This is how you DON'T play MGS3.

[@evilaj2010]

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[@xboxgamer474246]

Are we honestly that surprised?

[@trams33]

This guy is a joke, he seems to hate every game because he sucks at them and instead of blaming his lack of skill, he blames the game itself what a child.

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

Alex Smart its just his lack of skill and him thinking mgs is call of duty. 😒

[@naught_.]

***** On 14:25, when the enemy threw a grenade at the door, why did that hit Snake? I haven't played MGS3 (unless the 3DS demo counts) so I don't really know why that hit him.

[@crmnsrl]

I mean he was a bit rude when saying it but in my opinion he's kinda right.

[@Ryotaiku]

Fun fact: Kojima originally wanted the fight with the End to last for several weeks. Thanks to DSP's incompetence, that dream can be fulfilled.

[@AidGum]

In real time?

[@Ryotaiku]

PlasmaPower Not sure. All my sources just say weeks.

[@solarstrike33]

SomecallmeJohnny just set his system clock forward.

[@aioxx4733]

I'm at 43:00 .....Jesus Christ DarkSydePhil is heavily disabled. 1:04:20 My god SHUT UP...this guy is so hateable It's comforting to know that if this was a real life situation he'd charge straight forward into sniper fire. 1:22:50 Complains about not being able to kill/knock out with melee, a dude wearing a goddamn space helmet? wtf did he think would happen if he tried to punch a guy in full armour? Complains so much about bosses having moments of invincibility to recover so he can't cheese them, even though he benefits from the exact same mechanics countless times throughout the video. OK Phil, if they made the mechanics such that one shot would kill anyone, snake included, how would you fare then? you'd never complete it

[@dogeofdojima3813]

+Atheoi X U know what kojima should update all metal gear games so they have a question at the beggining saying Are you DSPgaming if so you will have unskippable codec calls and cutscenes along with automatic very easy mode enjoy! #Difficulty DSPmode - via YTPak(.com)

[@guugilgakiraida3136]

If this guy was in The Cobras he'd be called The Whine

[@TheTofuGod]

+guugil ga kiraida The Idiocy more like

[@AlexReyes-oj1wy]

The Disappointment.

[@gidioter]

+guugil ga kiraida Don't kid yourself, cobras would eat him alive.

[@AlexReyes-oj1wy]

SNAKE EATTTEEEERRR

[@fireydylan1043]

his first mission would end with him being "accidentally" pushed off a cliff

[@blakeb106]

He gets stuck before he even gets to difficulty select

[@m0rShh]

"We're literally ten seconds into the game and Kojima got a plug" HE MADE THE DAMN GAME BRUH

[@AtheistJr]

A Hideo Kojima Game A DarkSydePhil Failure

[@cogsworther1639]

Me, opening a book and reading the first page, "Oh man, already the author and publisher are plugging themselves, smh my head."

[@LegendaryAceAttorney]

@@cogsworther1639 Bro do you not know what smh stands for? Why did you say shake my head my head lmao

[@iSuckAtGamesGG]

i think he was joking​@@LegendaryAceAttorney

[@tidusmi2]

He used CQC once the entire video and it was by complete accident.

[@Oz_of_Astora158]

AND HE DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK! lolololol

[@thesupersonicstig]

Imagine if you had no choice but to defeat Volgin and The Boss with CQC only?

[@thesupersonicstig]

Imagine if you had no choice but to defeat Volgin and The Boss with CQC only?

[@kobiparker9231]

+thesupersonicstig I haven't played the game and I was wondering what CQC meant.

[@tidusmi2]

Kobi Parker Close Quarters Combat

[@Big_Finger_Jim]

I’m surprised that The End didn’t die of old age in Phil’s playthrough

[@rat4992]

this comment is really funny lmao

[@ChildishAndy]

It's probably cause he has a personality of beating old people Don't take that seriously

[@chips989]

literally what i was thinking lmfao

[@matthewjones39]

If you didn’t already know, that can actually happen.

[@Ebilryu]

I'm surprised the end didn't kept giving away his position by laughing out loud at dsp

[@royrio1378]

FIghts against a legendary sniper in the middle of the forest: "Where's my shotgun???" Fights against a guy with a flamethrower in an enclosed tunnel: "My sniper rifle won't let me zoom!!!"

[@LeorFlor]

I always defeated The End with the shotgun. It is very effective at close range XD

[@zapp145]

I mean in all fairness, I non-lethalled the fury with the Mosin, if you stick to the ends of tunnels sniping isn't a terrible option once it's lit up a little

[@darksoulsismycity]

@@zapp145 Well, with a good amount of Camo Index you can prevent him from seeing you from that distance It is essential to the strategy as his flamethrower attack can cover the entire corridor

[@ArchDuke22]

timestamp for shotgun moment?

[@Mahoromatic]

@@ArchDuke22 33:25

[@mrorlov2706]

"Insulting Kojima gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever."

[@alexandrumarin8981]

The funniest thing is that he calls Kojima's name appearing on screen a "plug" as if he didn't actually work on the game and earned his name in the credits.

[@ishansingh9633]

he plays off his own lack of knowledge of how deep the game mechanics are like it's kojima's fault. literally barreled thru all the mgs games while bitching & moaning about the consequences when he got spotted? in a stealth game??? bro????

[@andrewperez9924]

“Unless you wanna pawn your stuff online you will be canceled it might sell as a collectors item”

[@andrewperez9924]

@@ishansingh9633 you can’t understand humor and I kinda feel sorry for you.

[@JJsiN84]

Imagine if that popped up on one of the death screens for him, lol.

[@FattyFantastic]

You can actually HEAR the gears in Phil's head turning every time he finally stops to read the weapon/item descriptions.

[@MiChAeL98332]

FattyFantastic no way is his brain that complex, it has to be a hamster running in a wheel,

[@teovinokur9362]

you know the dial-up internet sound?

[@grindhouseradio1418]

Less turning and more squealing and bursting into flames due to lack of grease

[@rikpien2925]

I hear the gears They are rusty and broken

[@BaderMansouri]

@@rikpien2925 if he uses them too much smoke starts coming out of his ears

[@ZaptheZombie]

I had an extremely similar experience with the leeches, but after literally ten minutes I was like "well my stamina doesn't usually go down this fast. I'll check the cure menu to see if maybe something's wrong." I was literally 12

[@JuriSins]

It took me two minutes to reattach a suppressor on a MK22. I was 11.

[@Speed74LP]

I recently started MGS3 as i want to play them all (love the games so far!) and it also took me a few minutes to notice that my stamina goes down incredibly fast and i also checked the cure menu. What makes this even more embarrassing here is, that Phil has part of his health in RED, means he is actually injured, but doesn't even think about getting to the cure menu to maybe tread those bullet wounds.... (And to tread the leeches...)

[@DaKoler]

@@Speed74LP Dont tread on my bullet wounds

[@merces47letifer4]

@@Speed74LP Oh man I'm jealous. You played one of the most wonderful series of video games ever for the first time. Good times.

[@BAGS00_24]

@@Speed74LP same here man!

[@DrFamine]

Holy shit, Dsp is great background noise for studying. I somehow automatically try to block his voice out and actually concentrate harder on my books.

[@user-ir8rd6oy4w]

It makes me study harder so that I don't have to listen to him anymore. Works like a charm.

[@OperationDEEZ]

+Dr Famine I use DSP as a punishment for whenever I goof off.

[@Caine61]

+Dr Famine DSP is great motivation for me to study as well, because if I ever fail out of school, I'd probably end up with a life just like his.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Yeah, similar reason why I like those videos as background while I work out.

[@Milkra]

OMG YOU TOO? It makes me actually try harder, because I think to myself "no matter how much I suck, I can't be as bad as DSP".

[@insomniacsnorlax]

"I see mines" *Walks into mine 3 seconds later*

[@thevigilante5623]

I have Autism, even I can beat his ass at Metal Gear!

[@odakein6621]

"Maybe you're not the Big Boss we hoped for afterall" Ocelot

[@BadassEFdriver]

We hoped for afterall* lol

[@odakein6621]

Guess I didn't die that often x) I'ma correct it immediately thanks ;)

[@Frolsa84]

"Afterall" is also incorrect. Remedy this situation immediately.

[@odakein6621]

Frolsa84 What's the exact line then ?

[@ghostsade3]

Afterall is not a word. The phrase is "after all."

[@redsmash870]

_Does this pantywaist know what he's doing?_

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Nope. Makes the fact he was like "Basic Actions? Bah, I don't need to do that shit!" all the more hilarious.

[@metalmugen]

Fucking started laughing out loud in the middle of the night

[@dmc1673]

Obviously not.

[@masterbison8957]

Is this a rhetorical question ?

[@akumati4061]

Anonymous Prime it's a quote from the game

[@Romanplaystation]

When he was fighting The End, I was convinced the ancient sniper would die of old age. When he was fighting The Fury, I was convinced I would.

[@matthewjones39]

If you didn’t know, the end can actually die from old age.

[@Aozora333]

Poetry, my friend xD

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Tf, I beat them as a child multiple times. Just runaround with thermal goggles and it’s impossible for him to hide, man

[@charliekelly7515]

"there's no auto shot, i have to manually aim" i don't think i've ever heard something so pathetic in my life

[@solidsnakesfan2929]

Apparently this is the same guy who, while saying that modern games suck, also plays CoD. Thus, he is used to the whole auto-aim concept. There is nothing wrong with playing a game like CoD, mind you, but a person like DSP should play his games off the stream because he bitches every time that the game is cheating. Yes, some games can be hard, but it doesn't mean that they cheat. Plus, during the epic cutscenes, he resorts to passing jokes that are not even funny and thus the whole ambiance of the cutscenes is lost for viewers who remember them in a good light.

[@bird1ee._..__._._.__._.613]

@@solidsnakesfan2929 most msg games have auto aim just the game requires your brain to still function while playing

[@solidsnakesfan2929]

@@bird1ee._..__._._.__._.613 yeah.

[@WriterPlaysMTG]

“Boo Hoo I have to aim”

[@theenglishman]

@@bird1ee._..__._._.__._.613 True - Metal Gear games will auto aim at centre mass, and if you want a headshot you need to aim.

[@raizumichin]

It's like watching your grandad trying to use a cellphone.

[@kaptainkoffee9074]

raizumichin but your grandad will provide results.

[@mihirlavande]

Except your grandad gets it eventually.

[@lancescreepyreading]

Fah! Quiet you ol' whipper snapper!

[@Litepaw]

It's this mephone's fault i can't read my Facebook mails, where is the askjeeves again? Maybe he knows

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

I know right it makes my nipples hard enough to fucking cut glass.

[@makodium7003]

I am no MGS expert but it is common sense to not fight a sniper with a close ranged shotgun

[@alevasdiox]

Mako Dium Unless you flank him or you were behind enemy lines, even then you can use a fucking sniper rifle which takes less time

[@Spherehead123]

+alevasdiox To be specific, unless you're smart on how to flank. Unlike DSP

[@halo091]

Also those were crocodiles not alligators. Alligators look more menacing and crocodiles have long thin noses

[@robotbjorn4952]

RSE 167 You might have that backwards.

[@bigboysdotcom745]

It's actually really fuckin easy to take his ass down with the Mk22. Although in DSPs case, I don't think he belongs even attempting the fight with heavy artillery.

[@hughjanus700]

I love his dumbfounded "wuuuut???" every time he gets spotted as if he didn't just run into their fov

[@thesupersonicstig]

I'm playing the MGS series for the first time! I like MGS1! I like MGS2! I like MGS3! "Let me get the instruction manual!"

[@SSJRandomMaster]

"I need my hand held at every opportunity and the game should bend over backwards to let me win!"

[@thesupersonicstig]

+SSJRandomMaster Campbell: "Phil, turn the game console off right now!". Phil: "Wut?" Campbell: "You are a complete failure. Cut the power right now.!"

[@CrashJC123]

:D

[@desfox3685]

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning-fork, does a raw blink or hari-kari rock! I need scissors! 61!

[@thesupersonicstig]

+???DesFox ??? Honestly though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

[@Acksn]

It's funny how 4 years later this video is still relevant

[@ELITEsd]

Yep. Even this video was recommended in KZbin's home page.

[@thegromlin6736]

Honestly, I'm on my first playthrough of this game, the only other one I've done is MGSV (I didn't complete it, I wanted to play the games in chronological order of the time line). I suck at this game. Especially the stealth. But I feel so much better about myself after watching this, makes me feel like a pro comparatively.

[@befrnigel]

Erin ThePanda You did the right choice, MGS3 is the best and help to understand the backstory of "Big Boss" :) This game is not that hard, DSP is just dumb and can't read what he's suppose to do even when it's right it's in front of him.. You shouldn't have any problem to finish it. :)

[@thegromlin6736]

Yagami Raïto my biggest problem is that I suck at stealth. It's not just metal gear though, I had a hard time with dishonoured too. I've only been playing for a couple hours and I'm at the part where I'm heading to groznyj grad

[@ELITEsd]

Erin ThePanda Stealth is about patience, timing and strategy. Well, i don't like forcing people to do something they're probably not fond of, like you suck at stealth. I understand. I used to suck at stealth too but that doesn't mean I give up. There's always be a way to get better at it right? But don't worry, you'll get better at it. Just don't give up.

[@Twice_Baked_Tato]

When I first saw the name and thumbnail of this video I thought it was a two and a half hour speedrun through the game naked and running and gunning, boy am I disappointed.

[@TheExFatal]

Ethan Deyarmond same here, I thought "this is how you DON'T play MGS3" means "you won't ever be able to play as good as me", but hoo boy I was wrong

[@J20M]

The End is probably one of the most beautiful and well designed boss fights in all video games and he managed to make it painful to watch

[@YuuyaKZMI]

To be honest I hated it, but I didn't get frustrated about it.

[@redhoodmashups5045]

The End would probably be a tad easier if this dude had gotten the Thermal Goggles (made that mistake with The Fear so I just made a new save file). Also, when I eventually got to The End with my Thermal Goggles, it was still a pretty frustrating boss battle for me and beaten him within an hour or two. I thought I was pretty bad at the boss battle with The End, but I was still so happy that I just finished him off. This guy in the video though, did not have one iota of any sort of strategy going into the boss battle, I’ve learned the hard way (The Fear without the Thermal Goggles). The guy didn’t even use any other type of CQC (didn’t snap the neck, didn’t choke anybody out, didn’t knock anybody out by slamming their head hard onto the ground, didn’t even hold a GRU soldier hostage and shoot the enemies in front of him, and worst of all he didn’t even slit anybody’s throats). I’d critique this KZbinr on everything else he’s done in the game but I don’t think I have enough time to do so, but in short… This guy is a freaking amateur (Also can’t wait to see his reaction when he finishes the game and loads the game to be greeted by the beginning cutscene, you still get to keep the partriot that you get from The Boss/The Joy)

[@bionicmanspeedruns]

first playthrough it was hard don't lie

[@mrwri]

When I was 17 some asshole on a motorbike hit into me on the pavement, knocked me down and completely tore my leg out of it's socket. When I got to hospital they had to put it back in immediately before they could even operate so I was awake for the whole thing. Unbeknown to me my testicle had retracted up into my body, and when the doctor shoved my leg bone back in with about as much force as he could muster, my testicle was still inside the hip socket, and got partially crushed. And that wasn't even a fraction of how painful watching this dip shit play Metal Gear was.

[@ahBubber]

Meester Writer Fuck, that made my balls tingle

[@weshansen7892]

Omfg same here! Please tell me that's not true!

[@mrwri]

raulprima I still have testicles. Or were you talking to dsp?

[@Gam3rnathan]

Meester Writer Nice copypasta m8

[@mrwri]

Gam3rnathan hard to copy when you op

[@laughingwarlock]

My god how did people watch this man unironically for years.

[@Spindrift]

sometimes you have to find something better than what you have in order to realize that what you have really sucks

[@babyswithrabies]

he's not bad on a lot of games. he just gets winey on games that he has trouble with. like story based games he's rather entertaining. of course any comment on what someone does or doesn't enjoy is completely subjective so no real objective answer could be reached.

[@Koozomec]

@@babyswithrabies a lot of games doesn'y require any skills at all. He suck on basic human skills (low awareness, artogance and indecision) it's what is fun with this kind of compilations.

[@J20M]

At first he wanted to be like AVGN...but then he became kind of like the irate gamer. But now he’s just an E-Beggar

[@mortemssoul6342]

Ian Price the bar was really low back then

[@DrMadd]

I just want to say that I'm in the middle of my first play through of this game at the time of this post (which is also my first game in the series) and I thought I was doing bad. Then I saw this.

[@23madberty]

You must have felt like a pro. Lol

[@DrMadd]

23madberty The only time I felt like I was screwing up was during the final fight with the boss. Is there a faster way to do it then just wait in the flowers and snipe her because that's all I did.

[@julioangulo664]

Set claymores, hunt her down with automatic weaponry (I prefer the lmg). Note: If your CQC isn't on point boss will put you down hard when she disarms you. So when she gets close just holster and engage her hand to hand. Strategy works well for THE END as well. ( don't CQC though, this man has a mean push kick;shit will lay you out)

[@PhantomRenegades94]

I just beat it for the first time last night, my CQC sucks so I had a hard time with The Boss. I just kept using stun grenades, the knife, and shotgun.

[@eazyd1514]

themetalsonic94 lol

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

I want there to be an achievement in the coming collection called "Where's the shotgun" for beating The End with only shotgun rounds.

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

Sorry to disappoint you

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 yeah... expecting anything like that from Konami was a mistake

[@shawnfields2369]

​@@MichaelHill-sg8ksSorry to hear that...but maybe the upcoming MGS3 Snake Eater Remake will hopefully have that achievement? No seriously, I hope it has one like that. I love Snake Eater, it probably IS the best MGS game in the series, and it's technically the first one in the MGS timeline, and for it to maybe be the best, is saying a LOT, because you could pretty much say almost ANY MGS game is the best one MGS game in the series, except the one with the zombies...that was laughably bad. But Snake Eater, MGS1, Sons of Liberty, Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, MGS4, and especially Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, could ALL be considered the "Best MGS Game Ever". They could seriously all tie for first place.

[@valericiovs5683]

I think I lost some brain cells during the Eva cutscenes.

[@bigboijacob7602]

Valericiovs I think I lost brain cells through the whole thing

[@DayLateGamerWill]

I lost a large portion of grey matter watching the fight against The End

[@shawnfields2369]

@@DayLateGamerWill I'm sure everyone watching lost some brain cells. I can barely even remember where in the hell I even am right now. Who are you? Where am I? What game is this? Is any good it? EVA is name of blond lady? Whta otter ladle nam? Ugh... head feel hurty after watting Phillip's CD-I play thru gam. Sorry.

[@Smiley0.1]

You lost some and gave em to Phil? Lol

[@mr.gamechanger5541]

So that’s why I felt more and more retarded as time went along

[@senseofjustice0218]

Oh geez, Phil trying to no-scope The End might be one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. "Watch this!" *misses 10 shots*

[@groznjigradsoviet1366]

He should’ve used the time skip if he was gonna be that bad at it

[@BaderMansouri]

50:04 that animal must’ve felt disappointed to get no scoped by phil

[@Sparrows1121]

Was funny how the game took away his shotgun at that part haha

[@PanPan42069]

DSP is the type of person to buy metal gear survive

[@FancyHat]

Don't you need friends to play it with you? He scared all of his off.

[@MrTheil]

Honestly he would. He’s gotta scrape some cash in somehow

[@breadgeorge_]

@Jameson Guthrie It's average at most

[@sharonchristensen]

@Jameson Guthrie Not as bad as many people say, but still, VERY mediocre

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

@@sharonchristensen Charging $20 for a save slot, though, takes it from mediocre to special kind of evil.

[@Grasschamp01]

For each of the Cobras, DSP has his own group that fights them. We have The Bad, The Sluggish, The Impatient, The Rage, The Cheat and The Salt. Such good soldiers of their times...not really!

[@thegromlin6736]

I thought I really sucked at this game (I still do), but I feel a lot better about myself now.

[@thevigilante5623]

Same, I suck at MGS, but not this bad!

[@Crosion]

I really didn’t think anyone could be this bad

[@higgs135]

Everybody sucked at this game, everyone. It's just they don't record it. Phil doesn't do that, most of his playthroughs are fresh and raw

[@Crosion]

Emily Brunhilde it’s not just him sucking at the game, it’s his annoying personality and always blaming the game. Sure, everyone sucked at it their first go, but not to this degree

[@BLCK_MTAL]

Just keep playing and youll eventually get used to the game,and youll know where everything is,im not that good at games either,but with alot of practice youll be real good and youll be as better as dipshit pete gaming

[@Gekson1992]

Phil: Ugh, this is dumb. Why are there so many tutorials?? Also Phil: Bullshit! Why doesn't the game explain anything??

[@Ocelot35]

First time the end died of old age without anyone changing the system's internal clock...

[@dougieboysupreme3438]

11:26 “they were still looking for me, so I thought I should go piss without pausing, now I’m dead, bad game”

[@thewayfayer3268]

That has to be like a deep fake or something, no way he ACTUALLY did that, and said that

[@grindhouseradio1418]

During the final boss HE STILL HAS THE LEECHES FROM PART ONE, I REPEAT, HE STILL HAS THE LEECHES

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

I haven't laughed a lot in ages.

[@ciroaldorisio8034]

My man was going for that leech rank

[@jack_as_killer]

LMFAO bruh no way God what a dumbass

[@DaVeganZombie]

@@ciroaldorisio8034 he’s achieved it in real life my dude.

[@frostedlambs]

wow only he could fuck up a tutorial that tells him how to get rid of the leeches

[@andersonaldo1340]

Only came here to watch him endlessly complain about The End. I was not disappointed.

[@IAmTheStig32]

The End-less complaining.

[@JustSomeGuy900]

You can kill him earlier in the game if you already have the sniper

[@JustSomeGuy900]

GamingWolf_YT RIP

[@theberg2035]

Romet ROS but that’s not giving the end a worthy final battle

[@Bklyn988]

56:40 Whats the matter? I'm over here! 😅😅😅😅

[@lxjoe96]

So disappointed that he didn't get insta-tranqed and dragged back to Graniny Gorki during the The End fight, that would have completed my life

[@GeorgeSalonikh]

lxjoe96 Same, because he was playing on easy or normal, he had abudant amount of time and chances to recover his stamina and hunt for food. It would have been the best thing to watch him go back and forth the lab and the forest, and even watch him struggle to break free from the cell, or figure out the sorrow fight, but the people back then were taking him so seriously that they actually helped him out in the comments.

[@mastermitser5693]

@@GeorgeSalonikh Γειά σου Γιώργο! Πως Γίνεται ένας θρύλος να βλέπει των DSP;;;

[@christosstamato527]

@@mastermitser5693 δεν ξέρω ρε συ Μήτσο ..... και συ εδώ ε ?

[@mastermitser5693]

@@christosstamato527 γιατί είμαστε εδώ; Για να υποφέρουμε;

[@christosstamato527]

@@mastermitser5693 αχα

[@salt5825]

Nobody seemed to be pointing out the fact that Phil tried using CQC on The Fury after attacking him with exclusively lethal weapons. Not only was he trying to punch a dude with a fucking flamethrower, but he doesn't even realize that CQC drains stamina, not health

[@KasumiRINA]

found the timecode by sheer accident, it's at 1:22:52

[@jackcoleman1784]

While strikes technically are a part of CQC the majority of it concerns holding up and controlling an enemy which is what people are talking about when they say he doesn't use CQC. You could strike enemies in every MGS game before this and as far as I'm aware every MGS game after but you couldn't really hold enemies up until MGS2. And you couldn't interrogate until MGS3. Also maybe I'm misremembering but throws didn't knock enemies out until MGS3.

[@Limeking_]

@@jackcoleman1784if you throw them multiple times they get knocked out I think

[@jackcoleman1784]

@@Limeking_ Yeah maybe. Which makes them much less useful and would be why I don't remember them knocking guards out.

[@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838]

*The Boss dies* 10 year old immature me: “wow, a woman trapped between sacrificing her life legacy to follow her mission and honor. Her ultimate act of love and honor will be to be known as a traitor. What a sad moment” Philburt: *Ack* *Ack* *Ack*

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

it sets me off how much he does not give a fuck about story telling

[@Theevil6ify]

He's like fucking Eric Cartman with shit that's supposed to be poignant and emotional. He just has no fucking comprehension of it, everything is either made into a terribly lame joke, or just ignored. Like he just can't process deeper emotions besides "dis fucking stupid I hate it". I haven't even played this game myself and I even knew it was great pathos.

[@tamacat920]

i mean he chooses not to give a fuck about story but its stupid when he chooses not to give a fuck about learning the game and then complains about it.

[@DanielAyy]

You played an M rated game when you were 10? Cool.

[@YuuyaKZMI]

@@DanielAyy More common than you think. It's because there's this peer pressure of "not being cool" if you don't play M-rated games as a kid.

[@psycholonya]

"Who would even bother with changing camo this often? Micro-management in an action game dude." Its Metal Gear Solid. Go back to Call of Duty.

[@liziwe2008]

Daniel GamingReturned couldn't have said it better

[@Lmemn]

Daniel GamingReturned Do you think he is serious? Lmao You have bit the bait

[@zedoctor3724]

We don't want him. He sucks ass at that too.

[@adamoleoni2272]

But he is right. Changing clothes is boring and unnecessary. Even kojima realized that, that's why he never used this feature again.

[@NishaPerson]

"Never used this feature again." Have you played Peace Walker? Or Phantom Pain? Or hell even MGS4?

[@TakaBrute]

HE TURNS OFF COMMENTS NOW LOL

[@glitchmaster2672]

He will never beat videogames now.

[@HoseB932]

GlitchMaster2 He has the stream chat on Twitch... and I think he moved to fighting games... Good, now we won't have to hear his "It's bad controls" BS and his Kojima insults which I bet he wouldn't say to Kojima's face if he was in person with him

[@RandalfElVikingo]

HOSE B I don't dislike Kojima but let's be real: without Konami supporting his vanity projects he is a nobody.

[@HoseB932]

You can say that about most anybody who makes/directs movies as well

[@janmarcoperezbatres2203]

@@RandalfElVikingo Death Stranding is going to sell like bread tho.

[@thespiceman9367]

I only found DSP through the Down The Rabbit Hole video, but I never truly fathomed how completely unfunny he is until actually watching him talking to himself and trying to be funny

[@josepharmstrong1531]

I just find it suprising just how bad he is at picking up systems in games.

[@nutball3756]

i find him funny because of how fucking dumb he is

[@TheRisky9]

@@nutball3756 And he's not a "I don't like him so therefore I call him dumb." He is legit dumb. As in legit low intelligence. You can sort of tell by how he speaks. You can tell how he problem solves in games (or doesn't) but it's usually that sense of unawareness and lack of comprehension.

[@nutball3756]

@@TheRisky9 Yeah stupid people are funny

[@radegast2346]

yeah,it almost hurts.

[@breadbeard9728]

That ladder segment is so atmospheric and beautiful…. Like the ambient wind and the absence of instruments to accompany the vocals gives it a feeling of empty hope. And Phil keeps yelling about “MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKE EATA”

[@scottypittman1]

I just wanna know how the hell so many people actually watched this stuff unironically? He's not that funny, and he's shit at games. The ladder segment is literally the perfect example of this guy's ridiculousness. He can't stop trying to make jokes for even a second to just enjoy the damn game. No. Phil is the living embodiment of the "No Attention Span Gamer" meme to the most ridiculous and toxic level imaginable.

[@davidoneill7554]

I really do get profoundly irritated and annoyed when Phil sings. He knows he’s not good at it but he keeps doing it anyways because he knows like one or two of his dentheads will find it funny (it’s not funny).

[@gyutarosan5311]

They should make a phil difficulty level: The enemy is born without eyes or ears, they also cant speak and are cripples, they also die when they come on screen.

[@youtubeaccount3829]

And they also don't exist! He wants to stay a 'gaming personality' (yuck), fine, but I think he should stay away from anything that has PvP or PvE in it... Maybe stick to cow-clickers and Facebook games?

[@TES99911]

It would still be too difficult for him and he would ragequit.

[@headfirstfortheskyline742]

I love how he beautifully he ruins every emotional moment in this game and seems to have no clue whats happening in the story, he probably couldn't decipher the main themes in The Hungry Hungry Catapillar.

[@johns1625]

DSP literally stopped maturing at 13. Every time he sees a girl, whether beautiful, old, ugly or otherwise, or anything even broadly female or feminine, he HAS to make a sexual comment. Literally every single time. Usually I just kind of roll my eyes when other people do this but with Phil it actually creeps me out deep in my skeleton.

[@ClassicGuy2004]

If he's single, he probably complains about it.

[@Alucard_Q_Kazoo]

@@ClassicGuy2004he’s married still, last time I checked. It’s going about as well as you can imagine lmao.

[@jacktanguay8061]

Oh man you’re behind, he’s gone full 180. Still creepy as can be. He’s terrified of sex and women now

[@johns1625]

@@jacktanguay8061 I know he does the opposite now. I recently saw him get triggered into oblivion by that talking refrigerator in that stupid game he played a few months ago 😂😂

[@Robbay363]

@@johns1625Ok I have to know what you're referring to because that sounds hilarious.

[@redgrizzlybur7810]

This is hq what's going on? "oh there's just some fuckin idiot running around our base shooting an m16, but well get him don't worry"

[@Artameful]

Frosty Gray *game over noise* "WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS LAME"

[@hideokojima7173]

The sodium chloride levels are very high in this video

[@DuSlothster]

The sodium chloride levels are very high in this video's comments

[@layers5255]

uh, dood? its salt

[@layers5255]

jimmy neutron sodium chloride meme

[@Mikemic2218]

our lord and savior in games. it's good to see you.

[@weebsneku]

He didn’t rike it

[@warlockengineer]

35:15 still gets me every time. "Whats going on the views bugged!" while Snake is sitting there with a fucking tranquilizer dart sticking out of the side of his head lmfaoooo

[@Grasmann]

I'm imagining DSP at a cliff, just jumping off while screaming "There's no way to go. Reality never explained any of this. HAHA. WOW" before he hits the ground.

[@BlairinTM]

Here's a fun thing to do: Start a game without learning any of the controls and rebind your WASD to random keys. I like to call this: DSP mode.

[@zentazym1]

I know it’s 8 years after the fact but this legit made me laugh. Kudos lmao

[@TaeGukPSO2]

The fact that he was singing when "Snake Eater" came on while Snake is climbing up the ladder annoyed me the most.

[@zackhartman2799]

Thank you. The tonal shift of the game, and he just... ruins the mood

[@williambarnes5023]

1:04:02 His response to a moving confession of enduring sexual sadism and torture for the sake of the mission is derogatory catcalling.

[@BoiGamer124]

Jesus Christ, seeing him react that way during that scene genuinely made me uncomfortable. I'd hate to see how he treats women in real life 😬

[@williambarnes5023]

@@BoiGamer124 Fortunately, he doesn't ever interact with women in real life.

[@ThirdXavier]

@@williambarnes5023 he literally has a wife

[@williambarnes5023]

@@ThirdXavier How unfortunate.

[@ninjafrog6966]

@@williambarnes5023he barely interacts with his own maid- i mean wife. no wait, i got it right the first time

[@spiritmint5929]

I think Phil's overreaction to women in games is evidence enough that he has never even slept in the same room as PandaLee.

[@richgerow3472]

This guy is to gaming what Amy Schumer is to comedy. Just flat out terrible in all regards.

[@xmm-cf5eg]

He's shit but he DID beat dark souls 3. I'd say he's more a terrible human being that can't follow directions 98% of the time.

[@brettwyatt7165]

Rich Gerow this is fake anyhow .. nobody is that simple

[@xmm-cf5eg]

@Brett Wyatt You're new to the internet aren't you?

[@sosaxphoenix]

7.62 x39mm but dark souls 3 is easier than ds1 and ds2

[@ruithebaguette2862]

No, he surpassed that, he is now the Lele Pons of gaming.

[@MynameisBrianZX]

Okay, perving over EVA is one thing, but his behavior at 1:57:14, where EVA is pushing herself off a branch that impaled her abdomen, is just psychopathic. Of all the times where EVA is onscreen, he decides that the scene where she's gravely injured is the perfect time to ramp up his perving.

[@HellfireTheAwesome]

Honestly, I thought he started to act more insane when he got pumped up while EVA explained that Volgin is a sadist and he tortured her. And then the whole "Rip off my eyelids, shove em up my ass thing." You know what, maybe I should stop there. Then again, there isn't really much left to be explained, is there?

[@hannibalburgers477]

He actually records his screen with camera. Wow.

[@thekiller7994]

@@hannibalburgers477don’t worry, DSP started using a capture card in 2013 or 2014

[@cream3281]

"What? Oh my god he has a view of me here.." He has a FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT

[@Shaymin00000]

I hope DSP doesn't decide to remove this video. That would be a true loss of art.

[@Shaymin00000]

coŋejo pestileƞte You are a true patriot.

[@PinheadLarry-py3xm]

coŋejo pestileƞte twilight.ponychan.net/chan/arch/src/130771148366.png

[@nextgentacos123]

coŋejo pestileƞte I salute you too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)7 (Hope you're not offended by this face)

[@wcimlovin9098]

Mitt Romney XIIV He's Cipher?

[@Reikis645]

coŋejo pestileƞte *salutes*

[@AnalogTeek]

What is he TALKING about??? "Plugging" Kojima? He's the one who made the fucking game?!?

[@BigDaddyZakk420]

KeybladeGuru He has no fucking clue what the words coming out of his mouth actually mean. He would bitch that Van Gogh was getting plugs by signing Starry Night.

[@dominicmgm]

Is the series supposed to start with “DSP presents MGS”?

[@DEMOBLU]

KeybladeGuru Its like complaining that Miyamoto gets plugs in a Mario game

[@hogosbazvarakh9220]

Sometimes I give DSP slack and say, ''You know, that part was actually pretty hard''. But then I remember that I beat this game when I was 10 FUCKING YEARS OLD.

[@ethanedwards3357]

The end is SLIGHTLY justified. SLIGHTLY, as it can take FOREVER. And if you turn the game off and come back too early, you fail the battle instantly. other than that... well...

[@joegrimes9232]

The quicksand part. I had a derp DSP moment. Knew it was quicksand straight away so "Aha" says me, quicksand you are meant to crawl over to distribute weight. On to you game" - drowned 3 feet in. Well shit.

[@Meerzie]

49:50 I GENUINLY NEARLY DIED LAUGHING. HE FUCKING NO SCOPED THE ANIMAL IN THE KNEES.

[@リサ-e8w]

Can't believe I've only just seen this lol! Being a big Metal Gear Solid fan! This was unbelievably painful to watch and blaming Kojima and all who worked hard on it and ignoring his own incompetence is ridiculous! It's a beautifully made game with an amazing story. Name of this game is stealth not shoot em up!

[@Czapeck]

I agree.

[@Firstname137]

Exactly! This guy frustrates me so bad! I was fairly young when I started playing these and his incompetence astounds me..

[@s3njiro901]

You don't have to be a Mgs fan for him to ruin a game

[@solidsnakesfan2929]

*One thing about DSP that annoys me the most* He puts the blame of his mistakes and his stupidity on the game and the game developer. I mean, come on. It's a stealth game. You have to sneak, not blaze the guns loudly and openly, telling the enemy sentries,"Yo look! Here I am." To be honest, I have never played MGS3 before so I might suck at first, but at least I'll play it knowing it's a stealth game. Not some CoD game.

[@evanabbott2737]

Me too! 👍

[@Alenthas]

the way he acts when he sees a female character is exactly like a friend of mine, who once thought that zeus was real because he went to a temple of his. but, to be honest, he was 14.

[@zach_the_guy5257]

Did he eventually change or is he still like that?

[@Alenthas]

i don't talk to him as much anymore but from what i know he's nowhere near dsp's level in his stupidest

[@dashsoulsthehornyone9125]

@@Alenthas Character redemption

[@AfromanJon]

44:22: "Might as well eat some food..." Not the first time Phil's said that, I suspect.

[@drshoob5247]

AfromanJon To be fair, several other people have been known to eat food from time to time

[@gt4666master]

I beat MGS 3 I think in 2005? During Christmas Break from school, I ate a deli sandwich from a local grocery store and ended up with food poisoning. I was delirious and so just, weird. I got MGS 3 as a Christmas present, and I made my first playthough. The torture scene with Volgin punching Snake to a damn pulp, literally disturbed me. The black (bag(?)) over Snake's head bothered me a lot for some reason, especially how he breathes and you can see the bag sucking in. No thanks. I am torn between choices of what my favorite game is. MGS 2 and its style was a seminal part of my childhood, but MGS 3 had more of an influence in my life. MGS (PSX) was a huge deal also, being roughly 12(?) at the time and hearing "super baby method" was always something I remembered. I love the MGS series, just started playing 4 last week, never owned a PS3, and only got a PS4 a few months ago, so yeah, hard for me to pick a favorite. Not sure why I just wrote all that, oh wait yes I do, Phil sucks, I beat MGS 3 with the fucking flu as a kid. How does anyone literally suck so bad at the only thing they do for a job. Ffs.

[@ItsRokaze]

*Basic Actions* "Forget that"

[@BabyYodu-w6u]

Hmmm how not to die... Screw it!

[@PeacefulJoint]

Sums up dsp's gamestyle to be honest

[@zach_the_guy5257]

"Common sense" I'll pass

[@shiethegal]

I am both amazed and appalled that this man just Mr. Beaned himself through one of my favorite games. I don't know a lot about dsp, but he comes off as that one kid in middle school who didn't study the night before a test and proceeds to blame the teacher for giving them a bad grade. Also, all of his interactions with EVA were just cringe/vomit inducing. It illudes me how people ever liked this sorry excuse for a human being. He honestly just makes me think that maybe Sen. Armstrong had a point in wanting to purge the weak from the earth.

[@yaboylitty6732]

Lol yoooo that first part has me rolling like hell

[@alexandrumarin8981]

@@deadchannelgoaway.-kr6tt There is one. Hope you found it and enjoyed it. If not I'll link it here. By far the highlight of that Playthrough was Sundowner's Boss Fight.

[@BaderMansouri]

Damn you want him extinct because he suck at games

[@itsjordan1042]

LMAO, Mr Beaned himself

[@johns1625]

Dude he made it all the way through Alien: Isolation without hiding. Not once. Not at all. Didn't even try. Just tried to walk through over and over again until he made it to a save. He complained the whole time, everything is scripted, or totally random, or scripted TO BE totally random, then had the guts to say it was the best survival horror game ever made after he was done.

[@HeadOfBucket]

Kojima originally wanted the fight with The End to last over a week, but was told it was impossible DSP proves them wrong

[@finnsweeney406]

Stolen comment

[@shutupgaydog827]

@@finnsweeney406 ok Finn Sweeney

[@JimmehRulez]

@@finnsweeney406 ok Finn Sweeney

[@Flabby555]

@@shutupgaydog827 Finn is right though. This comment copied the top comment of the video but changed a few words.

[@zeroperator]

The best thing about the end was how you could use so many options to find him, you see his scope giving off a reflection, you can use thermal goggles, you can use the directional mike to hear him. And then Phil goes and just runs around hoping he’ll stumble into him.

[@RealCapeCrusader]

Ok to be fair when I was younger I would do the same thing not knowing the many mechanics Cause I had a short attention span I couldn’t be bothered listening to the codec but now I’ve managed to have more patience and a better appreciation of the game and the mechanics it implemented

[@RealCapeCrusader]

But here is the thing I was maybe 12 and phill is like a grown man so the comparison isn’t really fair

[@alexanderglex4600]

He would be amazing at searching for bigfoot

[@Who-ui4jn]

Holy shit the Eva scenes were fucking unbearable.

[@hobnails]

I did think it was slightly funny how he immediately noticed her anal fixation-- her medical history shows procitis. I'm also not sure I completely believe her cover story about Fido either.

[@glitchmaster2672]

It would be funny if he did it one time. But EVERY scene, he ignores the plot points and just is fixated on her sexual spots.

[@solkonf]

- "Do not engage enemy. This is a stealth mission. Got that?" - NO.

[@HeyLookaSHOTGUN]

* Pulls out a chainsaw-grip style M60, sprints into enemy base, firing from the hip. * * Is promptly carved into little bloody ribbons by the guards he didn't catch by surprise* What the fuck?! * DSP laugh * This game is so broken, thanks Kojima! You give me the best gun in the game, but don't let me use it?! What a fag! * DSP Laugh *

[@KurwaRomek]

Amazing how the very concept of stealth is lost on this guy. He just waltzes in like he's fucking Max Payne.

[@NoneShallDefyMe]

Camp Master Noob Funny enough he failed at Max Payne 3 too lmao

[@KurwaRomek]

Lol that's not a surprise, he should avoid any game that requires some level of competence...

[@fjparasitemoreira1354]

In the box it says Tactical Espionage Stealth... Not Fps run and gun. I beat The end with old age and sniper + calm.

[@KurwaRomek]

Even if you run and gun and kill every single guard there is no excuse for being that lame. No I think this guy is in trouble every time a game demands you push two buttons at once.

[@drkinferno72]

He thinks he’s John wick

[@mr_snrub]

"If you just stand up and run around like an idiot you're bound to be spotted" Sums up phil pretty well lmao well done Boss

[@funnyjoke9225]

I like to think that every time a game has obnoxious tutorials or on screen instructions, its because a guy like DSP tested it and complained that the game never explained anything

[@YainMx]

I kinda agree with him on controls being clunky, not shit. But at times, they can get a bit clunky. Not so much that they are a problem, or a hindrance. MGS is a beauty of a series.

[@PrinceLeviathan]

That PfP tho...... and agreed.

[@GothicXlightning]

I think the main problem to me with original controllers is that, you cannot move wile crouching , you know like in MGS4,PW,MGS5 etc, it makes it so annoying that when you want to move then you get stock in the floor for 3 secs, but that is my only real complain

[@comradet0m]

That was annoying. They fixed it in the 3DS version, though (but then they also added having to tilt your 3DS to keep your balance on branches and the rope bridge which is really annoying).

[@eila2088]

comradet0m It was remade using peace walker engine so don't think they could have removed crouch walking without ton of work.

[@KOKO-fd3zr]

the biggest problem is when you enter fps mode, the camera is pointed at where snake was looking at, not you in 3rd person. idk, guess i've been spoiled by phantom pain.

[@DarthFennec]

"The cold war, the most exciting war in history." It really is though. Many of the most interesting things in history happened during the cold war. Just because there wasn't tons of people in fields shooting each other constantly doesn't mean it wasn't exciting.

[@goldfishmag8393]

War? Exciting? Get real man, war is hell

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Matty G Ooh, look at Mr. 12-year-old Philosopher over here! He thinks that war is bad! What a revolutionary new concept!

[@StilvurBee]

exciting isn't neccesarily a positive thing. i'm _SURE_ burning in a fire is exciting but no, it's not good.

[@Rokaize]

Guys. I think you’re being a bit too pedantic here. I don’t think OP actually meant exciting in a positive way. I think he was just pointing out that the Cold War was filled with a huge variety of events. Nuclear bombers crashing, planes being shot down, submarines colliding. Spying, traitors etc etc. it was a huge event that would be exciting and fascinating to learn about.

[@StilvurBee]

@@Rokaize we were talking about the first reply

[@kabbablabba4073]

1:29:40 *shoots at enemy* "we're under fire!" "no you're not" this part kills me

[@Sunheart1o1]

Does he seriously put a camera in front of his damn TV screen?

[@ItsRokaze]

Haven he used to, he now uses a capture card

[@lxjoe96]

Yeah, he eventually adopted capture... about 8 years after the rest of the world had already made the same change. That's the thing about Phil - he's always one step behind everyone else

[@34marmarmar]

Are you sure it's just one step? And are you sure it is even a step? I would say he is behind on a few chromosomes.

[@c4bb4g3]

He used to adamantly defend his old style of recording. It was amazing.

[@elephystry]

Did he in this video? Because it looks really good.

[@greenswamponion7330]

This is what peak performance looks like.

[@samuelward1148]

Green Swamp Onion It's all the GFuel good ol' KeemStar always hocks.

[@zach_the_guy5257]

The best in the country

[@3NABL3D]

I don't like it

[@byrdistheword91]

DSP: "Do I have to blow the claymores up with my gun?" Me: ".........Phil..." DSP: *gets out gun* "Let's find out." Me: "Phiiiiiiiiiiil!!!" DSP: *blows up claymore* "Oh, I'm not supposed to do that?" Me: "OMFG!"

[@solidsnakesfan2929]

byrdistheword 91 I laughed so hard at this. 😂😂😂

[@HansVHimmelreich]

after coming back to this every few years, watching it while cleaning and tidying up rooms, i just stood there and watched this part wondering if the word "stealth" means you have cause explosions

[@idontknow164]

Phil is the reason games now have the disclaimer "Basic reading ability is needed to fully enjoy this game."

[@kaptainkoffee9074]

I just started MGS today in chronological order. The disrespect and disregard for story is... displeasing.

[@hitagisenjougahara3515]

He never should have played metal gear....

[@araulius2132]

Hitagi Senjougahara I swear I see you EVERYWHERE... Like, on every video I watch. O.O

[@hitagisenjougahara3515]

Garrett Gregory m-maybe that's the point ;)

[@araulius2132]

Hitagi Senjougahara mother of God... I like the comments you post. I see you alot on Review tech USA

[@araulius2132]

Big cheese ftw

[@hitagisenjougahara3515]

Garrett Gregory maybe I could be everywhere in every universe in the multiverse if big cheese got his 200 portals back. Unborned

[@Aussie_Tom]

His commentary during the Eva scenes... (Not that the rest of it isn't god awful) reminds me of the kind of shit a 10 year old would say when he shares his dads porn mags with his schoolyard buddies. Remind me again how old DSP is?

[@BabyYodu-w6u]

Seems like a three yr old

[@boostmannen1254]

he is supposed to be in his late 30s

[@Toastconvention]

⅘⁵⁵

[@shawnfields2369]

@big crunch Apparently, he's 40. He's older than me; and I turn 28 this year, but he still acts like a big baby. Or he never matured past 12 years old. He's a 12 year old trapped in a 40 year old man's body. He certainly whines like a 12 year old.

[@TMAJ2019]

40 this year in April

[@funhow123]

There’s just something to Phil running directly in a building your supposed to be disguised for on multiple instances and somehow somehow he got through it all

[@StevenGekas]

Although, he is terrible at everything, the most annoying thing for me is the use of the thermal in the Boss fight. The scenery is so beautiful and fitting to be ruined by thermal.

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

well this is Phil we're talking about here, the guy has no idea how to appreciate story telling

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

@@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 Only he can look at something so beautiful as The End's death and start joking about his parrot crapping on him.

[@erniethan]

that is literally a good way to find her why are u complaining

[@erniethan]

@yarrak i am right you are wrong.

[@YVman24]

I did it with thermal to

[@seanedwards3536]

The worst thing is, I might be living right next to this man.

[@AmeButCool]

I agree

[@MiChAeL98332]

Sean Edwards if you are, make sure to ruin his recordings, like that guy who told him to shut up cos he was shouting when he was playing Spiderman hahaha

[@p4tient]

Sean Edwards set his house on fire

[@Kaiser_Maul]

Take Ocelot with you and leave him the rest after he sees this video.

[@eddiemac8804]

My sincere condolences.

[@nuadaotee]

You could literally read the game box and learn more about the game than Phil knows after finishing it.

[@neuro1073]

I was total dogshit at cqc in mgs 3 because I didn’t know how to use it. And I wanted to beat the boss using cqc only because I thought it would make a lot of sense for their battle. You can imagine how that turned out. And I barely won after raging for so long. But not once have I ever seen that cutscene where the planes bomb the area. I never even knew it existed until I saw this so many years ago. So thanks DSP!

[@Awwscrewit]

Love how he keeps griping about the names. Did he not notice the thirty or so times they mentioned the game took place in Russia?

[@shawnfields2369]

I'd say, nope. He probably doesn't even know what Russia is, or what language they speak there, or how they spell things differently there. He couldn't even tell Tatyana was Eva, or that Ocelot was the voice at the end credits scene. He just talked over the scenes, said the Snake Eater theme song was loud and annoying, ironically talking about himself, and said Snake should be awarded the ribbon of stupidity, when, it should be given to Phil instead. He also insults Kojima for literally some of the dumbest reasons, saying he's trolling everyone, puts his name over his games too much, what is that moron's thought process? Does his brain even ever work?

[@SadFemboy]

It literally has the Russian characters then the English translation. You would have to either not be thinking about it or just brain dead. And he was sure talking about it alot to have not thought about it.

[@Zulag7]

"Joining me today is pandalee" at least we'll never hear that again.

[@n.h.alicia3278]

To be fair, I used the shotgun against The End. It's actually the second best weapon, *as long as you can sneak up on him.*

[@jpggamer106]

Im a fan of Metal gear but im a great noob at playing the games, luckily, seeing DSP walkthrough motivated me and made me say to myself "hey, maybe im not that dumb"

[@dice1378]

Dude in all honesty, without even knowing your gameplay skills, the fact that you are willing and secure enough to question your intelligence, tells me that you are most likely league's ahead of him💯👌🏻 Good luck with your future mgs playtroughs

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

What do you even mean by "maybe"?

[@axel9473]

There is no shame in being bad at a game. No one is gonna give you a medal for being good at a singleplayer game from 2005. The issue is not being bad, it's how you handle it. DSP would instantly become 10 times better if he changed his attitude. Like imagine if he just stopped complaining for once and actually thought things through, paid the tiniest bit of attention, or even god forbit, learned from his mistakes instead of just calling the game bad...

[@DarthFennec]

>stands in fire for like thirty seconds, constantly loses health "I got hit by nothing"

[@solidsnakesfan2929]

"It's the game's fault. There's nothing I could do!"

[@Treblaine]

Phil does a real good job of making me wish the canon ending was The Boss winning.

[@condor2279]

But The Boss DID win. Getting killed by Snake was part of her plan.

[@Treblaine]

Foxtrot53 Of course, but DSP is just so annoying.

[@ozowoz]

+Foxtrot53 I'm afraid you can't... recognise a joke :(

[@EimiYoshikawa]

+ConDor But The Boss's plan was to be replaced by her brilliant young protege, who had proved he had the skill to take over her duties and protect the world. DSP has proven, if nothing else, that he doesn't meet any of those criteria. He managed to do what none of us did...he disappointed The Boss.

[@BackToFiction]

No joke; I literally had constant thoughts of killing myself while watching this video. My god....

[@someguy53299]

Clem Johnson, Esquire my cancer was in remission..... then I watched this

[@DEUCE2CON]

This is how you DON'T play Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater coming soon.

[@MacabreDaymare]

Chat is just going to handhold him.

[@insomniacsnorlax]

Imagine if The End damaged health instead of stamina.

[@warioland523]

+insomniacsnorlax It would be like Wolf and we all know how well he did when fighting her. "There is a PSG1 on the second floor armory. Second floor second floor second floor second floor." (Arrow points at second floor elevator button saying "Go here stupid.")

[@ethanedwards3357]

In a difficulty mode called "Darksideidiot", EVERYTHING should kill in one hit. hornet? DED. Cigar? DED. TRANQUILIZERS? D-E-D, DED. Oh, and to mock him, he would be called "Darksideidiot" when he died.