This Is How You Don't Play Persona 5 - Dojima World Order Edition

[@MalachiNsX10]

If this man-child actually existed in the game his palace would be the size of Asia.

[@luckynarutostar123]

who's worse? Sugimura? (Haru's...sadly fiance - still wanna kill him in game.) or phil here?

[@Beastking800]

@Kung Fu Kenny Omg, I just realised on persona 5 kaneshiro, the Mafia boss, is exactly like Phil, he sees everyone as walking ATMs, they both only care about money and always scam people and take their money and act like they own everything

[@Cyborg_M]

Man why didn’t Akechi kill Phil in the Metaverse?

[@smoothboi0642]

Try the size of pongea

[@ZerodragYT]

The phantom thieves would have a fucking field day for sure

[@elinbrood7697]

My father is playing this game while resting after a knee surgery. He's in his late 50s, he's never played a Persona game (or a JRPG made after 1984), and he's still better than Phil. His prescribed pain meds even made his commentary funnier than Phil's, and he's a lot quicker on the take too.

[@FoB952]

Brood Elin I'd pay your dad for a play through on pain meds.

[@MrMcButtfuchs]

Have your dad start a Let's Play channel.

[@MoskHotel]

Man, Ryuji from P5 had a knee injury. (Spoilers: Kamoshida caused it)

[@airiakizuki5592]

Thats not surprising, Phil is incredibly stupid and completely lacks critical thinking skills. The Elderly and children could outperform him in nearly every game hes ever played.

[@MrRed424]

Bro I’m gonna play videogames jrpgs even when I get to my golden years they are good stress relievers

[@darkchiron]

I gotta say, formatting the comments to match the Persona style was a really nice touch. A+ editing all around.

[@malikoniousjoe]

darkchiron Agreed! Top notch stuff!

[@donprudenzio]

Yeah, really well done. Kinda ironic that these video's have more, and above all actually good, editing than the original ones.

[@metaljacket8128]

darkchiron Ikr?

[@milk-el8vq]

I'm confused can u explain

[@aapa.p6028]

I love how he completely ignores the spots where he can hide. Quality content.

[@Spyno41]

Koriberian *Kuality Khantent

[@LoneWandererCollin]

Just like in Manhunt.

[@ioletsgo7539]

just like his metal gear playthroughs

[@drewbirbinpalace]

Honestly the worst part about this is how little he cares about the characters, he has a character trying to literally killing herself and all he does is make jokes. I get they're not real people but I think he's honestly a psychopath.

[@TheLaughingReaper]

Gnome Child No psychopaths tend to have very high IQ’s whereas Phil’s IQ is squarely in room temperature.

[@airiakizuki5592]

Phils a Sociopath, not a Psychopath. Slight difference.

[@Danarchy3]

Gnome child, yeah if you watch any of Phil's playthroughs of games meant to get an emotional reaction out of the player, Phil's reaction is far, or dick jokes. I agree that there is some difference between emotional situations in life and scenes in video games but Phil is just hopeless

[@calicoelacanth]

Even worse is that he compared himself to Shiho in one of the episodes

[@Domino365]

The part that got me was how he reacted to the story of Futaba's mother. She committed suicide in front of Futaba, and Phil's reaction was to crack jokes and laugh like a hyena. And he wonders why people think he's a piece of shit.

[@CalvinTheAliceSimp]

I am thou, thou art I... Thou hast acquired a new gout. It shall become the snorts of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of toxicity. With the birth of the Clown Persona, I have obtained the greed of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power.

[@rosestrohm7986]

The Fool

[@TheLaughingReaper]

Haru-“You are very vulgar... And very stupid” that’s DSP in a nutshell

[@TheJaredPunch]

TheNerdy Philosopher119999 LoL 😂 true

[@PepsiSSB]

"I've done really good playthroughs of Atlus games."

[@calicoelacanth]

"really good playthroughs" *cuts to his Persona 3 ragequit*

[@RuuisuMori]

(△) - LIE

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

The same guy that couldn’t figure out how to hang from a ledge in Catherine

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

@@calicoelacanth _Cuts to that entire playthrough_

[@coltonwilkie241]

​@@rac1equalsbestgame853 *cuts to every playthrough Phil ever did*

[@Spyno41]

55:40 See that? That's the face of reflection throughout his entire life. Thank you Dojima. Papa bless.

[@derth4]

Phil makes a lot of gay jokes for a man claiming to be straight

[@TheRealTact]

He’s married dood!!

[@rosestrohm7986]

@@TheRealTactI don't even wanna know how this weirdo treats his wife

[@ioletsgo7539]

@@TheRealTact if phil can get married, what's stopping those fucking loser blackpilled incels from finding true love

[@ShadowofTwilight22]

This is actually painful to sit through, the first hour is just a chore.

[@mrex666productions7]

@Ryo Asuka You see? Not even Jesus has any tolerance towards this insanity. If Makoto is back from the dead he's here to destroy sinners.

[@MoonlightBelladonna]

@@mrex666productions7 Not even the devil is this twisted, Phil's something else.

[@Super-J120]

I wonder if Phil has a Palace?

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Pretty sure he does but I certainly won't set foot in it.. and my Persona is Valkyrie..

[@Super-J120]

My Persona would be Pyro Jack or if I were to summon the one's the Phantom Thieves have, I'd wanna summon either Arsene or Captain Kidd.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Solid choices.

[@dusttodust915]

yup it's either a giant dick or a giant hamburger. It's one of the two.

[@Omnicrom]

Considering how unbelievably inflated DSP's ego is and for how long? You better believe he'd have a palace. DSP's Palace, what with him being unbelievably Vain, would probably be a hall of fame, dedicated to himself and his inflated view of his greatness. It would also underline his cynicism and complete disregard for his chosen profession. Phil has shown by now he doesn't give actually give two shits about games, gaming, or people who watch him play games. I can totally see his shadow calling his audience idiots and saying he deserved to defraud them because he's better than them, and it would even have cognitive incarnations of his fans and users as money dispensers ala Kaneshiro. Belphegor would be a great demon form for his considering how much deeply, achingly unfunny scatological jokes spew out of him. In combat no doubt he'd also have awful musical breakdowns as an attack, and there'd be periods during where he'll fumble around blind until his viewers manage to corral him into the right direction. I bet Phil's treasure would be the trophy he got the one single time he won a pro street fighter tournament (by playing a version of the game nobody but him was familiar with, naturally). That seems to one of the things that he falls back on whenever he's confronted on his crapness and can't get out using "bugged game mechanics" or "netcode" or "lag" or "How was I supposed to know?"

[@user-qp1qm7ov7h]

DSP is a big fan of the Persona series* *As long as he can squeeze ad revenue from his play throughs

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Suppose that goes for pretty much any series.. :)

[@derpythefool9106]

we knew he loved persona or he wouldn't of rage quit persona 3 on last boss

[@QuartzSphere]

Nyx raped the shit out of him tho

[@dicloniusgames]

Claims he's a big fan of the series....quits Patron-sponsored playthrough of Persona 3 because of one charm heal.

[@anthonykeller1957]

Yup in the same way he's a fan of Resident Evil

[@tjstarzz9231]

Leanna: "Women appreciate flowers!" Phil: "....WhuuUuUuuUt?! What are you talking about?!"

[@LivingStoneWriter]

I cringed at that part. Typical caveman response.

[@wesmana]

Literally went right over his head. And then he has the gall to say well, if you buy the vase, I'll buy the flowers. We don't have a vase.........

[@_trashmandan_2903]

TJ StarzZ Bugged wife mechanics

[@yaboiblackweeb1714]

Dsp is the reason why Atlus had a restriction on streaming.

[@nestijo2]

Every single question in this game perfectly highlights how Phil is unwilling to learn and thinks only he's right.

[@rude-buster]

*SPOILERS* 2:42 Ha, even demiurge is telling him to stop.

[@darkchiron]

Keep in mind while watching this everyone, Phil has made it very clear on several occasions that he is not a clown, and he is not going to act like an idiot and wave his hands around just to get views. He would never lower himself to that level.

[@yowanttogoskateboards4456]

darkchiron not two seconds later and he’s already fapping on camera.

[@trevor245]

there is no need for him to act like one

[@EarthPhantomTS]

+Trevor Barten You raise a good point. He *is* a terrible actor (see: Project 7; Duck Tales Remastered LP).

[@mrex666productions7]

This guy REALLY is insane or narcissitic. Also below average reflexes.

[@neildrunkmaam7040]

He is not a children entertainer.

[@matthewcoyle4131]

Oh my gosh comments are in stylish P5 text boxes? This video is already amazing!

[@matthewcoyle4131]

And I just noticed it's Dojima instead of Kojima! I'm already smashing like! Best THYDP!

[@Justin.Umbreon]

Omg at his failure to recruit Personas, I have Asperges so I have difficulties with what to say or what not to say in situations, and even I am better than him at this part of the game...

[@wolfetteplays8894]

IKR... I;m awkward af and persona is the only thing teaching me social skills

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

@@wolfetteplays8894 I've developed social skills thank to Persona

[@fuzzyscarfandmittens4772]

The comments that DSP makes are just about the unfunniest things possible and he has to laugh that annoyingly fake laugh each and every time.

[@dusttodust915]

don't know what's worse his crap jokes or his stealth.

[@bottlemanic]

Dear god that rant against Altus was embarrassing, hilarious and perplexing all at once He completely misses the point as to why they made such a decision, sure Altus is "xenophobic" because they don't want people to spoil a game they've spent years and years making. And he just keeps throwing out buzzwords to try and sound intelligent when it just makes his speech incomprehensible. Phil never fails to leave me in awe

[@erickl.7539]

That's just an excuse, i mean if you re watch the parts of the videos where he mentions the "ATLUS bullshit." you can clearly listen him bitching so bad on ATLUS just for being bad at the game, as usual, he just gived them the stuff for make the Copyright strike strong with all the btiching recorded on just two videos.

[@theskepticpirate156]

As stupid as DSP is on this subject, more so on the "xenophobic" side, he still is correct about the share restrictions. I find it stupid because it doesn't slow it down at all, it just prevents people without capture cards from showing parts of the game. As far as the preventing spoilers thing goes, tough shit bro. When you make a story driven game, random people online screaming spoilers comes with the territory of making a game of that nature. This goes for basically any other medium: books, movies or whatever. If you have a problem with people spoiling the story, then don't make the story the focus. I don't think that is exactly rocket science.

[@Dovahkiin049]

@@theskepticpirate156I do agree that it’s kinda dumb, but DSP made it out to be a bigger deal than it really is.

[@lovetrain2455]

Too bad we didnt see getting his ass handed to him by Senator Armstrong

[@BigKlingy]

"I ended up playing Persona 4, and I was like" - "Fuck this game, this is complete garbage!" YES. I'm going to enjoy this. 22:18 I never knew what happens if you failed that puzzle. Trust Phil to be the one to show me. 30:44 YOU HAVE DLC PERSONAS THAT ARE WAY OVERLEVELED FOR THIS POINT IN THE GAME, AND YOU'RE STILL SUCKING THIS BADLY?!?!?! DSP: "I'm about making a quality viewing product, not about making money at the expense of what I'm doing." -"I smell a lie." 46:41 "I don't know who any of these people are, this is bullshit." All three of them were Personas in both P3 and 4. Their compendium entries explain who they are. 59:04 Phil fails at the easiest puzzle in the game, would you expect anything less? 1:25:25 No Phil, you will NOT ruin this song for me. NO!!!! Sequence starting at 1:28:15 was brilliant. Mishima is the face of the haters? Oh, if only Phil knew he was applying that title to the character who rallies all of Tokyo behind the Phantom Thieves to save the day at the end...

[@SomeAsian]

BigKlingy He'd somehow manage to reverse the Confidant (I know, you can't do it... at least if you aren't DSPhail), so....

[@kk-yt7nv]

Siivagunner should post a rip with DSP's terrible singing in the backround (if they haven't done so yet)

[@SilvarusLupus]

Phil probably failed at the painting part because he didn't pay attention when the painting was shown off earlier in the game.

[@montengro234]

lmao who the fuck makes their ps4 background mass effect andromeda?

[@DonGurke1]

A tasteless pigroach does.

[@smward87]

Andromeda was fine. Not nearly as good as the original trilogy but it was never going to live up to it even before the development troubles started.

[@RezaQin]

Opinions are subjective but whoa baby you are super wrong, smward.

[@montengro234]

+smward87 Nah it wasn't. The gameplay was ok besides the bugs and glitches. The visuals either looked PS2 levels or PS4 levels with incredible amounts of stunted animations. The writing and VAing was deviantart tier which is the worst part since those two are the main reason why the original trilogy was so good. I can't say I felt like there was any major QoL improvements besides stream lining the planet searching system a bit but even that sucked. If Andromeda came out as its own IP it would receive worse reviews than what it got, but people would be more forgiving since it would have been the first step in the a new series. That game has no right having a 72 metacritic, I can't say I would give Andromeda more than a 4/10 but I would also only give mass effect 2 about an 8.5/10 personally.

[@Peraliq]

it's cool background

[@EdenianSavior]

Thank you, Based Dojima. No way was I going to sit through 320+ parts

[@raikurakuzami]

28:08 Joker tells DSP to calm down lol

[@adventhaseo7186]

I skipped randomly to the okumira dungeon and I literally screamed how the fuck is he only level 39 and why is he not using stealth to get the drop on shadows. This was my first persona game and I did way better

[@erickl.7539]

I'm on that part actually, (just cleared the way to the treasure on two days.) and I'm currently like level 42 or 43 with a lot of variety of Personas with all kind of abilities, and it was more easy since Haru has the strongest psy attack. But yeah, i feel you, this was horrible to watch, the way so careless of him and doesn't giving a shit about the story or background from the Phantom Thieves members just fucked me a lot, since this is one of the Persona's game with more deeply and character development both for the MC (Joker. ) and the co-protagonists it's just pissing af how much he reuined all that with his "Khality Khamentary."

[@DarkPhoenix89]

As a huge Persona fan, this made me cringe so bad. It's like watching someone systematically destroy everything you love about these games.

[@SilvarusLupus]

Oh no. DSP playing pretty much my GOTY? Philemon save us.

[@malikoniousjoe]

SilvarusLupus Do not worry, for you are safe my child. But that man... No god nor miracle can save him, and forever he shall rest among the damned and spurned

[@willcole7625]

Cutscene of woman committing suicide Phil: “well now she’s flat as a pancake ack ack ack”

[@Mr.Feather130]

Hey only Goro Akechi can say that joke!

[@thinkinginn7443]

1:58:00 Ok, Imma ignore the joke about how someone's mom died in a traumatic way in front of a child. Futaba's not a xenophobe, she's a Hikikomori. xenophobe : one unduly fearful of what is foreign and especially of people of foreign origin. Hikikomori : acute social withdrawal, a modern-day hermit. Geez

[@wesmana]

Schane Flowers not to mention severely depressed with a sprinkle of severe social anxiety and schizophrenia. But no, she is xenophobic according to phil.....

[@renamamiya5997]

wesmana Well technically she wasn’t schizophrenic but everything else is right:

[@electronicmusicofjapan-emj9882]

Agoraphobia is the word hes thinking of

[@rosestrohm7986]

​@@wesmana Not schizophrenia more like PTSD/anxiety induced hallucinations

[@squidsona8509]

How did he get the impression shes xenophobic lmao

[@toaomc4746]

Phil: I don't make sex jokes, guys, you know that. Also Phil: 0:00 - 2:54:44

[@MathematicalVoid]

And now we know why unskippable cutscenes exist.

[@DiddyBohlen]

Nice to see that based Atlus struck once again. He actually didn't follow most of the rules published by them. Phil even said that he is going to show everything because he paid for the game and has the right to. Him showing specific spoilers (which was forbidden), constantly insulting Atlus (even insulting them with the group name) and splitting everything into short parts to get the most money out of it justified them ending the playthrough for him. Phil literally showed everything Atlus asked people not to.

[@oreoninja45zen84]

“Now she is flat like a pancake” *laughs* Clearly he has never experienced emotion at all

[@Mr.Feather130]

Meanwhile Goro Akechi laughs over someone making a pancake joke

[@BigKlingy]

Anyone else like to think of the Mementos target in "Winners Don't Use Cheats" as representing DSP? He's a gamer with an annoying voice who thinks he's the best despite being a pathetic loser, who whines like a baby when you find a way to beat him.

[@SomeAsian]

Okay, between an Atlas rep roasting DSP for ragequitting against Nyx, the fact that Safety mode was added AND this? Someone who worked on P5 HAD to have thought of this person (question mark?) at least once.

[@erickl.7539]

@@SomeAsian And i really think that the "ACK." coming from Kamoshida's Shadow when you defeated him on his palace is a clearly reference to DSP too, LOL. ATLUS really gives us Khality Khantant. XD

[@reeznevhater]

Isn’t there a character on the subway who says ack?

[@andyoats]

1:58:01 Huh. Fictional character or not, I am honestly appalled that Phil would make fun of that. I know he says some messed up things quite often, but this is just too far...

[@EarthPhantomTS]

[clicks timestamp, wanting a refresher] >( Yep...I thought that line was what you were referring to...damn you, Phil...

[@garrickkthegreat1705]

"What? You can't lose the enemies?" *runs in a complete straight line, making no effort to actually hide*

[@Lime30373]

I love that his annoying ass "ATLUS SAYS UH UH UH!" joke came back to bite him. I have never played a Persona game (I'd honestly like to, though), but Atlus is now my favorite company because of that.

[@evicteetori8738]

HW W don't start with 3

[@Black.Clover5]

Im surprise more companies don't fuck him over like this with all the shit talking he does about them.

[@Dovahkiin049]

2:28:19 Love how while Phil is trying to describe something he finds weird about Japanese culture, instead of saying “Americans” he says “normal people”, making it go from okay to racist.

[@guygaiden9501]

I think its time to send dsp a calling card...

[@TheSynthPunk]

I just returned from Etika's playthrough and man... Compared to Phil, he was like an ultimate gentleman. FUCKING ETIKA HAS MORE CLASS

[@NEEDbacon]

I mean, your local crackhead has more class then phil. I didn't even watch Etika but no big surprise.

[@Black.Clover5]

Phil failing at the negotiation part of the game proves his lack of social skills.

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

I have no social skills and I did better than that at negociations

[@kosmosfan01]

This guy on Twitter had the nerve to say how because he wasn't getting any views, that the hype for the game must have died. First of all, people in Japan beat you in playing the game and there are other streamers started before him too so he really isn't on top of everything. Also waiting for years my ass. You don't even know the meaning of it since you only played P4 the year before and couldn't care less about the series until you saw how much people were getting excited for P5 after rage quiting P3 and saw dollar signs. GTFO of here with that. You aren't even going to play any more JRPGs because they are too long for your tastes and someone as impatient as you who wants to run from all the fights to get to the end faster shouldn't be playing them anyway because this is all a job to you anyway. So much insulting towards Atlus and yet he gave them 60 dollars and bought DLC. That'll show them DSP.

[@dyingEnet]

I love how he thinks it's pokemon. You don't go around "catching" every Persona, you fuse for them.

[@TheRealTact]

😂😂😂😂

[@MoonlightBelladonna]

I don't expect much from him considering he said that fusion was trash in P3, like dude how do you expect to get some of these powerful Personas. The game's not gonna give you a Thanatos or a Scathach from some random shuffle lol.

[@mrex666productions7]

Listen. This guy is clearly insane. It's both disgusting and sad that this guy can be driven into complete and utter insanity just because he lost 3 sponsors in a row and lost all of his money. He's lost his mind and his mental condition is clearly crumbling to a crawl. His "gaming" career needs to be put to rest because he is completely mentally unfit to play ANY game.

[@KAHN571]

Picks the "We Snuck in" option bitches about being forced into a fight LOGIC

[@Akira00920]

This is literally unwatchable...how does anyone on DSP's channel watch this?

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

I think if he actually took time to read the replies after he picked an incorrect option for negotiation, he'd get a better feel of what he was supposed to say. But he instantly dismissed the text window and rages about stream chat giving him the wrong answer or how the system is "bad" in his opinion and "doesn't make sense".. The mechanic seems fun yet he takes all of the fun out of it, for himself and viewers. Amazing.

[@EarthPhantomTS]

Yeah, oftentimes, when you choose a wrong answer in those bits, the creature's reply gives a hint as to what the right answer would've been! But since Phil just skips them, that bone the writers throw just sails right over his head. Also, aren't there quite a few Confidant abilities that help with those parts?

[@SilvarusLupus]

Not to mention if he paid attention to his choices he would easily have done the recruitment correctly the next time he tried. There were plenty of times I failed first time but got them on the second or third attempt.

[@bitwawesome1]

Romance girl

[@thinkinginn7443]

1:24:52 Whether Pope Joan was legitimately a real figure in history or a fictional story has been up for debate, but many historians agree she may be a work a fiction. Even though Phil didn't use the network (and when he does he still picked the wrong answer), the picture used was the Preistess Arcana, the same confidant that Makoto is. With her Persona being named Johanna. Also, Joan of Arc is rarely depicted in a dress in an art piece.

[@MaytayMaya]

Every time Phil does that "uH Uh uH" and wiggles his finger, take a shot. Well done. You'll be drunk to the point where you might actually enjoy his dumbass streams.

[@tigears6341]

i feel like i lost brain cells after watching this

[@SharPhoe]

28:13 Joker's line was well-timed.

[@thinkinginn7443]

1:13:44 "Research from 1915 through to the 1950s suggested that the vast majority of dreams are in black and white but the tide turned in the sixties, and later results suggested that up to 83 per cent of dreams contain some colour. Since this period also marked the transition between black-and-white film and TV and widespread Technicolor, an obvious explanation was that the media had been priming the subjects' dreams." -Telegraph

[@Harkz0r]

That also makes me wonder what dreams were like before TV even existed. I've never had a dream that wasn't in colour. Though I do remember dreams as a young child of entering the world inside TVs, long before P4 was a thing (and a nightmare where I got stuck inside the physical TV and died from the current, go figure)

[@EarthPhantomTS]

The thinking is that it's probably kinda the reverse of what the teacher said there: namely, that the first half of the 20th century was really the only time period where people dreamed in black-and-white. The issue, though, is that there's no way to test that nowadays. I mean, unless you have a time machine, where do you plan to find someone living in the 19th century (which is what would be required to remove that confounding variable of TV)? And frankly, the philosophy of science says we shouldn't just make such assumptions. That's why the way the teacher said it makes sense: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor . In short, since dream research is focused more on the here-and-now (it's more about what *our* sleep patterns are like than what our ancestors were like), it's simpler to just say it like he did.

[@xxlasthopexx2603]

Seems like 42:57 Morgana understands how we feel when we hear his bullshit stories. P.S don't worry Morgana he won't hurt ruin this game anymore!

[@SonicBob1018]

Poor Morgana

[@Alice89chan]

Spends the entire run taunting Atlus. Angery when they actually aim at him. Also, since that rage quit, he went back to P3, also this game, and played Fire Emblem Three Houses. I believe he has also played other Atlus published games, but I won't look that up.

[@isaacyankem347]

"Dumass-kun" 1:34:00 oooooooooooooooooooooooh booi. Reading that out loud is a bit problematic lol.

[@josef4188]

18:37 Actually, "Anne" is pronounced the way it's pronounced in game in French. I know it's not the exact same spelling, but I guess it's close enough. This is directed to DSP of course, not to Dojima World Order.

[@pedrobrazon6610]

wait, i know im late for the party, a couple years late at that too but.....he seriously played P3 ON EASY and struggled?! WTF, how is that even posible? holy shit

[@renamamiya5997]

He’s stupid

[@V2ULTRAKill]

Simple, he brought the wrong party for every situation THE CLOWN LITERALLY BROUGHT KEN TO THE NYX FIGHT

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

@@V2ULTRAKill And also did not bring any null charm equipment as well

[@erronblack9771]

If it wasn't for his chat, this would be a 5 hour video of him trying to find the Ginza line.

[@coreylineberry8557]

To be fair, finding the Ginza Line is confusing. Not 5 hours confusing, but decently confusing.

[@KermisVoyager1997]

DSPGaming is literally the funniest person next to Chris Chan and Kim Jong-un

[@NEEDbacon]

I think Kim could come up with some slappers

[@heyjoji1954]

I had never seen a man single handily ruin Persona music

[@FreddyChoppins]

One of the most annoying things about Phil playing Persona games is how he flips out whenever an attack misses. This isn't Final Fantasy where spells have 100% accuracy, they can miss. Spells have never been 100% accurate in any SMT game and still EVERY TIME he misses he flips out like it's impossible for his attacks to miss.

[@user-sz6xh4hc3n]

Honestly just hearing him say "this is bullshit" over and over again makes me want to rip my fucking hair out

[@zxshadowxz]

'Remembers Yaldabaoth has a charm spell' I'm gonna enjoy this

[@V2ULTRAKill]

Not gonna lie, across 8 playthroughs combined of p5 and p5r i never knew discount demiurge had a charm, none of his vice attacks effected me enough to pay attention on any difficulty

[@bdd4556]

*DSP IS A BIG FAN OF THE PERSONA SERIES,HAVEN'T BEATEN A SINGLE ONE*

[@erickl.7539]

Well, he barely did on Persona 4 (Almost a rage quit like the hilarious Persona 3 incident. LOL) and as we know, he rage quited 3 on easy, sooo, that only leaves to Persona 4 on a tryhard way. (And playing the game on easy too btw.)

[@manat31790]

DSP claiming that he likes the games is obviously a lie. I have seen what it's like when someone loves a game with all his heart. A certain LP'er test played Persona 3 multiple times just to make sure his project turned out good. He tackles all battles and social links with tactics and finesses. His videos are full of interesting information and commentaries on its plot, characters, and symbolism. On top of it all he did everything for free. DSP has nothing on him.

[@5h3nn0ng]

@@manat31790 Let me guess, is he from Australia?

[@reeznevhater]

@FatalPies That’s the point

[@Spyno41]

To quote the boy that likes Hotcakes: I've been waiting for this!

[@rude-buster]

I'd say protein instead but I don't judge.

[@malikoniousjoe]

[X] Attack [O] Relent

[@fmsyntheses]

Love the edit from 'I was blown away' to him calling the game garbage because he sucks so much. More people should do that in these.

[@SmarkusAurelius]

He's almost as bad at talking to demons as he is to real people

[@pdoggochampion2135]

1:23:17 Um can we change Phil's heart instead I think he has a place in there

[@ShadowBaofu]

There's no way Phil is real. He's clearly a cognition.

[@blapblapblapblap]

He's using Izanagi at Kamoshida palace? What's the point of playing on Normal then? lol

[@erickl.7539]

Yeap, he basically cheated his way through the game with the DLC'S Personas, and even so, he couldn't level his party properly, when he should be a few levels above the normal players since he had the DLC.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

@@erickl.7539 i mean my main persona is usually kaguya, but at least using kaguya late game requires a brain

[@angellord2252]

I just noticed that he replaced his dlc personas with ones from the starting dungeon. Of course he would do that.

[@Datawraith-qo7gn]

Dsp tries to interact with other by making generalizations based on their most obvious personality trait instead of listening to what they say. Now am I referring to his fan interaction, or his persona negotiation skills? ...maybe both.

[@Searonix]

Jesus 90% of his garbage LP is sex/rape jokes. Incredible.

[@BigKlingy]

The disturbing part is that his comments about Kamoshida are actually pretty in-character, and yet he plays it as a JOKE.

[@dusttodust915]

that garbage is 90% of his vocabulary.

[@thedoominator]

When not raging like a manchild, that takes its place. I'm still baffled at how he finds this funny.

[@dusttodust915]

the 5yr old inside him forgot to grow up.

[@RoyalFusilier]

This game, especially the opening dungeon, deals with so many raw and terrible subjects, and just. It really exposes the kind of person DSP is, and turns my stomach way more than any [can't open the map].

[@linushyper300]

"Many years in the making" He always says that. Always.

[@TehKrdashianKing]

His talking during all of the cutscenes, is so annoying.

[@supdog8484]

With how many gay and trans jokes he makes I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Phil is repressing a part of his own sexual preferences

[@MoonlightBelladonna]

Was gonna mention this cause some of these jokes are making me wonder.

[@TheHeartlessAlchemist]

Mudoon: Darkness/Curse HIGH chance of Instant Kill, 1 foe. Hamaon: Light/Bless HIGH chance of Instant Kill, 1 foe.

[@feelsgoodman2171]

Cancer

[@Speed74LP]

*Maxes Yoshida to maximum Level* *a few hours later* "Who the fuck is Yoshida?" Just shows that he pays literally NO attention at all to the story and characters... he's so stupid.

[@WisecrackJax]

This game is the first time in Phil’s life where people actually want to hang out with him.

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

And he fucks it up somehow

[@ImGekkii]

It's insanely impressive that you can tell how little he interacts with other people by his inability to recruit any of the personas. You may fail your first few, but once you get it down, there's a "flow" to the conversations that you can kinda follow.

[@RandomGuyxd]

I like how he complains that ann is pronounced wrong when it's one of the few names actually fucking pronounced correctly in the dub he has no issue when they butcher japanese words and names

[@somejackassontheinternet]

DSP playing Persona 5 but he rage quits at the contract at the beginning

[@camerabox1]

phils fucking save scumming at the end pissed me right off. its the way he did it, not because. doesn't do the smart thing and make a backup save before he makes a decision and pressed the LOAD GAME button instead he exits the game entirely. like he did it in the least efficient manner

[@FoB952]

CameraBox it takes a special idiot to do it his way.

[@hunterlord101]

Watching this human being attempting to grasp one of the easiest games in the SMT category is physically painful, and his overreagerness to shoehorn sex jokes every minute makes me wish to an end from this suffering.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

Phil vs matador

[@rawrdino7046]

I would love to see Phil go againt matador or minotaur

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

@@V2ULTRAKill Phil vs the Pretas and Kodamas in Hard dificulty

[@infiniteshay8660]

With all the gay jokes, are we entirely sure that Phil doesn't have something to tell us? ... Is he not using any status moves to up his accuracy? No wonder he keeps missing. ... Also he never heals. Why?

[@TheHeartlessAlchemist]

Boss: How did yu get here? DSP: We snuck in. **Boss fight starts** Why did a fight start?

[@Izanagi40000]

This was physically painful to watch good compilation. Keep it Up!

[@gamerhero9559]

Wow...Just wow...Now I know what not to do when I play these games...Is this guy really this dysfunctional all the time?

[@mrex666productions7]

He lost 3 sponsors and his mental health has been deteriorated to a crawl. It's a tragic destruction of a man and his descent into insanity.

[@fzndn-xvii]

DSP struggling against Anubis is so satisfying lol

[@morganathephantomtaxes6977]

I cant believe how bad he was with trying to recruit personas.

[@zcritten]

The vomitting and shitting story wasn't needed when we've been watching the same thing for half an hour at that point

[@TheScarletKing777]

One of my favorite TIHYDP’s. I rewatch from time to time for a good laugh and the “super chill vibes.” Incredible work man.

[@ag9953]

This game is almost a point and click adventure and he manages to fuck it up.

[@Etherwinter]

I'm okay with people poking fun at a game, but I feel like Phil just disrespects it. You can tell he just doesn't fucking like the game. They're talking about a female character, they barely even mention her and Phil just calls her a slut. He doesn't even read tutorials. He doesn't listen to characters' dialogue. He doesn't pay attention to the game and its mechanics. He says racist and nasty shit all the time. I'm not one to scream "SEXISM" or "RACISM" at the slightest things but Phil's attitude against female and black characters is disgusting. The moment a female character is on screen, it's something to verbally wank off to. I feel like when game "journalists" talk about "bro-culture", sexism and racism in games, they don't need a caricature to represent that, they just need Phil, who has made himself a caricature. Honestly I feel most of the shit he plays are things he just has no interest in. I don't think he even likes video games at this point, but just sees it as an easy way to get money. And he panics every time that way of life is threatened.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

I don't mind a little poking as long it tasteful and the jokes frrl natural than stating the obvious.

[@ontan5430]

Really looking forward to watching this.

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@burningisis]

Looking back on this... gods he was so underleveled because he wanted to just zoom past enemies and try to capture them instead of fighting them for XP and then fusing them in the velvet room instead for more abilities. All of the time he was ambushed as well...no wonder why he was constantly running out of SP

[@mattoliveira1230]

The fact that he dsnt use any hiding spots and just rush hurts my soul

[@QB.113]

It's almost impossible to die in the first palace, even on hard. But this idiot found a way. PS: You did a great job on this video. So many great moments because of your editing. Here's 300 bits.

[@jakemealey489]

Ngl I did die on the palace but that’s because I wasn’t thinking of strategy and I just kept attacking and healing blindly, but once I figured out a precise strategy I destroyed the rest of the palace and it laid out my plan for the rest of the game. Unlike this guy who just kept doing the same thing expecting a different result 😂

[@LoneWandererCollin]

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