This is what happens when you take Superman for granted…

Superman is goofy, but why? Let's find out!
Comic: Adventures of Superman [I] Issue #19
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[@veaceslavstoianov4378]

I do know nothing never fails to clap my cheeks

[@Hxiderxd]

picking boogers

[@veaceslavstoianov4378]

@@Hxiderxd boogers?

[@Wertyber]

hop off his meat bro

[@IAmThe_Mystt]

@@veaceslavstoianov4378boogers?

[@veaceslavstoianov4378]

@@IAmThe_Mystt boogers?

[@toganium4175]

“There are no gods in DC” The Spectre is literally the personification of God’s vengeance.

[@robertwesley7332]

Wonder Woman was literally conceived _by_ gods 😭

[@senkuishigami2485]

The presence

[@Kala_Rush27.]

greek gods: ......

[@JS-my4jw]

The Greek gods, New Gods and the Presence: are we jokes to you?

[@Zeon01]

Ikr? Literally every pantheon of God's exists in the DC multiverse.

[@Barnghost]

Something worth noting: Cults can spawn basically anywhere, and can become prolific regardless of dogma because they fundamentally take advantage of people's inner vulnerabilities and fears. In most cases, when it comes to helping victims of cults, it's not about challenging a string of logic, but about showing them that it's time to seek professional help outside of the cult's sphere of influence.

[@milkiassamuel780]

Honestly if Superman really did exist in reality, I can see many people exploit his heroism by putting themselves in dangerous situations just to get saved in order to gain publicity and fame through social media, like online pranksters or streamers.

[@IAmThe_Mystt]

Yeah, humanity sucks

[@mevan883]

Robot Chicken did a skit like that called being Suped.

[@milkiassamuel780]

@@mevan883 Yeah I remember watching that skit a while back and it was pretty funny and contributes to the notion that human beings could exploit the good nature and heroism of someone like Superman.

[@jameshowlettii761]

Lois Lane's been doing that for years lol

[@dylanzlol7293]

Thing is; superman doesnt have all the time in the world to be dealing with those people, what if superman was fighting some villain and someone jumped off a bridge? Superman cant save that man.

[@Firemaster27]

The one time Injustice Superman would have been useful

[@bijantehrani4325]

I actually think that version would fit perfectly in this reality

[@TheEmperorOfViltrum]

Bro would go full Homelander on all of them 💀

[@drpygmr2416]

@@TheEmperorOfViltrum "oh you want to know which of you deserve to live? I'll show you"

[@jmgonzales7701]

Religious people are nut jobs

[@blackirontarkus3156]

@@drpygmr2416W tbh

[@zoobatzjr371]

Metallo unironically saves hundreds of lives by beating up superman, and then leaves without killing him. Did Metallo just save all those people on purpose or on accident is now the question.

[@alienvisitor8393]

nah he just happens to take the change of vulnerability of superman since, he is metallo afterall

[@nightmarex4267]

It is possible that he did it because he didn't want Supes to be very pissed if they fought

[@painvillegaming4119]

Metallo “Today am the hero of the story “

[@wonderofu5431]

At the end of the video he shows a panel of a guy telling Superman that they used a robot and a piece of Metallo's kryptonite to make it a convincing replica. So no, that wasn't the real Metallo.

[@Bleplar]

this is one of the best takes on how the real world would act if superman was real

[@redmii69]

I love seeing these Superman stories because it shows that he's not as boring as everyone makes him out to be

[@lonelyshpee7873]

He was never boring, honestly

[@box4467]

He is simple but not boring

[@IAkaksjdjtjeidi]

The only people saying that are people with tik tok attention spans

[@darksideofevil13]

Yeah this was actually quite creative.

[@Beriorn]

Imagine if some shapeshifting villain found out about this and joined in as Superman, counting down for everyone to jump at the same time and intentionally not catching them.

[@14megasxlr]

Now THAT'S a Superman story. That is a problem ONLY Superman would have, because no one believes in Batman that much. That is a problem that would only truly test Superman, because he's the only would that actually could possibly save them and still have a lot of trouble doing it.

[@frogman9451]

“Religion is more non-existent in DC than a gen zer that uses Facebook.” Lucifer:

[@GoldenRedder]

Don't forget God, the presence, the white page,

[@mrbones909]

The entire olympian pantheon

[@Albedorn]

Funny enough Krypton has a religion.

[@rlacksgh9673]

Every culture has a religion.

[@34_ID]

This would make a nice horror movie.

[@pulsegamerxv2.087]

That's some tiktok IQ right there

[@ryanphung320]

Imagine if a super villain decided to do this instead. 😂

[@TheDoomsdayzoner]

"There are no gods in DC" Diane, aka Wonder Woman: * stops existing because lacking parents to even be concieved *

[@gortab]

Superman: My one friggin' commandment to try not to die. It's exhausting having to save you people all the time. Cultist: Hippty hoppity I think I'm gonna droppity.

[@raynarksatriawibowo6688]

This is basically when god discovers religion

[@playlist-man7607]

This reminds me of that Supergirl episode in Season 3 where some random guy that she happened to save in S1 Ep1 started a cult. The basic skeleton of the story is the same so I guess now I know where they got it from.

[@jameshowlettii761]

Oh yeah I completely forgot about that episode. They actually had some really good storylines in that show.

[@NK-dt1kp]

Was just about to mention this

[@kustomationstudios]

If this was injustice superman, this would be a whole different story.

[@joecrazy9896]

What's there to discover, guy was raised in in a small town in Kanses. I'm pretty sure he knows at least about one of the major religions.

[@danielendless]

"There are no gods in DC" The Sphere of the Gods: 😕

[@terywells]

Fire video,I always like watching your videos 🔥

[@DaikaSama]

Lets talk about the time batman with his 1000 IQ tried to punch shazam and thought it'd actually do damage in robin rises omega

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

This is one of the most bonkers stories I have ever heard of

[@sohailmohamed7454]

I do know nothing is truly the greatest comic teller

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

"OMG bruh, Oh hell nah man, WTF man -who invited this kid?- Get yo ass home..."

[@eg_manifest510]

omfg that would be such a scary situation. Like you can't grab them or try to stop them physically cause that's a sign of you saving them, meaning they'd jump. And if one of them just jumps, they'd all follow when Superman saves them. And he can't save all of them and they're all delusional so thank the heavens that Metallo came in as a literal Deus Ex Machina to stop the madness

[@theghostmaker45]

So its basically heavens gate 😂 but superman

[@johnpett1955]

I agree. People do take super Mario Galaxy for granted. That game is super fun.

[@normalguy944]

the stuff that appear at the outro is wild

[@Patrious_WoW]

there are no gods in DC? *looks at injustice*

[@PainMonkey]

Lois started some bad habits in Metropolis.

[@ponquin]

"Sticking with bible." As if that's better.

[@MaxyX]

Beautiful

[@Zeon01]

Literally every god exists in the DC multiverse.

[@Kaito57]

The second their "God" shows weaknesses, those so-called fidels will forsake him and scatter like rats.

[@waqarali-hk6yo]

I knew that metallo fellow was a good guy

[@theauditor3224]

i like to believe mettlo was in on proving that superman was just a man and not a god

[@maokai09]

Good lord.

[@EnzoChatklao]

They missed the chance to call the comic Redditor man

[@nicholaslatallade5320]

What comic book is this?

[@aaronballs]

give pipe spinning tutorial (also u got a bot channel that went back and posted that i won "a giveaway" on every single one of these comments ive left)

[@Dequiseniggaballsjhonson]

LETS FUGHING GOOOOOO

[@waltergaming9802]

doesn't he like.....worship rao....

[@spencersholden]

They actually did a pretty good episode based on this comic in Supergirl.

[@Wallmart5]

“In DC there are no gods!” The Presence, Satan/Lucifer, and Gabriel: 😦

[@Patisdead]

This has to the weirdest comic ever existed

[@Patisdead]

Reminds me of that episode of rick of morty, you know

[@fransthefox9682]

This comic sums up the intelligence of the average US citizen pretty well.

[@quaktoons331]

Space Jesus

[@KhaosMerX]

I really thought he'd jump out the window himself and not rescue himself so people would be too scared. If only Matello waited another 5 seconds. If only.

[@SebastienGendron-uk4po]

I know right, I know it's wrong for Superman to do nothing while people purposefully throw their lives away, but he can't be everywhere at once and doesn't like to be thought of as a God. A small sadistic part of me would just let them fall and watch as the rest of the people who didn't jump in sync, look on in horror, and realize Superman is not someone to be exploited (a lesson that they had to learn the hard way).

[@SuperSongbird21]

@@SebastienGendron-uk4po Pity Superman couldn't give a heads-up to 911 - if the cultists saw one of their number jump off the building but survive with massive injuries and have to be taken away in an ambulance I'm pretty sure they'd be a bit more willing to listen (especially if Supes used some variant of the "Even Im not fast enough to save all of you" excuse)

[@SebastienGendron-uk4po]

@SuperSongbird21 "Even I'm not fast enough to save all of you" excuse. Interestingly, Superman is fast enough to reach them but not skilled enough to slow down like the Flash, so he doesn't squish them like a bug. Superman is fast but he is technically not a speedster. That is the drawback of superheroes, they can't save everyone, and they are not omniscient and omnipresent to prioritize people that are worth saving (makes you wonder how many child molesters, despicable people, racists, etc were saved because a superhero that was conveniently nearby while an innocent person could be dying scared and alone). I wonder what a superhero would do if they were presented a choice between saving a bus filled with kids or a stunt double who knew the risks of his job but kept doing it anyway (will he still keep working after being saved or take it as a sign and choose a safer job). Obviously, the superhero is not going to roll the dice with one person who may or may not change.

[@titan7789]

Wouldn't they just think: "the guy that jumped out just wasn't worthy to live!"?

[@SuperSongbird21]

@titan7789 Not if he survived. That's possible, and once people realise that things aren't always one or the other they sometimes rethink things.

[@BlackPrince24]

So Metropolis is a city of morons? Is that why they can't even tell Superman is Clark Kent?

[@grimrobin696]

There was another similar story where people would jump in order to be saved by Superman, but they were recording the whole thing for clout

[@ZggFghvgGrffht]

Holy-Man.

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

There are literal gods and a God with capital G in DC though

[@mohammadharithzafranmahadh6174]

Suprise there's no cult of Batman

[@setsunatenma9467]

0:06 not rely there are a lot of gods in dc from earthly to alien

[@serverllegion6184]

Out of all of the attending that event The woman with the baby in her arms made me feel disgusted that she had her sense of self preseservation and self worth overriden by an mere internet certered Superman scam dogma She was also the one who said it was time to “do it” after Superman used his breath to push back one of those internet church heads back to solid ground of the building not the streets ground

[@alexanderchippel]

I don't likenthe video title because there's no way in hell thar Clark isn't a Southern Baptist.

[@Andyxws]

Superman vs reddit/4chan thats what you're telling me?

[@dobbplays]

Yessss I’m the first person Let’s gooooooo babyyyyy!

[@death-istic9586]

Hi.😊

[@papichuloxxrd3482]

I dont know a thing

[@danialshamshuddin]

Wasn’t this a Supergirl episode?

[@12DAMDO]

yes.. CW's Supergirl borrows a lot from Superman comics...

[@hunterhorizone]

Metallo was a paid actor, as to what this situation need so that these idiots actually see the real deal

[@montizima]

The very first sentence of the video is factually wrong. The Specter is a known hero and is the literal embodiment of DC’s god, the Presence’s, wrath. Also seeing how the Sandman is cannon in DC, and Lucifer is there, and also Lucifer has his own story, this means that God is there. In pre-new 52, some heroes literally go to heaven and talk with dead heroes.

[@cormacmccaul9624]

go to bed

[@thechazz3230]

"Superman discovers Religion." "Superman discovers he is God." >Superman >A character whos been a devout Christian since his creation. >Somehow not knowing what Religion is. "Religion is Nonexistent in DC." >In the setting where The Presence Aka The Christian God makes appearances at least twice a crisis, has been a core part of the DC cosmology since1940, & is literally the reason why The Spectre exists. "There are no Gods in DC." >When The Olympian Gods, Roman Gods, & King Solomon who is blessed by The Christian God are the *GODS* that donated their power to help make Shazam. >The entire pantheon of New Gods created by Jack Kirby. >*THE FUCKING PRESENCE* Bro do you just spout whatever random gibberish first pops into your mind, or do you knowing say blatantly wrong lies to catch peoples attention in hopes to confuse people into watching?

[@ClassicKrak83]

Wtf

[@pinkllama8218]

bleh

[@d4n737]

I mean... Shazam literally has powers of Greek Gods. Wonder woman is directly related to them Shazam the Wizard's real name is Mamaragan and he's an Aboriginal god who lives in a puddle and speaks with thunder in his voice. There is Absolutely religion in the DC universe. And furthermore, it seems that the author of the comic is rather anti-religious and wanted to make a point about how religious people are stupid and blindly harmful to themselves.

[@thehuntsman2112]

This comic alone just explained every house, every city-- and every other building that is still standing up in the name of God-- what religion is in a nutshell... and I keep giggling like the Joker over the thought of it.

[@Tebagaltaccount]

Haha me smart atheist

[@minusone7529]

"Religion bad Atheism good, where my reddit karma at?"

[@lonelyshpee7873]

No it didn't.

[@nickname_donkey4456]

There both fiction@@lonelyshpee7873

[@Tebagaltaccount]

@@minusone7529 YES SIR, that's what I'm saying, atheists are the biggest group of attention depend people, if they don't mention they are atheists once or twice per hour, they will explode, like, shut yo annoying ass up boy we don't give a shit that you don't believe in God, you aren't gonna singlehandedly make the ENTIRE WORD POPULATION not believe in God,

[@kadensmith2935]

Jesus died for you. We are wretched, evil, depraved sinners, who deserve nothing but to burn in hell, but God gave us a way out, in his son. Jesus died so we can have eternal life. Repent, before it's too late.

[@khizeryusufzai2185]

Whose that? Which comic is he from?

[@kadensmith2935]

He's not from a comic, he is very much real, and he's coming back, and when he does, anyone who's not with him will be thrown in the lake of fire.@@khizeryusufzai2185

[@Zeon01]

@@khizeryusufzai2185 American God's Comic Adaptation

[@khizeryusufzai2185]

@@Zeon01 Never heard of it sounds boring

[@Kaj.U]

​@@khizeryusufzai2185dont worry bout it you wouldn't be able to read a book anyway 😊