This is a "Game" of "StarCraft"... | Florencio Files

[@snealbli]

22:08 PiG if you do not think Florencio is a 100% clear cut (haha) "cut off a man's face, wear it like a mask, go home to the guy's family while still wearing the mask and grinning, help the guy's kids with their homework, have dinner with his family while the dog goes berserk, go bed with the wife and give the kids a new brother/sister, and then sneak out the window in the middle of the night while leaving the guy's face on the pillow with a shit-eating grin frozen on" kind of guy... then I don't even know what to tell you, other than to watch the Flo files again. Remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey 🤡

[@cathulionetharn5139]

20:57 casually showing dominance over your opponent by having cloaked banshees kill a pylon next to a shield battery in FULL view of multiple cannons Never change

[@lindalobstadefenda]

Army of Snakes is the real hero we needed. Going afk to care for their baby without inconveniencing their opponent. And being nice to let Florencio have his Liberators have their fun. Truly a hero.

[@volodyanarchist]

They are not the hero we need. They are the hero florencio deserves.

[@alexanderberg1553]

after year of therapy my medical team and i came the conclusion that i am an incurable florenciophile, the sewerjuice has reached the last bit of my brainstem and the only thing keeping me alive at this point are regular florencio file videos. 1 like= 1 prayer

[@snealbli]

welcome brother!

[@NazgulGnome]

Hail Satan, full of malice. Bless this, oh Dark one, your chosen minion. May their collection of Salt persist. May they continue to spread their sewage across the tilted masses.

[@cameron2634]

Love that you cast this. First Flo game I'd ever seen live streamed, can confirm he was playing his heart out.

[@jayesspee4870]

I love metal league games, they're hilarious

[@fartkerson]

The bum fights of Starcraft -- We learned nothing, we were entertained, but we hate ourselves and have stained our souls forever.

[@aussj4link214]

4:06 this is the perfect moment for the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme. Something like "Florencio gets out of it."

[@GruppeSechs]

Of all the SC2 matches I've ever seen, this was practically one of them.

[@matth1005]

This was one of the most of them

[@108stitches6]

And to think without you a game like this would go unnoticed by the world. Bless you, sir

[@TsvetanDimitrov1976]

looks like both of them were playing while drunk

[@maximk9964]

Probably, and one dozed off for 2 minutes

[@squeakhawk01]

I love how when he's voicing Florencio's omega try hard voice Pig's accent goes full on bogen.

[@ericbetterman9220]

Good lord PiG! I've been rewatching old Florencio Files waiting for anew one.

[@chrisR-B]

This is just florencio playing with his food

[@parkerhardy8398]

The sewer felt strong today and what do you know…we sludge dwellers can feel the call

[@jonnozomboid2649]

"This is what we call the 'torture phase'". Hahaha love it.

[@thefance4708]

It's like I always say, lads. If you can't take the heatlord, get away from the keyboard.

[@CatzyCatzy]

Florencio actually adds accessories for his pyramid hat.

[@glados4765]

Florencio tortures because he can. The person is crying for their mom and screaming "Please! What do you want?! Ill give you anything you want! Just tell me what you want!" Florencio just smiles and puts on The Beach Boys 'Good Vibrations' and continues peeling fingernails off one at a time.

[@samuelatwater2845]

16:20 you can see army of snakes has rallied probes from his main Nexus down and to the right before rallying them to the minerals in the natural! 😂😂

[@mobilisq]

it's the scarecrow from Conker's Bad Fur Day

[@lordcola-3324]

Is Florencio not embarrassed sending in replays he only won because his enemy literally went AFK?

[@p_serdiuk]

Why would anyone be embarrassed of that except the nincompoops who attach their ego to a goddamn video game?

[@snealbli]

That's what makes it funny

[@Cowclops]

Yeah the psychological damage didn't come until /after/ his opponent was AFK for an eternity in starcraft time. This was absolutely a loss for florencio.

[@jkkim6928]

You’re expecting too much from a smurf..

[@jackawaka]

no, because he plays for fun

[@blgdinger3]

9:42 heard you loud and clear brother, you're someone who gets it 😂😂😂

[@OldGregg253]

Florencio is my spawn ❤ Old Gregg is proud

[@ErazerPT]

AoS : "I'm winning, i got in his mind, under his skin... omg, what is this... this is pure degenerate filth..." Florencio : "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me..."

[@kkrypto1894]

Freaking amazing, i feel five years younger. Rejuvenating sewer ❤

[@Deto128]

With the forge - I feel like maybe they were thinking about cannon rushing at the start but changed their mind and decided to do stalkers instead

[@TomGalonska]

21:10 Gotta hand it to Florencio, he plays fair... When you run your banshees away it would be unfair if the opponent couldn't see them, so he turns off cloak the second the first thing that can shoot at them arrives

[@CatzyCatzy]

He always plays fair...his timings and strats are impeccable. I believe he is platinum league.

[@daBulgarian]

Impossible to be busy and NOT sneak in a view of PiG’s content.

[@panzfaust9812]

Mister florencio indeed. 😂❤

[@liebe6997]

...and i lol so hard plenty times! TYVM

[@Volkaer]

I have made it my life mission to build cannons / turrets / spores behind the mineral line now, for the sole purpose that there is a 0.0000001% chance Pig would somehow get a hold of the replay and loose just a touch more sanity :P

[@xmathmanx]

flo vs a barcode, i can watch these all day

[@asharak84]

That was a long time to watch someone not clean up a couple of libs!

[@losthatter123184]

MerPeople UNITE! The sewer calls!! (Lost Hatter)

[@quasar2834]

That was... one of the games of all time

[@raptorjeebus7655]

Floriencio doesn't make jewelry from his victims dermis, he makes clothing - he was the inspiration for the character Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs).

[@ingeniousclown]

Reek really thought that Ned Stargate was gonna save him huh

[@doc6781]

The forge feels like our protoss player intended to build cannons in front of his shield bats in Flo's base XD

[@robertw4411]

a full body fidget spinner made of body parts is creative & dark af 😂 I hope somebody gave that guy a sub

[@Gamingpandacat]

I dont think the protoss meant to recall on the lib, but forgot the lib was there, maybe not but that's what it looks like to me

[@davidrobles1360]

Florencio so bad he didn’t even save banjee energy.

[@diazalex5314]

Looks like they were fighting without a keyboard

[@DnlBeavers]

Yay! Love me some flo files.

[@thepianokid27]

that was painful.....

[@enjoystuff]

He makes Grillz with his clippings. Is this the edition of StarCraft where they can only play with their feet?

[@enjoystuff]

OMG someone beat me to it.

[@Cowclops]

Florencio wasn't going to win if toss wasn't AFK for multiple minutes.

[@kostadinpantev]

You get a like for mentioning AoE2! And for your otherwise outstanding SC2 content...

[@DeanCaruso]

Amazing game thanks for ruining my day. 10/10

[@liebe6997]

FINALLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@blakedurrant9399]

If Donny and Clarence played SC2

[@blgdinger3]

I don't know who any of these players are but I can't tell if this is silver or GM gameplay and I'm 8 minutes deep edit: definitely silver 😂👌 err bronze/aluminum

[@tyrellwreleck4226]

The terran player is bronze player who claims to be a gm on reddit in 2015. His iq decreases every year

[@CatzyCatzy]

Guess you haven't watched Florencio on Twitch.

[@estebanplourde681]

Florencio is makins xbox controllers from body parts.

[@CatzyCatzy]

Oooof

[@LeicaFleury]

Do you have an AoE2 channel or AoE 2 content? Maybe on stream?

[@gcl2783]

I've never seen such a fascinating arrangement of garbage.

[@TheJosephoenix]

More!!!!!!!

[@maximk9964]

How did I miss the best game a week ago?

[@CatzyCatzy]

You never watch Florencio play in Twitch.

[@markusschreiber1556]

5 probes vs 2 scv xD

[@libfit9068]

Wonder why he would send you a replay of him beating a guy half afk..

[@Banan538]

There is no way Flo is in masters anymore. I remember him almost getting into GM. But this.. i mean his opponents cannot be higher than diamond 3 or plat something?

[@PiGstarcraft]

yeah he used to main Protoss and have a set of really well refined cheeses etc. His Terran and Zerg have never been as high level, but definitely the recent ones since he's returned from a big break seem to be a bit lower level.

[@anthonylaine6111]

Quelle game😂😂😂

[@Siege181]

Dunno why but recently I’ve favoured watching PrintFs games as opposed to Flo recently Flo’s games seem to have gotten a bit stale. PrintF takes a cheesy strategy and tries to perfect it but Flo just hadn’t grown at all as a player

[@TheMufloni]

First to the florencio files!

[@PiGstarcraft]

Welcome to the Sewer!

[@Boat_frtsu]

FIRST

[@jamesmcgill6725]

This one was meh.