This is why you can't pull a good shot

🗑️GIGO🗑️

[@sharkbite951]

Dang, I was wondering why my huge tub of Walmart preground coffee in a french press wasn't giving me that rich espresso flavor...

[@lacoste5712]

😂😂😂😂

[@abbasmehdi3306]

NO, that's not why i can't pull a good shot of espresso. IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A COFFEE MACHINE

[@vincent5]

French press ist that bad

[@CaIeb1]

got me rollin😂

[@Maxzes_]

I sure do wonder!

[@AutTheWizard]

"gross, sad, and just flat out bad" was my nickname in high school.

[@ebc817]

You’re in middle school

[@σεα-ψ9ε]

​@@ebc817 I'm in preschool

[@mysticeditsstuff]

💀

[@orangstrat2042]

ok rhett

[@Dr_zevia]

that’s why they called me coffee beans *cries*

[@indiana47]

The answer is you aren't spending enough money.

[@joshk528]

Well it's true

[@niko1even]

Or you didn't do enough research

[@2NDFLB-CLERK]

​@@niko1even▪️ A dog is a man's best friend. 🟥

[@myname-mz3lo]

everything that costs money can be done yourself for cheap. stop being useless that is reserved for the rich...

[@joshk528]

@@myname-mz3lo lol let's see you grow some coffee then roast it. That's a decent Facebook meme, but irl it's not that practical.

[@WelshMan22]

Me to the coffee beans:"You'll never amount to anything." Boom, freshly roasted

[@chrisdaniel2759]

Underrated tweet

[@WilburJaywright]

This short and all the negative comments were worth it _just for this._

[@dlm292]

Gaming the system here

[@mattsprayberry0]

Why did I read that in a Gordon Ramsay voice?

[@goldHydrangeas]

Babies newborn within a month full of potential. Whilest the older bro college dropout is a lost cause 😂

[@Krizman2014]

*Takes sip of coffee* "Ew were these beans roasted in March‽"

[@Takagi_san]

Looool

[@AceIndiana]

No you silly curmudgeon they were roasted in April. XD

[@booperdooper9762]

Hahs

[@Brian-Griffin]

I was looking for this comment

[@screamingsixties]

For espresso it is actually true. Here’s the funny part, beans can’t be too fresh either.

[@Pensandoci9]

I’m Italian. I love coffee. I buy the coffee pods for like 0.05 at the supermarket. I have no idea when they’re roasted and couldn’t care less. If I want a special coffee one day, I go to a restaurant and ask for it. There’s no way I’m setting up a full cafeteria in my house, which would cost a fortune, to have my coffee taste slightly better 🤣

[@adlcnyc]

I thinl it all depends on your preference, some people want to learn how to make great coffee, and some people just want their coffee in the morning with out all the hassle, 😅

[@viniciusbarros3710]

In the US everything is spread apart so people have to use a car and travel a long distance for anything, so to avoid that they try to create these outside world “services” inside their homes. That leads to very high costs (on building a pool, or basketball court or even a grilling station etc inside their homes) and isolation (having very few neighbors for them to socialize and their kids to grow healthy). So yes its really very very sad

[@TheRadiolarianKobold]

​@@viniciusbarros3710there's always the local coffee shops

[@TheNameTag]

​​@@TheRadiolarianKoboldo there's not. It depends on where you live. He's right most of the us isn't in a city. While a good chunk of the population are huddled in huge cities. Theres large amounts of land. Where I live for instance. Is a very small town with a single store/gas station, a church, a post office and an elementry school. Im not even sure the police have a station and don't just drive over from the next town 10 miles out. And that town has a grand total of I beileve 6 restaurants and the only one thats a chain is a dominos. From there the nearest city is another 20 miles. From me the nearest walmart is 15 miles, the nearest McDonald's is 20 miles, the nearest taco bell is 30 miles. You get the point. And yes I live in the USA. I can tell you there is no close coffee shop near me. And I don't live in the mid west known for that sort of long distance. Im talking Virginia which is one of the more population dense states at a nice 14th most population dense state.

[@TheRadiolarianKobold]

@@TheNameTag there's literally a small coffee stand just a few blocks from me, and the only other shop inside my town is a convenience store, the rest are mobile homes.

[@Dr_zevia]

TLDR: don’t get a fancy espresso machine if your gonna use 2$ Walmart espresso

[@Rondo2ooo]

This!

[@aldarwish92]

Exactly 😂

[@joenoodle6914]

or drink water and get good sleep

[@Dhruv-wv9ck]

​@@joenoodle6914Coffee lowers likelihood of many diseases later in life and enhances physical and mental capability. There's literally no reason to not drink coffee

[@tosutaa]

TLDR: don't waste money on a fancy espresso machine and quit being a coffee snob

[@wheeze5715]

"This is the reason you can't pull a good shot of espresso no matter how hard you try" "You do not own an espresso machine"

[@ataxias8183]

how did you know o.0

[@susear5939]

I could never 😱🤯

[@supercowgaming]

Are you a psychic or something how do you know these things about me?!?!

[@ragestuffin]

says the osu player

[@mrrandom101]

Just imaculate the most perfect comment

[@blackmullet6237]

The first shot looked better than the best I have ever had

[@MinZilla]

"... And now let's get to the reason you can't pull any bi-"

[@Danny-xe2sg]

This would be a more useful video

[@pokeyourmom7070]

the reason is you are this guy

[@TGouse1]

😂😂

[@dasalsakid]

"only freshly roasted bi-"

[@RenegadeShepTheSpacer]

The reason is that you listen to Andrew Rape. I mean, Tate.

[@kevinc3673]

Him: “nobody wants that espresso Me looking at the coffee like “I’d drink that.”

[@rolandoarodriguezfigueroa1342]

That first pull of esspresso looked perfect and tasty as hell

[@v01d_r34l1ty]

i drink my coffee black and i've always heard once you go black you never go back so i would take that first shot of espresso in a heartbeat

[@nawr494]

@@v01d_r34l1ty the second was also black though

[@napoleonicprussiaball]

Yeah, i dont see how you can say its bad just by looking at it

[@Sour_Soap]

He angrily slaps it out of your hand if you try to take it

[@sahanweerakoon2172]

Ultimately its true that grocery story coffee bags will typically pull like this since its been sitting so long. Whereas when you buy coffee from speciality coffee roasters you will be buying coffee that has been roasted relatively recently. But the crappy shots isn't about the coffee needing to be 'specialty' or your coffee being low quality. The issue is that the coffee has sat unused for too long and released much of the trapped CO2 that is created during the roasting process. When you pull a shot with recently roasted coffee, the coffee puck expands as it is filled with hot water. This expansion contributes to the pressure build up allowing you to reach 9 bar of pressure. When you leave roasted coffee alone, it slowly releases its trapped CO2. This is why when you buy bags of coffee from specialty roasters there's always a one way release in the bag to allow the build up of gas to escape. Otherwise coffee bags would be exploding and making a mess in everyone's pantry. It's normal to buy a bag of coffee and as it gets older you will need to adjust grind size and dosage to promote higher pressure and pull a well extracted shot. So the next time you're having this issue, it might be time to up your dose and ratio, or grind finer.

[@fusion1gfx]

So say if you put your coffee in a glass jar with a sealed lid, would the glass explode eventually?

[@ShelloSheep]

​@@fusion1gfxI do this and I think as time goes on the pressure builds enough that it slows further co2 release so it wouldn't explode as long as it's a strong jar. But when you take the lid off sometimes it pops off a little aggressively 😬

[@ShaneCreightonYoung]

Can you pressurize the coffee with CO2 to reduce the degradation?

[@cm6380]

Science!!!!

[@sahanweerakoon2172]

@@ShaneCreightonYoung that’s the making of a great experiment!

[@MCRuCr]

This dude makes even the wine snobs jealous

[@FreneticPotato]

Even wine snobs aren't this pretentious.

[@CorporateShill]

@@FreneticPotato now you’re being hyperbolic. Find some nuance.

[@potatonite2340]

​@@CorporateShill bro out here criticizing an internet comment like it's a dissertation

[@CorporateShill]

@@potatonite2340 Bro thinks "nuance" is a long and complex word 💀

[@potatonite2340]

@@CorporateShill bro is apparently a telepath

[@ryanfisher8597]

I will never be an espresso snob Edit: I am now an espresso enjoyer.

[@kujtimlatifi1850]

Good for you brother

[@espresso_makes_depresso5905]

Read my name lol

[@AloeEverAfter]

Same

[@Phoenix80675]

Ok cool 😐

[@youtubecat3809]

i guess you “expresso” that pretty well i will see myself out

[@huellbabineaux4343]

Gonna have a room temperature keurig coffee tomorrow just for this guy

[@Butterratbee]

Wow you’ll really show him

[@outkast937]

I've got some deathwish somewhere thats been missing for like four months.. ima find it and make some😂

[@kalecccxi333]

"I'm gonna own a random guy by drinking shitty coffee." Weird flex

[@jackvilardi1027]

I am so glad I’m not a coffee snob Edit: Why the fuck does this have so many likes and replies?

[@MatthewMurraycogswoth]

That's exactly what I was thinking

[@deeeeniiiiss]

Amen

[@josiahcruz9678]

Dude these coffee people are insane. I understand everybody has their interest but this coffee thing is crazy. And it's pretentious as well

[@deBrawnyo]

I am also very grateful to my parent's genetics and the chemical reactions that go on inside my brain that led me to become a person who doesn't base their whole existence around coffee.

[@syxlv]

Same. This guy's probably amazing at parties

[@burning_chain7574]

Me in the morning: "COFFEE IS COFFEE"

[@Dr_zevia]

ya you probably don’t care a bunch about your coffee compared to someone with a KZbin channel about coffee who has worked as a barista multiple times before

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

Pour over is fine. If you drink coffee purely for caffeine, then it's easier to take caffeine pills.

[@somo4227]

​@@ferociousmaliciousghostor drink a energy drink that tastes better than cofee

[@jusbertmeza4424]

Fr dude spends an hour of his morning preparing, drinking then cleaning his coffee machine 😂

[@chucks233]

@@somo4227 and is 20times as unhealthy

[@DefaOmega]

"No one wants that espresso" I will absolutely take it. My unrefined ass probably couldn't tell the difference between it and your "good" one.

[@aleescudo4413]

true

[@Mandragara]

You absolutely could lol. Try sometime

[@azahel542]

You definitely could, but unless you have actual good coffee every day, the "bad" one would be good enough.

[@Wilburbruh]

Bad espresso is sour and bitter. You’d be able to tell undoubtedly

[@stevenscott6658]

You would be able to tell the difference IMMEDIATELY in the flavour. It’s the difference between the taste of freezer burned bread and fresh bread from a good bakery. You really don’t have to be pretentious to taste it we all have a tongue. People complain about the taste of Diet Coke vs regular and I promise they taste way closer than these two shots.

[@santiagoaragon8654]

meanwhile, me a sophisticated European drinking coffee from the same cup I used as an ashtray the day before: ....

[@davidmorning4820]

Balkan?

[@countrygeneral]

​@@davidmorning4820 french probably

[@-vaco-4648]

@@countrygeneral Wait, what, why ?

[@countrygeneral]

@@-vaco-4648 jk

[@-vaco-4648]

@@countrygeneral Gotcha

[@smithpianoservicing3421]

The worst part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.

[@crayolascents]

Not true. Folgers is awesome. The flavor has a "bite" to it and you can still taste it in your mouth when you go to bed, even though you drank it during lunch. It stains the teeth but that's coffee pride.

[@dotheflip4706]

Ah yes buying new pack of coffee every month, sounds promising Now get out of my shorts

[@sonicman9910]

How do you not know about the 'do not reccomend' button

[@dotheflip4706]

How do you not know it down right doesn't work?

[@vortop1017]

ah yes, lets judge peoole on their hobbies that don't hurt anyone except maybe their wallet... yeah stop complaining.

[@dotheflip4706]

@@vortop1017 "Hobby" You mean standing 20 minutes by the coffee maker that cost 10k?

[@gianlucaolano5341]

​@@dotheflip4706... Yes?... I mean is not even the most expensive hobby.

[@nintendoatarikiller]

Me, who drinks drip brew Folgers: 👁️👄👁️ ah yes that's the reason

[@grimizzi715]

You don’t need anything else.

[@aesop2733]

Folgers is objectively bad. No one drinks Folgers black and if you do you're the kind of person who eats and drinks things a lot of other people won't. It is objectively bad. You can make an okay cup of coffee but it almost necessitates additives. With even slightly more expensive coffee you have way more room for error and more than likely require less sugar and therefore less diabeetus from drinking it. Better tasting coffee is healthier to drink if it means you'll use less additives. Coffee doesn't have to be bitter, and taste burnt.

[@Z3R0NU11]

@@aesop2733 such a lie, Senpai Kai one of the better KZbin chefs recommends Folgers and not just that but I’m picky as hell and don’t mind it at all

[@nintendoatarikiller]

@@aesop2733congratulations, you got the joke

[@aesop2733]

@@nintendoatarikiller congratulations, you're learning that subtlety doesn't always translate well. that's good, you're growing.

[@stephenmaher9067]

"The only people worse than bartenders are baristas" ~every cook

[@BasicPsychology101]

Pretty sure Gordon Ramsay's autobiography included a demonic summoning ritual at some point... 😏

[@Sev7en170]

I'm just gonna dip my tea bag in a hot water and put a little sugar

[@pink-flower.]

i will boil water put 1 cent bag in water add sweetener and milk and drink

[@Dr_zevia]

what about milk

[@TheSoulIsPrismaticTV]

😄😄😄

[@ChiliKatsuRamen]

Perfect! With some snacks too

[@keithkamau4771]

As a Kenyan,I'm glad to see coffee from our place get a high rep 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@Azulakayes]

Yup! I remember coffee from Kisii, it makes your whole house smell heavenly if you brew it.

[@1CE.]

Kenya gets so many L’s but I guess you get this W

[@Azulakayes]

@@1CE. Bigot much? What Ls does Kenya get?

[@1CE.]

@@Azulakayes Woman moment Ya, let’s just ignore that Kenya is obviously not the best place to live period. Just called me bigoted and it’s automatically not true anymore right? Btw. Yes. I’m also racist and an incel. What else do you wanna add? That bs isn’t an argument

[@heysirigivemeacoolnickname]

@@1CE. nah is this kid serious 💀

[@ilyasmohdyusof4877]

Dang sounds like don’t be poor or you can’t make a good espresso

[@gaming.golden]

thats just about the size of it. espresso is expensive

[@awesomestuff9715]

I mean, just the machine is a barrier of entry

[@kevinm.8682]

If you're looking to get into espresso, And you're constantly buying drinks at chain coffee shops You can work your way up to a equality espresso machine if you take into consideration how much you spend at a coffee bar buying espresso drinks. Cut that out for a few months and you can probably purchase a good quality used or hand operated espresso maker. While you're saving up you can invest around $40US buying an Aeropress and a frother and make espresso-like beverages to tide you over. There are several videos on KZbin showing you how.

[@Ardiar21]

I'm pretty happy with just owning a moka pot and getting some nice beans. Hassle free and cheap!

[@scrummy3056]

​@@kevinm.8682 dawg me and my Keurig been going 4 years I don't need all that

[@error.418]

Again, anyone spending this kind of money on espresso equipment is already thinking a ton about their bean selection and roast dates...

[@FlairEspresso]

you're making too many assumptions. we see it every day that there are many that don't

[@error.418]

@@FlairEspresso [press X to doubt]

[@60hertzproductions64]

Tbh, you can have a crappy machine and still make good espresso. What you do need is good coffee, which should be obvious, and I didn’t know that till experimentation.

[@error.418]

@@60hertzproductions64 100%, although at this point pretty much every video on coffee on KZbin brings that up as "point #1 for good coffee" for like the last few years...

[@francispage]

Are you a member of the group? It’s a common problem asking for tips when the root cause was the coffee bean not freshly roasted

[@LongTran-ic4ol]

One of the many tactics to make people spend extra on stupid coffee😂😂😂

[@ranaguatona2229]

"All that effort" shit is literally like resting

[@malice8814]

Me watching this while drinking pre ground Nestle coffee:👁️👄👁️

[@chillpollo]

nestle makes coffee? i thought they only made hot chocolate

[@thatfeelingwhenyoufeel.]

@@chillpollothey make water, coffee, chocolate, milk a ton of things

[@dotheflip4706]

@@thatfeelingwhenyoufeel. They steal water*

[@thatfeelingwhenyoufeel.]

@@dotheflip4706 thanks for the correction I forgot

[@dotheflip4706]

@@thatfeelingwhenyoufeel. Yea, Nestle is terrible. And sadly they own like 80% of the brands

[@mattyhill9919]

The best tasting coffee is the coffee thats free at the office

[@IvanSensei88]

And I happen to be the provider of it

[@Finikss01]

I'm so glad I don't like to drink coffee TEA SUPERIORITY

[@brrrrrr]

I wonder if I can use the espresso technique on tea

[@bijeshshrestha2450]

nah bro just directly take the caffeine pills

[@Constant_Internal_Sobbing]

You say this like making a good cup of tea doesn't have just as many steps and requirements (I am a tea and coffee lover)

[@majetsejam1212]

Tea is fr on top such a versatile drink unlike glorified bean water

[@andra_syawwal]

TEA SUPREMACY

[@funnithefunniest5494]

"But you're gonna *GRIMACE* and choke it down anyways" _"Everywhere I go, I see his face."_

[@YinTheMusician]

It’ll only come out right on pc

[@Foxillia]

My office's coffee used to smell divine (they bought the bean that won our vote) but after wfh for almost 3 years I heard some people complained that the coffee tasted bad and not strong at all. I think you enlight 200+ of us today that our good coffee bean is super old already.

[@Anime4Life9861]

I just grab my Monster Energy from the Fridge

[@Zaxster_-3-]

Me, a tea drinker: *Mmm ahh yes so I require freshly harvested tea bags in order to acquire the lavish desire for a quality tea*

[@matthewniel1040]

Tip for Espresso lovers. My dad roast his coffee every week to make is Espresso, and it come out good everytime

[@neiretzlik4337]

Dude, I'm a total coffee freak, almost a snob in a way, but the hell I ain't paying 600 dollars for 1 espresso from

[@yellowjello42]

Oh my god, the coffee mafia got him. They killed him before he could even finish typing out his

[@khaledshanti822]

@@yellowjello42 the coff

[@CptDuck]

From what

[@neiretzlik4337]

@@CptDuck Nothing everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine

[@Dracodomin]

@@BreamTotor If you want to get to an idea, go on a coffee crawl at some point. Go to a couple different shops, and get a black coffee from each one, and try to get different origins if possible. Honestly, if you show interest, a shop might make half a pour over of two different coffees so you can try both for the price of one. And when you drink them, try to reach for the flavors you can find in them. Each coffee can taste so different from another. I am deep deep in the rabbit hole of the science behind coffee, but you definitely DON’T have to do that to get enjoyment out of it. It’s the same kind of things as alcoholic drinks, or different ways to prepare meat, or many other food related subcultures. A lot of times, I don’t drink coffee for the caffeine, I drink it because I enjoy the art that goes into it from farm to cup.

[@yoursusbrandon9040]

"Gross, sad, and just flat out bad" Bro turned in to Dr. Suess for a second 💀

[@bgaming531]

Right, because the person knowledgeable enough to put that much effort into espresso is going to miss the most fundamental aspect of making any coffee...

[@justassimple8328]

Oh wow thanks for the tip, but I will stay for the tea and instant coffee

[@TheHudson106]

It’s because I make coffee like a normal person

[@thesaintnoodle]

you realise there are people who do this as a job... is that not... normal???

[@reggieclarke2036]

Drip coffee takes longer to make and you have more items to clean.

[@Dangerpurple]

I watched ONE espresso video, and now my shorts and recommended lists are full of coffee snob videos.

[@EveAulyta]

So glad I think a sachet of nescafe concentrate mixed with a glass of hot milk is a wonderful coffee already

[@sheriff332]

True

[@papermacheman2210]

Probably getting the first result because I have no clue what half of the objects you used even are

[@JOLT_x3]

People who have to rely on caffeine to stay awake: Me, who has gotten so good at masking tire I'm no longer sleep deprived:

[@hart_dabozo9770]

My dumbass thinking he was gonna say “This is why you pull 0 bitches”💀

[@doinkens]

Wtf why are people getting so mad over a dude who likes coffee. He made a popular KZbin channel off of it and just because coffee is his content doesn't mean it's his personality. It's called a passion wtf.

[@pamelachan7004]

Who’s mad? You must be related to him

[@witcgalicrqlyiceqk]

"Gross, sad and flat out bad" bro just described me in 6 words 😭😭😭😭😭

[@kiyarue02]

Me, a tea enjoyer:

[@c-joestar69]

Bros making me feel bad about it when I’ve never made espresso before wtf 😭

[@jacoporossi5771]

Fr

[@mangamango5569]

At least now you know how to make it just in case 😅

[@misterlam1187]

Me: Good morning, I’d like a shot of your cheapest espresso please.

[@therealgeneralMacArthur]

**looks up at whiskey still** "Oh, that's why it tastes weird"

[@pink-flower.]

im Irish are whiskey stills not how everyone makes any drink?

[@Blqze2]

I can literally smell the coffee from the screen

[@RS-xb9lo]

I feel like obsessing over coffee to the extent of needing expensive artisanal equipment and beans is your first mistake.

[@YzuAiha]

Coffee is Coffee, it does what I want it to do and that's all.

[@Hirotoro4692]

That's like saying video games are video games There's a huge difference between instant coffee and properly fresh barista grade It's a perishable like most food

[@Slepepe]

​@@Hirotoro4692 what happens to old coffee for enthusiasts? dumpster? it's still drinkable

[@Corruptedkiwi]

“Here is the reason you can’t pull a good shot of espresso” Because I’m poor and don’t own an espresso machine?

[@1CE.]

Basically yes This seems to be his brand or at least the guy is the social media head of the brand. Looks cool from the other shorts, can’t imagine it’s cheap though

[@Kbeequilt]

"To get hight quality expresso just buy higher quality beans!" Who knew

[@krissk77]

Yep... Good quality beans matters more than some exotic machines in the kitchen.

[@KevinKng273]

"All of that -effort- money that you put in will finally pay off."

[@thesaintnoodle]

money can buy you a good coffee, but it won't buy you the knowledge and technique required to make one yourself... that takes effort... effort to learn.

[@hacked231]

​@tjksvids needs money to learn though.

[@Evan2]

I don't even like coffee, but watching your espresso prep and methodology is oddly satisfying and relaxing.

[@revine9243]

bro wants to be pinned so hard 💀

[@egale1992]

Watching this while preparing some Nescafé instant coffee that’s been sitting on the counter for 3 months now.

[@sir_hurkederp1048]

This is a level of fancy that i simply cannot affort or have time for, I enjpy my coffee pads but would very much like to try real good coffee someday

[@thesaintnoodle]

getting into V60 pour over, french press, or aeropress really isn't that expensive. you can get an okay grinder for between $50-200 and you can get a kettle with temperature control or you can just use a thermometer and heat your water on the stove if you fancy saving the cost. the other issue would then be time... grinding coffee can take upto a minute and a half depending on your grinder and how fine you want it, then you need to wait for it to brew so yeah it's not a quick process but the reward is worth it if it's what you want

[@thesaintnoodle]

@the wise mystical tree 🌳 so no one drinks things for the taste? why does soda exist then

[@1CE.]

Having looked into it, the process is not as hard as it seems but ya money is the barrier but so anything right?

[@raulsanchez8460]

I don’t understand why people try to make others feel bad about being a coffee enthusiast?

[@nullobject7966]

Insecurities

[@eradict]

That's literally what this video does

[@Alex_Fishman]

Breaking news: a man just discovered that fresh products taste better than the ones that has been laying around for a while

[@DeadAndAliveCat]

Pretending to taste the difference between espressos isn't an actual personality trait

[@olleaberg7271]

I'm so glad I enjoy boiled coffee. It makes life so much simpler

[@MrOscar5690]

Espresso is something worth working for

[@feedmeeseymore]

Same lol instant coffee aint that bad to my peasant taste buds😢

[@sirlimpsalot7767]

single origin are made to highlight those certain flavors, I have done most all types, just depends on what taste you want, fresh roasted I agree but I have also dialed in grocery store bags just fine not to bitter not sour

[@sirlimpsalot7767]

Happy Holiday's Flair team!

[@westwyc]

I would agree there is way too much focus on perfection in the coffee world. I've had some terrible fresh roasted beans and some great supermarket beans. Also half the time you just want a hot drink to warm you up, read a book with our chat to a friend.

[@jhonnymo2762]

I have the feeling that this can either be motivational or pessimistic

[@chromedokuro_]

"inshort dont use sh**y coffee" "Also buy coffee every month"

[@Zephyrskrill]

Why am I even watching this, at 1am no less? I don't even like coffee... 🤦

[@suppaduppafuppa]

Bro, I'm just in it for the heart palpitations

[@brrrrrr]

That's why I pour 500g of pure caffeine into everything I consume, even into my multivitamins

[@ajmacphoto]

⁠@@brrrrrrThat will do it. That’s almost 5 Red Bulls. ☠️ ❤

[@skyking9248]

FINALLY. Someone talking about the fact machine, grinder, and everything that goes into puck prep is literally irrelevant if the beans aren’t good and fresh. Most people who babble on about espresso probably dont even know what theyre talking about, because rarely do you hear anyone talking about the beans. BEANS>GRINDER>MACHINE.

[@ImL_emon]

I’m pretty sure this is on my recommended because it says the word Grimace

[@darklord9851]

Idk man i just put 2 tea spoon coffe in my milk and drink it I have no fxxking idea how does a espresso even taste

[@saisreeram6453]

+1

[@it_is_what_it_is269]

dont know I am the type of guy who makes black coffee out of preground coffee shaped like a brick ,or if I dont have time I am gonna buy energy drink from machine ,I am definitellly not coffee snob

[@rolandoarodriguezfigueroa1342]

I honestly believe there is such a thing as going to far. I am a huge coffee lover to the point that I do grind my own beans, however, I personally taste no difference in taste between bean tosted within the last month and bean toasted months or even years ago. The first shot he pulled, if you arent and OCD perfectionist, was honestly perfect for like 99% of the people in the world. The only reason that it may not have been perfect per his standards IMO is that he pulled it to fast, whilst the second one he took his time

[@The_BlueCollar_Boyz]

Me still using Folgers coffee and a spoon of sugar in the morning and watching this man do this😂

[@philparkin1141]

Imagine worrying so much about a drink you could spill and only need one napkin to clean up.

[@brrrrrr]

What? Do you not cook your food? Do you just eat food raw?

[@mr.unique9413]

Thank you so much man i almost dumped my Espresso coffee maker due to this issue the last thing i thought of is the beans itself being a bad roasted batch..

[@ThinkAmMe]

I once said to myself. Coffe is just to keep myself awake. I shouldn't be an addict. But here I am watching tutorials on how to pull good espresso

[@datb0013]

I honestly believe though that it’s a good thing. Going after coffee for the taste rather than caffeine makes getting addicted a lot harder

[@Coolkrakken]

Bros whole personality is espresso

[@chas1878]

Its almost like the whole channel is clearly dedicated to espresso

[@Mikrowelleee]

Bros a company that sells lever espresso presses

[@spenser5762]

I pull shots with coffee older than a month and while they are not pretty, they taste fine. Taste > Aesthetics

[@chollettgarrett]

“You put hot water over ground beans because thats how you make coffee and you don’t need this BS”

[@CommandoBlack123]

Dude buys a high tech espresso machine, and some expensive ass beans just to pour tap water through it lol

[@sethgeorge6980]

That machine is not “high tech” lol, its a good Manuel espresso maker that costs only like 100 bucks,some pod machines can get more expensive then that.

[@dypfulcjvjv]

I do not drink or like coffee even a little and for some reason I just binged all of your shorts and enjoyed them

[@CarlosAlejandro.-ke6gr]

I hate this. Thats why i moved to Colombia and i sneak into a coffee farm to chew it directly from Juan Valdez tree.

[@bishal7711]

I’m happy I can taste tannins so I don’t ever have a chance of becoming like *this*

[@Child_Of_Zephyrus]

And then there me boiling a pot of water with a tea bag and calling it a day

[@jonnysith]

The longest video just to say "if you want a good espresso, make sure the beans are fresh.".......

[@lucasblanchard47]

I’m sure that “bad” shot still tasted pretty damn good ha

[@brrrrrr]

Relatively bad

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

Well, I didn’t expect product stress to be one of the reasons for why I don’t want to ever get hooked on coffee.

[@kofola9145]

Only if you are an espresso snob.

[@nightimegame]

I think my favorite was the hide behind. Just the right amount of creepy with some good humor.

[@hannekevanderakt7521]

Coffie snobs might be the worst snobs

[@fuckinglegend4060]

If the espresso is sad then it's depresso

[@Coastal_Cruzer]

I've started packing my bowls how you prepare your coffee grounds 😂

[@Brando035]

Me, watching this knowing full well I don’t drink coffee or plan on it

[@tarunchandrasekaran7701]

Bro people roasting this dude in the comment section are just flat out unnecessary man. He's just making shorts about espresso and stuff, just let him be.

[@christopherrogers303]

Yeah, he could fresh roast his coffee beans over this comment section :)

[@tarunchandrasekaran7701]

@@jorgeporras9262 There are many intricacies in the art of making espresso shots, just because he's trying to help people who care about coffee get the best quality of shots it doesn't mean it's snobbish. If you don't care simply scroll past.

[@owensmart2514]

@@tarunchandrasekaran7701 In that case, if you don’t like the criticisms, just scroll past

[@tarunchandrasekaran7701]

@@jorgeporras9262 I agree, but did he really exaggerate it that much?

[@tarunchandrasekaran7701]

​@@owensmart2514 I can't argue with that. It just doesn't feel right to see a bunch of people meaninglessly criticize a random youtuber making espresso and shut up and say nothing about it.

[@pranayravi9449]

Ahh yes....another genius life hack. Just pay more money.

[@CoolWhipGaming568]

Why y’all hating on him when he is being passionate? You don’t hate on artists when they talk shit about your low quality crayons do you.

[@jewelsofjuly7377]

Because damn this is so much work

[@mangamango5569]

@@jewelsofjuly7377 We spend more time and effort for the things we enjoy. His thing just happens to be coffee.

[@alpkankumlu1041]

why does coffee have to be this complicated

[@Confuzz782]

you predicted the grimace shake 💀

[@ThuTran-ox8nk]

You know grimace is an actual word right?

[@hams_cool]

Do you think the amogus joke is funny? No, of course not, right? Well, the joke you just made is on the exact same level as that joke. Congrats! You made a joke as unfunny as the ohio meme.

[@matthewjones39]

What?