This is...Sales Training?

[@thechadx2]

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[@RizzforRizz69]

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[@TEH_BEST_RAB]

Me when the chad chad is chadding

[@elithegamer6436]

Hi chad :)

[@samsamisasamsam]

How was that 18 minutes ago?? Edit: nvm lol

[@Be_ar]

Ok :]

[@demongirlfriend]

The homoerotic tension in a sales seminar has never been more palpable

[@tabathaarria9558]

ikr why do you wanna see a man shirtless that bad bro that's kinda fruity

[@Joe90h]

"Do you have a family?" He asks, hoping they don't. "Take off your shirt." He says, chewing his gum more intensely.

[@evilemuempire9550]

They also seem to be targeting men in their sales rp, just an interesting fact combined with the idea you make more money by being attractive

[@milam_is_ok]

They all have a humiliation kink AND they're playing it all in front of our eyes, like PLEASE we didn't ask to partecipate 😭

[@sfjuhispst8144]

"I'll show you who's the boss of this seminar!"

[@daveslamjam]

"a twinge of cringe" truly has evolved from a little squeak to a whole jingle

[@Al___]

a TWWWINGE of CRIINNNGE

[@somerandomcube]

I smell homestuck

[@daveslamjam]

@@somerandomcube what's it smell like?

[@ASEXUALZACHARIE]

@@daveslamjam to me it smels like chemicals and ASS

[@pancakes2528]

@@daveslamjamsmells like a smell

[@jazzanarchy1342]

“Guaranteed to triple your income.” “If someone kidnapped your family and threatened to kill them unless you tripled your income, I bet you’d do it.” “You got a family?” I don’t like where this is going.

[@blakksheep736]

Truly unfortunate.

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

Script for a finance related horror/crime movie, coming out sometime in 2037?!🤔😏😆jk but had to throw in 2037 since some movie trailers come out WAY before the movie, to the point where movie actors sometimes are in the trailer but not the movie 🤔😏😆

[@kefkapalazzo1]

nah I think id just break down or something lmao

[@PurplinEgg]

As soon as Chad opens her mouth, you just know she's about to say something

[@horrorfanatic99]

truly one of the moments of all time

[@nnndddzzz1]

U know something

[@furresquidexists]

soooo truuueee

[@honey--girl-miss--muffin]

ah yes

[@Lynn-Lynn-Lynn]

Are you sure she wasn’t about to breathe ?

[@kennidystephens7289]

Being shirtless in front of a room while trying to give a speech/pitch, and then having everyone laugh at you is a complete nightmare scenario. Can't believe that this is real.

[@justinthompson6364]

And that comment about "it doesn't bother you enough"? Like no dude, I'm not self-conscious about my physique, I just don't appreciate people thinking they can touch me for no discernable reason

[@herodoesstuff]

the "it doesnt bother you enough" to me is such a dumb comment bcuz there could be soooo many reasons why he didn't react the way andy thought he should. i feel influenced by being in front of everyone with a presenter he respected enough to even be there

[@viedal]

and everyone there is paying for it

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

@@herodoesstuff I really want to see what he'd say if he asks a person to take their shirt off, and that person says 'I have Cushing syndrome. My body produces too much cortisol so it puts fat on my midsection, face and shoulders.'

[@sierrajohnson717]

When the AUDIENCE pretends that YOU are naked, to INCREASE anxiety

[@oggyreidmore]

I bought a ladder from a salesman once. It looked like a cheap aluminum thing and the price was low so I was gonna pass on it. But the salesman was about 450 pounds. He unfolded it, climbed up to the top, and stood on the little paint shelf. If that had been some slim guy with abs I would have shrugged it off, but that absolute unit of a man proved beyond a doubt this was a great ladder without a word. If they required their salesmen to have abs, he would have lost my business.

[@lildemonchan7690]

I'll be honest, as a woman who is quite short and slim, I feel more welcome to buy from a salesman who is hospitable and likely over the average weight. It seems like every time I meet the young and muscled up salesmen like the guy here, they automatically see me as a target and start pressuring me. Meanwhile, with more gentle and helpful salesmen, they make me feel like I'm family. The salesmen like this one just me feel like a child and come across as embellishing the truth to get a sale.

[@bogeymanbear]

@@lildemonchan7690almost like being nice to people is more conducive to conducting business than being a pressuring predatory asshole. I can’t wait for the day these guys solve that.

[@aaliyahfoster2705]

To be fair, there's a presentation style I look for in different salespeople. I would want someone selling their gym personal training services to have abs or a strong core to show they practice what they preach and will be able to hold me accountable toward my goal of building muscle. And they also have to be personable. It goes case by case.

[@oggyreidmore]

@@aaliyahfoster2705 I don't think it's necessary "to be fair" to this guy. I would imagine with the exception of the very niche example you gave, most salespeople you meet wear shirts. You can't tell if they have abs unless you lift the shirt, and that doesn't happen for literally any other product, so it's irrelevant.

[@GergC]

it's weird to think that his super aggressive training approach will translate to (presumably) being personable and friendly when he's trying to sell something to someone. It's like going to military bootcamp to become a mall santa

[@artbk]

You should pitch this idea to Hallmark, the movie can be out within this Christmas

[@FocusedFighter777]

Lots of dudes say toxic masculinity doesnt exist. This delusional guy right there is a perfect example of being a D, and ruining other dudes life/self-esteem in the process (and making money off of them...) No one needs to be a D with a God-complex in order to be a man... When will more than 20% of guys finally understands this. This guy pretends he isnt humiliating the other men: this is exactly what he does.

[@__melinda___]

Sadly "personable and friendly" isn't really seen as top priority in this style of sales. This is people who idolize the "coffee's for closers" monologue.

[@zbyte64]

​@@__melinda___ditto, this strikes me as super annoying sales person that doesn't understand no.

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad Chad is so jealous of their choice to do this training

[@everywhereattheendofemilyp7488]

I am grateful to Andy for being a walking advertisement of the dangers of cocaine.

[@mariya_tortilla]

my man looks like he's about to burst an artery at any moment

[@viviT-T]

@@mariya_tortillaREAL😭😭

[@sapphinese]

This is the longest someone on coke has gone without saying they’re on coke

[@RandomLyneysimp]

I died at this comment thank you

[@M0rbidCuriositea]

And steroids. Can't forget the steroids!

[@coffeefrog]

I’m fully convinced we entered the kink corner and all those attendees know what they really came for. Good for them.

[@AdiDoinStuff]

Hueh…came…

[@valivalll]

Aww

[@lemin0u]

*came to

[@demongirlfriend]

Can we just appreciate how Andy Misterclean never fails to kidnap and waterboard our family if we walk by him on the street without a six-pack

[@nekocherie]

​@ville__ you're saying this when you literally have been commenting 13 times the same thing. try better 😶

[@foxbuns]

@ville__ is there a special reason youre so annoying?

[@lucijamoric4858]

Best comment ever

[@foxbuns]

@ville__ we never asked and we dont care. shut the fuck up.

[@mariya_tortilla]

and thats what i respect about him

[@purpleisanicecolor1134]

A grown man on stage talking and using kidnapping as an example for sales while people (who are serious) listen to him attentively was probably the most freakish thing I've seen all week

[@unicorn73212]

Well they could have been caught up in some sort of trafficking ring you never know when a guy hints to you about sales he might be trying to buy you. That's why I always simply just politely decline it because I don't need any jail time. . It doesn't always work some of them will try to force you into it but if your good at escaping kidnappers then your probably already a legend you just have to let them do there thing then when they fall asleep sneak out of there and go home. It's not always hard to escape them because some of them are drunk and stupid after sex and it might be awhile before they wake up again.

[@Rob_Saccamano]

Yo, you got a family?

[@StiffMeat]

@@unicorn73212What the fuck did I just read

[@ImGeneralJAckson]

He is selling sales. It's too meta. And he admits that you don't have to know what your are talking about. 😂 he's so full of bs.

[@FocusedFighter777]

​@ville__ YOU care: you've posted this exact comment everywhere.

[@glossykisses]

Someone said these bros hate women because they're in love with eachother. I believe it. I really do.

[@thoronras]

As a former pitch salesman, I can say for sure what he's saying about not needing to know anything about what you're selling is unfortunately 100% true. Sales is more about how you speak during your pitch and how well you can get inside your audience's head. It's all about perceived authority and trustworthiness. Don't ever trust a salesperson, folks.

[@marschma]

everyday im thankful that door to door sales are illegal in germany. and i sure as heck wont go to where these people hang around.

[@winxclubstellamusa]

@@marschmaonline sales that are done via phone calls are a HUGE business nowadays, which I tried to get in and study and failed miserably at, lol. OP isn’t taking about door-to-door sales at all.

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

Me who always asks a million questions and wants details - checkmate lol I don't care about authority I want to know what the hell I'm paying for.

[@edayavuz1667]

@@cinnamonsparrowdesigns they just learn how to talk without explaining anything

[@edayavuz1667]

@@marschma oh, they don't look for you then. They keep finding my dad's phone number somewhere. Small business owners are their main target

[@SoggyOpossum]

You know it's a good day when Chad is Chadding

[@ramrahul614]

chad chadding makes all of us chads so we can also chad

[@imyourvice4860]

I especially liked the part where she said "I'M GONNA CHAD" and chadded all over the place

[@-coffee_creamer-5327]

Chad chadding is always a great place to be at

[@riskydash11]

she is so chad :))

[@thisisjupiter112]

i love the milly pfp

[@fawng8017]

I saw a husband and wife relationship tiktok channel where the husband was answering a viewer's question about why men will wait until the relationship is essentially dead before trying to save it with counseling or whatever. He said it's because men and boys are often conditioned to only consider something important if it's screamed at them, through coaches, teachers, pastors, etc. Verbal abuse and public humiliation just become a familiar part of the learning process and they come to expect it, meaning their wives' complaints and needs are taken as idle conversation until she gets frustrated and angry enough to start shouting. I was a little skeptical, like I knew that kind of treatment was more common for men, but to that level? Now I believe it.

[@hectormontes7056]

Definitely an abusive parent/parental figure thing and not a man thing. If you mean it’s usually men who are the ones yelling and screaming, then yes, it usually is a man thing. Most men aren’t social inept enough to not understand something until they’re yelled at. It’s usually a two-way miscommunication thing or just a bad partner thing.

[@grant0012]

It happens to me too and I'm not even a guy 😭 My school and home are just like that for some reason

[@SantanicoDiabolical]

​@@hectormontes7056I've grown up with primarily women yelling and screaming at me lol, not a man thing.

[@Ryan-cb1ei]

Sorry but that sounds like complete nonsense.

[@joshstabo]

I grew up in a single mother home and all my mom did was yell. Thank God I had men in my life when I was a kid who sat me down and spoke to me as a matter of fact rather than involving emotions in the conversation. Women think men communicate emotionally when we are loud are yelling. No. We are communicating effectively and making sure we can hear each other.

[@thisisjupiter112]

i just need a 1 hour compilation of chad chad's sketches. they're so fcking funny

[@dersiteduke_8708]

Also if it features Stanzi, it would be *chefs kiss*

[@Tearssssssss]

And without context

[@jacobd1984]

@@dersiteduke_8708 I never knew I wanted this until this very moment.

[@fynnknight558]

​@ville__god, you're on chad chad's videos too? get a life

[@alex-iu6rj]

​@@OfficerZlock ragebait bot

[@maryharbaugh9069]

My dad was a potbellied old man but he was kind and he knew how to connect with people. He owned his own business for 20 years and then became a car salesmen. And when he was a car salesmen the only people at the dealership that got more deals than him were the ones that got handed deals. Best man I've ever known. I miss him everyday.

[@ruthie8785]

Chad dad

[@jonnnnniej]

He sounds wonderful ❤

[@tinntinnamp]

Yes that's how you do it! Your dad sounds like he was awesome and judged his sales according to people's stories. I would think most level headed people would understand that someone being overly friendly in a fake way and pressuring you to buy the most expensive thing was doing it just to get the commission. Of course that is understandable, but I'd like to think a lot of people can see through that and can't respect people who do that if the person states a budget. I would be a horrible sales person if I made a majority of my money through commissions because if someone instantly says I can't afford anything more than *set amount* I would straight up not be able to tell them to spend more money unless I truly thought it could help somehow. I'd probably want to help find them something cheaper 🤣

[@pranavghantasala6808]

I wish I could have met your dad, it sounds like he was an absolute joy to be around

[@EdertheJust]

But how was his 6pack looking 🤔

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

"I'm not gay! It's a sales pitch, bro!"

[@danahhmean]

😂😂

[@TinyGhosty]

I am thoroughly convicted this man learned all of these "tactics" from his previous career in humiliation 🌽orn.

[@Kibannn]

Just say porn 😭 this isn't tiktok

[@TinyGhosty]

@@Kibannn 🌽orn.

[@benmuirhead9356]

Cornorn?

[@TinyGhosty]

@@benmuirhead9356 I don't recommend searching it, but the website is 🌽ornCob

[@led_draws91]

@@benmuirhead9356cornorn🌽

[@thanatoast]

I don't think I've ever seen people working a legitimate profession where it feels like they're overcompensating more than in the Sales and Finance sectors. It always feels more like they're trying to convince themselves that their work is legitimate.

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

And it's not like their good they're just manipulative and intimidating. I was good at selling stuff (when I worked retail) b/c I was able to be relatable and nice to a person. Finding out what they needed and matching stuff to that need. Not beating them over the head and waterboarding them to buy a mixer haha

[@xNeverm1ndx]

Because most of them are essentially pushers, and they know it

[@salem3641]

that’s how sales should be. a lot of “salesmen” think that selling the product to whoever whenever is the most important point instead of matching a consumers needs to specific products

[@Yurt_enthusiast7]

I would argue that sales and finance is one of the less legitimate sectors.

[@FocusedFighter777]

This ha, sadly. And yet....

[@hopeadler507]

I love his selective angles when like 4-6 chairs are empty 9:09 and you know the rest of the room is just empty chairs. He’s the best seller for selling

[@carlwinslo]

Just adding the "Alpha" act to anything is now a thing. Alpha Bootcamp, Alpha salesman, Alpha Line Dance Instructor, Alpha Cashier, Alpha Housekeeper.

[@fentina]

Not housekeeper, that's a female coded job 😑 But I mean, yeah. The entirety of the alpha thing comes from insecurity and a need for outside validation. Which means the way to make money of ppl is to offer them a chance at that validation

[@FocusedFighter777]

Lots of dudes say toxic masculinity doesnt exist. This delusional guy right there is a perfect example of being a D, and ruining other dudes life/self-esteem in the process (and making money off of them...) No one needs to be a D with a God-complex in order to be a man... When will more than 20% of guys finally understands this. This guy pretends he isnt humiliating the other men: this is exactly what he does.

[@FocusedFighter777]

​@@fentina And boooiiiiii does it work!! Tons of money, Tate, Jordan, you name them!

[@phoenixfritzinger9185]

Alpha Centauri

[@Georgei_xx]

Alpha gay stripper

[@KomradeKrusher]

The fact that such aggressive "sales tactics" (more like "signature bullying") are even still legal almost anywhere boggles the mind.

[@moragslothe6449]

It's ok because he plays Spartacus re-runs in the background.

[@FocusedFighter777]

Exactly, this whole world is broken on so many levels. And many will defend this guy.....

[@meowbahhyt]

You're free to say no Chad Chad fan

[@ZenobiaofPalmyra]

Honesty it's worthy of the wall.

[@banoko]

@@meowbahhyt I hope salesman come to your house and won't take no for an answer and annoy you and your family for eternity, and also phone calls and emails.

[@chickennuggetpaw]

3:51 woah woah woah don’t threaten me with a good time

[@sleepdeprivedthesecond]

I aspire to be like Chad Chad like any sensible straight man

[@kgddugvjj]

I feel the same way as a gay

[@fabledtrinity9878]

every group of people wanting to be like chad chad will bring the world together

[@MK_ULTRA420]

I'd rather be a terrorist but whatevs

[@julibee.]

@@MK_ULTRA420 huh? 😀

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@julibee. Umm you're welcome?

[@yieeeeeeeeeeeeee]

- wanting his salesmen to be muscular - "that being better looking would make you more money" - stripping them and degrading them in front of the crowd - "im literally pounding their ass in the ground" big sussy pimp energy

[@winxclubstellamusa]

Yeah, that man is absolutely gay! And his extreme anger is because he is still closeted.

[@phoenixgirl70]

Yes. I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t invite one of the men to his room for a drink to talk more about sales and stood out from the crowd because “he just has a good feeling he’s on the edge of a sales explosion”.

[@bunnyrabi]

So I do want to say the first 2 points is right. A good looking, fit man definitely does waaaay better in sales. Just like a beautiful , hour glass figured woman. People are going to be more willing to listen based on your appearance, that's kind of how reality is. However yea the other stuff is stupid nonsense

[@blurose6348]

@ville__Then move tf on seriously wtf is with people commenting on shit they “don’t care” pretending to be badass

[@chaoskat4161]

​@winxclubstellamusa Yeahhhh when he talked about slamming the guy against the wall that niched it for me

[@joelyt1682]

He's like a parent scolding you for every single mistake and shaming you for every single imperfection and you have and say "I'm saying all of it to encourage you"

[@taythemay4451]

I got out of sales because I always felt like I was lying. It felt really unethical. This guy confirms the vibes.

[@xmateinc]

I work at a small shop and have to sell bicycles some times if the owner isnt here, and I hate trying to convince people that something is better then it actually is. I’m a great mechanic, and good at doing inventory and keeping up on ordering, but selling sucks. Sometimes I find myself purposely leaving out details to make something sound and look better, and I hate it.

[@NutyRiver]

I have to sell stuff for my job, and I have no clue why anyone would WANT to do it. At least there’s other aspects to my job otherwise I’d be looong gone by now, but my boss tried to pull this “you don’t need to know anything about x to sell it. You just have to apply pressure and make people want it” bullshit and I just nodded my head and then promptly haven’t done a single thing he said.

[@Viteaification]

thats why im not good at selling. i feel bad for people

[@ishkapiska4516]

Why do you feel like you have to lie about something to sell it?

[@kidscast5842]

@@ishkapiska4516 because that is sales 101

[@gerritvanvoorst137]

10:18 that he's got scenes from Spartacus, a show full of oiled up gladiators, playing behind him on stage fully broke me. Absolutely deranged, Chad Chad does not disappoint.

[@kaitmarie6505]

Ok yes thank you, it really added to the fever dream vibe and then I was so confused when most comments didn't mention it lmao

[@noranizaazmi6523]

@StopLGBT-ss7rwwhat about women lefts 😭😭 womp womp

[@alisonpurgatory85]

Not only that, a show that is pretty incisive about the horror that is slavery, and it pulls no punches in showing how ritual and sexual humiliation, forced nudity, threatening loved ones, and rigid body standards are tools for enforcing that slavery.

[@Spacefloop]

11:00 I had a teacher just like that. He would be straight up proud of winning an argument against a child. He was also one of those “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do” teachers.

[@zubetp]

i had one too. i was 12. i talked back once, and he berated me until i was bawling and had to be escorted to the counselor, where all i would say was "i shouldn't have said anything" over and over again.

[@lizzzylavender]

Ok but that bit at the end with the teacher… unironically happens SO frequently. Teachers (including teachers of small children) on power trips shitting on kids to boost their own ego is unfortunately quite common.

[@Lily-xg1qq]

Fr that whole bit I was thinking “damn this sounds like my math teacher” 💀💀

[@gr33ngirlsea]

UGH, I hate when teachers do that.

[@swordkitty]

lol yes this was most of my PE and math teachers

[@Yurt_enthusiast7]

Power tripping teachers or students who lashes out when they don't understand? You decide!

[@christiancinnabars1402]

@Yurt_enthusiast7 Even if a kid """""lashes out,""""" that doesn't give the teacher a pass to insult them and have the rest of the class jeer at them. Anything short of being held at gunpoint wouldn't be enough of an excuse.

[@foxyseven609]

Top ten reasons that one flawed study on power structures in wolf packs should have never been conducted:

[@blakksheep736]

Honestly I wouldn't blame the guy who did it. The study didn't invent this kind of mentality, it only gave it its current vocabulary and some of its structure. Its not like this Andy person wouldn't exist in the way he is if not for the study.

[@foxyseven609]

@@blakksheep736 im not blaming them at all, i just think its funny that this is still the current vocabulary, as the fact that the study its from was flawed inherently undermines them

[@blakksheep736]

@@foxyseven609 indeed.

[@what-fv6wx]

You literally said my favorite thing to say about people like this. "he got told he was good one too many times" there are really too many people like this out there. They got put on a pedestal by the people around them and they genuinely believe they are better than everyone else and deserve to be treated as such.

[@sumlem]

These are definitely tips I should apply to my current job at Sephora because it fits the constant fear of age in the air.

[@linzbridge4495]

Eye liner totally needs 6 pack abs! Nothing will make me want to buy it more.... and also maybe call the cops.🤣

[@sumlem]

@@linzbridge4495 what's funny is that customers DO treat you differently depending on appearance like physical body shape, skin tone and makeup style 😭

[@OfficerZlock]

Chad Chadis uncool, I'm way cooler dudes💀

[@sghuntress.mp4]

​@@OfficerZlock hi way cooler dudes, unconventional name you've got there

[@bitchgetter2000]

​@@OfficerZlock I thought she was chad chad NGL, but uncool is a good name as well

[@herodoesstuff]

chad chad rly puts out the funniest videos and then says "see u next time" like girl i would watch at least 30 more minutes of this

[@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared]

literally like "I'm gonna call it there guys" don't! stay with me

[@monopolizedopamine]

I immediatly binged the day KZbin suggested this magical place 😂

[@herodoesstuff]

neither of u have any videos lol

[@herodoesstuff]

ok?

[@Cloudy_Creations1]

​@StopLGBT-ss7rwstop with the rage bait my man

[@tinntinnamp]

9:37 poor guy said "both" (which should be the correct answer) actually thinking that's what this crazy guy is looking for 🤣

[@Brione30]

“A lot of his techniques don’t even sound like techniques, they just sound like guilt tripping.” Thaaaaat’s sales!

[@kgddugvjj]

Chad Chad masterclosing on camera? This is disgusting. Lock her up.

[@Tysard]

Get a bunch of people to go to one of these seminars. Half way through, have everyone get up and leave. When he asks why everyone is leaving just say "he just really didn't sell me on the seminar."

[@mikethewhizz5085]

Actual professional floor salesman here! The best way to make good sales is by: 1) knowing about what you're selling. 2) being yourself. 3) treating the customer with kindness and respect. The best sales aren't the ones that have the most money involved, they're the ones that make a customer want to come back :)

[@Widdekuu91]

And having a personal connection! I always come back if the person was friendly and had a nice chat with me (and genuienly helped me, even if the conclusion was that the product wasn't for me) and I always run off when they intimidate me.

[@mikethewhizz5085]

@@Widdekuu91 I try not to be too weird or overbearing or anything like that, but I'm autistic and sometimes I just let my quirks slip through. I'm starting to think that I need therapy more than a social job

[@Widdekuu91]

@@mikethewhizz5085 Haha, well, it is appreciated by me if someone is a bit weird or overbearing, as long as you don't shout or scream and take your shirt off xD I am autistic too bytheway, and I have therapy. I used to study Marketing, but it was all just.. well.. lying and I stopped and started studying Pedagogic Work. Now I create art with autistic people and the profits go to a Foundation for Autistic people and their care and activities. Funny how life works. :P

[@mori6434]

Yeah I had a furniture store of all things earn my loyalty just because all the staff was really nice and they even pointed me to other stores if I couldn't find what I wanted with them.

[@hgbugalou]

I always like it when a sales person has obvious passion about the products he is selling too. Like knowing the history of the company, owning products himself, knowing way too much about any given product, etc.

[@biancamo10]

I'm currently going through insurance sales training, and wow, I guess I should've known I'd sale more auto policies if I get naked!! Truly brilliant.

[@thelostcosmonaut5555]

I use the same tactic to get more tickets at chuck e cheese.

[@cassidyconroy4101]

Good luck with your training! Sales is tough, but it's worth it for the right people. :)

[@MashieMutt]

​@@thelostcosmonaut5555That fucking rat wants to see my ass

[@thelostcosmonaut5555]

@StopLGBT-ss7rw ok, troll, have fun never getting laid.

[@AnikMonette]

I think doing that in my case would make people flee...😅

[@underpaiddefenseattorney]

I love how you actually do an ad timer, instead of us just guessing. Even if I don't usually skip them, its nice.

[@asabecker1521]

i was having a terrible day until i saw the notification, and now my day is worse. thanks Chad Chad!

[@avril6922]

😂 wth

[@phuongle6670]

Is this a drew gooden video

[@JusticeGivenForm]

​@@phuongle6670I think so

[@hotbarbie]

​@@phuongle6670was gonna ask the same thing

[@FocusedFighter777]

Muahaha!

[@lumxty]

i’ve been feeling sick lately but a new chad chad video always makes me feel better

[@livlaughscoliosis]

hope u feel better ❤️

[@crackheadradar7803]

Get better

[@gh0stpng666]

relatable but i hope you feel better :3

[@emofangz]

Omg same

[@Luci_lanterne836]

Felt that. Just recovered from a nasty strep throat infection so yeah best of luck to ya!

[@Pinkednami]

I can tell chad chad is homeschooled bcs the bit at 10:55 happens in school all the time

[@iansalzman3672]

Can’t wait for the full Chad Chad remake of Wolf of Wall Street

[@ruthie8785]

chad of chadstreet

[@LuciesCafe]

5:51 that has GOT to be a fetish you genuinely can’t convince me otherwise

[@alexread6767]

0:50

[@Queen_Cnidarian]

The best salesman are the people that look and act the kindest. Their customers will have a higher opinion of them, trust them more, and be more willing to buy whatever they’re selling. Going out of your way to be intimidating towards your customers will cause less sales, not more.

[@jjnsomesauce]

you know the seminar is going well when the guy you paid to teach you tells you he knows literally nothing about the things he's trying to sell, real vote of confidence there.

[@170AndBeyond]

I was in sales for a couple of years and hated it. I knew that it wasn't for me. There are techniques you can implement to get better, but it's kind of obvious that you have to be the type of person that enjoys sales to be good at it. This guy is so ridiculous. P.S. Chad reminds me of Frugal Aesthetic and that's a great thing.

[@bec7080]

There's two types of people who love sales. The best kind of sales people, people who LOVE to know as much about the products as they can so that they can out intelligence and out sell as many people as possible (positive competition) and people who will lie to get whatever sales they can get (negative competition). Good companies reward the first, bad companies reward the latter.

[@cryforhelp7270]

Watch Recreyo and 3rd IMPACT for more frugal aesthetic!

[@jonnnnniej]

Same, I got talked into a sales position at the company I wrote my thesis for. They needed someone and I did research at the sales department for my thesis. It went terrible, I've never been that unhappy, and it made me so incredibly insecure. I'm good at thinking about what needs to be done and how, but actually selling it... big nope

[@170AndBeyond]

@@jonnnnniej I feel you on that. In the setting that I was in, I also just didn't like manipulating people because it was a product that I didn't care about or believe in. I got out of customer service and sales altogether and I'm never, ever going back.

[@dwn_to_clwn]

The “there’s no in between” and “there there” jokes flew over my head the first watch

[@archduke2277]

We need dudes like this for professions that aren't finance or sales. Where are my alpha male fast food worker influencers? Where are the welding weightlifters? Where is the ripped doctor telling other doctors he'll torment their families if they don't complete fifty surgeries RIGHT NOW?

[@jomaq9233]

No don’t give them ideas😂

[@romywhite290]

I worked in a place where the sales guys would say ANYTHING to make a sale, not knowing anything about the actual product we delivered downstairs, meaning we basically had to resell the client on the real product after they were already upset.

[@PixelChonk]

i like Chad Chad so much, i downloaded Toon Blast and got so good at Toon Blast that I now host seminars about learning to play Toon Blast where I just yell at people how much better I am at Toon Blast than them

[@evelyn_lavender]

I literally just got on KZbin and said “I’m in a Chad Chad mood.” And tried to find a good one to watch, and the second I said that this was posted 🎉😂

[@kat.hearted]

@ville__buddy you don’t even have any content 😭😭😭

[@trashbinsalt_asmr]

As someone who is a business major and had a subject in professional salesmanship you should always know how the product you are selling works

[@booskie4316]

But how should my abs look tho?

[@thj9760]

Just take your shirt off

[@adv78]

How much of the course was getting abs? 1/3? 1/4? 1/2?

[@phoenixgirl70]

Yes like I want to know everything about what I’m buying especially if it’s a big purchase and something you’re using a lot. That’s the worst advice. I also wouldn’t want the salesman wearing his 9 year old sons shorts.

[@zimbu_]

The importance of that does depend on the product, for a really crap product seeming like a trustworthy authority figure can be more beneficial than knowledge. Like, a high-fee mutual fund salesperson doesn't really benefit from knowing how the product works past what can fit on a small leaflet.

[@iamvoidnoodle]

Being shirtless while trying to give a speech then everyone laughing at you sounds like a nightmare someone would have 💀

[@JingoCrochet]

you could troll this guy by asking him if he can sell anything even something you don't think he knows anything about, he'll probably say yes, then you hand him a menstrual cup and ask him to sell it to you and see what he foolery comes up with 😂

[@Patterrz]

getting waterboarded is a very important part of sales training

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

LOL, apparently, at least in THIS type of training video😂jk but if you need to be able to crawl thru barbed wire to make a sale maybe it’s better to sell Dyson vacuum cleaners instead😂jk

[@greatape8019]

yeah true, as i did internships in sales or had training in selling stuff in school i was waterboarded constantly. and also i have rock-hard abs from this. (obviously sarcasm)

[@lukeandrew3335]

It helps you remember the lessons on the whiteboard stuck to the ceiling above as the waterboarding was happening. Mostly at 2am, waking up in a sweat and screaming.

[@TomBent9]

0:04 I'm glad your man is doing well

[@cheesecake2048]

6:56 I heard negro, and the guy who came out only reinforced my delusion and i was so caught off guard 😭

[@NovaBlueNova]

I swear sales is like another world. Every sales department I've ever worked with has been full of self absorbed, out of touch, way too extroverted, and just generally fake people, it's bizarre. I guess you have to be a special kind of crazy to want to sell people things they don't want or need.

[@ZenobiaofPalmyra]

They must be broken back into shape!

[@NovaBlueNova]

@StopLGBT-ss7rw Good for you, no one asked

[@lukeandrew3335]

Having worked in an office next to sales people, I concur.

[@Ms12369]

I'm a notoriously bad judge of character but I'm calling it anyways: that guy is Closeted.

[@davidnacey1936]

I've been Binge watching Chad Chad recently, and I just love Chad's humor. Keep on making fun content.

[@elizabethr.9359]

Same and then I went to watch another and realized I have watched every one 😅

[@click_beatty]

A Binge of cringe

[@firstnamelastname7708]

@@click_beatty😂

[@atinybruh]

​@ville__i care, its a comment section, its meant to be commented in

[@jjakajshbajajzhshah]

i binge watched her 3 times. when I'm waiting for her new video, i always get bored and start watching all her videos again. the next one might start one or two week later😂

[@dr_volberg]

10:17 - The fact that he screens the movie "300" (2006) in the background of his seminars is just hilarious to me on so many levels.

[@generalcodsworth4417]

I saw the context and I still do not think theres any straight scenario where one man tells another man to come up, take his shirt off, then feels his waist and asks "does this bother you?"

[@eliasclark2354]

My fiancée was distracted the whole time by how much he looks like the wrestler Kurt Angle, but we were BOTH distracted by whatever video was playing in the background at 10:15 .... why is he just blasting an episode of Spartacus during his seminar

[@ephemeralgod]

11:14 "You'd never see any other teacher doing this" (cuts to math teacher) actually, you'd be surprised how many math teachers are EXACTLY like this.

[@bahaanaldo]

Typically, commentary KZbinrs make way too many jokes that aren't funny when talking about something I'm interested in learning about/watching. You are cracking me up more than most. Bless you.

[@nimble_bimble]

"have you tried being a suave womanizer who wears shoes like a court jester?" I almost spat out my drink lmao

[@urstruly_hex1656]

11:34 #JusticeForJosie

[@AgentPilot]

I would love to see this guy in a sales conversation with a real customer, because he doesn't seem like has other volumes than yelling and almost yelling.

[@aprilzella]

How does Chad do her eyeliner so perfect all the time... it's impressive

[@ElroyTheTwost]

8:06 Chad Chad teasing the upcoming Chadly fans where we'll finally get to see her ripped abs

[@ShonieBoy]

3:55 to 4:04 🤣

[@emmawilbanks4245]

Sales training at its finest

[@TuffMelon]

"I'm not insulting him, I'm just instilling him with a feeling of failure ahead of time so that he goes to the trouble of trying to earn 500k, only to feel even worse when he inevitably fails because its not even remotely as easy as I'm pretending it is"

[@blueamoguis1174]

Your last skit reminded me of when I was a child and I drew a bird and when I showed it to my mom, she drew another bird next to mine to prove that she could draw better

[@cassidyconroy4101]

I literally do sales for my job, full-time lol. A large majority of popular sales advice is pretty cringy and bizarre, so even though I love sales and just helping people in general, I constantly feel like I have to explain myself when people ask what I do.

[@CocoaHerBeansness]

i guess it depends on weather you’re selling things people want and need or trying to trick them.

[@yann6109]

11:04 This part gave me flashbacks, I actually had a teacher like that 😭 (as you can imagine, it was very good for my self-esteem)

[@Kozma-st1js]

I hate to mention it, but he is definitely right about being hot helping you with sales revenue. I've seen firsthand that people will buy shit from people with a mediocre sales pitch because they're so enthralled by the seller. Looks is just one part of the equation, but being hot definitely makes any sales job way easier.

[@mayflyforyou]

You're sign off is strangely soothing. It's like you're casting a magical spell on us all.

[@hurklesthecrow]

Who else thinks Chad should make a whole song of her just singing "a twinge of cringe" multiple different ways

[@Elriuhilu]

She should do covers of tiktok songs like she did in her video about creepy dudes acting "sexy" on there.

[@vipercats1243]

My dad is a salesperson, he has been doing it so long and has trained many people himself, he is really kind to people and there has been many times people brought him gifts because of it. My dad has made some good money doing sales and not to mention he is a really good father! even if he denies it(He sometimes thinks he is a horrible father and a horrible person honestly i should show him that guy, now that is a horrible person).

[@Moonscoutx]

Please never stop making videos Chad Chad. You’re a bright light in this hellworld.

[@RENbby]

Yessss. Emphasis on hellworld. 🥲

[@cc13556]

i loved it when chad chad said “it’s time for a twinge of cringe” and chaded all over the place

[@fungi5350]

“Everyone that works for me has a six pack” lmaoo too much man. The amount of time, energy, and deprivation you have to go through to look cut is crazy. And you honestly start feeling like crap.

[@Marina_Sea]

Never knew I needed to train my sale but glad I learned from Chad Chad

[@avevee9708]

7:46 this is the most scathing thing Chad has ever said about anyone oh my god

[@Xtennsion]

4:51 damn this could be a crazy good phonk beat

[@Silas237]

9:04 that's a quality callback 🤌🤌

[@sofiav7791]

I didnt see anyone mention this yet but the lowkey "Leslie" and "Morely" joke 1:35 was incredible, you're so big brained chad chad

[@banana_365iguess]

Help I no get it

[@sofiav7791]

@@banana_365iguess Leslie is a normal name but Morely isnt, so im p sure it was a play on words "less" and "more"

[@banana_365iguess]

@@sofiav7791 ah can't believe I missed that Lol Thank you:>

[@githmi.]

hahaha 😭

[@zubetp]

"how about we raise em? how about we raise em? how about we raise em?" my parents planning our family in the 80s

[@AC8X]

If I ever saw a man in shorts that tight body-shaming other people, I’d have something to say about the biggest thing in his shorts being a whiteboard marker

[@Lily-xg1qq]

LMFAO STOP IT HAS ME KICKIN MY FEET LAUGHING

[@pauligrossinoz]

Don't do this to me while I'm trying to drink coffee ... now I've got to clean up the mess!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mimido23]

I like to watch videos like this to make myself feel better about choosing a very low stress job even though I'm overqualified

[@Theluzersclub]

8:35 "only a sith deals in absolutes"

[@SatoruGojothegoaat]

You know it’s gonna be a good day when chad posts a video

[@bonkcg2485]

Grow skin 🤷

[@GalvanizedSquaresteelI]

@ville__dang calm down sir

[@kat.hearted]

@@GalvanizedSquaresteelI don’t worry or try to argue, it’s just bait lol

[@SatoruGojothegoaat]

@@kat.hearted um no thx😭

[@SatoruGojothegoaat]

@ville__ why are you so mad for😭

[@kgddugvjj]

The "take your shirt off" bit is so Andy can masterclose.

[@agentwashingtub9167]

Fun fact: the poop deck is any elevated deck aft of the quarterdeck. It’s not the bathroom: the bathroom is called the head and was at the bow of the ship