This Cards Video Went WAY TOO FAR

[@TheHeck69]

i think yumi is a toddler in a somewhat adult meat suit

[@RealBrenudo]

I've yet to see a normal-looking photo of Yumi

[@isaacjones6638]

“Somewhat adult”😂 Bro is not even qualified to be considered a full adult

[@Gyaradosage]

He is a kid that was unwillingly dragged through time and now exists at a point that could potentially be considered adulthood

[@squibblez2517]

​@@isaacjones6638he's a 90 year old with a 10 year old mind

[@whatthefuckiswater2055]

He's like if some kid had a hormonal imbalance and he's like 7ft 6in at like 8 years old

[@ninjazohan1]

Only Blarg can play a banger card like SQUAM and block the image with his face cam. Get this guy an award

[@BLP04]

21:11 pedo means fart, but “no hay pedo” is Mexican slang for “no problem”

[@Heroo01]

don't worry friend, there is no fart

[@BLP04]

@@Heroo01 yep, that’s what it sounds like to the rest of us Latinos

[@ShadowOfDeadRhodes21]

I thought it was short for pedoph*le

[@MrSession]

So what are Pedophiles?

[@CjMyers-i3r]

​@@BLP04 I Mexican and I didn't know that

[@littlelitty8788]

To decipher, at least partially, "Spongebob really doing MrCrabs dirty all on the Spongebob yesterday". Not entirely sure on the "'all" or even the second "Spongebob", but I tried my best. It makes a hair's width more sense, but is still gibberish.

[@aimfire7846]

As a mexican growing up with my parents, we all say “pedo” (meaning fart) in spanish because we actually fart a lot

[@Vvince68]

b e a n s

[@LonelyRothschild]

Matt is my favourite goon

[@kalibedmonds5766]

Agreed

[@ethanhall7096]

Agreed

[@CongressGamingINC]

Agreed

[@Stormy25555]

Agreed

[@HowieRaps]

Yumi my favorite goon

[@nathan584]

20:48 the minion one says "let me know there's no problem" and the iguana card said "TWO HOURS WATCHING THIS REPTILE EAT... AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH SIDE THE IGUANA CHEWED ON!"

[@Nax_uthala]

22:30 Its a Final Fantasy reference. Its a spell where you shoot a fish out of your mouth at the enemy and it interupts the spell they were casting. Looking back, that's a wild sentence to say

[@thecodeNeko_]

Yeah, and it’s not even the craziest blue mage spell either

[@whatthefuckiswater2055]

Honestly I'm just as confused as I was before hearing this explanation

[@RaccoonRecluse]

Hey, babe Blarg uploaded... It's time to piss ourselves laughing and question our morals.

[@scunglebungle5149]

Yessir!

[@Clutchupvandal]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[@Motsham]

With that comma in the wrong place....we shall now declare Blarg...as......Babe Blarg.

[@o.Froggy.o]

I shall now call blarg, babe blarg, also HELL YEAH BROTHER

[@Rose_Thorns98]

1:22 Yumi on that drake timing "I haven't mxlested my fans yet" and drakes "i can't go to jail YET"

[@serenestateofbeing1062]

A second eight-legged Chinese man has hit the tower

[@LongbowDash]

16:26 "Y vo pollo ql" means "And you Stupid Chicken" (Chilean Spanish) 18:58 "No hay pedo" means "There is no problem" (Mexican Spanish)

[@salk-e8346]

Qué lindo no ser el único wn que habla español viendo este bello canal XD

[@elvenado7763]

@@salk-e8346 es raro ver hispanos viendo a el sopas, el blarg, el dooo, el don asqueroso y el rico

[@salk-e8346]

@@elvenado7763 literal, los conocí viendo al Smitty y siempre que Matt hablaba decía alguna boludez q me hacía gracia así que me pasé por su canal y ahora soy un certified gooners fan

[@hwanniggles187]

Brainrot transcends language barriers. ​@@salk-e8346

[@Zaktro]

x3, el cómo chucha llegó un meme chileno a manos del matt me supera djfsjfjd

[@C4SPER.2]

"Sponge bob really doing Mr Crabs dirty asf on the screen pause yesterday"

[@Trueraider]

@18:00 no way they called moto motos body Gloria 😭

[@Boberry765]

7:22 they ain’t lying Peter cheeked up though

[@SparkyCas]

The red slug at 9:42 is a character named Red, from a cartoon series called "Larva" by a south korean animation studio. I remember watching alot of that on youtube quite a bit since they are accessible.

[@Gman-is7fr]

3:53 "They were getting the pieces of Exodia for this black guy." 🤣

[@sirjackiedaytona5305]

The cursed timing of this 😂😂 my 4 year old daughter is in the living room in her Winnie The Pooh costume playing. About just spit my drink out and couldn’t explain to my wife.

[@InkyWinkDink]

12:34 “Sponegbob really doing Mr. Krabs dirty(?) ( no clue ) on the ( no clue ) yesterday 😭😭”

[@PhoenixArtz000]

"SPONGEBOB REALLY DOING MR KRABS DUSTY ASS ON THE [HUHHHH???] YESTERDAY" OR "SPONGEBOB REALLY DOING MR KRABS DIRTY AS HELL ON THE [BRO???] YESTERDAY" SQUINN POT TO ME REALLY FEELS LIJE ITS SAYING SQUIDWARD BUT I HAVE NO CLUE LMAOOOOO I FEEL LIKE THIS REQUIRES CONTEXT FROM THE EPISODE ITSELF 😭😭😭 edit: forgot to say these are what i think it says LMAOOO

[@hewhoisdark]

SpongeBob really doin mr krabs dirty as hell on the screen pause yesterday Cmon people it’s obvious 🙄(gold metal mental gymnastics had to be performed to reach this conclusion)

[@brwnsugrmedia]

For the minion meme- it reads “leave me on read- no problem”; like everyone else said the “no hay pedo” is slang for there’s no problem!

[@Adcium]

My dad had a cat named Tigger growing up. One day he called it, "Tigger the N-" and his mom started using that to address the cat. For the rest of that animal's life he was called that. So when I saw the image at 2:30 I couldn't help by laugh

[@mr12000dotexe]

lmao Blarg knowing Rings of Saturn warms my fuckin heart, I haven't listened to that band in decade

[@gralmakaren9919]

22:52 best part about the Dracula flow videos is that his widows peak gets bigger every video

[@electrohouselover07]

Blarg casually dropping Rings of Saturn reference. You got to love him for that.

[@____Nairod____]

21:00 As someone who can speak spanish, this whole bit with the "no hay pedo" hurt my soul in a comical way and I'm not even spanish myself. From them not speaking with a proper accent to not knowing about different slang in each spanish speaking country

[@Max-js1mx]

0:42 rings of saturn mentioned RAAAA WTF IS A BAD DRUMMER

[@supguys4441]

17:38 Soup saying "roofies in the yeti" gave me flashbacks to grenades in the gravy. Would have been a great addition honestly.

[@brandonconerty7557]

Not the rings of Saturn call out 0:45 😂😂

[@GrimerYT]

“Is the rings of Saturn drummer here wtf was that” Blarg you now have my respect just for that

[@fixthat3269]

You'd be surprised at how many people enjoy metal these days, granted I'm a guitarist who worked customer service so it may have been a little easier for me to interest people because I played songs with kind of a Veil of Maya kind of sound - according to others which I'll take as a compliment.

[@mrboxy3970]

22:22 it's a FFXIV blue mage. Fish throw ability is a cast interrupt attack to silence enemy.

[@CRatcliffe]

Holy fuck yumi reading the SpongeBob gibberish was 😂😂😂

[@connorferris9481]

Rings of Saturn drummer comment is golden, and will definitely be overlooked 😅😂

[@Neipalmie]

22:08 never in my life did I think I'd see a final fantasy 14 meme in a large video

[@whiff_8373]

0:46 rings of Saturn just got a new follower on Spotify

[@CalmestRaccoon]

You have no idea how good it feels to be so early with watching a new upload that there are no comments being displayed for the moment. Finally, no "first" comments or "bro fell off" comments with my order.

[@abom_ng9963]

First, I’m the first to reply to your comment Get owned kid.

[@SelkiezZ]

As a degen from Idaho, i can confirm that Bears get their paws stuck in brown all the time

[@pux-rm2zi]

5:23 i love how he censored the image but left the link uncensored

[@TheTrooper7]

7:18 I love how Peter is just unblured now

[@jonahcortez3310]

Casually drops a Rings of Saturn comment. Matt is definitely the GOAT

[@Nikkinewt]

1:22 Another Yumi out of context moment

[@ugn154]

20:21 In certain spanish speaking countries (mostly Mexico and Central America), that means"Leave me on read, no prob/problem" But pedo also means fart.

[@MWCruiser]

Less than a minute in and there’s a Rings of Saturn reference. Nice.

[@Wannyyyyyyy]

0:44 rings of saturn reference???

[@ehquestionmark9583]

9:37 that is one of the MC's from Larva its on netflix

[@Dr.Gaming98]

One of the most brain rot kids shows ever. On par with cocomelon. I have to watch it because my aunt brings her kids over constantly and lets them watch it

[@MrS-zd6tc]

@@Dr.Gaming98 nah its just a normal kids show in australia i remember watching it 10 years ago now

[@Dr.Gaming98]

@@MrS-zd6tc screaming farting bugs is a normal kids show over there?

[@MrS-zd6tc]

@@Dr.Gaming98 surprisingly we get a bunch of weird cartoons

[@BonkVibin]

I absolutely bump grenades in the gravy with some glorb all day every day. It's so good. I listen to it so much that my hubby has been thinking of recipes to make inspired by the song

[@joekim9790]

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf? Well get ready for 2:10

[@snazy950]

Peter Shittin in the Glenn Clogmire

[@BOSSWAFFLE1434]

Wasn't expecting the Rings of Saturn name drop lol

[@Kiahlynneacure]

Matt’s laugh is so contagious I love it

[@Only.sarah2023]

" babbaaaba"😂😂 14:03 😂😂😂

[@tomferguson9250]

5:59 another Goons out of context sentence 😂

[@zombietaco4829]

1:18 incriminating Yumi moment part 3

[@1k1ga1_]

00:01 me in zoom lessons during 2020

[@arie_lovexi]

😭

[@meeepteh_potate7759]

when all your friends are from the south, but you're canadian

[@midgic]

18:29 that motto motto

[@SniperSnips3100]

Yum I talkin’ shit about grenades in the gravy when NO ONE knew he made music 😂

[@draconiquist]

12:40 is "SpongeBob is really doing Mr. Crabs dirty" and then idk what.

[@DjHazardous]

0:02 *Me when i do a face reveal*

[@LiamDeege]

So true

[@ailincarsley1397]

that intros got me dying idk why all he did was burp 😂😂

[@daleisdl]

Matt with the rings of saturn reference is peak 😂

[@ScareSans]

1:13 bro some of the tracks under Monstercat go so damn hard, they got Overkill, Try This, like half of the OST from Just Shapes And Beats, they're pretty goated fr

[@tysonrexroat3380]

Best thing to watch when drunk.

[@Crassodon1002]

25:36 Reptile dogs? Nahhh, GECKO GLIZZIES🎉🎉

[@sirfunny69]

5:25 took forever to type that link in, but yea, "small drake."

[@nihil27]

28:40 doo not being able to read popsicle properly because all the spongebob memes had weird spellings is just hilarious

[@topohon236]

9:48 it is a character from a netflix series. Its very weird and i wouldn't suggest watching it

[@rootbeerguy690]

11:17 What I'm getting is "Spongebob really doing Mr Krabs dirty asf on the (not sure what squinn pot is) yesterday"

[@bentrectangle6542]

Bro knows rings of Saturn!!!

[@lypheEddie]

No hay pedo- spanish slang no worries Direct translation- there's no fart Hahaha

[@Yeetmom360]

At the “this made me spit out my coke” snoop dog, I had just grabbed a coke and was drinking it

[@reyperez3129]

26:22 i feel like doo put a pic of himself here 😂

[@matthewschreiber1875]

12:25 I gotchu, I think it says "Spongebob really doin Mr. Krabs' dusty ahh on the screen shot yesterday". I don't know how I was able to figure this out.

[@DrippyKermit]

I love how eventually they gave up and unblurred Peter 😂

[@blutygergaming8789]

9:35 I am kind of surprised that the Goons dont know what Larva is, considering how they have the same humor

[@Zumxie]

The editor forgot to censor peters ass at the end of that section

[@IceSpiderGaming]

9:38 its that fck from Larva!

[@undead1weirdo]

Those Flip Flops look like they were made for somebody with Stage 5 Diabetes.

[@ashm8003]

Moto moto being identified as gloria lmao

[@OddyNuffdaSnowLeopard808]

Matt's room looking crazy

[@Shiny_DialgaYT]

Its an awesome day when Blarg uploads! :D

[@oflunar_client7204]

7:20 Hey look it's caseoh when he was young

[@PhoenixPlays-07]

17:29 I need that cup

[@flamelordx8612]

It is crazy that soup called the slug Tony Hawk and it actually looks like him

[@SF99404]

I loved it when yumi read that splotch cob meme, it made me laugh you guys are awesome

[@doraemon402]

I can feel my IQ lowering to new depths watching this

[@taxfraud22]

I love gooning with blarg

[@bballmaster1209]

McNasty said “which one” on the Tigger card lmao

[@redcoinbandit]

Tears came out my eyes during the “sqong bo” segment

[@Spr0ket]

I'll swear Yumi has a * McNasty * decoder in his brain lol 11:40

[@Booyah910]

It looks like Shroto Shroto likes you.

[@tippieman]

rings of saturn mentioned, hell yeah

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Omg the wubby kebab at the end killed me, I forgot about that, funniest shit I ever seen

[@GremlinAbsolute]

Bro, you are brave as fuck to keep a 1.5 second clip of a whale uncensored.

[@bigboyEdditude]

27:26 no way they played the horse card again and made the same yumi haircut joke 😭😭😭

[@giraffe4378]

i love how blarg got closer to it 5:34

[@borderelite]

Meta gaming cards, not a sentence i ever thought I'd hear.

[@peeteee]

Matt is def the most underrated gooner right

[@CelestialAura7]

No video description is the new meta

[@CC_ISHIGAMI]

Editor needs a raise after this one

[@Burning-Moon]

11:40 Had me laughing so hard.

[@thegamingredneck25]

Me too, brother!