This is the ABSOLUTE WORST Couple You've Ever Seen (Love After Lockup)

[@TatsumiOga682]

The fact that this man found 5 women that agreed to married him gives me hope that I'll find someone

[@trojan403]

Haha

[@IndigoBellyDance]

😂😂😂😂 tbh do u want to date the ladies that marry him 😂😂😂😂

[@byron71330]

😂😂😂😂

[@KingNez89]

Lmao we all know all the women that married him had one thing on their mind....I wouldn't be shocked at all of he is the guy that has been married 5 times and is still a virgin....we all know none of those women wanting him touching them

[@diaryofamadpanda3123]

"I've just been feeling weird about stuff / I need more kisses" was like knives in my fucking soul dude haha

[@lp6445]

“never ever, in my 55 years of life, have i seen a woman.” i lost it at that part

[@Laurie_Ramone]

The way he like, pursed his mouth after he said "I want more kissessssssssss" ughghhgh lmao

[@elizabetht458]

How about that sassy little head thing he did while he was saying that and pursing his lips 😆 Holy shit

[@BloodyMary420]

Absolute cringe 🤮🤮🤮

[@Chuck_EL]

​​@@elizabetht458 dude was like Joe from the three stooges when Joe went "Oh quit it" while he limp wrist hit Moe or Larry 😂

[@Themalcolmestmalcolm]

@@Chuck_EL corny

[@Man_fay_the_Bru]

@@Themalcolmestmalcolmtrue though🤷‍♂️

[@Baddie_Vee]

The “ I need more kisses “ physically hurt

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Dude’s been married four times and immediately whined for more hugs and kisses five minutes after his fifth wedding.

[@TheQuickSlice]

😂

[@NDJunction]

not him talkin about he don't know what that mouth do or look like even, too >_> this catastrophe got ma stomach bubblin'; lawd have merCYYY

[@kazithecanecorso2724]

They way he moved his head. Seems like he is gay

[@Gabriel.1985.]

@@kazithecanecorso2724 oh man totally I cringed when said/did that, and the voice he used was uber gay...LoL

[@5050TM]

Four failed marriages just might be even more of a red flag than purposely marrying someone the first time you see them get released from jail.

[@GeoffreyBronson]

I actually burst out laughing when I saw the picture of her ex.

[@Chuck_EL]

Dude looks like and is swole as Clark Kent when he rescued them dudes from the ocean oil rig Yea Chazz ain't got a chance 😂

[@feridedogan7653]

OK but his voice is Kinda sexy 😅

[@alexbellington9243]

Yea kinda funny when he actually shows up, he looks like drugs ruined any incredible hulk looks he had.

[@howlsmovingsuite]

Or he's not had a course for a while... 😅

[@joetamson4054]

it's really sad as she will be getting absolutely nailed by the ex cons and druggies and the Simp boyfriend will be getting nothing

[@nukaghoula]

My gosh I really love these videos... Not the actual show, just your videos summarising and criticising them 😂

[@Gabriel.1985.]

He's funny. His commentary is pretty good for someone so young especially. It's definitely a talent. I don't know if I want to watch the whole show maybe but I like how he breaks it down for us and shows us all the juicy stuff.

[@AngryGrape1337]

Chaz is the Nerd Emoji personified. I always wondered what the opposite of Chad was, now we can agree it's Chaz.

[@gamingforever9121]

Lol😂 Chaz and Chad I’m done

[@rachelleon13]

Let’s not insult nerds.😁

[@ecwvdb]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dingdongaccountant]

I always say he’s human butters from South Park

[@AngryGrape1337]

@@Dingdongaccountant Butters as an adult became a NFT ripoff artist though. Chaz is just an insecure loser who's only selling bullshit.

[@monalisa8504]

Never stop including the occasional "I'm Daonte" sound PLEASE 😂😂 I lose it every time

[@mariakelly90210]

And an occasional "You're buying a white woman" from Daonte's best friend Derrick.

[@mariakelly90210]

And an occasional "You're buying a white woman" from Daonte's best friend Derrick.

[@mariakelly90210]

And an occasional "You're buying a white woman" from Daonte's best friend Derrick.

[@ThresherSharkz]

Guys wake up TheQuickSlice posted

[@zerobarsdood]

QS never disappoints ❤

[@Iknowyourehungrybitchhh]

I’m up I’m up

[@Edibleaccents]

Who tf said we were sleep?

[@ThresherSharkz]

@@Edibleaccents just had to make sure👍

[@YaLittleFriend]

Here!!!😂

[@daytractor8553]

This should be called “The SIMPle Life”

[@movingforward-fc4lg]

Call this the Simp hall of fame 😂

[@IndigoBellyDance]

😂😂😂😂

[@Thatonegirl989]

I love this show more than 90 day fiancé at this point

[@vladimirvilliani6732]

Agreed

[@anonymousqueen7179]

Same! Between this couple and Monique with the other dude, it’s whole entertaining circus 💀💀🎪💯

[@liamburns8554]

I want to feel the same. But the sequencing of the episodes is all over the place on the Discovery app. Ruins it for me

[@daynasafranek7807]

The delusion is so much greater on this show. It’s nonstop cringe and it’s fantastic!!!

[@Koselill]

I think 90 day fiancé is just getting sad at this point because so many of the americans are lying and taking advantage of the foreigners. At least in lockup theyre both equally as insane and equally take advantage of each other lol

[@DodgaOfficial]

How does it never cross these older, less attractive people's minds that a younger, way more attractive person might not be legitimately in love with them and have ulterior motives? This is the problem with telling people that it's what's on the inside that counts, people take that to mean "I can get a supermodel because other people are supposed to look past my looks but I need an extremely attractive partner that will validate my delusions."

[@jxdio8749]

Why doesn't it cross the "extremely attractive" partners mind to not take advantage of people?

[@likearitual]

​@@jxdio8749 no need to twist this around out of some kind of moral duty.

[@bobbyhall7472]

Lower your expectations? Lol

[@staceykimbell9324]

Delusion is easier to handle than reality

[@themanwithnonamecalledwyat7575]

Incel comment

[@laurenr9659]

Branwyn is the kind of girl Chazz has always wanted to be with an obsessed over in high school.

[@lindsay3995]

I feel like this guy’s explicit bids for affection and reassurance are the exact reason why people have walls up and communicate passively in relationships causing issues. It’s the sheer terror of accidentally coming across like this guy if you ever ask for affection out loud. He’s the nightmare, the worst case scenario.

[@chez0788]

There's a bunch of women just like this that whine about affection 24/7 but nobody talks about that either lol

[@czhaok]

​@@chez0788because that's completely normal for desperate middle aged women to behave that way, that's just women, typically. ( I'm gay I have no dog in this fight but nobody talks about it because it is what it is.. nobody walks around saying wow the blue is sky why is nobody discussing this 🙄🙄" umm because we know. It just is.

[@denny414]

Then says what a nice guy he is and blames the women for choosing all the bad boys

[@6kunk]

"He should be insecure, because she doesn't love him" classic

[@itzhope3787]

Everytime he says the word baby i die a little inside 🤢🤮

[@briannab6833]

Haha omgggg… as a woman… I’ve dated men who are like this and let me tell you, once this behaviour comes up it’s DONE. It’s too much, it’s creepy, it’s self absorbed and disingenuous. It’s just blegh on so many levels.

[@alexmartin3143]

Wow yeah i didn’t get any of that from the video we both watched…

[@cdot1131]

@@alexmartin3143alex is a beta….he uses a baby voice hence his massive offense to this obviously cringe that he embodies 24:7 365

[@ChoppedBananas]

Whenever I see someone use the term beta in reference to a person or man, I know they have the mind of a teenager. Talk about fucking cringe. Ughhh. What are you, like 15?@@cdot1131

[@lesliejacques605]

My ex-boyfriend, The Incredible Hulk 😆

[@edeeeen]

i physically recoiled when he called her 'baby'🏃‍♀

[@NDJunction]

i said "i'm Deonte" in my head and u said it a minute later; i can't *breathe* , sir. i don't understand these people who just ...idk, ASSUME they will agree on every single choice, every single time and the other person has no personality outside of their own T-T

[@m.s2829]

Lmao

[@chillproduction7142]

It’s almost like … all these recently released individuals found someone that will buy them stuff in jail and then when they’re free.. no longer need them … lol

[@OneOfThoseTypes]

The dog that was at her prison release was the best person in the video.

[@pyangurloo]

I'm such a big fan. How do you NOT have like, a million subscribers already? Keep posting, I'll keep watching! :)

[@andrewcruz1931]

Shut up

[@DD-wv4gt]

Cause he talks too much

[@denny414]

​@@DD-wv4gthey Chazz

[@preciousmcfadden4291]

Lol I dated a guy just like Chazz. The fucking baby voice KILLED me. I can't stand a man doing a baby voice. He would spend so much money on me and try to guilt me for it. He was OBSESSED with another man "having my heart". He straight up told me I could sleep with other men as long as he still has my heart. It was weird as hell. I can't deny the gifts kept me around. I'll never do that again because the money is not worth it. Men like this have no concept of LOVE only OBSESSION.

[@JaZmine147]

Clingy men creep the ef out of me.

[@sabir1208]

Omg there was a young man who was obsessed with me like that. I once asked him if I decided to go with someone else and wanted to come back, and he was like, "I'll always be here." It was weird. He eventually moved on because I said he was too immature for me and his gf ended up having her friends beat and torture him, and then murdered him and left his body in the woods for the 2 months. RIP Joshua Ramos 🥺😭

[@cherrypops212]

@@sabir1208 i just looked him up and wow you weren't kidding, what the fuck.

[@sabir1208]

@salma ela Yeah, I know people lie on the internet but that would be some really dark ish to lie about it. I feel so guilty about it sometimes still😞

[@liveandletlive497]

@@sabir1208 that took such a sad turn 😔 poor man

[@jimmyesco7743]

“Never ever in my 55 years have I seen a wedding” 😂

[@angelgirl21luv]

9:19 "I can feel the little amount of attraction she had for him just be sucked out" LMFAO MY EXACT THOUGHT

[@casiosaurus]

"Chazz is a petite guy" lmao

[@JudasMaccabeus1]

She got plowed by her ex that night guaranteed. No woman wants a “petite” guy.

[@BV-Auto]

I knew "I'm Daonte!" was coming and it still got me! 😅😂

[@fredskull1618]

Chazz is a straight up Fred Armisen character

[@kung-foo4721]

Dude… spot on! L0L

[@kelly_mtl13]

Chazz is that guy that comes to the stripclub to see his "girlfriend" and has a meltdown when she dances for other customers 😂

[@soggyfroggy22]

Right, and the irony! 😂

[@JacquelynNhi]

Fckn nailed it!

[@concertslivehd3336]

GIRLLL STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP IM CRYING

[@GameChanger-xi4iy]

You got experience being the "girlfriend" huh?

[@sad2540]

It’s so insane that some guys think going to a strip club is the same thing as “having a date.” Very very pathetic stuff.

[@ProfessorTakatoPalm]

I rarely ever hear anyone ever mention in these shows something that they actually love about the other person besides their physical appearance. it’s always “Aww they’re so amazing, they’re so beautiful/handsome, they’re an Angel.” That is 100% the honest truth. When looking at so many of these shows truer words have never been spoken.

[@Julia-sj1yr]

Man I have been praying you'd discover this absolute dumpster fire of a "couple". It's honestly impossible to determine who is a worse human being. LMAO the "i'M dAoNtE" sound clip always kills me

[@mariakelly90210]

Chazz and Branwin were almost as bad as Heather and Dylan. In fact, Chazz reminds me of Heather.

[@Julia-sj1yr]

@@mariakelly90210 totally see what you mean, on the show their behaviour was very similar. But I REALLY feel bad for Heather, she's constantly posting about how she's homeless and people are out to get her etc, definitely seems like a mental health crisis.

[@mariakelly90210]

I'm on TEAM BRANWIN

[@mariakelly90210]

I'm on TEAM BRANWIN

[@SnapszDuhh]

It’s called love bombing and it’s manipulative af. Smh. You’re right a lot of them do it.

[@ihateutube1143]

Lol..well she's pretty accepting

[@denny414]

​@@ihateutube1143please don't defend this cringy shit it's giving me incel she clearly was uncomfortable and it was too soon for her to break his lil goofy heart

[@brandonhopkins1106]

Well she was hustling him also

[@Sals-Clips]

Man that DELUSION picture that you put up with his face in the circle had me literally rolling on the floor laughing. This guy is beyond any beta male I've ever seen.

[@lexihart5416]

he’s like a softer big ed💀

[@Alex-kt8qe]

Except big Ed actually succeeds with manipulating women with money

[@mariakelly90210]

HEY! Chazz is psychotic but there's no need to insult him by comparing him to Big Ed!

[@Rspsand07]

@@Alex-kt8qeCuz he looks for kind foreigners who need a green card. This guy looks for American inmates

[@TheBuckeyeMan20]

That deonte clip got me weak😂😂

[@LifeInPink999]

So I discovered this channel today and I have been watching your videos all day. This channel deserves more subscribes the comments are hilarious while critical I also appreciate how he is able to summarize and comment X show I didn’t saw before and have no idea who is who in relatively short amount of time without me feeling I lost something or need further explanation.

[@melbbb5673]

this guy is saying he's been married 4 times because he likes to "take chances" but he should change those words to "make bad decisions"

[@AllisonMarieArmstrong]

Lmfao I love ur videos. Cant believe milf manor was taken down what a monstrosity… P. S. That “I’m DAONTE” sound bite kills me every damn time

[@Chuck_EL]

Daonte's smile freeze frames got them mid to late 80s smooth jazz album cover vibes 😂

[@candicenicole1219]

Quickslice Thank you!!! I was watching the season saying that I hope you covered this trainwreck!! Makes Angela and Maccheelllllll look like lovebirds🤭🤭🤭😂😂

[@NDJunction]

*chokes* not mike and angie xD HOLY SHEESH!

[@eurojay]

What season is this

[@Jahsizzl9]

“ my ex boyfriend the Incredible Hulk”

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Theres clingy but he's clingy AND insecure

[@denny414]

And cringy

[@aquasnek5487]

People end up in basements dead with guys like this 😆

[@Eckalicious]

He had rain on his wedding day, she got a free ride when she'd already paid. Isn't it ironic?

[@daniellevaughn4598]

😂

[@andrewcruz1931]

Best comment I’ve seen .

[@tonyangelo9109]

Lol

[@JillCheese]

Don't ya think?🤔

[@sabir1208]

And the good advice from his family, he didn't take 🤣🤣🤣

[@neatstatus]

This is my debut on this channel. The algorithm brought me here. The voice over commentary had me dying, but I completely lost it when that black screen with "Delusion" came in 🤣. Subscribing immediately.

[@kayla123ism]

How did she come out with a full face of makeup!? 😂 like her prison has a beauty center before you leave

[@Rspsand07]

They make prison makeup with candies and shit seen it in prison docus

[@RubyBlueUwU]

They’re allowed makeup in prison lmao. Nobody’s getting shanked with mascara.

[@daviddawes293]

I'm so happy I found this channel bcuz I don't think I could watch full episodes..

[@derekbos4404]

Him .. 5th marriage. Her .. just outta prison. What could possily go awry??!! 😂

[@tysonsutton9621]

If you spliced together DNA from David, Daonte, and Ben, Chaz would be the end result.

[@spencersipes4175]

That "delusion" motivation poster...💀

[@drewizkoollikeicecre]

Funny how he focused on Aaron putting money on her books, but totally ignored him saying he answered the phone whenever she called. Chazz is just creepy with a capital C.

[@lovelyladycarter3687]

"I'm Deonte" Alright ok... I didn't ask😂😂😂😂😂

[@peanutforever2191]

Yes! Please do Love After Lockup! That could be podcast #2 each week. I WANT THAT.

[@kvromiie89]

I absolutely love your videos!

[@TheQuickSlice]

Thank you!! 😁

[@AnnCooper33]

"You're beautiful" and "I need more kisses" in creepy old man voice 😂😂

[@specjalistapatologii3315]

Why she married him if he is creepy for her????

[@brookejohnston2126]

If you and Film Cooper made a video together, my life would be complete 😂

[@ernestosuarez4499]

Everytime he said "baby" was just so cringy! Poor dude, he is gonna be payin her bills while The Hulk provides the salami!

[@JanaVanana]

Omg you are a star! "The small amount of attraction she had for him being sucked out of the car", hahaha hilarious

[@golnarnakai6575]

The random "I’m Daonte " and you saying: yea.. I know, nobody Asked… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m watching this for the millionth time just to laugh.. your page cured my Depression 😂

[@dknine2942]

“i’m deonte “😭😭😭

[@itsleraro248]

“I’m Daonte”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephmoscoso915]

Had to lookup the wedding aggressive kiss you mentioned, and your right, it was disturbingly aggressive

[@SEKunkle]

Never ever question the innate ability of humans to delude themselves. Everyone does it a little but the men in all of these obviously mismatched "relationships" are truly masters of the art form.

[@shanekiapatterson1509]

Hunched over his phone in the rain😭

[@BugalooB]

Keep pumping these out bro, this made my day.

[@russhubbard72]

Your commentary is absolutely brilliant on this video 😂

[@sabrinamerrick1271]

Chazz, Daonte and Shawn are the trifecta simpage kings!

[@bezerkeyturkey8847]

but David though...

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@bezerkeyturkey8847 Shawn is the worse dude threw his wife and kids under the bus to get with the woman he "dated"

[@KingNez89]

He reeks of desperation I can smell it through my phone

[@ShoNuffKMW]

2:05 The funniest edit I've ever heard.. Hilarious! 💀

[@JPFRANCHISE87]

People who don’t know them probably would think that they are father and daughter.

[@ChristyAnne-bx7ps]

I agree he thought he could buy a wife that is wayyy. Out of his league like property. He played in a world he had no business playing in and got exactly what his dorky ass deserved. So naive 😂😂

[@TheNYJets15]

Bro LOL when I heard…”I’m Deonte”😂💀

[@astrokoneko]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COVERING THIS SHOW OMG

[@alicestewert8552]

Wait, Branwin is 40??? Girl looks like she’s in her mid 20’s 😧

[@princesabonita79]

"cant show them kissing because my channel my get terminated" lmaooooooooo

[@a.a.l.3236]

Commenting to boost in the algorithm because you're hilarious slice. Always stoked when you post. Also love the running Daonte(?) gag

[@ChristyAnne-bx7ps]

🤮🤮😄😄😄

[@ThinkPeace95]

The “I’m deonte” gets me every time 😂

[@andy42x]

"I'm Deonte!". 😅

[@CPBRENNAN23]

“Chaz is a petite guy……”

[@bsgenius22]

I absolutely love all of your videos please keep it up❤

[@cameronmazziotta3771]

Actually the eye of a hurricane is the calm part isn’t it lol

[@Lauralicia]

I love this channel! Summarizing the whole situation and episodes in one and all the main points ! Thank you!

[@karenchristie5527]

These situations are complete insanity!

[@Wendy-Williams-NC]

Chazz, Chazz, Chazz....he is quite the unique dude, really!! Chazz is actually a USMC veteran who played guitar professionally in the corps for 20 years...he now plays guitar in a freaky death metal band!!! He is a regular in the live chat of a small YT channel that does interviews and reviews of LALU and 90 Day Fiance and he comes across as a regular, likable guy! That doesnt change the fact that he does indeed have horrible judgement in relationships lol and that he was soooo clingy and super creepy when he got on the kick of trying to consummate his marriage while Branwynn would freak-tf-out at the thought of sex with him while she was sober and would revert to thumb-sucking!!! Imagine how you'd feel to know that intimacy with you drives your partner to sucking their thumb??? That should be a mood killer but nah...he kept trying!!! lol

[@Nattyxxx6]

is him a former Marine?....what...no way😮😮😮

[@brandonhopkins1106]

​@@Nattyxxx6yes he is

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

I feel like Chazz has good qualities and could be a good partner to someone BUT his insecurity really makes him unattractive. He HAS TO work on it bc it will always doom him.

[@darkknight_za]

Bro got married 4 times? Then marries an ex-con 😂 Some dudes just don’t deserve to be saved

[@alexandrar9485]

I just found your channel and I love your commentary.❤

[@MyNameIsUnavailable]

Chazz Harbison lives 20 minutes from me. I live in Louisville Ky. What should crazy is he lives in Lagrange and the prisons up there (Kentucky State Prison Luther Luckett and Roederer Complex). He found a girl with roots in the Pacific Northwest, instead of here.

[@mariakelly90210]

From what I understand, most of his wives were in prison when he met them.

[@sanecatlady]

Why am I always expecting him to say, "Hi, I'm Daonte and you're watching Disney Channel" 😂

[@ladyweasellou3367]

Mutual parasitism.... Not even symbiotic, just parasitic....

[@walterfredrickson3887]

What a simp. She runs right back to the bad boy . But this dude deserves everything he gets……

[@ChristyAnne-bx7ps]

I agree he thought he could buy a wife that is wayyy. Out of his league like property. He played in a world he had no business playing in and got exactly what his dorky ass deserved. So naive 😂😂

[@JustDutchess]

I wanma see the kiss now lmaoooo the way you described it was hilarious!!

[@cookiesandray]

I don't think I've ever clicked on a video so fast in my entire life

[@kristyloox]

Quick slice!!!! Love when you post❤

[@cassie_j1]

Finally some accurate commentary on these 2!! And hilarious as usual!

[@ErisMira]

Chazz is Senator Armstrong before becoming Senator Armstrong holy shit

[@kayla123ism]

I didn’t realize the video was almost over 😂 literally every “conversation” they had was just I love you so much you’re so beautiful and THATS IT

[@isabellahudson779]

Omg WHY is the narrator so funny??😂 he’s the whole reason I watch these videos. #worthit

[@jbsamjam]

Your assessment of the situation is spot on.

[@tasha95SV]

This guy reminds me of a guy I used to date. He looks like him too 😅 he also didn’t like that I was taller than him, wanted to kiss and move things forward VERY fast. When I, politely told him, I couldn’t do it anymore and wasn’t interested, he went off on me; and the next day he texted me, saying he was in a hospital because he overdoes (don’t think he actually was) and it was my fault if he died. That was an experience I’ll never forget…

[@ShadowGirl1126]

This guy might break Elizabeth Taylor's marriage record. Since he keeps jumping into marriages

[@mariakelly90210]

There's no need to insult the late, great, legendary Elizabeth Taylor by comparing her to Chazz.

[@ShadowGirl1126]

@@mariakelly90210 no insult. Just stating she was married nine times and maybe chazz will get married more times than her