Things Went Wrong!! | Miami Boat Ramps | Black Point Marina

Welcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
We are working on adding 2 more ramps to the roster. Stay tuned!
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Disclaimer : We receive a ton of emails and messages from people telling us we filmed them at the ramp this past weekend and they want to know when the video will air. This is not a question we can typically answer. We film from three or more ramps every week and have a massive back log of content and sometime it could be weeks or months after an event occurs before we air the video. We put stuff out as fast as we can but we only air three videos a week and in a typical weekend get 6-10 episodes worth of content meaning we get content faster then we can air it. Thanks for watching and just be sure to keep watching looking for your content it will air but probably not immediately after it happens!

[@fleece192]

As a previous boat owner. Lake hopatcong . Nj shore, wallenpaupack, lake leneir, and a few others. I enjoy your videos. Thanks

[@TomwithaDream]

That Trimar triple at 2:00 has a bow thruster... Very cool.

[@bessarion1771]

the higher horse power the lower boating IQ. And, inevitably, ONE line on the bow...

[@robertmorris8997]

Now now. Not true with me. These yahoos? Pretty close.

[@DonziGT230]

I've had boats from 0 horsepower to 500+, pretty sure my IQ didn't change when switching between boats.

[@darknes7800]

In some cases......

[@bessarion1771]

@@DonziGT230 did you start low and went up? In that case your IQ was boosted by experience.

[@davidturk6170]

1:17 - at that point, the guy with the rope on the dock should have wrapped it around a post at the front. Then the captain could reverse engines into the dock.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

"Rope"? *line "Post"? *Piling Get yer terminology down & you'd be 100 correct. MAKE THE LINE ''FAST' to a piling (couple wraps)... RULE #1. Then captn can backer down.. bUT THESE ARE GOOGANS WHO DON'T KNOW squat. MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS.

[@jaylancaster5419]

People don't know how to use spring/pivot lines

[@jeffrandolf5673]

@@jaylancaster5419 "pivot"? Never heard a spring line called a "pivot line"😅

[@jaylancaster5419]

@@jeffrandolf5673 Its a pivot point. At least you know what a spring line is. That's a plus.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

@@jaylancaster5419 I call the aft spring line the "E-brake"

[@pjdava]

Miami Boat Ramps, Wow, this made my day brighter! Thank you!

[@mikediamond353]

Everyone go back to 7:00 and listen to the excited narration. This video has something different; finally we get beautiful SILENCE😅

[@anssimyllymaki1624]

What is it with Florida men and water?

[@bessarion1771]

Most are clueless about seamanship....

[@mr.c1987]

alcohol

[@alfiejoebob4688]

I have never seen so many INCOMPETANT PEOPLE

[@jonathonmarshall2452]

The docks at the ramps here you’d get yelled at for tying off to. Drop off your truck driver and get out of the way. I’ve seen 30+ vehicles in line to use the ramp and if you sit on the dock/ramp you are in Everyone’s way

[@jaylancaster5419]

Dude on the blue Trimar had a bow thruster ... LoL

[@myvalium1]

Geez triple 400’s and he doesn’t know how to use them.

[@Ethan-_-_]

Lol exactly what I said

[@TheSilmarillian]

New sub here great content indeed hello from down under.

[@mikediamond353]

Hello, yourself. California here! Have you ever heard of an aussie Calling himself "Stroppy Me"? His Hey-Day was 3 or 4 years ago.

[@agodwin2011]

Just curious why don't they use the center side cleats if they have them to tie the boat at the ramp.

[@richardingraham-yy4sz]

A question for you at Fred the crocodile ever attacked anybody?

[@robertmorris8997]

Driving a boat is nowhere near as hard as these guys make it look. Basic lack of understanding of action reaction. "If I do this, the boat does this." Don't do the stuff that messes you up, and do the stuff that get what you want done.

[@mauifilms4632]

Most of these captains are obviously first time boat owners

[@OpenCarryUSMC]

They are not captains they are AIMERS.

[@davidhudson5452]

The crok is hungry

[@jeffrandolf5673]

01:09 Guy on dock with bow line needs to MAKE THE LINE FAST to a piling... RULE #1. Then captn can backer down.. bUT THESE ARE GOOGANS WHO DON'T KNOW squat. MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS.

[@billeldon]

So many of these “captains” seem to have zero concept of how a boat moves. They’re frequently steering in the wrong direction when they apply thrust, and then too much thrust only makes things worse.

[@paulkersey2179]

Where does all this money come from?

[@gapcityracing6086]

Drugs

[@timothyharrison8953]

​@@gapcityracing6086exactly!

[@jeffrandolf5673]

Ukraine money laundering.

[@pauldavis1943]

I wonder this every time I watch this channel

[@poepflater]

Don't know why they can't line the docs with tyres

[@robertheinkel6225]

Tires are an environmental hazard.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

As in OLD dried out BLACK RUBBER car tires? Do you even know what they do to nice shiny gelcoat?

[@poepflater]

@@jeffrandolf5673 I guess less damage than a concrete pier? I guess we live in the 2000s now, they could probably afford to have white rubber bumpers installed to line the berths if everybody that used the dock kicked in $10 every time they used it.

[@DonziGT230]

When you have three engines and a bow thruster and still can't pull off a clean docking, find a new hobby.

[@bks252]

I keep waiting for an instructional video with you driving a multi-engine boat or a jet boat, with a strong current and show us how it’s done and how it’s just not that hard to dock a jet boat with wind and current. Please let us know when you’re going to show us your skills.

[@davidturk6170]

It’s frustrating watching stupidity.

[@NilesC9]

Why does Broncos guru always assume it is "wifey"? Could be girlfriend, daughter, sisters, etc?

[@mikediamond353]

Well, now that the cross-gender people are demanding equal rights Nobody has a DINKY SHOW!,

[@pauldavis1943]

It's hard to say "concubiney"

[@MrLeviaFUN]

Ok there Karen...

[@mikediamond353]

Yes, I would rather he address every female as "Girlie"