This Is How You DON'T Play SoulCalibur V Arcade

The King Of Scrubs returns for one last time
• This Is How You DON'T ... ← The Prequel

[@TheMrCHELL]

He is trying to block by holding back... in Soul Calibur. Really. LMAO

[@decadentgamer3108]

+Batman com Preparo I'm guessing he may have never played the earlier games because the block button was always the "X" button (on the Playstation)

[@dangerdash4393]

@@decadentgamer3108 Never does any training or play tutorials, never plays games outside of streaming, rarely ever looks at the controls expecting to learn how to play by know what's mapped to what. The DSP strategy.

[@FLAMINGBABYPUNCH]

*Scene selection* 0:00 - Epic intro 2:17 - DSP tries it: Nightmare 7:40 - DSP tries it: Voldo 9:39 - DSP vs Raphael 13:16 - DSP tries it: Mitsurugi 15:00 - DSP tries it: Ezio 19:03 Kilk destroys DSP 29:10 - DSP tries it: Cervantes 30:52 - DSP vs Siegfried 33:23 - DSP tries it: Aeon 36:08 - DSP tries it: Ivy 41:18 - DSP tries it: Astaroth 46:06 - DSP tries it: Viola 51:24 - Phil vs Nightmare. The final Battle 1:01:10 - Epic finale

[@dalejhunter1]

If only Link were in this game... I really do want to see Phil get bodied by the Hero.

[@crashx9973]

Wow, with me being a Voldo player, I was just cringing at his Voldo arcade run.

[@demandedzmoon9942]

Crash X99 could be worse you could be a edge master player

[@Akut324]

9:46 "Do not delude yourself, thou wretched fool!" "Who's this fucking idiot?" LOL

[@demandedzmoon9942]

Akut324 wtf he is one of the bigger stories in sc2

[@HighQueenKhalida]

Over half of these weren't even counters XD

[@mikeisonfire2326]

And remember, this guy is a former pro-fighting game player I wonder how long it would take him to beat Legendary Souls

[@NintendoSegaGuy]

Mike is on fire Over 100 tries for legendary souls.

[@riakami17]

Phyrra: Go away! TAKE THE HINT PHIL

[@nomukun1138]

"It's fate. You weren't meant to win."

[@TehComs]

*is talking about breasts* ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! I'VE GOT STYLE! The game _knows_.

[@TatsTopVideos]

"never heard of a ginger ninja before?" Kasumi from Ninja Gaiden 3. Hayate from Dead Or Alive 4,

[@TatsTopVideos]

Mr Josef hi and thanks

[@TatsTopVideos]

Mr Josef thanks friend, i am taking my time on this one. Its mostly just waiting on narration and animating. But so far I'm pleased with what i've done =)

[@decadentgamer3108]

+Tats TopVideos Well technically, I thought Kasumi and Hayate had brown hair?

[@decadentgamer3108]

Pinkaugust Hm okay lol I didn't know because I thought they'd be going with more traditional looks (Asians having darker hair).

[@judahsoremy9857]

+Tats TopVideos Jimmy Lee

[@xKarnage74]

1:01:28 - 1:02:32 That was genius.

[@boatknight2246]

Phil is a Button pusher, He is Mashing Attack and so the computer can get a punish in. He blocks obviously the computer will throw. And yeah everyone knows the computer can button read. Its why you play people online to get better. The computer is just good for a warmup or to practice execution. Also it occurs to me i watch everything DSP makes without actaully watching his channel, lol no wonder he whines about subs and views ha ha "I have no idea what im doing" his catch phrase

[@cana1526]

I will openly admit I suck at these kind of fighting games. That being said, this "pro" is worse, and won't even admit it smh

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

He was only ever decent at Street fighter 2. AKA the one with almost no combo's or tech.

[@BlackDynamite641]

Ellder Sage He was only "good" because he used a broken character against pros who didn't practice on console all the while on a port that played different than the rig.

[@KJBlueAvenger]

As usual. Every time he sees a fictional female character, he reach these pointless sex jokes. Which is very annoying.

[@dantevic]

nightmare is such a good character.

[@KryoFenixGaming]

Oh boy that soul edge opening brings back memories.

[@1983Corolla]

This is painful because Maximilian uses this for his twitch stream intro and now I get to hear phil complaining over it

[@RaxuRangerkingsChannel]

This is one of the best TIHYDPs out there; I'm still rewatching this xD

[@TheDragonsPit]

The one time phil admits he wasn't blocking. must be the end of the fucking world.

[@GentlemanBystander]

Computer Nightmare uses online combos

[@hazzymonster7283]

I feel so bad for Viola.. She's such a fun character when you know how to play her.

[@EarthPhantomTS]

Oh my Goddess, Phil is the literal definition of a scrub...I may suck, but at least I don't complain constantly! 2:45 DSP Tries It: Selecting the wrong mode at the beginning. 4:30 DSP Tries It: Not blaming the game...for once. Gonna go check outside to see if it's frozen over now :/. 6:15 Sigh...easy come, easy go...:(

[@TetsuRiken]

I thought i was bad but nope i'm kinda ok

[@airiakizuki5592]

I don't think i've seen anyone wiff more moves than Phil does ever. Hes such a scrub.

[@superbo981]

12:44 "A GUARD IMPACT SPECIAL GUARD!!!" I fucking lost it there.

[@GriffinatorOriginal]

When he starts playing as Ivy he starts talking like an 11 year old and it's cringe worthy

[@TSB-Baloo]

So... Much... Salt... Salt Overdose! Salt Overdose! :P Great vid btw. :)

[@Shadowknight9898]

this is really well made!

[@sardinesworldorder1900]

+Shadowknight989 Thanks man.

[@Shadowknight9898]

no problem, keep up the great work

[@wynnecolm842]

Raphael was such a badass

[@juanyeclay]

The ai on this game is hard asf

[@truemalduke6489]

Fantastic TIHYDP, easily one of my all time favorites. I especially liked the streets of rage/sonic music and sound effects near the end. Three questions: 1) Are you going to make more TIHYDPs? 2) Where can I find the salty version of the dancing chicken eating black guy? One of the funniest bits in the video. 3) What is the name of the music that plays around the 57 minute mark? It sounds so familiar.... Keep up the good work.

[@sardinesworldorder1900]

+Truemalduke Thanks dude ❤ 1) I don't think so... Soul Calibur 6 maybe ? We'll see... 2) You can't find it, it's handmade. By me. ❤ 3) Altered Beast Soundtack : Rise from your grave. ❤ Classic ❤

[@truemalduke6489]

+Sardines World OrderThe salty dancing black guy is one of the dankest maymays I've seen in quite some time. Nice one, fam.

[@Unethical.Dodgson]

Phil whiffs -- mashing intensifies. Phil is blocked -- mashing intensifies Phil is hit -- mashing is so intense Phil is down -- MAAAAAAAASH. Phil: "Every hit is a counter hit!"

[@angelsguts]

this is so well done... the intro had me rolling for so long

[@angelsguts]

+Rene p Soares it's the soul blade intro! The song is called The Edge of Soul

[@mikeshark8869]

37:54 KILLED ME. She just stops blocking and Phil steps on her toe and she's like FUCK MY TOE and continues to just stand there lmao, excellent

[@Xxandrew01]

About fucking time!Now if someone would do a "This is how you don't play Dragons Dogma" on his Dragons Dogma playthrough,that would be fucking awesome.

[@Xxandrew01]

***** Yeah he did.Even made a retarded review of it.

[@sardinesworldorder1900]

+Xxandrew01 I JUST beat the game and I absolutely loved it. Wow... it looks like someone finally did it ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4HRp3aQhNlkZ7c :p Surprise!

[@Xxandrew01]

Sardines World Order Man, you don't know how much i love Dragons Dogma. And yes!!! finally!!! thank you for showing me this!!! (Hugs you) You should see my comment on that video.

[@atcelitehttfh]

I had less trouble using Devil Jin than he had using Nightmare...oh well, ten-hit for the win.

[@mikamoschella3410]

Just spam his guard break uppercut and you'll probably win.

[@novarat4089]

take a shot every time he does down-back horizontal with nightmare

[@MarginalSC]

Raph is known for being super powered strong hitter....

[@Dennis77X1990]

Awesome montage! Its been a while since i laughed so hard.

[@GhoulWorldOrder]

TO SHINE!! Also, nice video :D

[@BigNothing69]

Damn I loved this video. The last 20 minutes or so had me dying.

[@RezaQin]

TIHYDP authors are so damn creative, I love it.

[@MikeJr9284]

DSP really should stop playing fighting games altogether

[@TheSPARTANusm]

+The Engie That Cried Nope He should just stop playing games altogether.

[@jonwootton2181]

Phil:Whaaaaat?! Dude He counters everything I do This game suuuucks ack ack ak Jotaro: Yare yare daze

[@SuperCliffBurton]

When I first watched him play MK9 I hoped he'd forget about the block button in that But nope he forgets it in SC lmao

[@lydellb]

LMAO He thought Kilik was sweet.

[@codysego5319]

"it wont come out" maybe use lube XDDD sorry m8 walked right into that one

[@Xxandrew01]

Also thanks Sega World Order for showing my comment at 28:50 :)

[@DoomRater]

He seriously tried to attack after being blocked. That's just asking to be countered. There's damn near nothing safe on block anymore!

[@thatoneteengamer4829]

As someone who mains Nightmare seeing Phil attempt to use him just annoys me

[@ZER0SC]

being a NM main myself, it is almost unbearable to watch DSP use him

[@TheDragonsPit]

+ZER0 SC I don't main NM but I play from time to time mainly because he fits a good amount of my creations. But dear god watching him play Nightmare is disgusting I mean Nightmare was actually OP in SV5 so instead of taking advantage of that he fucking spams inputs only pulling off the slowest abilities don't get me started on how he played Mitsurugi....

[@ZER0SC]

+Tony Redgrave after the patch NM became shit man, but yh DSP sucks hard man

[@TheDragonsPit]

+ZER0 SC I don't know NM is still really good if you know your shit

[@ZER0SC]

+Tony Redgrave well anyone can be really good if you know your shit, he's still around mid-tier, but it just means you gotta work harder...especially against greeks

[@thatgiambalvoguy]

I have the Phoenix Wright - Cornered music as my phone ring tone and I started to freak out and look for my phone when it kicked in at 55:36

[@marquissheats9639]

6:12 that read from the computer.

[@UltimateShadow10]

This is godlike editing!

[@tommyjohnson1066]

He's surprised that the main antagonist,Nightmare is in this game

[@megazerox_gaming]

The intro was fuckin epic! Well done!

[@leonardocarvalho7306]

46:16 that KHAMBO got me in tears, great vid man

[@cpt.parasyte2470]

18:18 look at that flurry of wiffs xD

[@hatsuneelissu5924]

offcourse his main was nightmare! nightmare is the cheapest and overused character in the game! you can litterly destroy everyone online if you know how to use him, because his stupid hits can hit you from almost mid screen away! its rediculis.

[@ZoomingOut402]

Zovioh _FGC This guy is a spammer european lagger that plays flowchart alisa in tekken. Lol. And yep, he is bullshitting about nightmare because he is a scrub. The only cheap character in this game is viola

[@D-Nova]

9:47 Is that Crispin Freeman? The guy who voiced Alucard, Hideki Motosuwa, Albedo Piazzolla, Sundowner, etc? That guy seems to be in every game nowadays.

[@ImSoMad.]

Dsp's favorite word counter

[@judahsoremy9857]

Not enough burping.

[@TheNexDude]

man Soul Edge....that brings me back man

[@itwuzavalibles256]

I wonder how good DSP would be if he learned how to block.

[@LordFrostDeath]

58:04 I'm so fucking dead.

[@lydellb]

I knew he was going to have issues when he picked Voldo.

[@tigerish2250]

That Kilik was godlike.

[@sgtpepper91]

i love tihydps with lots of comments showcased

[@SpoofyJ]

lmfao, this video went ham toward the end.

[@Rusaarules]

I swear half the shit he says about moves and stuff are made up.

[@PocokPresents]

awesome video.

[@Nikiboo32]

"i was a pro a street fighter"

[@chaos.d_1736]

seriously haven't he not learned from other past fighting games that you can't block a throw?

[@MrBlackboy21ful]

wow didn't expect my comments to be shown in any of these videos lol.

[@CaliburMaster]

lol i really wanna see this dude play legendary souls xD

[@inadikdik5743]

uCalibur Master 2c

[@RemTV]

my favorite tihydp

[@buffykatniss9182]

His super didn't come out? Lol, try you did not hit the right combo. Dear lord. Why must he ruin everything?

[@TheJJStrife]

So...much...sodium

[@DrummermanMatt]

I think the only time Phil actually admits when he's wrong about something is when he can't think of an excuse to bail himself out. In this case, saying he was blocking by holding back, when all players of the game know that it's a button press and not a directional. Once he realized his folly, he knew he couldn't weasel his way out of it.

[@TheJericho1123]

please Let`s Endure of this.

[@kosmosfan01]

Does he just expect the AI to lie down and let him win matches just because he's using a new character. Maybe he should stop trying to just mash attack all day like the one comment said since that is the reason why he's supposedly getting countered all the time. The character is countering his attack attempt. Also of course characters like Nightmare hit like a damn truck while Viola does less damage. That's fighting game mechanics 101.

[@raidzerker4786]

Did you have a button assigned for ABK? That would help.

[@judahsoremy9857]

Really? You just put that fishbrain's head on the sexiest female character ever made?

[@crashx9973]

When will Phil realize that he'll quit getting countered if he stops mashing random buttons against the bots?

[@xUltimatexBladerx]

This is NORMAL DIFFICULTY?!? I beat it on hard, Arcade and the all of the title cards! I definitely feel better knowing I could beat his ass in my favorite "fighting" game.

[@sardinesworldorder1900]

+xUltimatexBladerx Yes this is normal difficulty. You can tell because, sometimes, the A.I. just stands there and do nothing. lol

[@xUltimatexBladerx]

Just...wow. The tower, story mode, I bet that was the last time he played it since the third floor, unlocking Kilik, and all the more difficult stuff would have him in the corner crying in the fetal position.

[@DrummermanMatt]

Honestly, a beginner could probably beat him in this game.

[@ilssxdts]

Phoenix Wright theme. So awesome!!

[@InfernoxLombax]

Remember when nightmare wasn't known for doing high damage? Yeah good times.

[@judahsoremy9857]

Sardines World Order...

[@jazzygeofferz]

"Nothing I can do." Just a thought but have you tried not pressing buttons when you're obviously out of range of the other character and allowing yourself to get punished? There's something you could do...

[@linushyper300]

ONLINE FIREBALL!

[@rangodash]

No granted, I haven't played Soul Caliber in many years, but why doesn't Kilik have his bo staff? I used to ring out my cousin with it

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

Kilik is a mimic character in SC5

[@miciso666]

i love his counter counter counter complains. a pro fighting expert gamer btw. has no idea what the fuck the game is telling him. STOP USING SLOW MOVES

[@nycsoul17]

24:24 My fucking sides.

[@abdelwesker8066]

cool fun video

[@BrikonySnowfluff]

he needs learn how to block and side step lol

[@nineball8193]

that intro :D i cant i need it on my phone

[@hiddenbutdeadly]

holy fuck banana's....SOUL BLADE????...aint seen that since demo 1!!!!

[@supernitendex7]

Servaunteece!

[@wiegraf37]

I thought fighting games were this guy's thing?

[@irontomato3835]

55:24 ooOooOOooOoo

[@MemoriesInMonochrome]

33:50 WTF?! O.o