This is How You DON'T Play Sly 2: Band of Thieves: Volume Two

[@MSOGameShow]

30:00 - "I have no life!" That's the smartest thing he said so far.

[@TSfish94]

"What were they thinking?" Probably something along the lines of "let's make something that will require some thought to execute properly but simple enough to where kids can get it on the second try at least."

[@No_Sleepee]

I thought this was for the Balloon mission, but then I saw that there was an additional 50 minutes of "highlights" of this intestinal worm

[@D-Nova]

Phil couldn't even stealth into his own kitchen for a midnight snack.

[@TheZintastic]

+Desty Nova ...Ya talking 'bout a jelly, I assume. :3

[@thenigelverse1130]

Desty Nova lol

[@asodimu213]

I'm sorry it can't be possible that this fool is in his 30's I've seen more maturity out of a kindergarten class!

[@someshyguy]

Wow... DSP mocks all of the sad scenes in this and makes a mockery of it. Not even caring about what happens to Bentley.

[@KeyScales]

But if you make fun of his gout you are fucked up human being

[@jackspicer4253]

Hear that? That's my soul breaking bits by bits as a horrible Let's Player play my favorite game.

[@wii1245]

Couple of things you need: 1. A PS3 2. Sly Copper Collection gqme 3. An HDMI capture card with a USB slot for flash drives(or a thumbdrive) 4- PS4( original, slim or pro) 5. Sharefactory

[@Dexterspet]

35:44 I swear for the first two seal groans I thought it was Phil's audio put over the seal.

[@jasongretencord3326]

The seal was begging too lol.

[@1MrLGreenThunder]

That paragliding mission onto the trains is so easy, he's complaining about terrible "controls" while gliding when he's just making it harder on himself by constantly holding back on the control stick which slows you down and also slows down your turn speed.

[@crystalvoodoo91]

I admit I had a bit of difficulty with the controls the first few times I played that mission and I'm sure if I replayed it again it'd take a few tries, but it's more in the timing of landing on the train caboose than controlling the paraglider from balloon to balloon. That's not even difficult really, basically it's just as you said, plus you have to make absolute sure when you land on a balloon that after its popped it'll send you in the direction that's close to another balloon. Least that's my strategy.

[@bighoss4633]

Holy shit, I looked away when you played the seal video and I actually thought it was him making those noises.

[@lepermessiah2608]

40:05 that guard that just walks off and dies

[@youcantseeme3456]

So when dsp plays a blind walkthrough he closes his eyes

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

It still outrages me when dsp mocks game devs for not thinking or being bad when he makes nothing but shit content, he is so jealous of people who actually do things that he will mock them for any reason at all, anything to make himself sound important while making others seem small

[@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

Damn im still crying and failing at the same time, thats progress!!!.

[@gevkrusty2906]

He keeps breaking and smashing his controllers out of rage and he wonders why it doesn't work afterwards

[@wii1245]

Well, the game is very unforgiving. Make a mistake in a job"mision", and the game goes Ramsey all over you.

[@twikki9071]

“Go outside.” Now that was one hell of a roast towards Phil.

[@Ssilevos1917]

For all the people who make the This is how you dont play videos... Is there anyway you can make like a side by side comparison to a 7 year old playing the game xD

[@ellisnet2550]

If I could, I absolutely would.

[@richardchicken923]

can do : have younger brother want some footage?

[@Ssilevos1917]

I postes this a while ago, please tell me someone is doing it

[@wii1245]

1. PS3 2. Copy of Sly Cooper Collection game 3. An HDMI capture device with a USB slot for thumbdrives) 4. PS4(original , slim or pro) 5. Sharefactory

[@POOKESU]

"Immediate failure" is probably the initial thought of his parents when they first laid eyes on him when he was birthed.

[@crystalvoodoo91]

This is the most painful looking lets play to watch for me. Period, Sly 2's my fave of the series.

[@ahniandfriends123]

Me too. Especially with those perverted furry remarks.

[@crystalvoodoo91]

I wouldn't go as far as to call them "jokes".

[@ahniandfriends123]

Me too. Those remarks were straight up offensive to people who are in the furry fandom, let alone fursuiters.

[@wii1245]

With knockbacks far worse than Castlevania's knockbacks

[@moonman375]

the missions where you attack the train are some of my favourites, too bad this is the only game in which you can't replay missions... And it's also the longest game in the franchise. The level select cheat doesn't help sadly.

[@wesleysanchez4599]

One time i was gonna make a legitament TIHYDP of this. But i burnt out on it. Good Job on this one!

[@ellisnet2550]

It was a LONG slog... but worth it in the end

[@drsonic2]

18:43 I thought that Phil asks himself that before he starts recording?

[@supermariogalaga]

I am going to implode if he live streams Crash 2 making sex jokes on Coco Bandicoot.

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

You jinxed it

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

Actually, collecting the bottles first thing is actually a good idea.

[@TheZintastic]

+Zeldagigafan It is, but that ain't the issue people have with it. It's that he could do it offscreen and not spend whole episodes just to do that.

[@mooganify]

He seriously did that Tank mission without any issue but can't pickpocket a key? I'll never understand this man.

[@artzyamaris5893]

18:42 When you were playing this game you were thinking. Of course you were.

[@ahniandfriends123]

I can just picture this guy playing games like Mario's Early Years : Preschool Fun or Sonic's Schoolhouse or other really badly done edugames that insult the intelligence of the player. no wait- he probably would find ways to screw those up too considering that he failed really badly on that geography mini game from Bully.

[@ahniandfriends123]

The reason I didn't mention good edugames like The Oregon Trail or Carmen Sandiego is because he would most likely rage quit within 5 minutes as those games barely hold your hands and leave you out to think and use your brain. Seriously, if you cannot grasp the basic controls of games like Sly Cooper , Jak &Dexter or even bloody Spyro without bitching and moaning about how bugged they are and you graduated from high school, you either should go back to playing Putt-Putt games ( not the race or arcade ones for they require brain cells) or get a new hobby.

[@wii1245]

@@ahniandfriends123 i can play Spyro pretty well. Except I sometimes misses crucial areas. So, I watch youtube for help. And when I discovered something I missed, I feel like an idiot.

[@VideoAggression]

Holy shit, not even two minutes in and I thought about the tanks with the fucked up controls. He's going to love it.

[@lavapeek-a-boo7875]

And here we have,phil,the annoying bottle collector who doesn't even look at lights shining get on him so he blames the game for it

[@djshuffl3r]

35:42 Tom Brady knows this feeling

[@lavapeek-a-boo7875]

Can't believe I'm sayin this for once but,the time phil got shot by the tank while he was trying to take a picture of that annoying fukin ghost cause it moved everywhere,it's not phils fault he got shot by the tank because before,he didn't even see the tank coming in any direction,and he just got stealth killed by a tank,so it's not his fault for once,but only this once...

[@gamingdemon12]

OuterShift Chara true but he was standing in the street that the tanks patrol in and if you listen you can hear the tank firing at him but it missed a couple times

[@wii1245]

At least he didn't cross the streams.

[@kevinvega8177]

That bear cub does look dead to me as well, like it had a stroke XD

[@fourcrippledhorses]

The burps fucking kill me, holy shit.

[@HyperSonicXtreme]

35:45 I actually laughed at that part

[@jose3001935]

I wonder how many times he died.

[@diogoc1541]

More than 200 times that's for sure

[@Vespertilionini]

28:26 YAY I GOT MORE MONEY NOW LET'S KILL THIS GUARD *Kills Guard gets Job failed*

[@clayton4887]

Fighting with a guard fails the stealth job!

[@wii1245]

@@clayton4887 fuck stealth! That is for Ryu Hayubusa and Spiderman.

[@darknight1334]

I remember playing this game when I was 11 and I knew I wasn't all that good but I know now my 11 year old self was way better then this grown manchild at sly.

[@Kingz4Kings]

Phil likes to mash so much his controller is probably fucked up

[@NozaJoza]

0:23:11 i lol'd at the picture it knows its in a Tihydp

[@garrettclark3141]

what is it with dsp ruining all the games in my favorite series: jak and daxter, sly cooper, ratchet and clank, the fuck did i ever do to phil!

[@lavapeek-a-boo7875]

God phil would you actually look if the tanks light are shining on you for once?!!!??!!

[@AWSOMEGAME84]

1:04:37 the only time Phil Doesn`t have to press circle he presses circle

[@wii1245]

Circle ! Circle! Not square!

[@wii1245]

The knockbacks: every gamers's worst nightmare!

[@H1GHLANDER360]

The last part had me cackling.

[@glemii_chip]

how is this man constantly burping

[@CANADAKRUSH1]

how many times did dsp press jump and/or circle?

[@jackhazardous4008]

I don't remember some of those areas in late game.

[@Zepheyrus]

When phil not even trying to play the game glitches for him to lose

[@Gbenga-TokoyaX]

7:45 - Bitch Slap!!!

[@nobodynothing2910]

The last 10/15 minutes were so funny. XD

[@kirbyplier]

28:41 my boy knuckles

[@kayqueelson1761]

58:18 That was funny hahaha.

[@jonas9835]

dude i finished the game at 8 years old, you just lack intelligence

[@mctrump957]

12:50 please tell me DSP has played this game

[@EditmanSMT]

Yep

[@solarstrike33]

E&E? Didn't expect you here.

[@lavapeek-a-boo7875]

Sorry have to agree again but,IT WAS GREEN WHeN PHiL TOoK THe PICtURE OF THe GHOST WE ALL SAW IT!!!!

[@Koselill]

Yknow when I was like 10 I played this game and it to this day remains as one of my favorites! I got the trilogy when I was 20 and was slightly nervous, remembering some parts of the game being hard. But then I played it and it was a breeze! Absolutely no issues whatsoever and completed almost every mission first try! Watching this... wow... how was he not embarassed to be a grown man and upload this to the internet where he has to spend hours of extra time on a kids game because he's failing so hard? Just... wow...

[@mooganify]

"people fell in love with DSP" lmao not even a fake joke can make that believable

[@bookeygriffin239]

I love his sex/toilet jokes.

[@lights126]

One shot to rule them all! 1:01:30

[@No_Sleepee]

23:57 GET HIS ASS, CARMELITA!

[@KingCobraaaaa]

I had also did this game and finished it in two to four hours. it's not hard

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Two to four hours? The WR speedrun is just under 5 hours today, and I cant imagine myself doing it in anything under 10

[@SlainOracle]

What's the song at 22 mins?

[@ellisnet2550]

"Not Your Kind Of People" by Garbage

[@SlainOracle]

Thanks

[@twikki9071]

Phil’s the epitome of childishness.

[@mattmeade3272]

This guy is the worst. Just the absolute worst. This is like watching a freakin trainwreck. You don't actually want to watch but you can't stop at the same time. Ruining this game for me lololol

[@rvalenzuel296]

Big hipo :0

[@youtubingwithmccx]

Good video!

[@rvalenzuel296]

Big hipo

[@ironphantom4912]

SO MUCH CRIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGINNNNG

[@samflood5631]

Can DSP just please go one video without mocking Bentley?

[@malcolmwhite9935]

30:24 Lol man.

[@Fenrirrr]

Broken circle mechanics

[@Titanic19127]

I enjoy the dirty jokes even though he sucks at playing

[@LicensedGuitarist2000]

51:45

[@SlyJak2]

blah blah blah complaining blah blah blah complaining.

[@trag2028]

phil you are litle more bad player from litle kid he just buy game

[@dylanlarson4658]

17:43

[@dylanlarson4658]

17:44