This is a cruel shop (Balatro)

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[@conkeldurr420]

we're balatro, we're guys, of course we, of course we guys, we're balatro, of course we balatro, balatro guys

[@VerbDoesStuff]

Guys.

[@sethwoligroski9166]

Fellas

[@cyanide8221]

we love our balatro dont we folks?

[@xkcloud]

Do we need to call a bondulance?

[@SFBSpartan]

Haha so funny lul xd jajajaja

[@TheDocperian]

I think the Eternal Rental Egg is the funniest joker the game can produce.

[@idlegameplayer3756]

eternal rental Joker or eternal rental that one joker that disables the boss blind when you sell it

[@gophermanX]

​@@idlegameplayer3756neither of those are possible tmk. Eternal and rental can't show up together, and eternal can't show up on jokers whose only effect is on being sold.

[@connorclark3325]

​@@gophermanXthat's just not true. Eternal can be on rental and egg can be eternal

[@ScholarZero]

I cant stop seeing the larger eternal sticker on the one wee joker. And now neither can you.

[@Blanket-King]

You are Cruel

[@phakepercs9599]

I want to try and copy Eternal Square joker now to see if I can get the icon to clip out of the card.

[@ryates]

We’re Northernlion’s primary demographic (18-30 y/o male) guys, of course we’re grinding the steel of our word-associative humor on the stone of his suggestive video titles and quips

[@blackmage1276]

36:14 dogs when they meet each other for the first time

[@ghoulboss7848]

+2

[@jeffreycanfield1939]

43:48 "why are we glassing 2's? cause we play em" im starting to get you type A chatters

[@tatapnhob]

we love the gamble of getting 9 mult with a chance of destroying your most important cards

[@Tw0shedz08]

Yeah man. Watching him use plasma deck makes me 100% type A X2 mult and a chance to lose your most important card is WORTHLESS with plasma deck. X2 what? FOUR mult? Insanity. Heirophant that 2 and now it provides you with 16 chips AND 16 mult

[@mrwiggles23120]

Did I draw a Showman card? Because I’m seeing multiple Balatro videos today.

[@dabaronious]

+2

[@Nathan-np2nx]

*sees +8 mult if a Pair* "mult isn't that meaningful" *rerolls & sees Steel Joker* "this is a must have."

[@_S4d13_]

False equivalence Andy

[@alexzephyris1455]

@@_S4d13_ You can't do math

[@TBH_Inc]

NL forgot about mult in the second run. I’ve never been so excited about him forgetting something before!

[@TheGooGaming]

You don't need mult to win on plasma, you can win gold stake with like 20 saturns and thats it

[@1234pokemonrulz]

flat mult is just worse than chips on plasma because it is harder to get on average

[@Nathan-np2nx]

Then saying the best way to win is making a steel card that added 8.5 total mult to his score. He'll never understand the Plasma deck

[@TBH_Inc]

@@TheGooGaming Ya, but NL doesn't know that. That's why it's fortunate he forgot about it.

[@Squibbleses]

Two wee jokers? My god... twee jokers

[@Rubykittyy]

Which is incredible cause twee is dutch for two

[@thomasgladstone7637]

We're Balatro guys, of course we die with a double tag

[@Running_Colours]

13:25 green day before a special live show where they would play one of their most well known albums in its entirety

[@davidbreadner8535]

Seltzer was an instant win with his wee jokers and he didn't even consider it

[@croccywoccy315]

26:45 me when im golfing

[@blackmage1276]

+2

[@hiimpixl]

33:52 I'm assuming when the wee joker is created normally the stickers resize, but maybe there's nothing in the code to resize when it's duplicated.

[@wallac12]

16:09 AI techbros when they first try to make some “art”

[@solokiou5602]

Guys I think this streamer finally realized that the deck based on chips actually works better when focusing on chips !!!

[@cringekid3993]

does he know

[@purgeutopia8696]

Does anyone else notice that the shops in the game just have not been hitting lately?

[@blackapple197]

I feel that. Haven't play Balatro for a week and came back yesterday to have some gold stake action. Died on so many runs because I couldn't find a mult multer until like ante 6.

[@idlegameplayer3756]

i played plasma deck and i shit you not i got 0 jokers that give chips in any way for 5 antes until i lost. not a single one. all mult

[@jermbyname]

36:13 ❤

[@TheAesop3]

Bro is staked up in a big way

[@lkjlkjlkjlkjk1079]

me when I work in a sweatshop

[@TuturialCorp3]

35:56 me when i dump blue dye into the artic ocean

[@RazomOmega]

+2

[@jonathanosborne5344]

13:25 Green Day on their 1994 concert tour

[@majorfriend2]

We’re Balatro guys, of course Balatro is gonna give us decroded shops too many times in a row laugh at us!

[@the-slunch]

do you guys think that someday he'll figure out how the plasma deck works

[@Lentiii]

Everyone who says “ignore mult on plasma” has not played past red stake and it shows

[@idlegameplayer3756]

i main plasma and have beaten gold stake like 10 times and if you get lucky with chip jokers you can ride until ante 6, 7 if you get really lucky

[@lkjlkjlkjlkjk1079]

15:39 me when I'm surprised by the free snack samples at Costco

[@PhantomThiefXI]

What if balatro updates and every boss has its own battle track now

[@DarrienGlasser]

26:25 me at the seal hunting competition

[@PsychoFamilyGaming42]

27:59 - bless you! Haha

[@malteberger9861]

Someone has probably said this before but it would be cool if they added a feature to see if you would have been able to make the score when you loose. Like if the straight would have gotten him to 100k instead of the flush.

[@richietruong786]

We're balatro guys we

[@justBri123]

For thise wondering about the bigger eternal symbol: Its a known bug when creating a copy of an eternal wee joker Kind of like how copies might have a different cardback

[@quincyjones9657]

34:42 …

[@baconx6476]

Have so many 8s to make easy 4 of a kind. Takes Venus in the shop instead of Mars... Lmao, every episode there is entertainment to be had.

[@peacefrog7]

Of course we click on the video in the first 50 seconds

[@mrpandamania]

50:24 me when I'm Timmy Turner's dad and I'm playing Balatro

[@eliditto8975]

we're trying to beat gold stake plasma deck guys: 1:56

[@memog.4910]

balatro : )

[@david23627]

i just started playing Balatro and that flex at the beginning made me a bit mad ngl

[@DadShark]

We're balatro guys, of course we purchase flat mult on the plasma deck

[@idlegameplayer3756]

hearing nl saying skibidi toilet is surreal

[@SheykSikarius]

Balatro!

[@aprettycoolname4839]

Ethernal rental blueprint is it 100%

[@idlegameplayer3756]

blueprint is best joker oat

[@angelaik0s960]

4:23 Venezuela catching straights for no reason bro

[@jacobadderley2643]

Straights. I see what you did there. +2

[@Cgreen123]

I gotta be fr, the Wall is a bit too rough to be fun at that 8th ante. Feels like if your run isn’t just completely broken it’s near impossible to beat it.

[@Pertilious]

Me when I enter a store playing the neon genesis theme song

[@MrVovansim]

I'm 20 seconds into the video, and I'm already doom scrolling through the comments, looking for type A's commenting on NL's understanding (or lack thereof) of the plasma deck. 😂

[@dylanon3k]

Ah-Ga-Te

[@fredperusse6006]

We’re balatro, of course we guys

[@augustdahlkvist3998]

The fact type A chatters have morphed the advice "chips are good on the plasma deck" to "completely ignore mult" is insane. Mult is still good, better in the end game than chips. You can multiply the mult but you can't multiply chips. So later on you build your mult to go much higher than the chips.

[@blackapple197]

Backseating in this game is wild even for other balatro content creators. It's sometimes infuriating to see.

[@johnmeo1532]

Did you watch all of the previous runs where he simply DID NOT comprehend the power of chips on plasma? He’d go “chips are good” and then sell all his chips for mult on ante 3. The comments were simply trying to get ANYTHING through to him about plasma deck

[@Ghozt5563]

you can very easily win gold stake with just chips

[@BrianM_3rd]

Me when I'm reading Needful Things by Stephen King:

[@ScarletKomi]

31:32 YES! YES!

[@lukeblue2089]

UH GAH TAE

[@blackapple197]

we’re balatro guys, of course we think plasma deck is the easiest deck on gold stake but it’s actually one of the harder one.

[@trehairston1840]

Quantify that for me please

[@iluxa-4000]

It's a pretty easy deck

[@user-ox3ov2qt5o]

It's very hard if you're running chips and run into violet vessel

[@darthrighty]

Of course I click on the 28s ago video

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

"people my age and younger dont go outside so much anymore" im not here to throw stones but most people leave their house for work

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

also isnt it illegal to exist outside without spending money in America

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

like you can go to a park but you gotta leave your car running so youre stimulating the economy

[@staxringold]

God, if he just played the straight with the multed 8 and put it before the face cards (so that mult got doubled too)...

[@tag7137]

40:30 WNBA fans in Las Vegas

[@TheBigBoopy]

me

[@iluxa-4000]

Selling mystic summit and losing was just insanity

[@allmight801]

Why don't you try to get naneinf score in one game? We all wanna see that

[@lkjlkjlkjlkjk1079]

speak for yourself

[@jacobdumas7643]

Is the we in the room with us right now

[@franslair2199]

Selling your mult for a random joker is an insane punt

[@trehairston1840]

Talks about not picking up mult because he’s going chips, yet makes steel cards and keeps blue joker while cutting cards. Yea keep yelling at chat tho