Things My Wife NEVER Says

Shoutout to our ladies Kathryn and Rachel for helping us out today! What other phrases did we miss??
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[@patrickjones8754]

1:20 got me 😂 “Everything is in perfect order and I’m in a great mood.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakes9918]

That one was my favorite too!

[@dtellep]

Omg me too. 😂😂

[@alisonfender3015]

Yes!!

[@awilson8521]

It's relatable, and definitely never happens 🤣

[@Mushroom321-]

MY FAVORITE!!😂😊😄

[@shawnanickel8192]

This is comedy GOLD - you can tell the girls helped write it because there are so many nuances you can only appreciate if you’ve been there 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ They have great comedic timing too - AMAZING JOB, LADIES!!

[@annageiger-themeasuredmom]

LOVE!! I vote for more Kathryn and Rachel! My favorite (as as woman who's had six kids) was when Kathryn said she'd never felt pain like that. 🤣

[@elizabethsorensen7363]

Lol same!!

[@terraalbritton6405]

Wow!!! You are a WARRIOR!!!!! Any chance you are Catholic or LDS? We're LDS. I'm one of 6.

[@annageiger-themeasuredmom]

@@terraalbritton6405 No, Lutheran. :)

[@TheMansCouncil]

@@annageiger-themeasuredmom ELCA or LCMS? Im LCMS

[@annageiger-themeasuredmom]

@@TheMansCouncil WELS :)

[@rebekahgriffith4292]

This is golden, the height of sarcastic comedy. Props to you ladies, you were fantastic

[@ViolinCover348]

Love how you leave the bloopers in, that makes it twice as funny!

[@lizzygrace6322]

AGREED!!!😂

[@justinedeleyer4894]

"I can do better" 🤣

[@lisahopson2724]

I love the laugh for "Shall I get you a third cup of soup?" 😂🤣

[@vboitchenko]

Kathryn and the end “ flip them the finger” and then the sheer panic when the car starts to honk. Oh my gosh 😂😂😂😂 I laughed out loud.

[@kathleenlacelle6671]

"I'd love to practice my patience with the kids." Lol

[@cadebraaten687]

Love how Rachel is doing the stereotypical bro sitting pose when she says we should get some pizza

[@karissacompton6251]

This is literal perfection and we need more of these two. I couldn’t stop laughing.

[@hazystarshine]

Slowly went from funny to slightly scary…. 😂😂😂😂😂 like it’s all a threat 🤔 😂

[@mrs.t3014]

The husband coming home from work one 😂😂 "and I'm in a great mood!"

[@evirgil84]

AMAZING!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Loved that Kathryn couldn’t get through the sick part without dripping with sarcasm.

[@glamgal28]

yes!! 😅

[@sonnymominc9483]

I haven't seen Kathryn in a vid before, I don't think. She's hilarious! And I hope Rachel's in more videos too. She and Jake just compliment each other so well. Congratulations Rachel and Jake! You seem like a match made in Heaven.

[@dkingston9946]

“I do NOT need more candles…” 😭 lol They were hilarious!! 😅Would definitely love to see more from them 👍🏻

[@suzannecarter445]

Kathryn and Rachel were hilarious and the writing was spot on.

[@bethanyconklin2255]

I am so impressed by Kathryn and Rachel. Holy crap. You guys were amazing!

[@mchammer5592]

It's so intense, it feels like pre argument-of-year level sarcasm.

[@ryanguy6854]

As a serial cupboard non-closer, Kathryn's comments on the open cupboards were my favorite!

[@patroberts5449]

Yes the whole “Open shelving in the kitchen” design must have come from wives who are constantly closing cabinets! You guys forgot the whole “So glad you left the toilet seat up so it reminds me I have to clean it”!

[@renaemetcalf713]

This. Was. Amazing. It was the right level of sass without being mean. I think I've never said any of these things to my husband. 🤣

[@QuincyandCourtney]

“Not like that pervert!” 😂😂😂😂

[@meganpender]

YAASSS!!! Kathryn and Rachel y'all killed it!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I loved this so much. Also why do I feel like a proud mom right now 🥹

[@ZP916]

‘I’m so sorry you’re sick, you probably feel horrible. I have NO IDEA what pain like that would feel like…’ for the win! 🏆

[@colleenrivera4828]

Kathryn & Rachel are lovely (and hilarious)! Never forget how lucky you guys are to have them.

[@heycourtney]

I’m so impressed with the ladies-acting in front of the camera is not easy and they looked like pros! 🎉

[@jeanbean1390]

As an older woman, who has been married, these words will NEVER come out of our mouths....ever. this was hilarious!

[@glamgal28]

I'm stoked to see Kathryn make an appearance in a video. Rachel has made several appearances on their podcast so she like a veteran at it now 😍.... we need more of the ladies involved in y'alls content 🤩

[@evirgil84]

They did soo good!

[@glamgal28]

@@evirgil84 yes and looked so pretty

[@madisonmccalla3791]

I love this video! Kathryn and Rachel did perfect. Let's get more with the girls on here!

[@mastaL91]

"Not like that you perverts" caught me off guard 🤣

[@hevvab8151]

You forgot the "No honey; it's so much healthier if you release the gas and don't hold it in while we're cuddling on the couch" 🤣🤣🤪🤪

[@Mushroom321-]

You leave these cabinets open & reminded me to re organize " 🤣👏🏻👏🏻 I definitely relate to that one ! Only regarding the bathroom cabinets!! 🤭😄😬

[@mercurymay39]

I laughed out loud at "preserve your energy so you can snack on the couch later."

[@drlongus8321]

"NOT LIKE THAT PERVERT" HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was amazing!!!!!!

[@lostinspace466]

“You should bet on the game” 😂

[@emilylauraworrell2301]

100% supportive of Kathryn and Rachel vids! So fun! They killed it!

[@katiehuntley6382]

Just told my 14 yr old daughter these were your wife and fiancé. She said, “they’re both so pretty!” She is my oldest of 7 and said this is pretty accurate😂

[@rachelmccargar6772]

This is one of my FAVORITE videos!! 😂 Tell your ladies that we love them, they did an amazing job and always love it when they’re on any of your stuff!😄

[@Pizza78517]

2nd show each week! Rachel and Kathryn mixed in! This feels like Christmas 💕

[@divatemple2245]

I loved this! More of the ladies, please!!!! 😂❤❤❤

[@NesterDawn]

That was the best debut for them together! Loved it!

[@ninapeacock4085]

Loved seeing Kathryn & Rachel!! “I can do better” 😂 Ya’ll did great.

[@ryanlund1868]

0:51 made me laugh so hard - about being sick. Kathryn’s lines in particular just hit too close to home. 😂

[@morethanfarmers]

That was great! Props to the ladies for helpin ya'll on this one. We just recently did a homesteaders version of this video on our channel.. so much fun to do!

[@pattyshipacasse8836]

“And I am in a GREAT mood!” 😆😆 this was AMAZING

[@MissRuthComedy]

Brilliant and on fire ! Had me at "I'm always warm." Bravo, ladies !

[@julierasta3605]

Funny!!! Great job on the sarcasm ladies!! 🤣😅 Sure thing let them do whatever, right!?!!! 🤣😆

[@jacquelynnrose5607]

Kathryn & Rachel!!! Woo hoo🎉 great job!! This was very accurate, love the cabinet remark! 😂😂

[@JolieUTU]

Oh hell yes! This was hysterical! Please bring Kathryn & Rachel back for more videos! Love their humor!💗❤️💜💖💯✅

[@HeyitsHeenuhJoy]

I LOOOOVE this!! They’re are so great, especially Rachel’s “I can do better” 😂 More videos with these amazing ladies please 🤩

[@conlanwalsh9820]

They are hilarious. Great comedic timing. The script was also expertly crafted. Well done boyz.

[@paige2876]

Okay, your wives absolutely ROCK!!! They just completely nailed this. We like you guys more because of how amazing your gals are. Good work!

[@abbykurtz5115]

Oh my goodness, I loved this! Kathryn and Rachel, you did awesome! I loved Rachel’s line about Jake playing video games everyday of the week. Haha this was hilarious.

[@stine0203]

Thank you, Kathryn and Rachel! You managed to capture all my sarcastic thoughts that run wild through my head everyday as a wife!

[@alexvanderstoel7663]

The online shopping return one got me 😂😂

[@mandy648]

The laundry hamper one got me!

[@mimibear2587]

Tailgate them, teach them a lesson etc…made my husband listen to that!😂 too real!

[@ConstanceToddSmithCreator]

Ladies, you killed it…!😂

[@RemnantJC]

Hilarious!!!! And SUPER accurate! I always think that it’s just my husband and I that are like this, thank you soooo much. Sooooo funny and true!

[@brandonmyers2449]

Yes! I looooooove seeing your girls in the video (and not in a creepy way I promise)! Great to see the whole family participate The two Mountain Dew ones was hilarious cause of the pod.

[@mandyryll2536]

Love this!!!! You forgot “oh you’re sick??? Please sleep for 10 hours! I know I have it too but I can cook and clean and get the kids from school while you sleep.”

[@kivaroussel6928]

Oh my gosh !! Girls!! You did sooo good!! This was amazing!!

[@bubblegum4803]

Love this!!! "You should play more video games...Monday, Tuesday, Wed.." LOL

[@therealcyberius]

"Hi, welcome home! Everything is in perfect order and I am in a great mood!" I almost died!

[@elizabethmena9839]

Hilarious! Such funny and talented ladies-you are so lucky to have them in your lives. Much love to all of you!🥰

[@sarahmarrufo2542]

The headache comment and the cooking like your mom does had me absolutely rolling...

[@oliviaguthrie6195]

Kathryn and Rachel freaking KILLED it!!!

[@klb9082]

They are HILARIOUS!! Good job! And TRUTH!

[@bethanyhunter5884]

These ladies killed it.

[@kinseypeterson8664]

Quite possibly the most relatable video yet 😂

[@rebeccacardoza4511]

They were awesome! My face hurts a little from smiling/laughing that long 😅

[@eunicedessiree3]

LOVE THIS! More of Kathryn & Rachel, please!

[@chocortez23]

"But not like that you pervert "!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kirstieswick1413]

SO so good ladies, such naturals. I believe you both are this sweet in real life.

[@hannahc1124]

This is amazing. 😂”you should play more video games.” Never would I ever speak those words 😂😂😂

[@LaurenGreen_25]

Rachel is so pretty! Love her personality so much!! ❤

[@OkayAlright1]

Kathryn, "3rd cup of soup?" 😆

[@susannahpilato1726]

More Kathryn and Rachel! That was so fun!👏👏

[@Itskaaelii]

YES! Kathryn and Rachel, we love you ❤

[@jenniferbates2811]

Being snarky and sarcastic are friggin incredible characteristics!! Yay, ladies! Love from Rhode Island!

[@2WhiteAndNerdy]

Way to go, guys! Those women are WAY out of your league. Haha. I guess nice guys DO win sometimes. 🎉

[@jmtoronto5]

I LOVED IT!!!! As a mom of 6 kids so many of these were SPOT ON! ha ha The wifes did great!!!!

[@chillvibes9022]

Excellent video🎉 The ladies were spot on I was laughing so hard bc its so true and they delivered it perfectly. It must be a blast living in your homes with such funny guys and gals around

[@elenaritwells]

Well this is absolutely hilarious. And so accurate lol. Would love to see both the ladies in more videos!

[@rachelscott951]

All of these. All of them. Every day. 😂😂

[@VolcanoGroupie]

Absolutely

[@thegodofpez]

Love the character breaks. 😂

[@mimzyc9949]

I loved this. It’s nice to see your significant others. I want to see more of them.

[@epicmatt3467]

That was good - a perfect level of sincerity lol

[@BlacksGodDaughter]

I loved this. The “I can do better” 😂

[@spilledmilk999]

Great comedic timing! Def more videos with the ladies!

[@taylorharris5750]

Your wives are soooo cute! I second the vote for more of them on your channel! ❤️

[@BrandonJohnson89]

"Not like that, pervert!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@kj7792]

Yes give him the bird, honey, tailgate. Teach him who's boss🤣😁😂🤣

[@denellep8203]

So good... please bring them back for more videos! 😂

[@pchristmas7844]

😂🤣😂 I just have to say you can tell Kathryn is a wife and mom bc it just rolled off of her tongue lol that’s was golden with both Rachel and Kathryn 🥰 love it

[@Silve_Sunflower15]

Congratulations Jake and Rachel!!! I can confirm this is accurate. Keep up the great work! 😂😂😂😂

[@karenweimann8760]

So great to see the ladies. Bring them back!

[@sarahackman8613]

What lovely ladies and perfect delivery, not over the top obnoxious or too mean... Just perfect and spot on, well done.

[@woodstock61]

Great Job guys!! It made me laugh because when I get home, she says I give more lovin' to the dog. .... I don't .

[@Joypyf]

The bedtime line got me 🤦🏻‍♀️😅

[@amberyoung4425]

🤣🤣🤣 this was freaking awesome!!! Yes these are definitely things I would never say, like ever 😂😂 all y'all are great😊