbykat3958]

"Listen to Momma Kim" 😆

[@thevegetablequeen]

"Oh good, another Sign Up Genius!" 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@abigaileg7345]

This Mama is Soooo excited for low waisted jeans💕❤️

[@Kelliebelle44]

I can never have too many books. Regarding athlesure or loungewear, I’ll admit that I go overboard on pajamas and loungewear. My grandkids call me Pajama Grandma. I just barely ordered another set online. I have well over 100 sets that are nearly new. Kate Spade is my favorite. My favorite is a pair of pjs with books all over them. Should have seen my husband’s face when I wore them the first time. He looked flummoxed. Books and pajamas together? It was too much! And the boxes sitting in my office that I forgot to send back? We had to make a trail through it to get to the window a couple of weeks ago.

[@JenniferJane78]

I was so happy when low waist jeans came out at the turn of the century and came back again, as I have screws in my spine that hates Mom pants.

[@mercurialmagpie8]

"Learn from Mama Kim". AMEN! ❤

[@laurastr1]

Sign Up Genious must be something new. The most high tech we got when my 29 and 26 year old were in school was Google doc. Kim, you are so relatable and funny!😹💕

[@gwentasha]

your videos make my day better

[@alexandranicolejacksonhami4184]

My kids love leaving "love letters" for me - tonight they even went into the bin to get some out for me to find to show how much they care 🤣

[@gemstorm16]

This is how I know you are Gen X, Kim. I'm an early Millennial (37), so I'm SO EXCITED for low rise to be back because that's what I wore as a teen. So much more comfortable than the high waist!

[@markzeddo6033]

This video is further proof that Kim is my spirit animal.

[@te7406]

Thank you so much! Even though I'm not a Mom, I could relate to most of those. It could be because I'm in the same age group as you.

[@kateskrmetta2022]

Up until the Junk drawer that's exactly what my mama would say 😂😂😂

[@LVHippie]

You spoke to me personally with the parking one. I’m terrible lol

[@cindy7817]

I got exactly what was on my list 🤣🤣 that is SO me! My kids are always joking about it.

[@kelsey7442]

How about "I'm so proud of you for finishing my honey do list!"

[@Taracinablue]

Well done warding off the sarcasm while speaking, lol

[@RichSanDiego1969]

You forgot " It's the biggest I've ever seen " LOL

[@jules4626]

You obviously have teenagers too! I love this!

[@kmhemeyer]

I will also die on that hill. Low waisted jeans are the worst. You cant wear sensible undies and then there is the muffin top problem...

[@catboxcleaner3532]

2:00 Sunny’s little waggle waggle 😊 (And those jeans fit so well, role model)

[@JessieMouse8]

I am dying here 😂😂😂😂. Love it Kim❤️...No low waist jeans for me thanks lol

[@AlisonV362]

When high waisted "mom jeans" came back, this mom said NOPE!!! But I don't want low either! 😂

[@mariamforsmark509]

My inside tears are slowly on the outside! :'D

[@MizBryteEyez]

I didn't think low waisted jeans ever left. The #1 reason everyone walks around with a muffin top.

[@jackiemartin7276]

Kim truly went off LMAO

[@adoseofcare]

This is 100% accurate.

[@cabanawwyoming5617]

THANK you for making me feel normal. For real. And if I have to go to the "old lady" department to buy high rise jeans, I'll do it. I don't care. NOT doing low rise ever again. We must be the same age.

[@shannonphillips3521]

Thanks for leaving the cabinets open! Lol. Me with my open plan shelves so I don't have any doors 😆😆😅

[@Sitharos]

I felt the comment about the books in my soul 😄

[@limalicious]

Noooo, I hate low waisted jeans! I have a long back, my shirts already ride up!

[@christinebonebright8703]

🤣🤣🤣 And I'm with you there, Kim, NO LOW RISE!! I didn't like them the first time. And NO WHALE TAILS either! 😩🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@duanecrichlow8791]

You're too funny!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@larrystowe2761]

I love all your videos, they make my day...have a great day.