Espresso on the go is EASY! (plus bonus Moka Pot + Q&A!) - an absurd James Hoffmann Edit

[@hoffmanncometh]

This edit took a stupidly long time... enjoy! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh < if you would like to support the channel, you can make a one off donation here. Goodness knows why you would, but hey. I'm not the boss of you.

[@the-hey-maker]

I saw this video in the feed and literally went "oh hell yes". Out loud. The craving is real And the content delivers. So fucking punchy!

[@cameronmilligan]

It shows. Fantastic sentence mixing.

[@MihaiBaidoc]

You have outdone yourself and reached peak comedy, I died laughing and I'm typing this comment from the afterlife.

[@tmo26]

Don't worry, that's ok for a stupidly long Hames Joffmann video.

[@peterkapunkt6783]

You could do a podcast type of edit (i e no video) and add random people to it.

[@joshstewart2131]

The bitterness boiler filled with Al Pacino's tears caught me completely off guard when I was eating my lunch. Amazing work.

[@hoffmanncometh]

I hope your lunch wasn't ruined!

[@S3lvah]

Was already enjoying this, but the bit about Lance nicely distributing coffee everywhere when laughing got me 😆

[@hoffmanncometh]

apparently it shoots out of his nose at quite a speed!

[@Finvaara]

Without question, this is your most ambitious work yet and the quality shows! Excellent job!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you! Very kind words

[@Unhomiee]

This was a spicy edit. Wonderfully under-extracted!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Very kind of you to say! I hope you have an astringent day.

[@_voytax]

I love how James skips to the next topic and never mentions it again

[@hoffmanncometh]

Unlike the exquisite taste of under-extracted coffee, James doesn't like to linger.

[@the-hey-maker]

It's like this video is also an ultimate guide to how ADD feels like

[@takaharu]

One of my favourite lines from James was "I've got a bus!" - so much glee in that statement. Great edit! Very funny

[@hoffmanncometh]

It would be great is Daddy Hoff actually purchased, and owned the bus.

[@TH-tl8hy]

I can't believe this was all done in one take! A true master of ammonia coffee.

[@hoffmanncometh]

The allure of the detergent martini is real!

[@dparmar005]

These edits are so unhinged. They're hilarious. Your skills are exemplary

[@hoffmanncometh]

Well thank you!

[@danielwhiting4017]

You had me at "Tamp with their own naked bottom" 😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

People in the coffee world get creative!

[@Yupppi]

Hoffmann never stops having new and odd coffee ideas. What a monolith this one. Worth every second. It has this very wholesome theme carrying the whole plot through. Soon these will take as long to make as Hoffmann's own videos. Synced releases.

[@mangamaster03]

0:27 hurray!

[@EweChewBrrr01]

I like all of your videos. Most of the time they just make me smile but this one had me burst out laughing multiple times. Good job mate!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Cheers! I appreciate it

[@fgmenth]

Fun fact: Detergent Martini is Al Pacino's favourite coffee blend

[@hoffmanncometh]

...and he has been drinking coffee since he was 5, so he must know his stuff!

[@playmaka2007]

Hoff jamesman returns again

[@wretchedpkmn]

Lance's cameo was so on character

[@startrek525]

The huge Moka pot sent me! Amazing stuff.

[@hoffmanncometh]

I'd be amazed if someone, somewhere hasn't made one that big for real

[@fgmenth]

Man, one of your funniest edits so far. It was worth the wait

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@Daniel-pd2zn]

I know it's a lot more work for these longer videos, but wow so good every time 😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks... much appreciated!

[@Muddysmind]

Masterpiece! Well worth the effort, I laughed, I cried I was evenly distributed all over... here.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you!

[@M0dElite]

Throwing the NDT and filter paper to the trash got me 🤣

[@gp82937]

This is SO good! It made me actually giggle :D please keep them coming!

[@malikconn]

Love the Lance cameo!

[@MrLiguinii]

Well worth all the effort put in this video. Fantastic!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Great to hear! Thank you :)

[@Venomous28]

There is nothing cringey going on here, your edits have gotten so good! Great work!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you!

[@slightlycaffeinated1]

Thank you for making our lives better with this gem

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@Oizzy]

Beautiful, charming, tea-like ~nectar!

[@hoffmanncometh]

A truly delicious cup!

[@ijontichy9330]

Probably one of you best of your pieces.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks!

[@PatrikLemomba]

So many quotable gems in this 😂

[@justthisguyyouknow42]

I lost it on "the tears of Al Pacino"😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

They are certainly a bit salty

[@stillbald5827]

So good!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks! I appreciate it

[@the-hey-maker]

When will anyone spare a thought for Al Pacino? The man pays in tears for our indulgence in disgusting coffee

[@hoffmanncometh]

he gets paid well for them i'm sure

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

It's very early morning for me and I randomly woke up for no reason at all. Checked my phone and this had just been posted. Looks like I did wake up for a reason.

[@PraxZimmerman]

God bless you man these will never not be hilarious.

[@joelwebster8227]

Brilliant,the best yet from the maestro of ammoniacal coffee

[@hoffmanncometh]

Praise indeed!

[@garlanramadhan4291]

Six minutes of Hames!!!???? Thank you for brightening my day, good sir!

[@Wonderless_1]

Your best work yet! Hooray 🎉

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks! I appreciate it

[@Black3ternity]

Nearly choked on my absolutely dirty and disgusting sandwich when the "classic pot" was shown. Absolutely legendary!

[@hoffmanncometh]

your sandwich sounds delicious!

[@Solinaru]

you mad lad, that was amazing ♥️♥️♥️

[@hoffmanncometh]

Cheers!

[@jjforcebreaker]

A hearty amount of absurdity and laughs in this one. Good job! It's hard to pick up the best lines, one'd have to paste half of the transcript.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Hooray!

[@thomascee]

This just got better and better! Wow man, LEGENDARY! 😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

cheers!

[@brightvalve]

There have been some good ones, but this is the best to date

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks! I'm glad you think so :)

[@cabe_bedlam]

Does anyone have a water recipe for Al Pacino's tears please?

[@hoffmanncometh]

3rd Wave water will probably start selling a copycat version at some point

[@Crustee0]

The video got the needle distribution tool somewhat right (aka useless)? I watched some videos backpedalling and now saying tapping the coffee is more effective than the super fancy needles haha

[@hoffmanncometh]

Like most things in the world of modern coffee... some people swear by it, some find it a waste of time. People just like to fiddle with gadgets I think.

[@agreen182]

This channel makes me laugh every time

[@hoffmanncometh]

Then my work here is done! :)

[@anirudh_iyer]

Very excited for the turtleneck project

[@hoffmanncometh]

I can't wait!

[@anaru5643]

Love me a bit of bitterness boiler................... tears of joy daily :)

[@jpk.mp3]

those thoughts on the eg-1 are crazy 🤣

[@hoffmanncometh]

a bit plasticky... lightweight... I guess thats what you get from a budget grinder like the EG-1

[@chrystalkey9907]

amazing! love the synchronous mouth-wobbling at the end! on question: could you add the videos this is sourced from somewhere in the description or the comments? I'd love to have a rewatch and see what he said with context every now and again^^

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thanks! I normally put a link, if it's mainly one video I used for the majority... but sometimes when I've cut so many different ones in, tbh I get lazy and don't list them all. Although this is something I will definitely look at doing in the future!

[@natsrome]

This one just kept going. true art

[@hoffmanncometh]

I appreciate it! Thanks

[@shoelessone]

This is really a spectacular one.

[@hoffmanncometh]

Very kind of you to say!

[@Berndasbrot]

This is SO good! I'm crying...

[@hoffmanncometh]

I'm glad Al Pacino was not the only one shedding tears for the sake of good coffee

[@Frostbiker]

Completely agreed on his criticism of Hames.

[@SirJimboJangles]

Absolutely hilarious - a true worthy successor to Hames Joffmann

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you! Very kind of you to say so

[@jinxed7915]

Are there any good substitutes if you can't get your hands on the tears of Al Pacino?

[@hoffmanncometh]

I think 3rd Wave water might be releasing a clone of it

[@Falungongshow]

Absolutely superb, you funky lil coffee guy

[@hoffmanncometh]

Thank you kindly

[@vitaminjuk]

5:45 he took a quick bripe between his own shots here I see

[@hoffmanncometh]

:)

[@masheldon]

LOVED the giant Bialetti!

[@hoffmanncometh]

They should make this for real. Someone would be mad enough to buy a 200 cup Moka pot... (I'm looking at you, Lance)

[@Daniel-pd2zn]

I spit my nespresso out when Lance said "Great. Who cares?""

[@hoffmanncometh]

He speaks truth!

[@Zakalwe-01]

oh this is my new favourite channel 🤣

[@hoffmanncometh]

Hooray! Glad to hear it :)

[@brightvalve]

Which video did the 'nectar' quote and expression come from 😂😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqapgpWffruIodksi=aC23r2AvAcyy0-CB :)

[@brightvalve]

@hoffmanncometh haha thanks. I had forgotten how much sarcasm there was in that video

[@wow6720]

Detergent martini got me gooooood :DDDDDD

[@hoffmanncometh]

a smooth sophisticated beverage

[@colin5227]

Very nice

[@FatNorthernBigot]

"Undrinkable!!!" - He's tried my espresso, then.

[@hoffmanncometh]

😂

[@fynn2350]

I have absolutely no doubt that if you make Lance Hedrick laugh, coffee will flow out and cover everything.

[@SomethingUnique404]

I'm having some of Hoffman's baked coffee beans for breakfast tomorrow. On a serious note though, I'm looking forward for Joffmans upcoming comethdy show. And all jokes grinded to side, I wonder if Hoffcafe non instant coffee would be served?

[@hoffmanncometh]

Sounds yummy! Hoffcafe is still in pre-production phase, awaiting some final tweaks and some legal hurdles to get past.

[@kamil030201]

That is just amazing. Thanks for this, it made me laugh!

[@hoffmanncometh]

Glad you enjoyed it! Thank you

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

As a Picopresso owner, I relate to this video deeply

[@The_Jovian]

Why does the bripe keep spinning

[@hoffmanncometh]

the same reason the earth does... SCIENCE.

[@MrCommunistGen]

I'm dying from laughter and I'm only at the part about the moka pot! 😂 -> 💀

[@hoffmanncometh]

I hope you remained alive long enough to finish the video!

[@recklessroges]

Those slurp roars got me lol-ing.

[@hoffmanncometh]

SLUUURP

[@stevenlk]

James need to react to this lmao😂

[@jthwaits]

I actually slipped on my socks watching this from laughing too hard 😅

[@hoffmanncometh]

Pesky socks! **shakes fist**

[@celticdr]

Gotta love those tears of Al Pacino, that no good Hoffnapper! 😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

James still hasn't forgiven him for busting out an aeropress and ruining a peaceful bripe

[@Pouchey2]

Literally just watched this on Reddit, then promptly watched it again here

[@hoffmanncometh]

a two for one! Hooray!

[@JanGoh-jb5ge]

It just keeps going and I've only got one like button to click

[@hoffmanncometh]

I shall contact youtube and ask them to add more like buttons IMMEDIATELY.

[@nighthawk6777]

@@hoffmanncometh haha finally! I've been looking for the other like buttons, for weeks now

[@BoomChockolaca]

I really love my "Bitterness boiler" every morning

[@hoffmanncometh]

me too!

[@danielwhiting4017]

Also, it has been a very painful day, but Hames made it so much better

[@zephyrbrightmoon6962]

Just fantastic! XD Please consider adding a Kofi or some other way we can donate freely of our own choice so we can show you support for the hard work and fun you bring us. :)

[@hoffmanncometh]

I have set one up recently, but haven't really advertised it yet. Ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh

[@zephyrbrightmoon6962]

@@hoffmanncometh Sent! Enjoy! Hurray! 😂💜

[@hoffmanncometh]

@@zephyrbrightmoon6962 So kind of you! Very much appreciated. Thank you so much :)

[@zephyrbrightmoon6962]

@@hoffmanncometh You’re worth it! Have a great day!

[@denisgordeev8278]

Hooray for extra unevenness!

[@hoffmanncometh]

absolutely!

[@tomvandongen8075]

You have if anything over-extracted this video. Dirty, bitter, disgusting; it's the best video of my life

[@hoffmanncometh]

Marvellous to hear!

[@lent10]

I find Al Pacino tears to be a bit to bourgeoisie

[@hoffmanncometh]

I understand that. Things move quickly in the speciality 5th wave coffee world... but there is still a market for them with the plebs

[@honigschlecker1]

It get's easier the more you do it. Loved that little touch. (3:18)

[@atgosh]

What a beautiful, charming, tea-like nectar - I mean video

[@hoffmanncometh]

Hooray!

[@CaveyMoth]

Hoffmann tears make the best coffee.

[@hoffmanncometh]

True, but at a price most can't afford sadly.

[@CaveyMoth]

@@hoffmanncometh Just serve him a Nespresso with notes of cereal, and the tears will begin to flow.

[@oddlegs83]

Bripe placement at the end 😂

[@hoffmanncometh]

Always makes me chuckle when I use that particular bit of footage in an edit... the flipping bripe is amusing.

[@Kroiznacher]

My days are painfully expensive and ridiculous 😢 So close

[@lunasophia9002]

The captions are auto-generated but I just want to point out that "mcka poot" is *hilarious* and maybe worth adopting for hand-written captions edit: omg the bripe changed orientation again!

[@hoffmanncometh]

That pesky bripe! Can never make it's mind up.

[@FaithAndCoffeeBean]

The tears of AL Pacino 😂😂😂😂

[@PhaTs00p]

EG1 catching strays here

[@hoffmanncometh]

I'm just jealous. **clutches Timemore C3**

[@QuickQuips]

5:45 - the bripe straw moved back and forth

[@hoffmanncometh]

Pesky bripe!

[@andrewsmithty]

1:50: "you put the tears of alpachino here" 🤔

[@hoffmanncometh]

the salt in the tears really helps the taste!

[@Fevr001]

I'm confuse

[@hoffmanncometh]

good - that means you're in the right place!

[@dcashley303]

I have to say, I laughed waaaay too much at the big moka pot.

[@hoffmanncometh]

It certainly is a statement piece!

[@kastapostgard5306]

Hames making a cameo me thinks

[@rampant59]

Very entertaining indeed, but does it make a delicious cup of coffee? I hope you brew something tasty. All kidding aside, the Bripe is an all time classic.

[@CedricsSpecialLP]

This is absolutely high-quality shitposting.

[@hoffmanncometh]

I appreciate that!

[@kirktrue938]

Nespresso ☕️

[@ThePerradox]

I wish you, a real Al Pachino day.

[@AA_Dandelion_Days]

What can I say that hasn't already been said...? except... "Hurray" actually that's been said too... Oh well I hope you get the drift!

[@hoffmanncometh]

I certainly do. Thank you!

[@Elleander1]

One detergent martini, shaken, not stirred.