This Island Is Cursed

[@TheDarkMaster123]

Someone should tell Nintendo they used their music to sell a different product. They’ll more than likely take care of Cryptoland for us

[@Naptosis]

I just imagined Mario stamping on that stupid coins face and that made me happy, thanks for that.

[@jdevlin1910]

@@Naptosis Nintendo legal has a much heavier foot

[@kidoren1395]

@@jdevlin1910 Honestly this, for a family friendly company, the legal team they have sure as hell ain't family friendly.

[@TheDarkMaster123]

Mario is Nintendo’s Lawyer. He’s a Plumber and a Doctor, why not add Lawyer to that list

[@mattsepan6274]

Nintendo nukes Cryptoland let's fucking go

[@dragons_advocate]

"Mental maturity should be enough" Translation: NOBODY on this island is allowed to have sex.

[@urthface]

Bis interpretation of that answer

[@bgBlea]

XD

[@dang.9209]

That's probably for the best.

[@ninjacom3]

Nah you just watch. If this ever gets off the ground it will be Epstein 2: Crypto boogaloo.

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

No one on this virtual island's bound to be having sex outside of it either.

[@EatMeBeatMeMusic]

Them issuing DMCA claims is hilarious considering their launch video contains portions of John Williams’ Superman theme and music from one of the Super Mario games.

[@Carnyzzle]

Also Axel F

[@BerkKayhan]

@@Carnyzzle and some wack ass covers from grease 😂

[@borkguy]

@@BerkKayhan yes thank you, god that was awful

[@wangsoft]

When the helicopter flies toward the island they haven't bought yet it sounds like Jurassic Park theme bout to drop haha

[@KiraTV1]

Their unlisted original video I have access to literally has the jurassic park music too, not even a slightly altered one but legit the real one

[@SoundBubble]

I did not expect gambling to be illegal in Fiji, but it certainly shows how incredibly stupid this idea is. I don't know what drugs you have to be on to get this far into a project and even fail at the most basic checks. It's like trying to open a cannabis store in the UK and be surprised why the cops are your first customers.

[@surpriseraisin5892]

Haha, exactly correct. It never occurred to me that gambling would be illegal in fiji, but that just makes this project more hilarious

[@Vincent_Van_Vega]

I was the one who made the research into Fiji Law and sent to Kira. Witchcraft and Sorcery is also prohibited in FIJI

[@supertaoman12]

is blockchain technology considered witchcraft? it should be

[@Lumberjack_king]

@@Vincent_Van_Vega wait really thats kinda stupid

[@gworfish]

@@Vincent_Van_Vega well listening to some crypto bros it's sorcery, so that's another strike again the plan. lol

[@LaserStorm117]

Gotta love the dude that came back in the asset tweet and asked, "What's the age of consent in Cryptoland again?"

[@defaultdamaja]

also - pretty sure u can't defame an island... i expect actual lawyers will agree

[@LaserStorm117]

@@defaultdamaja, mayhaps, but I think the argument would go more towards the business and not the land. Regardless, a lot of statements made by the community were them refeeding Cryptoland's own comments and logic back at them, or remarking on their oversight of very basic ideas. Idk if the community defamed the project as much as Cryptoland defamed themselves. Idr because the topic is so far in the past that I could be very mistaken.

[@everwake2689]

I wonder which of these scenarios will be the most likely outcome of Crypto Island: 1. Fentanyl ODs leading to arrests and long sentences in a foreign jail. 2. Cryptobro knife fight at a beach party resulting in death. 3. Pirates.

[@MrNickLancelot]

4, All the above

[@user-we1fk4ul5o]

Fentanyl? Nah man, these are opiate pill bros for sure. You can just feel the “I take OxyContin with alcohol to party” vibe wafting off of them

[@markmitchell590]

5. The Loli revolution where barely AoC qt3.14s take over the island and turn it into a gynocratic Singapore.

[@Naptosis]

@@user-we1fk4ul5o bootleg oxys are often fentanyl or contain fentanyl (which is also an opiate but extremely powerful compared to oxycontin).

[@roberthebert2826]

don't forget being swept off the island by a Monsoon

[@silvercat18]

So, if someone owns the Earth 2 tiles for the Island, does that mean they technically own Cryptoland already?

[@CALLMEDEM0N]

No, but they can make their "own" Holo-Cryptoland.

[@Nazylexx]

According to your question, I think they own Cryptoland2 tiles But you need to ask non-financial advisor Arya2 non-realty

[@surpriseraisin5892]

Paying for the tile(s) that contain that island would be the ultimate speculative investment. It's a huge gamble that the land will even be purchased to be turned into Cryptoland, and then you have to trust that Earth 2 will work out as well. You just know someone out there is thinking it's a good idea right now. Bet the tile sells haha. RIP that poor fool

[@demacherius1]

No because you dont own anything other than tiles on a grid. The map behind the grid is totaly irrelevant to the grid.

[@bencegergohocz5988]

They own cryptoland 2. It's truely the future.

[@kevinhoffmann2084]

Companies who take legal ways instantly when someone says their opinion about their project make them look shady.

[@notatrollll]

form of deflection. Although some do it to delay their scam and make as much money before they fail or run away

[@elitereptilian200]

nah mate, this is totally legit brah!

[@Relocklabs]

unless your Nintendo, they're spotless

[@krist8362]

I hope the legal team message me ill happily tell them to fuck off

[@indeepjable]

if their legal team emails me i'd probably tell them to actually go legal i'd personally provide evidence as to cause legal issues for them

[@haramsaddam238]

I hope Carlos Matos sues and manages to win before the creators inevitably fall of the face of the earth with the money. He already lost his life savings to another scam and making an example of cryptoland in court would be a worthy redemption arc.

[@jackwilson5542]

It is ironic they are making fun of him, all while creating another scam similar to BCC...

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Bitconeeeeeeeecct!!!

[@61eriggs]

@@jackwilson5542 Scams are not the way they used to be. uh-uh, No no no. They are coming and they are coming in waves!

[@YukaAkemi]

I hope he does sue to get some money out of this, Carlos is still neck deep in the crypto spaces and trying his luck with more crypto ventures, not learning his lesson after losing his money to bitconnet when it tanked, he tried to make the bitconnet clips as nfts to milk what fame he got from the vid being memed and himself being a living meme, but got into legal trouble with bitconnet since they own the video and he had to scrap the project. Feel bad for him, dude is so desperate and far lost and keeps joining more crypto ventures and promoting his own nfts without doing research into if he was allowed to mint the clips in the first place, just blind hope, he rly did not learn his lesson

[@playahsan]

I just can't wait for Internet Historian episode on this place. It will be epic.

[@GodOfPlague]

He did come to my mind during Kiras first episode

[@soggytoast111]

Unfortunately it probably won't even get far enough to be interesting. All that's going to happen is they are going to mint some NFTs and then just disappear with the money. Once those NFTs get sold we're never going to hear about Cryptoland again.

[@sliceofheaven3026]

So they are selling digital property for a island that they dont own using also digital images that they dont own. This doesnt sound shady at all.

[@TheMordgan]

BUT WAIT. People are actually willing to give them money! That's the bad part.

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

BUT IT'S WEB 3.0, OLD LAWS WON'T APPLY every cryptobro ever

[@AmstradExin]

And music they don't own, AI TTS from voices they don't own....etc etc

[@youtube-kit9450]

It's honestly funny how Kira refused to call them a scam and "gave them the benefit of doubt" in another video of his when imo this cryptoland bullshit is shadier and more obviously a scam than earth two or dreamworld.

[@voxkine9385]

Nothing screams “success” quite like threatening to sue people for sharing opinions about your stuff…

[@firstnamelastnamesb]

It's not even opinions in a lot of these cases, it's provable facts.

[@TrashwareArt]

Cryptobros having unreal expectations and freaking out at the first downturn? What makes you think that will happen?

[@fuzzyd9320]

Paper hands?

[@markmitchell590]

Never, ever, in any /makeit/ thread, have I seen "go and live on an island with my cryptobros" as one of the goals.

[@Tnscla]

@@fuzzyd9320 Pepe hands?

[@Sniperbear13]

jazz hands in panic.

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

Why do people use "bros" as if it's a bad word?

[@tyisamess]

There’s no way cryptoland is not a scam 😂

[@6581punk]

Arya is investing, so we know it must be.

[@danielc9967]

I don’t think it’s a scam, however its greatly underplanned and has next to 0 chances of becoming a reality even if they get the funding. It’ll just be like the fyre festival

[@Sk0lzky]

They could start by building themselves a fully historical castle using historical methods (through unpaid labour of archeology and engineering students) for a fraction of the cost (partially covered by a grant) and turn it into a crypto-feudal-domain to try the idea first but scaling doesn't matter when you're trying to pull off a scam.

[@space_audits]

@@danielc9967 So, a scam, then?

[@danielc9967]

@@space_audits Well it isn’t starting as one, but would most likely end as one.

[@Saieras]

Scammers: DO YUOR OWN RESERCH!!!1! Everyone else: Careful what you wish for.

[@hatholraeg]

Perfect timing, nothing fun in my subscription feed: Kira to the rescue. Thanks for making these videos, I thouroghly enjoy them!

[@NobletheSavage]

Kira is not an architect , not an architectural advisor . I didn't think you would ever top your Earth2 commentary but here we are . Magnificent content .

[@oliver_twistor]

Regarding the age of consent tweet, even with the most benign interpretation they are completely off base. In most jurisdictions, a child cannot decide without consent from their legal guardians to go to some remote island.

[@abhorrentweeaboo4104]

Some countries have lower AOC for example in Europe the average is usually 16 in some south American countries it goes from 15 to 16 so the tweet might be refering to people from those countries. But then again how many teenagers are crypto millionaires Let alone interested in investing? You could probably count it on your hand Something is definitely Sus about that tweet.

[@Warfoki]

@@abhorrentweeaboo4104 There are even lower ones, if memory serves, in my country (still Europe), the universal AOC is 14, but if all participants are below 14, then it goes down to 12. So, teenagers doing the dirty so to speak is pretty normal here, nobody bats an eye if some 15 or 16 old already had sex. With that being said, the tweet is still shady af, because pedos often use that line of logic to somehow convince themselves that preteen little kids in the single digit age group can consent...

[@clownworld5474]

I doubt the island will be outside the law of Fiji. Yeah they 'bought the island' but I'm sure Fiji will retain legal authority over the island. That said it's probably a moot point as it will never happen anyway

[@ultimamage3]

If a parent still has to sign a permission slip to authorize a school to take their child on a field trip to a museum, a remote island is completely out of the question. But yeah, that tweet is incredibly sus considering they didn't provide that initial context the first time around, the question was AOC _within_ Cryptoland, not _to go to_ Cryptoland, and mental maturity would have nothing to do with going to a location out of home.

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

I'll stick with the science of mental development, rather than looking for legal loopholes for children to f_ck.

[@ultrapoci]

Earth 2 was starting to become stale, thank god for cryptobros having incredibly funny ideas every couple of months

[@threecreepio]

Edit: Removed after clarification! The license has been updated since it was used by Cryptoland.

[@KiraTV1]

The license was changed after this video was made and the asset was used, so the license they were using is the one the usage would fall under actually. Credit would be enough if they adhered to said license prior to that change.

[@threecreepio]

@@KiraTV1 Ah, thanks for the clarification! Removed my comment.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Ever since I saw the Cryptoland video, I kept thinking about the "Prince Ali" song that they did. It really is a fitting song choice for Cryptoland because in the movie "Aladdin", the song not only represents showing off material wealth but also represents living a lie. Prince Ali was nothing more than a facade to impress Princess Jasmine. Similarly, I believe Cryptoland is just a facade to try and impress the average internet user into buying into it.

[@estinsidebottom]

Seeing This Comment Now Is Making Me Wonder- Is This Like That "Hand Gesture Thing" From That Wolf Of Wall Street Movie Where It Is A Message (For Those "In The Know" So To Speak) That "Yes, This In Fact All A Lie And We'll Be Rich From It!", Or Is It Just Complete And Utter Coincidence That The Song They Randomly Chose Happened To Symbolically Fit The Project In Such A Way?

[@beabea5985]

Your comment is unreadable. Don't capitalize every word.

[@croxmeister]

Finding out that gambling is illegal in Fiji was the cherry on the top. 🤣 Crowd funding purchasing an island seems possible but this island is completely undeveloped it's going to take waaaay more money to build the sort of thing they selling than however much they might be able to get

[@Vincent_Van_Vega]

I was the one who found that out. By the way, Witchcraft and Sorcery are also illegal in Fiji LOL

[@egoalter1276]

As it happens, buying an island in some third world shithole is relatively cheap, comparable to buying agricultural land per area. However constructing buildings takes actual laboir and resources, and who woulda thunk, costs actual money. Even in third world shitholes, because people with marketable skills, and heavy equipment, such as that needed for construction, is still valuable evwn in a shithole, and wont be priced aignificantly lower. And even if you opt for building the place out of flimsy prefabs, to look like some second rate east european music festival, you have to buy transport, set up, and maintain that equipment. And then you didnt even conaider shit like having emergency personell on standby, or security, or hell, even catering, or cleaning. Hell, I would be sceptical of such a project, if it came from people with experience in organising shit like this, and being centrally funded. This is worse than a joke, because some people took it seriously.

[@ElysetheEevee]

@@Vincent_Van_Vega Why do you keep spamming comments about you finding it out? I feel like others likely found out alongside you as well, even if they didn't directly send the information to a source to amplify it. You seem really keen to get credited for shit like this. It's weird. Mentioning it once off-hand is fine, but replying directly to anyone talking about it just about...it's just weird. Also yes, I saw one of your other comments where you specified being the one to tell Kira about that law. Here, you make it sound like you were the first to find out: period. Just feels really greedy.

[@shadeitplease7383]

I'm a history buff because some of the shit thats happened is even more interesting than any movie or game. These are definitely some "truth is stranger than fiction" times we are in lol. Wtf is even happening haha

[@supersonicguru1]

Any particular things in history that happened that caught you off guard? I'm no history buff, but I love "learning about what I don't know" , so I would love to hear a few, if you don't mind.

[@shadeitplease7383]

@@supersonicguru1 one that might fuck your head up is the sinking of the USS Indianapolis. Those are some crazy survivor stories right there. Dan Carlins Hardcore History: Addendum has an episode about it that's really good. I just like reading personal stories. Some more that will fuck you up is survivor stories from the atomic bombs dropped on Japan.

[@Valvad0ss]

@@Kryptomi oh God go outside lmfao ancient aliens are mid and you are dull.

[@rdizzy1]

@@Kryptomi LOL, Aliens did it!! Good one. They have recreated some of these things using those same tools, add tens of thousands of people over hundreds of years, and it's pretty easy.

[@N4CR]

This is the crypto equivalent of the fourth reich reappearing from Neuschwabenland in a fleet of VRIL ufos and taking back of the earth again.

[@idontevenknow9758]

For me personally, lying about your team is a MAJOR problem and the biggest. You're either putting people's name on a project who are no longer affiliated or is in a very minor way. Thats crazy deceptive and should be a major red flag to any investor that they do not have nearly enough experienced staff to pull this off. Lying about the staff is a major problem because to an investor, let's say they told me for this project they had a leading architect that I'm well aware of and knows they do great work only to find out they maybe took some consulting work for them but is otherwise not involved in the project. I would be fuming and demanding my money back because the person or people I'm expecting to work on this project was falsely represented to me. Just like that any trust in the company is gone. You CANNOT lie about who is in your company and how much experience you honestly have on your team. Your staff is the key to the project. Without it your project is dead in the water.

[@7dayspking]

Seems a lot of smaller & indie studios actually do this, including some that have went on to release noteable and well received games. Pretty easy to understand the motivation hahahah. Like all of the Indie RPGs that market working with former Interplay & Bioware developers

[@sasquatchman22]

​@@7dayspkinghave they got the island yet?

[@7dayspking]

@@sasquatchman22 I still can't figure out what your comment means. I don't think I watched through the original video, maybe I just went through the comments. I heard him mentioning an island in the video but I dunno the specifics. Made me think of reading through the fyre festival wikipedia page.

[@sasquatchman22]

@@7dayspking if you cannot figure out a straightforward comment that is not vague at all. Then I also have some ocean front property in Arizona I'd like to sell ya.

[@ian_b]

I get the feeling that they think that if you buy an island, you're a new country and don't have to obey the laws (of in this case, Fiji). Rather than they've just bought some land within a country.

[@juliasophical]

Either that, or they're hoping to repeat the success foreign businessmen had in overthrowing the Hawaiian Kingdom.

[@JohnDBlue]

Would that be possible somewhere in the world? Is every land area under the sovereignty of some country, and if yes, are any typically willing to let an island go? But then even if they could actually just start their own country somehow, would it be legitimized by other countries? Would there be anything preventing armed forces just rolling up on the beaches of this island nation and declaring it theirs xD?

[@ppsarrakis]

@@JohnDBlue this has to be a plot for a future movie somehow.. also :add quantium computing into crypto mining and they can be a country that threatens global economic stability

[@lpfan4491]

@@JohnDBlue Imagine someone actually just declares war on cryptoland in this alternate universe where it's actually happening.

[@Sketchcook81]

I mean my god. Even IF Cryptoland was real, and that seems iffy af, this blatant use of other people's material is inexcusable and sort of bizarre.

[@GabbieTheFox]

But considering the whole crypto-bro community it's hardly surprising.

[@youtube-kit9450]

It's crypto. It's basically made up of scams, pump and dump, ponzi schemes and theft.

[@kylegonewild]

When you REALLY wanna live on an Epstein island but you don't have the hush money from billionaires to afford it yourself.

[@TheDanmanimal]

Hey Cryptolanders! Just because you’re willingly living on an Epstein Island, it doesn’t change the fact that celebrities still won’t want to have sex with you.

[@faranell7481]

@@TheDanmanimal Let me fix it for you: Hey Cryptolanders! Just because you’re willingly living on an Epstein Island, it doesn’t change the fact that celebrities still won’t want to have sex with you. ;)

[@TheDanmanimal]

@@faranell7481 I'm so confused as to what was fixed...thanks though?

[@faranell7481]

@@TheDanmanimal Just added that little ";)".

[@verbnounnumber6955]

Them: Do your research!!!!!1! Kira: On it mate.

[@aimhrialta]

We need to get Kira to a million subs just so he can post pics of the award under anyone who posts that bullshit about the cryptolanders giving out the awards

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

If it goes ahead, its going to be very interesting. Let's not forget that Fiji has 2 tsunami seasons per year. Edit: tropical cyclones, not tsunamis. Thanks for the correction.

[@danieldahlborg8192]

I think you mean cyclones. Tsunamis are not seasonal.

[@ext93]

Typhoon season. Tsunami are unpredictable tectonic/oceanic events, not annual weather patterns

[@ExValeFor]

I just want this to succeed so fucking much. Well, not *succeed*, but *HAPPEN*. There'd be content out of this for years, it'd be a cultural milestone! Sure it'll be rock bottom, but imagine the shitshow!

[@AngelaMerici12]

😆 🤣 🤣 Damn!! I also would like this island to happen just watch from afar 😎!

[@BeBopScraBoo]

lol time to rewatch all the fyre festival docs.

[@GabbieTheFox]

Epstein's Island 2 - Cryptocurrency bogaloo.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

It's like Brexit, I want to see it's supporters watch their dream collapse.

[@KaDaJxClonE]

When you're a company, and someone asks a question regarding legal or criminal action, you should either quote your home countries law or UN law. In either situation, 16 is the lowest possible age of consent formally recognized by any legitimate western government. Simply replying 16, 17 or 18. Would've been a fine answer. But they CHOSE to use dog-whistle words like "mental maturity" AND use an emoji. Who uses an emoji in a pointed question? Someone dodging, deflecting, or otherwise obscuring their true intention.

[@NotMeButAnother]

Nitpick: some first world countries have staggered age of consent, which for example in Germany starts at 14. Your point absolutely stands though.

[@mikoto7693]

It’s 16 here in the UK.

[@Dave102693]

@@NotMeButAnother 12 in both Japan and the Philippines.

[@artirony410]

the age of consent in Fiji is 16

[@mrwizard5012]

Yep. No reason to use cute insinuations like that unless you wanted people to think you're pedo friendly.

[@tbone9051]

I love the “planned attack” part, I’m just imagining a big table with Twitter users and their dumb pfps all around it

[@Snake1257]

This is promising to be even more outrageous than CoE/KoE, Dreamland and E2. This is gold for your channel. Congrats, I guess? 😁

[@trickeh2k]

Here we go again. This is the new Earth 2 *MJ Popcorn*

[@projectfanboy]

The pinball machine they play is a Stern Iron Maiden "Legacy of the beast" machine.

[@juances]

What was even the point of stealing all those instagram photos? They already said they didn't buy the island yet and thus havent built anything. Did they not notice how much they were contradicting themsevels by showing all those buildings and stuff and pretending they were real?

[@SereneAncalime]

It's basically a filtering process. Filter out anyone who has even an ounce of sense. Get only the most idiotic or devoted people to go for this and put their money in. Then "fail" due to all those evil negative people online and vanish with the money

[@jdevlin1910]

"Make your own research", "planned attacked", jeez boys you're giving the game away very early here.

[@balloonymanwitch9076]

Cryptoland would be an absolute nightmare. Being stuck on an island with a bunch of crypto bros, only one night life venue , limited everything. What would be the total population? Law enforcement? Health care options? Supply chains? Living on an island might sound great but I'm sure it would get old quick. Especially living with the individuals this sort of thing attracts.

[@feathercat9118]

The promotional video for crypto land probably costed more ,than any crappy NFT they sell.

[@xellios]

"Do your own research" = Seek out content that re-enforces my narrative. I love that Kira had to look at their twitter page logged out because they pre-emptively blocked him. This saga gets better and better.

[@KiraTV1]

lmao incognito window is a saviour here

[@mikemcdonald8952]

Part of me wishes that they had been left to progress their "project", just to see how much more awful it could get. Needless to say, them in firefighting mode is equally funny. Great work Kira.

[@awkwardPause]

When someone told me their mascot was called Connie, my reaction was to ask if Scammie was already taken. Good to see my intuition was correct lol

[@bilbortboxing1313]

I think the age of consent reply was done completely knowingly, and confirms to me that the founders know it is a scam, and the reply is to try and create further investment posibilities from an "unbecoming market", as Prince Andrew might say.

[@blackcirnoguro5953]

"A crypto-degen, with a crush on crypto-kitties" Does anyone else thinks, that this is a really weird think to say in your "sales pitch"

[@GabbieTheFox]

Not to mention the fact that when "Christopher" says "Crypto-Kitties" it is easily misheard as "Crypto kiddies"... The fact that the VA is so bad that you can mishear something like that is a big fucking red flag in my book.

[@rolfs2165]

What's a crypto-kitty anyway? Like those ugly apes, just as a cat?

[@ahniandfriends123]

@@rolfs2165 cryptokitties are from a 2017 web game where you buy digital cats with cryptocurrency and breed them with other people's cats to sell the resulting kittens to the marketplace and show them around to other players. Basically, Neopets mixed with Axie Infinity without any chance to care for, customize, or even play with your pet.

[@nickh4354]

This is my favorite thing on the internet right now. Thank you for covering this absolute gem of a trainwreck

[@lordvonsteiner2452]

So this is either a huge scam, a legit bussiness that desperately needs to fire whoever is in charge of their social media or this is one of the most committed deep cover trolls i've ever seen.

[@QALibrary]

I just sent this to a well know youtube lawyer that deals in copyright - he might have fun with this

[@GodOfPlague]

Oh which one? Curious.

[@QALibrary]

@@GodOfPlague Leonard French, it does help that we can send each other DMs so anything I send him he normally picks up straight away and gives me feedback either more research, let more time pan out or do some story boarding or wait to who effect contact him directly

[@GodOfPlague]

@@QALibrary I thought it might be him when you said copyright law. That or maybe KZbinr law but I think he is contract law can't remember. I follow alot of lawyers. I used to be a paralegal, before becoming the diety of disease, so I enjoy staying attached to the field in this way.

[@QALibrary]

@@GodOfPlague I used to work in the civil service law library in Northern Ireland. Leonard has done contract law in the past but copyright is his specialist area - also training as a librarian you deal with a lot of copyright law as well and that was part of my job when working for the NHS

[@ageoflove1980]

Thank you for the content. If it wasnt for KZbinrs and other freelance journalists like Jim Sterling, YongYea, yourself and other like you, these companies would be able to get away with a lot more shady practices. Somebody has to blow the whistle on stuff like this. Official media and governments are usually too slow and not tech savvy enough to adequately report on the latest dodgy deals.

[@do3807]

I was worried January content would be a lil dry, but here's Cryptoland coming in for the save :D

[@Luckyluckyluc]

I find it really funny how they quoted Carlos Matos on their own website, when that quote "We are changing the world as we know it" was from his Bitconnect presentation years ago... And when it is now known he isn't even affiliated with them in any way... XD

[@edmundmondo1682]

Buying land on Cryptoland is the best thing that has ever happened to me! I am now homeless and every day is a new experience! I am writing from an internet cafè and have no money to pay for it! Time to run before the police comes looking for me! 👮‍♀

[@gilolaes4725]

Arya Realty about to come and get in on this sweet Cryptoland Action. I cannot WAIT

[@maeror1022]

Would be pretty funny to see a bunch of cryptobros get arrested by the Fijian authorities tbh

[@Mrawfulgamer]

i for one can not wait for them to take any single person to court that means we will be able to get hold of all there documents and find out in court what is real and what is a lie

[@Goozero1]

This company that wants to establish an island settlement with luxury infrastructure can't even credit the artist for a seagull animation. Wow.

[@mattroxursoul]

Eh trying to convince someone with mental maturity to come to an island sounds like some kind of attempt to traffic. Or at the very least telling people to be runaways. Age of consent means that before that age they do not have the ability to make a decision on consent on anything.

[@roskelld]

Remember when we thought DreamWorld was the most idiotic project idea?

[@MisterNightfish]

Fair use is even broader than you'd think, based on common sense. If you look at the case of Sargon vs Akilah, regardless of what you might think of either of those, that held up in court and it was just unedited footage.

[@tuff-knorf4561]

Lol, the patheticness and incompetence is in every single thing these scammers do.

[@LetruneInedil]

I had just found out how DEEP this hell island goes. Darn. Thank you for hours of entertainment!

[@NerdishGeekish]

Man... calling this "the fyre festival of cryptocurrencies" is an insult to the effort the organizers of fyre actually put into scamming rich gullible frat bros.

[@SissypheanCatboy]

It takes like 3 seconds of research and 2nd grade literacy levels to find that they scammed innocent people and not just "rich gullible frat bros" lmao.

[@AdumskaH]

Watch Internet Historian's video on it, it couldn't be further from what you're saying lol

[@Ben-mw9vz]

Nobody paid 250000$, the tickets they sold were sold for around 800-1000$ which is a good deal for an island vacation in the tropics with food, accomodation and entertainment provided in the deal

[@Bettersucksaul]

They didn't scam any rich gullible frat bros

[@youtube-kit9450]

It's crypto. You have to put in literally zero effort to scam someone.

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

Wouldn't be supirsed if Tanner Rosenkovic / Various Benson / (whatever pseudoname he goes by) is behind Crypto Land

[@thematic3893]

I love when you pull these peoples skirts up and expose them for their nonsense Kira. Puts the fear of having empty pockets in them. Keep it up mate! 🤣

[@faizalsyamsul]

The whole situation is so bad that I don’t mind teaming up with Carlos Matos to bring these people down lol

[@comaiscool]

Ah, fun another Kira upload just like clockwork to make the start of the week better.

[@fury60058]

Addicted to you content bud. Watch it as soon as it pops in my feed. Keep knocking it out of the park!

[@6581punk]

4:58 The wink is like the Monty Python "nudge nudge" sketch. Nudge nudge, wink wink say no more.

[@mhc706]

They don’t even say “do your own research” they tell you to MAKE your own research.

[@oliver_twistor]

Absolutely amazing. Thanks for covering the shitshow for us, Kira!

[@Noddydc]

Loving this series!

[@NumbersCanBeFun]

I am really glad you speak out on subjects like this. With all the bad actors out on the internet these days, I appreciate a voice of reason.

[@Christopher_S]

This is actually crazy. This comes across as a very shady cash grab. From my perspective, they deserve all the criticism they're getting right now.

[@flare0080]

The pinball machine in the Cryptoland video is the Iron Maiden Legacy of the Beast machine and Eddie, a copyrighted character, is shown. Can someone get in touch with the band so we can have it removed?

[@Vasthrae]

I'm not sure how you did it, but I'm addicted to these types of videos now. Keep up the amazing work.

[@d.5432]

And I thought it couldn't get better after seeing all the stuff with earth 2, but this man, this is a whole new level. Even the Fyre festival put more work into their project then these people did. Holy shit

[@JoelElRican]

Do none of these cryptobros know anything about The Streisand Effect? They are just digging the hole themselves

[@ayajade6683]

They're crypt bros they think they're millionaires and are in just a reformatting of a MLM/insert x scam scheme

[@autemsicarius]

Cryptoland: Do yOuRr OwN rEsEaRcH!?!?! People with Intelligence: So…you have declared war

[@kesamek8537]

I am being paid by the imaginary puppetmaster to suggest that kindergarten-stalker-esque tweets aren't a good look for private island facility operators.

[@phillipmitchell2254]

Man this is gonna get more hilarious than Earth 2 by far

[@IAmAzarath]

Ah Cryptoland, my new favorite drama, well after Keeping Up with the Caspians of course.

[@ollllj]

yeah its me. i am pulling all the strings behind the curtain, because i just hate all the NFT.

[@321Leviathan]

thanks for these videos Kira, this rabbit hole is going to be a blast to go down. Have a good day bro.

[@Comedymakesmelaugh7]

Ngl the initial Cryptoland reveal had me thinking it was just some big, high effort shitpost/parody. But now I see it's real and I am no longer laughing. I feel only despair.

[@aphorizem]

*Rubs hands....* Here we go baby, another saga unfolds.

[@jonasduell9953]

DMCA abuse should be severely punished and lead to permanent account removals of parties doing it. But leave it to the US to come up with one of the stupidest and most imbalanced laws ever.

[@mcicarus3683]

"..but then again he has turned himself into one of the cultist. He has dawned his robe , and now walking around with with his cryptolander mask on" 10/10 . 100% not a troll xD

[@vicc6790]

you don a robe you don't dawn a robe my guy

[@theweebmaster5179]

Someone had to infiltrate the server in order to give us those screenshots tho

[@mcicarus3683]

@@vicc6790 Right my guy. Hope you feel value for that

[@AgapeForgotten]

Poe's law is an adage that says, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied. This also reminds me of the things that happened around the sale of hot dog water, first sold as a joke to those who were very concerned about health for.. like.. I think it was $30 a bottle? It sold and they decided to run with the idea.

[@Mysticgamer]

I want them to threaten someone with litigation, only for the person to be an experienced lawyer or related to one and have them call their bluff. I want them to have to explain this without marketing jargon.

[@GabbieTheFox]

Houg Law?

[@Swaylor-Tift]

I absolutely love this. Keep the juicy content coming, Kira! And thank you for dealing with this mess for us :D

[@batchampa]

What are their plans for sewage treatment, water treatment, power generation, workers and their housing, healthcare, etc.

[@zipperneckfronkenstein3364]

Oh good, this decade needed a new Fyre Festival to watch collapse in on itself.

[@nevierrix2118]

My god, we are only 10 days into 2022 and we are being blessed with this nonsense. Bloody hell. Kira, this is going to be a very busy year for you, hope you're ready.

[@urthface]

They must have just forgotten to mint the promo video as an NFT

[@nebulajumper6216]

Bro: I'M A CRYPTOBROOOOOOOOO !!! Everyone: What's your IQ? Bro: My what?

[@mcatrane]

Can't wait for Fyre Festival 2: Cryptic Boogaloo

[@jackiesharp018]

The shadowy motive: concern for safety of people getting scammed into this

[@TheDontletmedie]

I forgot when I found your channel but I'm glad I ran across it. I like how you show the receipts (metaphorically) with everything you say. I'll be here for as long as you produce content.

[@KirKanos01]

After all of this infos there is only to say one thing "to the moon!"

[@llamatronian101]

If this even goes ahead, I think that some of these cryptobros are not going to enjoy their interactions with the Fijian police force.