This is How You DON'T Play Borderlands

[@Metal-Gear-Moogle]

People like phil are the reason we have 2 hour long unskipable tutorials at the beginning of games

[@JeffreyOsb]

Well, he should try playing any Diablo "Oh, this demon dropped a bow, should I buy it? Oh man, the floor is charging so much".

[@djimma5080]

I want to see him play escape from tarkov, he will get punished so hard in that game.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

I had to pause and replay that bit over and over because I just couldn’t believe it...

[@blizzardkhaos]

He did play Diablo III

[@AncientCS]

Even Claptrap is a detractor!

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

"In what game when you die does the boss have full life afterwords".........dunno,......*ALL OF THEM?!*

[@TylerandMoRoll]

"Look, he's driving over water. Did they even test this part?" ...it's like an inch deep...

[@Andynox]

Well, this gameplay looks like the Borderlands is a hardcore survival game...

[@Halagini]

55:48 is a prime example of this

[@ardiessadida5146]

57:09 is incapacitated, there are 2 options to get second wind whether to kill either: A. a normal bandit with 40% health B. a full HP badass psycho tough choice btw

[@PocokPresents]

Badass was closer tho. Nothing he could do.

[@fuzzy8889]

@@PocokPresents he did nothing wrong

[@BrettonFerguson]

"This gun does no damage" -DSP Nothing he could do. No other guns in Borderlands. Him blaming the game because he got the car stuck is classic DSP. This was 2009. It's amazing to see what a retarded whiny asshole he was from the start. He didn't get tired of playing video games for a living. He was always this way. He never "Used to enjoy games and laugh when he died." He always bitched about everything.

[@NervousNoodles]

@@PocokPresents Bugged brain mechanics.

[@FoB952]

If Phil thought he was buying the guns from chests then that tells me his comprehension skills have always been low.

[@sonnycavalcante4977]

This is the reason I have to sit though really long mandatory tutorials for all new games... This guy is the reason...

[@charlie1234500]

Yep.

[@TheStewieOne]

Even that he still fails at the tutorials.

[@romandoo]

@@TheStewieOne And yet still complain that they are boring, so he skips them and then it's the games fault for not explaining things.

[@RobertYo125]

No lie, I actually face palmed while watching this, and I don't mean a sarcastic or needed face palm. I mean a true uncontrolled, no way to stop it, honest to god face palm that I swear the devil felt in his black little heart and knew he is going to hate the day this guy dies.

[@owenjohns6301]

This game IS hard... if you ignore the level system and don't grind any side missions. So frustrating to watch.

[@CrizzyEyes]

I completely lost my shit when he said "In WHAT GAME do you use Y to change weapons?!" This man plays video games. FOR A LIVING. Man old Phil was even more arrogant than he is now.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Spoiler Alert: He’s always been that arrogant and dumb. It’s just now he has to hide it from Twitch and KZbin.

[@miciso666]

nearly every fucking damn game triangle or Y is change weapons. indeed phil is a true shit for brain.

[@kagenotatsumaki]

At least he was funnier back then though.

[@Bokune9999]

considering he was using RB to switch im guessing hes just used to mass effect (i know hes done some playthroughs of though games in his shoddy quality era) and is using the whole "WHAT GAME SWITCHES WITH Y!?!?" thing to justify his mistakes

[@anhearo]

i actually cried laughing because he thought he had to buy the weapons

[@frogarchist]

time for my periodic rewatch of this all-time classic

[@ArgyleGroove]

Phil: I wish aim assist was a thing in FPS's! Aim assist becomes a thing Phil: Aim assist is cheating, dood!

[@StephonZeno]

God, that beginning.... I can't believe I subscribed to this guy at one point.

[@Rancor856]

how does he keep complaining about games not explaining things when he explicitly ignores 90 percent of tutorials

[@djimma5080]

Did you ever see his Arkam Asylum playthough, that was painful

[@SpanishArmadaProd]

nobody has time for tutorials...

[@joshshrum2764]

Because because he’s a idiot.

[@andrewshouse9840]

I think you turn Claptrap off by fulfilling the things he's trying to tell you.

[@NEEDbacon]

Not even doing the missions, just pick them up at the bounty board and let them rot if you don't want to do them.

[@BrettonFerguson]

I used a lot of ammunition on Claptrap the first time I played this. I was playing split screen with my GF and she had played this before, so showed me how to shut him up.

[@Jukkaimaru]

So, all in all, Phil's KHANTENT has never really evolved that much.

[@allintensiveporpoises2688]

"When it turns purple you can hurt it!" *Sprays senselessly nonstop even when the eye isn't purple*

[@tomthestone1470]

When he got the car I counted how many seconds it took for him to screw up: 7 Seconds

[@antidisestablishmentariani8730]

DSP should be forced to watch this video 5 times every day until he vows to never touch a video game ever again

[@MajorSquiggles]

This really brings me back. Not just back to a weird time as a kid when I actually watched Phil, but a time when a game like Borderlands was new and exciting. As weird as it is to say I miss how grounded Borderlands started out.

[@PocokPresents]

Yes, I love the first one too! Not the best gameplay wise but still my fav.

[@AndrewCreatez]

I really loved the tone of the first game, how it's more grounded than BL2, but still supports outlandish humor and tweaked out characters.

[@lookherelooklisten1975]

By the time Phil got to Krom my inventory was full of purps and 2 orange.

[@jokuihmehyyppa]

You sound lucky. Or you play in coop. I'm almost level 50 and I still have blue weapons coz all the purple and orange ones have been outperformed by them 😬

[@FOOLK1LLAH]

My jaw dropped when I saw that talent tree.

[@ilafantoma1049]

Claptrap has done his job. I love how 1 Robot can make 1 Person upset =)

[@Trimondius]

Those gosh darn evil crates,making phill buy his guns from them.....Marcus must've invented those to stop Phills stellar gaming content....

[@bilbooteabaggins3297]

Trimondius I can see marcus doing something like that though, but it would be a side quest exlusive thing

[@capthavic]

19:05 What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard...

[@theunfamousone2818]

Did...did he really just say that

[@guilhermehank4938]

capthavic congratulations ! YOU ARE A FAILURE..

[@BrettonFerguson]

I love DSP games from back before he live streamed and had chat to tell him how to do everything. Watching him spend two hours failing like when he ignored the instructions to raise the landing gear, made him the most hilariously entertaining gamer on KZbin. "How do I use rations?!"

[@GhostwalkerSparrow]

Yeah I know chat just makes it worse because without it he didn’t beg as much…

[@No_Sleepee]

I can't get over how he complains about losing money, yet never spends it. Even back then he was only focused on the dollars

[@Krbyfan1]

Its always refreshing to see new people come in an make TIHYDP videos. I think you do a fantastic job on these and I've enjoyed them all. I just can't believe Phil had no idea how to even play a game like this.

[@PocokPresents]

thanks

[@mulikgoodwin]

+Pocok nice vid man really enjoyed it you should make a twilight princess hd tihydp very odd no one has made one yet

[@PocokPresents]

Mulik Goodwin I still not decided what game I wanna do next, BUT the problem is with your suggestion, that I only do games I actually played myself before. Then I can be a critic of his PT, you know what I mean? The last time I played a nintendo was... shit... perfect dark on n64.

[@mulikgoodwin]

+Pocok never heard of it dont very much care for nintendo myself just kinda lost interest but whatever game you decide to do next i'll give it watch

[@felipesilva-be4es]

buy a weapon in a chest..my god.. oO

[@sampletext8552]

lmao

[@RezaQin]

I loved this game. Siren best character. 3:20: What? What?? WHAT! Buying from a chest? No, this guy definitely has something wrong if he's still like this today. It can't be an act.

[@jackhazardous4008]

Birdy Guy is best character.

[@RezaQin]

+Jack Hazardous At least call him the sniper.

[@jackhazardous4008]

LegendarySock it's been forever since I played the game and I don't remember their names.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

@@RezaQin lolwut? The real sniper is the siren Birdy boy is more a pistoleer

[@tommyjohnson4855]

Mordecai,his name is Mordecai

[@dmenrealm5710]

Thank you for making this TIHYDP. As someone who actually did all of them solo it was annoying to hear him bitch about not being able to do it with only one person. Also, it was fun to see people playing the Battleborn Beta in the corner.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

@@nothanks5864 heres the secret Its harder coop the first game had messy balancing where the second someone joined your lobby enemy health nearly doubled

[@MachiriReviews]

God I thought Phil was bad at games before, but this one really seals it for me.

[@sonyblank1487]

The fact he unironically used TK's Wave tells you everything you need to know about this playthrough.

[@jeffoff7795]

Seriously. I can't watch any more.

[@ars731]

T.K Wave is almost worthless. You almost have to be point blank to do any damage what so ever.

[@alkrolyd]

The stupid sine wave projectile pattern makes it so hard to hit anything. And they brought the gun back in BL2 and BL3 and it STILL sucked!

[@No_Sleepee]

1:00:55. Even as a grown ass he's still a spoiled brat who can't take the time to do sidemissions but instead wants to "grind" to defeat a boss. Unreal.

[@GhengisRon]

It cracks me up everytime he flips out on Claptrap, the DSP of Borderlands.

[@brianlamontagne8850]

Claptrap is more competent, civil, and many times smarter and logical than Maggot Roach will ever be bar none.

[@Couldbeboring]

I consider you a favorite don't player.. top three for me, easy. Thanks for your ACTUAL PATIENCE! If you can't tell, I hate being thanked for being impatient.. lol

[@PocokPresents]

+Couldbeboring Thanks dood. You made my day!

[@brianlamontagne8850]

What we see here is the humble beginnings of THE GALAXY'S WORST VAULT HUNTER. I can't wait for the new one which it becomes The Calypso Twins personal bitch.

[@rickatoni]

I don't think I saw him try to pull off a headshot with a sniper rifle a single time.

[@pantheman2842]

I am looking forward for TIHYDP Borderlands 3! Edit: Bying from chests... well, the other detractors commented for me. But "machines can't heal, they are machines!". Should I tell him about... uhm... repairing?

[@alejandrobands]

in all my time playing this game franchise iv never struggled this hard

[@harrisonstern5283]

If this guy wasn't trolling when he made the original video all I can saw is WOW!!! He is quite possibly the least observant and least talented gamer I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing. I mean what kinda moron thinks you have to pay for something that comes from a loot chest...SMH

[@PocokPresents]

hey! you must be new here. 1. yt search "this is how you dont play" 2. click on links 3. enjoy the show 4. ??? 5. no profit for him

[@harrisonstern5283]

+Pocok Oh I know this is a how not to play video. I was just commenting on how ridiculous the guy actually playing is.

[@harrisonstern5283]

+Pocok I got a good laugh from it too so I say good work.

[@NervousNoodles]

Seeing this now in 2023. Without a doubt, the single worst playthrough of Borderlands 1 I've ever seen. I have no words to describe how painful this was to watch.

[@PocokPresents]

Im happy you hated it!

[@NervousNoodles]

@@PocokPresents I played this game back when it released and recently replayed it last year. Still a blast! It's beyond infuriating to see how some of the most obvious things in the game (or any game) are just a mystery to DSP. Somehow he doesn't get it. It's like he's blind. Many many many times I had to stop and question whether he has a functional brain. How on earth did you get through the video editing it????

[@kevinthomas1511]

I'm right there w you. Point after point he has no clue.

[@Thebees21]

"There's too much going on at once." Complains about complicated controls. Literally one extra button to use a skill.

[@firecracker8826]

can someone take him out to a corn field and end the suffering ?

[@angelwholesome]

I wish there was a This is how you don't play Borderlands 2! lmao that would've been fucking hilarious 😂

[@dustinalan8425]

Wow, I can't believe I've never seen this until now. I don't think I've ever witnessed someone play a video game this poorly before.

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

"I can't aim right the game should just auto aim"............people like phil are why gaming is being watered down to a ridiculo0us degree, demanding fast travel auto aim easy puzzles you can skip and checkpoints every 10 feet, and the moment he can not figure something out he deems it a bug "I can not find it so it is not here!".........This is why we have walking sims and crap like the order.

[@joshhoover1202]

I am not in favor of auto aim, checkpoints, or easy puzzles, but fast travel in borderlands is pretty nice. Think about how much running around you save. It's not really like your missing out on quality game play.

[@jokuihmehyyppa]

@@joshhoover1202 Aim assist is a blessing on consoles, tho.

[@TatsTopVideos]

"The bottom line is I can be good at games if i want to!" - DSP "I'm probably the best overall gamer in the country!" - DSP Yep keep dreaming Phil. Replace best with worst and you got that part down. How the fuck does he have 2 Backpack Upgrades, but doesn't decide to use them. Its funny how he said that no one brought the game and wanted to play with him at the time, when I brought the game, all the people I was friends with wanted to play with me, and that was before I had the subs i do now. Everytime Phil opens his mouth to complain, its more fun just to listen to the bullshit and nansens that ensues. BTW Great vid Pocok, I've never facepalmed the most while watching a TIHYDP. Well close to this one was the Resident Evil 6 one. =P

[@PocokPresents]

+Tats TopVideos Thanks dood. I also remember this. When the game came out, we played this game with my buddies.

[@TatsTopVideos]

Pocok your welcome yeah I really enjoyed this game, only problem i had was Old Haven and the treck up to the final boss. I wasn't as dumb as DSP and found out straight away that the weapons in crates were free. He bitched about Borderlands, but then goes on to buy Borderlands 2 and Tales Of The Borderlands and has the nerve to say he is a big borderlands fan, whilst pronouncing it has BorderLens

[@PocokPresents]

Im gonna take a look at that BL2 PT, but its 3player coop so probably it will not be good for a video.

[@TatsTopVideos]

Pocok yeah its probably going to be just him complaining about nothing he can do, bitching orders to his companions, calling the game bugged, blaming the controls and his team for not protecting him, and saying its the same game as the first one. While ignoring the powerful weapons and pressing greande by accident

[@charlie1234500]

@@PocokPresents I was just thinking about that. I was looking for a TIHYDP Borderlands trilogy for background noise and realized there hasn't even been a single video on Borderlands 2. Blows my mind that I finally found a video series that there isn't a TIHYDP for lol I remember how terrible at the game the three were. Like Dead Island. It amazes me how Phil attracts awful players to play with him.

[@triguy5927]

I'd love to see a TIHYDP of his BL2 playthrough. Haven't seen one of that series yet. Probably either because it's ungodly long or because it's co-op. I'd also like to see him play BL the Pre-Sequel. He'd probably get pissy over the limited oxygen.

[@PocokPresents]

I think its because its coop (at least thats MY reason). He got instant handholding there so i dont think it will make a good tihydp but who knows...

[@ilovemykitties84]

22:00 OMG phil borderlands has the COD buttons SAME BUTTONS Y BUTTON TO CHANGE

[@franklinpayne810]

And I thought I was terrible at this series.

[@detectivemakotodate2032]

wow books lol

[@allpraisegoddessmonika2887]

Can't beat the enemy because it's two to three levels higher? I'm going to just keep trying and lose all my money! Two levels higher than the final boss? Oh, guess I better go level up!

[@michaelscott-joynt3215]

The irony of trying to avoid quests and losing hours because he's underpowered. Of course having a terrible build, terrible weapons, and playing terribly doesn't help.

[@AndrewCreatez]

i'm not even a minute in, and there's already a gaping hole in my brain. How the fuck did DSP beat Krom at Lv24? Has he spent the whole game ducking the side missions??? Does he even know that there's side missions, and that BL isn't just a standard linear shooter????? (EDITS BELOW) Ohh, so the rest of the video is showing what he did before he went back to the Rust Commons. Can't wait to see this. I've already caught myself screaming "PHIL, PHIL!!!" out loud. I know that Borderlands was a new kind of game back then, but, oh my god. Has he never opened a loot chest in a video game before? WHY IS HE STILL USING TK'S WAVE AT LV12?!?!? 😭🙏 Oh my fucking god, Phil. How do you not know what the "!" and "💀" marks by the healthbars mean!?!?!? 22:01: LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT'S BEEN MADE SINCE HALO CE 😭😭 I can *slightly* excuse Phil on the scavenger missions, the way they did the waypoints is confusing but I suppose it's supposed to let the player look at the environment for their goal instead of mindlessly following waypoints. So, again, half-excuse for Phil. WHY DID HE SPEC SHIELD-STRENGTH BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE??!!??!?!?!?? 29:35 "PHIL, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL!" Why does he have so many medkits? is he mistaking them for health-vials? is he stupid?? 37:14 tf does this even mean???

[@doishooligan]

1:01:15 Dood read a strategy guide to beat Krom and has the audacity to say he outsmarted him. Lol. I watched a lot of TIHYDP, somehow I missed this one. You can clearly see when there's no stream chat this dude really struggles. Edit 1:38:00 I think that's the most I heard DSP owning up to a mistake, even making jokes about it.

[@NEEDbacon]

Krom isn't even hard or anything. Just run and stay out of view. He's patting himself on the back for figuring out "run".

[@TheSimpleMan454]

The sheer volume of "Burrd!" In this one vid is agonizing. I love it. For the six people that get this reference congrats! You're a masochist like me. And lay of the shrooms. Seriously. Get help. (Help. Me...) Also, never change fellow detractors. You're doin' good work.

[@deathmetalelitist666]

He didn't do any side missons and he wines about how it's unfiar

[@Spiritan3mz]

Is there any point where he realizes that the items in the chest are free?

[@PocokPresents]

+Kevin Lillies Eventually, he just takes them and does not comment on buying or anything. I think he read the comments.

[@judahsoremy9857]

No.

[@POOKESU]

Good vid. Every time I see one of these, I hope to see a clip of Christopher Lambert from the movie Mean Guns. Phil would say "I'm confused", then a clip of Christopher Lambert saying "Of course you are. You're stupid." would be funny, lol

[@BrettonFerguson]

"This is from back in the day when DSP didn't just complain the whole time." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@Rheumatoidarthritis]

despite my disdain for this man, I agree with him that the backpack SDU needing to be used to expand the backpack is a very stupid idea. especially when none of the other SDU's have the same requirement.

[@razor1199]

I almost could've sworn there already was a "This is How You DON'T Play Borderlands" and then for some reason couldn't find it anymore, in any case, glad to see one up. Replaying through this right now, and watching this is PAINFUL, make it stop!

[@assuredproperties4486]

26:50 that transition tho

[@PocokPresents]

Swear to God, it was not intentional. Hell, until you pointed out, I didnt even notice... I mean... sure... it was on purpose :D Finally someone noticed it.

[@LoneWandererCollin]

@@PocokPresents that was so cool though.

[@AndrewRyan716]

This playthrough was the first time I had seen any of DSP's content. I was sure he was teenager the way he bitched and whined and ignorantly thought that the red loot crates sold guns. I watched his review for the game and was shocked to see that he was a grown-ass man. Well done on the video. It effectively captures how painful this playthrough was to watch.

[@PocokPresents]

+Andrew S Thanks! Oh boy, you are in for a treat, countless hours of entertainment. Now go and watch every TIHYDPs, DSP tries it and other videos.

[@deminitivedemon1981]

WOW!!!!!!!!! COuldn't figure out to turn in the quest to turn on the catch a ride..... and people are acting like this is new behavior

[@garrickkthegreat5762]

jesus christ this is painful. passin up guns because he thinks you have to buy them.

[@karlsmith4270]

Hyperion is making alot of money from Phil's deaths at their personal reconstruction points. Also, I love how Claptrap annoys him by reminding about the available missions.

[@justaneditygangstar]

Can’t believe he get’s paid for this.. wtf.

[@lxixian7504]

Man, I'd love to see his reaction when he found out Claptrap became a playable character

[@marduke45]

at 23 min in when hes looknig for that one sniper piece, to be fair, that one always fucks me up a bit to.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

The trick is theres a little moneybag icon on the compass, those show where the parts are

[@Randolpher]

Yeah i'm with Phil on this... i did play this solo and with his logic i must be the best gamer to ever live.

[@Randolpher]

and plus all the 12 year olds that played the game lol

[@jacksonjohnson8522]

31:24 was kinda trippy in full screen

[@PocokPresents]

+Jackson Johnson I just wanted show you what its like :)

[@Desi-qw9fc]

“What is wrong with waypoints in every fucking game, why can’t they get them right?” - A man who has not done any introspection in his entire life

[@flamela-c4f]

Did he never figure out during the playthrough that the chests weren't shops? Oh my god

[@PocokPresents]

Yes. Buthe didnt really talk about it, so i guess he read that in the yt comments.

[@NovemberJoy]

At 14:26, "One may say it's a nitpick, but that is not how you should do" Not how you should do what, exactly? That statement confused me a bit.

[@PocokPresents]

+NovemberJoy Usually when you have a talent tree like this, you wanna put points into only one to reach the bottom one (the strongest) the fastest. Maybe not everyone but I think most of us play like this,. Thats why I wrote that first line.

[@Couldbeboring]

+Pocok TRUUU

[@NovemberJoy]

+Pocok Alright, thanks for the explanation. I was confused because of the way it was written...

[@thesamon123]

It's fun that he gets his ass kicked over and over by the same highleveled turret, but not even ONCE does he consider using his action power..

[@cassiebarber4669]

game use the a button to. Phil shut up game you can reload you're gun by pushing Phil shut up! game you can open you're map by pushing Phil OMFG SHUT UP ! ten minutes later Phil the game never told me what to do !!!

[@SaltyBoy25]

he insults the gaming community

[@bitwawesome1]

Somebody should make TIHYDP Borderlands 2

[@ilovemykitties84]

wow his part 31 must be for commercials... in his head

[@alejandrobands]

it truly amazes me how clueless on man can be

[@gameplayer1988cm]

The Backpack Upgrades!!! THE FUCKIN BACKPACK UPGRADES??!!!! Smh. So much facepalm. . . -_-

[@jaredrace4599]

This was one of the hardest uve watched

[@pixlman]

Ah, back when Borderlands didn't have a mini map and no one cared for Anthony Burch's sense of humor.

[@brodie6858]

better question, in what game do you switch guns with right bumper?!?!?!?!

[@TheSimpleMan454]

Most games that use a weapon wheel map it to the shoulder buttons/bumper, so the thumb remains free to select with the stick. Mass Effect, Unreal, Wolfenstein, Doom, all of which he's done videos on.

[@tomthestone1470]

Wait his first death was at the circle of death? Wow that actually pretty impressive considering how much he sucks

[@colaynasakuragi3653]

He picked the slow guy and uses slow weapons.. The shotgun seems like a peace of rubbish and only picked semi auto machine-guns. lol

[@JerichoScale]

I'll be the first to admit that borderlands 1 is my least liked of the BL series but jesus christ. The lack of care and demands of to have his hand held (like with the melee) is just infuriating. On the upside it's also the most self aware I've ever seen him after the whole can't find the door thing. Not that he learned from it.

[@djimma5080]

Take it Phil never learned to straff aim with a control pad.

[@BrettonFerguson]

"The game sucked until I got OP weapons" -DSP Borderlands Summary

[@Ragemonster64]

Maybe one day the developers will make the game play itself for you won’t have to do anything lol “it should auto adjust for me”

[@bojanglesfries]

this makes me proud of how bad i am at borderlands 2

[@trollin39]

Playing PS4 remaster while listening to this again and God damn this game is still no where near as hard as he bitches it is

[@capthavic]

Same, just finished it on PC solo with ease. Bet he was ignoring side missions, so once again his laziness and incompetence bite him in the ass.

[@DarthDimmadome]

You better be covering the tihydp BL3. I prefer you and or outsyder over memology.

[@PocokPresents]

I would only do if none of them doing... but pretty sure one of them will make it so...

[@DarthDimmadome]

Pocok Outsyder announced on twitter he’s not doing one. Now you gotta do one :)

[@HarmonySword]

I actually like Mem's TIHYDP. But regardless who makes it, i can't wait to see Phil struggle with BL3

[@DragonSlayerProduction]

I dont normally do this but here's my version granted by Pocok to do the video kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnSYmXWHbbiEipo

[@Trivialise]

Holy fuck this is painful.

[@Ok-ru6ve]

Why did he play this like fucking fallout

[@themarvelousjoe1501]

I actually wanna see someone make a TIHYDP Borderlands 2 but I see he was playing on co-op so that's no fun.

[@PocokPresents]

I looked into it and its not a good material for a video.

[@BreitheNua]

37:20 What? What? What? What in the chicken fried fuck is he talking about?