Things Southerners Say during Quarantine Homeschool

Good luck to those who made schedules. Y'all are gonna need it.
#itsasouthernthing #thingssouthernerssay

[@erinpenn7745]

"Momma's talking to herself in the bathroom? That's just a parent teacher conference - y'all just better leave momma alone the rest of the day."

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

“Better yet, tomorrow too...”

[@ah5721]

So me lately when my husband gets home from work and I'm trying to do school too

[@kishamcfadden951]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That had me rolling.

[@logan__hite]

And tomorrow too

[@alicerobertson15]

Darn it...y'all cheated and read my mind weeks ago...also, I'm a Democrat so I know this is a racist thing😜

[@kevinriley6320]

When my son goes back to school. I'm not even going to stop the car. I'm going to tell him to tuck & roll.

[@auntgeriskitchen8238]

😂😂😂 My Alexa answered your Alexa 🤣

[@davidhardwick3816]

Funny, that's what my father said when he dropped my off at college for the first time...

[@Waiting4Him111]

What if he never goes back? What if all the schools close forever and we are in quarantine forever! I'm with the government, send me toilet paper and I'll open the schools back up.🤣

[@doughesson]

@@Waiting4Him111 Cancel college football. Some school will find a cure using medicine that already exists.

[@jasminec.3272]

😩😂😂😭😭😭

[@beckaronibean]

Let me just say, as a homeschooler, quarantine homeschool is NOT what homeschooling is like! 😂😂

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Seconded. 😅

[@southernshenanigans3069]

Thirded...lol that's not a word

[@snowleopard1319]

👍

[@Ella-rf8kq]

Fourthed

[@beckaronibean]

@@southernshenanigans3069 It is now! 😂😂

[@DeniseDutton]

Granny's Institute of Higher Whuppins and Shelling Peas.... Y'ALL THOSE PEAS DON'T SHELL THEMSELVES.

[@Cody_Ramer]

Those green beans don't snap themselves either!

[@JustMe-qo7yw]

Those tators dont turn into chips on their own !

[@J_Addison]

I still hate peas to this day

[@jslferrell]

Corn don’t shuck itself, neither.

[@margaretmayfield2215]

If y’all want pie you better get after those pecans.

[@Lily-rx2cr]

“I’m your teacher, principal librarian.....and bartender.” 😂😂😂

[@randallcase1009]

"j... and bartender." Yeah, that will have you put on admin leave faster than an olympic runner on speed.

[@pamshairexpo3892]

When she said, "Bartender🍸 That last one is just for me"😂🤣

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

I mix foofoo coffee drinks, caffeine is Christian crank. Choose your drugs more culturally acceptable lol

[@doughesson]

"Quarantine quarantine, drinking whiskey like vaccine..."~Mat Best & Tim Montana

[@tswain92_]

@@YeshuaKingMessiah Oreo iced coffee is my drug of choice.

[@thesmallscalefarmer1849]

"I will have to give your teacher more than a Bath and Body candle for Christmas" lol. That's a very popular gift.

[@randallcase1009]

Not much use for us guy teachers though. However I've been know to repurpose them as gifts for my wife.

[@ariannapac6535]

Somehow... honestly...I don't think there will ever be government schools again.

[@nova1047]

Bath and body candles are EXPENSIVE

[@Ikajo]

Just give chocolate... can't go wrong with that.

[@BonnieBlue2A]

Star Sun Wouldn’t that be the best outcome of all of this!

[@laurenh825]

The math thing is legit. "Can they change math?" has been me this week.

[@annak804]

Lauren H common core sucks

[@dom404gamer8]

Yesssss they have definitely changed math !!! 😣

[@johnw2026]

We moved a lot when I was growing up. When we went from one school to another, and the math was different, it messed me up bad. I guess that's why Rush Limbaugh uses the term "Public Screwls."

[@MDAdams72668]

Math still works the same either your answer is correct or incorrect BUT with "common core" it does not matter just how you tried to get from point A to B is all that matters This is CRAZY and these students will believe that it is fact SAD

[@cb8340]

I am so happy my daughter is only in preschool during this! I could barely do math before, I'm not sure how to handle common core!

[@markrounds6302]

When she asked Alexa to home school her kids, my Alexa came on and said the exact thing as in the video at the same time!

[@rayjohnson2387]

Mine said..." u had em...u teach em" 🤣

[@choirkitty]

@@rayjohnson2387 dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ereristark425]

Lol that's what i came here to say 😂 Alexa is listening!

[@Jypsie415]

That's hilarious!

[@HariSeldon913]

They should have done a throwback to an earlier episode and had Alexa totally misunderstand what she said.

[@woltersworld]

On a happy note, I watch your videos with my son and i started watching one without him and he heard y'all's voices and made a funny look at me, like I was hiding an episode from him. Then he heard the Renasant Bank at the end and then he knew... He also thought your channel was the Renasant Bank channel. SO... the sponsorship is working awesome on 8 year olds in Illinois :)

[@kingofbeers5673]

So my question is if y'all are homeschoolin your kids, why aint granny there teaching them how to properly season a cast iron skillet?

[@matthew8153]

king of beers She’s off partying with Florida Man.

[@Just-aNerd]

I needed that lesson when I became an adult and maybe ruined one.

[@kingofbeers5673]

@@matthew8153 lol, i thought he was in an abandoned walmart wrasslin a gator.

[@matthew8153]

king of beers He left for fear of being trampled by crowds after the toilet paper.

[@kingofbeers5673]

@@matthew8153 toilet papers for city boys, hell we just use palmetto fronds. yeah, you gotta be kinda careful but it adds a little adventure, kinda spices up the quarantine.

[@firebrandsgirl]

"Home school of whooping and shelling peas. " oh how miss Susie Ingram Cotten

[@michiwonderoutdoors2282]

2:50 Don't touch your face!!!

[@kmarch6630]

That's pretty much what my daughter tells her kids already, haha! But seriously, I love the little shits.

[@marydahm6851]

The math ones are hilarious! 😆 “How many Little Debbies do I have?”

[@jamesmckane1205]

The whole box. Don't break into my little debbie stash LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@corrineweber1007]

The correct answer to how many "Little Debbie" snack cakes are left is: None...Zero...Cause I ate them all !

[@lauranolastnamegiven3385]

the correct answer is, 'never enough'

[@streetofdreams4538]

Time for those free Khan Academy videos!

[@lourdeswhitener9713]

None because ya ate all of em

[@sarahdangelo3168]

Suggestion for y'all: I was homeschooled as a kid. We never had those hour-by-hour schedules. We had a list of things to do for the day, and if we'd done them all, we could go play. We could do the things we didn't need help for in whatever order we wanted, and then we took turns doing things we needed my mom's help with. If your kids have assignments from their teachers, I recommend letting them choose what order to do them. It feels like more freedom, which I think is something we all need right now.

[@elizabethagnes5994]

Same

[@katherineknapp4370]

That's a really good idea.

[@MrsWheezer]

I have used ‘take the dogs for a walk as recess’ on many occasions. Snarking at each other? Take the dogs for a walk Mom or Dad have work calls? Take the dogs for a walk It’s going to rain and everybody’s going to be trapped inside the house? Take the dogs for a walk before the rain gets here. Cooking dinner? Take the dogs for a walk We may be getting fat from stress eating, but our dogs are going to be in the best shape of their lives.

[@doughesson]

Dad needs a cigarette break? Kids,take the dogs for a walk & don't let Jelly Bean off her leash this time unless you want to drive 2 miles to get her back.

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

Lmao

[@CUniqueTheOneAndOnly]

MrsWheezer 😂

[@cbsumm88]

Being homeschooled I couldn’t stop laughing

[@theheroiccraft7801]

C Summerlin same lol

[@erickae.419]

C Summerlin as a homeschool graduate I was dying of laughter! 😂

[@paintballfanatic7231]

Same

[@Sarah-lt4vv]

YES

[@freerunning2Him]

I've pretty much told all my friends to hit me up if they need help. I was taught at home k-12 and wouldn't mind teaching my kids at home someday either. Been sharing tips from Blimey Cow while at it 😂

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

"What are y'all learnin? Ice road truckers or pawn stars?" Lmfao

[@doughesson]

I'm old enough to remember when the History Channel actually showed history.

[@kelleystephens6752]

Ikr i loved this!!!!❤

[@josuemartinez4828]

@@doughesson is that a joke I'm too young to understand?

[@corrineweber1007]

History? Well, there's a Whole Channel for that! And who could teach art better than Bob Ross🎨?

[@doughesson]

@@josuemartinez4828 It sounds like it. My stepson once remarked that "Oh,I'm sure that the Germans will win this time." Smart Alec brat.

[@wendyfairfull8967]

As a seasoned homeschooler, this had me laughing till tears ran down my face. I've graduated all five of my kids, and I've had many days like that. Btw- the schedule usually goes in the trash by the third day.

[@GoddessNeith]

it lasted THAT long?

[@danielleasewala2225]

@@GoddessNeith THEIR WAS A SCHEDULE MY NANA JUST PRAYED WE GOT SOMETHING DONE WITHOUT ME OR MY SISTER HAVING A FIST FIGHT?!

[@mcpartyhikes8636]

Lol yall forgot the full time homeschoolers whose school work remains unchanged but the socialization has tanked dramatically - like everyone else, but it's really dramatic for us, lol, the principle and teacher are debating staging a walkout.

[@ashleypenn7845]

Agreed. We miss the library so much. Even my reluctant reader is asking when we can go back.

[@mcpartyhikes8636]

@@ashleypenn7845 same with our trio, library, homeschool group, church, the playgrounds in the area, and then our little bit of adult conversation and interaction is basically toast. Lol I don't think most people have any idea how social homeschoolers are.

[@lordofweirdness4714]

Mcparty Hikes and then how unsocial public students are

[@sammyhammy78]

Agreed! My three are missing all of our field trips...even our trips to the library. And that's coming from my son would rather go dig to the crust of the earth than read anything, lol.

[@Jypsie415]

Exactly! If anything, as homeschoolers, we're VERY social... Library, dance class, Scouts, park play dates, co-ops, etc... But now, we're stuck without our own socialization with other parents as our kids beg for time with their friends. It's stifling! We've got the homeschool part down pat, but everything else is upended and killing us too!

[@virtuallyunited3707]

People, I was homeschooled. For all the people that made fun of my family... I graduated from college two years early, my brother has traveled to Washington D.C. on multiple business trips, my sister is happily married on a farm... look, homeschooling may be tough, but if done properly, it can actually really help a child. They don't have to worry about drama or being bullied, or bullying others to make themselves feel better. All it takes is dedicated parents... that's it. Key word: dedicated. Take the time to raise your kids right, and life will go so much better for you.

[@Cody_Ramer]

Sadly most parents nowadays do not do that.

[@shelby.quilling]

Yes!!!

[@aureliajesical.1569]

Yes!There are times when I feel like homeschooling is better for not compromising your mental health to bullying and peer pressure

[@ACCreationFilmStudio]

Amen to that! Growing up in the military and moving constantly, homeschooling was actually the best way to go in our household. The work stayed consistent versus transferring from school to school. When we originally started with the campus setting, class material was always taught out of sync. It was a totally nightmare! Homeschooling was such a blessing for us all! I ended up finishing school earlier than I would have on campus. I continued my studies all the way up to PhD level. Homeschooling definitely prepared me to stay focused in my studies. I will also state that every person is different and homeschooling is not for everybody.

[@shelpippg2202]

Yaaasss!

[@tracydimond3759]

Granny's Institute of higher whopping and shelling peas. That had me rollin'. Lmao

[@kmarch6630]

Yep, I'm granny.

[@millbranch2]

I too attended institute of higher learning. Mine was Mamaw's Academy of Shelling Peas and You Kids Go Outside While I Rest My Eyes and Watch Guiding Light.

[@hollybrooke322]

I went to that school!!!

[@threetreasures7698]

I also went to the same school!

[@KenS1267]

I loved shelling peas. It was when I graduated to Snapping Beans and Silking Corn that I hated that school.

[@a.violet5905]

As an actual homeschooling parent, I find this absolutely hilarious! Hang in there y'all!

[@naomin5397]

I learned more homeschooling (and faster) than public school. My social life was diverse too, was able to interact with all ages and not just peers. 🙂 But this had me laughing- there were challenges too! But you learn as you go. That's the beauty of it.

[@landriconstance5795]

Naomi N I agree! Very well put 😝

[@kelsiejo1743]

I was homeschooled all the way through 12th grade. My momma is a super hero!!

[@gailborden837]

Kelsie Jo .....She sure Is !!!

[@beckaronibean]

I have nine siblings - Mom homeschooled us all the way from kindergarten through high school. Moms are awesome! 😂😂😂

[@buckstaffvvile9064]

Looks as if she did a good job of it. Two coherent sentences and no misuse of spelling, punctuation or grammar. By today's standards, that's world class.

[@fionnnolan]

@@buckstaffvvile9064 what about autocorrect 😂

[@anndrearankin9780]

@@beckaronibean omg same i have 9 too we have super moms😂 🔥

[@KimberlyGreen]

I predict school funding is going to get a big bump after this.

[@truepeacenik]

Kimberly G. Your lips to G-d’s ears! And healthcare, too. For the workers.

[@KimberlyGreen]

@@truepeacenik To God's ears ... *and* the politicians, administrators and accountants. 😉

[@annak804]

Kimberly G. I hope so them professional teachers get paid so little

[@gigipizzuto4068]

Because you think it'll finish before next school year. I got the feeling we'll have a quarantined Xmas...

[@KimberlyGreen]

@@gigipizzuto4068 Lord have mercy I hope not!

[@aislinngraves4291]

We homeschooled first through twelfth, welcome to our world America. :D Here's some advice... 1. Take a deep breath and relax. You can do this! After all, you have been teaching your little ones since they were born. 2. Semper Gumby ( Always Flexible ) You have to roll with it y'all! Don't get so caught up in the schedule that you miss the teachable moments. You can learn so much just making cookies with the kids. and 3. The best schooling is learning how to think and how to find answers, not in memorizing facts. ( except your times and addition tables. Those you need to memorize! ) Remember all learning begins with two statements. " I don't know." and "Let's find out."

[@mrs.johnson7955]

Thank you for posting this comment!

[@MsPants1632]

I made cookies with my 10 and 12 year old sons the other day. I learned that it would have been better if I had a glass of wine before I started 🤣🤣. But none the less they do keep talking about how fun it was and how they want to do it again. Ok boys... I’m ready 🍷 🍪 😉

[@MsPants1632]

assassinlexx haha I was 28 and newly married and had a fire on the stove. It happens 🤷🏻‍♀️. Note to anyone... don’t throw diced tomatoes into a pan with hot oil 🤣

[@aislinngraves521]

@@mrs.johnson7955 You're welcome, Mrs. Johnson. :)

[@aislinngraves521]

@@MsPants1632 lol I hear ya, Mama! :)

[@louisagreer1700]

Full time homeschooler here. The chaos from the newbies is fun

[@abyc-m2291]

"that last one was just for me" This made me laugh

[@CantankerousDave]

I'm digging Matt's "Should You Eat It?" flowchart. I need one of those for my kitchen. "Should You Whip It?" is another good one if you remember the eighties.

[@nanoflower1]

Love how the answer for Bacon is always 'Eat it.'

[@Umbrellaoflove]

CantankerousDave ;”whip it good”😷🤜🏻🦠🌎😀❣️🇨🇦

[@mostirrational]

Guess I'm not the only one who paused the video to read it.

[@captchia]

I want, no, NEED that flowchart for my kitchen!

[@MelB868]

I was a 80’s kid born in 1980 and don’t remember that

[@callieseber7471]

“I think they changed math”😂

[@annak804]

Callie Seber they did its called common core it turns A+ students into F students

[@sophistanonym1703]

Used to be just numbers. When they ran out they started using letters, then everything that exists, things that don't exist and now things that might exist eventually.

[@vickistine9388]

random chicks music think Callie was quoting the guy in the video...

[@nofunatall4094]

@@sophistanonym1703 reminds me of learning imaginary numbers in school. Who would have thought that existed.

[@michelledutcher3243]

Everyone has gained a new respect for teachers during this. Bless their hearts!

[@ussling]

"Is Star Trek a subject?" Yes, absolutely.

[@tuffy2873]

ussling I think that falls under the STEM category.

[@mcpartyhikes8636]

Also philosophy and literature

[@chrisrebel1552]

ussling no Star Wars is

[@backyardrebel2149]

@@mcpartyhikes8636 And language. Anyone know Klingon?

[@mcpartyhikes8636]

@@backyardrebel2149 I should, as many hours as I spent watch it with my dad when I was little.

[@schylarmckenzie13]

It’s funny when your actually homeschooled, cause nothing really changes for us! 😂Love the video!

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Yeupppp

[@theopkingdom3433]

Really? We home school and a TON has changed for us... No youth groups, co-ops, library, sports programs... We're homeschoolers, but we quarantine school too!

[@schylarmckenzie13]

the op kingdom well we didn’t do co op or sports, so all that’s changed is not going to church and not going to the library, but we still watch church online, watch bible classes, and pick up books from the library.

[@erikagehm2805]

These are great. Welcome to what your kid's(') teacher goes through everyday till Summer Vacation then multiply it by 20. Same for your tutor.

[@punkydoggear8172]

Been homeschooling for 20 years. Love it! I don't know why people freak out about it. It is so much fun learning and discovering with my kids.

[@danabryant6138]

"....And that is why Joe Exotic went to prison."

[@doughesson]

Who?

[@danabryant6138]

@@doughesson Netflix

[@corrineweber1007]

Yeah, I literally had to look up who Joe Exotic was cause I didn't honestly know. Hey, Iearned something new today 😆😆

[@christynr1388]

Isn’t it ironic! For the past how long, people have been fighting for the right to homeschool their kids in this country! Now it’s mandatory!!😜

[@irishpickens6581]

"History? There's a whole channel on that! What are y'all kids learning? Ice Road Truckers or Pawn Stars?"

[@kajlove1]

“Grannies institute of higher whippings and shelling peas” Hilarious 😂 I remember shelling peas for my mom. It wasn’t a punishment, it just had to be done.

[@kmarch6630]

Yep. I never liked shelling peas or Lima beans. Green bean and corn shucking wasnt so bad. I hated picking okra and peeling tomatoes.

[@darlawest5162]

And peeling peaches. And snapping beans. And shucking corn. Ah, the good ole bad ole days.

[@randomlycreative7194]

I remember shucking corn for my grandma.

[@marisolzuniga8409]

This is currently me with my little brothers !! I only get 30 min of me time !! My parents paid me to be the teacher so i cant complain !! 😂😂

[@marisolzuniga8409]

Haha looks like i am the one that needs the english class 😂

[@evernight4ever]

You get PAID!!!

[@annak804]

Marisol zuniga smart parents

[@maroonspider50]

If anything proves that teachers need a raise, this whole situation does

[@onemercilessming1342]

Maraoonspider50--And these mommies and daddies are only dealing with their own little darlings. Shove a fully loaded classroom at them for a day--just a day--and see how quickly they head for the liquor cabinet.

[@maroonspider50]

One MercilessMing Exactly. I’m going to school to be a teacher, and all the teachers I’ve asked have said that it’s funny how crazy parents go with just their own kids during the summer.

[@onemercilessming1342]

@@maroonspider50--I retired from teaching--a quarter century of it in a ghetto/barrio environment. I can't tell you how many people thought all I did was play with kids all day. The classes had fun when appropriate, but the end game IS education and teaching is not for the faint of heart. It's rewarding and frustrating and heartwarming and heartbreaking. All the teaching and classroom management strategies are fine, but YOU are the one who has to command the classroom. Some parents will support you. Others will do their best to undermine you--sometimes for reasons that make no sense. So, be choosy in accepting a contract. Research the district as carefully as they are supposed to research you. Find out everything you can about the site to which you will be assigned before you ever set foot on the grounds. Good luck to you.

[@maroonspider50]

One MercilessMing Thank you, and bless you for teaching that long.

[@onemercilessming1342]

@@maroonspider50--I loved what I did. The kids were great. I hated the conditions under which I was supposed to teach in the district. The parents were problematic, as their community organizers were forever stirring up issues. I wish you well and thank you for the kind words.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

*laughs in homeschooled all my life*

[@oliviatouba9313]

Lol, I was homeschooled, too (for 8 years).

[@jayreiacira]

As a homeschooling mom, I always find it astounding the questions my relatives ask. They're stunned when I say to throw the schedule out the window. Just make a list of what needs to be done and do it as you can. To us schedules are limiting and they suck all the fun out of sneaking into the kitchen for snacks and playing in the yard or pulling out games as a reward for finishing subjects.

[@jaquaymixon1948]

"Institute of higher whoopings and shelling peas" bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jordan_Lee0298]

My favorite part was when he said, "Y'all better start praying to Jesus right now; I mean if he could feed 5000 with a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish, then He can do anything." That was amazing! GOD Bless, y'all!!

[@Spc22819]

I’m a teacher , and to be honest , part of me is loving the home schooling ! The parents can see what we have to deal with ! Your child is not an angel at school sir , I can tell you that! not that I need , because you are the one teaching him now !

[@13Senko]

Matt is an entire mood! 🤣🤣🤣 And as a sub, yes they made math so ass backwards that my "old method" got my students through it and saved me from a headache!

[@bethanyhenry2856]

Thank the Lord I am already home schooled and have been for 5 years now!! It is soo much more relaxing!!! And It helps the parents tune into what their kids are learning!

[@tampatime3515]

I am a homeschooler. The world once laughed at me. Now they beg for advice. Mwahahahahaha

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Is sports a subject?” Yeah it’s called PE :)

[@ChinchillaQueen]

My mom called it chores

[@danielmullins2727]

Y'all should do a Kevin and Diana homeschool their kids🤣🤣🤣

[@calliejenkins3166]

Well the are both quarantined so that would be pretty hard to film

[@danielmullins2727]

@@calliejenkins3166 Yes, you do have a point that I didn't think about but they are getting really creative and they could film parts separately and put them together as if they were in the same house.

[@randallcase1009]

Oh, by all means PLEASE!

[@HariSeldon913]

@@danielmullins2727 "Mommy, why does the living room change each time you and daddy take turns teaching?"

[@MDAdams72668]

@@HariSeldon913 because daddy teaches reality and I prefer fantasy

[@abadgamer11]

When they said Alexa my alexa went off

[@MDAdams72668]

@K!ngS!ze f you have any of these devices in you're home (or other private space) you are sheeple

[@greyfiveys]

“And that’s why Joe Exotic went to jail.” 😂 😂 😂

[@sarah-vharnden1891]

“Is Star Trek a subject” I WISH 😭

[@MeandmyTea]

As a former Homeschooler 😂 I'm LOVING THIS! LoL Bob Ross was my 🖌Art teacher TOO!!! 😆😆😆

[@stonetop]

As someone with an engineering degree I'm laughing over everyone who is puzzled over y'alls kids maths

[@killersopinion1829]

Have you ever seen common core math? That crap is no laughing matter! 👎👎😭😭😢

[@killersopinion1829]

@@heyyall9378 The way common core is actually taught in public schools, it is being used to replace the old way of doing math. Kids are FORCED to draw diagrams to prove a simple math fact that we were made to memorize. Common core really is the long way around in doing math.

[@rivka954]

Yeah common core math is like the people were on LSD when they thought it up. I do advanced plane analytical geometry for fun so I'm a pretty fair judge on it. I've always homeschooled my kids so I go old school math all the way through calculus and they do just fine, better actually than the local HS grads.

[@jendubay3782]

Rivka almost all home school kids do better than public school children

[@JaydedCammie]

Common core is teaching kids how numbers relate to each other instead of filling out a form. When I was in college, I tutored algebra and statistics. The students who were taught common core had a lot less trouble with the mathematical thinking required in late high school/college level math.

[@toast2139]

As someone who is homeschooled this describes my whole life

[@JSAC66]

“Ice Road Truckers or Pawn Stars?” 🤣👍🏼

[@rexromani2415]

This plague is the best thing for teachers ever they deserve so much more than what they get (couse parents get how hard it is now. they hopefully will understand when teachers ask for the raise they deserve)

[@joy5976]

this pandemic is a nightmare and possibly the WORST thing for teachers... schools aren't saying forget it parents have to teach their kids,, teachers are having to put their lessons online and they have to handle all of their students they get throughout the day (100-200 depending on the school) in one day... they feel bad because their kids aren't getting the education they need,, why on earth would you think this is good for them?

[@DeathnoteBB]

Bellator Tonitri Honestly I hope schools will start paying teachers more but who knows...

[@rexromani2415]

@@joy5976 because, parents who were previously unaware of how difficult it is to teach kids will understand why teachers should be paid more and don't forget politicians have kids too.... They will hopefully be more thankful for the teachers

[@darci1410]

@@joy5976 I think what she was getting at is that after having kids home and trying to get through helping them with school work, that teachers deserve more than what they get paid for. That teaching is not an easy job.

[@rexromani2415]

@@darci1410 thank you for clarifying but I'm a boy bellator tonitri is Latin for warrior of thunder but I understand why you got confused don't worry

[@gypsybelle4757]

“Alexa, homeschool my kids!” Lol! 😂

[@DaltonHBrown]

1:58 "If I have a box of little Debbie's and I dont share any, how many little Debbie's do I have?" 12, the answer is 12.

[@pauljoyner4338]

Or 8 if it's a box of regular fudge rounds.

[@MDAdams72668]

@@pauljoyner4338 Or none if I was hungry

[@DaltonHBrown]

@@pauljoyner4338 Do fudge rounds only have 8? I thought it was at least 10.

[@pauljoyner4338]

@@DaltonHBrown Nope my friend only 8 to a box for regular size. There is 12 in the jumbo size box. My kids will destroy a box of 8 like a lion on a 3 legged gazelle.

[@durrem]

Missing the "No" between "Was it Expensive" and "Is it Bacon."

[@ErykaSoleil]

This was funny, but can we please take a moment to appreciate that "You Dropped Food On The Floor" flowchart next to Matt?

[@glorfac]

First class: Firearm Orientation Second class: P.E. Third class: Evils of government Graduate

[@naomilspivey406]

So me! My son’s poor teacher!😂🤣

[@EricRoseBahamas]

Enjoying and waving in The Bahamas :)

[@annak804]

Eric Rose lucky

[@BuzzinVideography]

I was a tutor for 3 years. So yeah, I’m nailing that home school thing

[@goodycitizen]

So true y'all... I've called on Jesus a LOT during this time because only He could help me with 2nd grade math lol!!

[@TheScarlett618]

Some of us were ALREADY Homeschooling. 😉

[@whitepinehokie84]

I can't believe no one is talking about the magical Dropped Food on the Floor sign at 0:23 - I totally need that.

[@matthewbrown1168]

😂 my Alexa heard her say that and said hmm I dont have those settings

[@qte5530]

🤔i can get a degree in The Southern Atomic Family😘 And budgeting beer money😂

[@cassidydorinda535]

Stay away from my little Debbie's

[@isaphoenix9673]

That's my momma! She got in a fight with my teacher because we didn't realize she had posted something. Practically the southerners always win. My teacher is a military woman, not southern so it was interesting. But she did say that 'bout "Math? Ha, Y'all better go pray to God!"

[@retirednavy8720]

I teach HS. Maybe the parents will have a better idea of just how hard it is. LOL.

[@AM-os4ty]

That's the problem. It is not that hard to teach. The biggest problems are behavior and paperwork related.

[@MsPants1632]

I don’t know. I have kids in high school middle school and elementary school and the only child I need to help with homeschooling now is the elementary kid. My older kids are doing well on their own so I think most parents of older kids are letting them be but the elementary parents are on the struggle bus with the homeschooling. But I feel ya, I can’t imagine how hard teaching kids in high school is!! That’s a lot of attitude I’m sure. My high schoolers tell me stories and it sounds crazy!!

[@Prof_LMC]

The long division joke was so freaking awesome! I love your character !!! =))) I really really needed that laugh right now!!!

[@sophierobinson2738]

More fun Southern humor:Jeanne Robertson.

[@nanad9845]

I love Matt ... That's my kind of teaching ... Especially long division PS Thanks all of you made me laugh ... We need more laughter in our lives these days ... It was a great video 😇

[@theninjacat7200]

I am sooo glad I stumbled across It's a southern thing!!! These skits have got to be the most consistently funny sources of entertainment in youtube! I had to subscribe. Good, clean comedy. These guys deserve a national show like Saturday night Live!

[@JSAC66]

I am soooo glad my kid is grown and out of school! 🤗👍🏼

[@Mia-sj1mi]

Star Trek is a subject... My homeschool friends and I play Minecraft as a subject!

[@LightSeekers777]

This is truly a chance to give your kids wisdom, God's true knowledge. Read Bible history of why plagues happen, Who our protection comes from, and what He expects us to do in this plague. Study the Passover! Teach your kids sin= breaking God's Laws; and punishment/JUDGEMENTS will happen to turn us back.

[@paytonmills7058]

I swear Matt is the best, he is the most relatable of them all.

[@amandawilson7555]

"y'all just need to start praying to Jesus now" 🤣

[@UnfilteredMedic]

Schools in my county are shut down entirely. There is no online learning or anything. Likely the kids will be out until August and unfortunately, all will get an automatic advancement to the next grade. Some kids who aren't ready for the next year will suffer. Concerning Math......I've never had to find an ex. Quarantine homeschool is a much higher level of homeschooling. Yes....Jesus knew his learning and especially long division. Get to it!!!

[@randallcase1009]

Well, you can always do something. There are a ton of resources online that you can use. Something, nearly anything, is better than nothing.

[@doughesson]

Ever work a speed/time/distance triangle to figure an ETA? That's Algebra.

[@greyfiveys]

DocBravo same here. we have 15 minutes added to the end of the day next school year

[@mhaandharrypotter2660]

Lol so true yall did good 😂😂my mom right now

[@maryellencook9528]

I don't have to do homeschooling, but why I sent my 2 daughters a care package from Spec's-a liquor store here in Texas. Yes, that's an essential business here.

[@ozone5100]

I laughed a little too much through this. Been home schooling since my kids were little. now they are HS their own. I truly feel for y'all first timers.

[@mostirrational]

As a homeschooler myself taking online classes, I'm pretty much quarantined in my bedroom.

[@mrs.cracker4622]

Actually watching film versions of classic literature is a great homeschooling aide.

[@lauranolastnamegiven3385]

we had it in real school...The Yearling? 300 pages...here's the film, kids

[@sapph4324]

History through film. Elective at my school, easy GPA points

[@natk7596]

Homeschooling was/is way different from quarantine schooling. I grew up in a family of 8 kids and we didn't do co-op. But we did schooling that was unique to each one of us. We were able to sing in a homeschool choir and go on choir tours to different states and a bunch of different places in our home state. We sang at nursing homes/assisted living places, community events, military bases and events as well as private gatherings and talent shows. We did a lot in the community as a family as well. Co-ops, in homeschooling are good because it gives the parents a breather and allows the sharing of common experiences with parents and children of other homeschool families. Homeschooling is also very flexible. I loved it! My mother was an awesome teacher, I just didn't like learning in the traditional sense so ended up teaching myself a lot. But my Mother was totally awesome and still is! The only public schooling I have ever done is what I am doing in college and the experience there, I think, isn't even as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Homeschooling also allows the children to be raised to think and make decisions early on their own which is a really good thing.

[@quigonkenny]

"Grannie's Institution of Higher Whoopin's and Shellin' Peas" Glad to know I'm not the only graduate of that fine house of learning...

[@crazy808ish]

Wow. Parents actually having to be full-time instead of part-time parents for once? Amazing.

[@theopkingdom3433]

As a home schooling mom, I find that attitude obnoxious. Not everyone can or wants to homeschool their kids.

[@MDAdams72668]

@Jami Hensley If you can't stand your children mabey you did not train them right

[@MDAdams72668]

@Jami Hensley Mom was home morning till 3 I took over then(we both needed to work). I and 2 of three of my children are ADHD so yeah we need to burn energy before even trying to sit still. As for training yup dogs and humans need to be "trained" different skills but the same mindset(I don't yell at dogs or children). If you haven't tired someone with ADHD out before asking them to be still you are not helping them or yourself. Yelling at someone to be still is not training it is cruel. Training is ok, I see you are needing some exercise, here is a push mower go cut the grass come back when you are done and we can study or rest.

[@MDAdams72668]

@Jami Hensley Yeah I paid high school taxes and my children never went(except the first one for 3 mo.) I did not know how poorly the money was being used

[@AndrewB24]

All these people now doing homeschool lmao been doin it my whole life

[@rhodawatkins4516]

Andrew Berman Why are you homeschooled?

[@AndrewB24]

Rhoda Watkins because public schools near me are horrible

[@TheAmateurPrepper]

This is hilarious! What blows my mind though, I am a parent who homeschooled 3 kids back in the 80's - 90's (one all the way through high school and 2 through 7th/8th grade), so I offered to do a free Zoom call to help elementary school parents who have been forced into homeschooling. NO ONE took me up on a free training. I guess everyone already knows how to homeschool...

[@bwpeterson2780]

Ok Mary sounds just like my mom

[@hollyfisher8811]

Do NOT throw-out that "Geometry Paper Towel", Please...It is reusable, if you know what I mean 😉🤦‍♀️😁!!!

[@lustrae]

Holly Fisher I have been making my kids lay theirs out in the counter after they use them to dry their hands. I can reuse that! It’s still clean!!

[@hollyfisher8811]

@@lustrae Exactly~Same Here in Arizona😎:)

[@lindajohnson4204]

Granny's Institute of Shellin' Peas was great. It taught you to appreciate things, or at least that such a thing was possible. It was done sitting on the front porch, watching the world pass by, and exchanging friendly words with your neighbors. Honest.

[@jettahammond2916]

"Is Star Trek a subject?" I wish it was 😂

[@Rose-ez9vf]

I hope ya’ll know... real homeschool an’t nothing like ya’ll going through 😂

[@NotSoFast71]

Why is parents having to spend time with their own kids such an alien idea? Spring break, summer, Thanksgiving, Christmas, kids are out of school half the year as it is.

[@AM-os4ty]

It's not quite as funny, I think. 🙂

[@debanydoombringer1385]

You mean when they are on baseball, soccer, or football teams. Going swimming, playing outside, hanging with their friends, riding bikes. They can't do that right now.

[@ThatBlackPiano]

Glenn Robertson It’s not a matter of “spending time” w/ them. It’s a matter of teaching them and w/ authority and assurance that you know what you’re talking about and what you say is accurate. 🤓 Parents don’t wanna be responsible for their kids failing or falling behind on stuff. Especially since now one teacher that’s never done this before is teaching ALL subjects as if they know what they’re doing and this is not just the entire family learning stuff together. Like when you all sit around watching episodes of How It’s Made.😂🤣