This Is How You DON'T Play Dark Souls 3 Part 2 (0utsyder Edition)

[@anubrakahn2970]

Gundyr Training Mode Settings: Opponent Select: DSP Opponent AI Level: Idiot Parrying: Disabled Blocking: Random Dodge Timing: Poor Estus Use Upon Wake Up: 100% Estus Use While Being Attacked: 100% Salt Level: Maximum

[@Winasaurus]

Holy shit this is the funniest comment.

[@SirDankleberry]

To be honest that sounds like me except the block level is high or medium.

[@unbreakableroad9294]

Sir Dankleberry at least you can recognize it unlike dsp

[@Boots43096]

LOL

[@hassanawdi3793]

U forgot the important thing...... Intelligence 0%

[@slimymclord8165]

Phillip Burnell's death certificate. Cause of death: Tried to dodge, didn't work.

[@StuffyMc]

He was walking through a construction site and a stupid piece of rebar fell and fucking instakilled him because he COULDN’T SEE. It was TOTAL BULLSHIT and SO CHEAP.

[@erik_arman]

@@StuffyMc Total BEGINNER’S TRAP, d00d!

[@ex_cathedra4237]

"It wouldn't come out."

[@TechWiz]

"I Rolled!"

[@livingbeing1113]

"Ah camaaaaahn!!! That's fair!"

[@arkworthy8594]

>tried to roll >tried to hide >break on through to the other side >break on through to the other side

[@eight8qa592]

He's got more excuses than a pregnant nun.

[@lapsedilationdrive3943]

i mean its objectively true that ds3 on xbox1 is the worse version of them all. im pretty sure that most players will experience massive framedrops in some of the areas especially during the boss fights. i dunno why are these retards are insulting phil giving excuses or some shit. i mean im not defending him by all means and he is still an asshole and acting like a manchild but in his playthrough of ds3,i dont think phil needs to be put the blame here.

[@TheAzuregreen]

Well thats new one 😂😂

[@turtleofannihilation272]

@@lapsedilationdrive3943 yes but the framedrops slow the TOTAL game down including enemys so theres no excuse

[@trygveblacktiger597]

He got more excuses than a 10 year old chought cooking meth

[@jackdague1792]

"They take my whole life bar in one hit it's bullshit" *Hasn't leveled health to a remotely reasonable degree, that seems to be under 25 vigor*

[@CS9_]

3 games plus all their DLC, and he realizes there's a cycle of Fire and Dark. Gives me conniptions.

[@chaosxmk]

Has dual weapons, 2 hands them, proceeds to R1 spam. Genius

[@Trudis1]

+Chaosxmk and he unequipped his shield smh

[@nicosonico94]

"Hello Gundyr my old friend... I've come to die to you again. 'Cause I have to fi-nish my stream, and you're the only thing that stands between, But your hits, so painful in my brain, still remain... Within the sound, of dying."

[@teemujarvenpaa6175]

Just beautiful.

[@djdano92]

*Tear trickles down the left side of my face*

[@YurameshiVT]

This is some poetic shit. Thank you. ❤️

[@TitanHammer1776]

The world needs more poets.

[@johnniepitre3028]

Disturbed

[@AHeckman118]

It's like he can't understand the specificity of situations. "I rolled, still got hit." Like yes, when you state it like that it sounds like it COULD be bullshit, but you fail to realize that you rolled two games and a dlc before the attack came out.

[@xavierdionne4667]

AHeckman118 AHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE

[@adr.k8676]

Lmfao

[@aiden_macleod]

In other words, just git gud right? Pathetic.

[@Sharkamfss]

@@aiden_macleod unironically yes, these games require you to learn a boss or enemy to be able to deal with them. Practice and learning from error makes you git gud.

[@MarvelousMadDog]

MY NAME IS DSP AND NOTHING IS MY FAAAAAAAAULT AAAAKCKACKAKCKCAKCKACKACKAKCK

[@Karblack]

This comment is gold

[@Abysia]

Fun fact: when DSP played Sekiro, he was raging and compared it to DS3 when he fought Gundyr. He said something along the lines of "when I fought Gundyr, I was having fun. I could tell it was a fair fight and I just sucked but I was having fun so I pushed through it". History status: REWRITTEN

[@myrondean3315]

The definition of a Viscous Cycle.

[@myrondean3315]

Vicious Cycle *

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Whenever he plays a new FromSoftware game, suddenly the previous one was totally fair dood, unlike THIS piece of shit.

[@MadGamer_666]

Gotta give it to him. After so many deaths I would be embarrassed to stream again. I guess he doesn't care cuz a lot of people watch because he sucks.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

@@MadGamer_666 No shame in not being good at games. What he should be embarrassed of is his own attitude while playing. He lashes out at everybody and always seeks to blame the game and its developers. It's never on him.

[@apa123APA]

"I like boss fights that are tough because of the actual boss." No you don't. Stop kidding yourself. Only times he doesn't rage and complain is when it's an easyass boss like Deacons, then it's FUN BOSS, since he got it with no effort on first try.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

apa123APA Funny how he hated Ludwig (very much an “actual boss”) and loooooooooooved the Witches of Hemwick (the lame-ass Deacons equivalent). Hmmm.

[@spiralhaze2070]

This guy's battle strategy is: Run into the middle of a room, wonder where all the enemies came from, run directly into the next corner, ask how he could get surrounded and shout "I'M STUCK!" "THAT KILLED ME IN ONE HIT (it probably didn't)" and "I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING (which is not surprising, since I am surrounded by all the enemies I ran past before)"

[@Vladicarus]

my personal favourite complaint of his was "wow, it took 50% of my fucking lifebar!!" when in truth it took just a tiny bit, like a quarter of his health

[@Eric-vm2pv]

P

[@popo0129]

I swear he never at all analyses the next room. He never baits one enemy or tries to take one at a time. Usually when I go into a room, I will look around then maybe bait one guy towards me (some cases I will fight two at a time if they both end up coming to me, 3 is me pretty much fucking up but think I've done it a few times) that way the fights are easier and I can also learn their attacks rather then focusing on dodging like multiple people. He also mentions that giant dog thing killing him in two hits, it was actually three and honestly that is pretty much fine you can take a hit or two and be fine as long as you dodge the next attack and heal. It is weird that he played through ds1 and ds2 and survived. Hope Sekiro slaughters him

[@trvrt1cl3]

as i was reading this i had the video playing and he literally said “i couldn’t see anything” as he died

[@calamityknyte]

Looking at the Soul of Cinder, I realized...The Chosen Undead finally gets their revenge on Phil.

[@olafviktormastermind]

"Yet another falls victim to the DSP curse." "Poor fool. Shall we release him?" "Let's."

[@calamityknyte]

+Nigga Stole My Yoshi! The Chosen and Cursed come together to free the last victim.

[@THExRISER]

But The Ashen one...

[@Skillfulstone]

Add Ludwig to that and these guys are the next Sinister Six XD

[@solaris4022]

Remember how everyone knew his chosen undead was really fuckin' good- he was just shit? Well, we were right.

[@irontomato3835]

I love how when Phil talks during the fast-forward parts of TIHYDPs, you can't quite tell what hes saying but you can make out things like "roll" and "block" and tell he's making excuses

[@xerohwun4695]

IronTomato lmao yeah I love it *WOOOWWW*

[@MyEnemy]

C'MON!

[@Basedbrawler]

You can hear his ACK ACK laugh too

[@Zealot126]

Love how in every single game Phil plays he experiences control issues that no one else does.

[@FreddyChoppins]

Camera issues too. It's ridiculous the number of times he'll let himself get backed into a corner and die because he can't see what's going on. I can only recall one boss where that was a major issue (Cleric Beast in Bloodborne).

[@Zealot126]

Frédéric Chopin Oh god, very true. It's so irritating hearing him shout "they still haven't fixed the camera!". Obviously there are legitimate times where the camera is a bit of a hassle, but I've never felt it was a huge hindrance on the games overall. And really, I'm not sure what else FromSoft could possibly do to make it any better. Phil is just unbelievably bad at these games. Despite having played every Soulsborne game he has not learned anything and never improves. He gets through them through luck, cheese, and overleveling.

[@No_Plays_Hand_Empty]

Centipede Demon and Giant Lord were also pretty bad in terms of camera but nothing impossible.

[@kieranRRPP]

he doesnt experience shit. he doesnt even believe his own lies. you can see it whenever he screams, I DIDNT ROLL or I DIDNT HEAL. LOOK. he always screams after the action that he's shouting about has gotten him killed. he always does. never does he go wtf why am i rolling when the roll animation starts. its as soon as you died hits the screen. its just sad that he thinks he can lie to people when we can clearly see his fucking screen.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

The thing about centipede demon is you should fight him with the camera unlocked

[@SuperEricwho]

I never root for Phil when he's fighting a boss. The bosses are cool and have awesome back stories. Meanwhile Phil is doing nothing but complaining and hating on the game.

[@HadesHatredEdge]

+Bane Champion Gundyr is my hero.

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

Who the fuck roots for Phil? Not even his stream does. They are all there to troll him and watch him rage like a 1st grader. Lol he thinks they are fans, but we can see the reality beyond his illusion. In a very skewed and distorted way, he is kinda like Gwendolyn

[@DerVasto]

@@Bulletproof_Trump Don't you compare this skank to my beloved traplord waifu. May the Darkmoon shine upon you.

[@DerVasto]

@@jmarra07 "trap" practically meaning tranny, and the leader of the Blades of the Darkmoon was Gwyndolin. I made no mistake.

[@DerVasto]

@@jmarra07 What he said ^

[@peterhousen7974]

So, I did the math. Phil died 325 times, and his death screen loading time was about 15 seconds, give or take a couple seconds each. He spent over 80 minutes dead. Thats an hour and twenty minutes of extra time, just staring at the death screens. Good God.

[@darkloom3919]

Sounds like every one of my souls borne playthroughs

[@metalyzer]

This made me think of the amount of hours I've been watching a death/loading screen at this point.... (Pd: Yes, I'm replying a 3 yrs old comment)

[@williamo5031]

@@metalyzer yes.

[@bruhmoment1678]

@@metalyzer yes

[@jordandennis6794]

@@metalyzer yes.

[@FreddyChoppins]

30:20 "I like boss fights that are tough because of the actual boss." Ludwig sends his regards.

[@peanut5356]

Frédéric Chopin lol

[@pantheman2842]

For even more relevant things, what about Pontiff? And I saw him loving Gundyr.

[@DredgenTruzz]

"Ladies and gentlemen..." Yeah you have no female viewers dude come on.

[@popo0129]

Don't forget gentlemen too. There are men but not gentlemen.

[@StoneAgedQ]

@@popo0129 I struggle to call them men but I'll take what I can get I suppose

[@popo0129]

@@StoneAgedQ eh men meaning they have something in between their legs.. Apparently

[@IHMyself]

He actually does. 🙈

[@Not_that_type_of_guy]

@@IHMyself impossible

[@Daniel_C_Griffin]

I love Phil's excuses everytime I watch this. "He has insane reach" Yeah, no shit. That is literally the design of a polearm. Reach.

[@Dovahkiin049]

Also when he fought a previous boss he defines a good boss fight as “difficult combos and long range”, but proceeds to complain about those exact qualities later. He’s absolutely pathetic.

[@TheBaralinChannel]

Excuse Simulator 2016.

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

TheBaralinChannel no, he's the Excuse mass production facility. His videos only exist for his excuses. Pretty neat, huh?

[@binge7918]

How does this not have more likes

[@HalfAluminumChemist]

Everyone in stream chat telling him to use Storm Ruler on Nameless King. There is a god up there.

[@sweetsilky9395]

And he hates us.

[@tomthestone1470]

Would it actually work?

[@picklepum_the_crow5001]

nope..

[@Oldschool1943]

Half Aluminum Chemist hahahahahaha! nameless king lmaoo nice comment LOL

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

Half Aluminum Chemist the fact this guy was as successful as he was kind of proves there isn't a God. What kind of God would allow this, I ask you? Haha

[@alexmelling5261]

Press "F" to pay Gundyr respects

[@alethecreator9004]

F

[@golbezdarkness4612]

F

[@12gagegaming43]

Fffff

[@cholobrown4588]

F

[@uraveragedude9957]

F

[@Voxyld]

"the other swords I have are kind of shitty" *shows the black knight sword* Ok then.

[@Sundel_Marlutte]

Even on my first playthrough of DS3 (which was completely blind aside from knowing the names of 2 bosses) I knew that blaming my equipment was not even a remotely fair thing to say. All DS3 requires is skill and a willingness to learn so you can get more skill.

[@littlemoth4956]

@@Sundel_Marlutte And that is where you're wrong. Sorry, but Irithyll Straight Sword does not compare to a Black Knight Sword or Lothric Knight Straight Sword.

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

@@littlemoth4956 you can still beat the game just fine with an irythill ss

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

Unless you're Phil

[@355scaper]

Holy shit Phil actually did it, his joke at 3:24:23 was actually kind of funny "He has lightning, fire, magic, swords, and he can even disconnect you from the server"

[@TheRealSplitterguy]

I'd hope he'd have at least 1 good joke per 300 deaths.

[@jimmywilde4768]

Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass once in a while...

[@kayqueelson1761]

3:24:14 *.

[@guac8927]

@@TheRealSplitterguy thats the best shot I've ever heard bro 💀

[@Ausar_The_Vile1]

I love how he thinks a barrage of arrows is not gonna fucking hurt like hell and just decides to tank it

[@Gargorath1]

+mariosmashbro64 not to mention how telegraphed it is

[@170AndBeyond]

"And 100%. Wow" But at least he learned I guess.

[@sanimacailer2756]

ive died 3 times after killing aldrich because i decide "fuck it im just gonna tank it and kill him" i still get credit for the kill even though i die :)

[@bubsythebobcat57]

Watching this video is harder than trying to beat the game with the broken straight sword.

[@BobofWOGGLE]

+Derp Derps most things in life are.

[@78TMP]

But still not impossible.

[@PeacefulJoint]

My nigga Lenny did it

[@freemanthedelphox6249]

@@PeacefulJoint lenny would smack this man with a Wet Tissue in 5 seconds

[@Sharkamfss]

Tries to dodge while out of stamina, complains about the game having delayed inputs. Tries to block while on the ground/with a broken guard, calls the attack unblockable. Heals infront of the boss, complains about not having enough time to heal. I actually needed to skip around cuz this is so fucking bad.

[@stealthisname66]

Maybe this guy should just put the face cam on his controller since he likes to bring it into frame to prove he was "rolling/dodging" AFTER the fact.

[@Novasaol]

I really want him to get a "pro" ds player (oro, peeve, yukas, pts, etc...) as well as get an input screener so we can see his inputs on screen and he can't bitch about not pressing something

[@Ouroboros619]

He'd just complain about the input screener being wrong.

[@djdano92]

The legendary words he spouts are something a long the lines of "Bugged dodge roll mechanics" , and on a side note i feel sorry for the bosses that have been killed by DSP oh and the basic/normal mobs/enemies . It's a sad fate for them guys and all we can do is pray that they will be safe and avoid him hehe :P .

[@milkinobama]

@@Ouroboros619what’s funny about this comment is that this is his excuse for the street fighter 6 input feedback thing.

[@blackforestpygmy8756]

I love how this nimrod refuses to level up Vigor and then complains he's getting "insta-killed" by NPCs and bosses in Level 50+ zones. No embers, no green blossoms, no infusions, no buffs, no pellets, no weapon switch ups, doesn't take advantage of anything the game gives him. I almost wanna give him kudos for getting this far on such low health and stamina bars, but I know he's not purposely foregoing all these tools as a challenge to himself; he's just a bumbling, clueless mess.

[@MisterSchitt]

It's not a challenge run. It's a Phil run. He doesn't bother learning the nuances of the game because his stream chat does all the work for him. Do you really think Phil would have found Oceiros, Champion Gundyr, or the entirety of Archdragon Peak without stream chat holding his hand?

[@8milestudio]

@@MisterSchitt despite this being a rhetorical question, I will answer it. No. Phil couldn’t find the dull side of a doorknob without chats help.

[@MisterSchitt]

@@8milestudio My point exactly. And the funnier part is that he'd probably even ignore handholding if people didn't pay him to read it.

[@Sal13414]

@@MisterSchitt In Phil's defense, archdragon peak is a very missable area. However, that doesn't excuse literally being so dogshit at this game. 67 deaths? To CHAMPION GUNDYR? I'm just in shock.

[@MisterSchitt]

@@Sal13414 I will be fair and give him a pass on Archdragon Peak. That is in fact an area only people familiar with Miyazaki games would find. What I won't give him any leeway on is "Peepul in the stream chat are saying that I have to interact with the door for it to open." He actually blamed Microsoft for him needing to use summons for the Nameless King boss fight. Mister "I refuse to wear glasses for anything other than driving" here actually tried to say it was the console's fault for his dogshit reaction speed. While the other million and a half of us have no problems beating EZ mode NK (since he refuses to play NG+ like a real Souls chad), Phil needs special circumstances and twenty excuses to cycle through to help protect his ego in front of his wheelchairs.

[@leonkennedylk18]

"There are no checkpoints" I think theyre the little sword things in the fire, but Im not a pro gamer, I wouldn't know

[@karmaduck5098]

I want the Fromsoftware game designers to sit him down and dismantle all "shortcomings" he's found in dark souls 3 one by one.

[@Abysia]

KarmaDuck They could make 3 more Dark Souls games in the time that would take.

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

it’s funny bc this game is often criticized for having way too many bonfires lmao

[@Case_]

I've watched his whole playthrough and I've seen most of his previous Soulsborne playthroughs. You're right, this one was by far his worse yet. The excuses and bitching was unbelievable at times, worse than ever before. Sometimes he was pretty nasty for no real reason. I don't care how people try to defend him, he has some serious issues and frustrations and they're coming out more and more visibly when he's angry. Also, that constant snorting and burping. It's nauseating. How can anyone behave like that in public and not even care...

[@Diesel_Hydro117]

DSP drinking game, take a shot every time he says "Tried to roll, couldn't"

[@davidfalloutbandit]

+Ace Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue Take 2 shots every time he snorts

[@maxoldhunter2629]

I passed out in 15 minutes,,too much boozzz

[@patrickstarmie9475]

I'd rather not die, thanks

[@XadePsyconic]

Take a shot every time he laughs at his own shitty jokes.

[@jamesriccardo7640]

More like take a shot whenever he drinks estus

[@timecage]

He actually did get somewhat better. In his fight with Champion Gundyr he does some good consecutive rolls and attacks. But he still refuses to comprehend DS mechanics and so fails to see what he did wrong, complains, whines and makes it harder for himself. It's sad, really.

[@A.S.28]

timecage you're cute

[@NobleBruv]

The last thing I think when I'm losing to a good boss is "I'm so bored!"

[@doombybbr]

"He is never open" well sure he is never open if all you do is run like a little bitch!

[@Abysia]

I think his main problem is that he sees himself as the ultimate lifeform, completely infallible. Everything that goes wrong must be the game's fault, so he never learns anything. Ever. How many times in the gundyr fight did he say "unblockable! unblockable!!!" yet he keeps trying to block rather than doing the logical thing and rolling.

[@doombybbr]

To be honest, I don't know why he even tries to block anything, blocking uses up a lot of stamina on hit and generally doesn't even absorb the whole attack.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

The funniest thing is that he uses the “invisible while rolling” ring and it seems to, on quite a few occasions, confuse and screw himself over.

[@severalcakes3267]

Hot take, that ring is pretty much worthless. No good in PvE or PvP, and all it’s good for is making you look cooler.

[@fuzzy8889]

​@@severalcakes3267 ngl thats the only reason i use it

[@femto7579]

@@severalcakes3267 it is good for some glitches but that’s about it

[@Goro4armsneck]

@@severalcakes3267 It gives Dexterity.

[@Alice89chan]

@@Goro4armsneck most DEX weapons won't need you to use it because of your build. Your build in that case is enough scaling.

[@TheArtistInTheDark]

"DODGES ARE DELAYED" *proceeds to dodge too early*

[@bens1410]

"I'm managing my stamina, staying out of his range, but it's all unblockables, what do you want me to do?" none of those things are true

[@johnnyzen4282]

My favorite is when he says he was blocking and holds up the controller so you can see his finger on the the button...after the fact 😂

[@littlemoth4956]

He then proceeds to drain all his stamina, stand right in front of the boss, and block every hit (hence the stamina problem)

[@lc1429]

funny thing is for the gundyr fight youre not suppose stay out of his attack range, if you stay close to him most of his attack miss you

[@richardbarnshaw5795]

@@lc1429 there are quite a few bosses like that in the souls games, if you stay real close you can get away with just walking around them, just have to be cautious of area attacks/magic. You'd think after playing every single soulsborne he would have realised this, but because he cheeses all of them and rushes through everything he lacks all of the fundamental skills that one should have from playing any of the games.

[@bbbkk137]

I love that he sometimes blocks all of these "unblockable" attacks and sometimes doesn't.

[@Grothnor]

Champion Gundyr may have broken Ludwig's record, but Ludwig broke DSP. NEVAR 4GET!

[@pavetheshave]

"I may be one of the overall best gamers in the country" Yet it takes him 67 fucking tries to kill Gundyr

[@_Paul_N]

Besides Champion Gundyr having that extremely cheap shoulder ram, he's a chump if you mostly time your dodges correctly. Phil is god awful a anything he touches lol.

[@dragoarrow8]

+Paul N. Lol its not cheap, just stop.

[@picklepum_the_crow5001]

really, he said that?

[@pavetheshave]

I might be paraphrasing a bit, but yeah, that's the jist of what he said

[@Omnipotentmonkey]

Nah, that shoulder charge is pretty cheap, you can be fairly close to him, dive diagonally past his run and he'll turn sharper than 90 degrees to hit you instantaneously. it's even worse than the Dark Souls 2 tracking attacks that everyone complained about

[@lbcyber]

I was about to say there should be a counter for deaths he blames on the game, but that would just be the true death counter again.

[@Dovahkiin049]

Yeah, he always finds some excuse whenever he dies.

[@jettythesunfish]

0:59 Phil: Look at this idiot! *proceeds to get killed by said idiot*

[@comradet0m]

"That's fair right?" Yes Phil, yes it is.

[@jimeaglethe47th69]

Lol, so good. Props to Alva.

[@whitetuxgroom]

Thank you for pointing this out I just laughed so hard I can't breathe. Tears in my eyes 7 years later

[@matthewhalbrook3909]

Other than never parrying or attempting to. The way he heals during attacks while in point blank range. Never seen a title so true to its name. THIS IS HOW YOU DONT PLAY DS3!!!!

[@sarnicholas4053]

Phil never once makes any error during his inputs, during every attack in every boss fight he always hits the right button at EXACTLY the right time, it's purely the delay/framerate/input lag/bad software/bad hardware that messes him up. DSP doesn't make mistakes, only the programming is capable of an error. That's what they mean when they say "human error", right? Oh waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt. I love how he narrates his dodges in real time and you can clearly see that there's no delay. 3:46:26

[@JewishandProud88]

Phil is literally god!

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

I think he's not 100% to blame. Well, he is, but part of it is how he hits his controller and console like a 3 year old

[@etrosknight2254]

@@mostlyhamless1923 Yeah I originally played DS3 on XBOne, and as you say there are actually insane frame drops on certain fights (Dancer in particular comes to mind). But I still beat the game many times on that console before getting a PS4 pro, you can deal with the issues, just calibrate your dodges to deal with it, just like you can learn the timing when dodges come out and adjust accordingly. It's astonishing that in this entire playthrough he could never train his reflexes to dodge correctly, better to just turtle behind a weak shield and complain about getting guardbroken constantly, or not block at all and get smacked in the face over and over

[@AlVash2]

Big ups to my man Gundyr for entering the detractor hall of fame. Great performance.

[@NeoBoneGirl]

Honestly, even with all the deaths, the complaining and whining, the inability to change, one of the worst parts of these playthroughs is that he still thinks Dumass is a really funny joke.

[@blacksunempire2878]

His IQ has gotta be like a half standard deviation above the borderline for "clinically retarded." Like 75, because 70 is considered "clinically retarded." Maybe 80, tops... It's obvious, because IQ is directly linked to a person's ability to learn and retain information, and how quickly they can do so. Phil can barely learn and retain ANYTHING, and what little he does, takes him FOREVER. This is also obvious from his lack of interest, or knowledge, of anything even associated with a normal level of cognition. Like books, art, politics, philosophy, etc... His sense of humor is also a sign of his lack of intelligence and depth. It exists entirely of lowest common denominator toilet humor. Nothing but dick and fart jokes, and terrible attempts at sexual humor that closely resembles that of a 9-11 year old boy going through puberty, trying to be edgy. Him naming his in-game characters ridiculously stupid childish names like "Dumass," and "McButtface." is definitely a huge sign of his IQ, and mental maturity, or rather lack thereof. Also, his ability to never take responsibility for any of his actions no matter what, resembles behavior similar to that of even a younger child. He is really an interesting specimen of a human being.

[@louheadman6400]

hit the nail on the head here.

[@TheRealSplitterguy]

You could have just said "IQ is directly linked to a person's ability to learn", and that would have covered it just fine, but, I'm so glad you didn't, because, yeah, every facet of his character is defined by lack of development.

[@lefteron6804]

soulcalibur.fandom.com/wiki/Nightmare/Graf_Dumas

[@robertszordykowski4919]

@@blacksunempire2878 Mozart was all about shit and ass jokes tho.

[@jamesfowler3015]

I love how he obviously knew the Storm Ruler was there and feigned surprise. Then he couldn't figure out how to use it. XD The chat can't save you Phil. Nobody can.

[@marthia8015]

That's nothing compared to how he "found" ash lake by checking if the chest in the tree is a mimic three times.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

The absolute worst “feigning surprise” moment was in his Dark Souls redemption run when he walked up to the Firekeeper and expected Lautrec to have killed her and started going “WTF happened here?!” only for him to have jumped the gun and she was looking back at him very much alive. Oopsies.

[@littlemoth4956]

Though to be fair, the game does not teach you about weapon arts at all besides the tutorial. The player doesn't really know what they are by the time they reach the boss.

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

his “reaction” to anor londo is just as bad

[@Sharkamfss]

@@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314 He didn't react to the tease room with the silver knights in Irythill, he didn't recognize the tomb of the dark moon until his chat pointed it out and he had no idea what the rotating elevator or architecture was. He just saw "Anor Londo" and pretended. Reminds me of when he acted surprised when Orphan went into second phase, it's very obvious he looked up a video.

[@osriccauldwyn]

And this kids, is why you don't try to turtle without a Greatshield...

[@nictotine264]

or with a greatsheild. or at all.

[@ApinofArc]

I've managed to turtle a few times....on ng+ :P

[@UgandalfTheBrown]

Try that at ng+5, I gave up on shields altogether lol

[@zombiehater6547]

I'm sure tanking with a greatshield is viable and even advantageous sometimes. Until you start facing elemental damage, then you're just better off rolling

[@MasterfulPaladin]

33 deaths into Champion Gundyr, 'Time for a New Strategy'.... No, ya think? I'm pretty sure I say this after 2-3 deaths or 1 really bad death.

[@xerohwun4695]

my favorite part is when he shows us the back of his controller like that means something

[@groundbeef92official]

xerohwun LOOK, LOOK WHAT IM DOING

[@Abysia]

I don't know if he says it in this playthrough, but my favorite DSP-ism is "This is bullshit, and the game KNOWS it!"

[@vileindividual]

*backs himself up against a wall in every encounter* "Wow nice camera, thanks a lot stupid game"

[@Pelagion98]

boss: *swings DPS: "tHiS iS sOmE bUlLsHiT!!!"

[@hectorwilson663]

And it's true what you say in the description about the length of this. I've started my own TIHYDP, and at about 50 parts it's almost 2 hours long. I find myself trying to limit edits to only the most obscene fails, but there are literally thousands of fails in this playthrough - it's legitimately difficult trying to condense it to a normal TIHYDP length. Great job on these though, really liked the first and second parts. Set a high benchmark for my own project to hopefully reach!

[@Refresh291]

+Hector Wilson My recommendation to you, is to really focus on the moments where's he legit angry, and not just fake laughing and exaggerating about a silly death. I think that's one of the reason why TIHYDP Dark souls 1 was so good.

[@NotRealAkira]

So are ya done making it?

[@hectorwilson663]

@@NotRealAkira hell no lol! It ended up getting towards the two hour mark, other things in life caught up with me and it fell by the wayside. Good reminder though, I might dig it up again.

[@isthisaname6331]

Nameless would have been his record if he didn't summon.

[@lixix1337]

i never had so much problem with Champion Gundyr, probably because i'm not dsp AM'IRITE GUY AM'IRITE

[@TheMakushimirian]

"this cant happen in real life", says the guy playing a game using a sword to call upon the storm to take down a giant to gain his soul and embers to relight the fire to prolong the age of fire, among other things, the irony in this complaint

[@Rancor856]

even though I know your not replaying a lot of what he says it feels like every time he opens his mouth to complain its like ive heard the same damn thing a million times before

[@OnlyKeanu]

I love you, thank you for providing me with entertainment for the next couple of days. I dont know how you manage it, I wouldnt be able to live after watching all of his dark souls videos. His first one alone almost gave me tumors.

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

+OnlyKeanu So far I find it that he could have done a bit more comments over some stuff that DSP is saying at the early parts at least

[@OnlyKeanu]

+Puella Magi Homura Akemi Yes, true. But lets be honest. Having to sit through ALL of Dipshit's playthrough's to edit clips. I'd have killed myself a long time ago ahaha, I think the fact he managed it lets him off when it comes to that ;D

[@cizzymac]

UNBLAHKABLE CAHMBOH

[@christopherrapczynski204]

ROLLROLLROLLOHMAHGAHD, WAN HANDRID PERCINT DYAMIGE

[@swappo4668]

AYEM DOOGIN LOOK

[@PwnySlaystation01]

@@swappo4668 I ROLLED IDWUDDACUMAHT

[@fullshark09]

KOULDN'T BLAHCK, LOHK. WHOAHT?? AHCKACKACKACK!!

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

INSTINT DETH

[@ababbab765]

the perfect game for dps: dps's unthoughout build waltzes into the boss room. champion gundyr attempts to kick but aha, dps has a mental connection to his xbone throwing the concept of s only beggining and ending at specific times out of the window. as soon as the thought of rolling enters his mind the direct link from his nervous system to dark souls 3 makes him auto dodge every attack in the game. "wAAAoow finally a fair, well thought out boss that's not bullshit" dps one shots gundyr and pats himself on the back for beating le super hard game no skill required

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

damage per second

[@senjithegamer3829]

@@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314 damaged per second

[@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710]

@@senjithegamer3829 damaged per second

[@alt-rightisalright6731]

Never have I had such respect for Champion Gundir. I was rooting for him so much.

[@kevinbernardini9176]

Gundyr is a hero, once a champion, always a champion!!!!!! The Nameless King, the ultimate definition of a badass!!!!!!

[@Xemozazk]

0:58 "Look at this idiot." Proceeds to get decimated.

[@jordandennis6794]

Lmao I knew he was dying the moment he said that

[@Katagara84]

One of the things I've never been able to comprehend about Phil is how not a single mistake can be his. It's always the controller or the game or the console or the lag or whatever possible explanation he can come up with that's not "My fat fingers accidentally hit the Item button instead of roll" or "My reflexes aren't perfect, and I fucked up the timing there." The inability to take any sort of responsibility for his failures is the reason why DSP is the joke that he is. Anyone can be shitty at games, but it takes a special kind of terribleness to claim it's not your fault while you're shit.

[@TheRealSplitterguy]

@Gadi K He didn't blame any of those, but he did blame "Kojima World Order" for his inability to figure out how to crawl in MGS3, in between childlike laughter at a woman clothing her breasts.

[@tundrarunner4951]

I like to imagine that in that fight with Cinder, the game got so fed up with Phil complaining about it, that it just decided, "Screw it," and starting disconnecting Phil from the game.

[@mtsoccerman]

imagine dying to Gundyr 67 times and telling chat that they don't know shit about the game

[@bbbkk137]

Is he a cocaine addict? Because he snorts like a professional.

[@Slappaccino]

Prøphet no he's a pig

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

He's a professional Roach-Pig

[@maximereid7891]

"I'm not connected on the Internet", but still can see messages and summon signs. 3:25:25

[@Case_]

+Maxime Reid Also, in the original video, you can see that his Xbox is showing him online ads and the game is connecting to the servers and then clearly states "Online". Bugged internet connection mechanics, I guess.

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@Case_ Anyone in the comments section fight this scrub?

[@TheRealSplitterguy]

@@Green-Raccoon777 He would have to be embered, which would require him to survive for more than like 90 seconds.

[@spudley345]

He never used the dual wielding attacks when using the drang twin spears, that really rustles my jimmies.

[@Darkone348]

srs tho, dsp pls

[@DiceDsx]

+hype I can imagine his reaction: "I didn't know that! The game doesn't explain shit! This is ridiculous."

[@samsed6855]

+Dsx "uuuuuuuuuh bullshieeeet dood fucking music is too loud"

[@DiceDsx]

Samo Sedliak "Use the parry? Fuck u, dood, I don't wanna learn things or use my brains: the game must hold my hands."

[@samsed6855]

Not even the game, he wouldnt get through yhorm had it not been for chat

[@MasterfulPaladin]

If Ludwig is still alive, is his record REALLY broken? I mean, he made him Rage Quit.... that's should be a record in and of itself, no?

[@tomthestone1470]

Yes should be, but he's like ukbuk the black tbh.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

It's a different title. Nameless King gets one for making him resort to babysitting, too.

[@marthia8015]

Shouldn't the toxic snipers in Blight Town also bear that title?

[@Phatarse]

The fact that the stream chat got Phil to use the Stormruler on the Nameless King is proof that God hasn't abandoned us yet

[@crackcobaine]

"he's got every ability" maybe because he is supposed to be every player in the previous games...

[@CatoSierraWasTaken]

"I'm looking for the big V. I can't find it" I bet that's the story of his life.

[@kylebezden]

Let me make a list of what he is doing wrong (and its a long one) 1.healing while near enemy's and getting hit, making him have to heal again. 2. constantly trying to trade health with enemy's. 3. thinking he has hyper armor on every weapon when he dose not. 4. not fuckin rolling out of the way of enemy's attacks. 5. running and then trying to roll when it will them make you jump. 6. not trying to learn enemy's attack patterns and know when he can counter attack. 7. not using one weapon constantly and getting really good with that but switching every 6-8 episodes to a new one causing him to be shit at all of them. 8. when he cant beat something he runs away instead of, what he should do... get good 9. not trying to improve, he puts no effort into improving his play stile making him total garbage 10. coming up with excuses for LITERALLY EVERY FUCKIN DEATH, it dose not make him bad at the game it just makes him look like a total dumb ass because everyone else is having the same experience as him. 11. when he dose use a shield he dose not block half of the hits and takes tones of damage. 12 . not learning how to parry T_T ...casual. 13.letting himself get bombarded by hoard's enemy's because he ran past them and not kill them. 14.having an amazing ability to find a wall and hug it so then his camera gets fucked up and then complain about it. 15. not looking where he is going when he is rolling away then getting stuck. 16. AND THE WORST THING HE DOSE BY FAR IS... complain like a little bitch the entire time he plays the game and acts like he could do a better job at the game because of stupid shit he is doing. Let me know if I missed any, i covered most of them i'm pretty sure.

[@kylebezden]

id like to see a mod done "fixing" the the "mistakes" he points out and see just how easy it is

[@bijouxas6193]

it won't make u jump the basic controls are set to stick jump

[@AnimeisGarbage]

Kyle Bezden does*

[@pliskin101]

Shit, I've beaten all of the Souls games without parrying (Can't get the time right, but can parry perfectly in Bloodborne, go figure). But DSP can't even roll and counterattack right, spamming it all the time.

[@pyatig]

The biggest mistake is him being alive. Glitch in the matrix

[@towelie5127]

can't wait for" this how sekiro shadows die much more than twice"

[@noobishmacgaming]

I feel like him getting dominated 67 times by a fair boss is the universe's way of dispensing karma for his bullshit " return to dark souls 1" playthrough. He literally sat back and watched other people lead / give items or weapons / beat the bosses for him. This was justice.

[@RossardJames]

I don't think this is too long at all. If anything I'd watch even more. DSP dying never gets old tbh.

[@ericsbuds]

+RossardJames the excuses are just unbelievable sometimes. makes you wonder if he has any self awareness at all.

[@zachl1226]

Probably the longest TIHYDP I've ever watched (both parts combined). Viewed all 7 hours, 36 minutes, and 22 seconds of Philbert's stupidity and rage and kept laughing my ass off. Solid work, man.

[@Ouroboros619]

Must have been grueling work sifting through Phil's 'kwahlity kahntent', but you did it, and made a great vid. Kudos to you and hey, I got into a TIHYDP! My life is complete. In memory of Champion Gundyr.

[@ShopperKungVtuber]

did anyone tell him to use that gamepad viewer or something to make us see what he press i now really want to see

[@StrifeSoul990]

He wouldn't do it because it would expose his lies.

[@lapsedilationdrive3943]

3:03:07. watch the fcking video,dumbass.

[@SlipknotMachinehead]

Lapse Dilationdrive chill my nigga

[@JBonjubia]

@@lapsedilationdrive3943 That's not what he is talking about *dumbass* . DSP would claim to roll for example, but it didn't come out, that's entirely different from input delay. He would say he pressed x, but a roll came out because hes making excuses for being bad. The games inputs on console are delayed yes, but they aren't wrong. The game doesnt magically make him roll when he presses X. He just likes to make excuses for being shit. Example: 1:40:24

[@NEEDbacon]

On one hand, phil would never do so cause that would take effort to implement. On the other other hand, it would be glorious to see his supposed "Dropped inputs".

[@MatthewsStories]

God his snorting is so gross

[@hectorwilson663]

Hahahahaha when he tries to pretend he figured stuff out by himself it's so terribly acted hahaha

[@simplecal5564]

I love how he keeps saying "Wow i didn't do anything!", like no shit, that's why you kept getting hit in the face with a halberd. :) EDIT: His laugh makes me wanna die.

[@popo0129]

I remember him saying he didn't do anything and the guy still attacked or whatever in the previous part. I'm like ok so the enemies who are guarding the area you are in, are suppose to just wait until you do something?

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

he sounds like the fuckin count from sesame street

[@alexandrumarin8981]

It feels like his laugh is never genuine. There's always (and I know this is gonna sound corny) literal hate in his "joy". He doesn't even laugh like ha ha ha or he he he or even ahahah it's more of an AA-H-AA-H-AA-H

[@drbuni]

@@alexandrumarin8981 I don't this guy ever laughed himself hoarse, or to the point of wheezing. You know that kind of laugh that robs you from your air, and you end up with your stomach hurting or your cheeks sore? His "laughing" truly makes me believe he doesn't know the joy of, well, feeling joy.

[@ILCOVERU]

>DSP calls Gwyndolin a she 0\10

[@inspector4204]

Right after he said "he's the dude who looks like a chick" too.

[@Vladicarus]

so in a sense..i guess DSP is kinda tight...Gwyndolin would count as a transexual male..right? so..it's a she. aka a dude..but..what.

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

+Vladicarus Gwyndolin never officially identifies as a woman. He was raised like a girl, but if how you were raised is what determines your gender, then we wouldn't have transgendered people in the first place. Also, he is referred to as 'Lord' Gwyndolin. Not 'Lady' Gwyndolin.

[@Vladicarus]

Angus the Skeleton true. it's been a bit since i played Dark souls 1.

[@JBradDragon]

TRANSEXUALS IN MY ANOR LONDO?!?! THATS NOT IN THE ANOLS OF HISTORY!

[@pt8306]

"Projectiles can't change direction in real life! That's bullshit!" *during his DS2 lightning spear run* Oh what, he ducked and dodged my projectile! That's bullshit! Why doesn't it track!

[@mikib6262]

>Magic balls of fire casted by sorcerers can't change direction in real life

[@reignofrock]

The amount of times he died to Gundyr is staggering.. I think I did three times my first playthrough? Madness.

[@erdflower]

"in bloodborne and this game i'm trying to do things legit" except in bloodborne he grinded so much that he became ridiculously overleveled and made things super easy........

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Lv 97 Vicar Amelia or whatever, wasn’t it?

[@GuyWithTriangle]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll what the fuck?!?!

[@dodojesus4529]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll how?

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

dodo jesus You can put off killing Amelia for a looooong time, as there are some optional detour areas (like Hemwick) you can explore first. Plus he grinded like crazy.

[@Robbay363]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll I think bloodborne first patch had a dupe glitch which he must have used. It gets to a point where you need like 75,000 echoes to level up in the 90s and you would have to farm early (or even early mid) enemies for literal days before getting that overleveled.

[@notenoughtime9515]

Pontiff: 43 deaths Gundyr: 67 DEATHS!!! Nameless: 39 (thanks fans) I can recognize a pro gamer when I see one. DSP is a pro scrub.

[@Voldine2]

That's an insult to scrubs. No fair comparing them to this Dan Hibiki-wannabe.

[@Mygrandpaspodcast]

See the thing is... DSP can be good when he actually wants to he’s just “not trying and having fun” lmao

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

You know, we always used the “hit your head against the wall” analogy for souls games, and Yahtzee popularized it for normies looking in. I wonder if Phil just believed that it was 100% true and with no caveat and just thinks this is normal. I mean, I have an actual learning disability and the reflexes of your average rock and even I didn’t die as much before getting to know the patterns and/or just farming for different gear if I thought my build was just shit for that particular boss. Like honestly this is not an actual biological issue on Phil’s part. Actual retards like me do better than this. It’s like he just doesn’t even try to learn or change his approach at all.

[@ForeverLaxx]

@@thespanishinquisition4078 He likes to tout "play it your way" as a positive, but the problem is that he only wants to play mindlessly. It's his belief that he should be able to stumble through every game with little to no effort put into it because "that's the point of a game; to be fun." Nevermind that fun is subjective and even when playing games meant for 8 year olds he still manages to completely bungle them up beyond recognition.

[@vahlok1426]

On my first playthrough Potiff: About 5 or so Champ: First try Nameless: About 10 (he was legit hard) Phil makes my brain hurt... How do you lose to a buffed tutorial boss over FIFTY TIMES!?

[@joshuapaprcraft1339]

DSP:Oh it's the same boss *dies to gundyr 60 times* DSP:It didn't roll!

[@planetzdr]

Best thing about the Gundyr boss fight is that it’s a totally optional boss so DSP didn’t even need to spend all that time with multiple videos of him getting wrecked. Good work Gundyr.

[@theperfectcrabbo9414]

Im proud of Gundyr. I love this 2nd phase of him, sometimes i just let him rag on me or watch him chase after me cuz i like his look, armor, Weapon, and such. Then i parry him. Rest sweet champion, and thank you.

[@Choppytehbear1337]

Phase 2 normal Gundyr: Abyss snake Phase 2 Champion Gundyr: Starts trying

[@blacksunempire2878]

Champion Gundyr Another added to DSP's most powerful nemeses... - Ukbuk the Black (Shadow of Mordor) Ludwig, The Accursed/Ludwig, The Holy Blade (Bloodborne) Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos (Bloodborne) The Commander (Lords of the Fallen) Champion Gundyr (Dark Souls 3) - Anyone know of any others for the list?

[@iandouglas2023]

I never thought I’d be cheering on a dark souls boss until I saw the people’s champion, Gundyr, curb stomp him for that long. Goodnight, sweet prince.

[@Sewo739]

I'm so sorry you had to suffer through all of his "walkthrough". If I were you I would probably be on antidepressants after making this montage. Great work though!

[@SirJamesDTech]

Interesting how pissed off he gets when he can't cheese a game. I think it's clear that this guy actually doesn't like gaming at all...the way he continually refers to gaming as "busting his ass" and rarely appears to be enjoying himself. When he knows the camera is on, that is. Gaming to Phil is just the means to putting off adult responsibilities like an actual job, yes I fucking said it, and putting on big boy pants. It's sad really.

[@YurameshiVT]

"It's an ember. It's garbage". You mean the survival tool you haven't been using which explains why you're struggling so fucking much?

[@8milestudio]

He probably looked it up (you know he fucking did), and found out it’s how you get invaded, couldn’t have that on stream! Ackackackackack!

[@cantthinkofaname2928]

2:19:01 R.I.P. King Gundyr. You'll always hold a place in my heart.

[@superbo981]

Love the details in this one like how it shows which part of DSP's playthrough certain scenes take place in. Love the real death counter too. Good job on not over using comments and not adding too much unecessary stuff. I prefer my TIHYDPs to focus more on Phil's failures rather than distractions. About the actual playthrough, I honestly prefer this to his DS2 one in which he overelied on Lightning Spears. For better or worse, Phil relied more on his (lacking) natural skill instead of grinding which makes this even more fun to watch. The Gundyr arc was hilarious too. Since Phil relied more on skill than in other Souls playthrough, he ended up fucking up and dying a lot more which explains why this one is a 2 parter. So far, this is my favorite TIHYDP of the year.

[@stefangrujic3352]

"thats my fault! suuuure THATS MY FAULY EVERYBODY" is it still sarcasm when he's telling the truth?

[@Megadeth7811]

This video is 4 fucking hours. DSP getting owned by Gundyr takes up half of that time. Let that sink in.

[@witheredharp]

him getting hit every single time aldrich teleported was hurting my soul. took him 3 times before he even realized it was doing damage jesus christ