This Was Our MOST VILE Cards Video Ever

[@JrdsT]

7:09 Thank u blarg editor for letting us see the fungussy

[@HeavyWeponsguy420]

Dead Horses at 3:00 too

[@kayagorzan]

The beefus is real

[@bigblizzhigh]

@@HeavyWeponsguy420editor doing fine work I see 😂😂

[@TMac-g8p]

How do I get this game.

[@3Guys1Video]

Blarg you owe me an apology for that thumbnail

[@LordJuan4]

owe US an apology

[@CatsHaveCamerasInTheirEyes]

Feet need ban

[@darthmaul216]

I like feet though

[@colbyviola6863]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@kayagorzan]

Man, Donald got pretty smooth feet

[@thelivingmiracle]

7:08 there was no second blur 🤣🤣

[@Luke-nc6fj]

Mr President, a second blur has not hit the video

[@robyn_thabanq3438]

THEY HAVE NOT HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!!!

[@inflooence]

same at 3:00 XD

[@camctrail]

@@Luke-nc6fj Mr President, a second Blarg has puked on my lasanga

[@ghostinng274]

Hey blarg, would you be mad if i ate frog legs? 7:03 holy shit the editor forgot to blur the mushroom. I was not ready for that.

[@FishCoaching77]

Thankyou for unblurring the images briefly, I specifically enjoyed the monster labia

[@thejester-king4135]

Fifty shades of Grey is only "romantic" because the dude is rich; if he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of criminal minds

[@Nikkinewt]

There was a Criminal Minds episode like that. The killer was inspired by a book like 50 Shades.

[@gemini6967]

Blarg is my favorite KZbinr ever because the fact that he is willing to upload mostly censored games to his profession based around videos, proves that he truly is just a man playing games with the fucking homies and it feels so genuine

[@Username-24Nc]

15:20 Soup says "We've played that before" but doesn't recognize the Mater-Baiter at 11:45 ?

[@CodyW_21]

7:09 editor fumbled

[@et3rnal_spyd3r23]

6:38 might be my favourite moment just the “what the fuckin shi-“ kills me! 😂

[@scarredbandit2292]

I will pass down the story of Chili horse to my future generations 🐴

[@ianturner7993]

I love how this stuff gets posted right before I get off so I got something to watch when I get home

[@5iftyshadesofgay]

You should probably stop getting off at work

[@-mako-6018]

the fact there's so much shock about fungus labia and everyone is just ignoring the dead horses is so funny

[@AlexHyena1]

Hawk puah, shit on that thang

[@brandynkilpatrick]

genuinely made me laugh

[@shr00m44]

This is my 13th reason why

[@peeteee]

hawk peeah, piss on that thang

[@leosanchez7997]

Killa you're selflessly 🙏 😢

[@aydencahoon6557]

Time to hock a Dookie on that thang

[@sorenasaeedizand3874]

4:13 I can't believe that our Persian memes got all the way to the goons

[@frogy_master3775]

7:37 WHAT TF IS THAT 3rd CARD

[@KSwapTheWorld69]

I cant believe you didnt play "200 Pounds Of Horse Meat!"

[@Mediocresinger]

It left... But rest assured, as we can see, it will come back.

[@crimson_nord2028]

17:18 I have that picture on my Blues Playlist, lmao

[@ZombieSazza]

Doug is the worlds CUTEST war criminal 🥰

[@Away1910]

That thumbnail is diabolical. 😭

[@Cameron_2716]

"Chinese chain chomp" ~ Soup 2024

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

11:41 not the Mater Bater 😩😭💀

[@Clutchupvandal]

13:44 the footage he was referring to is probably footage from the Berlin Olympics which he hosted in 1936 (the book and movie called “the boys in the boat” is based on a team from Washington state competing in the rowing Olympics the same year in Berlin).

[@TheSleepyGoblin]

25:30 that cow is being brough into the Chillis, to be MADE INTO THE CHILLIS.

[@Nikkinewt]

12:04 I’m crying 😭

[@Battlejunky1002]

1:29 the wife left ahh meal

[@prplxdino]

Brother this was the first comment I read, and I just so happened to see it because I started doing other shit during the Factor promo lmaooooo. I actually laughed irl, good comment sir

[@turtleburger4244]

Hey can you stop stapling frogs to my front door its just getting difficult to clean at this point

[@brachslap]

No

[@althelor]

We having frog legs today boys!

[@BlueJayz474]

The Honse at Chili’s lore is crazy

[@edward8171]

4:25 never thought I'd see a persian meme lmao

[@LeonKrilangi]

This truly was a vile session But you still get a like on the video because the "honse away" and "honse return" bit and everything that followed was honestly funny

[@RepyTheLoser]

I can already tell this video is gonna be a banger

[@FallenAngelPsych]

This series make me laugh so hard LMAO

[@azuresstuff]

18:48 I literally spit because he thought it was a microphone lmao and I don’t know why

[@TheGreatStoRe]

the frog with the red rectangle round his cheeks is actually a timelapse video of a beetle getting eaten and crawling right out of its butt again

[@DjHazardous]

*Me When, me when blarg posts:*

[@LiamDeege]

I can't think of anything but Wendy's anytime I see a Cards video lol

[@ChaoticPinky]

I love your British Accents, it sounds nothing like us, yet is perfectly spot on... thats some achivement !

[@Yanobam]

you know its gonna be a banger when sponsor frog makes an appearance

[@michaelsol6531]

Not even 10 seconds in and im already laughing myself to tears at the first joke.

[@slay6r]

pov me when blarg posts: 🙂👍

[@qp3370]

The amount of times I've heard mcnasty say his fingers smell like something is insane

[@TeamHusky]

Hearing Blarg talk while NOT doing the Wario voice feels wrong...

[@Goodguy1920-c2n]

7:03 "hey mom whats this?" 💀

[@gsaucegaming6635]

The horse lore was so crazy 😂

[@johnallinson6380]

Day one of asking blarg to wear a maid dress on camera

[@darthmaul216]

Femboy blarg

[@eosphorus5853]

​@@darthmaul216I need

[@cashMAN62]

​@@darthmaul216 Femblarg

[@FeppyDoo]

This isn't big puffer my guy.

[@Dimebag_darrel_fan]

Need this shi

[@Sh4dowgale]

15:40 I KNEW Yumi was gonna bring up Rebel!

[@John.990]

Tight black minidress you know it blarg

[@datmanflyliketeca]

I've been surviving off factor meals, they're actually pretty good. There's the ups and downs to it but overall pretty good. Thanks blarg!

[@TheBeauSimon]

13:12 What picture card would you have played? For me, honestly, the American Kay Kay Kay (sorry for blacklisting because of KZbin)

[@Slingyman3]

Thx for the thumbnail blarg gonna go off myself now

[@TheLordOfBepiz]

Started with feet and ended with Horse at Chili's

[@jonathanolsen6005]

2:50 I was curious, so I searched the link. It has been deleted.

[@supercool1594]

Lol the horses and fleshlight were unblurred for a sec

[@droastytoastgaming4774]

oh god, time for 30 minutes of “what in the fucking turkey backshots did i just see”

[@Fike22_]

10:05 im surprised nobody said Diddy party on this prompt

[@Pickle_bigdill]

13:15 why did he say butt like that😂

[@HarryBeefis]

Born to goon, forced to blarg 😢

[@fnvfan0145]

It could be the guy who played Buzz lol at 2:19

[@MartyrPandaGaming]

Thomas and Fents is what my mother would say, were you to ask after watching me run by screaming in my tighty-whities. I also loved this show as a kid.

[@bmf6969]

7:08 bro did NOT censor that💀

[@TidusfromZanarkand]

The smoke alarm was genius

[@PorphyryOvTyre]

I'm on the warp speed short bus to hell for laughing at this

[@MalikethTheblack_blade]

I love that the sponsor frog is still there after 2 years

[@minard13son]

19:42 where is Grizzy when you need him

[@yuppers17]

i love how the first thing i get to see is tomas off the fent cart

[@Kentuckydude775]

At 3:11 it says trusting a fart and instantly filling your pants with regret that was me as soon as I woke up this morning except I sleep nude so a stream of purely liquid shit shot out my ass directly on my bed I did not have a good morning today

[@davidbarton8375]

Psssst, editor forgot the dead horse💀

[@Cat_dadddyy]

bro forget to blur the horses at 3:01

[@bradlyratliff5269]

7:08 was worse

[@Cat_dadddyy]

@@bradlyratliff5269LMAO DUDE IM DEAD i didn’t see that the first time i watched 😭😭

[@cyclingtigers]

Mr. President, there was no second blur

[@martymiarty5078]

Too late to be first, Too early for there to be an indicator as to where the ad ends.

[@Wulfjager]

i hate typing in the whole dang url to see the beefed curtain mushroom only for him to show it unblurred 15 seconds later

[@midgetgonewild1180]

Yo, that smoke detector card was foul 😂 I just about died when it popped up.

[@bearman9033]

Every know and then i'll catch a glimpse of the Wock in the corner and my it makes me feel funny.

[@patrickstovall2262]

Chili's horse isnt the hero i thought i needed today

[@thatguysavetf2916]

23:25 me and doo had the same idea YEAH BRUDDER

[@G00S3_VR]

If the crow crows then the HAWK TUAHS 🎉🎉🎉🎉 6:53

[@Archaludonglazer]

It's always a good day when blarg posts

[@sam_bagging6028]

3:10 Blarg really had the taliban sex chronicles card at the start of the game

[@conejo_moreno520]

19:15 paying car notes so cars wont get repossessed

[@MonkeyChainsaw]

Blarg got a fancy ahh microwave 😭😭

[@cooldoberman2025]

soup and his doggy 😎💪

[@PumpkinPie_Pup]

Thomas the fent engine is my spirit animal xD

[@dougdaddy732]

Soup at 18:43 😂

[@coolgamernadal2724]

10:59 Ancient Rome💀💀

[@ecnoxbox3172]

@DougDoug Is this true? 14:30

[@TheRandom_rng]

DougDoug is bad at 2d platformers its canon

[@johnnyboii666]

i deadass thought the preplayable card said a anniversary gift from the 9/11 Muslim gift shop at 3:25

[@jok3r906]

Why do I feel like watching The Goons, I should be on a no flight list?

[@VBINTERNATIONAL]

Can't wait to see Dooo upload this in a couple weeks 😭

[@iueroiuerigu]

you should do a sponsor with the funny mic

[@jeffhernandez2313]

Ain’t no way I got a smoke alarm when I passed The smoke alarm joke…

[@Mclovenn6969]

7:09 thank you now Im not going to be able to sleep

[@HermschelWalker]

Loved the video, cant wait to see it in 2025 on McNasty's channel

[@BLP04]

5:37 did bro just say “nucular”? Goddammit

[@rookthehuman]

yay sponsor frog is back. i don’t care about the ad so much as i missed the frog

[@darkmidgetclubmw]

12:04 ahh yes. The master mater

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

The Mater Baiter. The Tow Cuck. The Rust Fuckit.

[@DR_L3G0]

Bro EVERY TIME me and my mom go to Chili's, she gets the eggrolls. EVERY FRICKING TIME

[@mrman-dn9kv]

3:07 watch at 25% speed

[@pocket5751]

Loading signal is called a throbber

[@DailyGoodJob]

Blargs editor really likes to forget to blur sometimes

[@WhatsInsightYaHead]

Yo that THUMB NAIL BRU