This is Actually the Worst Game of the Year

This is the greatest king kong game of All Time
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[@Boris-lq8fs]

It's actually impressive how the devs made a game where you play as King Kong and they designed the worldspace to make it feel like you're just a regular sized gorilla

[@ithewho6603]

Not even regular sized. It looks tiny on some parts.

[@Charizard24682]

...its not just a regular gorilla? i thought at the end he would turn big or something lmfao

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Your comment made me realize that this is supposed to be king kong and not donkey kong

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Exactly. From what I remember from the movie, the trees and stuff were normal sized.

[@ZeroXSEED]

It was the weight and motion. Monster hunter managed to make small looks big and heavy, and big things looks absolutely enormous. It's because the environment respond to monsters. The environment is WEAK. Show it! In this game, you're a giant ape that somehow at the mercy of environment instead. What a chod.

[@asdffdsa8885]

This entire game looks like an out-of-bounds area that you're not supposed to see

[@thetoughunicorn1679]

Thats a perfect description thank you

[@peentz]

Cant believe I wasted money on it

[@matthewwilliams3827]

Reminds me when I used to clip or traverse into out of bounds areas all the time on halo 2 or see enemies spawn in all the time.

[@yeattwizzyrichbitcointikok1120]

This is the best description 😭😭😭

[@thetoughunicorn1679]

@@peentz oof that sucks dude

[@insanerambling]

This looks like a game you'd get for free when you buy cereal

[@LowTierFallout]

Chex quest negs

[@lordofsandvich3630]

could have sworn they were better

[@ledernierutopiste]

Dude, i remember getting Crazy taxi and Starsky & Hutch when i was young, these games were fire, far better than this !

[@anon3631]

But those games were actually good.

[@checkmarkdatter1785]

Amazon Trail babyy

[@gardnereric10]

They really flipped the script by making your health bar green and stamina bar red.

[@tfcbioshock]

Ingenuity at its finest

[@LeumazDnazor]

True innovation

[@Ryu1ify]

Elder Scrolls Daggerfall type beat

[@seanghh726]

makes sense

[@The_Pikaboi]

This game would be a masterpiece if the enemies were balloons and you could throw darts at them

[@cirocamoletto03]

KKTD6

[@warcraftlake7]

Super dart monkey getting a king kong upgrade when?

[@ninthee7113]

i dont have enough skill points to upgrade to triple darts 😔

[@HenryTheCringeGuy]

you forgot a blimp and a literal god

[@StickyCat398]

Don’t insult BTD6, a genuine masterpiece, by comparing it to whatever this shit is

[@AndreAlessiCastro]

imagine having a king kong game, but you're just playing a regular-sized gorilla simulator that for some reason knows kong-fu

[@billbill6094]

King-Chun

[@warlordofbritannia]

Clearly a bunch of people who have never heard of King Kong made this game and had to guess what he is

[@syleedlibra0712]

This king kong legit just has DK's moveset from smash slapped into it

[@Geneolgia]

Kung Fu Kong sounds like a silly but fun idea for a game, shame they messed everything about this game.

[@abikarizma3826]

Everybody is Kung Fu fighting 🎶

[@georgewashington1581]

My favorite thing about this game is the $15 DLC that is literally just 8 different filters you can put over the gameplay. Absolutely gorgeous.

[@ahmadkhairul337]

They have dlc? Like you're actually not joking?

[@regretgames5580]

​@@ahmadkhairul337They are dead serious

[@kgmc29]

Holy hell

[@SwordfighterRed]

Peak modern AAA gaming.

[@jaegerwhatifs4679]

@@SwordfighterRed This isn't a triple A game. The best way to tell is by seeing if it has a battlepass :)

[@philippemontambault1494]

This could genuinely be a 2007 wii game you’d find at costco next to the hunting game that comes with a plastic rifle to fit in the remote

[@MidniteMeatBus]

Now THIS is a spot on description. It would be sitting in a 4 dollar walmart bargain bin right next to Wii Ultimate Duck Hunting.

[@grthjryrd7552]

Now THIS is reddit like!!!! Edit: thank for updoodles

[@mikehawk6918]

@@grthjryrd7552 Now THIS is like reddit!!!! Edit: thank for updoodles

[@Kjorf2009]

nah bro wii games are better

[@Kindfifth]

The fact that king Kong is only a few feet larger than a small bird is already a masterpiece

[@lemonad836]

those are terror bird, which were around 7 feet tall, so king kong is like what? less than 20 feet at best?

[@christosdoesthings]

@@lemonad836 Arent the biggest ones like 10 feet?

[@sircookie4081]

⁠@@lemonad836i believe his size in the movies was about 45 meters, not sure how much that is in feet, still, the difference to the game is baffling

[@G4rfield]

@@lemonad836nah he was absolutely massive

[@LordDeathAku]

That's not king Kong its just a random gorilla

[@robsolf]

I'll never quite understand why game developers make massive characters look normal sized. Kong seriously looks about 4 foot tall.

[@fartexplosion4480]

Kong's code was probably ripped straight from one of their other games

[@SillyBilly456.]

I think the game devs were gorillas, not sure tho...

[@pigflatus7434]

It’s really hard to get that kind of scale right. Armored Core gets scale like that right but it still looks super goofy because instead of your mech looking massive, buildings just look like tiny dollhouses to me.

[@johnathangiesler3869]

The flowers are half his height

[@DamageMaximo]

foot? americans really don't know how to measure height huh

[@brothbrother1525]

"Is this on in 64?" "No, this just came out today." 💀

[@skybellrock]

The worst part of all this is how mismatched all the colors are. There is no harmony. Bushes are so off in hue that they stick out like eye-sores, the mountains blue is also a completely different color palett tone than most of the greens used. They really went out of their way to mismatch the colors.

[@9amlol]

This looks like the type of game you’d play at the dentist office before your appointment as a kid

[@kuraibaka9771]

My dentist had Mario Kart

[@hunterprt1274]

@@kuraibaka9771 I used to go to a hair salon that allowed you to play LEGO Batman while getting a cut

[@DudeAwesome912]

Come now, that’s an insult to the dentist office. One I went to went to when I was little I played Super Monkey Ball & another one had Battle for Bikini Bottom.

[@leonardobuesst4247]

My dentist had God of War 💀💀

[@2kflashgod]

Bruh i remember that shit back in the day my dentist had ps2 lined up

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

They really asked themselves, “How can we get attention for our game?” and the answer they came up with was “Make it worse than Gollum.”

[@ariwanrz9140]

Pretty effective i'd say

[@MutedAndReported3032]

King Kong is Obi-Wan’s nephew?

[@extrage3061]

@@MutedAndReported3032 Hey.. Obi wan was actually a good series I liked it, like it maybe wasn't amazing but it wasn't bad either.

[@Tony_Baloney_69420]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@Shinglez_]

@@extrage3061i was so hyped for it and fucking hated it

[@thespinodino]

Fun fact: That dinosaur on the loading screen for a moment (I don't know if it shows up later because I haven't played it and I haven't watched that far into the video yet) is basically *directly* ripped from an unused concept for Jurassic World. For those who don't know, Jurassic World (then called Jurassic Park IV) was originally going to feature a fictional newly discovered dinosaur called the Malusaurus as the main dinosaur antagonist before it was replaced with the hybrid dinosaur Indominus Rex, and it's essentially a one-to-one match. The nose crest, small sail with spikes on the top and sides, long arms, quills on the neck, it's all there. Even the patterning is similar, with the stripes and red on the head. I guess Universal technically legally owns the design since they own both Jurassic World and King Kong at the moment, but come on.

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

I know nothing about this sort of stuff, but I'd assume that if the design was for a fictional dinosaur, and was never actually used in the film, that nothing could be done about others ripping off the design? I mean they could just say it's a huge coincidence or something.

[@hesoyam881]

@@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 a fictional design would in most cases be an original design by the studio/company so they would still have rights to it despite not releasing it. they can use it in concept art showcases for example

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Would've been better than the I Rex honestly

[@ayuadabu-roomisantana2765]

That's pretty much what I was thinking

[@dethmaul]

The death runner names sync up too kinda. Alpha, beta?

[@juliappoki]

4:24 "The soundtrack right now sounds like Courage the Cowardly Dog when he gets an idea." LMAO

[@Gloves-T-Catzero]

Specific insult there.

[@AzoreMusic]

You know the game is going to be a masterpiece when there is no intro, no cutscenes or anything, and the game just drops you right in.

[@trocoplaytv1254]

Lmao to be fair if you have amnesia in the story or something akin to that it would make sense to do that. Buuuut yeahhh..... not the case here.

[@birdboy16]

Isn’t that kinda the standard for most AAA games now?

[@rejected260]

well not really the case there is some backstory cutscene which as not shown in the vid but yea still dose not make the game any better

[@Zachebi]

@@trocoplaytv1254yeah, also if kong was doing some kind of dark descent it couldve worked

[@trocoplaytv1254]

@MrZachebi I actually meant in general not with this specific game , but yeah exactly man good point

[@papayer]

'there's invisible walls even out of bounds' this game came straight from hell

[@billbill6094]

Kong Eternal

[@silverchar1ot]

​@@billbill6094lol

[@warlordofbritannia]

How…how do you even do that

[@calebmartinson6148]

@warlordofbritannia If:outofbounds=true Then:add(bullshit)

[@justarandompepe8961]

Straight from Ohio

[@buttshit375]

It’s honestly an accomplishment to make a game that looks like a mobile game port and to make „King Kong“ look tiny

[@AwakenedAvocado]

This is the best donkey kong

[@Gloves-T-Catzero]

I do know a game that’s a port of a mobile game made to represent a console game. Crash Dummy(Switch, PS4, PC), which is a port of CID The Dummy Mobile, which is made to represent CID The Dummy(Wii, Ps2, and forgor the other console) Knew about this series through ReRez, if you wanna know how I know this.

[@AFuriousCrab]

When I was akid I went to a theme park in Italy that had a full sized animatronic king kong model, it was laid down as if it was tirmed up, and it breathed and roared. It was impressive for the 80s. This game just shat right inside that wonderful memory...right inside.

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

“I’m going to shit in you” would be such an unhinged threat.

[@user-ib1dx4dh3n]

​@@yamihikarilightdark9thanks, I'm taking that

[@lord-fishv7355]

@@user-ib1dx4dh3n the shit?

[@juances]

A bunch of people had to sit in a meeting room, stare at each other and say "yep, we need to charge $40 for this" all without bursting into laughter.

[@sgtbignuggs]

They definitely burst into laughter.

[@caprimann87]

thats their business model, shitting out overpriced mediocre license games in hopes of someone buying it because of the name alone.

[@davidschmidt2081]

I would've laughed into burster. Right in their faces.

[@issstari954]

I would laugh because of how much money we would make and stamp approval immideatly

[@MachMultiple]

Imagine selling a game for twice the games budget

[@Drequan]

it's crazy how we can't go one year without a game like this ☠️

[@BatMan-jd5rc]

It's like there's a secret competition on who can make the worst game.

[@Drequan]

@@BatMan-jd5rc lmao yea

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Bro why so many bots here? Is Penguinz0 going to make a video about these recent spam bots or not?

[@WhaleHurricane]

Prepare for the bots 🤖

[@Kubaadamiec]

@@untitled789 allahu akbar

[@acmartinez129]

The diagonal health bar was the most egregious thing for me

[@mistertagnan]

Fuck you. I didn’t notice that before just now, but now I can’t unsee it.

[@blabo6427]

Gollum: "I am the worst game of the year 😎" King Kong: "Hold my banana 🦍"

[@shadykvng]

twd destinies👀

[@luckymark571]

Gollum, King kong, The walking dead destinies we got quality Gollum-likes this year

[@jr-bh5rm]

i love how they made kingkong look and feel like a regular sized gorilla.

[@IbzOmite]

I thought that he would have gone big at the end of the game

[@SasquaDash]

To be fair, he's meant to be based on the original King Kong who was roughly 18-24ft tall as opposed to the modern MonsterVerse Kong who's over 300ft tall. Unfortunately the game doesn't give a good sense of scale and they made the environment and enemies way too big, so he ends up looking tiny as a result.

[@literal_otaku]

​@@SasquaDash18-24 feet is still pretty damn tall. He looks roughly 5'4" in this.

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

​@@literal_otakuhe looks shorter than charlie

[@Brandon-br7tc]

⁠@@DONKFORTRESS6956 Yeah but Charlie is tall as hell bro. He’s a whopping 5’6, or in other words, 5 miles and 6 kilometers tall. So I don’t think we should be too harsh on the Kong for that.

[@sparrow_solas]

I love how they thought of every speedrun strat to patch out, but couldn't even be fucked to put a dot on a map

[@Agueroooo]

The funny thing is that could’ve been the one redeeming quality of this game. Maybe if it was $3 and had a bunch of speed run potential it wouldn’t be that bad.

[@pootzmagootz]

Damn the bots are getting about as uncreative as these developers

[@daniellourenco2651]

@@pootzmagootzahahahah

[@FaeAvalon]

Wtf kinda bot comment is that anyway? 💀 Is that supposed to attract me to your content? 😂

[@pootzmagootz]

@@FaeAvalon well they said it was "superior content," so they can't possibly be lying 🤷‍♂️

[@MisterXenomorph]

I feel sorry for the developers. Based on what I'm reading the publisher only gave them 1 single year to build this game. Game mill apperantly gave them no real details about what they wanted the game to be about. It seems as if the developer was rigged to fail

[@j01sonofsleazy]

oh yeah it was "rigged" to fail. the company that is responsible for BIG RIGS we're talking about.

[@Aegis4521]

Good

[@francescacastronovo647]

There's already a comment explaining that in details. Apparently another company told them to make a random quick game about King Kong. They accepted because they needed the money to make an actually passionate project, so they needed to save as much money and time as possible, so they put the least amount of effort as they possibly could to make a slightly playable game

[@jacobjaramillo3192]

Fallout new vegas was made in less than a year.

[@blakemiller9661]

Love that Charlie’s going back and playing classic N64 games.

[@Faithinhim7]

If this was someone's first solo project I would be impressed. The fact a studio developed this is seriously embarrassing.

[@victorthebard240]

For people who are curious, this game has been developped by IguanaBee, a small studio that has made about 5 games that clearly are not anywhere near what you would call "AAA" titles (more on the side of mobile games actually). And it has been published by GameMill, a publishing company that base their economic model on selling licence games for the sake of generating profit. From my understanding as a junior artist who has worked in a similar type of games studio here in France, under greedy publisher, you can be sure it's basically a command... The publisher say "hey can you make that soulless game idea about King Kong that no one asked for? Here's some money." and the studio accept because they need it to grow as a company to actually make their own passion games, then they may have about one year to finish it, with a team mostly composed of interns and people who do not always have the experience on next-gen games (working with open areas, bigger scope, ...) and they send it to the publisher, who sells it for 40 bucks, which we can all agree, is absolutely shameful and outrageous... So yeah, this side of the gaming industry really sucks, and I do hope it gets better.

[@doubledog5187]

Thank you for clarifying and adding a bit more background to these kinds of situations for these kinds of games.

[@MegaMiquelon]

that's nice insight. Thanks for the story

[@zenksren8206]

Was that French publisher Microids by any chance?

[@victorthebard240]

@@zenksren8206 Yup that's the one!

[@sudanemamimikiki1527]

from personal experience, this game could also be a case of "i know we only have 2 coders and like one and a half artists on our team, but im pretty sure we can develop a functioning mmo rpg pvp pve crafting base building and exploration game with a gripping storyline with the budget of 500 euros and 3 months development time!"

[@insertfunnyname9763]

It genuinely looks like a free mobile game that I would play when I was like 10. I used to play a ton of free mobile games where you would play as an animal and fight things, and this is actually SO similar to them.

[@Goblinsharkhundredsofthem]

Gollum walked so Skull Island: rise of Kong could trip, fall, and mortally wound itself.

[@KnightSlasher]

Imagine trying to do a glitchless speedrun of this game, absolutely impossible

[@charlespanache7047]

Attempts to jump on rock *ok that's our 37th attempt*

[@Niko-bz3df]

​@@charlespanache7047 Underrated comment under a comment

[@da-enemy-AC-130-above]

New speedrun category unlocked:

[@raider360X_sot]

The silence when the developers showed their final product to the producers must have been deafening

[@Salok_z]

king kong is free to use, there were no producers only a small team trying to make some money out of the rights

[@ImTheWarlock64]

He means the publisher, like sony, nintendo or steam that sometimes put time and money on indie games and advertise them in their social media and others plattaforms@@Salok_z

[@MrCobalt]

Doubt it. This was published by Gamemill, the same folks that were more than happy to present Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing to the world. "YOU ARE WIN!"

[@zag5434]

@@MrCobaltI didn’t know those guys were still in business, but I’m not surprised to hear they made this game too

[@Zachebi]

Producers reaction like 14:20

[@user-hk8yp7cw1v]

This game was developed by people from my country, Chile. Please give us the recognition we deserve as a country for this midpiece.

[@mimoooo]

absolutely, also i love the fact that this is most likely his first experience with our wonderful country

[@carlosguzman5181]

Somos el mejor país de Chile

[@Hiljaa_]

Hermano está wea es una obra maestra, por fin una razón para estar orgullosa de nuestro gran país o7

[@cruzader3630]

Even their own art style is so confusing like a realistic, cell shaded, cartoonish, janky, and asset flip bullsht. Even the trees are super small to the point where the crabs looked so big.

[@TheMuseLuci]

this looks like the first game you're assigned to make in your first class of game design. like, a basic character that navigate an environment and can interact with things.

[@ThisAinThatMetro]

Damn a lot of entry level designers should be making $40 per copy

[@hashharith8479]

As a game design student myself, yes.

[@nikkiboy1]

As a final year game design student, Yes... I remember doing that exact premise for my level design unit where the character can interact with the environment / some poorly scripted AI's

[@ghostlypenguin4417]

Yeah, you're exactly correct.

[@jacobmoretz3243]

Not even design classes, I made a better game in one of those game design CDs they would occasionally sell for 10 bucks at a scholastic book fair.

[@megadubstepxd9462]

The story of gollum is actually quite a sad one, the studio actually made quite a few cool games, point and click adventures, still beyond me why they where tasked with a thrid person gollum game.

[@RaspBerryPies]

Yeah I agree! Also not to be tht guy but people are allowed to fail at making things good, that’s just art! I mean they shouldn’t be charging that much for it but I don’t think it’s a bad thing to fail at something. Especially when like you said the company was not used to making those types of games

[@himmelektronik]

@@RaspBerryPies yeah and they probably had no say in the pricing either :/

[@megadubstepxd9462]

@@trashmix2184 yeah, absolutely stupid that they where tasked with that, but guess they had to do something, as point and click adventures don't really sell anymore.

[@jaegarbombs7297]

Was the game actually canon

[@megadubstepxd9462]

@@jaegarbombs7297 I don't think any video game of a franchise is Canon, they might do call backs to the story but other than that I would say no but idk correct me if I'm wrong.

[@DirtRider999]

Thank you soo much for putting up the long version I watch them like movies.

[@OshineTheOranguTANK]

I love how its literally N64 graphics but requires triple the storage space and requirements

[@Lar_me]

According to steamdb, this game is about 5.2 GB. A good-looking N64 game like Majora's Mask is about 32 MB, which makes Rise of Kong take up a whopping 162 (!!!) times the storage space.

[@DOOMStudios]

Gollum Developers: “nothing can be worse than our game.” Skull Island Developers: Hold our Beer.

[@clementpoon120]

yanderedev: finally a worthy opponent

[@emma6648]

@@clementpoon120 I’d rather support this game than that one 💀

[@lara4189]

It's really sad because the studio that made gollum made amazing point and click adventures, it's depressing to know that they won't be making any more games because of one bad/terrible investment

[@blvdes]

2015 ass comment

[@vermillion6159]

As a German, I'm just disappointed that my country can't even hold a _negative_ record in the video game industry. Go big or go home, even if you "go big" for setting a new bar for bad games

[@matthewpaddon3895]

It's wild that a game from 2005 featuring Kong was miles better than whatever this is. And that was a movie adaptation too. 'Peter Jackson's King Kong' absolutely slapped!

[@axelmauritzon3098]

That shit was straight fire! Re-played it a year back after finding it in the attic simply for nostalgia but it's still surprisingly good

[@RealUlrichLeland]

I miss all those movie adaptation games. Like I enjoyed hogwarts legacy but I would rather just have a new game that lets you play through the films. Lego are the only ones who still make those sorts of games.

[@nam6128]

That game slaps fr. Really scary when I played it as a kid, especially the dinosaur levels

[@impulse5283]

That was made by a whole game studio. This game was made by like less than 10 people

[@SpiralSkylines]

@@impulse5283That’s not an excuse in 2023.

[@LillyWhiteFairy]

10:03 love how he says "*swing*?"

[@Randomninja47]

I actually feel really bad for the devs of this game. I guarantee they had no time to work on this, maybe a year max, and probably had a small team to boot. I also feel really bad for anyone who's passionate about [making] games and then they get stuck on a game like this.

[@NoxAtlas]

That's the sad reality we live in. The devs are paid poorly, probably face a lot of abuse, sexual harassment and discrimination at work, have to work overtime to release a horribly rushed game and despite them trying their absolute best to make it work somehow, they'll end up getting all the blame for the mistakes of their bosses and not only end up being hated by gamers but probably also end up losing their job for their "incompetence". It's not about quality anymore. It's just about microtransactions and squeezing every single penny out of people who have an addiction.

[@majine.2606]

And then people wonder why the industry never changes, always held in the vice-grip of greed. Of course it'll never change when everyone's blaming the ones receiving the orders as opposed to those giving them. It's why I can't stand the majority of video essays on the topic that attempt to pin the downfall of this industry on anything but capitalism's rampant excesses. @@NoxAtlas

[@HamtaroSan85]

It’s nice of the developers to still make games for the Dreamcast !

[@vagamer522]

Thats an insult to Marvel vs. Capcom 2

[@minnidot]

Dont insult the dear Dreamcast like that!

[@_Tzer]

dreamcast can still make games yes. they actually can.

[@notsure1969]

Hey, at least the Dreamcast was groundbreaking when it came out.

[@Dylan1202_]

Dreamcast had insane graphics for its time period I swear

[@eggy6815]

This feels like one of those lost media games that was made as an advertisement to the movie and just never saw the light of day.

[@ShadowRulah]

Which is weird because King Kong 2005 came out alongside the movie and kind of banged. It's also like two decades behind this masterpiece and somehow looked and played better.

[@Reaper-ti9vx]

tbh you could probably open the menu before the trigger zone as you jump forward to the ascension zone, and the save option should be up, which then will enable u to save inside the ascension zone

[@nzuzondlovu6870]

2:54 Did Kong just go "Gear Fourth!"?

[@alexsoundstuff]

it genuinely is impressive; a single indie dev could put something better together in a day

[@PacoReer]

Which indie dev? I can believe a team of 3-5 devs making a better game in a week, but you gotta think about UI, level design, audio, models, animations...

[@Volair]

@@PacoReer Depends on how you measure better. If they mean that you need to have the same amount of content, same style, etc, then yeah I think it'd take longer than a day (and if stock assets are allowed). But if literally anything goes, then 48 game jams have a ton of solo devs put out some genuinely fun game in a short time span. Some last minutes or can be surprisingly full featured. Certainly not to the level of Kong, not that I've seen.

[@zeikjt]

They should buy Ape Out and rename it

[@robertsludock]

Not really. I guess if they are just copy pasting assets then yea..but that’s not really making a game. If you are talking about doing all the coding, animations, models, textures, and everything else then theres no way a single person is going to do that in a single day.

[@lunarcdr3083]

​@@robertsludock Yes, it's alot more work than people (non devs) might think.

[@KotyoK1]

When I saw a loading screen, it finally came to me that it's an actual licensed King Kong game and I transcended from a carefree smile to a sorrow disgust-filled jawdropping mug. Wow.

[@ZeronTracks]

There's actually a King Kong game from the early 2000s based off the Peter Jackson movie you play as Jack and Kong himself with some insane boss fights I recommend checking it out if you have a 360 or a PS2 laying around, hell even the OG xbox has a version as well.

[@michaelmccray2671]

@@ZeronTracksI have a copy on my gameboy

[@nixel9691]

I love how this easily could've been a fun cool game to play if they actually tried to make it one

[@hiiambarney4489]

Let's be real though, if this was even half decent nobody would care or even look at it.

[@JmBlast]

ive watched alot of your videos and I still cant get enough of your sarcasm and your tone, its kills me everytime thanks for curing my depression 🥰

[@knatspray]

It’s criminal we didn’t get a Godzilla game before this

[@kylekleveno3283]

There’s gonna be a monsterverse game coming soon, which means we might get some more godzilla.

[@HouseOldSkoolRaver]

Rampage

[@gabriel55671]

godzilla did approached the generator tho

[@alenmack3471]

@@feetyeet8538God isn’t real.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

​@@kylekleveno3283It's a mobile game

[@kustrio2838]

It's so funny to me that they made Kong normal-sized. I know that he's most likely young and therefore small but it doesn't make much sense to have a game about one of the biggest monsters in pop culture be as big as Harambe. They couldn't even get that right.

[@foxy916]

Okay, we need a Harambe revenge game now

[@tylerprime9555]

​@@foxy916I'm sure there's something like that in GameJolt

[@cyberdragon1000]

Probably to make life easier than the size difference would have made, there's only so much you can do with imported free assets . I'm honestly more surprised they actually had a 100 IQ moment and made the trees smaller

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@cyberdragon1000 But most other tree's are huge

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Might be to get around Copyright The original Kong novel this is based on doesn't have Kong be that big, He's only like twice the size of a normal Gorilla He's only shown to be like 25ft in the 1933 movie, and bigger and bigger every movie thereafter

[@Monke_073]

2:32 don’t compare Madagascar like that

[@mr.f716]

10:36 me with Zelda Tears of the kingdom underground and Sky islands

[@EE-iv5ej]

The thing that makes Lovecraftian horror scary is that the entities do not care about us, they just exist, and them simply existing pose harm to us. Kong just bitched slapped that red DInosaur dragon thing, it shook its head like it got bit by a mosquito, before turning around without a care , accidentally tail swiping Kong. Truly a Lovecraftian horror moment.

[@kylonhollier838]

The truly lovecraftian horror experience is how much the devs don't care about us

[@crash7976]

@@kylonhollier838 I think it's more scary that they are willing to pay so much for a license and produce an unsaleable product

[@SasquaDash]

The sad thing is that the premise of the game is actually pretty cool, a game about Kong's life on Skull Island with him battling other creatures for dominance and eventually becoming king of the island, yet they somehow managed to screw it up...

[@gavzilla2635]

Then you might like the book this is based off. Kong king of skull Island, half of the book is a prequel and the half is a sequel to the original king Kong. Its on audible but it's worth tracking down a physical copy for the amazing artwork.

[@TheBreezeShoot]

@@gavzilla2635 Bout to be travelling for a week or so. Absolutely checking this out. Thanks brother.

[@andrewb6194]

There is a game like that The Peter Jackson movie had a game attachment, and it’s not only good, it’s one of the best movie tie in games ever made!

[@plagueboi2861]

@@andrewb6194 That game is underrated as hell not gonna lie.

[@jonw9791]

Yeah instead they got him completely destroying small dodos like what???

[@Ladiesman2I77]

Gollum - ahh yes my precious. My game was the worst game of 2023 Kong - hold my banana

[@aaronchicco9219]

You know it's bad when he refused to complete the last 30 min 💀

[@SirLightsOut99]

I’m going to give skull Island this one credit, and just this one: it never once set the bar too high. As far as I know it never tried to be something that it wasn’t, and I genuinely forgot that it was happening until I started seeing people talking about how bad that it was. Compare that to Gollum where it was nothing but studio mandated hype the entire time. Game awards trailers, all kinds of previews, delay after delay just to get it right. You’d think the studio believed that Gollum could be the next metal gear. They wanted you to believe that they were giving you the next evolution in stealth games.

[@pigflatus7434]

If I could play this on game pass I’d be happy with it. Doesn’t look too bad to me until we take the $40 they’re asking for it into account.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Finally, a game to surpass Metal Gear Survival!

[@notxdeadxyet8676]

​@pigflatus7434 what? This isn't even on par with games that came out 30 years ago.

[@Martin-yh7vi]

​@@pigflatus7434This barely deserves even 5 dollars. It can't even compare to games like Valheim. 40$ is AA games pricing.

[@fireplant4769]

The comment section in a nutshell: OMG THIS GAME BAD BAD, LOOK GOLLUUUUM 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bootycakessss]

today i actually got to speak with one of the guys that did the cover art. it was all done in 3d, but the devs asked them to make it seem more like a painting. why? because they said that the cover art is better 3d than the game and they didn’t want the player to think that the 3d in the game was that good.

[@Ethman16]

The cover art is shit hot

[@andrewlynch4126]

Actually respect that though, not false advertising

[@steelers3439]

I'm glad you posted this people need to expose the bad games these people put out sheesh!!

[@taylorrogers5054]

I'm watching the live game play from a few days ago and on the map I noticed what area you were in was highlighted yellow on that particular area

[@TheGreatChrisB]

This is the kind of game I bet my 8 year old nephew would love. He doesn't care about completing stuff, he just wants to explore and jump around lol

[@DeathnoteBB]

Omg yeah. It’s the kind of weird indie game you find on the Xbox 360 store and play it cause it’s 3 dollars (or free) even though it sucks. Except this is supposed to be a proper game and it costs 30 dollars

[@aguyfromnz537]

its actually so impressive how people sat down and thought it was a good idea to release this

[@lordnignog1688]

Well, they're making money off of it being marketed as "bad". Genius tbh

[@aguyfromnz537]

@@lordnignog1688 nah. they will still lose money from it. it costs hundreds of thousands to make a game even this shit, they aint getting that much back

[@gigiesparza396]

At 11:20 mark. That’s the exact same cutscene/ or finisher from God of War 2018. Kratos submits the tutorial boss. Kratos gives a war cry and then kratos finishes the boss. This is the exact same cutscene.

[@OniGG]

i like how we dont even have to talk about speedrunning we just know charlie is going for it everytime

[@user-em9hw2id5n]

I could see this game being a really fun speedrun if they can find some excellent boundary breaks and glitches.

[@XDak0_0]

Seems pretty easy to do considering you can fall through ground pound panels without needing the ability

[@flashmozzg]

If it didn't cost 32$, sure.

[@colinmoody661]

Agreed!

[@Prplex.]

You say if like this game doesn't look like it's budget is 50p. There's gotta be loads right

[@philliphughes8939]

This is the kind of game you’d get out of a cereal box as a promo for the PC back in 2001

[@Loonistrator]

@13:39 Imagine a game so bad that despite being criminally short, a time-saving hack is still desirable.

[@DivorcedStates]

"PETER JACKSON'S KING KONG: THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THE MOVIE" was released 18 years ago and had better graphics and Kong gameplay, and the Kong gameplay wasn't even the main focus of the game..

[@theknightikins9397]

It amazes me that in Armored core, a game where giant robots are made to look fairly human sized in game, they still look taller than the skyscraper monkey

[@123123boobies]

I didnt even realise how big the mechs were until i was next to a tree and was taller than them. This is literally just a normal gorilla.

[@vergil5644]

They are only what 18m tall? They aint that big

[@Morrov]

​@@vergil5644less than that even, closer to 10m

[@theknightikins9397]

@@vergil5644 I mean, that’s like a 5-6 story house. I’d say that’s pretty big for a flying robo death machine

[@RGBSupremacy]

I feel the main issue is they wanted to have you play as kong but realized if they made all the enemies proportionally small most if not all boss fights would be boring unless they turned this game into more puzzles than fighting so they had to scale everything up until kong started to feel even smaller than a normal ape lol.

[@johnsober]

That's a good point, how would one even make a good kong game. This a less of a defence of this trash game and more a critique of even attempting to make a kong game in the first place. There are very very few monsters that are his size, but then maybe they should've made a boss rush game like shadow of the colussus?

[@boowompthecat]

theres an old Kong game on PS2 which iirc wasn't too bad, you played as Kong but there were FPS segments as humans as well@@johnsober

[@missfortune8553]

@@boowompthecatYeah, I actually enjoyed that game at the time. But you mostly played as a person, so… 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@tiotheberk]

Who is this for!?!? How does a game like this even happen?

[@G4rfield]

@@boowompthecat yesss that game was one of my favorites growing up!!!

[@mobphantom]

11:52 Ever heard of a magical concept called "money laundering"? Same reason why some "artists" get away with selling a blank canvas with a splash of black paint for like 50 million dollars lol

[@LickyNeckyKitty]

Lmao that 3 seconds pause!!! “LOOKS GOOD” cracked me up 😂

[@skkat7336]

Damn they either forgot to flag some of the terrain as walkable or they made it to where you cant walk on a certain steepness of terrain and forgot to make you slide off of it if you do

[@connordalton7316]

At least in Gollum they actually bothered to make their own models and textures, plus there were some points in the game that actually looked pretty nice. Here, everything looks like the regurgitation of every free game-making asset to ever exist while still managing to look boring.

[@unicornman147]

For real. This game looks like it was made in 2007.

[@Kapeeshy]

@@unicornman147’07 games look way better than this

[@peterholmes7440]

2023 is the only year when you will see soulless cashgrab and absolute masterpiece. When you compare King Kong and Baldur’s Gate 3, you can see the stark difference in philosophy. Kong really is the greatest game of all timelines.

[@ayzix-polytopia3854]

One of those games has amazing characters, an incredible story, cool fights and memorable encounters. The other is baldurs gate 3.

[@KiwiKollector]

The giant yawn part way through playing told me everything I need to know about this game. lol Thanks for the laugh.

[@junct]

honestly this is the perfect game for speedrunning cuz you really wanna get it over as soon as possible

[@dgames220]

😂😂😂

[@hichaelhighers]

nice one

[@literal_otaku]

Except for the fact that it also looks like it actively tries to keep you from trying to take shortcuts.

[@2emms_]

The absolute innovation needed to make this game is beyond our undertanding

[@BathDemo]

I'm Morbillion times better than Morbius dude (this is a joke comment)

[@mr.figgluggie4792]

Mr Krabs overdoses on ketamine was better than this game 💀

[@BathDemo]

true@@mr.figgluggie4792

[@343Films]

​@@mr.figgluggie4792tbf, that's a GOTY contender you're talking about

[@depresseywolf3860]

This actually looks like a fun-bad game instead of a bad-bad game

[@jnick4419]

"Release a game so bad it will make our mundane/mid-tier garbage appear to have some artistic value." Well played, western game development studios... Well played.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Baldur's Gate 3 just came out

[@j.c.denton2060]

Starfield just rang.

[@Ghost996]

This isn't just a western problem lmao, get your head out of the gutter lol and keep politics out of gaming

[@phelan8385]

"It's like a pre-visualization for madagascar" that is so accurate, it looks like the rough storyboard animation for a 2000's cartoon movie.

[@TOXIPHOBIAC]

This is the most accurate description for this game I’ve seen so far

[@paratraxx]

I am genuinely curious about what kind of people that see the world around them and then as A TEAM decides "This is done! This is what they want!" 😂

[@vitinhoao6449]

The lazy greedy kind.

[@OwenHooper-mv4fm]

What eventually happens is kind of a sunk cost. They put millions into development, then just try and generate some buzz online and hope they sell enough before everyone realizes it’s trash

[@paratraxx]

@@OwenHooper-mv4fm Cash-grabs at its finest.

[@user-by7to8xj2e]

Who knew that a publisher called Game Mill would release a game that devs worked on for a year with hideously tight scheduling and crunches

[@Travisman123_]

I'm not convinced that the narrator isn't the same woman who narrated the opening to Dark Souls

[@razorsharpplays2619]

The sheer characterization and personality that comes from every creature in this video game is truly a sight to behold. You can tell that whoever made this game put all of their heart and soul into it and made it with love and pure joy.

[@bigtoe1832]

Truly one of the games of all time

[@carnovector6396]

I cannot imagine any other reason for this game to exist other than some sort of money laundering scheme lol

[@chaoticchaos894]

Facts lmao I think your onto something bro because in what f*cking reality did a entire dev team spend over a year working with thier company making this sh*t and turned it into the higher ups saying it's done and they gave it the go ahead to be released??!!🤯🤔 And not only did they actually have the audacity to put this pile of burning garbage out... They priced it at 40$ DOLLARS 💀💀💀💀. Knowing damn well that not only is the game severely broken, lacking in mechanics, disproportionately sized from the world to King Kongs model. To the insane fact it's only 3 hours long 😂😂 There's absolutely NO WAY. There's gotta be a alternative motive like you said. Money laundering seems plausible. 1.Create half ass horrible game 2. Severely overprice the heap of burning garbage 3. Launder money through company making it seem as if all the earnings were from the overpriced game and the government is non the wiser 🤷. Honestly if it was a money laundering scheme. It's not a terrible idea tbh lol because the US government or any for that matter constantly ignore the gaming industry...

[@carnovector6396]

@@chaoticchaos894 im just wondering why they didnt take the indie route, it'd attract less attention if its the case Either way the gaming industry needs to be investigated, theyve been left to their own devices for too long

[@vectorsahel5420]

You might be onto something man, I am also baffled by how this game was priced at 40 dollars lol

[@Threat_LvL]

wait is steven seaguel in it? can noone hear talking about him like "he is the most skilled fat guy out there"

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

9:04 can’t believe Malgamation Island, a Roblox game, made fighting a giant worm way more fun than this game

[@GoodSmile3]

8:50 big riggs style!

[@bigshaqtheneonblack6418]

The size of Kong is so confusing to me. I literally can only see him as a small gorilla in this game, just totally normal.

[@LiamAmsel]

It was truly an unforgettable journey watching this stream last night. I'll never forget that hellish purgatory landscape in my life.

[@lilliegreenleaf7709]

Well said

[@starvader6604]

What's the difference between only members comment and the regular comment?

[@_hank9508]

If someone showed me a screenshot of this game I would not have dreamed of thinking it was a king kong game. How do you make a licensed game and then be so bad that the main character can not be recognized as one of the most popular and famous movie monsters of all time?

[@EndysMemePalace]

*Insert joke about Kong saying its Konging time and konging all over here*

[@tajaloe5920]

This is insane, like actually insane, I NEED to know the story behind the development of this game, how does this exist? There is no way this was made by more than 1 person. I can't even wrap my head around it

[@Dartnitt]

For me the only insane thing is how they got rights to king kong because the game itself is nothing unusual, just some trash made by some small developer, its not even popular or anything, the only reason they even get talk about is ytbers, now it has whole 36 reviews on steam

[@slugintub634]

more people ≠ better game

[@acojo8205]

@@DartnittIt’s on the front page of the PS5 store. Baffles the mind

[@Salok_z]

​​@@Dartnittking kong rights have been free to use since like 2021, since its just the book rights, the design doesnt have to look like the previous ones from the movies.

[@Mohammed.Alamine]

stardew valley was made COMPLETELY by ONE person. and everyone knows that game is a damn masterpiece.

[@Broomtwo]

Charging 30-40 dollars for what appears to be a game design college student's first game is quite galaxy brained.

[@SharktoothX]

Waiting till the end of the year to make the worst game of the year is such a Chad move tbh

[@soupman7365]

Me when I reach the bottom of the cereal box: