This image should NOT exist. Delete it from my memory.

[@2dheethbar]

Does Phoenix have a Nether Portal nearby? 0: Nice room lighting.

[@PhoenixSC]

I live in the Nether.

[@wdinan]

do you now?

[@07jeabrat]

@@PhoenixSC I live in the end

[@tanishqrajput6496]

​@@PhoenixSCyou should try sleeping, it helps

[@Galos_YT]

@@PhoenixSC Good night then 💙

[@Domi_Plays]

I'd actually like a survival series. Maybe Phoenix, you could add some of the wacky stuff you made throughout the years and play like that. That'd be actually pretty cool.

[@zappyapp]

on a second channel tho. A series doesn't fit in this channel

[@GSBarlev]

That would be on-brand, but I'm imagining him doing a vanilla/vanilla-plus casual hardcore series focused on building and anesthetics* ( _a la_ GeminiTay or PearlescentMoon). Just because it would be *so outside* what we think of as his wheelhouse. *Update* *this was a typo, but I'm absolutely leaving it in 🤣

[@Domi_Plays]

@@zappyapp well yea, you're right

[@cinnamoncat8950]

​@@GSBarlev yeah anesthetics sounds about right for phoenixsc

[@GSBarlev]

@@cinnamoncat8950 Omg. That was a complete typo. And now I have no choice but to leave it in.

[@nalat1suket4nk0]

You could delete it from your memory but this image is engraved on the internet forever

[@grayhacer]

this is fcked up

[@HRM_19363]

"Mind erasers" from men in black, terminated KZbin channel, banning free speech, deleting the orignal source whuch is possibly reddit or R34 artists... """"SMALL"""" price for salvation

[@near5148]

You can't unsee it man

[@davidarvingumazon5024]

Replace her with younger. Enjoy nightmares, bye!

[@arfy2510]

Can we get Pheonix to do an actual let's play series? I know people would actually watch that!

[@HRM_19363]

It does sound like a good idea, specially with all the new updates

[@cherricake1796]

Seconded

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

survival mode sucks its boring

[@agoosecalledxaro6679]

He did one already

[@matthewboire6843]

Good idea

[@What-The-Brick]

He’s trying to forget the image, but then decides to post it to his 2 million subscribers. What an absolute master stroke Phoenix!

[@Dantesister]

I'm doing master strokes right now

[@RealSkello]

Nothing like a master stroke

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

2:01 this is literally the equivalent of people arguing over the pronunciations of "gif" when the creator of the word suddenly comes out and says its pronounced "yiff".

[@Alt-rd4fr]

I regret knowing what *yiff* is☠️

[@Geckoreo]

anyways imma cause a bit of possible chaos... the correct answer is: sword axe pickaxe shovel hoe Slot6 fireworks (IF elytra equipped) Food offhand: empty OR shield

[@questionabletheory59]

As a woman I can confirm we do have human spawners in our belly

[@elizathegamer413]

It just has a really long spawn delay of 9 months for real for real

[@Wolfie54545]

Infinite food

[@purple_pancakes4853]

@@Wolfie54545dear god

[@SunilNmb]

​@@purple_pancakes4853there's more

[@blah3066]

​@@SunilNmbno

[@Shid_idk]

2:40 Camman18 : *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.*

[@Faleko_Fares]

Screw camman18 wood is wood

[@PhoenixSC]

My internet is back. More hand reveal. www.twitch.tv/phoenixsclive

[@vizorkid2305]

Nice skin Phoenix

[@뿑]

Hi

[@abox1942]

Ok

[@Foxy_playz2164]

@@vizorkid2305 sm

[@aedenlewmaglinte3436]

Pheonix chan skin was... Unexpected.

[@Tchesco625]

I don't understand. PheonixSC's videos are getting more and more unhinged as time passes. The continuity is so thin and all over the place but it still manages to deliver perfectly. Good job, firebird 👍

[@Flesh_Wizard]

2026 phoenix is just going to be Minecraft Max0r

[@Tchesco625]

@@Flesh_Wizard wouldn't mind that at all

[@rubiepie]

PhoenixSC really getting attached on that skin... Suspiciously 🤨

[@ilonachan]

just having fun as a goofy girly goober guyber

[@tripplec6798]

at this rate whenever he switches back it's gonna feel weird since gotten used to seeing this one

[@GSBarlev]

I have a Python script that lets me customize the player heads sold via the "Wandering Trades (Hermit Edition)" datapack from VanillaTweaks, and I'm pretty excited about the prospect of buying a Phoenix-chan head.

[@thousandsofclowns]

🏳‍⚧

[@Regvibe]

He might be an egg (but seriously tho, the subscribe was a rainbow too). Or he likes that skin for very cis reasons.

[@treeguardien]

Pheonix still hasn't changed his skin back to normal That means he Really loves it...

[@heichan8657]

wouldnt blame him

[@kittyn5222]

Must be hard playing with one hand

[@MonikaMaiers]

@@kittyn5222 right.....

[@impan2051]

I think everybody *has* to agree, if you craft your axe from the right and not from the left like a functioning human, then you must be *S P E A R E D*

[@irishuisman1450]

What if I'm left-handed and do everything in reverse tho

[@joelhoon1707]

What if I put the sticks on the sides? I mean, I don't, but what if I did?

[@darkela5_]

@@joelhoon1707 oh yeah wait... can you actually do that... that should work... oh god

[@ОннокорОктябрь]

Can i impale someone if i using autocrafters?

[@Ghostii_]

@@joelhoon1707 *S P E A R E D*

[@pogboy6940]

Its been so long since i saw any good survival series. Would definitely watch one if you made it.

[@fsponj]

Only 90’s kids remember being a woman wearing a yellow dress while being pregnant with a Minecraft villager spawner

[@elixir_master]

o fotoğrafı gördüğümde muzumun aktifleşmesi normal mi? bence doktora gitmeliyim

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

..do they though?

[@frandurrieu6477]

​@@elixir_masterBro what....

[@logygm4335]

why do people reply in other languages to English comments life's biggest mystery

[@elixir_master]

@@logygm4335 çünkü artık KZbin her dilden metni çevirebiliyor biliyorsun, işte bu yüzden neden kendi dilimle konuşma imkanım varken başka dilde konuşayım?

[@GMP1isReal]

Phoenix asks why everyone forgets about the hoe, I ask why everyone forgets about the water bucket.

[@LuTriad]

Me who nearly always has a water bucket in my hotbar:

[@SquishyAuri]

The reason most people "forget" the hoe is because it's most likely in a chest along with all of the seeds and crops

[@sir_whocampsalot2876]

yeah like who carries a hoe along with them? that's so weird

[@nocreativitywhatsoever]

2:14 CUT YOUR NAILS CUT THEM RIGHT NOW CUT THE NAILS

[@mich705]

I definetly would like to see a 1.20 survival series with phoenixsc with each episode being 20 to 30 minutes long of random memes he finds in the world.

[@SarkBM]

Phoenix saying bonjour is the most blessed thing I've heard in a while

[@bytez1872]

"We've been playing minecraft wrong?" 🔫Minecraft handbook: "always have been"

[@fastbanana]

1:36 The wave of nostalgia that washed over me is indescribable

[@meggubravo8373]

3:35 the shovel is digging

[@NatjoOfficial]

2:10 I think when experience was first added in the pre releases you could earn xp from crafting but it was removed before release when people spam made pressure plates and exp got generally rebalanced.

[@Seawolf.Gaming]

It was never like that. In beta 1.9 Pre-release 1 though you could get it from jumping, which was promptly removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2.

[@bobthegamegoblin]

2:22 bro broke his own rule

[@MonikaMaiers]

yeah he made axe wrong way!

[@RebornHasLuck]

I genuinely paused the video, put my face in my hands, and sighed when I saw that first picture.

[@Chronostra]

2:47 PonewsXC confirmed new hermit for Hermicraft S10?! NANI?!

[@NMS_Ship_Finds]

I'm sure you've already been over this but I thought it was worth a mention, it is that on a page in that book there is an enchanted bow and ARROW, yes an enchanted arrow. I found this whilst I was going through that same book.

[@literallyrandomcontent]

4:03 I will do peaceful mode

[@voltfox2466]

That instruments placement makes sense, because most of the time you just fight monsters or kill mobs so your sword will break quick

[@Idk-uy9ck]

Phoenix saying "Come back" sadly had me laughing.

[@beanieweenow5244]

Your series where you lived and made a villager was pretty fun to watch so I'd be down for a scuffed letsplay

[@timtamTom.2]

I literally physically recoiled from the femaleSC jumpscare

[@TheBcoolGuy]

2:04 Yay! My way is the canon way! All hail the PShASw!

[@nabsterthe29th]

1:07 i use ,,sword, axe, pickaxe, shovel" and when i want i add ,,hoe" at the end and then comes food

[@labbit35]

It is tradition to put the sword on the most left slot of the inventory, failing to do so will result in misfortune coming your way until said issue is corrected.

[@brenomedeiros8460]

3:02 I know this is just a joke but I hate how much harder they made finding iron with the new world generation, sometimes it takes me hours to make my first iron armor.

[@h13n12]

@hmmmm1427 it is still easy, i went into a cave and 10 minutes later i got a ton of iron.

[@greenpotato8744]

I find its harder to find iron when strip mining still very easy to find in caves though

[@CenturyGuard]

The irony

[@greenpotato8744]

@hmmmm1427 I guess I'm just lucky then

[@Faleko_Fares]

At least some challenge

[@AshishXMC]

At least they didn’t misplace the pixels in the handbook for the healthbar.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

0:37 Pregnan! :DDD

[@Sento404]

2:07 this made me check my original handbooks, and it reveals the correct recipe for a book and paper! A book is leather bottom left, paper directly around that, for paper you’re meant to craft it at the very bottom of the grid.

[@tupe444]

the stone shovel at 1:40 is also rotated wrong

[@MonikaMaiers]

it is yep.

[@Anturnix]

I follow you and discovered u back then when you was making a pokemon game or idk, a french youtuber made a video about it and you wrote a comment under it, i clicked the channel, subbed and now i watch everything so probably 7-8 years now

[@jk0273]

0:01 MY EYE

[@PolarisxAndromeda]

I'm glad the Phoenix model Is still here, it's got more depth and it just looks more adorable^^

[@iMysticLeaf]

the most sus thing in the history of Minecraft texture packs...

[@Equalisys]

Phoenix : **get's birch** Camman18 : **BREATHS LOUDLY**

[@cosmo_7]

Maybe the "official" order of tools is based on the adundance of the materials in Minecraft 1. pickaxe - stone, ores - the most abundant 2. Shovel - dirt, gravel sand 3. axe - trees and wooden materials 4. sword - mobs - the least abundant

[@ーテイル]

"Pick, shovel, axe, sword" actually makes sense. Since Minecraft is primarily a collecting and building game, your collecting and building tools should be prioritized, and in the order you're gonna use them more, which is pick (when mining), shovel (both for mining and building), axe (for collecting wood and building). The sword is an avoidable thing because you can always sleep or light up any place, you would mostly need it for food and you can just make a farm and kill a bunch of animals on a single sit.

[@cinnamoncat8950]

True, though left to right in the hotbar doesn't necessarily mean ease of access since hitting 2 can be difficult at times compared to 1,3,4

[@ーテイル]

@@cinnamoncat8950 isn't 2 right above the W key? (I don't have a computer, sorry) I think the 1, 2 and 3 keys are the easiest to access while the 4 key is not so much. Also, there's the thing about scrolling.

[@cinnamoncat8950]

@@ーテイル yes 2 is right above w but that's why it's harder to get to, usually you're either walking forward or backwards so you can't use your middle finger to press 2 most of the time, and since youre usually pressing w, that finger also gets in the way of your ring and index fingers if you try to use those instead. D key is perfectly between 3 and 4 so 4 is very comfortable to press with my index finger

[@Noahed_]

I mean it makes more sense than my hotbar. Pick in 1, shovel in 3, axe in 5, hoe in 6, and sword in 9.

[@ActualPierce_]

3:54 guys I think I have a theory... Minecraft is Deltarune

[@l0afu]

minecraft is deltarune!!!!

[@elianhg2144]

my exact same thought lol

[@donaldduck1547]

0:48 I got **the original** creeper with the lazer eyes as my lockscreen background

[@chomper1994]

Remember when Phoenix did a survival series? I would love if he did one again.

[@bandiddums]

4:02 Obviously you dig a 3 block deep hole, go inside and cover it with a block and wait till the morning comes

[@Official_Chillex]

there is always one sus thing in almost every video

[@sfisher923]

This was an awkward time to have channel notifications on as I was at a library near the Children's section yesterday when this video came out Good thing I did decide to wait to watch this

[@LudwigVan_Beethoven]

Perhaps everyone wants to see "Phoenix playing vanillia Minecraft survival, for the first time"

[@koolkatzalt]

he has done it before...

[@MrSirWivd]

if "majong" wanted us to craft the ax on the left side, then they wound not hav made it craftable on the right side. i make my axes on the right cuz its faster (due to it being closer to where i hotkey it into my 3rd hotbar slot). i always have my hotbar in this order from left to right( w/ their hotkeys): pickaxe(1), sword(2), ax(3), shovel(4), bow(5), food(C), water bucket(V), blocks(B), torches(G). i know one of the default control settings is already on key C, so i changed that to Z. i find it easier to quickly switch to any hotbar slot rather than scrolling back and forth.

[@ethandavis2373]

Bro, if you started a survival series, I guarantee it would blow up

[@justyouraveragenerd5152]

On the zombie page, the shovel was upside-down

[@Ksescel]

I would watch a phoenixsc survival series. That would be fun!

[@LarusFotia]

Phoenix really took a moment to say "Bonjour"

[@I-sam-I]

1:45 Why is the shovel upside down?

[@fearmeforiamscary]

Because Australia

[@mp25monsterrtttffff]

@@fearmeforiamscarywrong, it's bc the minecraft guides are weird

[@fearmeforiamscary]

@@mp25monsterrtttffff it’s weird because they made it in Australia

[@mp25monsterrtttffff]

STOP IT WITH THESE JOKES

[@VRavTech]

I've been following you ever since you used to make cool command block stuff and you had like less than 100k, no idea how you went from that to the most cursed videos i can possibly imagine, but i aint complaining

[@snowballtheanvil]

3:13 the xp amount is different from the book

[@dabbingsquidward7749]

For 4 years I've been watching your vids, still awesome work

[@HRM_19363]

2:53 Did anyone see that EMERALD?They are the *rarest* ores in minecraft. (The Fű€K is wrong with that skin) Edit: go into a coma to lose it from your memory)

[@doggoner]

Emeralds spawn more frequently in mountainous biomes

[@ShadowSentry211]

They aren’t that rare anymore in mountains you can find like 20

[@123Beast123YT]

phoenix must love that skin cuz he always looks at it

[@Wolfer69]

The book said 7 and a little more, but in reality it’s 6 and a lil bit more, also what if you just got the iron from a village such as, an iron golem or a blacksmith chest

[@rycbowl]

Bro that handbook brings back memories of 2015 no way that’s a thing I haven’t seen for a while Might find it in my bookshelf to reread now

[@themountainfarmer1843]

2:30 Somebody called me?

[@Theresnofrigginmaneavailable]

Majong: u have minutes to find shelter and food before night falls Speedrunner: im gonna be done with the game before night falls

[@ОннокорОктябрь]

"My parents" miniature: 3:49

[@emmaplayz543]

Phoenix: You must craft your axe on the left side. Also Phoenix: *crafts axe on the right side*

[@fulookin6701]

1:25 hand reveal 😳

[@kreozello]

1:45 I love how noone noticed that the shovel icon in crafting reciepe from a beginner's guidr book is placed the wrong way.

[@Duck-_]

So nobody is gonna talk about how pheonix has a square shadow?

[@Electronem1]

This man has a point

[@June_The_Goon]

I organise my hotbar the right way: Sword, Pickaxe, Torches, Axe, Food, Shovel, the rest depending on situations

[@junimzim4270]

1:28 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@Priwan_]

That's enough information, send the missiles

[@JoLiKMC]

I demand fan art of Feenee-Chan this instant.

[@Willio20000]

1:54 what does is mean by this???? you dont get xp from crafting????? edit: for some reason i didnt think he was going to point it out and then he did

[@gillsmoke]

I just subbed for that survival series. Can't wait

[@Roblocksgaming]

Internet being cut is probably the worst pain you can ever experience.

[@just_is]

For what should I do, I shall head to phoenix for the best knowledge.

[@PrinterPog]

Zombies can actually drop shovels and swords but only if they spawn with one or if you give it to them so they are not that wrong. Also, by that logic they should have put all of the armor they can spawn with in there but who cares lol

[@Luckyboy94]

The problem here is the fact that it's not in the correct orientation in the picture. Otherwise the page does seem fine

[@PrinterPog]

​@@Luckyboy94oh

[@itsfells7224]

Ngl, the tool om the hot bar its exactly the same that i use to when im still playing Minecraft back in the day

[@Eddyithink]

0:56 what do you mean by "Oh..that's what that means"?? Is the painting showing a woman that got impregnated by a villager? 😭😂

[@yeahiplaytds]

The villager's point of view is ... uh.

[@vilact0]

he shared his bread and put his villager spawn egg into her.

[@FloppaklipTheKlown]

3:53 mojang: * casually proceeds to make a How To Beat intro on the spot *

[@literally-that-guyy]

I’ve been watching you for much longer than 9 years Jk

[@sheepy2345]

on page 15 of the beginners handbook it shows one stone pick and one wooden pick right next to each other along with one stone sword and one wooden sword also together so maybe thats the correct way to have things no need for axes or shovels or hoes.

[@ascoutmainTF2]

0:01 femboy phoenixSC?

[@jewelsofjuly7377]

Phoenix chan because he lost his banana

[@ascoutmainTF2]

@@jewelsofjuly7377 he lost his virginity not his banana

[@Homer_Noobson]

​@@ascoutmainTF2next time eat a salad.

[@Teh_Noob_Eporer]

1:49 according to Minecrafts code, any way is correct, so long as it has the same general format and ingredients e.g. shears = 2 diagonal iron ingots; flint and steel = 1 flint + 1 iron ingot; diamond hoe = 2 vertical sticks + 2 horizontal diamonds, one above the sticks

[@EH-the-1]

4 minutes ago, my last brain cell was still intact. 4 minutes ago

[@afonsolisboa6600]

2:14 In the portuguese version it says "Save your tools in the hotbar for easy acess. Don't forget to see the experience points you've earned from all this work"

[@ThatUnknownDude_]

Phoenix: "The Official way to craft an axe is on the left side" Also Phoenix: 2:21

[@3n3k0gd5]

I actually have in that exact order my tools in my hotbar: pickaxe, shovel, axe and sword.

[@KevJeff]

This video has enlightened me. Thank you PhoenixSC

[@naingaung2748]

I’ve been watching you since last night. The closet is very cozy.

[@MonocleMC]

I just know, Phoenix playing Minecraft survival would be the most unhinged Minecraft series on KZbin.

[@TDGalea]

I am so honoured that Mojang put my tool layout in the book. Although they forgot that sword is slot 9 (unless bow, then slot 8).

[@shengyongtan4713]

Wow, I had this book also. Although the version of the book my sister bought me is very long ago. Latest is like version 1.8, which is now very old as in now.

[@SoapheadPog]

Is it the one with a form of hexagon?

[@shengyongtan4713]

Similar to what Phoenix has, but the version is very old.

[@marmaladetoast2431]

1:41 There's the L-Axe and the D-Axe. Steve can only use one kind, so craft carefully.