This Free Game Has Amazing Reviews

[@impishgae4961]

This was in the description of the game: "However, you are not the only one trying. Each time someone else online pulls it out, the sword will get longer and heavier. The more you wait, the harder it will be." so you CAN pull it out, but many people have tried so your sword is super long and heavy

[@donovanmahan2901]

So basically each new king embeds a new, more difficult sword in the stone.

[@Cynical_Crow]

That’s so fucking evil

[@Iemonic]

it starts off normal but if someone else pulls the sword out it gets long + heavy

[@martinmnagell2894]

Thats only in the online mode.

[@mmm8494]

That will surprise me if I didn't knew who made it

[@Ghosty_boi]

Damn this game made him show actual emotion in his voice

[@JstNoise]

odd game to do that

[@macksV2]

He even laughed

[@jondoe-qi3vo]

Emotional damage

[@Ruru_ruru1]

It’s the coffee

[@godteerks9239]

coffee emotion

[@tckent537]

The most genuine and emotional “no” we have heard from this man 5:05

[@Gigachad-ug4im]

@@Alex-xv2qn we do not care

[@TheTGOAC]

@@Gigachad-ug4im truly a chad

[@Zabrixis1919]

@@Gigachad-ug4im bro had to delete the comment that’s crazy

[@LeoCat2291]

@@Gigachad-ug4im what happened?

[@Sir_knomes]

I not only love the edits but also when the editor adds his own commentary or almost dialogue with DF

[@jesuslovesyou2616]

Jesus Christ died for your sins

[@Lunar_F_Blues]

@Jesus loves you yeah yeah shut up; this is a video about pulling a sword out of a stone aimed at children who do not care. Besides, he died forever ago. it doesn't matter now; if you actually followed the bible, then there's no way you're not a sinner.

[@kabershshkabersh4272]

@@jesuslovesyou2616 who asked mf? you know what? what are you even doing with your life. what do you hope to achieve? When you were younger, is this what you thought you would be doing? if someone told you this is what you'd be doing, would you be proud? when you look back on this, WILL YOU BE FUCKING PROUD? what's the point? who are you? no one give a shit about you and yet you keep going. is it genuine love for your god? is it adoration you seek? simply attention? what turns the wheels of your mind, what makes it tick? is this you talking or is this your ego talking, and are they the same? Jesus may love you, what about your family? friends? what are you gaining through this? are you just going through without even thinking about it, think you're doing something good, are you doing something good, who's to say what's right or wrong? needless to say, you get no bitches

[@LunaticEdit]

@@jesuslovesyou2616 And my military died for my freedom. I don't see the military running churches.

[@norkmork9955]

hearing someone whine "my mousepad is like 8 square feet" is incredibly funny

[@ozzehh]

Yeah it might be incredibly funny, but Is it dangerously funny?

[@Iamonceagainaskintobuildawall]

@@ozzehh tru

[@MadeByFLVR]

@@ozzehh always

[@HenrysLabFilms]

@@ozzehh I was gana say that

[@furioo]

@@ozzehh beat me to it

[@fakeaccount7394]

I stayed up an extra 16 minutes and 22 seconds for some of the most action packed and absolutely riveting gameplay iv seen in a while, it sent goosebumps up and down my arms. Haha love u df. -dan da man 🔥

[@andrewrichards8802]

My brother in Christ, it was literally pulling a sword out of stone…..but I understand

[@oamioxmocliox8082]

;)

[@evoplayz4567]

Love the title of the game

[@LampTalksAboutBoringStuff]

That was literally my nickname in high school.

[@trulyagoose]

It’s 1:52AM for me right now so… yeah I’m staying up too long as well…

[@JimmyHungnuts]

This video is pure evidence that we will watch df play anything

[@Murkedd]

my thoughts exactly!

[@michaeltalpas]

Truth.

[@ndaruwibowo]

You, sir, speak the truth.

[@c0pykatt]

Definitely

[@killahbee2269]

Indubitably

[@Alex-xv2qn]

DF can literally play a game with nothing on it and make it entertaining

[@wdowa82]

Somehow,idk how but somehow

[@PeyytonHarrlow]

DF can get it😍😍😍

[@tylermoseley935]

I know, right? Amazing!

[@indeepjable]

wasnt there a game about watching paint dry

[@alicorn3924]

@@indeepjable Which has alot of things on it, well the Half-Life 2 mod.

[@Lildoc911]

"That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough; it was more like a large hunk of iron."

[@adfinder5791]

great quote

[@KenndyOfficial]

Hope the owner of that hunk of iron is very happy and with no regrets

[@alexgamingforfun6453]

Seriously, that is like 3 greatswords put together in length.

[@Camothor10]

Yes he did say that

[@dracothewarrior4316]

that's what she said

[@mranderson9553]

it feels like a old fable, a king gets a prophecy that the man who pulls a sword from that stone would result in his death, learning this he has his smiths make an impossibly long sword and places it in the stone to make sure no man can kill him, then some man comes along and does it anyway

[@soup7798]

why put the sword in anyway?

[@HyacinthMedium]

Well as long as it is theoretically feasible someone else might not put their sword in the stone to fulfill it

[@Maphteah]

Prophecy is spelt with a 'c'.

[@martinmarkov9707]

If a virgin challenger doesn't get the daughter while she's a maiden, it's not worth becoming king.

[@mranderson9553]

@@Maphteah you right

[@GamerXenith]

I don't know why I enjoyed watching DF suffer through this so much. It's like watching Gray with his impossible levels he finishes out of pure masochism.

[@machinegunc1325]

Needley deet

[@dascreeb5205]

*and alcoholism

[@vizard7548]

@@dascreeb5205 And being stabbed in the balls

[@SleepyEmi]

@@machinegunc1325 im dissapointed, its yeetley deet not needly deet 🗿

[@machinegunc1325]

@@SleepyEmi check that. I haven’t watched a gray video in a bit, so check the older ones

[@blancam3118]

This game was developed by Alva Majo, a Spanish game creator! Really cool to see DF playing it 😊 For context: this game was developed for a game jam, the creator had very little time to make it. The theme of the game jam was "too long", which explains the dynamic as well :)

[@idiotufos]

You forgot the part where he infiltrated his own game jam XD

[@user-hp7kk4gq6t]

@@idiotufos and the mf declare himself winner lmao, fucking legend

[@dragontamer3364]

Was made by Alva Majo. Mmhm do you mean the devil 😂

[@LEGO_496]

todavia estas ahi?

[@The_KeyMan]

La mejor parte es UE todo el mundo está respondiendo en inglés cuando todos hablamos español.

[@skeptical_penguin]

It's a pretty cool concept for a game - whenever someone else on steam pulls out the sword it gets heavier and longer for everyone

[@tavintieman2032]

Is this true?

[@skeptical_penguin]

@@tavintieman2032 judging by its steam page and the reviews on there, it seems that way

[@user-hp7kk4gq6t]

@@tavintieman2032 Yeah, however i think that only happens in online mode

[@federicobutcher953]

@@tavintieman2032 it is, the creator has a KZbin channel and he shows it

[@BamassacreGaming]

Only in the online mode

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

DF in a monotone voice after failing for the 7th time : just look at the scenery

[@jesuslovesyou2616]

Jesus Christ died for your sins

[@SCOTLAND_ISGREAT]

@@jesuslovesyou2616 shut up

[@SCOTLAND_ISGREAT]

@@jesuslovesyou2616 I don't believe in jesus

[@goatedmilkies1]

Sheesh bro dont have to be mean to that guy

[@cakeandmilk4526]

@@goatedmilkies1 yes he does

[@jameskavanagh2180]

The editor doing his own jokes via movie lines really adds some great humor to the uploads. I look forward to you two doing it more often!

[@nathan-zq3yt]

very strange that you think that because I hate it, it takes away from DFs style

[@swordzanderson5352]

@@nathan-zq3yt Think of it as a collab between mr editor and df and suddenly it doesnt

[@nathan-zq3yt]

@@swordzanderson5352 dunno if df needs a collab, especially with people who try and change his videos. he’s always been good on his own

[@swordzanderson5352]

@@nathan-zq3yt that's like saying my favourite youtuber doesn't need to interact with other content creators and should just stay stagnant. Feel free to think that the editor takes away DF's charm(which makes no sense to me), but a lot of us don't. If you think we were the minority, surf through the comments.

[@0fficialr3d]

@@nathan-zq3yt the df editor is funny as hell makes one of the best youtubers even beter.

[@simpleman806]

I just watched DF spend about 15 minutes in a 16 minute video pulling a sword from a stone. And it was entertaining

[@claireradke7029]

LOL From the description on Steam: "However, you are not the only one trying. Each time someone else online pulls it out, the sword will get longer and heavier. The more you wait, the harder it will be." Edit: Aaaaaaaaand if you wait until 15:00 you get to find that out :b GL everyone!

[@luisgabrieldelmo772]

That's evil

[@mikeraiber2667]

I lost it at, “She’s in a hurry. She must have seen the size of my sword!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ghosty_boi]

How is he just so funny, this is getting dangerous levels of fun, guess he really is dangerously funny

[@wdowa82]

Yea,did you just notice?

[@QargZer]

If you ever need to go in a straight line you can turn on mouse keys and use the numpad to control the cursor in a straight line.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

+

[@pikachuboi2255]

+

[@thatGuy-wm2cr]

+

[@Hana1LuLu]

I never knew that was a thing...hm

[@QargZer]

@@Hana1LuLu can also use it for left clicking, double clicking, and right click

[@azaelcardozo8602]

Fun fact: this game was made by a Spanish indie game developer and he have a channel Where you can see the creation process the name of his channel is Alva majo

[@arandomlego5826]

Didn’t he also make golfing over it

[@mmm8494]

@@arandomlego5826 also Pureya, Shipped and Majotori

[@ColinTimmins]

I loved the sock puppets! That needs to be a thing more often. Thanks DF for all the laughs, I really need it right now. You’re the best!

[@chimken_de]

Best comment

[@quinnyeatman946]

Agreed

[@estebanaguirre5156]

"This is made by an evil person trying to do evil things to the world" Me: Yup, that sounds like Alva.

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

The editor is crushing it! Always a fun dynamic duo between editor and DF!

[@brendanwazniak9854]

Editors “don’t listen to him he’s a crazy man” was pure genius ngl

[@urnoobfreind]

"what does that mean when someone else pulls the sword out now... i better cement that thing in there a little bit" I legit almost passed out laughing 😂

[@jesuslovesyou2616]

Jesus Christ died for your sins

[@YourLocalRaccoon]

@@jesuslovesyou2616 what the fuck is wrong with you

[@cryst_al91]

agreed

[@kevkevplays5662]

I’m guessing the sword was so long because each kind has to place a new sword in so they make it harder for the next person to pull it out

[@Ger.bogado]

this game was for a Jam, made by the spanish youtuber and indie developer Alvamajo, the theme for the jam was "too long" thats why the sword is super long

[@3dosean541]

A trackball mouse would've been perfect for this sword

[@wdowa82]

-someone

[@QargZer]

Mouse keys... Num 8

[@archie494]

Looking at the internet for this game, playing it online makes it harder for each successful pull and the sword becomes longer Edit: While offline it's still hard because it slips

[@Luvutoo]

Hearing DF trying to overcome the game through real-world means is just too funny

[@chazo]

DangerouslyFunny playing a game from Alva Majo, this is a metaverse. Cheers from Spain!

[@nythepie8652]

I live in Spain without the a

[@ExodusAlpha3908]

@@nythepie8652 did you mean I?

[@adambettencourt4131]

@@ExodusAlpha3908 no spin 🎡⚙️♿️

[@wdowa82]

I do without the S

[@NeOTheGenesis]

I'm also called Ruben and was about to coment the same thing. We live in a simulation.

[@Wolf-E-Romeo]

That "ohhh mannnn" in DFs voice at the beginning though. I felt that. That emotion was strongly felt. Lol. This would have been a great video to put out on the first of april though.

[@BILLLI2288]

time stamp

[@regulargoat7259]

@@BILLLI2288 watch the video.

[@shaughnbraddock4265]

Honestly KZbin has been boring the past few months but you’re still one of the KZbinrs that bring me joy

[@Drojam1]

You know a KZbinr is entertaining when you can watch them play games like this

[@zerareota1560]

One of my favorite things is when a KZbinr knows the length of their videos too well, they’ll say “this is probably like 8 minutes in” and I check the time and there only a millisecond off. My second favorite thing is when their like “this is probably like 3 minutes in” and the video has been going on for an hour

[@Reptalord4839]

The best video ever made. 19 out of 5 stars.

[@revmaillet]

i have a feeling my trackball mouse would make this very easy.

[@TheGrandexeno]

Unfortunately only men of culture know about trackball mice

[@martinmarkov9707]

Put the mouse on a treadmill. It'll zoom in the desired direction :3

[@tobalaz]

Back in the day you either used a trackball mouse or had to constantly pick up your mouse and move it. Heck Diablo 1 had me buying a trackball mouse. I couldn't play without it.

[@TheGrandexeno]

@@tobalaz well I'm sorry for your disability then

[@tobalaz]

@@TheGrandexeno that was back before the time of laser and optical mice, so when you picked up and moved your mouse too fast the ball or gears could jam. You'd also spend 15 minutes a day pulling fuzz out of the gears with tweezers.

[@pollo_frito22]

El juego de Alva Majo ha llegado a estos niveles de fama, qué crack

[@Normancheste]

that was a game made by an spanish youtuber i see that youtuber and you, that's why seeing this video was so epic to me thanks for uploading this Dangerous :D

[@teijotso8672]

LMAO somehow you managed to make pulling a sword out of a rock for15 minutes entertaning. wow.

[@nicholi8933]

Since he discovered the pause trick, he could turn down the sensitivity.

[@WarBovine]

At about 8:00 min he actually talks about that and why he doesnt turn it down

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

Thats not the way here

[@senrivity.official]

DF has that voice that makes him sound like an insane psychopath but a friendly person in real life

[@theonlybananagod3115]

How did I watch someone just pull out a sword, DF you got some good editors and amazing humor 🤣

[@Opal_the_snow_rat]

This is the most sadness in his voice I have ever heard and I'm just thinking damn imagine the NPC's in the video game he plays AR sounding like

[@juanmiguel5000]

This game was from a game jam in the Spanish indie community, I'm glad that the English community is enjoying it too. Amazing video

[@_eggtart_]

Love how Editor is like some sort of Manager for DF

[@Xvim-xw8wz]

13:31 "must have seen the size of my sword" lmao

[@Dontsleepkids]

🙃 Can we just appreciate how much time df wastes for us and how much time we waste for him Also 4:10 I-I umm

[@caleb2035]

Can we appreciate all the time we waste on DF

[@masonneider4674]

Shut up

[@spiritsragegura3425]

You think it’s for us??

[@rucknes1]

for those who want to try it its called who pulls out the sword will be crowned king

[@JH_5555]

Man. I don't usually laugh a lot but I definitely laughed at least 3 times out loud during this video. You're awesome DF, been watching you for some time now, thank you for your awesome sense of humor!

[@PR3C1S10NN]

Now I understand why you sound so calm you’re from Canada

[@lancemagbanua5712]

The "NOOOO!" was really filled with emotion back there and it was hilarious as always

[@darklordofsword]

So fun fact; the sword model here is based on the version of Excalibur from the 1983 movie of the same name. Basically the only change is the design on the pommel. *That* sword, in turn, is based on a real sword, the heirloom sword of the Lindsey family, one of the old Scottish noble families.

[@jar93jar]

I would love to see what game you would have someone design and how you would end up breaking it.

[@Qardo]

I feel bas for DF's Editor. I think this is their punishment for making DF look like an idiot while playing that Tower Defender game (meaning the editing may make it look like DF doesn't upgrade the trowers directly) or maybe DF is an evil evil evil guy. In turn, should be found and arrested.

[@generalkenobi2910]

Congrats on nearly 2 million subs my guy, love your work!

[@artchic528]

After making games suffer for years they have come up with one to make DF himself suffer. Things have come full circle.

[@splitz76]

When free is still too expensive.

[@nomer___]

"idk what is happening anymore, what is this game? what is my life?" -DF started to slowly losing his sanity

[@FeneFeline]

To lose sanity he had to have sanity to begin with.

[@thelonecuber1095]

In a couple of years DF will be like Graystillplays. Gray has lost all of his sanity versus his older videos (this is sarcasm btw)

[@ilikefun3382]

Finnaly DF uses his inner commentary youtuber out and interests us all

[@ghostcatfreddy]

I have never before enjoyed watching someone pick up a sword this much.

[@Henlo2448]

Wow… This man has a incredible patience and commitment

[@ZakTDuck]

Finally, a game where a 30 year old ball mouse with the ball missing is a better choice than a 20000 dpi laser gaming mouse with a hundred macro buttons! Now if only I can find a USB to serial converter for cheap...

[@archerspwn]

If you played a game where you watch paint dry, I would most likely enjoy it still. I love seeing all the random games you play. Please never stop posting 🥰

[@supersquirrel0612]

DF: sword in stone game the kinda looks like muck. KZbin: MINECRAFT

[@florabelas8021]

The sword: "I'm gonna end this whole man's career"

[@a_flamingo_cultist]

for those of you who have not checked the steam page, the sword gets longer and heavier every time anyone online manages to pull it out, so if enough people were to do it, it would basically become impossible (Edit: And it is quite tedious already, yesni actually downloaded it, no I did not manage to pull it out)

[@brycevanzile]

Only DF could make this game entertaining. DF, you also seemed more... human in this one like Scarecrow and/or Nate really pulled this one together and made it humorous but also made it feel different and more on the calm side of the chaotic calm

[@trashpanda_2509]

1.99 million subscribers, pre happy 2 mil!

[@nashjewels3961]

"Oh. I got an idea. Let's make a game about pulling an infinite sword." said one certain genius.

[@Alex53Ace]

It was for a game jam with "long" as the main topic

[@Band1t.]

This beats any white noise to go to sleep to 😂

[@rimurutempest3728]

Congrats for almost being at 2mil, you do such a good job with all the videos.

[@BalancedEarth]

im honestly here for the editors ❤ as much as I am here for DF ❤❤

[@japjao5385]

I can't wait to spend 16 minutes watching df fail to pull a sword out of a stone

[@jellyfriend6445]

DF: **struggling to pull out a sword from a stone with a mouse** youtube: ah yes, *Minecraft*

[@nathan-zq3yt]

strange request but I want to see you play subnautica, I just know you wouldn’t be scared of the reapers and I feel like you’d hunt them and I definitely want to see that

[@DepressedCrow]

1:45 you cant parry the tears

[@coranhieronymuswimbletonsm254]

Between DF and the editor, this was strangely entertaining

[@laharlkent]

from the steam page "However, you are not the only one trying. Each time someone else online pulls it out, the sword will get longer and heavier. The more you wait, the harder it will be.'

[@temmiesbreakroom3715]

in the online mode, everyone is from 1969, and i can grab it instantly.

[@rifflerunderhill7006]

so everyone who plays makes it harder for everyone else? interesting concept but hard pass for me. I choose fun.

[@temmiesbreakroom3715]

@@rifflerunderhill7006 it actually is quite fun. you don't have to drop the sword, you just continue.

[@Opal_the_snow_rat]

Everyone after this please watch one of his old stardew Valley videos you could tell like it's not a big change but he was so energetic so like overwhelmingly happy and now he's so chaotic and just realized DF was always amazing through and through no matter what content he puts out and what way of talking he has

[@niobedragones7347]

Name?. And yes I agree

[@Opal_the_snow_rat]

@@niobedragones7347 any of his old stardewvalley ones they're all good but I do suggest the starfruit one he's so energetic and nice and still entertaining

[@niobedragones7347]

@@Opal_the_snow_rat got it^^💜✨

[@marveludus]

I'm very happy you played this. Games that require you to do anything straight are not something I could ever complete.

[@dalemoore2359]

“I might put a book next to my mouse” DF, we all know you don’t read. You don’t have to lie to us.

[@silivrengamer]

This is a game that proves a great game doesn't have to be flashy. You're amazing DF!

[@Jvstifi3d]

youtube thinks it's minecraft

[@climbingzebra8292]

Oh s*** your editor is the best love the vobs my guy

[@fatimapina811]

Your consistency and quality of content never disappoints 💙💙💙

[@fletch2772]

I love how DF says "play the game" and never tells us the name of the game

[@ZeroTwo-ir5th]

@@fletch2772 always linked in description

[@fletch2772]

@@ZeroTwo-ir5th oh

[@tylermoseley935]

Oh wow, almost 2 million subs! Congrats!

[@Clintacus]

How can such a simple game be so stressful hahaha.

[@DennisRash]

I love the editior skits haha

[@UselessMiwaaaa]

I just learned today that we need a really big mouse pad

[@dragonsin1807]

In 14 hours df has gotten to 34 on trending

[@dudman1984]

I love how df is insulting us and the editor is like no plz don't go😂

[@arcriley1153]

He tried so hard this that’s why

[@kingofranch3851]

I like how KZbin thinks this is Minecraft

[@koreyardoin3695]

Correction, it only took the record holder 3.2 seconds to beat it. And that was only because he had to sit through 3 seconds of starting animation.

[@beetroot4798]

The pvp in this game will be insane in a year.

[@michaelnorris2205]

I just watched about 15 minutes of a dude pulling a sword out if a stone. I would say that it was horrible but df's voice is so calming

[@dragonofmight3971]

Bro his voice not being calm the whole video took me by surprise In the past he always remains calm

[@gulagmonke5562]

Amazing videos keep it up DF! :D

[@Ultimaximus]

I can't believe he played this whole game, I can't believe he and his editor chose to make it into a video for the channel, and I can't believe I watched it all

[@GiantJanus]

-and I can’t believe it’s not butter!