This Hand Grinder will AMAZE You (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)

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in this video, James looks at an exciting new coffee hand grinder, and evaluates the features and performance with a goal of making a disgusting coffee. Will it succeed?
Original videos:
• The KinGrinder P1: Why...
• JAMES HOFFMANN PIGGYBA... (Piggy Back Ride)
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🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.c...
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[@hoffmanncometh]

Are you excited 'down below'?

[@SuryanIsaac]

of course we are, Mr. Cometh

[@Raiden_N7]

I like how we went straight for the Grindr joke 😂

[@kacper_le]

Af, but also actually I have over extracted day... kinda bitter

[@melch1]

Very very

[@brianhawthorne7603]

Thank you thank you. When I was watching the Grinder episode, I thought, oh this is gonna make a great hames joffman vid!

[@CertifiedGravelEater]

James voice works so well for voice clipping cause he has a really consistent tone and timbre, helps when it's really well done aswell

[@porkaism]

It's extremely well done

[@sarcasticricecooker7242]

"it's quite acidic, lack sweetness, lack texture.....it's the best coffee of my life." 🗣🔈🔈🔈🔥🔥🔥

[@hoffmanncometh]

Truth!

[@cappuccino_please]

Well, I go have an under extracted day now

[@Blamm83]

The lingering outro with elevator music just tops it all off. Amazing

[@AllaMortify]

Girl of Ipanema isn't it?

[@AllaMortify]

*from. I need a coffee.

[@tomvandongen8075]

The George Clooney Droplet Technique truly is aforehead of the game

[@hoffmanncometh]

It's a pretty advanced technique!

[@zeeisall]

I’ve been using the JCDT for years now!

[@tomvandongen8075]

​@@zeeisallnot the John Clooney droplet technique!?! Legendary

[@brianhawthorne7603]

@@tomvandongen8075 Jorge Cluni

[@jo.comics]

I'm actually having a very under-extracted day, thank you very much, but this has lifted my spirits a little, so thank you for that, it's very appreciated

[@hoffmanncometh]

You're welcome!

[@Frostbiker]

Just what I needed! A machine that turns beans into beans.

[@hoffmanncometh]

It's a modern miracle! I'm astonished it's taken this long to develop.

[@spirqc]

I lost it when I saw Hance... just wonderful

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you

[@carnifaxx]

Today's sponsor :D If I was James, I'd sue you just for that part :D

[@krissp8712]

Not nespresso! :o

[@idopeso]

Nice. Now with Nescafé sponsorship you will be raking the money 💪

[@hoffmanncometh]

All the disgusting instant coffee I could ever drink. Hurrah!

[@brianhawthorne7603]

@@hoffmanncomethI suspect we all already have as much of that as we can drink: none!

[@CitizenAyellowblue]

@@hoffmanncomeththe problem is it's underextracted, every day.

[@script_bandit]

This got recommended to me and without realizing it wasn't actually James Hoffman's channel--I watched it. I was so confused until I saw the actual channel name.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Welcome! Get used to being confused on this channel

[@evan]

That’s the best espresso of my life

[@LanceHedrick]

I lol'd loudest at that part

[@spaghetti812]

This reminds back in the day, KZbinrs making videos of this format called KZbin poops. This is good stuff. I'm so happy people still makes these kind of videos, brings me back, well done my friend.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks! I guess my sense of humour has stayed firmly planted in the YTP era!

[@mikeythesoulace]

I'm curious if these kinds of videos would be considered YTPs

[@gasparsigma]

I'm glad to see Hames legacy being carried on

[@CasualCoreK]

*whispers* a second hames joffman has hit the youtube

[@jjforcebreaker]

These edits are amusing blocks of unrelenting hilariousness from start to finish. Very well done!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Much appreciated!

[@DoozyyTV]

jokes on him, this made my day over-extracted

[@hoffmanncometh]

Everybody wins!

[@slonski]

I almost fell off my bus seat laughing. Please, stop doing this. It's too hilarious.

[@hoffmanncometh]

You need to stop extracting yourself from your seated position. Glad you enjoyed it!

[@Quiark]

Same here and I'm not even on a bus

[@TedHartDavis]

I knew something great would come of this video.

[@wondercorpse]

One of the few things that can make me really laugh in front of my computer

[@hoffmanncometh]

Hooray! :) Good to hear

[@darkmann12]

Lool you keep smashing it out of the park 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hoffmanncometh]

Much appreciated!

[@benedekfodor269]

Did he saw your videos? These are gold!

[@hoffmanncometh]

No idea! Thank you

[@Kroiznacher]

Underextracted days are fine, compared to miserable days

[@hoffmanncometh]

I couldn't agree more.

[@elenna_alexia]

I underextract most of my days, frankly

[@juaane]

Having watched the original video earlier this week, it was even funnier! Great work!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@milt-15x]

Excellent editing! You fully met the goal of being absurd. :-) (And of making me laugh out loud several times. Thanks.) ~ ml

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@brunonjezic6208]

2 years… miserable hahaha I actually had tears in my eyes

[@maycatyuiop]

So accurate

[@dfw_motorrad1329]

I absolutely will have an under extracted day! Thank you so much!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Wonderful!

[@Kuchenrolle]

I actually laughed out loud at the best espresso of my life bit.

[@hoffmanncometh]

:)

[@PraxZimmerman]

Amazing work! Absolutely beautiful! A gift to the world!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you

[@AmiPurple]

These are good as the videos he used to do on clear coffees. Ah so much fun, thank you

[@boxcellentYT]

YTP and Coffee is a combo i did not expect to find but damn does it work great

[@hoffmanncometh]

I agree! Thank you for the kind comment.

[@anonylesss]

i'm having such a under extracted day so far, all the shots i've been pulling are going George Clooney on me , this really helped :)

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad to hear it!

[@presbiteroo]

I also want to try the wooden burs. They must be good to grind coffee and oats. Maybe just oats :D

[@hoffmanncometh]

a few mouth splinters are a small price to pay

[@ClaytonSayer]

My sanity has certainly been wavered

[@hoffmanncometh]

Great to hear!

[@greyw0lv]

love that all of these are nescafe

[@jamesgrant3343]

So good! Love a good wooden burr

[@smiles_per_hr6408]

Welcome back. And better than ever. 👊

[@WTFA54]

It turns beans into beans

[@davidbeckett1565]

Brilliant work - thank you for the laughs

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@joskaffeekutsche6634]

I’m glad you are back. Even if you are not “back”. Whoever you are.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks - I appreciate it.

[@lvcifer-cloverfield]

I had a vision of more than one of these edits and i'm glad someone took the time. beautiful

[@hoffmanncometh]

When I watched the original video, I knew it had to be my next edit!

[@lotmom]

Awww thanks Hames! I hope you have an under extracted day too!

[@pierrex3226]

You sir are a genius

[@hoffmanncometh]

and you are too kind! thank you

[@M0dElite]

I like under extracted days. Feels almost like half a day off. 😊

[@hoffmanncometh]

I like this way of thinking

[@jrobinprescott]

Thank you for the sharp and metal pieces, Jomes Haffman (no, i won’t stop with that)

[@hoffmanncometh]

Enjoy the crunch!

[@TheRicoRick]

Thank you for the laugh and coffee spit i just did

[@hoffmanncometh]

you are welcome for both!

[@biancadasilveira]

Glad you are back!!!!

[@buddywriggles]

Thank you so much for your art

[@hoffmanncometh]

You're welcome

[@russelljackman1413]

GREAT stuff! Hames would be proud!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Very kind! Thanks

[@danielwhiting4017]

Oh how I've missed you (not) Hames!

[@ordoordo]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in days :)

[@hoffmanncometh]

I'm glad! Thanks for watching

[@classicrockonly]

“Turns beans into beans”. That’s pretty accurate lol

[@hoffmanncometh]

It's a solid feature!

[@FlorianLinscheid]

I laughed way harder than I thought I would

[@hoffmanncometh]

I hope you it made you snort out coffee

[@brandongraham3509]

That is awesome! First time watching your stuff.

[@hoffmanncometh]

welcome!

[@fnnf93]

Thank you very much for this video to all of you who's been part of it , you made my day 😂.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@MDCDiGiPiCs]

The music says it all 😂😂

[@phyphor]

Welcome back Hames!

[@hoffmanncometh]

I'm not Hames... Just a separate channel with a similar idea! The Hames Joffman channel is still live, but I don't think he updates it anymore.

[@JamesChurchill3]

My day is now under extracted. Thank you.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad to be of service.

[@james.randorff]

::applause and weeping commence::

[@hoffmanncometh]

enjoy your weeping!

[@SIlverwolf-fy8ci]

Those edits are effing glorious xD

[@hoffmanncometh]

Very kind! Thank you

[@CesarEfrainMaldonado]

I have no idea what was said after the nescafe sponsorship because I was cackling the entire rest of the video

[@lunasophia9002]

I had to pause because otherwise I'd have the same problem :D

[@Daniel.Sigurdsson]

Great video!!! 😂😂😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks :)

[@eTiMaGo]

The sponsor segment almost made me choke, well done :D

[@hoffmanncometh]

You would have definitely choked if you drank any of it.

[@eTiMaGo]

@@hoffmanncometh I used to be a nescafé drinker, now I can't touch that toxic stuff 🤣

[@honigschlecker1]

Loved the wooden burr. 😅

[@hoffmanncometh]

Adds some great additional texture to your coffee... whether you wanted it or not!

[@honigschlecker1]

@@hoffmanncometh Also rounding out the taste. Seems to be a great concept.

[@alecmanz9021]

This reminds me of those Adam Regusea YTPs LOL

[@hoffmanncometh]

long live YTPs!

[@kylerclarke2689]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you - very kind

[@cieproject2888]

What luck! I've been looking for something to turn beans into beans!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Well, you have come to the right place!

[@Ari-13-Ana]

Ahhh this is fucking great, havent really watched something like this since the YTP days

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@whitetiana3022]

that's some good ytp right there

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks!

[@aboumawiyah]

Welcome back

[@TheUn4givN]

Yes! Hames Joffmann is back!

[@hoffmanncometh]

I think I'll have to rename this channel to 'Not Hames Joffmann' :)

[@d3lta_p]

james hoffman ytps are the only thing tethering me to the cycle of samsara

[@kindaFunkyNGL]

I NEED MORE DADDY LANCE GIVING HOFFMAN PIGGY BACK RIDES

[@hoffmanncometh]

It would be a dream come true to see that again.

[@wow6720]

brilliant!

[@maxwell_edison]

When you smoked too much "coffee" and don't realize you clicked on the Hoffmann Cometh video instead of the regular James Hoffman channel

[@hoffmanncometh]

You must have been briping pretty hard!

[@BoringExtrovert]

Thanks I hate the Nescafe sponsorship

[@stingrae789]

This video went super hard :D

[@axelliljencrantz4462]

I can't get enough of this, and I don't even like coffee.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Maybe you will become a convert, once you have witnessed the quality advice and techniques on show here...

[@mrcrumblechan1455]

Pure gold 😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

Very kind of you!

[@daboross2]

oh on. I don't want to have an Underextracted day.

[@hoffmanncometh]

embrace it

[@nickyang1143]

I put down my phone half way though, came back to it 30mins later and rhpught it was a hoffman video for a sold 10seconds before the confusion settled

[@robertcrabtree9050]

That was great! 😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@lorenzvo5284]

An underextracted day to you aswell sir

[@sebsoud]

I heard that Clooney in fact grinds himself his coffee, like he was taught by Chuck Norris: using his own teeth while sleeping. With proper meditative training, you can program your nervous system to get the proper grinding according to your taste. This is how you can extract yourself from a boring coffee routine!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Fascinating!

[@Yupppi]

I'd like more information on tasting coffee on paper.

[@hoffmanncometh]

step 1: place coffee on paper step 2: lick paper step 3: ??? step 4: profit

[@mst7806]

The caffeine edit😂

[@paulb78]

I've often felt my coffee is lacking something, I guess it must be the sharpened metal pieces. I'll try that in the morning.

[@hoffmanncometh]

They do add a certain crunch to the experience

[@wakeawaken430]

For the George Clooney droplet technic, do i have to be dressed as Batman?

[@hoffmanncometh]

You don't HAVE to... but it is highly recommended.

[@jthwaits]

Can the Commandante even do Espresso? It even does'nt have wooden, heptagonal burrs?

[@hoffmanncometh]

The Commandante can only go as coarse as cold brew grind with it stock metal burrs. You can upgrade that to wood, similar to the Pee Pee Juan... but it's an extra $420.69.

[@jthwaits]

​@@hoffmanncometh only if it comes from Weber Workshops - otherwise it's just sparkling wood chips.

[@Smakovich]

I DID have an under-extracted day, thank you!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad to hear it!

[@NuSpirit_]

I can believe almost anything Hames said except that he likes the espresso. No way he likes bean juice water.

[@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug]

Well... you know what.. I had a quite under extracted day

[@hoffmanncometh]

Marvellous!

[@renanlecaro]

this is amazing

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you

[@maxmustermann2676]

Hames where are thou?

[@hoffmanncometh]

Hames has retired I think.

[@SaltIslandChef]

OMG Love this so much!

[@hoffmanncometh]

I appreciate that!

[@SirJimboJangles]

"we have Hames Joffmann at home"

[@hoffmanncometh]

:)

[@randomjasmicisrandom]

Masterful!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you! Very kind.

[@tarekz9992]

Comedic gold so awesome

[@hoffmanncometh]

Very kind of you to say

[@jamesmantovani8620]

holy fuck that was hilarous

[@hoffmanncometh]

I'm glad I could make you chortle!